1 00:00:04,427 --> 00:00:07,624 - Careful. This plate is extremely hot. - Thank you. 2 00:00:09,707 --> 00:00:11,743 I just told you it was hot. Why did you touch it? 3 00:00:11,907 --> 00:00:15,582 I just wanted to know what your idea of hot is. 4 00:00:18,107 --> 00:00:19,779 Hey, babe, you ready to hit the ice? 5 00:00:19,947 --> 00:00:23,576 Yep, I am ready to skate up a... 6 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,458 Why are you wearing that? 7 00:00:29,747 --> 00:00:30,941 It's my winter coat. 8 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:33,578 - A fur? - Is there a problem? 9 00:00:35,347 --> 00:00:38,020 Seemingly infinite supply. 10 00:00:39,427 --> 00:00:41,145 Careful, it's hot. 11 00:00:47,507 --> 00:00:50,226 So Puddy wears a man fur? 12 00:00:50,787 --> 00:00:54,746 He was strutting around the coffee shop like Stein Eriksen. 13 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:58,145 And of course you find fur morally reprehensible? 14 00:00:58,587 --> 00:01:02,023 Anti-fur. I mean, who has the energy anymore? 15 00:01:02,507 --> 00:01:05,180 This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot. 16 00:01:06,907 --> 00:01:08,943 This is the first you're seeing of the coat? 17 00:01:09,107 --> 00:01:11,018 We never dated in winter. 18 00:01:11,187 --> 00:01:14,224 You might wanna get a look at that bathing-suit drawer. 19 00:01:16,707 --> 00:01:19,380 We walked by Bloomingdale's and I saw that massage chair... 20 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,856 ...we wanna get Joe Mayo as an apartment gift. 21 00:01:22,027 --> 00:01:23,506 An apartment-warming gift? 22 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,306 We gotta give presents to people for moving? 23 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:28,697 Birthdays, Christmas, it's enough gifts. 24 00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:31,142 I would like one month off. 25 00:01:31,307 --> 00:01:33,582 Kramer said it's perfect. That's what we're getting. 26 00:01:33,747 --> 00:01:37,103 We're not buying it at Bloomingdale's. I will buy it. You pay me back later. 27 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:39,098 I'll sniff out a deal. 28 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,098 I have a sixth sense. 29 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,100 Cheapness is not a sense. 30 00:01:44,267 --> 00:01:46,223 I can't stand Joe Mayo's parties. 31 00:01:46,387 --> 00:01:49,185 You know, the second you walk in, he's got you working for him. 32 00:01:49,347 --> 00:01:50,985 "Hey, can you do me a favour? 33 00:01:51,147 --> 00:01:54,696 Can you keep an eye on the ice, make sure we have enough?" 34 00:01:55,627 --> 00:01:58,460 I had a great time at the last one. I was in charge of the music. 35 00:01:58,627 --> 00:02:00,219 I turned that mother out. 36 00:02:01,547 --> 00:02:03,458 Hey, you got any pliers? 37 00:02:03,627 --> 00:02:06,699 What? Has Newman got another Army man stuck in his ear? 38 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,738 Hilarious. 39 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:12,422 Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door... 40 00:02:12,587 --> 00:02:14,259 ...so you can see in. 41 00:02:17,987 --> 00:02:20,137 - Why? - To prevent an ambush. 42 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,946 Yeah. Now, I can peek in and see if anyone is waiting... 43 00:02:23,107 --> 00:02:26,065 ...to jack me with a sock full of pennies. 44 00:02:26,227 --> 00:02:28,297 But then anyone can just look in and see you. 45 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:30,981 Our policy is we're comfortable with our bodies. 46 00:02:31,147 --> 00:02:33,786 You know, if somebody wants to help themselves to an eyeful... 47 00:02:33,947 --> 00:02:35,903 ...well, we say enjoy the show. 48 00:02:38,547 --> 00:02:41,983 I'm sorry I can't stay for the second act. 49 00:02:42,147 --> 00:02:45,264 Hey, George, here's the model number on that chair, by the way. 50 00:02:45,827 --> 00:02:49,376 - Nice wallet. - Wallet. 51 00:02:50,307 --> 00:02:52,821 - What? - Nobody carries wallets anymore. 52 00:02:52,987 --> 00:02:55,103 I mean they went out with powdered wigs. 53 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:59,379 Here's what you need. Just a couple of cards and your bank roll, see? 54 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:03,096 - Keep the big bills on the outside. - That's a five. 55 00:03:12,547 --> 00:03:14,060 - What are you doing? - Hey, Silvio. 56 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,899 Yeah, I'm reversing my peephole. 57 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:18,183 Hey, you know, you gotta get permission from me. 58 00:03:18,347 --> 00:03:20,702 I'm the super. Who said you could do that? 59 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:24,064 Well, who says I can do any of the things I do in my place? 60 00:03:24,227 --> 00:03:26,616 - Like what? - Well, like... 61 00:03:27,027 --> 00:03:29,495 Nothing. Well, I'll switch it back. 62 00:03:30,547 --> 00:03:32,583 No, no, no. That's all right. 63 00:03:32,747 --> 00:03:35,261 Yeah, well, that's good. Because Newman and I, we think... 64 00:03:35,427 --> 00:03:38,021 - Newman? He did this too? - Well, yeah. 65 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:41,256 I deal with him. 66 00:03:45,347 --> 00:03:47,019 Look at this. The same massage chair... 67 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:49,257 ...we're getting for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper. 68 00:03:49,427 --> 00:03:50,940 Except the store's in Delaware. 69 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:52,540 I'll have them overnight it. 70 00:03:52,707 --> 00:03:53,856 Maybe cheapness is a sense. 71 00:03:55,107 --> 00:03:57,416 You know, it is better without this big wallet. 72 00:03:57,587 --> 00:03:58,576 It's more comfortable. 73 00:03:58,747 --> 00:04:01,386 It doesn't matter if it's more comfortable. It's wrong. 74 00:04:01,547 --> 00:04:04,823 - Why? - Important things go in a case. 75 00:04:04,987 --> 00:04:06,659 You got a skull for your brain... 76 00:04:06,827 --> 00:04:12,106 ...a plastic sleeve for your comb and a wallet for your money. 77 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:15,736 Look at this thing. 78 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,503 It's huge. 79 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,904 You got more cow here than here. 80 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:26,100 I need everything in there. 81 00:04:27,147 --> 00:04:28,944 Irish money? 82 00:04:30,267 --> 00:04:31,905 I might go there. 83 00:04:32,747 --> 00:04:37,662 "Show this card at any participating Orlando area Exxon station... 84 00:04:38,387 --> 00:04:41,743 ...to get your free Save the Tiger poster." 85 00:04:42,427 --> 00:04:46,261 Just give me that. Give me some of those Sweet'N Lows. 86 00:05:02,507 --> 00:05:03,906 - Who is it? - It's Newman. 87 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:11,425 - I'm in the middle of something. - I can't believe I'm being evicted. 88 00:05:11,587 --> 00:05:13,782 - What are you talking about? - The reverse peepholes. 89 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,302 Silvio says I'm an agitator and I'm out of the building. 90 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:17,582 No, he can't do that. 91 00:05:17,747 --> 00:05:20,784 I'm homeless. I'm gonna be out on the street, dancing for nickels. 92 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:23,177 I'll be with the hobos eating out of a bucket. 93 00:05:23,347 --> 00:05:26,862 Come on, we'll go and talk to him and we'll straighten this thing out. 94 00:05:28,147 --> 00:05:31,105 You better put something on. 95 00:05:40,227 --> 00:05:42,297 George, I am loving this no-wallet thing. 96 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,935 A man carries a wallet. 97 00:05:45,107 --> 00:05:48,304 The very fact that you oppose this makes me think I'm onto something. 98 00:05:49,907 --> 00:05:51,818 - Hey, Jerry. - Hey, Joe Mayo. 99 00:05:51,987 --> 00:05:53,420 - Nice place. - Thanks. 100 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,498 Can you do me a favour and stay by the phone... 101 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,658 ...in case anybody calls and needs directions? 102 00:05:57,827 --> 00:05:59,101 - Love to. - Thanks. 103 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:00,861 - Jerry. - Music? 104 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,858 Can you keep an eye on the aquarium... 105 00:06:03,027 --> 00:06:05,336 ...and make sure nobody taps on the glass? 106 00:06:06,547 --> 00:06:08,060 Well, I could do that and the music. 107 00:06:08,227 --> 00:06:11,424 Oh, no, don't worry about the music. Just have fun. 108 00:06:12,947 --> 00:06:15,507 I was ready to get jiggy with it. 109 00:06:16,347 --> 00:06:17,496 - Hey. - Hey, Elaine. 110 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:19,020 Hey. 111 00:06:20,707 --> 00:06:23,824 I think you know Dr. Zaius. 112 00:06:23,987 --> 00:06:26,865 So, Elaine, notice anything different about my pants? 113 00:06:28,587 --> 00:06:30,225 So, George... 114 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:33,976 ...did you get the chair? - No, I don't have it yet. 115 00:06:34,147 --> 00:06:35,739 So we're giving him nothing? 116 00:06:35,907 --> 00:06:38,137 No, I brought a picture of the chair. 117 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:40,419 Did you at least get him a card? 118 00:06:40,787 --> 00:06:42,698 I thought we'd all sign the picture. 119 00:06:43,307 --> 00:06:45,104 - Elaine. - Hey, Joe Mayo. 120 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:47,735 - I need you to be in charge of coats. - Oh, fantastic. 121 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,101 All right. 122 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,185 There you go. 123 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:57,103 Puddy, can you make sure nobody puts a drink on my sound system? 124 00:06:57,267 --> 00:06:59,098 Sure thing, Joe Mayo. 125 00:06:59,467 --> 00:07:02,220 Hi, I'm Jerry. How do you like my pants? 126 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:03,422 Nice. 127 00:07:03,867 --> 00:07:05,266 It's working. 128 00:07:05,427 --> 00:07:07,304 Don't tap on the glass. 129 00:07:09,267 --> 00:07:11,098 Joe Mayo's apartment. 130 00:07:11,907 --> 00:07:13,386 Hey. 131 00:07:13,547 --> 00:07:15,458 Cocktail off the speaker. 132 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:33,099 Goodbye, Dr. Zaius. 133 00:07:36,147 --> 00:07:37,865 Why are we in Jerry's apartment? 134 00:07:38,027 --> 00:07:41,702 Well, I like to think of this as my conference room. 135 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:43,744 Yeah, it has a more formal atmosphere... 136 00:07:43,907 --> 00:07:47,343 ...you know, with the shelves and the furniture. 137 00:07:47,947 --> 00:07:50,541 Make it quick, Kramer. My wife and I are about to go bowling. 138 00:07:53,427 --> 00:07:56,225 Newman thinks that you evicted him. 139 00:07:56,387 --> 00:07:57,820 I did. 140 00:07:57,987 --> 00:08:00,455 I don't like Mr. Newman. 141 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:03,578 - He is an agitator. - Look. 142 00:08:03,747 --> 00:08:05,783 I've known Newman all my life in the building... 143 00:08:05,947 --> 00:08:08,415 ...and you're all wrong about him. He's a model tenant. 144 00:08:08,587 --> 00:08:11,897 Portly, yes, but smart as a whip. 145 00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:16,464 - Okay. On your word, he can stay. - All right. 146 00:08:16,627 --> 00:08:20,461 But I'm gonna keep my eye on him. 147 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:24,106 Well, you won't regret it. 148 00:08:28,947 --> 00:08:29,936 What's wrong? 149 00:08:35,747 --> 00:08:37,180 Elaine, thanks for coming. 150 00:08:37,547 --> 00:08:39,458 Good working with you. 151 00:08:39,627 --> 00:08:42,095 All right, let's hit the bricks. 152 00:08:43,507 --> 00:08:47,022 - What? - Hey, I got a coat just like this. 153 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:53,897 So Joe Mayo had the same coat. 154 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,978 And you threw it out the window? 155 00:08:56,147 --> 00:08:57,899 God, you're like a rock star. 156 00:08:58,387 --> 00:09:00,503 So now, Joe Mayo wants me to buy him a new coat. 157 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:01,816 Because you threw it out. 158 00:09:01,987 --> 00:09:05,502 No. Because I was in charge of the coats. 159 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,419 It's insane. 160 00:09:07,587 --> 00:09:09,703 But you did throw his coat out the window. 161 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:11,505 But he doesn't know that. 162 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,385 As far as he knows, someone stole it... 163 00:09:13,547 --> 00:09:15,902 ...and that's the person who should be held responsible. 164 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,225 But that's you. 165 00:09:22,987 --> 00:09:24,579 So I'll have to buy him a new coat... 166 00:09:24,747 --> 00:09:29,104 ... even though I don't think I should be held responsible, which I am anyway. 167 00:09:34,467 --> 00:09:36,378 Well, I'm satisfied. 168 00:09:39,147 --> 00:09:41,900 My back is killing me. 169 00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:47,265 Of course. Because of that wallet. 170 00:09:47,427 --> 00:09:50,783 You got a filing cabinet under half of your ass. 171 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:54,216 This is an organiser... 172 00:09:54,387 --> 00:09:58,141 ...a secretary and a friend. 173 00:09:59,147 --> 00:10:01,866 Look at you, you're on a slant. 174 00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:04,746 Here, just give me a couple of napkins... 175 00:10:09,707 --> 00:10:12,380 There. Yeah, I'm fine. 176 00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:16,495 What was that? 177 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,022 I think I had some hard candy in there. 178 00:10:21,547 --> 00:10:23,981 No, no, this is supposed to go to Joe Mayo's apartment. 179 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:26,939 How does this thing work? 180 00:10:32,027 --> 00:10:35,258 Sir, do you want me to deliver this chair to your friend's place or not? 181 00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:42,016 - Ready to go? - All set. 182 00:10:42,187 --> 00:10:44,542 - Can't believe we're going dancing. - You don't go often? 183 00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:47,346 No, because it's so stupid. Shall we? 184 00:10:47,707 --> 00:10:49,379 Do me a favour. Can you hold this for me? 185 00:10:49,547 --> 00:10:51,503 Compact, lipstick, all this? 186 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,703 And can you also carry my keys? 187 00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:56,062 What are you, a mediaeval dungeon master? 188 00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:57,819 And a tin of Altoids. 189 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,140 Sharp key. 190 00:11:04,307 --> 00:11:06,138 So you're sleeping with Silvio's wife? 191 00:11:06,307 --> 00:11:09,185 Well, there's very little sleeping going on. 192 00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:11,224 Well, why didn't you tell me about this? 193 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:13,264 I don't see how it's any of your business. 194 00:11:13,427 --> 00:11:14,985 Well, it's my business now. 195 00:11:15,147 --> 00:11:16,944 Look, I stuck up for you. 196 00:11:17,107 --> 00:11:19,780 Man, if he catches you, we're both out. 197 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,097 Hey, what is that up that tree? 198 00:11:24,547 --> 00:11:26,583 Man, that looks like a dead bear. 199 00:11:26,747 --> 00:11:30,023 No. That's a fur coat. Hey, give me a boost. 200 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,582 Where did you learn to climb trees like that? 201 00:11:36,747 --> 00:11:38,942 The Pacific Northwest. 202 00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:47,418 So you had to carry some of Keri's stuff, big deal. 203 00:11:47,587 --> 00:11:50,420 You don't understand. I went on a successful pocket diet... 204 00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,543 ...and I wanna keep that weight off. 205 00:11:52,707 --> 00:11:56,461 You know what? We sell this thing at Peterman that'd be perfect for you. 206 00:11:56,627 --> 00:11:58,857 Not more of that crap from the Titanic? 207 00:11:59,027 --> 00:12:02,622 No, no. It's a small men's carryall. 208 00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:04,618 I'm not carrying a purse. 209 00:12:04,787 --> 00:12:07,017 It's not a purse. It's European. 210 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:12,304 Hey, did George buy Joe Mayo that chair yet? 211 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:13,456 I don't know. 212 00:12:13,627 --> 00:12:16,778 If I'm getting him a new fur, I'm not chipping in on a gift too. 213 00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:18,376 Yeah? 214 00:12:18,547 --> 00:12:20,424 George, did you get Joe Mayo that chair yet? 215 00:12:20,587 --> 00:12:24,978 Not yet. Oh, God. 216 00:12:26,187 --> 00:12:30,703 - What? - It's in transit. 217 00:12:31,027 --> 00:12:32,221 - Did he get it? - No. 218 00:12:32,787 --> 00:12:34,220 Good. Tell him I'm out. 219 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,661 What? She's out? 220 00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:38,500 So? You're getting a deal, right? We'll split it three ways. 221 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:42,216 All right. 222 00:12:42,787 --> 00:12:44,459 What is that noise? 223 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:47,341 That's my toaster. I gotta go. 224 00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,306 Sometimes I get the feeling... 225 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:54,061 ...George isn't being completely honest with me. 226 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,066 Hey. 227 00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:59,138 Oh, yeah. 228 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,660 - Here are your pliers back. - Oh, thanks. 229 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,658 Weak hinge. 230 00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:11,496 Well, I guess I better go and price fur coats. 231 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,420 Go down to 88th Street. They're free. 232 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:18,304 - What are you talking about? - Well, they're hanging from the trees. 233 00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:21,098 You know, Newman found one there yesterday. 234 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,782 Man, that guy can climb like a ring-tailed lemur. 235 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,738 88th Street? That's where Joe Mayo lives. 236 00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:30,465 That's the coat. 237 00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:33,586 What was that pop sound? 238 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,625 Well, I had some hard candy in there. 239 00:13:37,907 --> 00:13:40,740 So to what do I owe this unusual invitation? 240 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,023 Come in. Come in. 241 00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:49,697 This is very much as I imagined it to be. 242 00:13:50,227 --> 00:13:53,902 Aside from this rattan piece, which seems oddly out of place. 243 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,659 Please, sit down. 244 00:13:56,147 --> 00:13:57,944 Newman... 245 00:13:58,107 --> 00:14:00,337 ...I wanted to talk to you about something. 246 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,145 This isn't about my opening your mail? 247 00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:03,501 - What? - I don't. Never have. 248 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,658 Anything I read was already open. 249 00:14:05,907 --> 00:14:07,738 Yeah. No. Newman... 250 00:14:07,907 --> 00:14:11,661 ...I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree... 251 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,182 ...and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine... 252 00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:16,303 ...and I'd like to give it back to him. 253 00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:18,059 Sorry, climber's keepers. 254 00:14:26,547 --> 00:14:28,139 You know, Newmie... 255 00:14:29,107 --> 00:14:30,665 ...I know how you feel about me... 256 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:33,421 ...and I have to tell you I'm quite flattered. 257 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,625 - You are? - Oh, yeah. 258 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,106 Of all the men that I know... 259 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,942 ...you're the only one who's held down a steady job for several years. 260 00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:44,258 Well, it's interesting work. I don't mind it. 261 00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:47,898 Don't you have a boyfriend? 262 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:50,217 A burly, athletic type? 263 00:14:50,387 --> 00:14:52,617 Oh, him? Oh, don't worry. He's cool. 264 00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:54,266 - Cool? - Very cool. 265 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,496 So, what do you say? 266 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:59,660 Can you do me this one little favour, Newmie? 267 00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:03,466 How I've waited for this moment. 268 00:15:03,627 --> 00:15:06,300 But alas, my heart belongs to another man's wife. 269 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,265 - And I have given the coat to her. - All right, we're done here. 270 00:15:09,427 --> 00:15:11,099 For I am in love with Svetlana. 271 00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,827 I don't care if the whole world knows, except for Silvio... 272 00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:16,581 ...who'd throw me out of the apartment where I'd be dancing... 273 00:15:16,747 --> 00:15:19,739 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. 274 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,136 - Nice carryall. - It's European. 275 00:15:24,307 --> 00:15:27,936 - Do you still have my lipstick? - Yeah, I think I do. 276 00:15:29,587 --> 00:15:31,339 I can never find anything in here. 277 00:15:32,747 --> 00:15:34,863 - Oh, here it is. - Thanks. 278 00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:37,860 So that Joe Mayo throws the worst parties, doesn't he? 279 00:15:38,027 --> 00:15:39,255 What was your job? 280 00:15:39,427 --> 00:15:41,702 My job was to keep you away from the music. 281 00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:43,979 What? He doesn't like my taste in music? 282 00:15:44,147 --> 00:15:45,136 Guess not. 283 00:15:45,907 --> 00:15:47,499 You should have been there last year. 284 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:50,056 I got jiggy with it. 285 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,581 Kramer, it's Silvio. 286 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,056 Open up, I need to talk to you. 287 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,221 I can see you through the reverse peephole. 288 00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:05,698 Stupid thing. 289 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,740 Hey, Silvio. 290 00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:10,825 Look at this. 291 00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:13,023 Svetlana says she find it in the laundry room... 292 00:16:13,187 --> 00:16:16,304 ...but I think it is a gift from that postman agitator. 293 00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:17,900 - Where is he? - Now, relax, Silvio. 294 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,978 No, that's it. You're both out. 295 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,297 Oh, come on. Newman didn't even give her that. 296 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:25,265 No, it's... That's not even a woman's coat. That's a man's. 297 00:16:25,747 --> 00:16:27,021 - A man's? - Yeah. 298 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,939 What kind of a man would wear fur? 299 00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:30,222 Oh, lots of them. 300 00:16:30,387 --> 00:16:32,423 - Would you? - No. 301 00:16:32,947 --> 00:16:33,936 Then who? 302 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,105 What about Jerry? 303 00:16:39,187 --> 00:16:41,018 - Jerry? - Yeah, sure. He's a celebrity. 304 00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:44,623 Oh, yeah, they wear a lot of furs. They're desperate, insecure people. 305 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:46,540 - Yes, you are right. - Yeah. 306 00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:48,982 It's all about, " Me, me, me. 307 00:16:49,147 --> 00:16:52,537 Please look at me. I am so pretty. 308 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,016 Love me. Want me." 309 00:16:56,587 --> 00:16:58,384 Something like that. 310 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:00,936 I have to do what? 311 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:04,144 All you have to do is wear the fur, so Silvio thinks it's yours. 312 00:17:04,787 --> 00:17:06,664 I'm not wearing the fur. 313 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:09,216 Then Newman and I, we get thrown out of the building. 314 00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:11,336 Is that right? 315 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,781 All right. Why don't you just take a good, hard look... 316 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,302 ...at what your life will be like if I'm not around? 317 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,546 - Newman too. - Oh, come on, man. 318 00:17:24,707 --> 00:17:27,983 If you do it, I'll give you that Walkman you're always asking about. 319 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:31,025 - That's my Walkman. - And you'll get it back. 320 00:17:31,627 --> 00:17:32,946 - All right. - All right. Good. 321 00:17:33,107 --> 00:17:35,302 - Thanks. I owe you one. - Hey. 322 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:39,585 Hey, and by the way, that Walkman was broke when you gave it to me. 323 00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:42,737 - You get that chair? - It gets here when it gets here. 324 00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:43,976 Would you stop riding me? 325 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,536 You know what, just call up and cancel it. I'm out. 326 00:17:46,707 --> 00:17:47,935 Excuse me? 327 00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:51,144 Joe doesn't like my taste in music. He's not getting a gift from me. 328 00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:53,104 I can't believe you're dropping out too. 329 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:55,656 So now, Kramer and I have to pay for the entire gift. 330 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:59,577 Now, who's this Joe Mayo everyone's talking about? 331 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,425 He's the guy we're buying the chair for, remember? 332 00:18:03,587 --> 00:18:04,906 It was your suggestion. 333 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,535 I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea... 334 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:10,062 ...but I never heard of this Joe Mayo. 335 00:18:10,227 --> 00:18:13,139 And frankly, it sounds made- up. 336 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:16,261 Oh, so now I have to buy the whole chair by myself? 337 00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:19,146 - No. You don't have to buy anything. - I already bought it. 338 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:23,095 I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwing me. 339 00:18:24,547 --> 00:18:26,538 I don't understand. Why didn't you tell us? 340 00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:29,904 I needed it. My back is a little tweaked. 341 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,535 Because of your giant wallet. Just get rid of it. 342 00:18:32,707 --> 00:18:34,504 Never. It is a part of me. 343 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:37,056 I will just return the chair and it will be easy... 344 00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:39,946 ...because the receipt is in my good friend. 345 00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:43,339 Your good friend is morbidly obese. 346 00:18:45,027 --> 00:18:48,656 Well, at least I'm not carrying a purse. 347 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:52,786 It's not a purse. It's European. 348 00:18:53,627 --> 00:18:55,982 All right, Silvio's down there, he's shovelling the walk. 349 00:18:56,147 --> 00:18:58,741 All you gotta do is put this on, you go down to the corner... 350 00:18:58,907 --> 00:19:00,465 ...you pick up a paper and come back. 351 00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:02,185 - All right. - There you go. 352 00:19:02,347 --> 00:19:03,700 How do I look? 353 00:19:06,947 --> 00:19:08,460 Odd. 354 00:19:12,587 --> 00:19:14,817 "Learn guitar. First lesson free." 355 00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:37,422 My receipts. The chair. My tiger poster. 356 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:42,062 Hey, Silvio. Just out for a little stroll in my favourite fur coat. 357 00:19:42,427 --> 00:19:44,543 - That is your coat? - It sure is. 358 00:19:44,987 --> 00:19:46,181 Kramer says you need it... 359 00:19:46,347 --> 00:19:49,259 ...because you're an entertainer and you're desperate for attention. 360 00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:50,826 That's true. 361 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:54,059 - Jerry, you forgot your purse. - Oh, thanks. 362 00:19:54,907 --> 00:19:56,386 Hey, Silvio, look at Jerry here... 363 00:19:56,547 --> 00:19:59,744 ...prancing around in his coat with his purse. 364 00:20:01,187 --> 00:20:05,260 Yep, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy. 365 00:20:06,227 --> 00:20:07,819 Maybe this isn't my coat. 366 00:20:07,987 --> 00:20:11,502 - Yeah, all right, you're not fancy. - No. He's very fancy. 367 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:15,182 "Want me. Love me. Shower me with kisses." 368 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:21,381 Jerry, where'd you get it? That's his coat. 369 00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:25,586 No, it's not. It's mine. I'm a fancy boy. 370 00:20:26,147 --> 00:20:27,182 That's not your coat. 371 00:20:27,347 --> 00:20:30,384 If that is not his coat, whose coat is it? 372 00:20:30,547 --> 00:20:32,139 It's Joe Mayo's coat. 373 00:20:32,307 --> 00:20:34,343 Who's Joe Mayo? 374 00:20:34,507 --> 00:20:37,260 It must be the man that's sleeping with your wife. 375 00:20:38,227 --> 00:20:40,457 - Hey. - Hey. Hey. Hey. 376 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,699 - Officer. - There he goes. 377 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,017 Someone took my European carryall. 378 00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:46,256 Your what? 379 00:20:46,427 --> 00:20:48,543 The black leather thing with a strap. 380 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,696 You mean a purse? 381 00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:55,019 Yes, a purse. I carry a purse. 382 00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:03,657 So Silvio ambushed Joe Mayo? 383 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,897 Yeah, he's waiting inside his apartment for him... 384 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,217 ...with a sock full of pennies. 385 00:21:08,707 --> 00:21:11,096 Should have had a reverse peephole. 386 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,546 Hey, babe. 387 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,338 He//o? He//o? 388 00:21:16,507 --> 00:21:18,065 What is that? 389 00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:19,580 It's my new coat. 390 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,221 What? You ditched the fur? 391 00:21:22,387 --> 00:21:25,697 Yeah, I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy. 392 00:21:25,907 --> 00:21:27,306 Check it out. 393 00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:28,946 Eight ball. 394 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:33,182 You got a question? You ask the 8 Ball. 395 00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:36,786 You're gonna wear this all the time? 396 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,825 All signs point to yes.