1 00:00:00,292 --> 00:00:05,839 How about Monday morning? No, I have athing with someone from c.I.A., 2 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,008 uh, Johnson someone or other. 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,927 It's about that whole Kinsey thing. 4 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,970 So, any big plans for the weekend? 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,973 Oh, yeah. Big. Huge! 6 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,683 Yeah. Me neither. 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:17,518 What are you talking about? 8 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,787 I just walked in with awhole handful of ingredients 9 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,271 for my world famous omelet. 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,941 World famous, huh? What's in it? 11 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:24,775 Eggs. 12 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:28,987 I don'tthink that that actually qualifies as a recipe. 13 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,948 Oh, don't kid yourself. 14 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,342 There's a secret ingredient. 15 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,244 I can't tell you what it is, or I'd have to shoot you. 16 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,079 It's beer, isn't it? 17 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,164 Carter—— (bang) 18 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:46,046 Let me call you back. I knew it. 19 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,132 Hello. 20 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,468 You're Jack O'Neill. 21 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,427 Yes. 22 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,514 Here's a better question—— Who are you? 23 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,975 That doesn't matter... To anyone. 24 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,769 All you need to know is... 25 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,021 You ruined my life. 26 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,959 We should have gotten here earlier, 27 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,311 when the real deals were still available. 28 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,396 Honey, it's 7:00 am. 29 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:28,731 Joe, start over there 30 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,983 and see if you can find a lamp 31 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,444 that would work in the TV room. 32 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,198 Oh, my lord, look! 33 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,910 They have those old English tea tins. 34 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:11,024 Security breached. 35 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,776 They just got corridor c9 open. 36 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,903 All right. Let's go. 37 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,550 Excuse me. 38 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,136 How much? 39 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,013 So, there's this fella who walks into a bar, 40 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,391 and he sees an ape sitting there... 41 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:49,938 Sorry, no, he sees a gorilla. That's it. Right. 42 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,149 There's this gorilla sitting there 43 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,151 drinking a coke. 44 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,071 So he says to the bartender, 45 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,700 "hey, what's with the gorilla drinking that drink?" 46 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:07,330 Well, the barten der says, "yeah, that ape usually orders a coke." 47 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,627 I mean, a beer. He usually orders a beer. 48 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,199 Boss, is it an ape or a gorilla? 49 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,482 'Cause they're completely different species, you know. 50 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,174 It doesn't matter. 51 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,946 It could be a monkey. The point is—... 52 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:19,760 The point is, Joe, 53 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,970 it's a good thing you can cut hair. 54 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,764 (Chuckling) 55 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,642 Are we about done here? 56 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,478 All set. 57 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,189 Because someone somewhere out there 58 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,499 needs themselves a new car—... 59 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,151 Whether they know it or not, you know whati mean? 60 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:40,071 I feel the power to sell moving through me today! 61 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,783 Boys... it's been a slice. 62 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,074 Thanks, Fred. 63 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,911 See you, Fred. 64 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,797 Bow down now. 65 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,966 Show your reverence for my son... 66 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:07,390 The mighty warrior klorel. 67 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,020 Hail apophis. 68 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,373 Oh, we are reading the best book 69 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,665 in book club this week. 70 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,252 It's called the heart of a woman. 71 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,546 It is such a powerful story. 72 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,464 Oh, every time ithink about it—... 73 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:40,966 You want to hear a story? 74 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,276 Oh, sure, dear. I'm sorry. 75 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,261 What happened to you today at the shop? 76 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,137 No, it's not work related. 77 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,931 I have a story. What do you mean? 78 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,267 You know, like in those books you read, 79 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,768 only different. 80 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,604 Okay, sure. 81 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:59,317 It's about ateam of adventurers known as sg—I. 82 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,278 Th ey travel to other plan ets 83 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,823 through an alien device known as a Stargate. 84 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:09,160 Their leader is the fearless colonel Jack o'—... 85 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,496 O'Neill, prepare yourself for—... 86 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,373 Ah! 87 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,209 Extreme deceleration. 88 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,920 Yeah. Than ks, Teal'c. 89 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,760 (Klorel): You get to see your home 90 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,804 one last time... 91 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,472 Before you 92 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,309 and everyone on your planet 93 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,394 are destroyed, 94 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,313 andyour kind 95 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,983 will disturb the Goa'uld no more. 96 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,408 So who are the Goa'uld again? 97 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:49,700 The bad guys. 98 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,995 And this... "Skaara" character? 99 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,580 Yeah, I thought you said 100 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,332 his name was klorel. 101 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,167 I know it's a little complicated. 102 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:57,918 Just wait. 103 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,337 I haven't gotten to the good part yet. 104 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,172 Skaara! 105 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,397 Aw, skaara... 106 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,274 I'm sorry. 107 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,984 That's it? 108 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,361 I think so. 109 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:25,362 For now, anyways. 110 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,530 What happens to earth? 111 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:28,365 I don't know. 112 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,992 I mean, I haven't figured that part out yet. 113 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,564 Well, you got to finish it, dad. 114 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,080 You can't just end a story in the middle. 115 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,706 I tell you what—... 116 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,291 You get all your chores done, 117 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,460 and I'll finish the story tomorrow. 118 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:41,461 Chores? 119 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,755 What are we, amish? 120 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,465 An dy! 121 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,718 Go do your homework. 122 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,475 He's gotten so precocious. 123 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,520 You hated it, didn'tyou? 124 00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,396 Well, you know 125 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,773 I'm notthe biggest science—fiction fan, 126 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,149 but, no, no... 127 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:07,028 It was... it was just... So detailed. 128 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,197 How did you come up with it? 129 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,408 Honestly, I don't know. I—... 130 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,327 It just sort of popped into my head. 131 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,496 That's amazing, really. 132 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,667 What didn't you like about it? 133 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,419 Don't get me wrong. It was exciting. 134 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,421 It's just that personally, I like stories 135 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,506 that are more about interpersonal relations, 136 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,718 and a little less to do with things blowing up. 137 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:34,514 A giant fireball in the night sky! 138 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,020 You say these folks are a military unit? 139 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,188 Yeah, they're part of the us. Air force. 140 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,442 But they travel to other plan ets. 141 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:46,734 Th rough the Stargate. 142 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,653 Which is a time—travel machine? 143 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,573 It's an alien device that creates a stable wormhole, 144 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,659 allowing instantaneous travel to other worlds. 145 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,453 Time has nothing to do with it. 146 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:57,996 Boss, a question. 147 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,414 Uh, these... 148 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,290 Goo—old—... 149 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,708 (Enunciating): Goa'uld. 150 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,209 Goah—old. 151 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,501 Goa'uld. 152 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,463 Never mind. The bad guys, 153 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,435 you said they've got snakes in their heads? 154 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:08,923 Symbiotes, yes. 155 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,468 And what about the fellas with the ones in their bellies? 156 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,862 They're different. They're called Jaffa. 157 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,972 They incubate the symbiotes till they're ready for implantation. 158 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,767 Now, you see, Joe, that's confusing. 159 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:19,684 He's right, boss. 160 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,352 I mean, why can't there be 161 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,103 just one kind of bad guy? 162 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,273 You know, snake goes in the head, makes them evil, the end. 163 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,751 You could call 'em "the snake people." 164 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,484 Yeah, "snake people" is good. 165 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,256 They're not called "the snake people," 166 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,112 they're called the Goa'uld, 167 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,989 and the Jaffa aren't bad guys, 168 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,491 they're enslaved warriors 169 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:35,492 who mistakenly believe 170 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:36,493 that the Goa'uld are their gods, 171 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,454 and it's not confusing, it's complex! 172 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,333 Um... 173 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,542 Edge of my seat. 174 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,587 The whole time. 175 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,859 (Operator): United States air force. 176 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:52,963 How may I direct your call? 177 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:57,055 Uh, hi, I'm trying to reach one of your officers, 178 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,767 a colonel Jack O'Neill. 179 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:01,601 Two "I" s. 180 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,394 May I have your name, please, 181 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:04,979 and the nature of your call? 182 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,271 My name? 183 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,024 Yes, please. 184 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,693 Uh, right, right, of course. 185 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,321 My name is Joe... Smith. 186 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,532 Listen, I realize colonel O'Neill 187 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,533 is probably unavailable, 188 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,702 off on some important mission somewhere, but... 189 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,371 I know this is an odd request. 190 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,205 I mean, I don't know 191 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,916 if you know colonel O'Neill personally, but... 192 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,252 Could you describe him to me? 193 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,255 You know, height, weight, shoe size, 194 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,549 sense of humor, that sort of thing. 195 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,884 I really can't do that, sir. 196 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,555 Oh. Of course. Sure. National security. 197 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,557 Now, am I understanding correctly 198 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,811 thatthere really is a colonel Jack O'Neill 199 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:45,812 in the air force? 200 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,315 Is there a message you would like to leave for him, sir? 201 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,110 That's fine. Thank you. 202 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,620 So, in the end, 203 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,666 rya'c was freed from apophis' control. 204 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,878 Teal'c, drey'auc, an d rya'c 205 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,588 were once again a family. 206 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,507 Butteal'c is still going back to Stargate command 207 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,051 to fight for the freedom of the Jaffa? 208 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:17,760 Yes, of course. 209 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,762 He's going to take drey'auc and rya'c 210 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,282 to a place where they'll be safe. 211 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:25,268 So, the Goa'uld won't put any more bombs in rya'c's teeth? 212 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,603 That's right. 213 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,688 Now, go to sleep 214 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,692 cool story, dad. 215 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:52,170 Joe, where do you get these ideas you've had lately? 216 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:53,795 I don't know. 217 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,924 Fully formed ideas, plots, characters—... 218 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,216 Just like that? 219 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,552 They just appear in your head? 220 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,137 Basically. 221 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,143 Why are you looking at me like that? 222 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:11,231 I thinkyou've gotten in touch with your dormant creativity, 223 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,651 accessed your wellspring of imagination. 224 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:15,443 What? 225 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,575 I've read about this happening to other people. 226 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,865 You're opening yourself up to your inner muse. 227 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,867 My inner muse? 228 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,078 It's your midlife crisis. 229 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:25,787 It is? 230 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,479 Except instead of chasing your youth 231 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,667 by buying a sports car or going hang gliding, 232 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:35,171 you're seeking immortality through creativity. 233 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,673 We can't afford a sports car. 234 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,424 Honey, it's a good thing. 235 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,092 Especially if it means 236 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,470 you're not going to have an affair with a younger woman. 237 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,351 (Man): Wait a second, wait a second... 238 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,662 You said Teal'c put his face 239 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,061 up to that head—grabber thing 240 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,106 before O'Neill. Why didn't he get grabbed first? 241 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,023 Guys, itold you. 242 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,651 Save your questions until I finish. 243 00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,697 Now, what was left of colonel O'Neill's mind 244 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,783 managed to dial a gate address... 245 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:07,870 One they had never dialed before. 246 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,219 The asgard? 247 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,711 Those little gray guys. Right. 248 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,848 Shut up and let him finish, Bert. 249 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:35,773 And I don't want to sound ungrateful, 250 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,443 because I really, really appreciate 251 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,237 you getting all that stuff out of my head... 252 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,785 But you folks should understand... 253 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,832 That we're out there now. 254 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,752 We might not be ready 255 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,587 for a lot of this stuff, 256 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,840 but we're doing the best we can. 257 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,237 You have already taken the first steps 258 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,741 towards becoming the fifth race. 259 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,598 Well, what about the furlings? 260 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,022 Are we ever going to hear aboutthem? 261 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:34,791 Oh, of course. 262 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,877 I'm sure we'll——we'll hear lots of stories about them. 263 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,216 I mean, I'll make one up 264 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,470 furlings. They sound cute. 265 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,430 Like ewoks. 266 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:00,900 Andy, finish up, 267 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,444 or you're going to miss your bus, sweetie. 268 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,029 Morning. Good morning. 269 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,921 An d I want that lawn done today, mister. 270 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,826 It looks like a wheat field's growing in our backyard. 271 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,786 After school, mom, I promise. 272 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,080 Son, you get that lawn finished, 273 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,833 and I'll tell you all about the ree'tou. 274 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,251 Cool! 275 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,004 See you, mom. See you, dad. 276 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,385 The ree'tou? 277 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,971 Foothold situation at th e sgc. 278 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,706 Joe, don't take this the wrong way, 279 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,726 but maybe you should cut back on the storytelling a bit. 280 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,311 Why? Nothing, it's just... 281 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,773 Well, I've heard a few comments from people in town. 282 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:41,482 People? What people? 283 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,236 Not everyone wants to hear about Jack O'Neill and sg—I 284 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,363 every time they come in for a haircut. 285 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,490 They like hearing my stories. 286 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,868 Maybe they're just being polite, dear, 287 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,328 and it's not just at the shop. 288 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,620 Sam at the drugstore 289 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,372 said you talk his ear off 290 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,749 everytime you're there, and marjory at the bank, 291 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,144 and Lenny at the gas station. 292 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:03,880 Sharlene, you were the one who told me to follow my muse. 293 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,214 Now you want me to stop? 294 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,967 What if you write them down? 295 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,304 You mean like a... writer? 296 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,013 Putthem on paper. 297 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,599 You can have them there in the shop, like the magazines. 298 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,186 That way, if people want to read them, they can. 299 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,247 Sir, the timing has to be exact. 300 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,248 Just a few more seconds. 301 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,001 It's going to have to be close enough. Go! 302 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,767 "Young lieutenant Hammond... 303 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,103 "Faced a tough decision. 304 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:06,526 "Yet the strange foursome hardly seemed 305 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,569 like Soviet spies." 306 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,739 Honey, it's 3:00 in the morning. Come to bed. 307 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,324 Just let me finish this story. 308 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,952 That's what you said last night, and the night before that. 309 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,954 You've got to get up in four hours. 310 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,473 How are you going to cut people's hair 311 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,874 if you're dead on your feet all day? 312 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,169 Joe? 313 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,046 In a minute. 314 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:42,895 (Joe): "They embraced, 315 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,856 "and he looked into her eyes one last time. 316 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,068 "He walked away with sadness in his heart, 317 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,360 "and she watched him go, 318 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,989 "wondering if she would ever see him again. 319 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,281 The en d." 320 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,284 (Woman): That poor woman. 321 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,619 Do you think... 322 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,830 (Sniffing): She was with child? 323 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,083 You'll just have to wait until the sequel. 324 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,793 You gotto be kidding me. 325 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,795 What? I got something in my eye. 326 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,798 Oh, you're such a softy. 327 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,090 (Sniffing) 328 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,218 See you tonight, honey. 329 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,177 Bye. 330 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,178 Bye, Cindy. 331 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,264 (Doorbell dings) 332 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,642 Morning, boys. Hey, Calvin. 333 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,334 Joe, looks like you got some letters 334 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,022 from those magazines in New York. 335 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,494 "Thank you for your submission. 336 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,080 Unfortunately..." blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... 337 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,042 "Thank you for your interest. Best of luck in the future." 338 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:46,834 See, I'm not sure 339 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,836 you should've sent in this one about Seth. 340 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,208 It wasn't one of your best. 341 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,839 They rejected "hathor?" 342 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,966 But it was gold! 343 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,060 Dad. I'm writing! 344 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,895 Seriously, you've got to see this. 345 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,649 (Television): Prepare for an extreme adventure—... 346 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,776 What? 347 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,361 Check it out. 348 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,946 (Theme music playing) 349 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,494 Four excellent heroes 350 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,830 in an extraordinary new sci—fi series, 351 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,166 starring Nick marlowe as the wry colonel danning. 352 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:32,171 As a matter of fact, it does say "colonel" on my uniform. 353 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,676 There's no such thing as original thought anymore. 354 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,551 We're all just regurgitating 355 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,346 the same old ideas over and over again, 356 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:41,222 boiling them down 357 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,974 to a giant melting pot of mediocrity. 358 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,936 Introducing Douglas Anders as grell. 359 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,194 Wormhole x—treme—— Coming this fall. 360 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,114 They stole my idea. 361 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,416 (Fred): Hey, whatever happened to that lawsuit 362 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,286 you guys had against, uh... 363 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,788 What was that show called? 364 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,081 "Wormhole x—treme." 365 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,458 Nah, it was canceled only after one episode. 366 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,793 Bad ratings. 367 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,797 I liked it. Not as much as your stories, boss. 368 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,717 Actually, I have a new one. 369 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,802 Just came to me last night. 370 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:23,222 Sg—I finds outthere's a giant asteroid 371 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,140 h eaded toward earth—... 372 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,684 I saw the movie. Hits Paris. 373 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,144 Nah, this is different. 374 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,187 It starts when this amateur astronomer—... 375 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,479 Uh, actually, Joe, 376 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,107 if it's all right with you, 377 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,817 I'm not really in the mood. 378 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:35,651 Oh, come on, now. 379 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,279 Don't you want to know how sg—I stops it? 380 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,196 Here, I'll just tell you—... 381 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,158 Major Carter is able to expand the hyperspace window 382 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,243 from the cargo ship until it surrounds—... 383 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,161 Look, no offense, 384 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,829 but how many times can these folks 385 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,248 save the world from apophis? 386 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,625 What's it up to now, five, six times? 387 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,170 (Joe): This story is about Anubis. Apophis is dead. 388 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,464 What's the diff? You know what I'm saying? 389 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,983 It's getting a little repetitive. 390 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,009 I mean, come on now. There must be other things 391 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,762 we can talk about besides sg—I. 392 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,269 You guys play golf? 393 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,106 (Computer keys clacking) 394 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,780 Joe, I need to talk to you. 395 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,782 Just a second, honey. I'm in the zone. 396 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,159 Honey, stop typing. Writing. 397 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,535 Please. 398 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,162 What's up? 399 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,206 I want you to stop. 400 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,874 I just did. 401 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,752 I mean permanently. 402 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:35,544 What? 403 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,047 I've been going over our bills—... 404 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:38,881 Sharlene... 405 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,549 Joe, you closed the shop early 406 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,469 three times this week to come home and write. 407 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:44,761 I closed the shop 408 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,472 because business has been slow. 409 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:47,991 And you don't see the connection? 410 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,226 Don't worry, once I get a few stories published, 411 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:53,270 land an agent, things'll get better. 412 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,987 326. 413 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,949 That's how many rejection letters you've received. 414 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,284 You only need one "yes." 415 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,161 They're not reading them anymore. 416 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,455 Just sending them back unopened. 417 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,082 Bert and gordie like them. 418 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:13,833 They work for you. 419 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,751 What else are they going to say? 420 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,283 You haven't even read them all. 421 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,257 I read "holida," "the light," "the sentinel." 422 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,509 Okay, I admit those may have been 423 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:24,426 a few small missteps, 424 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,304 but on the whole, they're getting better, aren't they? 425 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,180 I don't know. 426 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,516 Well, what do you think the problem is? Tell me. 427 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,268 Maybe I can fix it. 428 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,144 Well, for one, it seems to me 429 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,357 like the team interaction isn't what it used to be in the beginning. 430 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,276 You hate them all? 431 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:41,568 No, I don't. 432 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,363 I hate what this is doing to you. 433 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,949 You really want me to stop? 434 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:50,035 Joe, how can this really be more important 435 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,162 than your livelihood? 436 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,331 Than your family? 437 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:58,419 Honestly, sharlene, I don'tthink I can stop. 438 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,005 Why not? 439 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,799 These stories... 440 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,593 I think... 441 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,637 Think? You think what? 442 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,682 I think they're real, sharlene. 443 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,603 I'm not making them up 444 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,147 they're happening... somewhere. 445 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,317 I can see them, and it's because of the stone. 446 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,318 Oh, Joe. 447 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,610 I can't explain it. 448 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:24,320 Somehow I think 449 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,323 it allows me to see these incredible things. 450 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,742 Thatyou believe are really happening? 451 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,994 Yes. Here. Try it. 452 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,663 Where is it? 453 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,415 Joe... 454 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,292 Did you take it? 455 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,170 Sharlen e... What'd you do with it? 456 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:42,421 Sharlen e! 457 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,799 (Yelling): What have you done with my stone? 458 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,095 It was for your own good! 459 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,307 Whoa. 460 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,352 Has he totally lost it or what? 461 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,773 Joe, please... you need help 462 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,692 son... 463 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,424 If you know where it is, justtell me. 464 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,113 I'm not mad. I just need my stone. 465 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,031 Mom? 466 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,450 You leave him out of this. 467 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,494 Joe, please! 468 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,704 You're scaring us. 469 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,264 Yes! 470 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,476 Where are you going? 471 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,478 I don't know. 472 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:54,994 (Monitor beeping) 473 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,204 No! 474 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:01,125 (Sobbing): He can't be gone. 475 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,505 He's dead. 476 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,509 (Sobbing) 477 00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,095 Daniel's dead. 478 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,270 He can't be gone. 479 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:33,032 Gordie, you're wearing out the floor. 480 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,451 Calvin. 481 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,286 Gentlemen. 482 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,622 Slow day? 483 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,042 What have you got, Calvin? 484 00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:44,293 Looks like a stack of bills 485 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,838 and a couple more letters from those magazines. 486 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,006 Toss them. 487 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:53,302 There's, uh, also another letter here 488 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,054 from the air force. 489 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,515 You read it. 490 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:07,941 "Dear Mr. Spencer... 491 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:08,901 "Regarding your request 492 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,320 "to meet with colonel Jack O'Neill, 493 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:15,407 we regret to in form you that..." 494 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,745 Hey, Joe... 495 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,331 If you're so sure this is all real, 496 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:23,767 then why don't you follow it up 497 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,584 with more than just letters? 498 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:26,794 Call them up 499 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,813 tell them what you know. If it really is true—... 500 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,882 Are you kidding? I'd disappear in a heartbeat. 501 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:33,300 You think? Believe me, 502 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,595 if the government didn't get me, n.I.D. Is sure to. 503 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,639 I've seen it happen. 504 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,058 Do you remember armin selig? 505 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,477 Dead. 506 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,396 Right. 507 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,276 Well, look, 508 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:55,948 I got to... get back to my route now. 509 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,825 You guys take care. 510 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,785 Thanks, Calvin. 511 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:28,647 Hi, Jack. 512 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:34,777 Daniel? 513 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:38,740 I leave, and look at the mess you get yourself into. 514 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,663 Yes! Yeah! 515 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,124 Yes! 516 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:50,794 Sharlen e! 517 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,671 You home? 518 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,173 Sharlen e! 519 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,925 Sharlene, you won't believe it. 520 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,217 Sharlen e? 521 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,595 Oh, there you are. 522 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,180 Honey, it's incredible. 523 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,514 Daniel's still alive. 524 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,307 I mean, I know he ascended 525 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,185 to a higher plane of existence, but he—... 526 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,352 What are you doing? 527 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,063 Andy and I are going to my mother's for a while. 528 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,441 If you have even the slightest interest 529 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:13,733 in saving our marriage, 530 00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:15,485 you'll see someone who can help you. 531 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,738 Sharlene, I don't need a shrink. 532 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,030 Sharlene—... 533 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,074 Honey, don't do this. 534 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,036 Please. Come on! 535 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,829 Honey, come on. 536 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,415 We can workthings out. 537 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,249 Sharlene, look, 538 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,210 our problems are small compared to—... 539 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:32,628 (Door dings) 540 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,504 Wait, just—— let's talk. 541 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:35,881 Can we just talk this out? 542 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,051 Goodbye, Joe. I'll call you later. 543 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,720 Sharlen e! 544 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,848 Wait! Sharlene! 545 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,650 (Joe): Dear colonel O'Neill—... 546 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,652 I understand you are Avery busy man, 547 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,196 however, I must wonder if you are actually getting 548 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:02,699 each and every piece of correspondence I send you. 549 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,219 I have written you many letters 550 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,869 and left countless messages for you 551 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:06,662 with the air force, 552 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:10,374 but I have yet to receive any kind of response from you. 553 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,752 Because of this, I realize I have no choice 554 00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:16,588 but to take my life into my own hands 555 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,423 and come clean with you. 556 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,384 I know everything. 557 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:23,887 Jeez, gordie! 558 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,681 You scared the hell out of me. 559 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,057 Sorry. Sorry, I—... 560 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:28,349 It's okay, gordie. 561 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,394 I'm just glad it's you. 562 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:31,955 Boss, if it's all right with you, 563 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:33,339 me and Bert are going to head home. 564 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,691 It looks like nobody's coming in again today. 565 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:36,525 Yeah. 566 00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:41,196 Well, look, I know this is kind of a bad time, but... 567 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,781 (Sighs) 568 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,452 What is it, gordie? 569 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:51,164 Well, it's been really slow around here, and... 570 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,000 I kind of dropped off an application 571 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,835 at the piggly wiggly. 572 00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:57,838 I understand. 573 00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,798 You've got to do what you've got to do. 574 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,676 Thanks, boss. Good night. 575 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,052 (Thump) 576 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:05,804 'Night. 577 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,994 (Ripping letter) 578 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,672 (Carter): Activating hyperdrive! 579 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,841 (Hyperdrive engages) 580 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,136 Standing straight up. 581 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,687 (O'Neill): Come on, boys! 582 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,650 (People screaming) 583 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,366 (Gunfire) 584 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,080 (Artillery exploding) 585 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,751 Sir! 586 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,260 (Ship passing overhead) 587 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,903 Thanks for seeing me. 588 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,905 You look great. 589 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:48,989 How are you? 590 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,367 Oh, I'm good. 591 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,494 Uh, very good. Uh... 592 00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,624 Sharlene, I'm... I'm sorry 593 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,418 about everything that's happened. 594 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:00,836 I drove you and Andy away. 595 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,296 I understand that now. Joe—... 596 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,756 Just let me finish. 597 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,925 I was too wrapped up in the stories 598 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:08,417 to realize what was important. 599 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:11,972 I promise iwill focus on rebuilding my business, 600 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,557 on providing for my family, 601 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,559 if you'll give me another chance. 602 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,853 It was never about the money, Joe. 603 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,625 It was your obsession with that stone. 604 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,566 I know, I know, and I owe you both an explanation. 605 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:25,986 That's whyi brought you proof that my visions are real. 606 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,197 This is what Jack O'Neill actually looks like. 607 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,716 Now, I know whatyou're thinking, 608 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,325 but I swear I saw this image in my mind 609 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,870 long before it was in the paper. Joe... 610 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,242 And here, this report about 611 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:38,874 massive solar flare activity from six years ago. 612 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:43,587 It coincides with the time sg—I destroyed apophis' fleet, 613 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:47,340 andthis, aboutthe sinking of a Russian submarine? 614 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:48,800 It happened the same time 615 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,887 Anubis' ship crashed into the pacific ocean. 616 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:55,765 It just means that you're using real people and events 617 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,893 and incorporating them in your fantasies. 618 00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:58,894 They're not fantasies. 619 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,896 Jack O'Neill is head of Stargate command. 620 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,523 There is no Stargate command! 621 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:07,027 Listen to me. 622 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,446 I've been talking to several doctors 623 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:10,113 about your symptoms, 624 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,908 andthey seem tothink that you might be suffering from 625 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,577 something called manic psychosis 626 00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:17,787 combined with grandiose delusions, 627 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,916 but with therapy and medication, 628 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:24,002 you can probably live a normal life. 629 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,421 Oh, my god... 630 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,007 They're fighting in Antarctica 631 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,301 for earth's very survival. 632 00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:40,143 Anubis' fleet is in orbit above us right now. 633 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,978 Joe, stop it. It's not real. 634 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,939 You don't understand! 635 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:44,940 If Jack can't find a way 636 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:49,027 to use the ancients' technology in time, we're all dead! 637 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,029 Goodbye, Joe. 638 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,949 It's happening, sharlene! 639 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:55,367 You'll see! 640 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,285 It's real. 641 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:41,537 Okay, look. 642 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,749 This obviously isn't your forte, 643 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,460 so why don't you just putthe gun down 644 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:48,752 before you get hurt? 645 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,006 Don't come any closer. 646 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,425 I know your gun isn't real. 647 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:54,717 (Opening drawer) 648 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:55,760 However... mine is. 649 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:59,180 Oh, god! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, it's just a toy. 650 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,016 Please don't shoot me. 651 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,851 I'm not going to shoot you. 652 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:03,643 I'm sorry. 653 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,295 I just thought it was th e only way 654 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,771 to make you listen to me. 655 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,107 Oh, where you're going, 656 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,026 people will listen. 657 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:12,027 Th ey've got nothing to do 658 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,462 but listen to what you have to say. 659 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:17,032 Th ey've got nice white coats, padded walls, the whole nine yards. 660 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:18,033 Please, wait. 661 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,994 You're brigadier general Jack O'Neill, 662 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:24,831 head of Stargate command at Cheyenne mountain. 663 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,416 You used to command sg—I, 664 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,042 which is now led 665 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:30,337 by lieutenant colonel Samantha Carter. 666 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,881 You once visited a planet called argos, 667 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,173 and nanites in your blood 668 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,259 caused you to age artificially. 669 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,136 You've had the entire repository 670 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,888 of the ancients' knowledge 671 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,432 down loaded into your brain—— Twice. 672 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:46,061 You have athing for the Simpsons, fishing, 673 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:48,772 Mary steenburgen, the color peridot, 674 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:51,107 and you're a terrible ping—pong player. 675 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,067 Have we met? 676 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,028 My name is Joe Spencer. I'm a barber. 677 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,322 It's all true, isn't it? 678 00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:58,323 Everything I've seen—... 679 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:02,577 The Stargate, the Goa'uld, the asgards. 680 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:04,954 It's all real. 681 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,414 Tell me it's real. 682 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,416 I need to know. 683 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,462 Well, first of all, Joe, 684 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:15,507 I'm not aterrible ping—pong player. 685 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,016 (Inhales sharply) 686 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,228 Between you and me, itotally see the analogy. 687 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,147 Burns as Goa'uld... 688 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:32,481 Thank you. 689 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,108 And don't worry. 690 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,695 I won't say a word about your feelings for—... 691 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,116 This is such an honor. 692 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,784 I don't know how to thank you 693 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,453 for all you've done for our planet. 694 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,122 There are not enough words. 695 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,082 It's nice to meet you too. 696 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,374 Joe Spencer. 697 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,710 I was particularly impressed 698 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,254 with the time you blew up that sun. 699 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,506 Well, thank you. I had a bit of help. 700 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,676 And as far as this whole Pete shanahan thing goes... 701 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:00,968 Joe... 702 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:01,594 Dr. Jackson. 703 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,639 Can I just say thank goodness you're back? 704 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,099 Not that Jonas was a bad guy, 705 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,143 but after all you've been through together, 706 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,061 you belong here with sg—I. 707 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,230 Thank you. Jack? 708 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,357 He's a barber. 709 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,860 Broke into your house? 710 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:17,610 Yeah. 711 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,362 Second week in a row. 712 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:20,947 Mm—hmm. 713 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,239 Alarm. 714 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,324 I'm thinking dog. 715 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,536 You could try locking your front door. 716 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,093 Shel kek nem Ron. 717 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,264 Joe, the barber. 718 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,850 Please be seated. 719 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,728 What have you got there, Carter? 720 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,021 Well, initial tests show 721 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:55,648 that Joe possesses the same ancient gene as you do. 722 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:56,940 I just want you to know, 723 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,306 if you ever need me to use the chair device in Antarctica 724 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,238 in defense of the planet, I'm there. 725 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,073 Thank you. 726 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:08,620 Other than that, 727 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,312 his physiology is completely normal. 728 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:13,166 Are there not a great many people who possess this ancient gene? 729 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,628 Yeah, I mean, how come I'm the only one seeing these things? 730 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,296 Yes. Good question. Pray tell? 731 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,674 Unfortunately, our knowledge of ancient physiology 732 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:22,634 is fairly limited. 733 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,093 The only otherthing we know 734 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,678 is that Joe has somehow managed 735 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,222 to gain access to huge amounts 736 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:28,554 of classified information, 737 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,225 mainly in regard to sg—I, 738 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,519 and that these visions are somehow connected 739 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,312 to the stone he found. 740 00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,231 Anything on that? 741 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:36,898 Daniel's looking into it. 742 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,234 He did say there was something familiar about it. 743 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:40,795 You claim to receive these visions 744 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,196 only within the proximity of the stone. 745 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,448 Perhaps there is a connection between the stone 746 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,450 and your genetic predispositions. 747 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:48,742 I know the hair 748 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:49,911 makes you look different, 749 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,956 but didn't you used to be more gold—colored? 750 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,625 I think I've got it. 751 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,337 Ittook me a while to track it down, but... 752 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,756 You have one too? 753 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:02,340 They're a set. 754 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,592 Jack, you remember p3r—233? The planet where I—... 755 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,163 Where you found the quantum mirror 756 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,804 that sent you to an alternate reality, 757 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,473 where the Goa'uld invaded earth. 758 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,273 Hey, fella. 759 00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:19,065 Hey, Jack. 760 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,835 This all the stuff we brought back from... 761 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,237 P3r—233? Yeah, you want to help me catalog it? 762 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:26,281 You bet, my favorite. 763 00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,616 But it's all going to have to wait. 764 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,952 Hammond called a briefing. 765 00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:33,162 We got some intel back 766 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,454 indicating that apophis 767 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,333 might not be so dead as we thought. 768 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:45,216 Something about... chulak. 769 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,270 (Jackson): I think the stones were a kind of 770 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,052 ancient long—range communication device, 771 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:49,989 allowing people to see events over great distances 772 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:51,156 through some sort of psychic connection. 773 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,516 Now, Jack must have activated the link between the stones 774 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,310 by picking up the second stone. 775 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:57,282 Now, after that, all that would be required 776 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,581 is a certain proximity to the stone 777 00:39:58,605 --> 00:39:59,314 for the connection to be activated. 778 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:02,859 Now, seeing as howthe stone was being stored in the base archives—... 779 00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:03,526 Butthat doesn't explain how 780 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:07,363 the other stone got to th e... wh ere? Where was it? 781 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,407 A garage sale. 782 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,242 The person who sold itto me 783 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,411 said his grandfather found it 784 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:14,329 on a dig in Egypt. 785 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,915 But that still doesn't explain the proximity issue. 786 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,335 I mean, if the stone general O'Neill touched was kept here, 787 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:21,336 how was Joe able to see 788 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:23,588 everything that happened to the general off—world? 789 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:24,339 I'm thinking he was getting most of it 790 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,342 from when Jack was writing his reports here on the base. 791 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,719 The stone was being stored just a few levels above. 792 00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:31,888 That's why the stories were so easy to write. 793 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:36,184 It was like someone else had done most of the work for me. 794 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:40,063 An d... you say they all got rejected? 795 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:43,483 Wait a second. 796 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,210 If the stones work the way Daniel says, 797 00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:47,362 shouldn't general O'Neill have been able to see 798 00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:49,906 elements of Joe's life as well? 799 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:52,450 Th eoretically, yes, he would. 800 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,218 Bowling league Thursday nights? 801 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,387 You saw that? 802 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,679 You got game, son. 803 00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,515 Wait a minute. Jack, you've been seeing 804 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,850 parts of the life of a barber in Indiana 805 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,562 for seven years, and you never mentioned it? 806 00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:23,523 Yeah. Sure I did. 807 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,566 I know! Did. 808 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,948 No. No, you didn't, sir. 809 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,075 I didn't? 810 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:39,580 You didn't find it the least bit odd? 811 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,040 Actually, no. 812 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:44,168 I found it quite... relaxing. 813 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,388 Sharlene. I only have about 10 minutes, 814 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,598 and I really need to get right back to work. 815 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,977 Um, there's no easy way to say this... 816 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:01,769 I want a divorce. 817 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,647 I know. I mean, you have every right to, 818 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,524 but before we get to that, 819 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:09,527 there's someone who'd like to meet you. 820 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,655 Here he comes now. 821 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,952 Sharlene, meet general Jack O'Neill 822 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,747 of the United States air force. 823 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,710 It's a pleasure to meet you, ma'am. 824 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:30,548 I think we have some things to talk about.