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- <i>[Rooster Crowing]</i>
- [Pigs Snorting]

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<i>[Bell Tolling]</i>

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<i>[Cars Approaching]</i>

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<i>[Dog Barking]</i>

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<i>Give me Al Massey!</i>
<i>Give him to me now!</i>

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Come out!

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Come out!

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Please, jefe. Please.

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We are just poor farmers.

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We give you everything.

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I want Al Massey.

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Where is he?
Where do you hide this gringo pig?

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[Chuckling]

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Paco is requesting the pleasure
of your youngest granddaughter.

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- No!
- <i>He says...</i>

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he could give him
a great daughter, amigo!

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[Shouts In Spanish]

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<i>- [Girls Screams]</i>
<i>- [Punch Landing]</i>

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- [Laughing]
- [Speaking Spanish]

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He is one with the ladies, no?

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Paco, ask this peasant girl
where is Al Massey.

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<i>[Jeep Starts]</i>

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They're coming.

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- We must hurry.
- Get out of here, Manny.
He doesn't know about you.

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He'll find out. These people
are frightened. They'll tell him.

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I am not taking you with me, kiddo.
I got this story. I'm gonna write it.

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- And I do not share bylines.
- Sure you do.

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<i>[Gunfire]</i>

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<i>[Man]</i>
<i>Hey, Mr Massey.</i>

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How about you come out before
I set fire to this whole stinking town?

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<i>We talk, Mr Massey.</i>

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You will see that I am
a poor country man...

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a lover of life,
a hunter of rabbits...

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a singer of songs.

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We will talk.
You come out, okay?

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Adios, amigo.

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- <i>[Gunfire]</i>
- [Speaking Spanish]

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You make a big mistake
with me, <i>idiota.</i>

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<i>How many people you tell about me?</i>

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Why you come down here, huh?

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I'm on vacation.

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- He's not on vacation!
- Who the hell cares?
He's on vacation. He's not.

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Last year we sent him to cover
the French elections.

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Did I get a story? Did I? No.

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<i>He ends up lushed out of his gourd</i>
<i>in Costa del Sol.</i>

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The paper eats 20 grand in expenses.
And Massey doesn't file a word.

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That is not the point.

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The point is that you're
all over the road, Allen. Look.

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Mexican embassy complains
that you're threatening them. Look!

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Special requests from
Senator Billings's office...

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using this paper to stir up trouble with
the U.S. Senate and Mexican government.

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I was trying to find out
what happened to him.
They claim he never even entered Mexico.

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Damn it, Grant. Doesn't this rag
have a responsibility to protect
its reporters on assignment?

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Al Massey's been doing
wheels-up landings here for over a year.

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I'm tired of scraping him
off the front steps.

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His wife died.
He's been depressed.

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<i>l"ve been carrying him,</i>
<i>but now l"m through.</i>

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He's gonna show up in a couple
of weeks down there at a bullfight
wearing a lampshade.

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I'm not gonna waste any more
of this paper's money on that lost cause.

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And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you use
this paper's influence to rattle windows.

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<i>You got that?</i>

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He's my friend.

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Allen, you need some time off.

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<i>l"m suspending you at half pay</i>
<i>for two weeks. You"re a good reporter...</i>

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but you gotta find some way
to stop sitting on your brains.

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Turn over your feature stuff to Mark
and file your filler before you leave.

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Just like that.

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Honey, get out,
before I pull your plug all the way.

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All right!

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Somebody had to say it.
Are you all right?

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That was really great...

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you telling that fathead
about journalistic responsibility.

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Did you find Massey's research paper?
Did he file any copy at all?

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Nothing. I did take the liberty
of stopping by his house.

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I used to do a little second-storey work
when I was with the <i>Miami Herald.</i>

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I am a killer with louvered windows.

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Anyway, I went through his apartment
last night and pulled out this.

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- From under his mattress.
- San Rio Blanco?

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Is this all there is? A name...
Manny Cortez... and a phone number?

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Yep. I looked it up, and San Rio Blanco
is a little town in the hills above Acapulco.

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What about that other thing?
That commando team?

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Did you get anything more on that?

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- Zack, I'm talking to you.
- Look, kid, I told you, it is a rumour.

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Strictly a rumour.

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Mike Kelly tried to follow that story about
six months ago before he got sacked.

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He couldn't even prove
that they existed.

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There was a rumour that they broke
some senator's kid out of a Turkish prison.

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<i>Soldiers of fortune. Outriders</i>
<i>who would do anything anywhere.</i>

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- The A-Team. Isn't that
what he called them?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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- Let's go.
- Terrific.

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These guys knocked
over the Bank of Hanoi...

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four days after
the Vietnam War ended.

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They wandered out of the D.M.Z. with 100
million yen and got busted by the army.

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Nobody knew anything about the mission.
They claim they were under orders...

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from a Colonel, uh, Morrison...

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but Morrison took a round
in one of the last shellings.

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His headquarters burnt to the ground,
so no record of the mission was ever found.

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<i>There was a big stink.</i>
<i>And then right before the trial...</i>

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they went over the wall
and disappeared.

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- That was 10 years ago.
- And they're still wanted?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
There's one guy in here...

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Here. A colonel named Lynch.

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He ran the prison at Fort Bragg.

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<i>He is still looking for them.</i>
<i>It is a vendetta for him.</i>

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Okay, Zack, I'm sufficiently intrigued.
Who are they?

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All right.

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The leader is a colonel named
John Smith.

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But everybody calls him Hannibal.

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The guy has a very unorthodox style.

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<i>Not bad. Who else?</i>

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Bosco Baracus.

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<i>Known as B.A. for "bad attitude."</i>

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The man is a mechanical genius.

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<i>He also has one of the worst</i>
<i>conduct records in the army.</i>

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He likes to slug officers.

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<i>[Allen]</i>
<i>Now this is more like it.</i>

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<i>Templeton Peck,</i>
<i>known as the Faceman.</i>

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In and out of trouble. An orphan from L.A.
This guy is Mr Ricky-Ticky.

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<i>A con man. A real operator.</i>
<i>And that"s the unit.</i>

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I wonder where they are now.

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Hannibal's gotta be
down there somewhere.

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- Let's go!
- <i>Cut! Who the hell is that?</i>

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Where'd that moron come from?

124
00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:25,478
Mike, don't we have an A.D.
to hold the traffic on that road?

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[Man] Sorry, Jerry. That's our screwup.
I'll get a guy up there.

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Come on! People, we're burning daylight
here. Let's stay together here, huh?

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[Panting]
Did you like the arms?

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Johnny, I want 30 seconds underwater.
Thirty seconds after "action."

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You're popping up like the rubber duck
in my kid's bathtub.

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I gotta stay down there two minutes
for the water to get still.

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- You want 30 seconds after that?
You gotta be nuts.
- Hey, pal, that's the job.

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The guy we had in <i>Aquamania 1</i>
stayed down four minutes.

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- Then why isn't he doing it now?
- He had a little brain haemorrhage
or something.

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I don't know.
Let's go. Come on.

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Let's get this sucker in the can.
Back in the drink, chickie. Same shot.

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00:12:07,522 --> 00:12:10,565
I'm looking for John Smith!
John, where are ya?

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Hey, hey, it's me.

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Get back in the lake!
Come on. I'm on a tight clock here!

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Just give us a second here, fellas.
He's on us... Colonel Lynch.

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He hit B.A.'s pad two hours ago
with six M.P.s.

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00:12:23,174 --> 00:12:26,261
- They're around my place like goonies
at a supermarket opening.
- How'd he trace us?

142
00:12:26,348 --> 00:12:28,957
Maybe the senator's kid talked.
Never thought he had his lights on.

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- If he burned us, he knows about me.
- You got it. We should disappear.

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I got one more shot and I'm through.
Now watch this.

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I think I got a real handle
on my character here.

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I'm playing mean
with a kind of a sad reluctance.

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Yeah? Well, you're about to get
a chance to play it for Colonel Lynch.

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That's him. John Hannibal Smith.

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Come on. Get him.
Go, go, go!

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- Give me my tail.
- Where are you going?

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- Waldorf-Astoria, driver. And step on it.
- Funny.

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00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,522
Up!

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00:13:06,609 --> 00:13:08,783
Hey, come back!

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<i>[Sirens Wailing]</i>

155
00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:15,870
Where's the Aquamaniac going?

156
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Look out!

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[B.A.]
We gotta get off this movie lot, Hannibal.

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Come on! Come on!

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[Boy]
Mommy, it's the Aquamaniac!

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- How you doing?
- I ain't stopping for no autographs.

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Take a right here.
We'll cut through Roman Street.

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I know this lot
like the back of my hand.

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00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:09,348
Oh, no. They changed it.

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<i>[B.A.]</i>
<i>Like the back of your hand, huh, sucker?</i>

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Great!

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00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:30,348
- Whoo!
- One down, two to go.

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00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,870
We just lost Henderson in the lake.
You watch yourself.

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[Wailing Continues]

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<i>[Lynch]</i>
<i>Bradshaw, where are you?</i>

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00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:55,522
- [Bradshaw]
I think I'm in Quincy's living room.
- We're falling apart here.

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<i>[Woman Tour Guide] We"re now</i>
<i>entering the parting of the Red Sea.</i>

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<i>As you can see it"s gonna be much easier</i>
<i>for us than it was in the film.</i>

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- <i>I don"t think we"re gonna get wet today.</i>
- <i>[B.A.] Get that hunk ofjunk movin"!</i>

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00:15:06,522 --> 00:15:08,696
Straight behind us is the man
from the <i>Aquamaniac.</i>

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00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,130
Let's turn around
and give him a big wave.

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00:15:11,217 --> 00:15:14,870
<i>Now that we"ve gotten that</i>
<i>out of the way, over on your left...</i>

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Hold it. Let me out.

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00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:20,957
[Face]
What are you doing, Hannibal?

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00:15:31,652 --> 00:15:34,391
What's he doing?

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00:15:34,478 --> 00:15:37,130
Pull it and let's make tracks!

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00:15:39,087 --> 00:15:41,087
Wait! Wait!

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00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:45,174
He's daring me.

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00:15:53,348 --> 00:15:55,304
No, wait!

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He loves the risk, the danger.
He loves the jazz.

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00:16:02,522 --> 00:16:04,957
Hold it! Wait!

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00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,174
Just a little bit more.

187
00:16:09,348 --> 00:16:12,783
One more step and I got him.

188
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:15,391
I got him! Now!

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Colonel Lynch.

190
00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:39,522
Colonel Lynch.

191
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,696
Colonel Lynch, come up!
Colonel Lynch!

192
00:16:43,783 --> 00:16:47,826
Nice try, Colonel,
but you ain't Moses.

193
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,435
Beautiful. Give me my tail.

194
00:17:05,304 --> 00:17:08,000
Damn it, Hannibal.
All you had to do was pull the lever.

195
00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:12,478
What was that Maury Wills junk?
He could have fired a shot
or blown a wheel off this bus.

196
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,739
Old Hannibal loves the jazz, man.
He loves the jazz.

197
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,217
Lighten up, fellas.
You gotta do these things with style.

198
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:23,870
Don't tell me you didn't love seeing him
over his head in that rancid water.

199
00:17:23,957 --> 00:17:26,348
No, we didn't love it.

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00:17:26,435 --> 00:17:28,391
[Chuckling]

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[Hannibal]
There's a payphone. Pull over here.

202
00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:46,783
I gotta call Murdock and tell him
Lynch is after us again.

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00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:51,000
[B.A.]
I ain't going anywhere with him, Hannibal.

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00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:57,913
[Woman] Veterans Administration
Hospital. Good afternoon.

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00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,304
May I speak to
Mr H.M. Murdock, please?

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00:18:01,391 --> 00:18:04,565
- <i>He"s in your mental ward.</i>
- <i>[Phone Ringing]</i>

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00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:07,348
<i>l"ll be with you in a minute.</i>
<i>I gotta answer my phone.</i>

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00:18:07,435 --> 00:18:10,739
- I gotta be alone with my phone.
- <i>[Ringing]</i>

209
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,348
Howling Mad Murdock here.

210
00:18:14,435 --> 00:18:18,609
Murdock, Lynch fell on us.
He may be heading your way.

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00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:20,696
He may get real tough.

212
00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:24,000
Hannibal, I got company standing
in the hall right now.

213
00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:26,000
Who's there, Murdock?

214
00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:30,000
A girl reporter. She knows I flew you guys
in 'Nam. Got it from Pentagon records.

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00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:35,087
- A reporter?
- Only she says she's got a job
for us in <i>México.</i>

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00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:40,435
- Remember that friend of mine, that guy
who kept fading out, that Mexican guy?
- Be careful of the reporter.

217
00:18:40,522 --> 00:18:42,565
If she looks legit...

218
00:18:42,652 --> 00:18:46,043
send her to the alley behind
the Kozy Kat Klub at 2:00 a.m. tonight.

219
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:50,739
- And watch out for Lynch.
- Don't worry about Colonel Geek.

220
00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:53,435
I'm gonna slam-dunk that sucker.

221
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:58,913
And may the great spirit watch
over your refrigerator and keep it cold.
World without end.

222
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,435
- Adios.
- I think he's getting worse.

223
00:19:02,565 --> 00:19:05,826
Sorry. My mother
was on the phone.

224
00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:14,478
Your mother?

225
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:17,826
On the file I got on you,
it said she died when you were five.

226
00:19:17,913 --> 00:19:22,522
She did, but I had a line put in.
You know, what a hassle.

227
00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:24,739
<i>Telephone company,</i>
<i>they don"t cooperate.</i>

228
00:19:24,826 --> 00:19:27,348
Took a while,
but we're solid now.

229
00:19:27,435 --> 00:19:30,217
So you never heard of the A-Team
or any of these guys?

230
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:33,043
Look. I got problems, you know.

231
00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:44,783
Mr Murdock, what are you doing?

232
00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:48,522
I'm shaving. Come on. Haven't you
ever seen a man shave in the morning?

233
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:55,391
I'm sorry what happened to you.
Bye, Mr Murdock.

234
00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:01,739
The A-Team?

235
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,870
Go to the alley behind
the Kozy Kat Klub...

236
00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:07,565
in Hollywood at 2:00 a.m.

237
00:20:07,652 --> 00:20:10,087
And wait until you're contacted.

238
00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:21,391
[Speaking Gibberish]

239
00:20:21,478 --> 00:20:25,261
<i>I have a hunch this Murdock</i>
<i>character isn"t anywhere</i>
<i>near as crazy as he pretends.</i>

240
00:20:25,348 --> 00:20:29,391
He's not faking. Mr Murdock has
paranoid anxiety delusions and
intermittent memory loss.

241
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,043
Be that as it may, I'm gonna
press him hard and see what happens.

242
00:20:32,174 --> 00:20:35,348
- That won't snap him, will it?
- No. He's usually a lot of fun.

243
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:40,522
However, if he starts talking
about ammonia, that's a clue
he may become violent.

244
00:20:43,565 --> 00:20:45,739
- Violent?
- <i>Hardly ever happens.</i>

245
00:20:45,826 --> 00:20:48,913
But watch out. It's a trigger word
for his aggressive cycle.

246
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,739
Ammonia?

247
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,261
<i>Where"s my dog Billy?</i>
<i>You seen my dog?</i>

248
00:20:58,348 --> 00:21:02,304
What you doing, man? Step off!
Step off! Did you bring any candy?

249
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,174
- Mr Murdock, get down from there.
- From where?

250
00:21:05,261 --> 00:21:07,652
<i>- Off the cabinet.</i>
<i>- Don"t worry about it, Nurse.</i>

251
00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:12,087
Leave him up there. It doesn't bother me.
I'll take it from here. Thank you.

252
00:21:13,478 --> 00:21:16,522
Well, who are we today?

253
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,739
Harold Lloyd? King Kong?
Napoleon's parrot?

254
00:21:19,826 --> 00:21:22,174
I'm not nuts.

255
00:21:22,261 --> 00:21:24,957
I keep telling everybody, don't you
think I wanna get out of here...

256
00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:27,565
and see <i>E. T.</i>
just like everybody else?

257
00:21:27,652 --> 00:21:32,087
I have a sneaky feeling
that you're faking all this.

258
00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:34,478
If you could prove that,
I'd sure appreciate it...

259
00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:37,478
'cause they think I'm looney tunes,
and I keep telling them...

260
00:21:37,565 --> 00:21:40,435
Man, I'm gonna hit you
right alongside the head.

261
00:21:40,478 --> 00:21:44,609
♪ <i>Alouette, gentile Alouette</i>
<i>Alouette, je te plumerai</i> ♪♪

262
00:21:44,696 --> 00:21:48,522
Get off my pants leg! I can't deal with it
when you grab my pants all the time!

263
00:21:48,652 --> 00:21:53,304
Who's using garlic here? I'm sorry.
What were we talking about?

264
00:21:54,435 --> 00:21:56,826
We were, uh...

265
00:21:56,913 --> 00:22:00,957
We were talking about the fact that
you flew the mission over the D.M.Z.

266
00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:05,478
<i>You were the A-Team pilot</i>
<i>in "Nam. You dropped off Smith,</i>
<i>Baracus and Peck...</i>

267
00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:09,043
when they did their Hanoi bank job,
and I think you're still working
with them today.

268
00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:12,217
Get off my leg! I can't stand it
when you touch me like that!

269
00:22:12,304 --> 00:22:15,652
<i>Watch out! lt"s ammonia.</i>

270
00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:19,783
<i>They... They use it on the floors.</i>

271
00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:24,826
It eats through the soles
of your shoes.

272
00:22:24,913 --> 00:22:27,957
- It burns your feet.
- Amm...

273
00:22:28,043 --> 00:22:31,000
Why do you think I'm sitting
on top of this dresser?

274
00:22:31,087 --> 00:22:33,739
I'm not up here
for the fresh air.

275
00:22:33,826 --> 00:22:37,043
What happened to your head?

276
00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:40,478
They hook you up to this machine
and give you...

277
00:22:41,739 --> 00:22:43,783
a zapper-roo to the old noggin.

278
00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:47,739
- Electric shock therapy?
- Can you smell it?

279
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,913
Ammonia!

280
00:22:51,261 --> 00:22:54,043
<i>lt"s on everything.</i>
<i>And I hate ammonia.</i>

281
00:22:54,130 --> 00:22:57,957
I hate everything.
I hate this dresser, my straitjacket.

282
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,217
And I hate you.
[Screams]

283
00:23:03,739 --> 00:23:06,174
Murdock, I didn't mean
to trouble you.

284
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,652
Colonel.

285
00:23:08,739 --> 00:23:10,957
Take care of yourself, son.

286
00:23:17,826 --> 00:23:19,826
You really ought to see his record.

287
00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:22,565
The man flew everything
from jets to choppers.

288
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:25,478
He was in the Thunderbirds
before the war.

289
00:23:25,565 --> 00:23:28,217
One of the best combat pilots in 'Nam.

290
00:23:28,304 --> 00:23:30,870
Snapped. No doubt about it.

291
00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:35,870
Okay, we've got one lead left.

292
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:40,348
That's the girl that called the veterans
administration trying to get a line
on Hannibal Smith.

293
00:23:40,435 --> 00:23:43,870
[Man] Amy Allen, newspaper lady.
She was hunting up a story
like the guy last year.

294
00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:48,043
[Lynch] Maybe. Stake her out.
She's the only lead we've got left and
I wanna know where she is every minute.

295
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:52,304
<i>## [Jazz]</i>

296
00:24:11,174 --> 00:24:14,000
- [Banging]
- Hello? Is anybody there?

297
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,043
- Are you all right?
- [Moans]

298
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,087
That was almost a full bottle.

299
00:24:35,217 --> 00:24:38,174
- Where do you live?
- In a box.

300
00:24:39,783 --> 00:24:42,348
- In the alley.
- Wait.

301
00:24:43,652 --> 00:24:45,261
Here.

302
00:24:47,217 --> 00:24:50,130
Take this. Spend it
on food or something.

303
00:24:50,217 --> 00:24:52,304
Please.

304
00:24:56,609 --> 00:24:59,391
You are a princess...

305
00:24:59,478 --> 00:25:01,826
in a world of dragons.

306
00:25:34,522 --> 00:25:36,565
[Sighs]

307
00:25:51,391 --> 00:25:53,435
I like your style, Miss Allen.

308
00:25:53,522 --> 00:25:57,696
Now if you can pass Mr Lee's test,
you've hired the A-Team.

309
00:26:09,391 --> 00:26:11,391
No park here!

310
00:26:11,478 --> 00:26:14,522
- What?
- People's coming. You no park here.

311
00:26:14,609 --> 00:26:19,348
- Must leave. Must go.
Law say no park here.
- Please, don't yell at people.

312
00:26:19,435 --> 00:26:22,087
Yellow people?
You no like yellow people?

313
00:26:22,174 --> 00:26:24,696
No, not yellow people.
"Yell at people."

314
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:27,913
Don't yell at me, okay?
I have a terrible headache.

315
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,609
- You no park here. You go.
- Okay, okay, I'll move it.

316
00:26:31,696 --> 00:26:34,435
- What time is it?
- [Mutters Indistinctly]

317
00:26:34,522 --> 00:26:36,522
Seven and half.

318
00:26:36,609 --> 00:26:39,174
Wouldn't happen to have any aspirin?
I'll pay you for it.

319
00:26:39,261 --> 00:26:42,609
- You come. I fix.
- What about the car?

320
00:26:43,739 --> 00:26:45,696
The master say...

321
00:26:45,826 --> 00:26:50,783
only the very wisest and
the very stupidest cannot change.

322
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:54,217
Confucius. Great. Just what I need
to go along with this headache.

323
00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:10,174
Thank you.

324
00:27:11,043 --> 00:27:13,261
You look for A-Team?

325
00:27:14,739 --> 00:27:18,000
- What do you know about that?
- <i>Many Chinese in Vietnam.</i>

326
00:27:18,087 --> 00:27:20,522
Many peoples know A-Team.

327
00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:24,217
- A friend of mine disappeared...
- A-Team know.

328
00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:29,435
How much money missy got?

329
00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:35,130
- I have a house, some stocks and bonds.
- Mm-hmm.

330
00:27:35,217 --> 00:27:37,609
I could raise about $ 150,000.

331
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:40,609
No is enough.
A-Team cost more.

332
00:27:40,696 --> 00:27:44,957
More? Who do these guys think they are?
You gotta be kidding. More than that?

333
00:27:45,043 --> 00:27:47,174
The master say...

334
00:27:47,261 --> 00:27:51,783
women and people of low birth
are hard to deal with.

335
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,174
I can't wait to pass that along.

336
00:27:54,261 --> 00:27:58,435
How much is life worth?
How much A. Massey life worth?

337
00:27:58,522 --> 00:28:01,478
Everything I own.

338
00:28:03,043 --> 00:28:07,043
You get money.
Bring A. Massey picture.

339
00:28:07,130 --> 00:28:09,957
You no hear from me in two days,
is no deal.

340
00:28:11,261 --> 00:28:14,000
- Goodbye, missy.
- Mr Lee...

341
00:28:14,087 --> 00:28:16,696
Goodbye.

342
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:46,609
<i>[Man] You"re late, my boy.</i>
<i>I was wondering if you forgot.</i>

343
00:28:46,696 --> 00:28:49,957
Come closer. I can't see ya.

344
00:28:50,087 --> 00:28:53,304
<i>## [Radio: Classical]</i>

345
00:28:53,391 --> 00:28:56,565
What is it that you're wearin'?
Is it a clerical collar?

346
00:28:56,652 --> 00:29:00,304
They won't let anybody in to see ya unless
they're from your parish or your doctor.

347
00:29:00,391 --> 00:29:03,739
So ya run off and you steal
a clerical collar, huh?

348
00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:05,870
<i>[Chuckles]</i>

349
00:29:05,957 --> 00:29:10,783
You've been a project of my life ever
since you wandered in off the streets.

350
00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:13,826
Five years old, no home,
no family.

351
00:29:13,913 --> 00:29:18,478
But ya did keep all us old goats
at the orphanage on our toes, that you did.

352
00:29:18,609 --> 00:29:21,130
<i>I been givin"ya a great deal</i>
<i>of thought.</i>

353
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:25,000
First you're orphaned by your parents,
and then by your country.

354
00:29:25,087 --> 00:29:28,087
Now you spend your Saturdays
in here with me.

355
00:29:28,174 --> 00:29:30,739
You've got to invest
in yourself, son.

356
00:29:30,826 --> 00:29:34,478
I wanna get back.
I'm tired of running.

357
00:29:35,696 --> 00:29:39,478
I'd like to have a family, but you can't do
that with the government on your tail.

358
00:29:39,565 --> 00:29:42,609
So, in the meantime,
I'll be satisfied just to survive.

359
00:29:42,696 --> 00:29:46,304
<i>[Man Over Radio] Now wejoin</i>
Psychology Chat Back <i>with Dr Toni Pace.</i>

360
00:29:46,391 --> 00:29:50,783
[Woman]
Hi there. Our first caller is Carl from Covina.

361
00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:56,000
- How you doing, Carl?
- Well, Toni, I'd like to say I'm doing fine.

362
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,870
But this month has really
been strange for me.

363
00:30:00,957 --> 00:30:04,739
Carl from Covina.
Carl from Covina.

364
00:30:04,826 --> 00:30:08,391
- <i>[Woman]</i>
<i>Why don"t you tell me about it?</i>
- <i>[Hannibal] Well...</i>

365
00:30:08,478 --> 00:30:11,261
- Mexico. He wants to go to Mexico.
- <i>okay.</i>

366
00:30:11,348 --> 00:30:15,609
- I moved back in with my younger sister.
- Client's a woman.

367
00:30:15,696 --> 00:30:19,087
- How old is your sister, Carl?
- She's 25.

368
00:30:19,174 --> 00:30:23,304
She's always been
very assertive and l...

369
00:30:23,391 --> 00:30:27,130
<i>well, I just hate confrontation.</i>

370
00:30:27,217 --> 00:30:29,609
- Sure you do, Hannibal.
- Who's Hannibal, man?

371
00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:31,652
You don't know Hannibal?

372
00:30:31,739 --> 00:30:34,652
When you go to school, don't they teach
you about Hannibal and them elephants?

373
00:30:34,739 --> 00:30:38,043
- Not yet.
- Hannibal was a Carthaginian commander.

374
00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:40,478
<i>He took his army</i>
<i>over the Alps into Italy.</i>

375
00:30:40,565 --> 00:30:42,870
<i>He used elephants</i>
<i>to carry his equipment.</i>

376
00:30:42,957 --> 00:30:46,391
<i>Nobody thought you could take</i>
<i>an army over the Alps, but Hannibal did.</i>

377
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,957
Caught the Romans sleeping
and beat 'em up.

378
00:30:49,043 --> 00:30:52,261
[Woman] It's your life, Carl.
What do you think you should do?

379
00:30:52,348 --> 00:30:56,522
Well, I know this race driver.

380
00:30:56,609 --> 00:30:59,043
And I thought I could call him...

381
00:30:59,130 --> 00:31:02,174
and have him pick me up
at 3:00 this afternoon.

382
00:31:03,957 --> 00:31:06,696
I gotta get. I gotta
pick up a friend at 3:00.

383
00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:10,783
- Sure like to meet a guy like Hannibal.
- He's a piece of work, all right.

384
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:13,783
- <i>I may be gone for a couple of days.</i>
- [Kids Whining]

385
00:31:13,870 --> 00:31:16,043
Oh, fellas, I gotta make a livin'.

386
00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:19,522
I'll see ya maybe next week.
Don't steal no hubcaps.

387
00:31:20,609 --> 00:31:24,522
And not ask my sister's
permission or nothing?

388
00:31:24,609 --> 00:31:27,174
Be firm.
Don't let her run your life.

389
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:29,435
You run it.
Say it like you mean it...

390
00:31:29,522 --> 00:31:32,217
and most people will do
whatever you want.

391
00:31:32,304 --> 00:31:36,957
Good afternoon. Lieutenant Blackmore
to check out Captain Murdock
for psychiatric reevaluation.

392
00:31:37,043 --> 00:31:39,261
I don't have any orders
to that effect.

393
00:31:39,348 --> 00:31:44,870
His file was specifically chosen
by General Fred White,
the surgeon general of the air force.

394
00:31:44,957 --> 00:31:50,261
<i>We would like an update. I have gone</i>
<i>to a lot of trouble checking his Uncle</i>
<i>Deke out of Fairview Mental Hospital.</i>

395
00:31:50,348 --> 00:31:52,565
- His uncle who?
- His Uncle Deke Murdock.

396
00:31:53,739 --> 00:31:56,130
The cleaning fluid salesman.

397
00:31:56,261 --> 00:31:58,739
Certainly you're familiar
with his ammonia fixation.

398
00:31:58,826 --> 00:32:00,826
He hates it.

399
00:32:00,913 --> 00:32:03,261
No. He hates his Uncle Deke
who used to sell the stuff.

400
00:32:03,348 --> 00:32:05,522
- Classic hate transferral.
- You're kidding.

401
00:32:05,609 --> 00:32:09,609
I find it best not to kid about mental
disorder, don't you, Nurse Schnider?

402
00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:12,304
I don't have a lot of time.
I only have his uncle for the day...

403
00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:14,913
because he's scheduled for
a frontal lobe severance tomorrow.

404
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,696
His uncle is having
a lobotomy tomorrow?

405
00:32:17,783 --> 00:32:21,522
The whole family is crackers. Can we
move this along? I don't have a lot of time.

406
00:32:21,609 --> 00:32:24,043
And the general will be
calling me at 5:00.

407
00:32:28,087 --> 00:32:30,826
Have Captain Murdock
made ready for release.

408
00:32:30,913 --> 00:32:33,174
I'm surprised the surgeon general
let me out.

409
00:32:33,261 --> 00:32:35,957
He didn't. I did. I had to bring
your Uncle Deke into town.

410
00:32:36,043 --> 00:32:38,087
- How is Uncle Deke?
- You don't have an Uncle Deke.

411
00:32:38,174 --> 00:32:42,652
- I'm sorry to hear about that.
I was beginning to like him.
- You hated him. He used to beat you.

412
00:32:42,739 --> 00:32:45,913
That creep!

413
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,957
- Where'd you get the parade float?
- I scrounged it off Cactus Jack Perkins,
the rodeo rider.

414
00:32:50,043 --> 00:32:53,957
He thinks I'm doing a ring job on it
over the weekend. I got us a Gulfstream.
Can you fly it?

415
00:32:54,043 --> 00:32:56,087
Hey, brother,
if it's got wings, I can fly it.

416
00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:59,217
- Great.
- Hey, Face, what's a Gulfstream?

417
00:33:17,652 --> 00:33:22,435
Amy Allen. I'm Hannibal Smith.
I understand you wanna hire the A-Team.

418
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:26,478
- Mm-hmm
- We'll take the job.
You got the money and the picture?

419
00:33:26,565 --> 00:33:28,174
- Yeah.
- Give it to me.

420
00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:30,609
- Later.
- You wanna go to Mexico?

421
00:33:30,696 --> 00:33:32,826
You got it.

422
00:33:37,826 --> 00:33:42,217
Right now? I'm not packed.
What about my car?

423
00:33:42,261 --> 00:33:45,609
Lock it and leave it. We're leaving.
You got five seconds.

424
00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:56,522
Miss Amy Allen, may I present
Bosco Baracus. B.A.

425
00:33:56,609 --> 00:33:59,043
Don't worry about it.
He's got a bad attitude.

426
00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:01,957
But he'll grow on you.
Let's go, B.A.

427
00:34:07,391 --> 00:34:10,043
Colonel Lynch, this is Mark.
I made him.

428
00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:13,565
<i>Hejust picked a girl up in the garage</i>
<i>of the</i> Courier Express.

429
00:34:17,043 --> 00:34:20,957
Stay on him. Vector me in.

430
00:34:21,043 --> 00:34:25,435
Don't let him spot you.
I'm on my way with troops.

431
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,609
Kids.

432
00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:40,652
[Horn Honking]

433
00:34:40,739 --> 00:34:43,739
I've been laying the groundwork
on this plane deal for two months.

434
00:34:43,826 --> 00:34:45,826
Just keep your mouth shut.

435
00:34:45,913 --> 00:34:49,783
- Jo Bob Jameson.
- Howdy, Avon.

436
00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:53,174
I thought you and your Daddy Hank
bought that Lear in Santa Barbara.

437
00:34:53,261 --> 00:34:58,696
Before we start yammering away
on these business details, I want you
to meet my personal pilot.

438
00:34:58,783 --> 00:35:01,696
This here's a fella by the name
of Buster Hawthorn.

439
00:35:01,783 --> 00:35:05,130
- You give Avon a big old howdy.
- Big howdy.

440
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,304
Buster, why don't you mosey
on over there and take a real good
look at that Gulfstream...

441
00:35:11,391 --> 00:35:15,261
and we're gonna see if Avon and Jo Bob
gonna be able to cut us a calf here.

442
00:35:16,783 --> 00:35:20,304
- So, tell me what happened to the Lear.
- Oh. Well...

443
00:35:21,478 --> 00:35:23,696
This is gonna give you a big yahoo.

444
00:35:23,783 --> 00:35:26,478
All right. I get that little sucker
on home to Texas.

445
00:35:26,565 --> 00:35:30,522
Daddy Hank, he gets in.
He sets down. He's all excited.

446
00:35:30,609 --> 00:35:34,130
And I'll be damned if his Stetson
doesn't bang the top of that cabin.

447
00:35:34,217 --> 00:35:37,913
<i>He was madder than a hornets"nest</i>
<i>in a rainstorm. It was driving him nuts.</i>

448
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,435
So he says to me, "Jo Bob..."
He calls me Jo Bob.

449
00:35:40,522 --> 00:35:45,130
"Jo Bob, you get back on out there
and get me that Gulfstream
you was telling me about."

450
00:35:45,217 --> 00:35:47,261
So, here I am.

451
00:35:47,348 --> 00:35:50,435
- We can make the deal.
- You know what I was thinking though?

452
00:35:50,522 --> 00:35:55,174
I thought if I could test-fly that sucker
on down to Houston, Daddy Hank...
I call him Daddy Hank...

453
00:35:55,261 --> 00:35:57,217
<i>he"s down there</i>
<i>horse-trading hotels.</i>

454
00:35:57,304 --> 00:36:00,087
If I could fly him around
over the weekend...

455
00:36:00,174 --> 00:36:02,609
just make sure he ain't gonna
have no problems.

456
00:36:02,739 --> 00:36:05,957
I'd hate to have him knock
his hat off in the john.

457
00:36:06,043 --> 00:36:08,304
- I'll just make up the sales agreement.
- <i>Now listen here.</i>

458
00:36:08,391 --> 00:36:11,696
I'm a rude man.
Do y'all want a cheque, a deposit?

459
00:36:11,783 --> 00:36:15,565
Oh, no. Your credit's okay
with us, Jo Bob.

460
00:36:15,652 --> 00:36:17,783
You keep talking like that,
I'm gonna take you with me.

461
00:36:17,913 --> 00:36:21,043
- Where we going?
- We're gonna turn right up here.

462
00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:25,391
I ain't going to no airport, Hannibal. I ain't
gonna fly with that crazy fool Murdock.

463
00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:29,609
- Did I mention Murdock?
- Murdock?

464
00:36:29,696 --> 00:36:33,478
- We're not going to the airport, B.A.
- Isn't Murdock kind of crazy?

465
00:36:33,565 --> 00:36:35,783
If he's flying,
then we're dying.

466
00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:38,870
[Chuckles]

467
00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:43,130
Turn right, right up there.

468
00:36:55,304 --> 00:36:57,348
What you doing, sucker?

469
00:36:57,435 --> 00:37:02,522
- I think I'll get out for a minute.
- <i>[B.A.] What"s going on here?</i>

470
00:37:02,609 --> 00:37:06,000
This road leads directly
to the airport, Hannibal.

471
00:37:06,087 --> 00:37:09,261
This road is nowhere near
the airport.

472
00:37:09,348 --> 00:37:11,391
<i>[Airplane Passing By]</i>

473
00:37:13,087 --> 00:37:16,870
What's going on? Will somebody
please tell me what's going on?

474
00:37:16,957 --> 00:37:19,000
You lied to me.

475
00:37:20,087 --> 00:37:22,130
Lied? Me?

476
00:37:22,217 --> 00:37:24,348
<i>[Airplane Passing By]</i>

477
00:37:28,783 --> 00:37:32,652
I told you what I was gonna do
to you next time you tried to take me
on an airplane, didn't I?

478
00:37:32,739 --> 00:37:35,565
- What is going on?
- Now, B. A...

479
00:37:35,652 --> 00:37:38,739
you're gonna have one
of your anxiety blackouts and...

480
00:37:40,696 --> 00:37:44,087
Now take it easy, B.A.
Take it easy.

481
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,348
- Why'd he hit you?
- Hit me?

482
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,478
If he'd hit me,
I'd be in the hospital.

483
00:37:52,783 --> 00:37:55,522
[Mark] Colonel Lynch, it looks like
they're headed towards the airport.

484
00:37:55,609 --> 00:37:57,783
<i>[Lynch] l"m almost there.</i>
<i>l"m on the way with troops.</i>

485
00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:02,870
They're over there.

486
00:38:07,348 --> 00:38:09,391
Here we are.
There they are.

487
00:38:09,478 --> 00:38:11,957
<i>I love it when a plan comes together.</i>

488
00:38:12,043 --> 00:38:14,783
Get behind him and push.

489
00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:17,957
Wait a minute.
Let me get his foot.

490
00:38:18,043 --> 00:38:20,217
You have to do this
every time he flies?

491
00:38:20,304 --> 00:38:22,739
He's afraid to fly.
Kind of silly, isn't it?

492
00:38:22,826 --> 00:38:26,565
It's a notch or two past silly.
This is ridiculous.

493
00:38:26,652 --> 00:38:28,739
Get the luggage, kid.

494
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,261
- Who is that?
- <i>Oh, that?</i>

495
00:38:38,348 --> 00:38:41,652
That's nothing.
File it under "old business."

496
00:38:47,609 --> 00:38:50,174
Welcome to Air Chance.
Sorry. We're out of kosher dinners.

497
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:53,522
- Lynch is coming.
- Murdock!

498
00:38:56,174 --> 00:39:00,043
Lynch is right behind us, baby.
Get the clearance.

499
00:39:06,739 --> 00:39:09,000
Got him. Okay.

500
00:39:09,087 --> 00:39:11,174
Murdock, go!

501
00:39:17,826 --> 00:39:20,435
[Sirens Wailing]

502
00:39:57,261 --> 00:40:01,304
Ya-hoo!

503
00:40:01,391 --> 00:40:03,739
[Laughs]

504
00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:09,826
Hey, Faceman.
How you doing?

505
00:40:09,913 --> 00:40:12,435
Hannibal wanted me to tell you
we're headed to Acapulco.

506
00:40:12,522 --> 00:40:16,261
I don't have no flight plans for Mexico.
I could follow up the coast,
but we don't have enough fuel.

507
00:40:16,348 --> 00:40:19,261
It's better if I swing by the airport
and try to pick up a flight
and follow it down.

508
00:40:19,348 --> 00:40:22,391
All right, look, I have a 3:30...

509
00:40:22,478 --> 00:40:25,391
Aeronaves de Mexico into Acapulco...

510
00:40:25,478 --> 00:40:27,522
and I have...

511
00:40:27,609 --> 00:40:29,696
a 4:10 Western.

512
00:40:29,783 --> 00:40:31,783
<i>They"re both out of L.A.X.</i>

513
00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:35,043
I think that we go 4:10 Western
to Acapulco.

514
00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:37,739
They're big red and white ones.
They're easier to see.

515
00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:40,217
And their pilots don't mind
if you hitchhike.

516
00:40:43,783 --> 00:40:46,652
Excuse me, but what are you doing?

517
00:40:46,739 --> 00:40:49,783
We're tying him up
so he won't kill us if he comes to.

518
00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:51,913
I see.

519
00:40:53,478 --> 00:40:56,739
Excuse me again,
but isn't he one of you?

520
00:40:56,826 --> 00:40:58,783
- Isn't he on the team?
- Yes.

521
00:40:58,913 --> 00:41:01,696
- Then why'd you have to drug him?
- He hates the pilot.

522
00:41:01,783 --> 00:41:05,043
- Hates the pilot? Why?
- Because our pilot is insane.

523
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:09,043
So he's up there now flying us?

524
00:41:09,174 --> 00:41:11,130
Yes.

525
00:41:11,217 --> 00:41:14,087
♪♪ [Singing In Spanish]

526
00:41:15,304 --> 00:41:17,391
♪♪ [Stops]

527
00:41:22,478 --> 00:41:25,739
[Chuckles]
What a kidder.

528
00:41:25,826 --> 00:41:28,217
I'm not sure you are exactly
what I bargained for.

529
00:41:28,348 --> 00:41:30,565
Let's get something
straight right now.

530
00:41:30,652 --> 00:41:33,696
You want your friend back.
The authorities shined you on.

531
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:36,261
<i>So you went out and hired</i>
<i>a bunch of gunfighters.</i>

532
00:41:36,348 --> 00:41:41,435
Now, if you wanted somebody
with good manners,
you should have hired an English butler.

533
00:41:41,522 --> 00:41:45,130
- The pilot's really insane?
- We think so.

534
00:41:45,217 --> 00:41:49,261
- Are you still being chased
by the government?
- That's right.

535
00:41:49,348 --> 00:41:52,609
<i>What I don"t understand is why</i>
<i>you aren"t all living in Switzerland</i>
<i>where it"s safe.</i>

536
00:41:52,696 --> 00:41:55,870
Because we're not Swiss.
We're Americans.

537
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,130
<i>We"ve got a little problem right now.</i>

538
00:41:58,217 --> 00:42:01,217
But we'll work our way out of it somehow.
In the meantime...

539
00:42:01,304 --> 00:42:03,826
<i>we stick together</i>
<i>and do what we do best.</i>

540
00:42:03,913 --> 00:42:06,957
Now, Mr Lee said...

541
00:42:07,043 --> 00:42:10,913
<i>you had $ 150,000 to finance this...</i>

542
00:42:14,435 --> 00:42:17,130
operation, right?

543
00:42:17,217 --> 00:42:20,826
The bank was closed.
I borrowed all I could.

544
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:23,000
Twenty-five thousand and change.

545
00:42:24,826 --> 00:42:29,043
You came up a little short, honey.
Twenty-five thousand
won't keep us in jet fuel.

546
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,696
I think we ought to turn around
and call it off.

547
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:35,435
Mr Smith, I'm sorry.
I couldn't get the money fast enough.

548
00:42:35,522 --> 00:42:38,478
Mr Lee said he would call
and give me advance warning.

549
00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:42,522
- That isn't what he said.
- How do you know? You weren't there.

550
00:42:42,609 --> 00:42:46,130
He was spouting proverbs all over
the place. I couldn't understand him.

551
00:42:46,217 --> 00:42:50,130
We could start the movie company again.
Promote the stuff we need
from the film commission.

552
00:42:50,217 --> 00:42:54,957
- That's always such a big hassle.
- I promise you, we'll get the money
when we get back.

553
00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:57,783
<i>My word is good.</i>

554
00:43:01,435 --> 00:43:04,609
Women and people of high birth
are very trustworthy.

555
00:43:04,696 --> 00:43:06,696
[Speaking As Mr Lee]
The master say...

556
00:43:06,783 --> 00:43:09,565
woman and people of low birth...

557
00:43:09,652 --> 00:43:12,348
are hard to deal with.

558
00:43:12,435 --> 00:43:15,304
[Scoffs]
I'll be damned.

559
00:43:15,391 --> 00:43:19,087
No. You'll be a princess...

560
00:43:20,435 --> 00:43:22,696
in a world full of dragons.

561
00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:40,826
<i>[Air Traffic Controller] Flight 607, heavy.</i>
<i>You are on final approach and clear...</i>

562
00:43:40,913 --> 00:43:44,304
<i>to land on runway one-six.</i>

563
00:43:51,348 --> 00:43:53,783
He's waking up, Hannibal.

564
00:43:53,870 --> 00:43:57,043
Then he's gonna bust these straps
and feed us our shoes.

565
00:44:01,304 --> 00:44:03,957
♪♪ [Singing In Spanish]

566
00:44:07,870 --> 00:44:09,870
Uh...

567
00:44:10,913 --> 00:44:13,000
The sleeping giant awakes.

568
00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:17,435
- How fast can you get us down?
- You just landed, brother.

569
00:44:22,261 --> 00:44:26,478
<i>[Air Traffic Controller]</i>
<i>Unidentified aircraft</i>
<i>behind 607 heading.</i>

570
00:44:26,609 --> 00:44:30,304
- You are intruding on final approach
over another aircraft.
- What say, muchacho?

571
00:44:30,391 --> 00:44:32,609
[Man Speaking Spanish]

572
00:44:32,696 --> 00:44:35,174
Uh, aren't you supposed to talk
to that guy?

573
00:44:35,261 --> 00:44:39,000
[Murdock]
We got the Cisco Kid in the tower.
He's screaming at me in Mexican, man.

574
00:44:44,783 --> 00:44:48,130
[Hannibal] We're gonna have trouble
with the airport about this landing.

575
00:44:48,217 --> 00:44:51,043
They can't do anything to me.
I escaped from a mental institution.

576
00:44:51,130 --> 00:44:55,391
It's not my fault.
I don't even have a licence any more.
I don't think I should be flying at all.

577
00:45:14,826 --> 00:45:16,826
- [Hannibal] You got the script?
- It's in the back.

578
00:45:16,913 --> 00:45:19,696
Head of the film commission
is Miguel Perez. So we're doing
the sexy, dumb, blond movie.

579
00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:23,783
- What?
- Let's get this poor heart attack victim
off the plane. Murdock, bring your headset.

580
00:45:23,870 --> 00:45:26,826
<i>[Allen]</i>
<i>What are you guys doing?</i>

581
00:45:26,913 --> 00:45:30,391
Nurse, keep this
on the patient's face.

582
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,565
[Face]
Here we go again, Murdock.

583
00:45:40,348 --> 00:45:42,348
Heart attack victim.

584
00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:46,609
- This plane is being impounded
for illegal landing. Who's the pilot?
- Who are you?

585
00:45:46,696 --> 00:45:50,609
I am Ground Control Officer Sanchez.
I'm asking you, who's
the pilot of this aircraft?

586
00:45:50,696 --> 00:45:55,087
- This man is dying. How is he, Doctor?
- Seventy over 120. Pulse is weak.
Is he on medication?

587
00:45:55,174 --> 00:45:57,348
He's got medication in the luggage.
Bring the luggage!

588
00:45:57,435 --> 00:46:01,435
- [Allen] I think he's not breathing.
- Nobody said anything about
a heart attack. Nobody told us.

589
00:46:01,522 --> 00:46:04,217
Of course you weren't told.
We didn't wanna panic the passengers.

590
00:46:04,348 --> 00:46:06,304
- What passengers?
- I was a passenger.

591
00:46:06,435 --> 00:46:08,609
- What?
- This man is dying. Where's the hospital?

592
00:46:08,696 --> 00:46:10,609
- On the main road to town.
- Keys, please.

593
00:46:10,696 --> 00:46:14,783
<i>Sixty over 112 and dropping.</i>
<i>We"re gonna need life support.</i>
<i>This man"s almost dead.</i>

594
00:46:14,870 --> 00:46:17,913
- Keys!
- I'll call you from the hospital.

595
00:46:38,957 --> 00:46:43,565
- Where are we, man?
- Welcome back, B.A. You really slept, kid.

596
00:46:43,652 --> 00:46:46,565
- <i>[B.A.] Where are we?</i>
- <i>[Face] We"re in beautiful Puntarenas.</i>

597
00:46:46,652 --> 00:46:49,348
We drove all night,
and you slept like a baby.

598
00:46:49,435 --> 00:46:52,739
It's a long ride. I wish one
of these times you'd agree to fly.

599
00:46:52,826 --> 00:46:56,087
- I am stiff as a board.
- It's Friday already?

600
00:46:56,217 --> 00:47:00,652
Right. Must have had one
of your little anxiety blackouts.

601
00:47:00,739 --> 00:47:04,261
- <i>How you feeling?</i>
- Ain't feeling like I slept no 26 hours, man.

602
00:47:04,348 --> 00:47:07,957
<i>And when" d you get here?</i>
<i>What you doing? You can"t drive, sucker!</i>

603
00:47:08,043 --> 00:47:09,739
I can't?

604
00:47:09,826 --> 00:47:14,522
Okay, I give up. I give up.
It's all yours. It's all yours. It's all yours.

605
00:47:16,609 --> 00:47:19,043
You were asleep.
Somebody had to drive this hunk of junk.

606
00:47:21,478 --> 00:47:26,565
<i>All right. Face, you get us some digs</i>
<i>and start throwing snowballs</i>
<i>at the film commissioner.</i>

607
00:47:26,652 --> 00:47:29,913
We're probably gonna have to scrounge
a pot of stuff'cause the client stiffed us.

608
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,652
- I said I was sorry.
- Now that B.A.'s all rested,
I'll take him with me and Miss Allen.

609
00:47:34,739 --> 00:47:37,783
<i>We"ll get a line on Manny Cortez</i>
<i>and play it like it lays.</i>

610
00:47:37,870 --> 00:47:40,652
Good enough. Murdock and I
will handle the film commission.

611
00:47:40,739 --> 00:47:43,304
Are we doing <i>Boots and Bikinis</i> again?

612
00:47:43,391 --> 00:47:48,043
I hate that movie. Face, did you
ever read that script? It stinks.

613
00:47:48,130 --> 00:47:50,696
We're gonna keep making it
till we get it right.

614
00:47:50,783 --> 00:47:54,870
- It's Friday already?
I must have slept like a brick.
- You really did, B.A.

615
00:47:54,957 --> 00:47:57,130
- <i>[Face]</i>
<i>Got a favourite hotel down here?</i>
- Nah.

616
00:47:57,217 --> 00:47:59,739
- The Princess is nice.
- Good enough. Let's go.

617
00:47:59,826 --> 00:48:02,391
We gotta get some new threads
before we hit the Princess.

618
00:48:02,478 --> 00:48:04,913
It's Friday already?

619
00:48:19,304 --> 00:48:22,652
- [Speaks Spanish] Are you checking in?
- I'm with 20th Century Fox.

620
00:48:22,783 --> 00:48:25,913
- We're with the movie company.
- Pardon me, sir?

621
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,652
The Farrah Fawcett, Bo Derek,
Loni Anderson movie.

622
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,522
- The what?
- Of course you've been told about it.

623
00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:35,913
I'm sorry, sir, but I know nothing
about that. Perhaps at the desk.

624
00:48:36,043 --> 00:48:39,261
Oh, boy. There better not have been
a foul-up on this.

625
00:48:39,348 --> 00:48:43,043
My head will roll
if this deal got messed up too.

626
00:48:57,913 --> 00:49:01,000
- [Hannibal] Okay, this is the place.
- [Allen] What place?

627
00:49:01,087 --> 00:49:05,261
Telephone numbers in Massey's notes,
it belongs to this joint.

628
00:49:05,348 --> 00:49:08,522
You're the backup.
I'll go in and tip the joint over.

629
00:49:08,652 --> 00:49:11,957
- See what happens.
- I'm going with you.

630
00:49:12,043 --> 00:49:14,304
- You got health insurance?
- Yes.

631
00:49:14,391 --> 00:49:17,783
"Tip the joint over"?
Very macho, but is it smart?

632
00:49:17,870 --> 00:49:21,043
If I was smart, I wouldn't be working
for some skirt with no money.

633
00:49:23,783 --> 00:49:27,826
You learn to love him, mama,
but it takes a long time.

634
00:49:27,957 --> 00:49:31,391
That's the same thing
he said about you.

635
00:49:41,348 --> 00:49:45,739
This place looks long on local colour
and short on blended whisky.

636
00:49:45,826 --> 00:49:49,130
- I hope you have a plan.
- Of course I do, Miss Allen.

637
00:49:49,217 --> 00:49:50,652
<i>[Man]</i>
<i>Hey, señor.</i>

638
00:49:50,739 --> 00:49:53,043
This bar is not
for American tourists.

639
00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:57,043
Glad to hear it. It's kind of hot out there.
You got a couple of beers?

640
00:49:57,130 --> 00:50:00,304
<i>We have nothing for you here,</i>
<i>except a warning.</i>

641
00:50:00,391 --> 00:50:04,261
Go now. There is plenty cantinas
down at the beach.

642
00:50:04,348 --> 00:50:07,783
I'm looking for a man
named Manny Cortez.

643
00:50:11,522 --> 00:50:13,478
- Is this part of the plan?
- No.

644
00:50:13,565 --> 00:50:16,652
<i>[Speaking Spanish]</i>

645
00:50:19,261 --> 00:50:22,913
We are not little children to be impressed
because you speak our language.

646
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,478
<i>We"re gonna find out</i>
<i>what you want.</i>

647
00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:27,522
- Is this...
- No.

648
00:50:27,609 --> 00:50:30,348
You want tough?
You got tough.

649
00:50:31,783 --> 00:50:34,217
B.A.!

650
00:50:48,739 --> 00:50:51,130
- Quintana!
- [Speaks Spanish]

651
00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:53,348
<i>[Speaks Spanish]</i>

652
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,348
- You want him?
- No, you take him.

653
00:51:18,957 --> 00:51:20,913
- [People Shouting]
- Is this part of the plan?

654
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,217
- No.
- I didn't think so.

655
00:51:49,087 --> 00:51:51,522
[Speaks Spanish]

656
00:52:24,087 --> 00:52:25,696
Oh, well.

657
00:52:36,609 --> 00:52:39,826
Amy Allen.
<i>Los Angeles Courier Express.</i>

658
00:52:39,913 --> 00:52:43,565
- If I might explain...
- I wasn't talking to you, <i>chico,</i>
so keep it still.

659
00:52:43,652 --> 00:52:47,000
<i>Why do you want Manny Cortez?</i>

660
00:52:47,087 --> 00:52:51,130
I'm looking for a friend of mine.
His name is Al Massey.

661
00:52:51,217 --> 00:52:53,261
He also worked on the <i>Courier.</i>

662
00:52:53,348 --> 00:52:56,261
He was down here on a story
and he disappeared.

663
00:52:56,348 --> 00:52:59,652
- I wanna find him.
- [Spanish]

664
00:53:01,565 --> 00:53:05,435
So he told you about her.
But that doesn't tell us who you are, sonny.

665
00:53:05,522 --> 00:53:07,913
I'm the man you
so desperately seek, señor.

666
00:53:09,130 --> 00:53:11,609
I'm Manny Cortez.

667
00:53:12,739 --> 00:53:14,870
I love it when a plan comes together.

668
00:53:16,348 --> 00:53:19,043
[Spanish]

669
00:53:19,087 --> 00:53:22,043
Al Massey was captured by a bandit,
Malavida Valdez.

670
00:53:22,130 --> 00:53:24,087
<i>He"s terrorizing villages</i>
<i>in the mountains.</i>

671
00:53:24,174 --> 00:53:28,087
I'm a marked man.
Valdez has agents in Puntarenas.

672
00:53:28,217 --> 00:53:31,696
- I must be careful.
- <i>[Allen] What about Al? Is he okay?</i>

673
00:53:31,783 --> 00:53:34,391
There's a chance he's still alive.

674
00:53:34,478 --> 00:53:38,478
- We'll talk about it later.
- <i>[Hannibal] We"re at the Princess Hotel.</i>

675
00:53:46,783 --> 00:53:50,348
[B.A.]
Hello. All right!

676
00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:54,826
- [Allen] How much did this place cost?
- [Hannibal] Nothing. It's on the house.

677
00:53:54,913 --> 00:53:58,652
José, the manager, couldn't turn
any rooms, so we had to settle
for the owner's villa.

678
00:53:58,783 --> 00:54:01,391
Everybody's got their own room.
You'll find clothing in the bedroom closet.

679
00:54:01,478 --> 00:54:05,435
Miguel, the film commissioner,
is reading the script.
Get him out there beating the bushes.

680
00:54:05,522 --> 00:54:09,783
The rewrites are coming tomorrow. The
green pages will have most of the scenes
that contain the equipment we need.

681
00:54:09,870 --> 00:54:12,522
- Good.
- Do you do this all the time?

682
00:54:12,609 --> 00:54:16,348
- We haven't done the movie company
in six months.
- So, what do we do next?

683
00:54:16,435 --> 00:54:20,652
See Manny Cortez, get his story, scrounge
the stuff we need and get out of town.

684
00:54:20,739 --> 00:54:25,043
Tomorrow morning, I wanna be
on my way to San Rio Blanco.

685
00:54:26,087 --> 00:54:28,609
[Cortez]
Valdez usually comes in from this direction.

686
00:54:28,696 --> 00:54:32,739
It's all open out here. Any sentry could
spot him almost a mile and a half away.

687
00:54:32,826 --> 00:54:37,478
- You've got to have some idea
where the marijuana fields are.
- Somewhere in here.

688
00:54:37,565 --> 00:54:42,043
<i>The townpeople who has been forced</i>
<i>to work on the fields estimate them</i>
<i>to be approximately five miles...</i>

689
00:54:42,130 --> 00:54:46,087
which, by jeep,
would put it somewhere in this radius.

690
00:54:46,174 --> 00:54:48,739
<i>Whenever he takes them out there,</i>
<i>they are blindfolded.</i>

691
00:54:48,826 --> 00:54:53,696
Don't worry. If it's inside a five mile radius,
I can spot it... from the air.

692
00:54:53,783 --> 00:54:56,609
- We're gonna need some armour plating.
- Got it.

693
00:54:56,696 --> 00:55:00,087
And a deuce and a half.
Maybe a dump truck. Something big.

694
00:55:00,174 --> 00:55:02,174
Ten-wheeler?

695
00:55:02,261 --> 00:55:05,130
I think we'll spray this guy's field.

696
00:55:05,217 --> 00:55:08,783
A crop duster and some poison
to kill his marijuana crops.

697
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:11,783
I love it when a mark is angry.
They don't think straight.

698
00:55:11,870 --> 00:55:14,261
And it'll bring him to us.
Make him play on our field.

699
00:55:14,348 --> 00:55:17,217
Poison.

700
00:55:17,304 --> 00:55:19,957
Crop duster.

701
00:55:20,043 --> 00:55:25,087
I'd love some artillery.
A 105 would be beautiful. Recoilless.

702
00:55:25,174 --> 00:55:29,565
That's gonna be tough to work into
a picture called <i>Boots and Bikinis.</i>

703
00:55:29,652 --> 00:55:32,130
I'll get something.
Don't bother Miguel.

704
00:55:32,261 --> 00:55:35,348
<i>Wait a minute. How are you</i>
<i>gonna get all that stuff?</i>

705
00:55:35,478 --> 00:55:40,957
We're not. Miguel, the film commissioner,
is, if Amy will lend us a hand.

706
00:55:41,043 --> 00:55:43,696
The director, Andre,
is coming down tomorrow...

707
00:55:43,783 --> 00:55:46,826
with Bo, Loni, and Farrah,
and nothing's been set up.

708
00:55:46,913 --> 00:55:51,391
Boobala, you know I'm in big trouble
with Andre. I mean, chickie, my job
is hanging by the ol' threadola.

709
00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:53,522
But, Mr Peck, a crop duster?

710
00:55:53,609 --> 00:55:56,913
Three-inch metal plating? None of these
things were in the script that I read.

711
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,739
- Amy!
- It's all in the greens.

712
00:55:59,826 --> 00:56:03,870
You did get the green pages? I had you on
the distribution list with all the revisions.

713
00:56:03,957 --> 00:56:07,783
<i>l"ll straighten that out and get you</i>
<i>a xerox of my copy, Mr Perez.</i>

714
00:56:07,913 --> 00:56:10,609
[Chuckles]
Miguel.

715
00:56:10,696 --> 00:56:13,652
I still don't see. The story I read
was about three American blonds...

716
00:56:13,739 --> 00:56:18,000
<i>who fall in love with a lifeguard,</i>
<i>a bullfighter and a schoolteacher.</i>

717
00:56:18,087 --> 00:56:21,913
<i>Andre"s got this idea about stickin"</i>
<i>in this cornball dream sequence.</i>

718
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,087
Bo Derek on the wing of a biplane...

719
00:56:24,174 --> 00:56:27,043
spraying this field
that her lover is standing in below.

720
00:56:27,130 --> 00:56:30,304
You want my opinion? It stinks! That kinda
stuff went out with capped teeth.

721
00:56:30,391 --> 00:56:33,913
- But if he wants it, he gets it.
- And the armour plating is for what?

722
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:39,087
- It's not armour plating, Mike.
- It's metal bulkhead
for the submarine sequence.

723
00:56:39,174 --> 00:56:41,522
<i>I know. I know.</i> Qué <i>submarine?</i>

724
00:56:41,652 --> 00:56:45,609
Well, the part of the lifeguard
has been rewritten.
He's now a sub commander.

725
00:56:45,739 --> 00:56:47,957
<i>We"re doing two scenes</i>
<i>where Loni comes aboard the sub.</i>

726
00:56:48,043 --> 00:56:50,130
But we have no submarines
in our navy.

727
00:56:50,217 --> 00:56:55,696
It's a fluff picture, Mike.
The director is a nut bar. Nothin' makes
sense in Hollywood any more.

728
00:56:55,783 --> 00:57:00,739
Listen. Just help me here. Stay with me,
boobie. At least I'm not asking you
for a lousy cannon.

729
00:57:15,783 --> 00:57:18,913
<i>A bus? What happened</i>
<i>to the 10-wheel truck?</i>

730
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,435
It's the best I could do on such short notice.
I'm working Miguel overtime.

731
00:57:22,522 --> 00:57:25,261
We got a line on the armour plating
and the crop duster.

732
00:57:25,348 --> 00:57:30,000
We're having trouble getting poison,
so I got him working on bleach, but
he's beginning to wheeze when he walks.

733
00:57:30,087 --> 00:57:32,609
Use ammonia. That stuff's terrific.

734
00:57:32,696 --> 00:57:35,217
<i>[Hannibal]</i>
<i>Good idea. Use ammonia.</i>

735
00:57:35,304 --> 00:57:40,348
B.A. and I'll load the bus.
You go with Howling Mad.
Now, drop the stuff in the field at noon.

736
00:57:40,435 --> 00:57:42,696
- You got the leaflets?
- Yeah.

737
00:57:42,783 --> 00:57:46,783
- Had to spend some of
Amy's cash to get these.
- Mount up and roll it.

738
00:57:46,870 --> 00:57:48,870
We'll pick up Manny at Loco Toro.

739
00:57:48,957 --> 00:57:51,087
This thing ain't
gonna make it five miles.

740
00:57:51,174 --> 00:57:55,609
- <i>Tyres worn out. Sucker need new rings.</i>
- <i>B.A., you can fix anything.</i>

741
00:57:55,696 --> 00:58:00,261
Our director, Andre, has got
real confidence in you, boobala.

742
00:58:00,348 --> 00:58:03,783
When this piece of junk start
woofing out smoke and blowing gaskets...

743
00:58:03,870 --> 00:58:06,217
Andre ain't gonna be so happy.

744
00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:25,217
- What's this?
- <i>That"s a tent tightener.</i>

745
00:58:27,783 --> 00:58:31,304
- Where do you come from?
- Actually, I'm a rancher.

746
00:58:31,391 --> 00:58:33,261
<i>- [Allen] A rancher?</i>
<i>- Uh-huh.</i>

747
00:58:33,348 --> 00:58:35,565
Like in rope 'em and brand 'em?

748
00:58:35,652 --> 00:58:39,565
Got over 200 acres and more
head of cow than people can drink milk.

749
00:58:39,696 --> 00:58:44,043
I miss ridin' over the north 40
Sunday mornings...

750
00:58:44,130 --> 00:58:47,130
sitting on top of ol' Topper...

751
00:58:47,217 --> 00:58:50,174
Iookin' across my spread.

752
00:58:50,261 --> 00:58:52,522
It's the place I call home.

753
00:58:52,609 --> 00:58:56,435
You're not a rancher. That's bull.

754
00:58:56,522 --> 00:58:59,304
Nice, though, isn't it?

755
00:59:41,087 --> 00:59:43,652
[Spanish]

756
00:59:47,391 --> 00:59:49,870
I was born in this town.

757
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,043
My family has lived here
for 200 years.

758
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:54,174
These people are good.

759
00:59:54,261 --> 00:59:56,304
I hope they're brave.

760
00:59:56,391 --> 01:00:00,652
If we're gonna run off some bandits,
we're gonna need some help.

761
01:00:00,739 --> 01:00:03,739
No! How many more of you want
to be beaten by that maniac...

762
01:00:03,826 --> 01:00:05,826
or those pigs who ride with him?

763
01:00:05,913 --> 01:00:08,826
If you don't fight back,
he'll continue beating you.

764
01:00:08,913 --> 01:00:11,783
How long can this go on?

765
01:00:11,870 --> 01:00:15,696
He's right.
Our fathers would spit on us.

766
01:00:15,783 --> 01:00:17,826
We have been cowards.

767
01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:22,130
It is better to fight and die
than to run like children.

768
01:00:22,217 --> 01:00:26,391
We're here because
we're friends of Al Massey.

769
01:00:26,478 --> 01:00:29,739
You listened to him.
He tried to help you.

770
01:00:29,826 --> 01:00:33,522
He was dragged from this town
by Malavida Valdez.

771
01:00:33,609 --> 01:00:37,652
And I, for one, do not wish to fight.
We are not soldiers.

772
01:00:37,739 --> 01:00:39,696
I am a soldier.

773
01:00:39,783 --> 01:00:41,739
But we are not strong enough.

774
01:00:41,870 --> 01:00:44,478
Hold it.

775
01:00:44,565 --> 01:00:48,652
<i>You mean you people are gonna let</i>
<i>this man continue to beat on your heads?</i>

776
01:00:49,913 --> 01:00:53,043
There ain't nothin' in the world
worth losin' your pride for.

777
01:00:53,913 --> 01:00:57,913
Life don't mean nothin'
unless you can hold your head up high.

778
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:03,261
I know. 'Cause I come from a place
where the rats are big as alley cats.

779
01:01:03,348 --> 01:01:08,739
I had no money.
Didn't have a house to stay in.

780
01:01:08,826 --> 01:01:11,870
But, brother, let me tell you something.

781
01:01:11,957 --> 01:01:16,478
Nobody ever pushed me around.

782
01:01:17,609 --> 01:01:22,435
Look at you. Standin' here
lookin' at your shoes.

783
01:01:22,522 --> 01:01:28,087
Moanin' about some dumb,
big, fat, stupid, stinkin' bandit.

784
01:01:28,174 --> 01:01:31,217
<i>I suppose I can understand</i>
<i>one man runnin"scared...</i>

785
01:01:31,304 --> 01:01:33,391
but a whole town?

786
01:01:35,652 --> 01:01:37,696
A whole village?

787
01:01:40,043 --> 01:01:42,217
You people might as well be dead.

788
01:01:49,261 --> 01:01:55,000
I call for a vote. All of those who would
drive this bandit out of our town,
raise their hands.

789
01:02:02,957 --> 01:02:06,348
[Spanish]

790
01:02:22,087 --> 01:02:25,217
You're right.
He really does grow on you.

791
01:02:47,739 --> 01:02:50,174
[Children Laughing]

792
01:02:50,261 --> 01:02:52,348
What do you kids want?

793
01:03:03,783 --> 01:03:07,565
Okay. Come on. You kids
can help me carry this pole.

794
01:03:07,652 --> 01:03:09,739
Let's go. Let's go.

795
01:03:55,130 --> 01:03:58,304
Heads up.
Look out below!

796
01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:07,304
Looks like you got
some help, huh?

797
01:04:09,870 --> 01:04:12,478
- I love kids.
- <i>They seem to like you too.</i>

798
01:04:12,609 --> 01:04:15,522
I guess they're not fooled
by that scowl you're always wearing.

799
01:04:15,609 --> 01:04:18,522
Look, lady, the way I am
is the way I am.

800
01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:21,609
<i>If I scare people, it gives me room.</i>

801
01:04:21,739 --> 01:04:24,043
How do people work with you
if they're so afraid...

802
01:04:24,130 --> 01:04:26,870
you're gonna rip their tongue out
if they say the wrong thing to you?

803
01:04:28,348 --> 01:04:31,261
You talkin' about Hannibal?
He ain't afraid of nothin'.

804
01:04:31,348 --> 01:04:35,087
- You think he has a death wish?
- No. He's just got the jazz.

805
01:04:35,174 --> 01:04:37,261
That's all.
Hannibal got the jazz.

806
01:04:37,348 --> 01:04:39,391
- The jazz?
- Yep.

807
01:04:39,478 --> 01:04:43,783
He's been livin' on the edge ever since
I known him. He's one crazy,
hooked-together dude.

808
01:04:43,870 --> 01:04:45,870
<i>That"s what kept him alive</i>
<i>through "Nam.</i>

809
01:04:45,957 --> 01:04:48,087
Kept me and the others alive also.

810
01:04:48,174 --> 01:04:50,957
- Then why do you do it?
- For the jazz, baby.

811
01:04:51,043 --> 01:04:53,087
It's like walkin' into
a casino in Vegas...

812
01:04:53,174 --> 01:04:56,783
layin' down your money on the crap table
and winnin' on the first roll.

813
01:04:56,870 --> 01:04:59,261
You can't walk away. You just can't.

814
01:04:59,348 --> 01:05:02,043
You know you can beat 'em
because you just done it.

815
01:05:02,130 --> 01:05:04,130
- That's not the same thing.
- <i>Sure it is.</i>

816
01:05:04,217 --> 01:05:10,130
If you want this guy, Valdez, bad enough,
and we get him, you'll feel it. Wait and see.

817
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,304
♪♪ [Murdock Singing In Italian]

818
01:05:28,609 --> 01:05:32,391
Okay, that's it.

819
01:05:33,957 --> 01:05:36,435
Let's circle around,
hit 'em with the ammonia.

820
01:05:42,609 --> 01:05:45,913
♪♪ [Continues]

821
01:06:04,739 --> 01:06:07,652
<i>[Gunfire]</i>

822
01:06:10,826 --> 01:06:13,783
<i>[Cackling]</i>

823
01:06:16,130 --> 01:06:20,130
<i>[Murdock Shouting Jubilantly]</i>

824
01:06:31,087 --> 01:06:33,478
<i>## [Resumes]</i>

825
01:07:01,087 --> 01:07:04,957
<i>[Murdock Shouting Jubilantly]</i>

826
01:07:09,043 --> 01:07:11,739
All right!

827
01:07:21,391 --> 01:07:24,087
[Spanish]

828
01:07:59,304 --> 01:08:02,565
- I get this? How come?
- Control the air, you win the war.

829
01:08:02,652 --> 01:08:04,739
- Yeah, but won't we shoot off the prop?
- Nah.

830
01:08:04,826 --> 01:08:09,261
That's what this is for, man. Timin' chains.
Bullet fires between the blades of the prop.

831
01:08:09,348 --> 01:08:12,087
- Is he nuts?
- No, I'm nuts.

832
01:08:12,174 --> 01:08:14,304
He's just an angry mud-sucker.

833
01:09:06,739 --> 01:09:11,565
<i>You think you can spit on me?</i>
<i>I will have your stinking lives for this!</i>

834
01:09:11,652 --> 01:09:15,435
<i>You cannot hide.</i>
<i>Not from Malavida Valdez!</i>

835
01:09:30,913 --> 01:09:32,652
Up here, fatso!

836
01:09:35,652 --> 01:09:39,304
Hey, <i>muchacho.</i>
Why you shoot at Malavida?

837
01:09:39,391 --> 01:09:41,565
<i>"Cause you"re a lousy piece of crud...</i>

838
01:09:41,652 --> 01:09:46,174
and you ought to be hung upside down
from your heels in a vat of pig slop!

839
01:09:46,261 --> 01:09:48,696
You're gonna make me angry, gringo.

840
01:09:48,783 --> 01:09:50,783
You're not smart enough to be angry.

841
01:09:50,870 --> 01:09:53,957
You're just mean and stupid.

842
01:09:54,043 --> 01:09:56,304
One man alone in a bell tower?

843
01:09:56,391 --> 01:10:00,435
<i>You are in the high position,</i>
<i>but you are alone.</i>

844
01:10:00,522 --> 01:10:04,478
Maybe I take a grenade
and blow your house down.

845
01:10:04,565 --> 01:10:08,391
I'm not alone.
Give this gonzo a haircut.

846
01:10:08,478 --> 01:10:11,391
[Gunfire]

847
01:10:15,957 --> 01:10:19,391
Señor, you make
the big mistake with me.

848
01:10:19,478 --> 01:10:23,087
There is no need for us to be enemies.

849
01:10:23,174 --> 01:10:26,783
This town is full of men with no heart.

850
01:10:26,870 --> 01:10:30,000
<i>You and I, maybe we make a deal.</i>

851
01:10:30,087 --> 01:10:33,739
Maybe you come down
from there and we talk.

852
01:10:33,826 --> 01:10:36,739
Here's the deal...
you give me Al Massey...

853
01:10:36,826 --> 01:10:39,304
turn your jeeps around
and get out of town.

854
01:10:39,391 --> 01:10:44,435
- And if I say no?
- Then I turn you into a taco dinner.

855
01:10:44,565 --> 01:10:47,739
You got 30 seconds, meathead,
before we start blasting.

856
01:10:47,826 --> 01:10:50,348
No deal, señor!
[Spanish]

857
01:10:52,870 --> 01:10:55,304
Stitch 'em, Murdock.
I'm goin' around back.

858
01:11:28,783 --> 01:11:30,870
Now, B.A.

859
01:11:30,957 --> 01:11:33,565
<i>[Engine Revving]</i>

860
01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:48,391
<i>[Gunfire]</i>

861
01:11:54,304 --> 01:11:56,000
Reload.

862
01:12:20,565 --> 01:12:22,652
<i>[Bus Bell Ringing]</i>

863
01:12:27,130 --> 01:12:29,565
[Cheering]

864
01:12:39,783 --> 01:12:42,565
[Gunfire]

865
01:12:59,261 --> 01:13:02,391
♪♪ [Singing In Italian]

866
01:13:20,609 --> 01:13:22,696
Hey, did you hear that?

867
01:13:22,783 --> 01:13:26,174
Sounds like the bullets hittin' the prop.
The timing chain's slipped.

868
01:13:26,261 --> 01:13:29,478
Hittin' the prop?
We'll shoot it off!

869
01:13:29,565 --> 01:13:32,652
<i>You gotta go with the flow, baby.</i>

870
01:13:32,739 --> 01:13:36,304
Hang on. I'm making another run.
[Barking]

871
01:13:42,957 --> 01:13:46,087
<i>[Murdock Shouting Jubilantly]</i>

872
01:13:51,783 --> 01:13:55,522
- [Spanish]
- <i>[Gunfire]</i>

873
01:13:58,522 --> 01:14:01,522
[Bus Bell Ringing]

874
01:15:06,174 --> 01:15:08,652
Well...

875
01:15:08,739 --> 01:15:11,391
you're out of dirt road
and good luck, fatso.

876
01:15:11,478 --> 01:15:13,522
<i>Better throw your weapons down.</i>

877
01:15:26,304 --> 01:15:28,957
Holy Moly! Who are those guys?
Hannibal!

878
01:15:29,043 --> 01:15:33,087
Comin' up the river at ya. If they're
unfriendlies, baby, you are in trouble.

879
01:15:36,826 --> 01:15:39,000
Those guys aren't the army.
They're guerrillas.

880
01:15:39,087 --> 01:15:41,130
B.A., let's go!

881
01:15:41,217 --> 01:15:44,826
- <i>Oh, man!</i>
- [Bell Ringing]

882
01:15:47,348 --> 01:15:48,957
He's got about 400 reinforcements.

883
01:15:49,043 --> 01:15:51,435
<i>[Spanish]</i>

884
01:16:08,391 --> 01:16:10,348
Goodbye, sweet prince.

885
01:16:23,261 --> 01:16:25,739
<i>## [Resumes]</i>

886
01:17:04,522 --> 01:17:08,957
- You all right?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

887
01:17:09,043 --> 01:17:11,957
Face, this is Hannibal.
They got us.

888
01:17:12,043 --> 01:17:14,043
Do you read?

889
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:17,435
Face, give us some help.
Do you read me?

890
01:17:17,522 --> 01:17:20,261
<i>[Gunfire]</i>

891
01:17:20,348 --> 01:17:22,391
<i>[Malavida]</i>
<i>Señor, come out.</i>

892
01:17:22,478 --> 01:17:26,217
Come out and see what
kind of surprise I have for you.

893
01:17:28,652 --> 01:17:31,652
Wonderful sense of humour, huh?

894
01:17:37,130 --> 01:17:42,391
Well, you certainly know how
to throw a party, neighbour.

895
01:18:16,348 --> 01:18:19,130
You want Al Massey.
[Chuckles]

896
01:18:19,217 --> 01:18:21,913
He no look too good today.

897
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,696
Al!

898
01:18:25,739 --> 01:18:30,826
Al, it's Amy.
What have they done to you?

899
01:18:32,739 --> 01:18:37,043
Amy! What are you...
What are you doing?

900
01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:39,565
She come to rescue you, Massey.

901
01:18:39,652 --> 01:18:43,000
<i>They all come down to rescue you.</i>

902
01:18:43,087 --> 01:18:46,696
I think you should hire
some better peoples next time.

903
01:18:46,783 --> 01:18:50,348
No. Not you, gringo. Not you.
We still have some talking to do.

904
01:18:50,435 --> 01:18:52,522
[Spanish]

905
01:18:54,435 --> 01:18:59,870
So, you are the man who has been
causing Señor Valdez so much trouble.

906
01:18:59,957 --> 01:19:04,087
It doesn't take much to cause him trouble.
He keeps tripping over his I.Q.

907
01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:08,957
And who is captured?
Who is the man about to die, huh?

908
01:19:14,435 --> 01:19:17,217
My guess is you don't know
what's going on here anyway.

909
01:19:17,304 --> 01:19:21,913
- <i>You are no threat to us.</i>
- I think I got the game down.

910
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,478
Malavida's a tax man.

911
01:19:24,609 --> 01:19:27,000
He's been running around,
shaking down these mountain villages...

912
01:19:27,087 --> 01:19:31,043
making them grow his marijuana,
then selling it to an American importer...

913
01:19:31,130 --> 01:19:34,217
taking his cut and dropping
the cash in your lap.

914
01:19:34,304 --> 01:19:37,913
How's it sound so far?
Bull's-eye, right?

915
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:42,174
And you've been using the money
to finance your so-called
guerrilla operation up here...

916
01:19:42,261 --> 01:19:44,391
<i>secondhand junk you call weapons...</i>

917
01:19:44,478 --> 01:19:47,870
<i>makin"believe you"re Che Guevara,</i>
<i>runnin"around in the bushes...</i>

918
01:19:47,957 --> 01:19:50,739
trying to learn how
to do column manoeuvres
without running over your hat.

919
01:19:50,826 --> 01:19:54,391
You have a very
irritating manner, señor.

920
01:19:54,478 --> 01:19:57,261
Yeah. I know. I been working
on my personality.

921
01:19:57,348 --> 01:20:00,913
Read the Don Rickles book and everything.
Nothing seems to be helping.

922
01:20:03,739 --> 01:20:07,826
How many people know about it?
About us, huh?

923
01:20:07,913 --> 01:20:10,696
Well, if I were you, I'd pull out
the camouflage netting.

924
01:20:10,783 --> 01:20:13,565
<i>You"re really big in the papers</i>
<i>in Puntarenas.</i>

925
01:20:13,609 --> 01:20:15,870
Right now, the national army
is on its way.

926
01:20:15,957 --> 01:20:18,696
You better dig your cannons out of
the mud, 'cause you're running out of time.

927
01:20:18,783 --> 01:20:20,783
The army?

928
01:20:20,870 --> 01:20:22,783
- The army?
- <i>[Face] Yeah, the army.</i>

929
01:20:22,870 --> 01:20:27,652
- What's the big deal, chickie?
- But the script I read,
there's nothing here about an army.

930
01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:31,565
- These things take time.
- Okay, Miguel, you want it straight?

931
01:20:31,652 --> 01:20:33,652
I'll give it straight.

932
01:20:33,739 --> 01:20:36,348
I am real, real disappointed
with this film commission.

933
01:20:36,435 --> 01:20:41,000
I've read the ads you run
in the Hollywood trade papers.
"Come down here and film in splendour."

934
01:20:41,087 --> 01:20:46,087
All that <i>"bueno, mi compadres"</i> junk.
Since I got here, nothing but complaints
and arguments. So I guess that's it.

935
01:20:46,217 --> 01:20:50,478
No $ 16 million bonanza
for this country. We are out of here.

936
01:20:50,565 --> 01:20:54,391
<i>[Hannibal]</i>
<i>We"re gonna escape. Gimme your hat.</i>

937
01:20:54,478 --> 01:20:56,000
- Are those scissors?
- Yes.

938
01:20:56,087 --> 01:20:58,478
- You got any fingernail glue?
- Yeah.

939
01:20:58,565 --> 01:21:00,174
Here.

940
01:21:00,261 --> 01:21:02,391
- Sorry.
- What are you doing?

941
01:21:02,478 --> 01:21:04,652
I need this.

942
01:21:06,739 --> 01:21:11,043
- Hold this.
- Comin' out of the closet, Hannibal?

943
01:21:11,130 --> 01:21:13,217
Funny.

944
01:21:17,957 --> 01:21:21,957
[Spanish]

945
01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:24,609
[Spanish]

946
01:21:45,174 --> 01:21:47,043
Come on.

947
01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:48,957
- He can't walk.
- Let's carry him.

948
01:21:49,043 --> 01:21:51,391
Get the others out, B.A.

949
01:22:12,478 --> 01:22:14,696
[Whispering]
Get down. Get down!

950
01:22:35,696 --> 01:22:37,739
[Whispering]
Come on, mama. Come on, mama.

951
01:22:41,652 --> 01:22:45,000
[Engine Starts]

952
01:22:47,565 --> 01:22:49,304
Come on, Colonel!

953
01:23:03,696 --> 01:23:06,739
- Get them! Don't let them get away!
- [Spanish]

954
01:24:08,087 --> 01:24:10,565
- They're closing!
- They got us.

955
01:24:10,652 --> 01:24:14,565
- You never know.
- I do. We're almost out of gas.

956
01:24:14,652 --> 01:24:17,000
Why did you pick a truck
with no gas?

957
01:24:17,087 --> 01:24:21,522
- Because I liked the paint job.
- I'll feed 'em some more grenades.

958
01:24:47,652 --> 01:24:50,652
We got help.
See that chopper on your left?

959
01:24:50,739 --> 01:24:54,261
<i>That"s Face and Howling Mad.</i>
<i>Now follow "em!</i>

960
01:24:57,435 --> 01:24:59,217
Hang in there, baby.

961
01:25:37,739 --> 01:25:40,217
<i>[Hannibal Speaking Spanish]</i>

962
01:25:40,348 --> 01:25:43,087
Great. The cavalry arrived.
Where are the rest of the guys?

963
01:25:43,174 --> 01:25:46,696
Sorry. I couldn't get the army.
I managed to wrangle this
camera ship and these guns.

964
01:25:46,783 --> 01:25:48,565
- No extra ammo?
- No.

965
01:25:48,652 --> 01:25:53,478
Wonderful. We've got the whole
guerrilla band chompin' on our tails.

966
01:25:56,348 --> 01:25:59,913
- Okay. It's the four of us.
- Not exactly. Voilà!

967
01:26:11,957 --> 01:26:15,565
<i>I stopped back at San Rio Blanco.</i>
<i>They insisted on coming to help us.</i>

968
01:26:15,652 --> 01:26:20,304
Murdock, grab a fender. Face, take
the right. B.A., get behind the truck.

969
01:26:24,739 --> 01:26:28,435
[Spanish]

970
01:26:47,261 --> 01:26:50,391
<i>[Gunfire]</i>

971
01:27:09,261 --> 01:27:11,478
<i>Hold it, Murdock.</i>

972
01:27:11,565 --> 01:27:14,000
We got some guests leaving.
Let's go.

973
01:29:13,304 --> 01:29:15,739
[Men Shouting]

974
01:29:15,826 --> 01:29:18,261
Get moving!

975
01:29:18,348 --> 01:29:22,000
Move it! Move it! Move it!
That's right. Through the water.

976
01:29:31,391 --> 01:29:34,217
Amy, thank you.

977
01:29:34,304 --> 01:29:38,087
You better have a hell
of an apology ready, pal.

978
01:29:41,652 --> 01:29:44,261
[Shouting Continues]

979
01:29:46,348 --> 01:29:50,043
- What do I do to thank you?
- How can we all thank you?

980
01:29:50,130 --> 01:29:53,261
Anybody got a cold beer?

981
01:30:10,565 --> 01:30:13,217
I ain't goin' on no airplane.

982
01:30:13,304 --> 01:30:15,304
What's this?

983
01:30:15,391 --> 01:30:20,087
- <i>[Allen On Tape] Living on thejazz.</i>
<i>Four restless romantics...</i>
- "Restless romantics"?

984
01:30:20,174 --> 01:30:23,174
<i>The edge of society, which is the only</i>
<i>place left where they can survive.</i>

985
01:30:23,261 --> 01:30:26,261
What's this?
The last reel of a Disney movie?

986
01:30:26,391 --> 01:30:29,522
I wasn't gonna tell you guys,
but I decided to do a story on you.

987
01:30:29,609 --> 01:30:34,000
- I ain't goin' on no airplane.
- Forget it, lady. It ain't gonna happen.

988
01:30:34,087 --> 01:30:38,826
<i>I know. I know. What you guys are doing</i>
<i>is really important. You saved Al.</i>

989
01:30:38,913 --> 01:30:41,826
<i>And you caught the terrorists.</i>
<i>Everybody"s against you.</i>

990
01:30:41,913 --> 01:30:46,652
The government is after you. You gotta
hide. I think that's one hell of a story.

991
01:30:46,783 --> 01:30:49,522
I said I ain't gettin' on
no airplane, Hannibal.

992
01:30:49,609 --> 01:30:52,000
- I won't publish it until
you've cleared yourselves.
- You won't publish it, period.

993
01:30:52,087 --> 01:30:55,348
You think we're lookin' to be "Book of
the Month" celebrities? You gotta be nuts.

994
01:30:55,435 --> 01:30:58,522
I'm nuts.
Let's keep that straight. Okay?

995
01:30:58,609 --> 01:31:01,826
- I got my whole room-and-board thing
resting on that fact.
- <i>[Hannibal] He"s right.</i>

996
01:31:01,913 --> 01:31:04,957
B.A. was telling me about the jazz...

997
01:31:05,043 --> 01:31:07,000
and I think I caught the fever.

998
01:31:07,130 --> 01:31:11,087
- So?
- So, you let me in...

999
01:31:11,217 --> 01:31:14,217
or I write the book
and blow your cover.

1000
01:31:17,348 --> 01:31:19,304
I said I ain't gettin'
on no airplane, Hannibal.

1001
01:31:19,391 --> 01:31:23,478
Come on, you guys. I can help you
with lots of stuff. I have the paper.

1002
01:31:23,565 --> 01:31:27,261
<i>I have influence. I have the computer</i>
<i>at the paper for research stuff.</i>

1003
01:31:27,391 --> 01:31:29,565
And I have the first amendment
to hide behind.

1004
01:31:29,652 --> 01:31:33,391
- We'll talk about it on the airplane.
- I ain't goin' on no airplane.

1005
01:31:33,478 --> 01:31:36,913
- Ah, come on, B.A. Be a sport!
- Got you!

1006
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:40,174
<i>Told you you wouldn"t</i>
<i>get me this time, sucker! No, sirree.</i>

1007
01:31:40,261 --> 01:31:43,087
Now, B.A., you know
I wouldn't try to fool you.

1008
01:31:43,174 --> 01:31:45,783
<i>Don"t put no dog pound shuffle</i>
<i>on me, Hannibal!</i>

1009
01:31:49,391 --> 01:31:53,870
- [Weakly Grunting]
- [Horn Honking]

1010
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:57,783
Get him off the horn, Face.
You drive.

1011
01:31:57,870 --> 01:32:00,217
Then I traced these people to L. A...

1012
01:32:00,304 --> 01:32:05,261
where I found that they'd scammed
this aircraft off a jet saleslady.

1013
01:32:05,348 --> 01:32:08,913
We can't release this plane.
It's being held until we find the pilot.

1014
01:32:14,739 --> 01:32:19,217
Ah, Mr Sanchez, thank you
for the use of the car.

1015
01:32:19,304 --> 01:32:23,522
Ah, Lynch. Excuse us,
but we have to take this plane.
We're going back to the U.S. of A.

1016
01:32:23,609 --> 01:32:25,739
No, no. Excuse me.
You're under arrest, Colonel.

1017
01:32:25,826 --> 01:32:28,609
- All of you are under arrest.
- Only thing is...

1018
01:32:28,652 --> 01:32:30,739
we've got to put you
in the trunk of that car.

1019
01:32:30,826 --> 01:32:33,391
<i>[Face]</i>
<i>Colonel!</i>

1020
01:32:33,522 --> 01:32:35,696
- Nice.
- I enjoyed it.

1021
01:32:38,435 --> 01:32:40,696
We are getting out of <i>México!</i>

1022
01:32:49,652 --> 01:32:52,739
Hey, Lynch!
Lose a little weight, will ya?

1023
01:32:57,304 --> 01:33:00,087
Sadly, our pilot died.

1024
01:33:00,174 --> 01:33:02,826
We're taking him back
to Washington for full military burial.

1025
01:33:02,913 --> 01:33:05,652
Hang in there.
You guys run a hell of an airport.

1026
01:33:18,304 --> 01:33:22,522
- I love this jazz.
- What's your full name, kid?

1027
01:33:22,609 --> 01:33:25,000
- Amy Amanda Allen.
- Triple "A," huh?

1028
01:33:25,087 --> 01:33:28,913
Sounds like somebody who belongs
on a unit called the A-Team.

1029
01:33:35,870 --> 01:33:38,826
[Shouting Jubilantly]