1 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,924 General, what's this all about? 2 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,467 At 0920 hours this morning, 3 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,802 someone tried to enter the base using this. 4 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,197 Colonel O'Neill's security ID. 5 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,556 After the person in question was taken into custody, 6 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,808 he insisted on seeing you. 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:17,184 Me? Why? 8 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:20,896 Well, iwas hoping you could figure that one out, major. 9 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,439 Open it. 10 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,990 Thank you. Now we're getting somewhere. 11 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:32,616 Sergeant... 12 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,952 That coffee I asked for half an hour ago? 13 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,663 You know, anytime you feel like getting it. 14 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,670 He's a boy... sir. 15 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,215 As it turns out, Carter, yes, I am... 16 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,050 For the moment. 17 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,594 Do I know you? 18 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,056 Come on. It's me. 19 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,368 We tried to contact colonel O'Neill. 20 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,519 Even sent someone to his house. 21 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,397 Do you understand how much trouble you're in right now? 22 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:07,067 Impersonating a military officer is a federal offense. 23 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:13,448 I am not impersonating anyone. 24 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,078 I am Jack O'Neill. 25 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,158 Finally. 26 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,292 Hot chocolate? 27 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,920 Are you kidding? 28 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,131 Where did you getthis? 29 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:57,135 I didn't... I didn't get it anywhere. 30 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,095 It's mine. 31 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,722 Because you're colonel O'Neill. 32 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,182 Exactly. 33 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,480 Look, last night I ate some dinner, had a beer, 34 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,148 wentto bed, and woke up like this. 35 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,751 Now, can we please just get to the part 36 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:15,696 where you and fraiser run some tests, find a cure, 37 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,447 make me big again? 38 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,199 This is the security breach? 39 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:19,866 Daniel... 40 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,703 Will you tell them who I am, please? 41 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,122 Okay. Love to. Who are you? 42 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:28,208 This young man claims he's colonel O'Neill. 43 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,212 It's a joke, right? 44 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,466 What's going on? Daniel! 45 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:40,053 Sounds like him... at least, the loud, grating parts. 46 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,098 Okay, you want proof? 47 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,143 Carter, you once carried atok'ra named jolinar 48 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,144 who gave her life to save you. 49 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:50,272 Daniel, until recently, you were an ascended being. 50 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,233 You broke the rules, you got yourself kicked out 51 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,818 of the oma desala fan club, 52 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,319 and had your memory erased, 53 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,611 and you and bra'tac 54 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,114 both just lost your snakes 55 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,407 in a Goa'uld ambush. 56 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,744 Had your tretonin yetthis morning? 57 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:15,172 How could this child possess such knowledge? 58 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,972 Because... it's... me. 59 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,940 Would anyone care to speculate how a boy 60 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,861 could be aware of some of our most classified information? 61 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,822 Well, sir, it could be him. 62 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,394 There is a physical resemblance. 63 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,493 But he can't be more than 15 years old. 64 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,454 Are you saying colonel O'Neill has somehow regressed 65 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,122 more than 30 years overnight? 66 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,166 Stranger things have happened. 67 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,458 Name but one. 68 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,181 Well, there was the time he got really old, 69 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,480 the time he became a caveman, 70 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:56,004 the time we all swapped bodies... 71 00:04:56,296 --> 00:05:00,300 Why don't we move on to the testing portion of this exercise? 72 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,053 Are you certain, doctor? 73 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:06,765 Initial tests show that within an acceptable margin of error, 74 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,226 the boy's DNA is vi rtually identical 75 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,227 to colonel O'Neill's. 76 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,979 What size margin of error are we talking about? 77 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:13,522 Very small. 78 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,233 In a court of law, the DNA sample we took from the boy 79 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,877 would be considered a high—probability match 80 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:21,112 to the DNA we have on file from colonel O'Neill. 81 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,365 There is a tiny abnormality, 82 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,535 but for all intents and purposes, it's him. 83 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,202 Tiny abnormality? 84 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,574 The factthat he's suddenly quite a few years younger than he's supposed to be? 85 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,958 To be honest, this is out of my league. 86 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,519 We've got some specialists flying in. 87 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,229 We're going to run more tests. See what we can learn. 88 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:40,757 In the meantime, I suggest we try to make him as comfortable as possible. 89 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,051 I'll go set up a PlayStation. 90 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,684 You know, 91 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,519 ithinkyou two are enjoying this 92 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,396 just a little too much. 93 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,898 You are kind of cute. 94 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,776 That's "sir" to you, 95 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,904 and being trapped inside a scrawny little body 96 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,365 isn't my idea of cute, Carter. 97 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:10,704 Does possessing ayounger body not have certain advantages, O'Neill? 98 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,874 No. Not seeing it. What do you mean? 99 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:17,085 Do you not experience increased health and vitality? 100 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:23,174 My vitality was just fine, thank you. 101 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,345 I think what Teal'c is saying is valid. 102 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,306 How many of us wouldn't trade everything 103 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,182 for the chance to be young again... 104 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:31,892 Live our lives over? 105 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:35,353 Yeah, well, I don't plan on staying like this. 106 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:39,399 Well, in the meantime, may I make a suggestion? 107 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,777 Try enjoying this as much as we are... 108 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,032 Sir. 109 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,268 Well, it's nice to know some things don't change. 110 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,354 I wasn't exactly expecting visitors. 111 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,440 We'll have this stuff sent back to the lab for analysis. 112 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:24,444 Well, if they find msg, iwill never order from them again. 113 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,948 Come on, what are we doing here, exactly? 114 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:31,242 Well, this is the last place you remember being... 115 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:34,828 Older? 116 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:38,375 Are you conducting some sort of scientific experiment, O'Neill? 117 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,919 Hey, come on. That salsa is still good. 118 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:52,097 What was the last thing you ate, sir? 119 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:56,559 A four—cheese burrito, some guacamole on the side. 120 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,603 Anything else? 121 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,939 A beer, then I hitthe sack. 122 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:02,857 So whatever happened to you 123 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,610 must have occurred once you were asleep. 124 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,584 H ey! 125 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,545 Doyou mind? 126 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,301 Teal'c. 127 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,731 Whoa. 128 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,900 O'Neill. 129 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,527 What is it? 130 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:55,535 Either I'm remembering a particularly bad dream, 131 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,956 or the asgard paid me a little visit last night. 132 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,050 No offense, but whatyou're saying doesn't make any sense. 133 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:14,471 Jack's account sounds like some ufo abduction case files I've read. 134 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:18,558 This, you remember. My birth day, you forget. 135 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,020 Looks like you'll have a lot more. 136 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,480 This encounter is incongruous 137 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,750 with all previous contact we have had with the asgard. 138 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,693 Butthor has indicated that the asgard had been keeping an eye 139 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,321 on human development on earth in the past. 140 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,030 But we're allies now. 141 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,783 We've co—operated with them on a number of missions. 142 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,452 This, iwould not have agreed to. 143 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,929 What could they possibly hope to gain 144 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:42,207 from secretly making you younger against your will? 145 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,879 I got nothing. 146 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,322 General, I'd like to cross reference 147 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,776 some of these old abduction accounts, 148 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,384 see if I can find any connection. 149 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,135 Please do. 150 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,847 Major, I believe you had a briefing to run at 1300 hours. 151 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:58,807 Yes, sir. I'll be there. 152 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,934 Wait. Wait. The f—302 briefing? 153 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:01,559 I thought iwas running that. 154 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:05,051 Given your current situation, I feel it would be best if major Carter handled it. 155 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:09,526 I'm sure you can impart any information she needs to knowto fill the gap 156 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:10,818 but I'm the one—... 157 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,612 Good. Dismissed. 158 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,125 Come in. 159 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,545 Jack, try to understand. 160 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:32,173 Your situation puts me in Avery difficult position. 161 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,633 General, no offense, 162 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,177 butyou're notthe one who went to bed watching CNN 163 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,179 and woke up as part of the mtv generation. 164 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,432 Which is exactly why major Carter's going to handle that briefing. 165 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,769 Sir, I've flown the 302 more times than anyone else. 166 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,104 Be that as it may, 167 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:46,729 the bottom line is 168 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:52,443 a room full of seasoned pilots aren't going to respect the opinion of a boy. 169 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:57,824 Sir, I just look like one, for the moment, 170 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,869 butthose men in that room need my expertise, 171 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,347 and plus, you know, if they're going to be working here, 172 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,082 they're going to have to start getting used to, you know... 173 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,374 Unusual things happening. 174 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:11,421 Look, Jack. No one is disputing that you may continue to be 175 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,298 a valuable asset to the sgc, 176 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,843 but under the circumstances, there's nothing I can do. 177 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,262 I'm sorry. 178 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,600 Yes, sir. I understand. 179 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,688 Dumb idea. 180 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,043 It would appear that a great many of the tauri 181 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,707 have encountered beings from other worlds. 182 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,613 Yeah, little do they know 183 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,073 how close they are to the truth. 184 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,285 What exactly are we looking for, Daniel Jackson? 185 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:45,496 Well, any abduction accounts that match Jack's story. 186 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,497 And obviously, anyone claiming 187 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,751 to have physically regressed several decades overnight. 188 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,629 We just need to enter our search parameters into the database. 189 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,756 It has already been done. 190 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:58,384 Wow. That's a lot of people. 191 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,597 Indeed. 192 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,016 Let's see if any of these match Jack's story exactly, 193 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,603 what he said he saw. Four green lights. 194 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,942 That's a little more reasonable. 195 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,735 That's interesting. 196 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:19,197 Of the narrowed down accounts, the most recent is from—... 197 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,740 19 years ago. 198 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,201 Eight are here in the states. 199 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,853 If these addresses are still valid, 200 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,205 we should talk to these people in person. 201 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,666 What do you hope to learn? 202 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,585 I guess we'll know when we learn it. 203 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,173 As your intel packages show, 204 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,718 the f—302 is a space—worthy fighter—interceptor aircraft 205 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,138 reverse—engineered from Goa'uld technology. 206 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,226 Your upcoming mission has been dubbed operation blue Phoenix. 207 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,270 It will be a live—fire combat simulation 208 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,938 to test how well the 302 fares 209 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,815 against actual death gliders. 210 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:54,691 Captain. 211 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:55,692 Major, according to our mission reports, 212 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,736 you were second seat on the most recent mission involving the 302. 213 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,989 Yes, and that one included close combat. 214 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,158 We'll be covering what was learned in that encounter in this briefing. 215 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,536 Didn't colonel O'Neill pilotthat mission? 216 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,455 Yes, as a matter of fact, he did. 217 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,975 The colonel also commanded the x—302 218 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:15,378 during both previous hyperspace window missions, didn't he, major? 219 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,920 What's your point, major? 220 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:21,175 With all due respect, ma'am, shouldn't colonel O'Neill be running this briefing? 221 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,719 Colonel O'Neill is unavailable. 222 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,571 However, I've prepared several computer models 223 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:28,808 which should help you understand how the 302 handles in combat situations. 224 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,536 Major, no offense, butthose aren't going to help me 225 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,397 when I'm pulling six gs in a dogfight against an alien ship 226 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,442 as you should know, captain, 227 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,777 the 302 has inertial dampening systems, 228 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,364 which I am more than qualified to explain in detail, 229 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,324 so let's just—... 230 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,135 I just dropped by to say... ow! 231 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,599 Sir, please, do not resist. 232 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,264 Hey, ease up, big guy. 233 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,747 Stay focused. 234 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,319 I'm warning you. 235 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,082 Stay there. 236 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,414 Didn't I just say iwas warning you? 237 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,546 All right! That's it! Now I'm mad. 238 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,342 You can release him. 239 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:11,017 I'll forgo the charges for assaulting a superior officer. 240 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,978 Carter... 241 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,649 I could have taken him. 242 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:19,317 I'm sure. 243 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,235 Sorry I'm late. What did I miss? 244 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,863 We were just covering the 302's flight capabilities. 245 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,991 Well, then, I'm just in time. Here's what you need to know. 246 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,743 Major, is this a joke? 247 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,871 No. This is colonel O'Neill. 248 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,791 I'm only going to say this once, 249 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,210 so I'd suggest that you listen up 250 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,480 - whatever you say. - Hey! 251 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,923 I realize it doesn't actually say "colonel" 252 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,883 anywhere on my uniform, 253 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,551 but it should. 254 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,140 Yes, sir. 255 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:54,894 Now... 256 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,563 Velocity is key during engagement with a glider. 257 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,750 Now, your instincts are going to tell you to floor it, 258 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,484 because it's faster and more maneuverable, 259 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,070 but you've got to stay in control. 260 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,657 Uh... oh. Yeah, and the inertial dampeners 261 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:11,369 only compensate 90% when pulling negative gs, 262 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,663 so the real trick is knowing your enemy 263 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,499 so you can anticipate their next moves. 264 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,795 Okay... 265 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,842 Death gliders 101. 266 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,806 May I ask whythe united states air force 267 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,684 is taking a renewed interest in my story 268 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,477 after 26 years? 269 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,231 Well, all I can tell you is that we have some new information. 270 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,775 Will it prove my story is true? 271 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,944 Eventually. 272 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:46,988 Maybe. 273 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,532 Please, tell us what happened to you. 274 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,868 I was asleep in my bed, 275 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,871 and a light appeared in my room and took me. 276 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:55,872 Took you where? 277 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,666 Some kind of spacecraft, I suppose. 278 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,878 I was weightless, floating in mid—air, 279 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:02,879 and yet... 280 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,590 It was dark, cold. 281 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,885 I couldn't move a muscle, even though I was wide awake. 282 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,887 After the light hit you, then what? 283 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,179 The devices came. 284 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,640 They were these green, glowing balls 285 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,309 that floated around me. 286 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:22,982 He said that after the small green spheres stopped scanning him, 287 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,568 they left him alone for a long while. 288 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,531 And then a voice spoke to him, 289 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,450 telling him notto be afraid, 290 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,178 and that he would soon be safe again. 291 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,705 Could you ask professor wu if he actually saw who was speaking to him? 292 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,730 All the accounts were basically identical. 293 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,361 They all match Jack's version of events exactly. 294 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,805 Except none of them experienced any kind of physical changes 295 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:55,765 as a result of the abduction. 296 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,701 No, they didn't, but everything else is bang on. 297 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,365 Taken while sleeping, floating, paralysis, 298 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,019 out of body experience... 299 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,231 Now, admittedly, all of this does sound familiar, 300 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,649 cliche even, if you watch enough TV, but... 301 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,777 They all described four green globes 302 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,149 that seemed to defy gravity 303 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,475 buzzing around them like insects. 304 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,658 Now, that's too specific a detail to be a coincidence. 305 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,190 The being that abducted them... 306 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,787 I assume they described an asgard as well? 307 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,830 Short, big eyes, no hair, weird voice. 308 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,960 The asgard haven't responded to our attempted communications 309 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:24,919 well... 310 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,964 If help is coming, it better arrive soon. 311 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,723 It's open. 312 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,560 How are you doing? 313 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:47,275 Well, ithink I'm getting another zit, 314 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,067 and... 315 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,152 Oh, yeah, I'm still a kid. 316 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:54,574 But beyondthat, I'm doing just peachy, thanks. Why? 317 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:01,038 Well, Janet's just finished going over 318 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,750 the genetic team's analysis of your test results. 319 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,088 How bad can it be? 320 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,008 You're probably not feeling the effects yet, 321 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,595 but something is happening to your body 322 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,847 at the cellular level. 323 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,515 Basically, your genetic structure 324 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,101 is growing more unstable. 325 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,775 Colonel... 326 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,696 You're dying. 327 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,048 Honestly, I feel fine. 328 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,968 You'll start to notice symptoms as the condition worsens. 329 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,638 How long do I have? 330 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,140 It's hard to say. 331 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,476 Say it anyway. 332 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,979 Weeks? Days? I don't know. 333 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,332 You'll notice fatigue first. 334 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:12,068 In the end, your body's vital organs will completely shut down. 335 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,560 It's like something inside you 336 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,988 is causing a total system failure. 337 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,660 I don't get it. 338 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,204 We help save their skinny asses from the replicators, 339 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,707 and as athanks, they shrink me and leave me to die. 340 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,794 We're exploring every option we have, colonel. 341 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,171 We just need you to hang in there. 342 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,347 Thanks for coming. I'm sure it will help coming directly from you. 343 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:42,223 How are Mark and the kids? 344 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,891 Good. Great. The kids are great. 345 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,768 I'll tell them you said hi. 346 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:55,319 I'm sorry. 347 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,197 Sam told me what was going on, but... 348 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,660 What could anyone possibly hope to gain from this? 349 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:06,205 Can we just get on with it? 350 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,708 I'm not getting any younger. 351 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,459 Well, as itold Sam, 352 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,670 our options are pretty limited. 353 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,603 You come all this way justto say goodbye? 354 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:18,217 Atthis point, I'm here to recommend we put you in stasis 355 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,511 until we better understand your condition. 356 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,220 You want to freeze me. 357 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:25,683 Colonel, we're not talking about cryogenics as we know it here on earth. 358 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,852 The risk involved is minimal. 359 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:31,939 Yeah, well, I've been down this road with the tok'ra before. 360 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:32,815 No offense, Jacob, 361 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,152 but the lasttime you guys helped me out of a jam, 362 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,612 I ended up rescuing an old girlfriend 363 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,281 I'd never met before. 364 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,533 We would never subject you to another blending 365 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,161 without your express permission. 366 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:45,953 Good, 367 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,330 because it's never going to happen. 368 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,001 No pressure, Jack, 369 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,128 butyou need to make a decision. 370 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,338 We have a team standing by, 371 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,132 but if you wait too long, 372 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,510 we may not be able to reverse the cellular breakdown. 373 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,889 Colonel, please. 374 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,563 It's your choice, Jack. 375 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,400 Can I have five minutes to think about it? 376 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,195 You can have 10, colonel. 377 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,209 Do you think he'll do it? 378 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,210 If I have to drag the little tyke 379 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,854 kicking and screaming through the gate myself. 380 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,881 I didn't come all the way to watch him die like this. 381 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:48,474 We've a security breach. Level 25, guest quarters. 382 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,153 Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. 383 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,644 Security teams have swept the base 384 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,254 three times in the past six hours, 385 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,672 inside and out. 386 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:20,589 They found nothing. 387 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,734 I think it's safe to assume he's no longer here. 388 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,261 Colonel O'Neill knows the sgc as well as anyone. 389 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,393 If he wanted a way out, I'm sure he'd find one. 390 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,266 Well, I've notified state and local authorities. 391 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:31,785 With any luck, they'll find him soon. 392 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:35,437 Sir, there's something you all need to see. 393 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,357 Go on home, kid, before I call the cops. 394 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,985 It's a school night, for crying out loud. 395 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,279 Okay, how about lite beer? 396 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,031 Give me a break. 397 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,378 Harley? 398 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:02,964 Excuse me? 399 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,341 Yeah, Harlan Beck. 400 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,720 You served in operation proven force out of incirlik, right? 401 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:12,224 Yeah, during the Gulf. How'd you know that, kid? 402 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,726 What are you, kidding? 403 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,394 I ran... 404 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:19,481 I mean... 405 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,152 My uncle knew a lieutenant Beck from the war. 406 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:25,404 Yeah, said he was a Stan d—up guy. 407 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,407 Flew an ac—130 gunship over Baghdad. 408 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:32,786 Well, then your uncle had to be in the special ops. 409 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,330 Yeah, he was. 410 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,415 Colonel Jack O'Neill? 411 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,419 You're Jack O'Neill's nephew? 412 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,130 I didn't know he had a sibling. 413 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,634 Well... used to. 414 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:50,554 Yeah, uncle Jack's been like a father to me... 415 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,890 You know, since my folks died. 416 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:58,312 So how's old Jack doing, anyway? 417 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,190 Uh, he's fine, 418 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,525 and he's notthat old, either. 419 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,360 Well, tell him... 420 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,988 Tell him Harley said to watch his six. 421 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,950 Hey, yeah, uh... 422 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,242 Speaking of six. 423 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:16,121 Look... seeing as how you know my uncle and all, 424 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:19,959 you think you could do me a little favor? 425 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,829 Selmak has had a chance to digest 426 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,654 some of the DNA test results we've been collecting, 427 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:35,182 and it seems colonel O'Neill's condition isn't what we first thought. 428 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:35,975 He isn't dying? 429 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,811 He is dying, but we think we know the cause. 430 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,063 When we first compared his DNA samples 431 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,024 to the ones we had on file, the match was almost perfect. 432 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,777 Almost. You said there was a tiny abnormality. 433 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,614 That's right. Selmak thinks he knows why. 434 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,492 This is not colonel O'Neill. 435 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,118 But... 436 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,870 He's a clone. 437 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:09,508 I see. Keep me informed. 438 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,305 No word yet on... 439 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,685 What exactly do we call him at this point? 440 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,439 Duplicate O'Neill? 441 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,190 Sir, we think we have a clearer idea 442 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,401 of what might be going on. 443 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:28,318 Please, enlighten me. 444 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,921 We know the asgard clone themselves. 445 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,423 Their very existence depends on their ability 446 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,991 to clone their bodies andthen transfer their consciousness 447 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:34,825 from one to the next. 448 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:36,994 Butthey suffer from grave medical conditions 449 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,596 due to thousands of years of cloning. 450 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,724 Which will ultimately lead to the fall of their civilization 451 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,868 if they can't solve the problem of diminishing returns 452 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,668 in their cloning technology. 453 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,463 What does this have to do with colonel O'Neill? 454 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:51,300 We had the abductees' DNA that Teal'c and I interviewed 455 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,552 scanned for the same abnormalities as... 456 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:54,844 Duplicate O'Neill. 457 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,598 As far as we can tell, none of them are clones. 458 00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,057 Which means? 459 00:25:59,141 --> 00:25:59,475 Well, in all likelihood, 460 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,567 the asgard responsible tookthe original people 461 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,437 and replaced them with duplicates 462 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:04,271 so as not to arouse suspicion. 463 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,603 They studied the originals, then switched them back. 464 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:11,528 You thinkwhoever took the real colonel O'Neill is going to return him? 465 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,572 It's all we've got, sir. 466 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:14,364 We're hoping the fact 467 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,785 that colonel O'Neill's clone didn't fully mature is a mistake. 468 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,117 What makes you think that? 469 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,497 The previous actions of the asgard responsible 470 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,415 indicate his desire to remain covert. 471 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,310 Jack's clone's condition is a dead giveaway. 472 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,934 So it's a good bet the asgard doesn't even know there's a problem, 473 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,606 or else he would have tried to fix it. 474 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:33,008 Well, they'll figure it out when they try to switch him back. 475 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,300 If th ey try to switch. 476 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:36,624 Are you saying if we don't track down the young duplicate 477 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,564 we may not get the real colonel O'Neill back? 478 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:43,268 Well, no. We're sure the asgard would be able to find him if he wants. 479 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,600 That's not the real issue. 480 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,563 We wish to apprehend the asgard responsible. 481 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,983 Intercepting the next switch may be our only shot. 482 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:53,820 Hammond. 483 00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,064 General Hammond, sir. 484 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,424 I have a lieutenant—colonel Beck 485 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,992 from the 10th air base wing at the air force academy 486 00:26:59,284 --> 00:26:59,785 on the line for you. 487 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,538 He says it has to do with colonel O'Neill. 488 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,123 Patch him th rough. 489 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,666 Yes, sir. 490 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:21,473 Unless you brought beer, that's close enough. 491 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,229 Colonel, we need you to come back with us. 492 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:28,939 How did you find me? 493 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:34,403 A lieutenant—colonel Beck called general Hammond and placed you in the area. 494 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,255 A man from whom you recently bought bait 495 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,823 said he recommended this river. 496 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,275 Tell Jacob thanks for trying, 497 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,577 but I'm not interested in the deep—freeze deal. 498 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,749 Look, we're not here to take you to the tok' ra. 499 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,581 There may not be much time. 500 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,583 Never is, is there? 501 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,251 Okay, well... 502 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:52,171 There's no easy way to tell you this, 503 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:55,090 so Sam's just going to come right out and say it. 504 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:57,718 Well, sir... 505 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:01,388 As you know, the asgard depend on a cloning technology—... 506 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,932 Oh, for crying out loud. 507 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:07,144 You have been cloned, O'Neill. 508 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:08,395 What? 509 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:12,399 We think the asgard took the real you and made a copy, 510 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,319 and an unstable one, at that. 511 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,529 The real me? 512 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,616 Yeah. The original. 513 00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:23,619 That's not your real anything. 514 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:25,704 I'm... I'm sorry. 515 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,210 Where's the original? 516 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:34,046 Well, that's what we hope to find out, 517 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,381 but we need your help 518 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:45,033 We've calculated approximately 519 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,516 a seven—day gap between abductions, 520 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,061 which puts us at tonight. 521 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:52,022 This plan sucks. 522 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:57,736 Look, I know you don'tthink I am who I am, 523 00:28:58,028 --> 00:29:02,074 but as far as I'm concerned, I am... 524 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,285 Who I am. 525 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,663 The switch is the only chance we have 526 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,665 of capturing whoever's behind this. 527 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:12,376 What about the fact thatthis body is dying? 528 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:13,085 I mean, has anyone 529 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,921 even thought aboutthat for a second? 530 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,678 Oh... I see. 531 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:26,515 You don't care as long as you get the original back. 532 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,187 We just... we don't know what else to do for you. 533 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:35,315 Perhaps the asgard responsible can correct his mistake. 534 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,943 Fine, give me a 9—mil. I'll get it out of the sucker. 535 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,696 We don't know who or what we might be facing yet. 536 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,990 Exactly why you can't just use me as bait 537 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,701 and hang me outto dry? 538 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:49,955 You're never going to intercept one of those asgard beams. 539 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:53,709 The only chance you have of capturing this guy 540 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,252 is me. 541 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,507 Come on. 542 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:05,804 A zat gun. 543 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,850 Thank you, sir. 544 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:21,820 Carter, you still got your ears on? 545 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:23,822 Yes, sir. 546 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,741 Daniel, Teal'c? 547 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:28,493 Everything appears to be normal, O'Neill. 548 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:29,785 Yeah? Not to me. 549 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,039 You want to go over the instructions I gave you again? 550 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,792 Don't worry, Carter. I'm sure I'll figure it out. 551 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:52,017 Colonel, you all right? 552 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,394 Jack! 553 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,355 Jack! 554 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,190 O'Neill. 555 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:11,328 What are you all doing in my bedroom? 556 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,382 Hello. 557 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,801 Do not be afraid. 558 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,155 I assume this is important? 559 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,907 Just a little, sir. 560 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,295 Okay... 561 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,132 Wrong console. 562 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:13,890 Far right Jewel thingy... up 563 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:17,685 uh, and 3:00. 564 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,355 Yeah, I was having the weirdest dream—... 565 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,319 You see, Carter? 566 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,947 Told you it was no problem. 567 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,792 What's going on? 568 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:43,669 Wow. 569 00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:47,340 You know, I'm really much taller than ithink. 570 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,929 Carter? 571 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,599 Colonel O'Neill, meet... 572 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,726 Colonel O'Neill. 573 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,899 What's going on? 574 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:05,901 We're pretty sure this asgard over here 575 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:09,696 kidnapped you and attempted to replace you with a clone. 576 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:13,325 How long was I asleep? 577 00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:15,160 Seven days. 578 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,828 It's a record. 579 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,413 So you're... 580 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:19,706 Me. You. 581 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:20,998 Yeah. 582 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,959 Believe me, if you think it's weird, 583 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,712 imagine how I feel being the copy. 584 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,676 He is awakened. 585 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:40,936 What's happening? 586 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,188 We were hoping you could tell us. 587 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,941 No. No. No. This is all wrong. 588 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,400 H ey! 589 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:50,779 I'll tell you what's wrong. 590 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:53,949 I just woke up, haven't had coffee, 591 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:55,384 let alone a pee in seven days, 592 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:59,037 and I find outyou stole my ass and made a... 593 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,331 Mini—me. 594 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:10,507 Carter, I should be irked currently, yes? 595 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,051 Yes, iwould be. 596 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,640 Why don't you tell us who you are? 597 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:20,225 Loki. 598 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:23,770 According to norse mythology, that's the god of mischief. 599 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,982 What did you want with colonel O'Neill? 600 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,442 I have nothing more to say to any of you. 601 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:29,943 H ey! 602 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:33,280 We just saved your flat little white asses from the replicators. 603 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:34,612 This is the thanks we get? 604 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,950 Hey, at least you're going to live. 605 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,452 What? 606 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:40,579 Maybe you're a little put out, 607 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:44,249 butthis guy didn't hit all the right buttons on the xerox. 608 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:50,964 This body is going to fall apart if he doesn't fix me. 609 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:56,136 I cannot. All the clones suffer the same fate. 610 00:34:56,886 --> 00:35:00,682 Okay, I'm going back to my original question. 611 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,851 What's going on? 612 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,476 I am a scientist, 613 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:08,273 a former geneticist with the asgard ruling council. 614 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:09,149 Former? 615 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,650 I was stripped of my stature 616 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,102 after I was caught performing 617 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,404 unsanctioned experiments on humans. 618 00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,489 What, you've got sanction ed ones? 619 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,951 I merely had the courage to do what was necessary 620 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,162 to advance our cloning technology. 621 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,163 Instead of "cou rag e," 622 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,040 some might call it a lack of morality. 623 00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:29,794 Our population cannot withstand the duplication process for much longer. 624 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:32,047 How can experimenting on humans change that? 625 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:37,093 Your bodies are similar to our original form thousands of years ago. 626 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:40,055 Using your physical makeup as atemplate, 627 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,107 I had hoped to find away to construct a clone 628 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:46,394 that could contain our massively superior intellect. 629 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,521 My research was unsuccessful. 630 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,191 So much for massively superior intellect. 631 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,193 I was going to say that. 632 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,903 I was going to say 633 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:55,695 it was unsuccessful 634 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,947 prior to my being caught and banished. 635 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,717 I would have found whati needed eventually. 636 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:03,411 Why risk coming back here and breaking the law after 19 years? 637 00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:09,084 Because ithought he was the one. 638 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,252 Me? Me? 639 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:15,924 I believed his genetic code contained the key. 640 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,300 Mine? Mine? 641 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:18,218 Stop it. 642 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,095 He was physiologically advanced enough 643 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,180 to carry and utilize all the data 644 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:24,766 from the ancients' repository of knowledge. 645 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:26,098 That would not be possible 646 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,061 for any human one generation ago. 647 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:31,606 He is a significant step forward on your evolutionary path. 648 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:34,109 You just found this out recently? 649 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:37,570 I learned about it when all the asgard did. 650 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,114 O'Neill is legendary. 651 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:42,117 Most recently, the asgard fleet has been distracted 652 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:43,827 by the war with the replicators, 653 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,038 and the subsequent relocation of our people. 654 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:51,626 So you took the opportunity when no one was looking to sneak back here. 655 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:54,295 I do not regret my actions. 656 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,214 I am trying to save my people. 657 00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:59,134 Look, I know this isn't all about me, 658 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:03,346 but come on, seriously, I'm dying here. 659 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,432 I cannot reverse your fate, 660 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:06,224 nor can I explain 661 00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,435 why you did not mature to the proper age 662 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:09,227 as you should have. 663 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:13,481 Well, easy to see why they kicked you out of the science club. 664 00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:16,234 All right, I've heard enough. 665 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,572 Carter... 666 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:25,034 Can you call Thor on this thing? 667 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:26,911 Please, do not. 668 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:30,790 We've already tried contacting the asgard a number of times. 669 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,960 You know, you'd think if Thor knew about this... 670 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,045 Okay, pretty sure that's it. 671 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,310 All right, how long are we go—... 672 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,855 You all right? 673 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,318 Actually, no. 674 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:01,488 What do we do if Thor doesn't show up? 675 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,366 Never mind. 676 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:08,703 Well, it's about time. 677 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,290 I apologize for not coming sooner. 678 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:14,667 Loki, what have you done? 679 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:19,172 Yeah, it seems he's been playing Dr. Moreau behind your back. 680 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,800 Yes, Dr. Moreau. 681 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,091 You know why I am here. 682 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:26,679 You should have known O'Neill's genetic coding was safeguarded 683 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,556 for his own protection. 684 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,266 Excuse me? 685 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,810 A marker was placed in your DNA 686 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:35,647 to prevent any attempts at genetic manipulation. 687 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:38,024 The abnormality. 688 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,235 That's why the clone didn't mature. 689 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:44,239 Yes. Loki will be punished for his actions. 690 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:45,731 Is ittrue that colonel O'Neill 691 00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:48,368 is the keyto solving your cloning problems? 692 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:50,328 No. 693 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,539 But I thought I was advanced. 694 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,290 Indeed you are, O'Neill. 695 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,960 But our scientists have already determined 696 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,003 that while you are an important step forward 697 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:00,335 in the evolutionary chain, 698 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:03,258 the missing link we have been searching for 699 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,260 still eludes us. 700 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:06,552 I'm sorry. 701 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,513 Again, I apologize 702 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:11,015 for any inconvenience loki may have caused. 703 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,184 Yeah, that's what I'd call it. 704 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:14,352 Unfortunately, 705 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:18,231 the eventual genetic breakdown of the clone 706 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,190 is not my doing, 707 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:22,151 but rather a result of loki's inept methods. 708 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:26,364 There was no need for the clones to survive. 709 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:36,374 Look, Thor, 710 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,835 is there anything you can do for him? 711 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:41,212 The whining's starting to grate. 712 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,632 You wish your clone to live? 713 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,385 You can't just let me die. 714 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,974 He's just a kid. 715 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:55,393 Are you certain, O'Neill? 716 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,815 I'm thinking. 717 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:05,485 Yeah. 718 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:06,612 Very well. 719 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:09,407 I will attempt to repair his DNA. 720 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:11,158 If successful, 721 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:15,622 he should continue to mature at a normal human rate. 722 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:25,924 Thanks. 723 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,458 You sure about this? 724 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,586 I've thought a lot about it. 725 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:07,590 You know, you... m e... 726 00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:12,220 I mean, we never really did embrace high school. 727 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:18,810 I don't know. Haven't you ever just wanted to go back and do it all over, 728 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,521 I mean, especially with all you know now? 729 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:26,734 No. 730 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:31,739 Well, from here on in, you and me are different, 731 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,493 which is why I'm going to do this. 732 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,249 Hey, listen, 733 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:42,709 do me a favor, huh? 734 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,421 Don't worry, I wasn't going to keep in touch. 735 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,548 Yeah, it'd just be a little—... 736 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,091 Weird. 737 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,926 Weird, yeah. 738 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:53,344 Yeah. 739 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,431 But look, if you need anything, just, you know... 740 00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,766 The air force has set me up. 741 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,810 I'll be fine. 742 00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:02,854 You're sure about this? 743 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,523 I mean, it's high school. 744 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:12,905 Yes... 745 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,700 Go forth, young man.