1 00:00:06,787 --> 00:00:08,698 Any second now. 2 00:00:09,307 --> 00:00:10,899 It's light is on. 3 00:00:11,067 --> 00:00:12,466 Melissa, waffles are ready. 4 00:00:12,627 --> 00:00:15,187 Oh, fantastic. I'm starving. 5 00:00:18,907 --> 00:00:19,862 How about that? 6 00:00:30,307 --> 00:00:32,343 She ate breakfast naked? 7 00:00:32,507 --> 00:00:34,145 She didn't even want a napkin. 8 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:38,781 I've had bedroom naked, I've had walk-to-the- bathroom naked. 9 00:00:38,947 --> 00:00:41,097 I have never had living-room naked. 10 00:00:41,507 --> 00:00:42,701 Oh, it's a scene. 11 00:00:42,867 --> 00:00:45,335 It's like you're living in the Playboy Mansion. 12 00:00:46,627 --> 00:00:48,345 Did she...? Did she frolic? 13 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:49,860 I don't have enough room. 14 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:53,105 - Hey, Laney, Puddy. - Hey. 15 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:54,302 - Hi. - Hey. 16 00:00:54,467 --> 00:00:57,027 - I gotta make a pit stop. - Okay. 17 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:58,176 Back together? 18 00:00:58,347 --> 00:01:01,976 His apartment was being fumigated. We thought we'd give it another shot. 19 00:01:02,707 --> 00:01:05,585 So guess who called me last night. Jason Hanke. 20 00:01:05,747 --> 00:01:08,386 "Stanky" Hanke? What did he want? 21 00:01:08,547 --> 00:01:11,220 He called to apologise for standing me up five years ago. 22 00:01:11,387 --> 00:01:12,456 Why now? 23 00:01:12,627 --> 00:01:15,585 A.A. It's one of the 12 steps. 24 00:01:15,747 --> 00:01:17,578 Step number 9 is you have to apologise... 25 00:01:17,747 --> 00:01:20,136 ...to everyone you've ever wronged. 26 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:25,022 I can't wait for Hanke to come crawling back to me. 27 00:01:25,187 --> 00:01:26,586 Still with the neck hole? 28 00:01:26,747 --> 00:01:29,136 - Still upset. Very upset. - What neck hole? 29 00:01:29,307 --> 00:01:31,263 Remember that party he threw a few years ago? 30 00:01:31,427 --> 00:01:34,385 He had that very draughty apartment. I think on 9th Avenue... 31 00:01:34,547 --> 00:01:35,502 Faster. 32 00:01:36,587 --> 00:01:40,421 - I asked if I could borrow a sweater. - A cashmere sweater. 33 00:01:40,587 --> 00:01:44,216 I said, preferably cashmere. For warmth. 34 00:01:44,387 --> 00:01:45,979 In front of the whole party, he says: 35 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:49,184 "No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole." 36 00:01:49,987 --> 00:01:52,706 Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. Everybody else did. 37 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:56,143 Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head. 38 00:01:57,987 --> 00:02:00,023 Or is it because of your neck? 39 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:02,462 No, I think the head does most of the stretching. 40 00:02:02,627 --> 00:02:05,824 Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party... 41 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:10,139 ...in some cheap MetLife Windbreaker. Now it is payback time. 42 00:02:10,307 --> 00:02:13,663 - I really think it's the size of your neck. - It's my head. 43 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,823 - Hey, isn't this great? - Hey. 44 00:02:19,987 --> 00:02:21,659 Since the nerds in Accounting moved... 45 00:02:21,827 --> 00:02:23,579 ...we're the only ones in this bathroom. 46 00:02:23,747 --> 00:02:24,941 Yeah. Great. 47 00:02:33,707 --> 00:02:35,857 You went to the coffee shop without me? 48 00:02:36,027 --> 00:02:38,143 I told you I just wanted to hop in the shower. 49 00:02:38,307 --> 00:02:40,377 That's an hour ago. What were you doing in there? 50 00:02:40,547 --> 00:02:42,856 Showering. How long does it take you? 51 00:02:43,027 --> 00:02:44,824 - Ten minutes. - Ten minutes? 52 00:02:44,987 --> 00:02:46,978 That's kooky talk. 53 00:02:48,427 --> 00:02:50,463 Elaine, how long do you spend in the shower? 54 00:02:50,627 --> 00:02:52,345 - Ten minutes. - Let me smell you. 55 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:53,496 All right. Whiff away. 56 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,456 It's not bad at all. 57 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,905 - That's it. - Okay. 58 00:03:02,387 --> 00:03:05,026 So get this. I'm in the bathroom at work today... 59 00:03:05,187 --> 00:03:07,496 ...and I see Peggy using a seat protector. 60 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:10,340 - So? - We're the only women on the floor. 61 00:03:10,507 --> 00:03:12,225 I mean, we're like roommates. 62 00:03:12,387 --> 00:03:15,379 Would you use a seat protector if you had a roommate? 63 00:03:18,227 --> 00:03:20,218 The damage is probably already done. 64 00:03:20,387 --> 00:03:23,026 - All right. I'll get that. - All right. It's just... 65 00:03:23,627 --> 00:03:25,504 Maybe she just practises good hygiene. 66 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:30,297 Yeah, you're right. She's probably one of those neurotic clean freaks. 67 00:03:30,947 --> 00:03:34,622 Well, here's my shower routine. Maybe I can make some changes. 68 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:37,824 Get washcloth mittens and maybe some liquid soap... 69 00:03:37,987 --> 00:03:40,706 ...and just... focus. 70 00:03:42,467 --> 00:03:44,935 Zephyr? That is not a word. 71 00:03:45,107 --> 00:03:47,063 - Do you challenge? - No, I do not challenge. 72 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,502 Sixty-six points. 73 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:52,704 I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles? 74 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,742 - You want some more iced tea? - Sure. 75 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,304 Wrong pipe. 76 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:08,982 So she coughed. 77 00:04:09,147 --> 00:04:11,707 Coughing? Naked? 78 00:04:12,387 --> 00:04:14,855 It's a turnoff, man. 79 00:04:15,347 --> 00:04:16,780 Everything goes with naked. 80 00:04:16,947 --> 00:04:20,144 When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles... 81 00:04:20,307 --> 00:04:22,263 ...that suddenly spring into action. 82 00:04:23,107 --> 00:04:25,337 It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball... 83 00:04:25,507 --> 00:04:27,577 ...in his stomach in slow motion. 84 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:31,140 Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. 85 00:04:31,307 --> 00:04:33,218 You know how much mental energy I expend... 86 00:04:33,387 --> 00:04:35,901 ...trying to picture women naked? 87 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:39,582 But the thing you don't realise is there's good naked and bad naked. 88 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:44,298 Naked hair brushing, good. Naked crouching, bad. 89 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,546 - Hey, there's Hanke. - All right, it's grovel time. 90 00:04:48,707 --> 00:04:51,062 Hey, George. Jerry. 91 00:04:51,227 --> 00:04:52,546 Listen, I just got sober... 92 00:04:52,707 --> 00:04:54,743 ...so I've been going through the 12 steps. 93 00:04:54,907 --> 00:04:57,182 What are you up to now? Step 9? 94 00:04:57,987 --> 00:05:00,182 Yeah. Making amends. 95 00:05:00,347 --> 00:05:02,019 Important step. 96 00:05:02,187 --> 00:05:04,621 Maybe the most important. 97 00:05:05,187 --> 00:05:08,224 Anyway, Jerry, you know, this may sound dumb... 98 00:05:08,387 --> 00:05:11,185 ...but when we first met, I thought your name was Gary. 99 00:05:11,347 --> 00:05:13,907 I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times. 100 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:16,627 I don't know if you noticed, but I always felt bad. 101 00:05:16,787 --> 00:05:17,981 So I'm sorry. 102 00:05:18,147 --> 00:05:22,265 Thank you. I did notice and I appreciate you rectifying it. 103 00:05:22,427 --> 00:05:24,702 Great. Great. 104 00:05:28,427 --> 00:05:30,861 Well, I'll see you guys later. 105 00:05:34,147 --> 00:05:36,866 Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. 106 00:05:37,027 --> 00:05:39,666 I made some good cuts and I didn't lose anything I needed. 107 00:05:39,827 --> 00:05:42,136 Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now. 108 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:45,465 - You've got some suds over here. - What? 109 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:47,739 Oh, man. 110 00:05:47,907 --> 00:05:51,263 Jeez. Look at that. I'm all lathery. 111 00:05:51,427 --> 00:05:53,657 Jerry, you gotta show me what I'm doing wrong. 112 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:56,944 - Oh, come on. - No, I mean it, man. I'm lost. 113 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,462 You promise you'll never come in here again? 114 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,619 Well, Jerry, you know I can't do that. 115 00:06:03,107 --> 00:06:06,065 My sense of it is you're probably wasting time working piecemeal: 116 00:06:06,227 --> 00:06:10,061 - First cleaning one area, then another. - Well, that's how cats do it. 117 00:06:10,227 --> 00:06:12,457 But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue... 118 00:06:12,627 --> 00:06:14,583 ...you wanna use gravity. 119 00:06:14,747 --> 00:06:16,465 Okay, let's turn the water on now. 120 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,538 No, I told you. It's just a dry run. 121 00:06:21,987 --> 00:06:23,386 Hanke's moved on to Step 10. 122 00:06:23,547 --> 00:06:26,380 - He was taking personal inventory. - That's Step 10? 123 00:06:26,547 --> 00:06:29,505 He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done. 124 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:30,622 You believe this? 125 00:06:30,787 --> 00:06:33,142 Come on, Jerry, how about a baggy swimsuit? 126 00:06:33,307 --> 00:06:35,184 No. You're not getting any skin, Kramer. 127 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:39,264 Well, this has all been one big tease. 128 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:44,421 These proofs look pretty good. 129 00:06:44,587 --> 00:06:46,782 Oh, can I move this? 130 00:06:48,707 --> 00:06:51,221 Yep. I think this will work. 131 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,017 I'm gonna get another bottle of water. 132 00:06:55,187 --> 00:06:57,178 Here, take mine. There's a little left. 133 00:06:57,347 --> 00:06:59,338 Oh, thanks, Walter. 134 00:07:10,307 --> 00:07:12,696 Guys, there's no doubt that the pay is good. 135 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:16,223 But I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream. 136 00:07:16,387 --> 00:07:17,786 You get pretty buff forearms. 137 00:07:18,267 --> 00:07:19,859 I don't know if I'm into that. 138 00:07:21,027 --> 00:07:23,541 - Oh, hello, Hanke, others. - George. 139 00:07:23,707 --> 00:07:26,779 You know, Jason, I couldn't help notice: 140 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,460 I didn't get my apology. 141 00:07:29,347 --> 00:07:30,541 Apology? For what? 142 00:07:30,707 --> 00:07:33,904 A draughty apartment. A sweaterless friend. 143 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:37,343 A ball-game- giveaway MetLife Windbreaker. 144 00:07:37,507 --> 00:07:40,067 George, come on. Not that neck-hole thing. 145 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,342 Yes, the neck-hole thing. 146 00:07:41,507 --> 00:07:43,418 I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're sorry. 147 00:07:43,587 --> 00:07:46,943 No way. You would have completely stretched it out. 148 00:07:47,107 --> 00:07:50,224 You're an alcoholic. You have to apologise. 149 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,776 Step 9. Step 9. 150 00:07:53,587 --> 00:07:56,863 All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. 151 00:07:57,027 --> 00:08:00,622 I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head... 152 00:08:00,787 --> 00:08:03,620 ...struggling to find its way into the normal-size neck hole... 153 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,345 ...of my finely knit sweater. 154 00:08:15,747 --> 00:08:19,899 Now, see, that's smart. Constant motion. 155 00:08:21,827 --> 00:08:23,977 - Hey. - Oh, yeah. I'm watching you too... 156 00:08:24,147 --> 00:08:26,297 ...but this guy's really showing me something. 157 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,181 You got a steak? 158 00:08:29,347 --> 00:08:30,621 What happened to you? 159 00:08:30,787 --> 00:08:32,698 People in this city are crazy. 160 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:33,936 Here you go. 161 00:08:34,107 --> 00:08:35,586 Thanks, buddy. 162 00:08:36,227 --> 00:08:40,061 Oh, yes. Yeah, you got any A.1., because I'm cooking a steak. 163 00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:41,819 - What? - A different one. 164 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,703 Okay, Jerry. I fixed that bike. 165 00:08:45,867 --> 00:08:48,859 That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show. 166 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,098 I gotta clean those bearings. Hold this. 167 00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:54,620 - Look at all that gunk. - Please don't crouch. 168 00:08:55,947 --> 00:08:57,903 - It caught my skin. - Oh, that's bad. 169 00:08:58,067 --> 00:08:59,739 Especially that area. 170 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,499 You got anything to snack on? 171 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,544 Oh, pickles. 172 00:09:08,227 --> 00:09:09,819 It's a tough one. 173 00:09:09,987 --> 00:09:12,421 Please stop. Let me help you with that. 174 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:17,704 It's gonna leave a welt. Look at that. 175 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:20,825 I can't. I can't look anymore. 176 00:09:20,987 --> 00:09:23,376 I've seen too much. 177 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:27,095 Peggy, we gotta talk. 178 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,304 What is it about me that you find so offensive? 179 00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:35,385 - You seem to be with a lot of men. - What? 180 00:09:35,547 --> 00:09:38,220 I happen to have a very steady boyfriend. 181 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,977 You know, I mean, we broke up a few times... 182 00:09:42,147 --> 00:09:45,696 ...and there has been an occasional guy here or there, but... 183 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:47,425 Why is this your business? 184 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,896 It's not. Good day. 185 00:09:50,227 --> 00:09:53,025 Oh, all right. You think I've got germs? 186 00:09:53,187 --> 00:09:54,302 I'll give you some germs. 187 00:09:54,907 --> 00:09:56,784 How about some for your keyboard, huh? 188 00:09:56,947 --> 00:09:58,744 How about that? Yeah? 189 00:09:58,907 --> 00:10:01,296 Oh, how about for your stapler? 190 00:10:01,987 --> 00:10:04,501 That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy. 191 00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:17,344 Well, technically, he did apologise. 192 00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:20,704 Jerry, I felt like a straight man in some horrible sketch. 193 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:24,303 He was riffing. Riffing. On my pain. 194 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:27,903 You want an apology for the apology plus the original apology? 195 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:29,659 That's right. I'm two in the hole. 196 00:10:30,747 --> 00:10:33,261 Well, I hit the wall yesterday with Lady Godiva. 197 00:10:33,427 --> 00:10:35,895 She did a full-body flex on a pickle jar. 198 00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:39,979 Did you explain about the good naked and the bad naked? 199 00:10:40,147 --> 00:10:43,105 Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball? 200 00:10:47,307 --> 00:10:50,140 Well, what if you showed her bad naked, huh? 201 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:52,697 - You still got that belt sander? - Yeah. 202 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:55,620 Well, you on all fours, that thing vibrating... 203 00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:57,778 ...kicking up sawdust. 204 00:10:57,947 --> 00:11:00,017 She'll get the picture. 205 00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:05,420 - Hello? - Jerry, guess where I'm ca//ing from. 206 00:11:05,587 --> 00:11:08,340 - World War I plane? - No, I'm in my shower. 207 00:11:08,507 --> 00:11:10,463 I'm trying to get out of the shower sooner. 208 00:11:10,627 --> 00:11:14,063 And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be. 209 00:11:14,227 --> 00:11:16,741 I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth... 210 00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:19,740 ...and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew. 211 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:24,460 - When are you getting out? - I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy. 212 00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:29,026 Bad news, people. Peggy is home sick. 213 00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:30,586 Oh, please. 214 00:11:30,747 --> 00:11:34,376 She's stuffed up, achy and suffering from intense malaise. 215 00:11:34,547 --> 00:11:39,257 Oh, come on. We all have intense malaise, right? 216 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,176 I just spoke with her, Elaine. 217 00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:43,336 She's in bed. 218 00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:46,021 Yeah. Let me tell you something. This is all in her mind. 219 00:11:46,187 --> 00:11:47,256 She is insane. 220 00:11:47,427 --> 00:11:50,658 She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob... 221 00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:55,105 ...rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt. 222 00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:59,506 Yeah. She's a wacko. 223 00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:04,506 - So you're Jason Hanke's supervisor. - Sponsor. 224 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:07,420 Whatever. Listen, I'm very concerned about this guy. 225 00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:10,306 He's doing very well. He's already on to Step 10. 226 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:11,741 If you don't do the steps... 227 00:12:11,907 --> 00:12:13,625 ...you can go through them pretty fast. 228 00:12:13,787 --> 00:12:15,505 You can get through six a day. 229 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,976 Is there some unresolved issue between you and Jason? 230 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:21,859 I don't know, a little something called Step 9? 231 00:12:22,027 --> 00:12:26,305 Instead of an apology he was bebopping and scatting all over me. 232 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,379 I'm not sure what you want me to do. 233 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:29,980 Well, aren't you the boss of him? 234 00:12:30,147 --> 00:12:31,580 You shouldn't let him move up. 235 00:12:31,747 --> 00:12:34,056 When I was in Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Webelos... 236 00:12:34,227 --> 00:12:37,299 ...for three years because I kept losing the Pinewood Derby. 237 00:12:37,947 --> 00:12:38,936 You're quite upset. 238 00:12:39,107 --> 00:12:41,257 I think you should drop him down to Step 2. 239 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,860 Admit there's a higher power? 240 00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:45,143 Yeah, let him chew on that for a while. 241 00:12:45,627 --> 00:12:47,583 You know, George, I think I can help you. 242 00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:49,897 We're having a meeting. Why don't you come by? 243 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,820 All right. That's more like it. Thank you very much. 244 00:12:52,987 --> 00:12:56,741 By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic. 245 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,901 Lomez, you're not listening. Jerry likes the naked. 246 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:07,423 It's just some of the things that she does when she's naked. 247 00:13:07,907 --> 00:13:10,819 Calm down. I'm on your side. 248 00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,019 Jeez. Hey, hold on a second. 249 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:17,497 I got a clog. I'll call you back. 250 00:13:21,507 --> 00:13:24,101 - What are you doing? - I found a spot on the kitchen floor. 251 00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:27,418 I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here. 252 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:31,225 No, not that. Why are you naked? 253 00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:34,936 - I thought naked is good. - This isn't good naked. 254 00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:41,421 George, here, have a seat. 255 00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:43,899 Where's Hanke? 256 00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:46,860 Okay, let's get started. 257 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,938 Welcome to Rage- aholics Anonymous. 258 00:13:49,107 --> 00:13:51,905 - What? Rage- aholics? - George, this can help you. 259 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:54,786 Hey, I am not here for rage. I'm here for revenge. 260 00:13:54,947 --> 00:13:58,383 Excuse me. We have a no-yelling policy at these meetings. 261 00:13:58,947 --> 00:14:03,418 Excuse me. Am I talking to you, pinhead? Am I? 262 00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:07,417 Please don't call me pinhead. 263 00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:09,865 I'm losing it. 264 00:14:11,627 --> 00:14:14,061 He took you to Rage- aholics? Why? 265 00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:18,300 Probably because this whole universe is against me. 266 00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:20,060 - You got a little rage. - I know. 267 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:24,220 And now, they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad. 268 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:27,735 By the way, my bad-naked demo didn't quite work. 269 00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:30,781 This bread has nuts in it. 270 00:14:31,587 --> 00:14:32,986 Oh, great, Elaine. 271 00:14:33,147 --> 00:14:34,546 What is wrong with my body? 272 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,982 Chicken- wing shoulder blades. 273 00:14:37,427 --> 00:14:40,305 - That's it? - No, but that's one problem. Why? 274 00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:43,186 I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day... 275 00:14:43,347 --> 00:14:45,463 Walking around naked? 276 00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,982 That is not a good look for a man. 277 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:52,297 Why not? It's a good look for a woman. 278 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:56,619 Well, female body is a work of art. 279 00:14:56,787 --> 00:15:01,178 The male body is utilitarian. It's for getting around. It's like a Jeep. 280 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:07,182 - So you don't think it's attractive? - It's hideous. 281 00:15:07,347 --> 00:15:10,464 The hair, the lumpiness. 282 00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:13,187 It's simian. 283 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,815 Well, some women like it. 284 00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:17,824 Sickies. 285 00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:22,260 "Installing your Clarkman garbage disposal. 286 00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:27,342 Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage line." 287 00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:29,623 Oh, come on, Clarkman. 288 00:15:35,347 --> 00:15:37,463 - Puddy. - Is David Puddy there? 289 00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:40,300 - This is Puddy. - Oh, this is Kramer. 290 00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:41,741 I know. 291 00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:45,259 You're a mechanic. Could you help me instal a garbage disposal? 292 00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:49,420 You gotta dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line. 293 00:15:49,587 --> 00:15:51,464 - No, it says main line. - It's a misprint. 294 00:15:51,627 --> 00:15:53,982 - What do you got, a Clarkman? - Yeah. 295 00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:55,978 I'll call you. I'll talk you through it. 296 00:15:56,147 --> 00:15:57,500 Oh, okay. Well, thanks, Puddy. 297 00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:01,415 - Hey, Puddy. - Hey, babe, your boss called. 298 00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,384 You owe 5 bucks for a balloon bouquet. 299 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:06,584 Yeah, he says you can just give it to him tomorrow when you see him. 300 00:16:06,747 --> 00:16:08,146 Balloon bouquet for who? 301 00:16:08,307 --> 00:16:09,899 Peggy took a turn for the worse. 302 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,697 Peggy? Great. I suppose she's still blaming me? 303 00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:16,061 - He said so. - Yeah. 304 00:16:16,227 --> 00:16:17,979 I don't believe this woman. 305 00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:19,944 Talk to me, babe. 306 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:22,740 She's this crazy woman... 307 00:16:22,907 --> 00:16:25,626 ...who is convinced that my germs make her sick. 308 00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:27,584 Oh, a germaphobe. 309 00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:29,578 I know what that's about. 310 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,940 I'm a recovering germaphobe. 311 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,185 Ten years. 312 00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:39,702 - What is this symbol? - It's a germ. 313 00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:45,658 It was very nice of you to bring the man... 314 00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:47,579 ...you're sleeping with to talk... 315 00:16:47,747 --> 00:16:52,616 ...but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs. 316 00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:54,778 Don't you? Elaine. 317 00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:57,660 Please. 318 00:16:57,827 --> 00:17:00,057 I know it looks bleak. I've been there. 319 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,582 Ten years ago, waking up next to a woman like this... 320 00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:05,136 ...would have sent me running for the pHisoHex. 321 00:17:05,907 --> 00:17:07,704 - Really? - I still have trouble looking... 322 00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:11,098 ...at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slobs around in. 323 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,986 Hey, I've had those since college. They're bunnies. 324 00:17:14,147 --> 00:17:16,217 They're bacteria traps. 325 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:18,696 So you just learned to live with it? 326 00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:19,856 For the most part. 327 00:17:20,027 --> 00:17:23,417 Okay. We're broken up for the rest of the day. 328 00:17:25,187 --> 00:17:27,178 So I'm glad we had a talk and worked this out. 329 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,463 - Don't you feel this is better? - This is nice. 330 00:17:29,627 --> 00:17:32,380 Yes, clothes. This is normal. 331 00:17:33,147 --> 00:17:34,375 What are you doing tomorrow? 332 00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:37,220 I was thinking that we could go... 333 00:17:38,947 --> 00:17:40,221 Jerry? 334 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,624 Jerry, are you listening to me? 335 00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:45,255 Yeah. What? I'm sorry. 336 00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:47,577 I wanted to know what you were doing tomorrow. 337 00:17:48,747 --> 00:17:52,535 Maybe a haircut and, I don't know, maybe go somewhere... 338 00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:00,375 So you broke up. 339 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,424 We couldn't carry on a conversation. 340 00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:04,225 I kept trying to picture her naked... 341 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,742 ...she kept trying to not picture me naked. 342 00:18:07,827 --> 00:18:09,260 Hang on. 343 00:18:12,227 --> 00:18:13,262 So, what are you up to? 344 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,057 Oh, just cooking up a little thank-you for Puddy. 345 00:18:16,227 --> 00:18:18,422 Hey, how do you make those radish roses? 346 00:18:18,587 --> 00:18:20,464 Insert a knife into the centre and twist. 347 00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:23,903 Then to make it bloom, soak it in water for 30 to 40 minutes. 348 00:18:24,627 --> 00:18:26,618 No problem there. 349 00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:31,218 George, thanks for coming down to talk. 350 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:34,459 I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't so flexible. 351 00:18:34,627 --> 00:18:35,980 I just started yesterday. 352 00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:37,819 Well, I'm here. What is it? 353 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,939 Well, I talked to my sponsor... 354 00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:42,667 ...and I've thought it over and you know... 355 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:45,739 ...my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic and rude... 356 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,420 ...and you deserve much better. 357 00:18:47,947 --> 00:18:50,063 Well, thank you. 358 00:18:50,707 --> 00:18:51,662 You're welcome. 359 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:54,979 - Can I get a triple Minute Man Mint? - Waffle or sugar cone? 360 00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:57,342 Excuse me, Jason. 361 00:18:59,227 --> 00:19:04,665 I don't wanna get into a big thing here but I'm not sure if technically... 362 00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:09,184 ...what you just said was actually an apology. 363 00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:11,019 - What? - Can you get on that cone? 364 00:19:11,187 --> 00:19:14,099 Would you hang on just a second? What are you talking about? 365 00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:18,385 All you said was, "You're welcome." Which is nice. It's very nice. 366 00:19:18,547 --> 00:19:20,936 But I feel I gotta get the apology. 367 00:19:21,107 --> 00:19:24,338 - Is there anybody else here but you? - I'm alone and it's my second day. 368 00:19:24,507 --> 00:19:27,704 You know, I don't even think we have that flavour, so... 369 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,505 George, really, enough, okay? 370 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,135 I admitted I was wrong. What more do you want from me? 371 00:19:32,307 --> 00:19:33,979 - I want an apology. - All right, look... 372 00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:36,297 - Did you try it? - He doesn't know what he's doing. 373 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,697 Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do. 374 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:41,620 I'm interacting with someone here, if you can understand that. 375 00:19:41,787 --> 00:19:43,140 - Now, I'm sorry. - There it is. 376 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,140 You said it. That's what I want. Say it again and tell it to me. 377 00:19:46,307 --> 00:19:49,697 I'm not saying anything to you. I'm not sorry. I was never sorry. 378 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:52,506 It was cashmere. I hate Step 9. 379 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,135 Where's that Rum Raisin? Where is it? 380 00:19:55,307 --> 00:19:58,856 I can't find anything. I need a drink. 381 00:19:59,027 --> 00:20:00,745 Daiquiri Ice. Here we go. 382 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:01,976 What are you looking at? 383 00:20:02,147 --> 00:20:03,262 Get out. Come on. 384 00:20:03,427 --> 00:20:06,260 Can't you see we're closed? Get out. 385 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:11,258 This food is fantastic, Kramer. 386 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:14,385 - And what a pretty radish rose, huh? - Well, thank you. 387 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:20,019 Well, here's to Peggy on her first week of being germfree free. 388 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:21,502 Yeah. 389 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,625 And here's to David Puddy for helping me instal a much-needed... 390 00:20:24,787 --> 00:20:28,382 ...and much-appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub. 391 00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:30,825 Yeah. 392 00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:33,018 You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub? 393 00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:35,018 Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time. 394 00:20:35,187 --> 00:20:36,779 I made this whole meal in there. 395 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:41,819 This food was in the shower with you? 396 00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,060 I prepared it as I bathed. 397 00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:49,019 Oh, germs. Germs. Germs! 398 00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:59,857 Excuse me? Is this Rage- aholics? 399 00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:02,621 - No. Germaphobes. - Thanks. 400 00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:04,381 What are you guys doing here? 401 00:21:04,547 --> 00:21:06,936 - Kramer. - Right. 402 00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:10,057 Hi, I'm Jason. 403 00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:14,063 - I'm a Rage- aholic. - Hi, Jason. 404 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:17,180 - This is my first meeting. - Step- skipper. 405 00:21:17,347 --> 00:21:20,942 That man is a step- skipper. He skips Step 9. 406 00:21:21,107 --> 00:21:23,257 - Please, Step 9. - That's right. 407 00:21:23,427 --> 00:21:24,701 He never apologised to me... 408 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,382 ...for saying that I would stretch out the neck hole on his sweater. 409 00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:30,381 It wasn't funny. 410 00:21:30,547 --> 00:21:32,378 It was a very nice sweater. 411 00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:36,176 Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it. 412 00:21:36,347 --> 00:21:39,020 I don't know if I'd trust him with a V-neck. 413 00:21:40,027 --> 00:21:43,337 He's bebopping and scatting, and I'm losing it.