1 00:00:01,522 --> 00:00:05,053 [Man] Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:05,146 --> 00:00:07,018 for a crime they didn"t commit. 3 00:00:07,104 --> 00:00:11,975 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 4 00:00:12,062 --> 00:00:15,676 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 5 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:19,826 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 6 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:21,927 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 7 00:01:42,137 --> 00:01:44,257 [Hannibal Narrating] In the hills near the town of Redwood, California... 8 00:01:44,345 --> 00:01:49,049 five miles from the Oregon border, a maniacal religious cult leader named Martin James... 9 00:01:49,136 --> 00:01:52,999 has been keeping his youthful followers isolated from the outside world... 10 00:01:53,094 --> 00:01:56,625 controlling their minds by terror and intimidation. 11 00:01:56,719 --> 00:01:58,958 The A-Team has been hired to rescue one of them... 12 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:01,421 a girl named Sheila Rodgers. 13 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:21,298 [Man Over Radio] BrotherJohn, l"m going back up the street and keep a lookout. 14 00:02:29,007 --> 00:02:30,914 Ma'am, allow me. 15 00:02:31,007 --> 00:02:33,921 Thank you for your kindness, but they're sworn to vows of silence. 16 00:02:34,007 --> 00:02:36,874 Well, silence is golden, right? 17 00:02:41,423 --> 00:02:43,330 Boy, you know, you really fill out that tunic. 18 00:02:43,422 --> 00:02:45,496 You used to be a linebacker for the Rams? 19 00:02:45,589 --> 00:02:50,329 We do the Lord's work. If you're here to taunt us, please don't. 20 00:02:50,422 --> 00:02:54,664 Nah, nah. I'm just here to do a little fishin'. 21 00:02:54,755 --> 00:02:58,001 Well, uh, take care. 22 00:03:00,962 --> 00:03:02,869 Trouble? 23 00:03:02,962 --> 00:03:07,169 Let's pick up the supplies and, uh, move along. 24 00:03:13,753 --> 00:03:17,200 - She's there. - They got a lookout parked up the street. 25 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:19,699 Better check on Murdock. This thing's gotta go smooth. 26 00:03:19,794 --> 00:03:22,460 I only got him out of the V.A. Hospital on a two-day pass. 27 00:03:22,544 --> 00:03:25,328 Whiskey Lead, this is Whiskey Deuce. We got a bogey at 5.00. 28 00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:27,325 He's all mine, Kemosabe. 29 00:03:27,418 --> 00:03:30,997 - [lmitating Gunfire] - [Hannibal Over Radio] Murdock, you there? 30 00:03:31,084 --> 00:03:35,492 Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I be here, Hannibal. How we doin', muchacho? 31 00:03:35,584 --> 00:03:39,281 We're gonna make a try for her. Better warm up your birdie. 32 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:43,499 - We could be coming in hot. - Roger. 33 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,988 Is she there, Mr Smith? Is my daughter with them? 34 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:49,081 Clear this transmission. She's there. 35 00:03:50,749 --> 00:03:52,740 It's gonna be okay. 36 00:03:54,082 --> 00:03:57,613 Now, those guys are muscle-bound, and they got a backup. 37 00:03:57,707 --> 00:04:01,072 We"re gonna have to do this fast. Let"s go. Here"s your blood. 38 00:04:01,165 --> 00:04:03,285 Try not to swallow it when you put it in your mouth. 39 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:06,324 I want it to pop when I hit ya. Oh. Nice. 40 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,988 - Ready, darling? - Yep. 41 00:04:11,081 --> 00:04:13,948 - But I'm really nervous. - You should"ve stayed back at the paper. 42 00:04:14,039 --> 00:04:16,278 You're the one who wanted to come along. 43 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,449 - [Dog Barking] - [Kids Laughing, Chattering] 44 00:04:46,535 --> 00:04:49,983 - Now don't bust my chops, huh? - Shh! 45 00:04:50,077 --> 00:04:53,323 - For heaven's sakes, Dwayne! - I should've left you in Stockton. 46 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:56,407 You know campin' in the wilderness ain't like life at Club Med. 47 00:04:56,493 --> 00:04:58,815 I told you that before we left, but, no! 48 00:04:58,909 --> 00:05:01,990 - You gotta complain and complain and... - Hush, Dwayne! People are lookin' at us! 49 00:05:02,076 --> 00:05:04,742 What, them? Don't worry about them. They ain't gonna say nothin'. 50 00:05:04,825 --> 00:05:08,321 They took a vow of silence. Right, kids? 51 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,731 - Shh! - I think you are crude and disgusting! 52 00:05:10,825 --> 00:05:13,278 - Really? Really? - All you do is shout at me! "The pancakes are lumpy!" 53 00:05:13,366 --> 00:05:15,273 - The pancakes are lumpy. - "The orange juice is too pulpy!" 54 00:05:15,366 --> 00:05:18,115 Oh, shut up, Sue Ellen! Just shut your damn yap! 55 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:21,113 You've been braying about coffee all morning, so why don't we get the coffee, hon? 56 00:05:21,199 --> 00:05:23,947 - Get the coffee and we'll get out of here, okay? - Okay! 57 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,444 Allow me to assist you, my dear. 58 00:05:27,531 --> 00:05:30,198 Thank God there's one nice man in town. 59 00:05:30,281 --> 00:05:32,485 Hey, Wyatt, drift, okay? 60 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:34,563 When we need the dumb waiter, we'll ring the bell. 61 00:05:34,656 --> 00:05:37,357 Hey, friend, you got a big mouth. Why don't you shut it... 62 00:05:37,447 --> 00:05:39,817 before I take a real dislike to you? 63 00:05:39,905 --> 00:05:42,026 Well, well, well. 64 00:05:42,113 --> 00:05:45,064 You know, you showed up at just the right time, Wyatt. 65 00:05:45,155 --> 00:05:47,477 I've been wantin' to hit somebody all mornin'. 66 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:57,059 We're leaving now. 67 00:06:12,069 --> 00:06:14,308 Get the girl! 68 00:06:14,402 --> 00:06:16,476 Hey! 69 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:33,016 They've got Sister Sheila! 70 00:06:36,733 --> 00:06:39,019 Go! 71 00:06:56,106 --> 00:06:58,096 Your father hired us to rescue you. 72 00:06:58,189 --> 00:07:01,685 Thank God. I thought I'd never get out of there. 73 00:07:01,772 --> 00:07:03,976 You just broke your vow of silence. 74 00:07:04,064 --> 00:07:07,843 And it feels wonderful! 75 00:07:07,938 --> 00:07:11,848 You don't know... I've been trying to get in touch with my father for 18 months. 76 00:07:11,938 --> 00:07:15,801 But they read our mail, and they censored it. 77 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:21,133 It's like a nightmare out there. It's like a... like a prison camp. 78 00:07:21,229 --> 00:07:25,269 And Martin James... he's a madman. 79 00:07:26,353 --> 00:07:29,137 You're safe now... I think. 80 00:07:29,228 --> 00:07:31,798 You know, those blood capsules are really realistic. 81 00:07:31,894 --> 00:07:34,975 You think so? I swallowed it when I threw the first punch. 82 00:07:35,061 --> 00:07:37,975 - Hannibal split the inside of my lip. - I'm sorry, kid. 83 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:41,805 - You walked into it. - Oh, no. There goes another cap. 84 00:07:41,893 --> 00:07:43,683 Why'd you gotta go bust Faceman in the lip for? 85 00:07:43,768 --> 00:07:45,889 You know if you make him ugly, that"ll mess up our meal ticket. 86 00:07:45,976 --> 00:07:49,223 Won't be able to get no more good hotel rooms. 87 00:07:52,517 --> 00:07:54,673 They're gonna be on us, man. 88 00:08:13,015 --> 00:08:15,634 Hey, Face, those blood capsules work great! 89 00:08:15,723 --> 00:08:17,678 - Keep your head down! - Hannibal knocked out his cap! 90 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:23,464 - Hannibal, without the Faceman's smile, we get lousy hotels! - Get that bird off the ground! 91 00:08:23,556 --> 00:08:25,546 Hurry up! Hurry up! 92 00:08:28,014 --> 00:08:30,004 Go! Go! 93 00:08:51,886 --> 00:08:54,173 Hit the floor! 94 00:08:59,969 --> 00:09:01,959 She got away clean. 95 00:09:02,052 --> 00:09:04,422 I love it when a plan comes together. 96 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,963 Get out of that van with your hands up. 97 00:09:07,052 --> 00:09:09,125 We need a new plan, right now! 98 00:09:09,218 --> 00:09:12,583 I believe it was General Grant that said... 99 00:09:12,676 --> 00:09:16,088 "When you're surrounded and outnumbered... 100 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:19,671 - there's only one way out." - Yeah? So what is it? 101 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:23,622 - [Hannibal] Surrender. - Throw out your weapons! 102 00:09:23,717 --> 00:09:26,122 Now come out of there one at a time... 103 00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:30,459 with your hands on your heads, or we will blow you sinners away! 104 00:09:30,549 --> 00:09:32,789 Say your prayers. 105 00:09:40,923 --> 00:09:43,458 [Helicopter Approaching] 106 00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:50,744 [Gunfire] 107 00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:54,454 Get us some help, Murdock. 108 00:09:54,547 --> 00:09:57,249 - Golly, they got guns! - What are you doin'? 109 00:09:57,338 --> 00:10:00,952 That's my unit down there, man. You gotta go with your unit, you know? 110 00:10:01,046 --> 00:10:02,953 We can't take a chance on getting shot. 111 00:10:03,046 --> 00:10:05,960 We can't, but as soon as I get you guys home, I can. 112 00:10:06,046 --> 00:10:09,991 Thank you, Daddy. Thank you so much. 113 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,871 Martin James, he's... 114 00:10:12,962 --> 00:10:16,043 I-I know, baby. I know. It's gonna be all right. 115 00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:23,784 I will fear no evil. Thy rod and thy AR-15 shall comfort me, right, guys? 116 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,909 [Horn Honks] 117 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:49,322 - Hey, Face. - Yes? 118 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:52,912 What do you suppose these guys wear under their skirts? 119 00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:55,950 Gee, I-I don't know. 120 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:58,446 Half slips? Ooh! 121 00:10:58,541 --> 00:11:00,661 Garter belts? Ooh! 122 00:11:00,749 --> 00:11:03,995 I think you wear panty hose. 123 00:11:53,369 --> 00:11:57,611 The devil is a she-wolf who attacks the lamb in darkness. 124 00:11:57,701 --> 00:12:00,616 These sinners keep comin'. 125 00:12:00,701 --> 00:12:02,857 How long... 126 00:12:05,284 --> 00:12:07,488 How long can l... 127 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,571 I've stopped dreaming. 128 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,567 I used to dream, and now I've stopped. 129 00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:22,237 Welcome to Camp Awongo. 130 00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:41,020 Who is that? 131 00:12:42,489 --> 00:12:44,396 He doesn't look like the swimming instructor. 132 00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:48,311 What should I do with them? 133 00:12:52,696 --> 00:12:55,315 Of course, they'll be made to pay. 134 00:12:55,404 --> 00:12:59,350 [Chuckles] I mean, somebody has to pay. 135 00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:03,150 Somebody has to. 136 00:13:15,777 --> 00:13:18,479 Take the transgressors to "C" building. 137 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,312 Pray for your souls... 138 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,769 that they should be received. 139 00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:51,521 Sweep the place. 140 00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:54,012 I thought these guys were supposed to be religious. 141 00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:57,686 [Hannibal] This has nothing to do with Christianity. This has to do with power. 142 00:13:57,773 --> 00:14:00,687 He"s a crazy cultist terrorizing kids. 143 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,897 [Snapping Fingers] 144 00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:23,229 [Whistles Loudly] 145 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:27,102 It's a sin to eavesdrop, guys. 146 00:14:31,645 --> 00:14:34,133 So what do we do now? How do we get out of here? 147 00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:37,640 Well, first off, we may not. We could die right here. 148 00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:41,886 Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck. 149 00:14:41,977 --> 00:14:44,844 - Figure you're dead. Can you do that? - Are you kidding? 150 00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:48,431 Look, Amy, we all gotta accept death. 151 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:52,215 That way, we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge. 152 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,880 - Well, I don't think I can. - [Face] Try. 153 00:14:54,976 --> 00:14:57,298 You gotta try. 154 00:14:57,392 --> 00:15:01,006 Okay, let"s put it together. B.A. 155 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,340 Okay, the motor pool is on the south side of the building. 156 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,803 Looks like they make their own electricity. 157 00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:09,008 Their generator"s on the east wall. No phones. One radio antenna... 158 00:15:09,099 --> 00:15:11,173 next to that building with the crazy-looking temple. 159 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:16,006 One TV antenna next to the building in the middle, and that's probably Martin James's house. 160 00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:18,172 - You saw all that? - Face. 161 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:21,097 They got a barbed wire bunker to the south and a guard tower beside it. 162 00:15:21,182 --> 00:15:23,421 Mess hall"s next to the fence. 163 00:15:23,515 --> 00:15:26,465 Barracks are about 10-man deals. Sixteen on the left, 10 on the right. 164 00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:28,298 The guys in the brown robes are the soldiers. 165 00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:31,885 Mostly AR-15s, sidearms, hunting knives. 166 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:36,048 It"s a perimeter structure. One way in, one way out. Your basic Fort Apache layout. 167 00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,461 Add to that an armory right inside the gate. 168 00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:41,387 Not the greatest place in the world, but nobody said they were perfect. 169 00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:44,303 - So what do we do? - We wait. 170 00:15:44,388 --> 00:15:46,508 We try to stay loose. 171 00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:49,262 The next move's up to them. 172 00:15:58,595 --> 00:16:02,256 I'm scared. 173 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:04,251 I'm really scared. 174 00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:08,709 We've been through some tough ones before, kid. 175 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:12,878 North of Da Nang, 50 clicks from the D.M.Z., we all got taken by Charlie. 176 00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:16,380 But we made our opportunities. We got loose. 177 00:16:16,468 --> 00:16:19,915 That's why you gotta, right now, accept death. 178 00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:24,209 It, uh, calms you. 179 00:16:33,966 --> 00:16:36,632 Don't be afraid. I won't let nothin' hurt you. 180 00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:44,332 She ain't gonna be able to do it, Hannibal. We gotta help her through it. 181 00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:46,579 Okay, you're right. 182 00:16:50,673 --> 00:16:53,706 Amy. 183 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,372 Now, do as we say. 184 00:17:07,296 --> 00:17:10,875 - Listen to us. - I don't wanna die. 185 00:17:10,962 --> 00:17:14,126 Neither does Martin James. 186 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,666 - You can get back from here. - I think we should call the authorities. 187 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,499 - No! No, no, no, no. - No, I mean police or National Guard. 188 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:57,079 No, you can't do that. Remember what Hannibal told you. 189 00:17:57,166 --> 00:18:00,994 We're wanted. You send in the military or the cops, and the A-Team winds up in jail. 190 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,784 Yeah, but they could die. If what Sheila says is true... 191 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,781 they are madmen with machine guns. 192 00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:07,781 We'd rather die than wind up in jail. Leave it be. 193 00:18:07,874 --> 00:18:10,741 - I'll find a way to help them. - You're really going back up there? 194 00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:12,739 It's my unit, man. You gotta stay with your unit. 195 00:18:12,831 --> 00:18:15,533 Right now, I'm gonna see if I can pick me up some firepower. 196 00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:22,157 Just had a mountain cave in on the main shaft. I need some help. 197 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,366 - Help! I need some help! - Help. All right. 198 00:18:46,286 --> 00:18:48,691 Have you heard this poem? 199 00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:53,277 "The time of right is the goal of the fight. 200 00:18:53,369 --> 00:18:58,073 "The Lord will prevail... 201 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,613 where evil shall wail." 202 00:19:00,702 --> 00:19:02,609 Have you heard this poem? 203 00:19:02,702 --> 00:19:05,818 "Hickory dickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock. 204 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:09,571 "The clock struck one. Down he run. 205 00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:11,650 You smell worse than my socks." 206 00:19:11,742 --> 00:19:13,365 [Laughing] 207 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,530 Go on. Go on. Have all the fun you want, my friend... 208 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:21,484 "cause my plans for you will not change. 209 00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:25,319 I mean, there's no appeal from my justice. 210 00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:28,986 There's no justice. One way or another, we all hoe weeds for the county. 211 00:19:29,074 --> 00:19:31,988 You keep comin'. 212 00:19:32,074 --> 00:19:35,155 It happens once, maybe twice, I say, "Okay." 213 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,688 People that got money, they like to finance things. 214 00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:43,734 You come, you take the children of Jamestown. 215 00:19:43,822 --> 00:19:46,026 You take the novitiates from the altar. 216 00:19:46,114 --> 00:19:48,151 You try your sorcerer's song. 217 00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:50,359 You sing it loudly. 218 00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:54,985 You take not from me, from yourselves... 219 00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:57,311 in light... 220 00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,734 in life, in darkness. 221 00:20:00,821 --> 00:20:03,902 It's good. Tighten it up. Cut the stuff about the song... 222 00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:06,558 and it could play on public television. 223 00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:11,310 I find you guilty of crimes against the word... 224 00:20:11,403 --> 00:20:16,190 and I sentence you to a trial of worthiness. 225 00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:20,733 The Lord shall test them. They shall walk through the valley of his wrath. 226 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,314 Now you're beginning to walk through the valley of my wrath, Preacher. 227 00:20:24,402 --> 00:20:27,483 Take them. Take them and test them in my name... 228 00:20:27,568 --> 00:20:30,685 for I am the god of this age. 229 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:32,683 I rest not until my work is done. 230 00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:35,062 Seven days and seven nights. 231 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,516 The new world will be built by the chosen! 232 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:40,848 This man's a pothead, Hannibal. 233 00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:44,023 He's high on smack or speedballin' or somethin'. 234 00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:46,679 He wear them glasses so can't nobody see his eyes. 235 00:20:46,775 --> 00:20:50,105 Now you have all spoken and defied him. 236 00:20:50,191 --> 00:20:53,354 More to the point, the chopper got away. 237 00:20:53,441 --> 00:20:57,304 You"re gonna be up to your shades in National Guard in an hour or two. 238 00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:59,306 You better cool it, Preacher. 239 00:20:59,398 --> 00:21:03,308 I will have my vengeance! 240 00:21:03,398 --> 00:21:06,763 I will seek payment, for you are mine... 241 00:21:06,856 --> 00:21:09,095 and I am his! 242 00:21:09,189 --> 00:21:12,685 - Take them. - Nuttier than an almond bar. 243 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:18,141 And they were sent out into the fields... 244 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,434 to be tested. 245 00:21:20,521 --> 00:21:22,595 The evil will be cast out... 246 00:21:22,688 --> 00:21:24,643 and given 500 paces... 247 00:21:24,729 --> 00:21:27,182 before the forces of good will pursue them. 248 00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:29,344 The devil was their choice! 249 00:21:29,437 --> 00:21:32,104 Take off your shoes. 250 00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:34,307 You will wear the shoes of a sinner. 251 00:21:34,395 --> 00:21:38,519 Hey, these are $600 ostrich skin boots, Jack. 252 00:21:38,603 --> 00:21:41,766 Tell you what. Let me hang onto 'em... 253 00:21:41,853 --> 00:21:44,423 and if the Maker wants 'em, I'll see to it he gets 'em. 254 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:51,717 - Put them on. - Damn, these boots are hard to get. 255 00:22:04,059 --> 00:22:06,761 - Let the trial begin. - Face. 256 00:22:11,475 --> 00:22:14,177 I'm not through with you, tinsel-head. I'll be back. 257 00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:21,466 - [Engine Starts] - In the name of our Lord... 258 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,128 and on my word... 259 00:22:24,223 --> 00:22:27,636 commit the souls of those sinners to your keeping! 260 00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:30,176 - Now! - Go into their world... 261 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:33,298 armed with the sword of our saviour... 262 00:22:33,389 --> 00:22:36,422 for he who hath cut out the sickness of the beast... 263 00:22:36,514 --> 00:22:38,421 will be rewarded... 264 00:22:38,514 --> 00:22:42,258 in a world without end! 265 00:22:42,347 --> 00:22:44,420 Amen! 266 00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:01,960 Let's go! 267 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:09,045 - [Gunfire] - Come on, Amy! Come on! Run! 268 00:23:09,136 --> 00:23:11,126 - I can't! - Run or die, girl! 269 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:34,005 [Hannibal] B.A., hide in that ditch. Come on! 270 00:23:52,923 --> 00:23:54,914 Stay low. 271 00:24:13,046 --> 00:24:16,494 Go around and pick 'em up on the low road. They've gotta come out of here someplace. 272 00:24:16,587 --> 00:24:18,578 We'll go east. 273 00:24:19,795 --> 00:24:22,544 Reverend, we lost 'em. 274 00:24:24,378 --> 00:24:29,414 God's work has no room for failure. 275 00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:33,827 His will be done. It will be done! 276 00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,742 Hold it. 277 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:50,121 - Okay, Face, take the point. - Got ya. 278 00:24:50,209 --> 00:24:52,413 Follow this streambed. Get up over that ridge. 279 00:24:52,501 --> 00:24:54,953 I'll keep my eye on ya. If you see anything, give me a signal. 280 00:24:55,042 --> 00:24:58,703 - Right. - Now, stay low. We keep separated. 281 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:02,832 Count three before you follow me. B.A., you got the rear. 282 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:34,491 I went as far as the trees. The preacher's got one lookout at the farm. 283 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:38,443 But that's all they need. Can't get anywhere near him without being spotted. 284 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,445 We gotta bring him to us. 285 00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:43,108 One of us can make it to that giant oak tree over there... 286 00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:47,280 and move from treetop to treetop until we get to the one by the farmhouse. 287 00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:49,277 Those branches don't look that strong to me. 288 00:25:50,495 --> 00:25:52,734 It's gotta be the lightest one of us. 289 00:25:55,369 --> 00:25:58,735 - It pays to stay fit. - Well, I'm really the lightest. 290 00:25:58,827 --> 00:26:00,699 No, you gotta be the bait. 291 00:26:00,786 --> 00:26:05,359 We gotta do something to get that jerk within range. He'd be suspicious if it was a man. 292 00:26:05,452 --> 00:26:07,905 Let's hear it for women's rights. 293 00:26:19,159 --> 00:26:21,777 Hey! 294 00:26:51,989 --> 00:26:54,442 - Face! Face, are you okay? - [Groaning] 295 00:26:56,363 --> 00:26:58,271 How many fingers am I holding up? 296 00:26:58,363 --> 00:27:00,437 Blue. 297 00:27:00,530 --> 00:27:02,983 - Tree. [Muttering] - Give me a hand. 298 00:27:06,321 --> 00:27:08,228 - How bad is he? - I think he's okay. 299 00:27:08,321 --> 00:27:11,271 - Oh, no. Not again. - Huh? 300 00:27:11,362 --> 00:27:13,399 What? 301 00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:15,394 - Oh. - Don't worry, kid. 302 00:27:15,487 --> 00:27:17,773 - I'll put it in with the other. - Oh, good. 303 00:27:22,944 --> 00:27:27,518 Please. Now, please. We've done nothing to you. Why don't you just leave us alone? 304 00:27:27,610 --> 00:27:30,478 - We need help. - What's going on? Who are you people? 305 00:27:30,568 --> 00:27:33,436 We're being chased by that maniac Reverend James. He's trying to kill us. 306 00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,517 We need your help. He's injured. 307 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:37,932 Look, there's nothing we can do to help you. We don't even have a phone. 308 00:27:38,026 --> 00:27:40,940 My daughter and I have lived here for the past five years alone. 309 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:43,976 We comin' in, Jack! Now get the first aid kit before you have to use it on yourself! 310 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:46,555 I'm sorry. I'm just worried about my daughter. 311 00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:50,513 Reverend James would kill us for sure if he knew we were helping one of his unchosen. 312 00:27:50,608 --> 00:27:52,515 What do you have to do with Reverend James? 313 00:27:52,608 --> 00:27:54,977 Well, his men come and collect part of my crops. 314 00:27:55,066 --> 00:27:59,273 They don't like to go into Redwood and mingle with the town folk, so he does most of his food buying right here. 315 00:27:59,357 --> 00:28:03,102 - If I didn't help him, he said he'd kill us. - [Allen] We understand. 316 00:28:03,190 --> 00:28:05,311 Believe me, we know how crazy he is. 317 00:28:05,398 --> 00:28:07,638 But we need your help. He's out there trying to murder us. 318 00:28:07,731 --> 00:28:10,101 We'd like to avoid that if we could. 319 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,393 Well, like I said, I've got no phone. 320 00:28:12,481 --> 00:28:15,728 - [B.A.] You got any weapons? - [Man] Nothing. 321 00:28:15,814 --> 00:28:18,267 [Hannibal] B.A., we"ll have to start scrounging. 322 00:28:18,355 --> 00:28:20,642 l"m sorry, but we"ll have to go through some of your things. 323 00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,218 It won"t take those rogues long to figure out where we are. 324 00:28:25,021 --> 00:28:27,474 Amy, how's Face? 325 00:28:28,938 --> 00:28:30,893 Oh, I think he's much better. 326 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:45,634 Hey, Jack, I thought you was a farmer. This place looks like a junkyard. 327 00:28:45,728 --> 00:28:48,298 Well, I've turned a lot of junk into art. It's what I do. 328 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,301 - What's in the barn? - My studio. 329 00:28:50,394 --> 00:28:52,598 Studio? You make movies too? 330 00:28:52,685 --> 00:28:54,925 What you call them, those art movies? 331 00:28:55,018 --> 00:28:57,092 - It's where I sculpt. - Mind if we take a look? 332 00:28:57,185 --> 00:29:00,266 - No, not at all. - [Dog Barking] 333 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:06,058 - What are in these tanks? - Acetylene and oxygen. 334 00:29:06,142 --> 00:29:08,216 There's a year's supply. Just had 'em shipped in. 335 00:29:08,309 --> 00:29:11,141 - Got any steel pipe? - Yeah. 336 00:29:11,225 --> 00:29:13,678 Have you got a hot-water heater? 337 00:29:13,767 --> 00:29:15,722 There's one in the basement, but it doesn't work. 338 00:29:15,808 --> 00:29:18,722 Great. B.A. 339 00:29:20,599 --> 00:29:24,095 I want you to get that Jeep. Make sure it's full of gas. 340 00:29:24,182 --> 00:29:27,927 We're gonna wire a couple of these in the back of it, put the steel pipe on top of that. 341 00:29:28,015 --> 00:29:30,504 I think you can use it as a swivel. 342 00:29:30,598 --> 00:29:34,805 - Right. Beautiful. - I'm gonna take a look at your hot-water heater. 343 00:29:34,890 --> 00:29:38,006 No, I don't think you should be moving around much. 344 00:29:38,098 --> 00:29:40,005 Why don't you just stay on the couch? 345 00:29:40,097 --> 00:29:42,550 Nah, it's just a flesh wound. 346 00:29:42,639 --> 00:29:44,843 That's a fresh one. 347 00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:48,627 - Hey, he's really hurt, you know. - You're the doctor. 348 00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:51,470 Amy, grab a screwdriver and get that radio out of the Jeep. 349 00:29:51,555 --> 00:29:54,387 - And get some paint and get to work on the roof. - Got it. 350 00:29:54,471 --> 00:29:57,587 Uh, Face? 351 00:29:57,679 --> 00:30:02,585 If you feel well enough, I've got a hot-water heater I need to move out of the basement. 352 00:30:02,679 --> 00:30:06,506 Oh, I really don't think he should move around much. 353 00:30:06,595 --> 00:30:08,834 Aw. 354 00:30:08,928 --> 00:30:11,251 Move it, Lieutenant! 355 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:16,047 No rest for the weary. 356 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:19,251 I'll be back. 357 00:30:29,968 --> 00:30:32,124 Did you get it? 358 00:30:32,217 --> 00:30:34,208 Whoo! 359 00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:39,382 But... But I don't think I'd better let you take this... 360 00:30:39,467 --> 00:30:41,374 unless you have an order for it. 361 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:44,796 - You know, the state boys, they count all this stuff. - I got 12 miners stuck in the main shaft! 362 00:30:44,883 --> 00:30:46,790 If we don't blow an airhole down to 'em, they eat it! 363 00:30:46,883 --> 00:30:50,082 - You tell that to the state! Open the door. - Every stick they count! 364 00:30:50,174 --> 00:30:53,290 And if we don't come up with all of it, we're gonna lose our permit. 365 00:30:53,382 --> 00:30:56,463 You understand what I'm sayin'? Would you at least sign this thing? 366 00:30:56,548 --> 00:30:58,586 Paperwork's on the way, Jack. I'm takin' off. 367 00:30:58,673 --> 00:31:00,794 Listen! That's not fair! 368 00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:03,085 You know where I had to go to get this? I'm doin' you a favour. 369 00:31:03,173 --> 00:31:05,080 You gotta at least sign this thing for me. 370 00:31:05,172 --> 00:31:07,791 I'll keep track of every stick I use, and I'll return the box. Open the door. 371 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,120 - Thank you. - Return the box? 372 00:31:10,214 --> 00:31:13,128 - I don't know if that would do me any good. - Blades! Blades! 373 00:31:13,213 --> 00:31:15,251 Shoo, shoo, shoo! 374 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,124 You, uh, thinking of taking a shower, Colonel? 375 00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:48,449 No, I'm thinking about giving one. 376 00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:52,537 Hey, Tim, bring that thing with wheels on it in for me, will ya? 377 00:31:52,626 --> 00:31:54,617 Yeah. 378 00:33:24,117 --> 00:33:28,027 I don't know who you guys are or what you're planning to do... 379 00:33:28,117 --> 00:33:30,024 but if I was you, I'd get in that Jeep... 380 00:33:30,117 --> 00:33:32,024 and head right out of here fast. 381 00:33:32,116 --> 00:33:34,783 That Reverend James does not play nice. 382 00:33:34,866 --> 00:33:37,105 It wouldn't be fun if he played nice. 383 00:33:37,199 --> 00:33:41,690 - Besides, I'm goin' back to his place. - What for? 384 00:33:41,782 --> 00:33:46,273 He's got over a hundred kids he's terrorizing up there that need help. 385 00:33:46,365 --> 00:33:50,607 Besides, he stole my boots. 386 00:33:50,698 --> 00:33:52,902 Nobody steals my boots. 387 00:34:03,488 --> 00:34:05,479 [Hannibal] Take care, Face. 388 00:34:08,529 --> 00:34:11,231 - Is this gonna work? - I don't know. I've never done it before. 389 00:34:11,321 --> 00:34:13,311 But Hannibal says it will. 390 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,729 [Hannibal] Looks kind of quiet. 391 00:34:40,818 --> 00:34:43,484 Yeah. They're all out lookin' for us. 392 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:48,307 - Is this thing gonna work? - Of course it's gonna work. 393 00:34:48,401 --> 00:34:52,180 You're gonna get 50 feet from that if that pressure gauge ain't lyin' to us. 394 00:34:53,483 --> 00:34:56,896 - You ready for the barbecue? - Works for me, man. 395 00:35:52,228 --> 00:35:56,351 Hey, Reverend, we got a little fire and brimstone for ya! 396 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:08,599 Brothers, I'm in danger at the compound. 397 00:36:21,933 --> 00:36:24,256 I will lead the army! 398 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:28,300 I will show the devil! Go! 399 00:37:12,053 --> 00:37:15,418 Come on, guys. Come on, guys. 400 00:37:15,511 --> 00:37:18,876 Give me a sign. Give me a sign. 401 00:37:18,969 --> 00:37:21,255 Oh, yeah. 402 00:37:43,008 --> 00:37:45,923 Murdock, do you read me? Over. 403 00:37:46,008 --> 00:37:48,129 Murdock, can you hear me? Over. 404 00:37:48,216 --> 00:37:50,751 Yeah, I hear you just fine, Face. Chopper's out back. 405 00:37:50,841 --> 00:37:53,543 - Murdock, you're a sweetheart. - I got us some aerial support too. 406 00:37:53,632 --> 00:37:56,583 - Are we intact down here? - Yeah. Hannibal and B.A. went to sting the monster. 407 00:37:56,674 --> 00:38:00,667 - What kind of ordnance you got? - Dynamite. Beautiful, pretty red ones. 408 00:38:00,757 --> 00:38:02,877 - Yeah? - You guys are incredible. You really came back. 409 00:38:02,965 --> 00:38:05,287 Of course he did. He wouldn't leave us in trouble. 410 00:38:05,381 --> 00:38:08,249 Okay, Murdock, hit the clouds. I'll call you when I need you. Channel one-niner. 411 00:38:08,339 --> 00:38:10,460 Roger wilco. 412 00:38:14,464 --> 00:38:18,955 That guy's as crazy as a Mexican rabbit, but I love him. 413 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,997 - Are you sure you're all right? You really should be lying down, you know. - Mm-hmm. 414 00:38:22,088 --> 00:38:25,370 No, I can't lie down, not till we get Hannibal's boots back. 415 00:38:25,463 --> 00:38:27,998 [Helicopter Powering Up] 416 00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:10,158 And the wrath of my God... 417 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:12,868 will befall the devils of this planet! 418 00:39:45,038 --> 00:39:47,408 Two feet to the left! 419 00:39:52,996 --> 00:39:54,785 [Cheering, Shouting] 420 00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:14,614 ♪♪ [Murdock Singing, Indistinct] 421 00:40:23,201 --> 00:40:26,566 And the Lord will deliver the evildoers into the fires of hell... 422 00:40:30,659 --> 00:40:33,407 to burn for eternity! 423 00:40:33,492 --> 00:40:36,774 So say I, god of this planet, created in my own image. 424 00:40:36,866 --> 00:40:39,022 ♪♪ [Humming] 425 00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:49,364 Yeah! 426 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,022 They will perish! 427 00:40:59,656 --> 00:41:02,772 Throw down your weapons and put your hands on your head... 428 00:41:02,864 --> 00:41:05,233 or I'll turn you all into burning bushes! 429 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,898 Drop it, Reverend, or you'll be medium rare. 430 00:41:48,026 --> 00:41:51,889 Why'd you do it? I mean, I just can't figure it out. 431 00:41:51,984 --> 00:41:55,563 - Did it for the jazz. - The jazz? 432 00:41:55,650 --> 00:41:57,937 Yeah. The, uh, the jazz. 433 00:41:58,025 --> 00:42:00,809 It's-lt's-lt's like walking a tightrope... 434 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:04,100 a thousand feet up without a net. 435 00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:09,772 The wind starts you swayin'. See, you know that at any second you could fall. 436 00:42:09,857 --> 00:42:11,764 You mean the thrill of danger? 437 00:42:11,857 --> 00:42:13,764 Yeah. Yeah. 438 00:42:13,857 --> 00:42:16,262 Only, you see, it's more than that. 439 00:42:16,357 --> 00:42:18,430 It's knowing... 440 00:42:18,523 --> 00:42:20,099 knowing that, uh... 441 00:42:20,190 --> 00:42:23,271 Well, feeling that you're quicker than... 442 00:42:23,356 --> 00:42:27,681 Well, l... I don't wanna sound corny, but, uh... 443 00:42:27,772 --> 00:42:29,928 it's knowing that you're risking everything... 444 00:42:30,022 --> 00:42:34,726 - life, liberty, happiness... - ## [Whistling] 445 00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:37,432 Knowing that at every second... 446 00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:40,270 you have to be quicker, stronger... 447 00:42:40,354 --> 00:42:43,103 faster and tough. 448 00:42:43,187 --> 00:42:46,268 Oh, yeah, tough as steel. 449 00:42:46,354 --> 00:42:49,221 - Tougher than steel. - Excuse me. 450 00:42:49,312 --> 00:42:51,717 I'm... Excuse me. Face, I looked and I looked... 451 00:42:51,812 --> 00:42:55,852 and I couldn't find Miss Trudy's Body Treatment for Bubble Bath anywhere. 452 00:42:55,936 --> 00:42:57,843 - What? - Bubble bath? 453 00:42:57,936 --> 00:42:59,843 Oh, yeah. Faceman loves bubble bath. He lives in it. 454 00:42:59,936 --> 00:43:02,684 - He says it makes your skin real... - All right, all right. Murdock? 455 00:43:10,476 --> 00:43:13,557 National Guard's just up the road. They'll be here any minute. 456 00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:17,762 Stand by to move out, B.A. 457 00:43:17,851 --> 00:43:22,673 Thank you. You know, you've rescued us from one year of terror. 458 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:27,056 Well, no matter what they say, forget about our names and our descriptions, all right? 459 00:43:27,141 --> 00:43:29,048 If that's the way you want it, friend. 460 00:43:29,141 --> 00:43:33,181 I stopped dreaming. I don't dream any more. 461 00:43:33,266 --> 00:43:35,256 l... 462 00:43:37,807 --> 00:43:40,923 I knew then it was over. 463 00:43:41,015 --> 00:43:45,589 Hang on tight, Reverend. It's a bumpy road from here on. 464 00:43:52,389 --> 00:43:55,138 [Hannibal] Okay, let's go. 465 00:43:55,222 --> 00:43:57,675 Coming, Lieutenant? 466 00:44:19,095 --> 00:44:21,417 Sir? Sir? Bless you. 467 00:44:21,511 --> 00:44:25,291 - You saved us from a madman. - You're welcome.