[♪]
If we're gonna see this movie we gotta get moving.
Let's roll.
Come on, people. Previews.
Schnell, schnell.
Oh. Hello.
Nine years.
Seems like a long time, doesn't it? It is.
And we've packed a lot in, the four of us.
It seems like every week, a whole new set of problems
would just crop up out of nowhere.
Except for summer,
where nothing seemed to happen for months at a time.
Anyway, the point is, over the last nine years...
GEORGE: We're gonna miss the movie!
I'm coming! KRAMER: Previews, Jerry!
Just go already!
Over the last nine years, we've had a lot of experiences.
And I'll tell you, when you stop and add 'em all up,
that's what you realize.
Watch this.
ELAINE: Jerry! Shut up!
[JOHN WILLIAMS' "THEME FROM SUPERMAN" PLAYING]
[♪]
GEORGE: What is this?
Do you ever get the feeling like you had a haircut,
but you didn't have one?
I'm all itchy back here.
[SIGHS]
What?
W-what are we doing?
What in God's name are we doing?
What?
What...? What kind of lives are these?
We're like children. We're not men.
No, we're not. We're not men.
We're pathetic, you know that? Oh, yeah,
like I don't know that I'm pathetic.
[INHALES]
[SIGHS]
[GASPS, SCREAMS]
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's room.
[SNICKERING] I'm really sorry.
I was in the pool!
Since when do you smoke?
[COUGHING]
I've always smoked.
I've never seen you smoke.
Oh, yeah, well... Big smoker.
[COUGHING] I gave it up for a...
A while, but it was too tough.
You know,
[COUGHING] I don't got the willpower.
Well, I don't like this one bit.
Well, I can't stop now.
[COUGHING]
I'm addicted. They got a hold on me.
Well, you are gonna have to quit.
Oh, God.
[♪]
That's why I'm different.
I can sense the slightest human suffering.
Are you sensing anything right now?
Oh...
[MUFFLED] Mrs. Enright!
Do you have a woman?
No.
Do you have any prospects?
No.
You got anything on the horizon?
Uh...
No.
Do you have any conceivable reason
for even getting up in the morning?
I like to get the daily news.
How come I didn't get a Christmas card?
Everybody else got one.
Jerry got one. Kramer got one.
I thought we were good friends.
I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.
You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card?
All right, here. Here's your Christmas card.
Every group has someone that they all make fun of.
Like us, with Elaine.
♪ When you wish Upon a star ♪
♪ Your dreams will take you Very far, yeah... ♪
Whoo!
You're bald!
No, I'm not.
I was bald.
Elaine. KRAMER: Hey.
Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
No! No!
No! No! No! No, Elaine!
I don't like this thing!
And here's what I'm doing with it!
[YELLING]
Stella.
Stella!
[♪]
Elaine, you don't like the movie?
I hate it!
ALL: Shh! Oh, go to hell!
You a liar? Are you?
Get your finger out of my face.
Get yours out. I was here first.
I don't care. Get it out.
Get it out. Out.
Hey, hey, hey. All right. Hey, hey. Come on. Stop it.
Come on. Break it up.
Hey, hey!
What's the matter with you?
Now, don't you two see
that you're in love with each other?
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp.
His whole life is a fantasy camp.
People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week.
Do nothing,
fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors,
and have sex without dating.
That's a fantasy camp.
Whoop-whoop.
Well, looks like you've adjusted to the boxers.
Well, I wouldn't go as far as that.
You went back to the Jockeys?
Wrong again.
Oh, no.
What? What?
Don't you see what's going on here?
No boxers, no Jockeys.
Eww.
The only thing between him and us
is a thin layer of gabardine.
I'm out there, Jerry,
and I'm loving every minute of it.
[SCREAMS]
We have face cloth for your... Ow!
[SCREAMS]
Hey!
Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
it's our good friend, George Costanza.
What a surprise.
["THEME FROM THE MERV GRIFFIN SHOW" PLAYING ON TAPE]
[LAUGHS]
Kramer, he's just a dentist.
Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
I am not an anti-dentite.
You're a rabid anti-dentite.
Next thing, you're saying
they should have their own schools.
They do have their own schools.
Y-y-yeah!
What kind of a person are you?
I think I'm pretty much like you.
Only successful.
No! No!
Anyway, I... I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley.
I... I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism
purely for the jokes.
And this offends you as a Jewish person?
No, it offends me as a comedian.
[PHONE RINGS]
MAN [ON PHONE]: Hi. Would you be interested in switching over
to TMI long-distance service?
Oh, gee, I-I can't talk right now.
Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Uh, well, I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that.
I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
No.
Well, now you know how I feel.
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
Hey, buddy.
[PANTING]
I'm on no sleep. No sleep!
You don't know what it's like in there.
Things are creaking and cracking.
And that red light is burning my brain.
You look a little stressed.
Oh, I'm stressed.
Jerry. Kill me.
Kill me now. I'm begging you.
Well, uh...
What, kind of like this?
What...? What are you doing?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
Jerry! Agh!
Jerry! Jerry!
Jerr... Jerry!
Jerry. Wha...?
[COUGHING]
Elaine. What are you doing here?
[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]
Oh, my God.
[♪]
JERRY: Elaine, what percentage
of people would you say are good-looking?
Twenty-five percent.
Twenty-five percent? Mm-hm.
No way. It's, like, four to six percent.
I-it's a 20-to-1 shot.
You're way off.
Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau?
It's a leper colony down there.
So basically what you're saying is
95 percent of the population is undateable?
Undateable!
Then how are all these people getting together?
Alcohol.
[♪]
What about you? Did people make fun of your name?
Are you kidding?
What do you expect when your name rhymes
with a part of the female anatomy?
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Oh, Jerry.
Oh, you.
Love is a spice with many tastes.
A dizzying array of textures and moments.
All right, let's go. I'll give you half an hour.
What?
Come on.
Are you serious? Look, Jerry.
We have to have sex to save the friendship.
Sex to save the friendship.
Well, if we have to, we have to.
[DOOR OPENING]
What's, uh, going on?
It was a pleasure doing business with you
but I'm gonna have to get going.
[SCOFFS] "Get going"?
But, uh, we haven't really, you know, uh...
Eight dollars? Eight dollars?
What are you doing? Robbing me?
I wasted my whole morning on you for $8?
Wait a second, what are you doing?
I'm taking your clothes.
No, no, no! That's my only suit!
It cost me $350. I got it at Moe Ginsburg!
Bye, George.
Wait, you can't just leave me here!
Will I see you again?
You just tell him that you're my boyfriend
and that we're in love, okay?
Can you do that?
Yeah, yeah. I'm your boyfriend. Yeah.
Okay.
Have we been intimate?
Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate.
All right, how often do we do it?
Kramer, how is that important?
Honestly. Do you really think he's gonna ask that?
Elaine, he's a psychiatrist.
They're interested in stuff like that.
All right, all right.
We do it, uh, five times a week.
Okay?
Oh, baby.
Oh, man.
So we're, uh, fooling around there, you know.
It's getting a little passionate
and, uh, she starts with the dirty talking.
All right. All right. Hold on. Time out.
Whoa, whoa.
What did she say?
Typical things.
What's typical? Give me typical.
Give me some typical.
She says, uh...
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
WOMAN: Ow, George! GEORGE: Ah.
What are you doing?
I'm, uh,
you know, uh,
pleasuring you.
It feels like aliens poking at my body.
So you think you're spongeworthy?
Yes, I think I'm spongeworthy.
I think I'm very spongeworthy.
Run down your case for me again. Ahem.
Well, we've gone out several times.
We obviously have a good rapport. Mm-hm.
Um, I eat well. I exercise.
Blood tests, immaculate.
You gonna do something about your sideburns there?
Yeah, I told you. I-I'm gonna.
All right, let's go. Okay.
I might tell her that I love her.
Well, that's a big move, Georgie boy.
Are you confident in the "I love you" return?
Fifty-fifty.
'Cause if you don't get that return,
that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there.
Well, I just gotta say it once.
Everybody else gets to say it. Why...? Why can't I say it?
What, you never said it?
Once, to a dog.
He licked himself and left the room.
How is it that a man like you,
so bald and so quirky and funny...
How is it you're not taken?
Well, Marisa,
see, the... The thing is...
I'm sort of engaged.
[♪]
[MEN SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?
Depends. Depends on what?
On many factors.
Like what?
Well, how long you've been seeing her.
What's your phone call frequency?
Are you on a daily? No.
Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.
What about Saturdays? You have to ask her out
or is the date implied?
Implied.
She got anything in your medicine cabinet?
Might be some moisturizer.
Uh-huh.
Let me ask you this.
Is there any Tampax in your house?
Yeah.
Well, I'll tell you what you got here. Yeah.
You got yourself a girlfriend.
Oh, no, no, no.
[♪]
I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry?
Marriage? Family?
Well...
They're prisons.
Man-made prisons. You're doing time.
You get up in the morning, she's there.
You go to sleep at night, she's there.
It's like you gotta ask permission to...
To... To use the bathroom.
"Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?"
Really? Yeah. And you can forget about
watching TV while you're eating.
Because it's dinnertime.
And you know what you do at dinner? What?
You talk about your day.
"How was your day today?
"Did you have a good day or a bad day today?
"Well, what kind of day was it?"
"Well, I don't know, how about you? How was yours?"
I'm glad we had this talk.
Oh, you have no idea.
Look, do I have to break up with her in person?
Can't I do it over the phone?
I... I have no stomach for these things.
You should just do it like a Band-Aid.
One motion, right off!
What's the matter?
Nothing.
You're acting weird. Is anything wrong?
No.
Are you breaking up with me?
Are we going out?
You're breaking up with me, aren't you?
Do you want me to break up with you?
If that's what you want.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay, fine. Break up with me.
All right. We're broken up.
Can we still be friends?
Listen to this.
Marcy comes over and she tells me
that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night
and, "yada, yada, yada, I'm really tired today."
What do you think she was tired from?
Well, obviously the yada, yada.
You don't think she'd yada, yada sex?
I've yada, yada'd sex.
Really? Yeah.
I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner.
I had the lobster bisque. We went back to my place.
Yada, yada, yada, I never heard from him again.
But you yada, yada'd over the best part.
No, I mentioned the bisque.
Allison spoke to me,
and, um, she wanted me to speak to you.
Uh-oh.
So Allison and I think that the best thing
to do is just make a clean break.
Can't we discuss this?
We just don't think you're ready for a serious relationship.
I didn't even know you wanted to get serious.
So, what am I in this for?
You know, I'm getting to a point in my life
where I need something more than just...
a good time.
Kramer, please.
[WHIMPERS]
You didn't have make-up sex?
How could you not have make-up sex?
That's the best feature of the heavy relationship.
[SCOFFS]
I missed out on the make-up sex.
In your situation, the only sex you're gonna have
better than make-up sex
is if you're sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit.
Yeah, conjugal-visit sex. That is happening.
David, I'm going to hell.
The worst place in the world.
With devils and those... Those caves, and...
And the ragged clothing.
And the heat. My God, the heat.
I mean, what do you think about all that?
It's gonna be rough.
Ah! You should be trying to save me.
Don't boss me. This is why you're going to hell.
I am not going to hell.
And if you think I'm going to hell,
you should care that I'm going to hell.
Even though I am not.
You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?
Yeah, that's right.
[GARGLES]
If she is allowed to infiltrate this world,
then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist.
You see, right now, I have Relationship George.
But there is also Independent George.
That's the George you know. The George you grew up with.
Movie George. Coffee Shop George.
Liar George. Bawdy George.
I-I love that George.
Me too.
And he's dying, Jerry.
If Relationship George walks through this door,
he will kill Independent George.
A George divided against itself cannot stand!
Would you like some bread, Jerry?
No. No, thanks, I'm just not hungry.
Then at least drink your beer.
That's not a twist-off.
You have a little something on your face.
She had man hands.
He's a re-gifter. She's a two-face.
She's got the jimmy legs.
She's a virgin. He's poor.
She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being.
Except for the walking.
She eats her peas one at a time.
She just took credit for my salad.
He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.
She's one of these low talkers. Because he's a high talker.
Bit of a close talker.
She can't hear very well out of her ear.
She's bald?
She's bald!
He's a bad breaker-upper.
She went out with Newman.
He's like a Svengali.
She's too tan. She's too good.
She wasn't my type.
She just dislikes me so much.
It's irresistible.
[♪]
GEORGE: How can I do this?
How can I move back in with those people? Please tell me.
They're insane. You know that.
Hey, my parents are just as crazy as your parents.
I'm paying. Dad, I'm paying.
Get out of here. You're not paying.
Now, Jerry, please, do not do this to your father.
I can't get it open.
Yay, Jerry got it open.
How can you compare your parents to my parents?
I told everybody about it. Everybody knows.
Mm, I stopped short.
[ON MACHINE] Jerry, it's Frank Costanza,
Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.
Georgie, I'm a divorcee.
You're not a divorcee. You're just separated.
You're... You're a "separatee."
Well, I'm out there, George. No, you're not out there.
I am too. You're not out there.
You can't be, because I am out there.
And if I see you out there,
there's not enough voltage in this world
to electroshock me back into coherence.
This is delicious, Mrs. Ross. Oh.
Let me understand.
You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster.
The rooster goes with the chicken.
So who's having sex with the hen?
We'll talk about it another time.
But you see my point here?
You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken.
Something's missing.
Something's missing, all right.
They're all chickens.
The rooster has sex with all of them.
That's perverse.
[♪]
[MICHAEL JACKSON'S "DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH" PLAYING]
♪ Lovely ♪
♪ Is the feeling now ♪
♪ Fever ♪
♪ Temperature's rising now ♪
♪ Power ♪
♪ Oh, power ♪
♪ Is the force, the vow ♪
♪ That makes it happen ♪
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That couple is breaking up.
They're breaking up?
How do you know? She reads lips.
Oh, my God.
I... I just had a great idea.
She could come to the party tomorrow
and read Gwen's lips for me.
What?
We bring her to the party,
and she tells me what Gwen is saying about me.
She's not a novelty act, George,
that you hire out for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
GEORGE: Look, it's a skill, just like juggling.
She probably enjoys showing it off.
I don't know, George.
I'm not sure about this. Jerry.
Would you ask her? Just ask her.
If she says no, case closed.
All right.
Uh, Laura, uh, George was wondering...
Sure. I'll do it.
Hey, there.
Um, uh...
Oh, oh, oh.
One mulligatawny, and, um...
What is that right there? Is that lima bean?
Yes.
Never been a big fan.
[COUGHS]
Um...
You know what?
Has anyone ever told you
you look exactly like Al Pacino.
You know, Scent of a Woman.
Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah!
[LAUGHS]
Very good. Very good.
You know something? Hm?
No soup for you!
What?
Come back, one year.
Kramer, I've been reviewing your work.
Quite frankly, it stinks.
Well, I, uh...
I've been having trouble at home, and, uh...
I mean, you know, I'll work harder.
Nights, weekends, whatever it takes.
No. No, I don't think that's going to do it.
Uh...
These reports you handed in, it's almost as if
you have no business training at all.
I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Well, I'm, uh, just trying to get ahead.
Well, I'm sorry.
There's just no way that we could keep you on.
But I don't even really work here.
That's what makes this so difficult.
I will never understand people.
They're the worst.
[♪]
"Why do they call it Ovaltine?
"The mug is round.
"The jar is round.
"They should call it Roundtine."
That's gold, Jerry.
Gold!
Stop.
Well, you ladies look lovely tonight.
Good night, honey.
Good night.
Come on, Uncle Leo, I've seen the way women look at you.
When's the last time you looked in the mirror? You're an Adonis.
You're the only one who's got the good stuff.
And I need it bad, baby.
I feel like I've got bugs crawling up my skin.
Now, you gotta help me out.
Not on my watch!
I won't have you turning
my office into a den of iniquity!
Get your fix somewhere else! Hey! Hey!
Go on, cretin!
No!
Look at you, you're disgusting.
If there's a woman that can take your presence
for more than 10 consecutive seconds,
you should hang onto her like grim death.
Which is not far off, by the way.
Tim, do you think you should be making jokes like that?
Why not? I'm Jewish, remember?
I know, but...
Jerry, it's our sense of humor
that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.
Five thousand.
Five thousand. Even better.
Ah. Ah.
Okay.
Crissy,
give me a shtickl of fluoride.
What do you think, I've never ridden in a Cadillac before?
Believe me, I have ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times.
Thousands.
Ah! Ah!
Ah.
You put the balm on?
Who told you to put the balm on?
I didn't tell you to put it on. Why'd you put the balm on?
Where'd you get that damn balm, anyway?
The Maestro. The who?
Ah-ha. Jerry.
Tonight you in for a real treat.
I'm personally gonna prepare the dinner
for you and my Audrey.
Hey, Cedric, Bob. This guy won't wear a ribbon.
Who?! Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?
Hello, Jerry. May I come in?
Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye.
No, there's less.
Hello, Mrs. Seinfeld.
[FLATLY] Hello, Newman.
Excellent.
I've looked into his eyes.
He's pure evil.
All right. All right.
All right, you go ahead.
You go ahead, you keep it secret.
But you remember this:
When you control the mail,
you control information.
NEWMAN: ♪ Yes, you're once ♪
♪ Twice ♪
♪ Three times... ♪
[SCREAMING]
Oh, the humanity!
[PHONE RINGS]
GEORGE [ON MACHINE]: ♪ Believe it or not George isn't at home ♪
♪ Please leave a message At the beep ♪
♪ I must be out Or I'd pick up the phone ♪
♪ Where could I be? ♪
♪ Believe it or not I'm not home ♪
[MACHINE BEEPS]
It's funny, George.
You don't know how you're really feeling about something
until a person like you comes along
and articulates it so perfectly.
[SNORTS] Articulate?
[SNORTING]
[CHUCKLES, SNORTS]
[SCOFFING]
Egh.
Blah. Vvvv.
[GULPS]
Oh.
Ca. Huh?
What? Ah. Ca.
Lithe. Live?
Lithe. Lithe. Live?
Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
[HONKS] [KRAMER CHITTERING]
Geh-geh-geh.
[CRACKLING]
Ugh.
No. No. No. No. No.
Oh, yeah!
Aha!
Ah-ahh.
All right. All right. All right!
George, Marla. Marla.
George. Jerry, Stacy.
Jerry. Stacy. George, Stacy.
Stacy. George.
Jerry.
Marla. Stacy.
Newman. Jerry.
Elaine. George.
Newman. Jerry.
Kramer. Whatley.
Newman. Jambalaya.
Are we finished? Done.
[♪]
So you're still master of your domain?
Yes. Yes, I am.
But I will tell you this:
I am going over to her apartment
and I'm telling her to put those shades down.
Wait, wait. What did you just say?
I can't take it anymore. She's driving me crazy.
I can't sleep, I can't leave the house.
Or I'm here, I'm climbing the walls.
Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest.
Something's gotta give.
[♪]
He took it out.
He what?
He took...
[BLOWS]
...it out.
What are you doing to yourself?
I can't stop. Oh.
Alex thinks I'm naturally hairless.
What? You can't keep this up.
Don't you know what's gonna happen?
Every time you shave it, it's gonna come in
thicker and fuller and darker.
Oh, that's an old wives' tale.
Is it? Look at this.
What...? What is that?
Jerry, look at it!
Look at it!
Aha.
Could it be because you don't want him to know
that you have a friend who pees in the shower?
No, that's not it. Oh, I think it is.
I think that's exactly what it is!
Why couldn't you just wait?
I was there! I saw a drain!
Since when is a drain a toilet?
It's all pipes! What's the difference?
Different pipes go to different places.
I'll call a plumber right now!
All right, could we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff here?
Okay!
Hyah.
[HUMMING]
[HORSE SNORTS]
What is that?
I-I think it's the horse.
Oh, my God.
Hey, how's everything? You need anything?
I can't... I can't take this.
We can't breathe back here.
Rusty!
So we're gonna make the post office
pay for my new stereo now?
It's a write-off for them.
How is it a write-off?
They just write it off.
Write it off what?
Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
You don't even know what a write-off is.
Do you?
No, I don't.
But they do.
And they're the ones writing it off.
I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
In what capacity?
You know,
like the general manager of a baseball team.
Something like that.
Yeah, well, that can be tough to get.
Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager.
Maybe I could be, like, an announcer. Like a color man.
You know how I always make
those interesting comments during the game.
Yeah. Yeah, you make good comments.
So, what about that?
Well, you know,
they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers
and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
Well, that's really not fair.
I know.
And I'll tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer, whatever.
The kissing thing is over. There's no more kissing.
And I don't care what the consequences are.
[♪]
[MEN LAUGHING, SHOUTING]
[LAUGHING] Kramer, what the hell is going...?
[LAUGHING] Jerry, come on, man!
[LAUGHING]
My b... Come on.
MAN: Are you in?!
What, are you kidding?
You see those ladies I got showing?
You think they're scared?
[LAUGHING]
[CREW MURMURING]
Oh, man, you're killing me.
[LAUGHING]
[CREW LAUGHS]
Oh, forget it.
Julia's still laughing.
MAN: Okay.
[CREW LAUGHING]
There's no point in going. Julia's laughing.
No, I'm not.
MAN: Okay, can we go?
No. She's laughing. Right now. Yes. Yes.
We can go. MAN: Okay.
Go ahead, waste the film. Waste everyone's time.
MAN: Okay, here we go. All right.
And action.
[LAUGHING]
[♪]
Kasha?
[LAUGHING]
[♪]
Hello.
What are you doing here?
I don't know.
Are you telling me there's not one condo available
in all of Del Bofa... Del... Del Boca Vista?
MORTY: That's right.
In all of Del... Del... Del Vista...
Del Boca Visto?
In all of Del Besta Bicko?
MORTY: That's right.
In all of Del Visto Becko?
Hey.
You ought to come over.
Tonight's pipe night.
[LAUGHING]
No, thanks.
Wha...?
[LAUGHING] Come on.
W-what happened to your face?
It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
[LAUGHING]
It's... It's all that s...
Come on.
[LAUGHING] What did you expect?
You... Huh?
What?
Y-your teeth are all brown.
No.
Look away, I'm hideous.
[GREEN DAY'S "GOOD RIDDANCE" PLAYING]
♪ Another turning point A fork stuck in the road ♪
♪ Time grabs you by the wrist Directs you where to go ♪
♪ So make the best of this test And don't ask why ♪
♪ It's not a question But a lesson learned in time ♪
♪ It's something unpredictable But in the end is right ♪
♪ I hope you had The time of your life ♪
♪ So take the photographs And still frames in your mind ♪
♪ Hang it on a shelf In good health and good time ♪
♪ Tattoos of memories And dead skin on trial ♪
♪ For what it's worth It was worth all the while ♪
♪ It's something unpredictable But in the end is right ♪
♪ I hope you had The time of your life ♪
♪ It's something unpredictable But in the end is right ♪
♪ I hope you had The time of your life ♪
♪ It's something unpredictable But in the end is right ♪
♪ I hope you had The time of your life ♪
Well...
See ya.
[♪]
Okay, where's my boy?
Oh, my God.
My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
You got that right.
What the hell does that mean?
[LAUGHING]
What the hell does that...? [LAUGHING]
Oh. Come on. Okay. Let's go, let's go.
That means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
You're saying you want a piece of me?
[LAUGHING]
You saying you want a piece of me?
[LAUGHING]
[QUIETLY] Can you say it one more time?
You saying you want a piece of me?
[LAUGHING]
You want a piece of me?!
You got it!
[♪] Aah!