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- Man, I'm starving.
- How can you <i>be</i> hungry...

2
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<i>...after</i> what you <i>ate</i>
at that Mets <i>game?</i>

3
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Because ballpark food
doesn't count as real food.

4
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Right. It's just an activity.

5
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<i>Like</i> that <i>paddle</i>
with <i>the</i> ball and <i>rubber</i> band.

6
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You know, my friend Bob Saccamano
<i>made</i> a <i>fortune</i> off of <i>those.</i>

7
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<i>See, he came</i> up with <i>the idea</i>
for <i>the rubber</i> band.

8
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Before that, people would just
hit <i>the</i> ball and it would fly away.

9
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I can't <i>believe</i> you <i>made me leave</i>
before <i>the</i> end of <i>the game.</i>

10
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Oh, <i>come</i> on, Jerry,
it was <i>nine</i> to nothing.

11
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<i>We were</i> getting shellacked.

12
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<i>Those</i> nachos <i>are</i> killing <i>me.</i>

13
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I thought you <i>were</i> hungry.

14
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It's complicated.

15
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- Jerry, <i>you're</i> gonna miss <i>the</i> exit.
- <i>Keep</i> your shirt on, I got it.

16
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Watch out for that maroon Golf.

17
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Look at this guy.
He's trying to box <i>me</i> out.

18
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I'll tell you <i>when</i> you can go.
Wait, wait, wait.

19
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Now, now, now.
No, no, no.

20
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Now. Go, go. No, no. Wait.

21
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Wait. Now, now, now. Jerry, go...

22
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Oh, calm down, maroon Golf.

23
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<i>He</i> thinks I cut him off.
<i>He</i> accelerated.

24
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You want <i>me</i> to moon him?
Let's moon him.

25
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Roll up your window.
Let's do a pressed ham <i>under</i> glass.

26
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Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

27
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Look at this, look.
He's giving us <i>the</i> finger.

28
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- Oh, all right.
- Okay.

29
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So I saw that <i>new movie</i>
about <i>the Hindenburg.</i>

30
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Oh, yeah, what's that called?

31
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Blimp: The Hindensburg Story

32
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- How was it?
- I found it <i>morose.</i>

33
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Why dwell on
<i>these</i> negative themes?

34
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<i>They</i> should <i>make</i> a <i>movie</i> about all
<i>the Hindenburg</i> flights that <i>made</i> it.

35
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Anyway, right in <i>the middle,</i>
<i>the</i> ship blows up.

36
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Burning debris, <i>bodies</i> falling...

37
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...and <i>then</i> just as this <i>eerie silence</i>
settles <i>over the</i> airfield...

38
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...I yelled out, "That's gotta hurt."

39
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<i>The place</i> went nuts.

40
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<i>Imagine the</i> laugh
you could <i>have</i> gotten...

41
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...if you had yelled that out
at <i>the</i> actual disaster.

42
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Yeah.

43
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Why <i>are we</i> slowing down?

44
00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:04,755
What is that music?

45
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What's with all <i>these</i> flags?

46
00:02:08,079 --> 00:02:09,512
Oh, no.

47
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- It's <i>the</i> Puerto Rican Day <i>parade.</i>
- It's <i>the</i> Puerto Rican Day <i>parade.</i>

48
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<i>The</i> city shuts down Fifth <i>Avenue.</i>
<i>They never let anyone</i> through.

49
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<i>We are never</i> getting <i>home.</i>

50
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I'll check it out.

51
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Yep.

52
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Yep, <i>the streets are</i> all blocked.

53
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I think every Puerto Rican in <i>the</i> world
is out <i>here.</i>

54
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Well, it is our day.

55
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Wrong car. Sorry.

56
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<i>And the Mets score two</i>
<i>in the eighth inning.</i>

57
00:02:44,399 --> 00:02:46,708
<i>See?</i> If <i>we</i> had stayed,
<i>we</i> could <i>have seen those</i> runs.

58
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I <i>could've</i> had <i>some ice</i> cream.

59
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That might <i>have calmed</i> down
<i>the</i> nachos.

60
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I'm gonna miss <i>60 Minutes.</i>
You know I <i>hate</i> to miss <i>60 Minutes.</i>

61
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It's part of my Sunday
<i>weekend</i> wind-down.

62
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How can you unwind
with that clock ticking?

63
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It <i>makes me</i> anxious.

64
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All right, gentlemen. I <i>scouted</i> it out.
I think <i>we</i> can <i>get</i> out <i>over there.</i>

65
00:03:05,279 --> 00:03:07,839
But that's a <i>one-</i> way <i>street</i>
coming this way.

66
00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:09,671
Besides, how am I gonna <i>get</i>
<i>over there?</i>

67
00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:11,716
Just inch over.
You worm your way.

68
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Just do it, Jerry.

69
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This exhaust. I'm gonna throw up.

70
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You know,
you should <i>make</i> yourself throw up.

71
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You know <i>you're</i> going to.

72
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All right, I'm worming.

73
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Hey, Jerry. You know who
<i>the</i> grand marshal is of this thing?

74
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<i>None other</i> than Miss Chita Rivera.

75
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They're not letting <i>me</i> in.

76
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- My hand is out.
- <i>We're</i> gonna <i>need more</i> than a hand.

77
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<i>They have</i> to <i>see</i> a human <i>face.</i>

78
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You <i>sure</i> you want his <i>face?</i>

79
00:03:39,439 --> 00:03:42,795
No, no, no.
It was Maria Conchita Alonso.

80
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- This guy's giving <i>me the stare-</i> ahead.
- <i>The stare-</i> ahead, I <i>hate</i> that.

81
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I <i>use</i> it all <i>the time.</i>

82
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Look at <i>me.</i> I am man.

83
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I am you.

84
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<i>Hi. Can we get in?</i>

85
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All right, he's letting you in.
Thank you.

86
00:04:01,399 --> 00:04:04,550
Oh, I know who it is. Stacy Keach.

87
00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,557
- <i>One more lane</i> to go.
- All right. <i>We're here.</i>

88
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Oh, look who's <i>here.</i>

89
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My old buddy. Black Saab.

90
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Maroon Golf.

91
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<i>Where</i> you going, black Saab?

92
00:04:20,359 --> 00:04:22,315
You <i>seem</i> to <i>be</i> a tad askew.

93
00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:24,390
Could you <i>move</i> your car
back a <i>little?</i>

94
00:04:24,559 --> 00:04:26,151
Oh, sorry.

95
00:04:26,319 --> 00:04:28,071
I <i>seem</i> to <i>have</i> cut you off.

96
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All right.
I know <i>where</i> this is going...

97
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...and I am going <i>somewhere else.</i>

98
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You can't do that.
You can't just <i>leave the</i> group.

99
00:04:35,719 --> 00:04:38,392
<i>I've been</i> trying to <i>leave</i> this group
for 10 years.

100
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Well, that's <i>rude.</i>

101
00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,511
- Can you <i>believe</i> her?
- Yeah.

102
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- I'll <i>see</i> you later.
- <i>Where are</i> you going?

103
00:04:47,719 --> 00:04:50,313
<i>The</i> movies.
<i>B/imp</i> is playing right <i>there.</i>

104
00:04:50,479 --> 00:04:52,709
<i>You're</i> going to that again?
To do that stupid <i>line?</i>

105
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It's a performance, Jerry.
<i>Like</i> what you do.

106
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That's not what I do.

107
00:04:57,439 --> 00:05:00,158
- Isn't it?
- <i>Maybe</i> a <i>little.</i>

108
00:05:01,199 --> 00:05:02,712
Hell, I guess it is.

109
00:05:05,999 --> 00:05:09,594
You know, actually, Jerry, you haven't
<i>worked</i> a room that big in a <i>while.</i>

110
00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,276
Look at that guy's dog.

111
00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:19,316
I <i>hate</i> it <i>when</i> their ears
<i>get flipped inside</i> out <i>like</i> that.

112
00:05:19,999 --> 00:05:22,069
Why doesn't <i>he</i> fix it?

113
00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:29,034
Hey! Fold your dog's ear back!

114
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This isn't moving.

115
00:05:37,599 --> 00:05:41,148
- I could walk <i>faster</i> than this.
- No, you can't.

116
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Yes, I can. <i>Here.</i>

117
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I'm out of <i>here.</i>

118
00:05:52,559 --> 00:05:54,197
Now it's moving. Oh, yeah, I <i>knew</i> it.

119
00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:57,032
Hey! Hey!

120
00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:00,188
<i>Where</i> to?

121
00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:02,554
That's <i>cute.</i> That's really <i>cute.</i>

122
00:06:06,679 --> 00:06:09,512
<i>Come</i> on.

123
00:06:10,759 --> 00:06:12,078
All right.

124
00:06:13,159 --> 00:06:14,911
<i>Bye</i> again.

125
00:06:28,239 --> 00:06:31,834
Hey. Taxi! Taxi!

126
00:06:34,679 --> 00:06:36,032
Ladies.

127
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L... I haven't <i>seen</i> this <i>before.</i>

128
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Oh, what is that dot?

129
00:06:43,479 --> 00:06:46,471
I think <i>someone</i> has <i>one</i> of <i>those</i>
funny <i>laser</i> pointers.

130
00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:57,916
<i>Give me</i> a box of <i>those</i>
and <i>one</i> of <i>those.</i>

131
00:06:58,879 --> 00:07:02,633
<i>Excuse me. Are</i> you <i>the</i> guy
with that funny laser?

132
00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:04,630
<i>The</i> laser's not funny. I'm funny.

133
00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,278
Yeah. <i>The</i> thing is...

134
00:07:06,439 --> 00:07:11,559
...I had this <i>little zinger</i> of my own
I <i>wanted</i> to try.

135
00:07:13,119 --> 00:07:15,030
It's right in <i>the</i> explosion <i>scene...</i>

136
00:07:15,199 --> 00:07:18,635
...so if you could just <i>leave me</i>
a <i>little window...</i>

137
00:07:21,799 --> 00:07:25,997
You know, my aunt had a thing
removed with a laser.

138
00:07:26,719 --> 00:07:29,677
All right, I don't wanna
interrupt your meal, <i>so...</i>

139
00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:32,915
<i>What a comeback</i>
<i>for the New York Mets.</i>

140
00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:36,594
<i>- Six runs in the bottom of the ninth...</i>
- <i>I've</i> gotta <i>see</i> this <i>game.</i>

141
00:07:36,759 --> 00:07:39,068
If it wasn't for this guy,
<i>we</i> could <i>get</i> out of <i>here.</i>

142
00:07:39,239 --> 00:07:41,628
This traffic's a killer, ain't it?

143
00:07:41,799 --> 00:07:43,915
You wanna <i>get</i> out of <i>here?</i>
Here's what <i>we</i> do.

144
00:07:44,079 --> 00:07:46,832
<i>We leave the</i> car <i>here.</i>
<i>We take the plates</i> off...

145
00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:50,787
<i>...we</i> scratch <i>the</i> serial <i>number</i> off
<i>the</i> engine block and <i>we</i> walk away.

146
00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:53,075
- Walk away?
- Well, <i>you've</i> got <i>insurance.</i>

147
00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:56,834
You tell <i>them</i> that <i>the</i> car was stolen,
and <i>then</i> you <i>get another one free.</i>

148
00:07:56,999 --> 00:08:00,230
- Isn't <i>there</i> a deductible?
- All right, what is your deductible?

149
00:08:00,399 --> 00:08:02,117
- I don't know.
- Yes.

150
00:08:02,279 --> 00:08:04,509
Because they've already
deducted it.

151
00:08:04,679 --> 00:08:06,476
- From what?
- <i>The</i> car.

152
00:08:06,639 --> 00:08:09,949
Which <i>we're</i> leaving,
so <i>the net</i> is zero.

153
00:08:10,119 --> 00:08:14,635
<i>See,</i> you <i>pocket the</i> money,
if <i>there</i> is any, and you <i>get</i> a <i>new</i> car.

154
00:08:15,919 --> 00:08:18,479
<i>We're</i> not leaving <i>the</i> car.

155
00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:22,393
All right. If you refuse to grow up
and scam your <i>insurance</i> company...

156
00:08:22,559 --> 00:08:24,868
...you'll <i>have</i> to work this out
with maroon Golf.

157
00:08:26,799 --> 00:08:28,471
Absolutely not. <i>He sped</i> up.

158
00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:30,914
<i>Swing /ong, /ined hard toward</i>
<i>/eft-centre fie/d...</i>

159
00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:32,910
<i>... that's in the gap,</i>
<i>that's a base hit...</i>

160
00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,558
I'm ready to talk.

161
00:08:35,359 --> 00:08:38,749
Hey, there's that <i>laser</i> guy again.
He's funny.

162
00:08:39,359 --> 00:08:41,998
- I <i>never meet anyone</i> funny.
- I know.

163
00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:44,389
A <i>sense</i> of humour
is so much <i>more</i> important to <i>me...</i>

164
00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:46,993
...than looks or hair.

165
00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,429
That's gotta hurt!

166
00:08:56,639 --> 00:08:58,869
It's gotta hurt!

167
00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:01,272
Hurt!

168
00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:03,558
<i>Because...</i>

169
00:09:04,719 --> 00:09:06,152
Damn you, <i>laser</i> guy!

170
00:09:06,319 --> 00:09:09,356
You had to grab it all
with your lowbrow <i>laser</i> shtick.

171
00:09:09,519 --> 00:09:13,034
<i>You're</i> just a prop comic.
Where's <i>the</i> craft?

172
00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:17,191
Look, it's on <i>the</i> bald guy.

173
00:09:17,359 --> 00:09:19,748
I am so glad
<i>we came</i> to this showing.

174
00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:25,988
Okay, here's <i>the</i> deal.

175
00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:28,354
<i>He</i> wants you to <i>acknowledge</i>
that you cut him off...

176
00:09:28,519 --> 00:09:30,111
...with an "I'm sorry" <i>wave.</i>

177
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,395
- What's that?
- You <i>raise the</i> hand, <i>lower the</i> head.

178
00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:34,675
"I'm sorry. <i>The</i> buttons <i>are</i> really big
on <i>the</i> car.

179
00:09:34,839 --> 00:09:36,955
I don't understand.
I haven't read <i>the</i> manual."

180
00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:38,108
You <i>get</i> my drift.

181
00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,397
Okay.

182
00:09:45,639 --> 00:09:49,154
"Hallelujah. <i>Praise the</i> Lord."
But I'll <i>take</i> it.

183
00:09:49,319 --> 00:09:53,949
Yes. All right, Lamar, back it up
a <i>little</i> bit so <i>we</i> can <i>get</i> out now.

184
00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:57,270
All right. At last,
<i>we're</i> finally getting out of <i>here.</i>

185
00:09:57,439 --> 00:09:59,031
What's that on your forehead?

186
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,188
Probably <i>chocolate.</i>

187
00:10:00,359 --> 00:10:02,429
Is that <i>one</i> of <i>those laser</i> pointers?

188
00:10:02,599 --> 00:10:06,717
Hey, Jerry, crank up <i>the</i> Floyd,
it's a George Laserium.

189
00:10:06,879 --> 00:10:08,153
All right, stop it.

190
00:10:08,319 --> 00:10:10,275
Stay away from my breasts... Chest!

191
00:10:11,999 --> 00:10:13,830
<i>See</i> you around, maroon Golf.

192
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:17,511
And by <i>the</i> way,
that was an "I'm not sorry" <i>wave.</i>

193
00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:19,715
- What was that?
- I'm glad I cut you off...

194
00:10:19,879 --> 00:10:21,835
...because black Saab rules.

195
00:10:21,999 --> 00:10:24,035
So long, jackass.

196
00:10:27,199 --> 00:10:28,393
<i>Elaine?</i>

197
00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:30,117
Jerry?

198
00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:34,876
Jackass. So I'm a jackass now?

199
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:49,671
So if everyone would just put their
cars in <i>reverse</i> at <i>the same time...</i>

200
00:10:49,839 --> 00:10:50,954
<i>...we</i> can do this.

201
00:10:51,119 --> 00:10:54,953
All right, on <i>the</i> count of <i>three.</i>
Can everyone hear <i>me?</i>

202
00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,189
Hey, Amigo,
<i>are</i> you paying attention?

203
00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:58,474
<i>Buenos días,</i> my friend.

204
00:10:58,639 --> 00:11:00,118
Not you.

205
00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:03,112
<i>The</i> guy in <i>the</i> Amigo.

206
00:11:04,199 --> 00:11:07,669
Well, <i>here. Here</i> is good.

207
00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:10,953
Oh, yeah, <i>sure.</i>
Now I'm gonna <i>be</i> stuck <i>here.</i>

208
00:11:11,119 --> 00:11:14,998
But you <i>knew the</i> way to go.
You went to <i>college.</i>

209
00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:18,834
Hey, I went to Tufts.
It was my safety school.

210
00:11:18,999 --> 00:11:22,230
So don't talk to <i>me</i> about hardship.

211
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,429
Boy. Can you <i>believe</i> this mess?

212
00:11:29,599 --> 00:11:32,067
<i>Elaine,</i> why did you <i>have the</i> cab
<i>come</i> down this <i>street?</i>

213
00:11:32,239 --> 00:11:33,513
<i>We were</i> almost out.

214
00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,795
So that was your girlfriend
that <i>blocked</i> you in.

215
00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:36,948
That's real good.

216
00:11:37,119 --> 00:11:38,154
I'm not his girlfriend.

217
00:11:38,319 --> 00:11:40,469
Well, actually, <i>we used</i> to <i>date,</i>
but not anymore...

218
00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:42,470
- <i>Elaine, he</i> doesn't need...
- <i>Used</i> to <i>date.</i>

219
00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:45,028
So I guess you found out
he's a jackass.

220
00:11:45,199 --> 00:11:47,110
Because that's what's
gonna happen.

221
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:51,277
Oh, he's giving you a <i>moustache.</i>
<i>Where</i> is this guy?

222
00:11:51,439 --> 00:11:53,669
No, don't. Don't look around.
That's what <i>he</i> wants.

223
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,431
All right, well, I'll <i>see</i> you.

224
00:11:56,719 --> 00:11:59,711
Hey, George, I think there's a <i>sniper</i>
looking to pop you.

225
00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:04,028
This thing can't hurt <i>me,</i> can it?
I mean, it is a laser.

226
00:12:04,199 --> 00:12:06,474
- What if it hits my <i>eye?</i>
- I don't know.

227
00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:09,028
I can't <i>be</i> blind, Jerry.
<i>The</i> blind <i>are</i> courageous.

228
00:12:09,199 --> 00:12:11,918
You'll <i>be fine,</i> as long as
it doesn't hit you in <i>the</i> pupil...

229
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:15,594
...because <i>then the whole</i> ball
will go up <i>like the</i> Death Star.

230
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,869
All right, I gotta go find a bathroom.

231
00:12:19,519 --> 00:12:23,432
Hold it, <i>George.</i> Don't <i>move.</i>
It's right <i>between</i> your eyes.

232
00:12:24,399 --> 00:12:25,673
Oh, my God.

233
00:12:26,799 --> 00:12:28,755
Hey, there's <i>the</i> soda guy.

234
00:12:29,719 --> 00:12:31,675
Hey, jackass,
<i>get me</i> a <i>Diet</i> Dr Pepper.

235
00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:33,397
All right.

236
00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:42,954
- Hey.
- Hey, hey.

237
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,278
Oh, this is nuts.
I can't <i>get</i> across <i>anywhere.</i>

238
00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:49,509
Well, <i>none</i> of us can. <i>We're</i> trapped.

239
00:12:50,319 --> 00:12:51,911
Hey.

240
00:12:52,199 --> 00:12:55,077
Hey, everyone, this way.
I think <i>we</i> can <i>get</i> out through <i>here.</i>

241
00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:57,389
Oh, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.

242
00:12:57,559 --> 00:13:00,949
Look. No <i>one</i> knows
how long this <i>parade</i> is gonna last.

243
00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:03,428
<i>They are</i> a very festive <i>people.</i>

244
00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:07,956
All I know is that it's Sunday night,
and I <i>have</i> got to unwind.

245
00:13:08,119 --> 00:13:09,438
Now, who's with <i>me?</i>

246
00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:11,554
Father?

247
00:13:11,719 --> 00:13:15,598
<i>None</i> of us saw <i>the</i> nylon flap.
That might mean something.

248
00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:20,037
- All right.
- All right. <i>Come</i> on, <i>come</i> on. Let's go.

249
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,996
- Let's go.
- But it's dark.

250
00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:24,115
<i>Get</i> in <i>there.</i>

251
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,589
Yes, I'm interested in <i>the</i> apartment.

252
00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:41,909
- Yes, <i>come</i> in, <i>come</i> in.
- Okay.

253
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,551
I'm <i>Christine</i> Nyhart.

254
00:13:46,719 --> 00:13:49,677
- Delicious to <i>meet</i> you.
- Did <i>the broker</i> send you over?

255
00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:51,192
Yes, most likely.

256
00:13:51,359 --> 00:13:52,917
Yes, I'm H.E. Pennypacker.

257
00:13:53,079 --> 00:13:57,197
I'm a wealthy industrialist
and philanthropist and a bicyclist.

258
00:13:57,359 --> 00:13:59,111
And, yes, I'm looking for a <i>place...</i>

259
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:02,908
<i>...where</i> I can settle down
with my peculiar habits...

260
00:14:03,079 --> 00:14:06,310
...and <i>the women</i>
that I frequent with.

261
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:09,312
Mombasa, huh?

262
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:11,913
<i>The</i> asking <i>price</i> is
a million and a half dollars.

263
00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:14,354
I spend that much on aftershave.

264
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:18,956
Yes, I buy and sell <i>men like</i> myself
<i>every</i> day.

265
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,679
Now, I <i>assume</i> that there's
a waterfall grotto?

266
00:14:21,839 --> 00:14:23,238
No.

267
00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:25,435
- How about a bathroom?
- It has four.

268
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:28,830
Yes. And <i>where</i> would
<i>the absolute</i> nearest <i>one be?</i>

269
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:30,591
Just down <i>the</i> hall.

270
00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:44,318
Oh, don't worry, we'll <i>get</i> you <i>home</i>
to your husband real soon.

271
00:14:44,479 --> 00:14:45,468
I'm not married.

272
00:14:45,999 --> 00:14:49,150
Well, I, for <i>one,</i> really respect that.

273
00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:51,232
Thank you.

274
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,627
Hey. Guess who's not married.

275
00:14:56,079 --> 00:14:59,116
Is <i>the</i> boyfriend still in <i>the picture?</i>

276
00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:04,397
- <i>Come</i> on, Father, you can <i>make</i> it.
- No, I can't. <i>I've</i> got a bad hip.

277
00:15:04,559 --> 00:15:06,789
- Go on without <i>me.</i>
- No, I won't.

278
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,551
<i>Leave me.</i> You must.

279
00:15:09,399 --> 00:15:11,230
All right. <i>Take</i> it easy.

280
00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:15,110
All right, <i>we</i> can <i>move faster</i>
without <i>Father</i> O'Gimpy.

281
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:17,110
I heard that.

282
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:21,958
You know, I don't think <i>I've ever seen</i>
a man driving a Saab convertible.

283
00:15:22,199 --> 00:15:23,552
Still haven't.

284
00:15:26,319 --> 00:15:28,275
What <i>seems</i> to <i>be the</i> problem,
officer?

285
00:15:28,439 --> 00:15:31,192
They're for protection, Jerry.
Can you tell <i>where</i> I'm looking?

286
00:15:31,359 --> 00:15:33,315
- At <i>me?</i>
- No.

287
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,272
Well, it's back.

288
00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:37,350
Bring it on, baby.

289
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,032
What if it gets in <i>the side?</i>

290
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,234
- <i>Side?</i>
- Yeah.

291
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:43,436
Wouldn't it <i>bounce</i> back and forth
<i>between</i> your <i>cornea</i> and <i>the</i> mirror?

292
00:15:43,599 --> 00:15:45,749
<i>Faster</i> and faster,
getting <i>more</i> intense, until...

293
00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:46,908
All right.

294
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,991
- It's in your <i>eye</i> now.
- What?

295
00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:54,276
<i>Ho/a,</i> Jerry.

296
00:15:54,439 --> 00:15:55,838
I'm into this Puerto Rican Day.

297
00:15:55,999 --> 00:15:59,150
<i>The</i> sights, <i>the</i> sounds.
<i>The</i> hot, spicy flavour of it all.

298
00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:01,514
It's <i>ca/iente,</i> Jerry.

299
00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:04,716
- <i>The</i> Mets got <i>men</i> on <i>base.</i>
- I know. I was watching <i>the game.</i>

300
00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:06,153
You <i>were</i> watching? <i>Where?</i>

301
00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:09,436
Oh, that was a <i>strike.</i>
Did you <i>see</i> that?

302
00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:12,557
Would you <i>like</i> to <i>see the</i> rest
of <i>the</i> apartment, Mr...?

303
00:16:12,719 --> 00:16:15,392
Varnsen. <i>Kel</i> Varnsen.

304
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,551
Actually, this room <i>intrigues me.</i>
Why is it <i>called the</i> TV room?

305
00:16:18,719 --> 00:16:20,914
- Well, it's...
- Balk? How was that a balk?

306
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:22,307
You <i>have</i> any snacks?

307
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:25,471
Mr. Varnsen, if you <i>like the</i> apartment,
I should tell you...

308
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:28,312
<i>...l've</i> also had <i>some</i> interest
from a wealthy industrialist.

309
00:16:29,319 --> 00:16:30,638
Not Pennypacker.

310
00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:32,790
- You know him?
- I wish I didn't.

311
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,109
<i>Brace</i> yourself, madam,
for an all-out bidding war.

312
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:37,952
But this <i>time, advantage</i> Varnsen.

313
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:42,316
- Wait a second.
- What?

314
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:45,518
I think I <i>see where</i> that <i>laser</i> guy is.

315
00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:47,749
No, don't look, don't look.

316
00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:50,798
Oh, yeah, that's him.

317
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:54,588
Okay. I'm gonna sneak up on him.

318
00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:58,475
Now <i>the hunted</i>
becomes <i>the</i> hunter.

319
00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:04,236
<i>We</i> should <i>be able</i> to <i>get</i> across
right through <i>here.</i>

320
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,792
It's a dead end.

321
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,075
- Oh, no. I thought...
- You thought?

322
00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:11,116
<i>We're</i> gonna <i>die</i> in <i>the</i> dark.
I <i>knew</i> it.

323
00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:14,191
- <i>We're</i> gonna <i>die.</i>
- <i>Get</i> ahold of yourself!

324
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:24,392
Sorry.

325
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:28,038
Somebody help us!

326
00:17:28,199 --> 00:17:30,110
<i>Mira, mira,</i> Stacy Keach!

327
00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:33,032
<i>We're</i> down <i>here.</i> Help.

328
00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:35,110
There's people down <i>there.</i>

329
00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:37,031
Hold on!

330
00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:43,188
<i>Let</i> us out. There's an <i>unmarried</i>
pregnant woman down <i>here.</i>

331
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,190
Don't <i>judge me.</i>

332
00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:48,309
Help us up
so <i>we</i> can cross <i>the street?</i>

333
00:17:48,479 --> 00:17:51,755
No, no, you can't cross <i>here.</i>
There's a <i>parade.</i>

334
00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:54,308
But <i>we've come</i> so far.

335
00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:56,549
<i>We</i> just wanna unwind.

336
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:57,993
Yeah, what can I tell you.

337
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:03,113
Wanna <i>make</i> out <i>some more?</i>

338
00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:06,157
Oh, God! <i>Let</i> us out!

339
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,118
Got it!

340
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,551
That wasn't a <i>laser</i> pen.

341
00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:23,597
No. It's just a pen.

342
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,392
Oh, that's funny?

343
00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:29,436
No, you <i>have, like,</i>
a dot on your <i>face.</i>

344
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,874
Whoever's doing that is very clever.

345
00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,236
<i>Come</i> on, man.
You <i>need</i> to <i>lighten</i> up.

346
00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:38,959
Yeah, a feeling <i>like</i> this
only happens <i>once</i> a year.

347
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,987
Yeah, it's <i>like</i> this every day
in Puerto Rico.

348
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:46,635
Yeah, <i>see,</i> now <i>you're</i> getting
<i>the</i> spirit of it, huh?

349
00:18:55,919 --> 00:18:58,479
Hey. There's a guy burning
<i>the</i> Puerto Rican flag.

350
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,828
Who? Who is burning <i>the</i> flag?

351
00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:03,718
Oh, no.

352
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:06,791
- Him?
- That's not very <i>nice.</i>

353
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,187
It was an accident.

354
00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:10,634
Do you know what day this is?

355
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:13,074
Because I know what day this is.

356
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,638
<i>They</i> know what day this is...

357
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:18,394
...so I was wondering
if you know what day this is!

358
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:20,038
Because it's Puerto Rican Day.

359
00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:24,477
<i>Maybe we</i> should stomp you
<i>like</i> you stomp <i>the</i> flag.

360
00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:26,311
- What do you think?
- All right, look.

361
00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:29,551
I just <i>have one</i> thing
to say to you boys.

362
00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:31,596
Mama!

363
00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,556
<i>Get</i> him.

364
00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:37,828
Right this way, Mr. Vandelay.

365
00:19:37,999 --> 00:19:40,593
Lovely, this is a lovely apartment.
Lovely.

366
00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:43,671
<i>The</i> kids <i>are</i> gonna go crazy.

367
00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:46,637
I <i>wonder</i> if I could <i>see</i>
<i>the</i> bathrooms.

368
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:50,155
Preferably <i>one</i> with <i>some</i> paint <i>thinner</i>
and <i>some</i> rags?

369
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:52,755
It's down <i>the</i> hall.

370
00:19:53,679 --> 00:19:56,193
Oh, hello, Art.

371
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,315
Mr. Vandelay, of <i>course.</i>

372
00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:00,390
You two know each other?

373
00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:04,069
- Mr. Pennypacker.
- Yes.

374
00:20:04,239 --> 00:20:06,275
Oh, yeah, I <i>wanted</i> to stop by
and <i>make sure...</i>

375
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,509
...that my shark tank fits...

376
00:20:08,679 --> 00:20:09,794
Hello.

377
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,235
Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay,
and you know Mr. Varnsen.

378
00:20:13,399 --> 00:20:14,798
- Varnsen.
- Pennypacker.

379
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:16,551
- Vandelay.
- Pennypacker. Varnsen.

380
00:20:16,719 --> 00:20:18,311
Vandelay.

381
00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:21,394
Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker,
if <i>you're here...</i>

382
00:20:21,559 --> 00:20:25,837
...and Mr. Vandelay is also <i>here,</i>
<i>then</i> who's watching <i>the</i> factory?

383
00:20:25,999 --> 00:20:28,832
- <i>The</i> factory?
- <i>The</i> Saab factory?

384
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:34,069
Jerry, that's in Sweden.

385
00:20:34,239 --> 00:20:35,911
<i>The guy in here...</i>

386
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,028
My car.

387
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:44,552
Yeah. You know, it's <i>like</i> this
<i>every</i> day in Puerto Rico.

388
00:20:44,719 --> 00:20:46,914
Jerry, <i>the</i> Mets lost.

389
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,639
I <i>love</i> a <i>parade.</i>

390
00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:01,954
How do you <i>suppose they</i> did that?

391
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:05,907
Well, there's no logical
<i>explanation.

392
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,267
- All right, shall <i>we</i> go <i>home?</i>
- Well, what about my car?

393
00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:12,158
Well, Jerry, you can't deduct it now.

394
00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:14,634
Hey, there's <i>Elaine.</i>

395
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:15,868
Hey.

396
00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:19,588
Well, you look relaxed.

397
00:21:20,399 --> 00:21:24,870
Well, it is Sunday night,
and you know how I <i>like</i> to unwind.

398
00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:27,238
Hey, black Saab.

399
00:21:27,399 --> 00:21:30,311
Looks <i>like</i> that building cut you off.

400
00:21:30,479 --> 00:21:31,912
<i>See</i> you around.

401
00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:34,468
- Well, at least <i>he</i> didn't...
- Jackass.

402
00:21:37,719 --> 00:21:40,074
Somebody remember
<i>where we</i> parked.

403
00:21:40,879 --> 00:21:44,394
Well, this was a fun day.
It's <i>nice</i> to <i>get</i> out.