1 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:08,133 Previously onstargate: Sg—1 2 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:09,968 I want to know who this man is. 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,679 Ok, Martin, what's this about? 4 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,181 Who's he? 5 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:15,473 Murray. 6 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,893 Tanner: You stopped taking your medication, didn't you? 7 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,945 I'm not crazy, and you're not a psychiatrist! 8 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:24,399 I'm running out of Patience, and I really need to know. 9 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,318 What's that? 10 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,650 A mobile computing device. 11 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:29,488 I snuck it out of Tanner's bag. 12 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,073 It has multiple functions, see? 13 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,533 So, you gonna drug me again? 14 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:35,661 Ittriggered whati later realized 15 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:38,121 was a suppressed memory. 16 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,583 I'm not just interested in outer space. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,294 I'm from outer space. 18 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,267 Early this morning, approximately 0230, 19 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,644 the kepler space probe captured this image 20 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:03,021 as it passed by Mars. 21 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:05,774 What is it? 22 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,502 Well, sir, at first the people down atjpl 23 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,695 thought it was an asteroid, but then they started 24 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,155 picking up some strange energy readings. 25 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:13,847 They tracked the object and realized 26 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,326 that it was changing course and accelerating. 27 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,745 Asteroids don't normally do that? 28 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:19,329 No, sir. 29 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,461 The only logical conclusion is that it's a ship 30 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,500 do we have any way of identifying it? 31 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:24,872 As a matter of fact, we do. 32 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,280 The energy signature is consistent 33 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,256 with a technology we've encountered before. 34 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,300 A year ago, we foundthis pod 35 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,178 buried in a field near billings, Montana. 36 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,430 Martin. 37 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:41,101 You mean the little guy with the pills and the glasses? 38 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,811 I thought his ship was destroyed. 39 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,481 No. He said they came down in a pod 40 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,275 after abandoning the ship. 41 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,211 He never said what happened to it after that. 42 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,321 Well, if it is his ship, we'd better talk to him, 43 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,281 because it's on a course for earth, 44 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,533 and it'll be here in 3 days. 45 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:01,622 Then we must locate Martin Lloyd immediately. 46 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,337 Hurry up, major! We need that forceshield! 47 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,309 I'm trying, sir, but something's nullifying 48 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,549 the electrolyte composite on the shield generator! 49 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,260 Try reversing the polarity! 50 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:16,552 It's not working! 51 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,305 What do you mean it's not working? 52 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,390 I mean it's not working! 53 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,351 God help us! 54 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,192 Director: And cut! 55 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,195 Break! 56 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,072 Bill: Ok, we're cut! 57 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,079 What? That was awful. We have to do it again. 58 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,747 Check the gate. We are moving on. 59 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,125 Print everything! Nice job, people! 60 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,127 Good moves, Shawn. 61 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,879 Um——uh——yeah! 62 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,675 Yeah! Uh——uh——grea —— Great job, everybody. 63 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,803 Uh... yeah! 64 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:10,751 TV show narrator: Prepare for an x—treme adventure. 65 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,220 4 x—cellent heroes 66 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,265 in an x—traordinary new sci—fi series! 67 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:29,436 Starring Nick marlowe as the wry colonel danning. 68 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:30,353 As a matter of fact, 69 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,898 it does say colonel on my uniform. 70 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,069 Hey, it's what I do. 71 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,757 TV show narrator: Yolanda Reese 72 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,200 as the brilliant major Stacey Monroe. 73 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,011 The positronic field emitters are off—line, 74 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,995 but I can compensate by generating a feedback loop 75 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,878 TV show narrator: Raymond gunne as Dr. Levant. 76 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,082 Damn it, colonel, just because they're aliens 77 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,560 and their skulls are transparent 78 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,586 doesn't mean that they don't have rights! 79 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,639 TV show narrator: And introducing Douglas Anders 80 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,974 as grell the robot. 81 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:17,818 TV show narrator: Coming this fall, only on—... 82 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,616 Well, that looked familiar. 83 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:27,744 I don't see it. 84 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,496 Martin's involved in this? 85 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:30,848 He sold the idea to the studio. 86 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:33,416 He is currently working on the production 87 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:34,708 as a creative consultant. 88 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,033 Then Martin Lloyd has seriously 89 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,086 breached your security. 90 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:37,712 Not necessarily. 91 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,923 What? He obviously gotthe whole thing 92 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,776 from his knowledge of the Stargate program. 93 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,236 Well, if the air force didn't want itto happen, 94 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,740 they wouldn't have let it go this far. 95 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,043 Hammond: Plausible deniability, 96 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,098 in the event of a future breach of security, 97 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,518 we'll be able to point to this television program. 98 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,770 That is, if it stays on the air. 99 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,605 That still doesn't change the fact 100 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,481 that Marty sold us out. 101 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,900 His motivations are of little concern at the moment. 102 00:05:59,192 --> 00:05:59,609 Our first priority 103 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,070 is to find out everything he knows about that ship. 104 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:02,696 Colonel... 105 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:07,158 You're wormhole x—treme's new air force consultant. 106 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,913 No, no, no, no, no, no. Bigger, 107 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:12,539 much bigger. 108 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,292 Bill: Copy that. Ok, so tomorrow, we got 46 extras. 109 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,978 Make sure everybody's ready to go for that—... 110 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,713 Hair, make—up, wardrobe, costumes, and props. 111 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,565 Has the props show andtell happened yet? 112 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,425 Oh, man, he's gonna freak. 113 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,218 Excuse me. Do you know 114 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,053 where I can find a Martin Lloyd? 115 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,265 He's one of the bigwigs around here. 116 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,475 Copy that. Sorry? 117 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,059 Martin Lloyd. 118 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,563 Oh, yeah. Over there, by th e trailers. 119 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,440 Thank you. 120 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,026 Who's that guy? 121 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,448 Oh, they went with green. 122 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,992 Ok. It looks good. Great. 123 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is that? 124 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,582 It's fruit. Scene 23. 125 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:59,169 Ok, scene 23 takes place on another planet. 126 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,795 So, you think aliens eat apples? 127 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,632 Why not? They speak English. 128 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,843 Get some kiwis and spray paint them red. 129 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,554 Ok, so now it'll go, uh, 130 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,112 "Nick walks into the garden of kiwi trees, 131 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,018 says, how like Eden this world is, 132 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,853 and bites into a painted kiwi." 133 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,689 Ok, um, you're the prop master right? 134 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,609 So you're a master of props. 135 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,694 So figure it out. 136 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,614 That's what you're wearing? 137 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,616 Ok. Looks good. 138 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,618 Martin? Yeah, yeah. 139 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,286 Can I help you? 140 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:34,704 Jack. 141 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:39,042 Colonel Jack O'Neill? United States air force? 142 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,353 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 143 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:43,088 You're the new military technical advisor. 144 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:47,384 Listen, don't speak to the actors. 145 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,720 Martin, it's Jack. 146 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,848 Remember last year, billings, Montana? 147 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,159 I've never been to Montana, 148 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,935 but I am going to Sundance this year. 149 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:00,063 What about the name Tanner? Dr. Tanner? 150 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,483 Hammond? Carter? 151 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,775 Murray? 152 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,361 Sorry. Listen, I've got 153 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,933 a concept meeting in 10 minutes, 154 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,739 and if I'm not there on time, 155 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,408 well... 156 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:12,993 Well, they start without me. 157 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,284 But come back tomorrow, 158 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,830 and I'll show you around. 159 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,433 No. Look at my lips. Bigger. 160 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,227 Hammond: What have you got for us, colonel? 161 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,187 Well, here's news. 162 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,607 I think Martin's had his memory erased again. 163 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,359 He claims he doesn't remember me 164 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:47,771 or anything about last year. 165 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,862 Tanner and his boys must have gotten to him first. 166 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,699 O'Neill: Yeah, well, I checked out his trailer. 167 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,010 Didn't find any medication, 168 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,619 butthere are a lot of vitamins. 169 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,431 Hammond: Send in a sample for analysis. 170 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,707 In the meantime, keep an eye on Martin. 171 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,375 Yes, sir. 172 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,627 Sir, if Tanner and his men are involved, 173 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,359 colonel O'Neill could use some backup 174 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,467 I agree with you, major. You leave in one hour. 175 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,431 I can not thank you enough colonel. 176 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,558 It's been many bleems since my people 177 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,978 were enslaved by the minions of lord varlock. 178 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,272 H ey, it's what I do—... 179 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,982 Do——aw, this isn'tworking! 180 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,317 Director: Cut! 181 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,779 Bill: Ok, we're cut! 182 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:31,738 Nick, what's up? 183 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,340 This is supposed to be a love scene, 184 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,533 and we're walking through all these dead aliens! 185 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,243 All right, well, it's continuity. 186 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,536 You just killed them all. 187 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,908 Yeah, yeah. Well, can't—... 188 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,247 Can't we walk somewhere else? 189 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,084 Well, Nick, there is no somewhere else. 190 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,544 This is the planet we have, between here and here. 191 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,545 It's all the set there is. 192 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,464 And the reality of the scene dictates 193 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,757 thatthere be dead aliens 194 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,467 because you just killed them. 195 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,959 We could always go back to the way it was in the script. 196 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,055 No, we can't. We've already established 197 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,432 that one shot stuns and two shots kills. 198 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,226 Nickjust shot everybody twice. 199 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,937 So, 3 shots disintegrates them. 200 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,897 Ok, you know what? 201 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,669 I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, 202 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,276 because that is quite possibly the stupidest thing 203 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,862 I have ever heard you say. 204 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,991 Why are you looking at me like I'm an idiot? 205 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,870 Why are you even on set? Go write something. 206 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:26,459 Ooh! What color is the beam from the ray gun? 207 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,003 We can't afford a beam. Sound effects. 208 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:33,049 It'll be great. You'll see. Reset. 209 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:33,800 Bill: Back to ones. 210 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,970 Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Gonna be in close up 211 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,662 the dead aliens will be below frame. 212 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:42,142 The audience is gonna knowthey're there. 213 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,274 Ok. Kill the dead aliens. 214 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,110 Aliens off the set. 215 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,904 Bill: Aliens off the set. 216 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,951 I said, aliens off the set! 217 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,374 Hey, it's what I do. 218 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,042 It's what I do. 219 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,003 It's what I do. 220 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,840 You're the new military advisor? 221 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:14,674 Yes, sir. 222 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,844 You're the real deal, huh? You seen action? 223 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,929 That would be classified. 224 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,015 Oh, I like that. 225 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,185 Sorta like a "yes," but really a "no." 226 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,937 This is realistic, right? 227 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:32,942 The uniform? Camouflage? 228 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:41,117 Oh, yeah. Yeah. You don't want to be 229 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,286 atarget out there in space. 230 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,913 That's exactly what I said, 231 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,583 so why aren't the aliens ever in camouflage? 232 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,793 Oh, I fought for that, uh, Nick, 233 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,504 but the studio wants the aliens seen. 234 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,550 An alien wouldn't want to be seen, Martin.Think. 235 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,511 Maybe that's why th ey're dead. 236 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,936 That helps me. Thanks. 237 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,396 Can we do this? Doing this. 238 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,903 The "x" ——I know what you're thinking. 239 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,739 Um, it's a marketing thing. 240 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,699 You see, iwanted to call the show 241 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,243 going to other planets, 242 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,371 but research says that shows with "x" in the name 243 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,957 get higher ratings. Ah. 244 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:33,753 Aaaaaaaaan d action! 245 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,209 Bob: The ship's on schedule. 246 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,510 Preparations for departure are almost complete. 247 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,054 There's only one problem. 248 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,687 This is gonna complicate matters. 249 00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:58,945 Very well. 250 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,781 You have my authorization to begin surveillance. 251 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,157 Keep a low profile, major. 252 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,202 We don't want to show our hand. 253 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:07,412 Dr. Fraiser. 254 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,247 Surveillance on Martin Lloyd, I assume? 255 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,416 His house, actually. To help determine 256 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,459 if Martin's old friends have returned. 257 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,961 Tanner. 258 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,253 The idea is to determine 259 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,496 if Tanner and the other aliens 260 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,673 have been watching Martin. 261 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,300 Major Carter and Dr. Jackson 262 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,926 will try to intercept frequencies 263 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,720 being broadcast from inside his house. 264 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:27,015 Oh, so like a surveillance surveillance. 265 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,307 In a manner of speaking. 266 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,473 Are those the test results 267 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,269 from the vitamins colonel O'Neill found 268 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,603 in Martin's trailer? 269 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:33,104 Yes, sir. 270 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,249 They contain a significant amount of the chemical 271 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,567 that Tanner used to block Martin's memory before. 272 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:41,195 Which confirms what we already suspected. 273 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,612 Mmm—hmm. 274 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,780 The question is, 275 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,951 what do they want Martin to forget? 276 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:50,747 Excuse me. 277 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,433 Director: No, no, because it undermines 278 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,875 my authority, that's why. 279 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,167 Guys. 280 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:55,668 Ah, miss Reese. 281 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,004 Uh, I'm having a little trouble with scene 27. 282 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,005 It says that I'm out of phase, 283 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,008 which means that I can pass my handthrough solid matter, 284 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,460 or I can walk th rough walls. 285 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,929 Yeah, yeah. 'Cause you're "out of phase." 286 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,221 Um, exactly. 287 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,101 So, how come I don't fall through the floor? 288 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,076 We're gonna have to get back to you on that one. 289 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,952 All right. 290 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,040 Hi. 291 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,332 Hi. 292 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,181 No takers? 293 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,101 This crew does not appear to enjoy 294 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,061 the traditional dishes of chulak. 295 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,771 Showbiz, huh? 296 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,940 Hey! What happened to all the donuts? 297 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,334 They were consumed by the drivers 298 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,984 before they retired to sleep 299 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,363 we wish to converse privately. 300 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,326 Leave us! 301 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,248 Carter and Daniel? 302 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,127 The investigation is ongoing. 303 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:22,964 Daniel: Are you sure 304 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,096 the signal's coming from inside Martin's house? 305 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,260 I've gone over the triangulation 3 times. 306 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,596 I just have to match the frequency. 307 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,808 Hold it, I've got something. 308 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,227 Daniel: Hidden cameras. 309 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,105 Carter: Just like last time. 310 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:43,109 Huh. Look, I know it says he's weightless in the script, 311 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:43,943 but look what happens 312 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,112 when I scratch out the word "weightless." 313 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,115 You see, he no longer becomes weightless. 314 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,117 He just becomes. 315 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,119 Ok, fine. Good. 316 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,787 But how else does colonel danning 317 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,540 get past the giant alien guard? 318 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,501 Why doesn't he just shoot him? 319 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,713 Who is this? 320 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,005 Colonel Jack O'Neill. 321 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,525 He's the new air force technical advisor. 322 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,968 He doesn't know he's not supposed to say anything yet. 323 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,804 You're telling me an air force officer can shoot a giant alien 324 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,056 without having to be weightless? 325 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,141 Sure, why not? 326 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,073 You know, I'd like to hear "sure, why not" 327 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,728 a little more around here. 328 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,689 Now, the spaceship in scene 53—... 329 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,149 We have to see the ship. 330 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,561 It's crucial to the episode. 331 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,194 We're gonna see it in their reactions. 332 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,321 It's like, "oh, my god, look atthat ship 333 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,698 it's indescribable." 334 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,577 All right, if you can do it for $5,000 less, 335 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,149 you can keep it in. Are we done? 336 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:36,787 I have a tee time. 337 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,582 Marty has a problem with a scene in act 3. 338 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,626 Oh, is that a fact, Marty? 339 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:45,254 You have 2—way travel through a wormhole. 340 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:46,756 So? 341 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,466 Martin: That's impossible. 342 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:49,383 Matter can only move 343 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,761 one way through an open wormhole. 344 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,139 The scene is scientifically unsound. 345 00:16:55,431 --> 00:17:00,019 Ok, show of hands. Who here has won a cable ace award? Hmm? 346 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,274 Thank you. 347 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:06,359 Oh. Nice save 348 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,653 with the shooting the giant alien being. 349 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,279 Clever. 350 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,657 Billy, make it go. 351 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,200 Bill: Making it go, scene. 352 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,494 Back to one, folks. 353 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,918 Martin: You know, I am the creative consultant on this show, 354 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,796 which means that nothing should happen creatively 355 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,589 without me being consulted. 356 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,676 He consulted you. He just didn't listen. 357 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,886 You know what he worked on before this? 358 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,930 A show about atalking dog 359 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:36,639 who solves crimes. 360 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,225 So what if they had a hundred episodes? 361 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,226 Poochinsky. 362 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,062 Yes. Poochinsky. 363 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:44,855 Great show. 364 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,024 Hey, Marty, um... 365 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,365 What makes you so sure 366 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,741 matter can on ly travel 367 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,201 one way through a wormhole? 368 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:57,868 I don't know. 369 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,346 I must have read it somewhere. 370 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,247 Andthis secret government team 371 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,659 that goes to other plan ets, 372 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,249 where'd that come from? 373 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,752 Oh, it's based on a story I wrote last year, 374 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,324 and I couldn't get it published. 375 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,256 I was just about ready to give up, 376 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,008 and I got a call from the studio. 377 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:12,717 To tell you the truth, 378 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,177 I'm not even sure how they gottheir hands on it. 379 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,222 So you just made it up? 380 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,643 Never askawriter where he gets his ideas. 381 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,397 In truth, we don't know. 382 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,072 O'Neill. 383 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,604 Carter: Colonel, we were right. 384 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,283 Tanner and the others 385 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,410 have Martin under surveillance again. 386 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,078 It can't be a coincidence, sir. 387 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,514 It has to have something to do 388 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,039 with the arrival of that ship 389 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,583 all right, they may have tried to infiltrate the studio. 390 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:46,955 I'll see what I can dig up. 391 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,378 Billy: Fire in the hole! 392 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,632 Bigger! 393 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,410 What is it about the word "bigger" 394 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,510 that you don't understand? 395 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,312 The auditions are in that building over there. 396 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,358 I'm not auditioning. I'm with the air force. 397 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,361 Colonel Jack O'Neill. 398 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,240 Really. 399 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,327 Do you keep a record of everyone 400 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,721 who comes and goes through here? 401 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,455 It's for a security check. 402 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,793 One of our generals is doing a guest spot on the show. 403 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,045 It's a small but pivotal role. 404 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,606 I've gotthe license plates of every vehicle 405 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,423 that comes and goes through here on file. 406 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,050 Great. Would you mind 407 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,427 e—mailing them to that address? 408 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:39,720 Ok. Sure. 409 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,682 Thank you. I like the uniform. 410 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,859 Why would somebody with 2 phds become ateamster? 411 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,195 The money, I guess. 412 00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,199 Wait a minute. This guy looks familiar. 413 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:05,037 You're right. That's one of Tanner's men. 414 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,330 Oh, according to this, 415 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,748 he's a production assistant 416 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,084 named Steve Austin. 417 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:15,339 Ithinkwe'd better pay Steve a little visit. 418 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,407 He's on his way up 419 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,825 copy. 420 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,813 Hello? 421 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,559 So, where the hell did he go? 422 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,147 Princess, I've seen a lot over the years—... 423 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,233 The crystal rivers of erridel, 424 00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,027 the blue volcanoes of kashtorr rama, 425 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,155 even the starfires of grablax 6. 426 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,953 None of it compares to you. 427 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,873 What? Whose phone is that? 428 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:13,749 Director: Cut! 429 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,001 What was that? Who was that? 430 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,293 Tail slate! 431 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,796 I want a name! 432 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,340 It's me. Sorry to—... 433 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:24,718 No problem. I'm sure it's important. 434 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,428 Ok, that's lunch. 435 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,598 Let me show you something in my trailer. 436 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,102 O'Neill. 437 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:35,154 I don't know what happened, sir. We lost him. 438 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,940 One minute he was here, the next minute he was gone. 439 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,442 Yeah, they have a habit of doing that. 440 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:41,795 We do have one lead though. 441 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,463 Before he left, he made a quick phone call. 442 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,531 We traced it to a warehouse on the east side. 443 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:46,991 Bring backup this time. 444 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,563 Sir, we don't have a lot of time 445 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,902 before the ship enters orbit. 446 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,370 You'll have to confront Martin. 447 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,247 Yeah, I will. 448 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,624 Mmm. 449 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,378 Mmm. 450 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,558 You know, iwas thinking, 451 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,035 you know what this show needs? 452 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,311 A sexy female alien. 453 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,061 Yeah. Trust me. 454 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,022 Hey, Marty? Marty, you got a second? 455 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,274 Oh, well, now's not really a good time. 456 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,651 I'm supposed to have... 457 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,988 Ok, now's good. 458 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:27,614 "The colonel stood before 459 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,491 "the vertical pool of shimmering light, 460 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:33,245 "fascinated by the dancing ripples in the event horizon. 461 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,956 "What mysteries lay beyond this mystical portal, 462 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:40,878 what wonders awaited him and his band of stalwart cohorts?" 463 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,797 Pretty good, huh? 464 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:44,423 Damn good. 465 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,395 The only difference from the original story 466 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:47,343 is that there was 467 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:48,715 a fifth member of the team. 468 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,597 He was a han dsome, smooth—talking alien 469 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:52,889 who was stranded on earth 470 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,601 when his crew deserted him. 471 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:59,021 The producers made me cut that part out. 472 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,607 And you have no clue where you gotthis idea? 473 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,817 Well, like I said... 474 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,779 Martin, it's all true. 475 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,574 What are you talking about? 476 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,241 Wormholes. 477 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,369 Traveling to other plan ets. 478 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,287 It's all real. 479 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,875 I command a unit called sg—I. 480 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:24,254 It's the advanced team of a secret military operation. 481 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,546 We explore the universe 482 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,758 through a device called the Stargate. 483 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,844 The crew putyou up to this, didn't they? 484 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,431 Here's the kicker, Marty. You know all about it. 485 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,058 You've been th rough the Stargate. 486 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:39,895 Unfortunately, you've had your memory erased. 487 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:44,900 So, what, um, I'm a member of this sg—I? 488 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:45,734 No. 489 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,903 Then how do I know about it? 490 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:54,159 Because you're not just interested in outer space, 491 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,746 you're from outer space. 492 00:24:58,372 --> 00:24:59,665 Is this a pitch? 493 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,667 Huh? Alien crash lands. 494 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,670 We have to find him before it's too late, 495 00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,797 only his memory's been erased. 496 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:07,673 Martin. No, no, no. 497 00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,467 It's not bad. If we just add a twist—... 498 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,683 I'm needed on the set. 499 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,727 Why don't you type up what you have, 500 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:23,731 and I'll take a look at the coverage on it. 501 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,776 Oh, no promises. 502 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,913 Perimeter's secure, major. Awaiting your orders. 503 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,205 Let's move in. 504 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,292 Move in. Move in. 505 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,637 Carter: Nobody move! 506 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,099 Drop your weapons! Drop them! 507 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,148 Lower your weapons! 508 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,068 You drop your weapons. Now. 509 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,862 I'm major Samantha Carter, United States air force. 510 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:15,324 And I'm agent Malcolm Barrett, n.I.D. 511 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,748 N.i.d.? Major, what the hell's going on here? 512 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,833 We've been set up. 513 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:32,924 Hello? 514 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,844 Someone paged me to stage 6? 515 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,931 Hello? 516 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,319 Hello? 517 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,248 Hey. Aah! 518 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,669 Marty, relax. 519 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:11,504 What's going on? 520 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,716 I guess the crew's just playing an affectionate prank 521 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:18,720 by paging me to a stage we're not shooting on. 522 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,305 It happens all the time. 523 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:24,351 It's out of respect, really. 524 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,229 Ha! Hey, n—n—nice one, guys. 525 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,900 All right, stay with me. 526 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,123 Hello, colonel. 527 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,133 Tanner, I presume? 528 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,429 Is he with you? 529 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:01,847 Tanner: Don't worry, Martin. 530 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:05,267 Everything will become clear in time. 531 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,564 Gentlemen, the colonel's weapon. 532 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,590 This is really bad. 533 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:37,007 Relax. 534 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,343 They're shooting the big finale this afternoon. 535 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:40,093 I have to be there. 536 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,638 Yeah, I can see howthat would be high on your list 537 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:43,930 of priorities right now. 538 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:44,890 Couldn'tyou have dealt with these guys 539 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,902 on you own? Did you have to drag me into it? 540 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:51,521 Marty. You are the reason we're here. 541 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:52,439 Oh, don't start 542 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,107 with that outer space stuff again. 543 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:58,862 Martin, the vitamins you've been taking are laced with a chemical 544 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,781 that's been suppressing your memory. 545 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,073 I had 'em analyzed. 546 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,243 Ok, fine. I'm an alien. 547 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:04,910 Whatever. 548 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:08,914 They are aliens, too. They're from your planet. 549 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,626 Ok, that is the stupidest act4 opening ever. 550 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,878 You should stick with the air force, colonel. 551 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,713 A writer you're not. 552 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:25,180 Hey, how go the travel plans? 553 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:28,016 Spaceship on time and all? 554 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,940 I only ask 'cause I care. 555 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:38,568 Uh, guys, I'm kind of out of the loop here. 556 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,905 But since iwork in the television business 557 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,216 and I don't really know anything, 558 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,617 I was wondering if you would consider, uh, 559 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,036 letting me go beca——oh. 560 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:57,921 I'm hoping that's your Insulin shot. 561 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:07,889 Honestly, needles make me kinda queasy. 562 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,181 Don't worry, Martin. 563 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,068 Just a little something to help you remember. 564 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,028 Uh, justtell me what you want me to remember, 565 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,980 and I'll remember it. 566 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,398 Uhh! 567 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,449 Yeah, yeah. We'll rewrite it. 568 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,451 It'll be great. 569 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,165 Let's go over this again, shall we? 570 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:37,002 You want a diagram? They led us straightto you. 571 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:37,794 The aliens? 572 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,213 Yes, the aliens. Please, Mr. Man in black, 573 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,632 don't pretend you don't know aboutthe aliens. 574 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,010 Now we can't get a hold of colonel O'Neill. 575 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,302 We have to go to the set 576 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,793 and figure out what's going on. 577 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,129 No. You're not going anywhere. 578 00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,266 The n.I.D.'S been given full authority 579 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,935 over this investigation. 580 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,108 O'Neill. 581 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,319 Teal'c. 582 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:04,905 How'd you find us? 583 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,824 I witn essed your abduction from the studio. 584 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:08,617 Where's Tanner? 585 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,870 He and his men have once again disappeared. 586 00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,956 The real money's in syndication. 587 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:16,248 Martin. 588 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,709 Martin, come on. 589 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:21,046 If you want to have lunch, just call my assistant. 590 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:22,506 Marty! 591 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:28,345 Colonel O'Neill? 592 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,014 Murray. 593 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:33,392 You remember? 594 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:34,893 Yeah. 595 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,269 The antidote worked. 596 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,063 I remember everything now. 597 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:40,065 Marty, what happened? 598 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,900 Why'd they drug you again? 599 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,652 They didn't. 600 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,239 I did it to myself. 601 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,073 For what reason? 602 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,075 When we went back to my planet 603 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,828 and we saw that it was gone, 604 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,621 I couldn't handle it. 605 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:58,083 And the real estate job the air force got me was driving me crazy. 606 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,752 I just wanted to forget everything. 607 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,629 You were just gonna keep taking pills 608 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,338 for the rest of your life? 609 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,924 Another month, and the long—term memory loss 610 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:08,468 would have been permanent. 611 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:10,887 Oh, no. 612 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,198 What is the matter, Martin Lloyd? 613 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:16,726 Wormhole x—treme. The show is based on your Stargate program. 614 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,770 Don't worry. It's on cable. 615 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,314 So, why'd they bring you out of it? 616 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,606 Why now? 617 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:23,732 The ship's coming. 618 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:24,276 We put it on atimer. 619 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:28,071 Sort of a backup plan in case things didn't go right here. 620 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,363 Why do they need you? 621 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,199 I still have the mobile computing device 622 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,993 I stole from Tanner. 623 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,120 They need it to access the ship. 624 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:36,037 Where is it? 625 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:39,207 Don't worry. It's in a safe place. 626 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,126 Bill: And rolling. 627 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,586 Man: Sound, speed. 628 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:43,462 Where's this from? 629 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,033 Standing with the quatra scanner. 630 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,173 I don't have the scanner. 631 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,132 Bill: Cut! 632 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:48,424 Don't stop rolling. 633 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,467 Man: Still speeding. 634 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:53,138 Kenny, run, you underpaid below—th e—line freak! 635 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,473 Billy, roll right now! 636 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:55,265 Roll! 637 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,557 Man: Speed. Speeding. 638 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,728 Kenny, I love you, but you're not in this scene. 639 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,146 Out! Billy. 640 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:02,063 Roll! 641 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:04,774 Man: Speed, speed. Speeding. 642 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,527 Action. 643 00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:15,243 It has to be here somewhere. 644 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,538 You used a real alien device 645 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:19,372 as a prop on the show? 646 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,167 Well, I'd forgotten what it was at the time. 647 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,168 Besides, do you have any idea 648 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,337 what it costs to make one of these things? 649 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:26,296 Can I help you? 650 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:28,173 We're looking for the quatra scanner. 651 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,425 Uh—huh. It's at the location. 652 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:31,717 What? Why? 653 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:35,472 Somebody put it in the scene at the last minute. 654 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:36,264 How come? 655 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,308 I don't know. I just do my job, man. 656 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,600 Let's go. 657 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,228 Murray. 658 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,320 Yeah. Get me agent Barrett. 659 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:51,821 All right, good work. 660 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,365 Let's go, guys. We got 'em. 661 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,200 You two stay here. 662 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:55,951 What? 663 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,827 We wantthis ship it's too important. 664 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,996 Frankly, I don'ttrust either one of you. 665 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,207 Agent Smith, watch over these two 666 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,084 and make sure they don't move. 667 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,211 Let's go, guys. 668 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,560 Murray, look around. 669 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,104 Marty, you're with me. 670 00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:31,111 I'm picking up the same low—level gamma radiation 671 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,946 we came across in the photon belt. 672 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:34,573 Well, that doesn't make sense. 673 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:38,076 I mean, those aliens couldn't have just disappeared, 674 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:39,953 could they have? 675 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,247 Director: Andturn, turn. 676 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,582 Doug? 677 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:45,250 Cut. Perfect. 678 00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:47,252 And tail slate. 679 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,253 Good. And, Doug, 680 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:49,855 you were supposed to turn to me, remember? 681 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,716 Ok, print everything. Moving on. 682 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,260 Good scene. Thanks. 683 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,261 You really nailed it. 684 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:57,613 Let me take this stuff for you. 685 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,223 Oops. There you go. 686 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,101 Yellow. 687 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:08,064 Let's go. 688 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:08,565 No, no, wait. 689 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:11,860 They're just about to shootthe big finish. 690 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,152 Too bad. 691 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,655 I'm not leaving, colonel. 692 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:18,533 Ok, maybe I am. 693 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,295 You can control the ship from here with this? 694 00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,340 Uh, maybe, but do I have to? 695 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,508 Yes, Marty, you—... 696 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,055 You can hand me the device, colonel. 697 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,725 Well, this is getting old. 698 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:46,019 Lower your weapons. 699 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,023 Looks like we have a situation. 700 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,860 You know, guys, you can walk away from this. 701 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,472 We're not going to come after you. 702 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:58,114 What about your friends at the n.I.D.? 703 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,950 No more hiding. Where's the device? 704 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,702 What device? 705 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,454 Colonel, we let you escape 706 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,999 because we knew Martin would lead you right to it. 707 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,588 That's me. Mind if I... 708 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,552 O'Neill. 709 00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:21,346 Sir, it's me. 710 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:22,764 Hey, Carter, how you doing? 711 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,416 The n.I.D. Have made your position. 712 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,935 They'll be there any minute. 713 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,730 Everything all right? 714 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,440 It is now. 715 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,654 I'll be in touch. 716 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:43,451 Time's up, guys. The n.I.D.'S on its way. 717 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,620 Look. 718 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,373 They're too late. 719 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,458 I'm ok, Murray. 720 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,581 We should return to the star portal 721 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,307 before the aliens return. 722 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:07,851 What? What? I haven't finished 723 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:10,061 translating the alien text. 724 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,605 Grell, what do you think? 725 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,400 What the hell is that? 726 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,152 Is——is that ours? 727 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:19,904 Keep rolling. Keep rolling. 728 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,408 Yeah, keep rolling. Pan around, you monkeys. 729 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:24,784 Man: What is it? 730 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,411 Hey, what's this about? 731 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:30,123 I'm supposed to be in all the cool scenes. 732 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,417 Tilt up, tilt up! 733 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:55,607 Colonel, please. 734 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:56,483 You know as well as I do 735 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,443 they're never going to leave us alone. 736 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,450 There's nothing for us here. 737 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,535 It's time for us to go. 738 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,636 You officially owe me one. 739 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:27,555 What about Martin? 740 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:31,559 I believe Martin Lloyd has chosen a new path. 741 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,487 We're going to win an Emmy for this. 742 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:45,198 Visual effects category. 743 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,492 Thank you, colonel. 744 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,869 We won't forget this. 745 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:13,101 Cut it! Print it! That's a wrap! 746 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,144 Yeah, cut. 747 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,606 Cool special effect. 748 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,024 I've seen better. 749 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:21,734 Aw, we'll fix it in post. 750 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,111 Yeah. 751 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:24,863 So, you think we can get 18 in? 752 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:28,241 Yeah, if we cut back on the mole rings. 753 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,117 You thinkthat's funny? 754 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:32,453 Yeah, that's good enough for a walk away. 755 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:34,789 When's a good time to fade out? 756 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,000 Ah, right about... 757 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:39,586 Now. 758 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:42,672 Narrator: Stay tuned 759 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:45,174 for a special behindthe scenes look 760 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:48,636 atwormhole x—treme. 761 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,101 I'm Christian bocher. 762 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,395 I'm portraying the character of Raymond gunne, 763 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,522 who portrays the character of Dr. Levant, 764 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:02,692 which is based on the character Daniel Jackson 765 00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:04,694 portrayed by the actor Michael shanks, 766 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:07,822 originally portrayed by the actor James spader 767 00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:10,199 in the feature film. 768 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:12,743 Are you ok? 769 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:13,870 Director: Action! 770 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,580 Look out! 771 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:16,873 Aah! 772 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,584 Aah! Ohh! 773 00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,711 Ooh! Aah! 774 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,884 Director: And cut! 775 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,470 No, no, no. 776 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:31,762 Are you ok? Are you ok? 777 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,599 No, I'm not ok. You——you go. 778 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:35,891 Ice——can I get some ice? 779 00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:38,478 All right, let's get some ice in here. 780 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:39,771 Andthis is the eye line. 781 00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:40,605 Wormhole x—treme. 782 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,857 Enjoy the space. You can do anything with space. 783 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,860 You know, you got your space between your teeth, 784 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,904 the space—— personal space. 785 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:51,199 Right. Ok, so, you're standing here. 786 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:56,996 As a matter of fact, it does say colonel on my uniform. 787 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,834 You know, it doesn't say colonel. 788 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,253 Did anyone ever think of that? 789 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:07,298 Um, it's just a figure of speech. 790 00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:09,217 Well, it's a figure of speech 791 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:09,884 that I can't figure out, 792 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:12,637 because I'm not seeing colonel on my uniform. 793 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:15,924 Director: Ok, somebody get me 794 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,099 the word "colonel." 795 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,476 Get me a sharpie pen. 796 00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,729 Could it be here? Could it be here? 797 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,649 You realize this is not a real show, right? 798 00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,502 What are you talking about? You're saying 799 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,403 that wormhole x—treme is not a real show? 800 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:29,880 We did all this—— all this is—... 801 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,664 Yeah, it's not a real show. It's a fake show. 802 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,825 Does my agent know about this? 803 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:34,575 You're heroic... 804 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:36,867 And just look over here atthis eye line over there. 805 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:37,996 This isn't a real show? 806 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:39,664 No, it's not a real show. 807 00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:40,665 If it's not a real show, 808 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,542 then why are you telling me whatto do? 809 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,293 How could this not be a real show 810 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:46,671 if we're doing it right now? 811 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,256 Am I getting paid real money? 812 00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:50,675 Yeah, you're getting paid real money. 813 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:51,967 Well, I—— whoa. 814 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:55,054 So, what plane of reality are we on right now? 815 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,849 Director: And we're heaving. 816 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,353 Hey, it's what I do. 817 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:06,399 And cut. 818 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:07,731 Are you sure you can't see 819 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:08,935 the difference in our height? 820 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:09,694 Can I get a half apple? 821 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:10,695 Ok, let's get a half apple. 822 00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,267 I'm looking straight up her nose. 823 00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,001 You don't have to hit me that hard, either. 824 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,075 Ithinkyou can really see the difference 825 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:16,868 between our height. 826 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,537 You——no. I don't. It's not obvious. 827 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,831 Look, look. I'm going to measure it. 828 00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:22,707 I'm like——I'm like—... 829 00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:24,959 But on this lens, it looks right. It's ok. 830 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:28,004 From this angle, it looks like we're the same height? 831 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,296 Yes. I swear to god. 832 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:30,547 You wouldn't lie to me? 833 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:31,716 I wouldn't lie to you. 834 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,718 How come I never get to kiss anybody? 835 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:34,719 Director: Well, it's—... 836 00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:37,305 There's being episodes written for you 837 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:38,597 very soon. 838 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:39,223 Sure. 839 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,726 Director: Just one eyebrow. 840 00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:44,145 No, justthe one. 841 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:47,231 Director: Andturn your back to me. 842 00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:48,733 Turn all the way aroundto me 843 00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:51,736 and do the annoying thing and then look back. 844 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,488 And action. 845 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,490 How could this not be a real show? 846 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:58,367 Ohh. Aw, forget it. Just cut.