1 00:00:02,718 --> 00:00:06,251 [Man] Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:06,345 --> 00:00:08,253 for a crime they didn"t commit. 3 00:00:08,345 --> 00:00:13,170 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 4 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:16,880 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 5 00:00:16,974 --> 00:00:20,970 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 6 00:00:21,059 --> 00:00:23,134 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 7 00:01:38,635 --> 00:01:41,620 [Men Shouting] 8 00:02:04,396 --> 00:02:06,518 [Man] Get him! Get him! 9 00:02:23,154 --> 00:02:24,731 Get him! Okay, get him! 10 00:02:30,032 --> 00:02:33,234 Maim him! Just-Just maim him! 11 00:02:37,577 --> 00:02:41,489 He's goin' down, Warden. This time old Jase is gonna stop that boy for good. 12 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,654 Keep that tape rollin'. Three grand a copy. 13 00:02:55,627 --> 00:02:59,669 Okay! Okay! 14 00:02:59,754 --> 00:03:02,374 How do you award it? 15 00:03:04,256 --> 00:03:07,954 - Kill him! - Kill him, Jase! 16 00:03:12,009 --> 00:03:14,795 Finish him off, son. 17 00:03:14,885 --> 00:03:17,457 Finish him off, boy. 18 00:03:17,553 --> 00:03:19,628 I don't want to do it, Mr Beale. 19 00:03:21,763 --> 00:03:25,213 And I don't care if you shoot me. I won't do it. 20 00:03:51,026 --> 00:03:56,812 Jase, Lieutenant Trask here's gonna give you regulation clothes, okay? 21 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:01,362 And you got an hour start. Then I gotta announce a prison break. 22 00:04:01,447 --> 00:04:05,657 That's our bargain. I'm holding up my end. Better get goin'. 23 00:04:09,201 --> 00:04:11,276 Hold it! 24 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,361 This here's my watch. 25 00:04:16,871 --> 00:04:20,368 You got exactly one-hour head start. 26 00:04:23,624 --> 00:04:25,699 Go! 27 00:04:31,127 --> 00:04:33,795 Seem like about an hour? 28 00:04:33,878 --> 00:04:35,786 Let's call it in, Red. 29 00:04:35,879 --> 00:04:37,954 [Chattering] 30 00:04:38,047 --> 00:04:40,501 [On Radio] Sneed, this is Leo. 31 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:43,161 We got us a prison break. The boy"s headin"up Carver"s Road. 32 00:04:43,257 --> 00:04:47,798 - You wanna see if you can scare up a posse? - Hey, we're mounted and ready. 33 00:04:47,884 --> 00:04:51,334 Out. All right, he's on Carver Canyon Road. 34 00:04:51,428 --> 00:04:54,343 Now he'll be up in Box Canyon in about five minutes. 35 00:04:54,429 --> 00:04:58,211 Now y'all are legalized deputies of this county, so good huntin', huh? 36 00:04:58,306 --> 00:05:00,380 - Okay. - Let's get him! Let's go! 37 00:05:05,851 --> 00:05:09,467 - I'll make it. I'll make it. - [Boy] I won"t make it. 38 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,638 I ain't got no time to make no ashtrays. 39 00:05:13,729 --> 00:05:18,435 Neither do I. But since I've been put in charge of arts and crafts, I'll make time. 40 00:05:22,608 --> 00:05:24,683 I gotta go. 41 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:29,442 Hey, Joey, what'd you and your mother hear from Jase? 42 00:05:29,528 --> 00:05:31,519 Nothin'. 43 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:44,483 There he is now. 44 00:06:19,258 --> 00:06:23,467 - Where you been, Joey? - I had to go down to the centre and check in with B.A. 45 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,588 B.A. Baracus in a day care centre? 46 00:06:31,888 --> 00:06:35,006 - That big, tough dude, what's he doin' down there? - He's making ashtrays. 47 00:06:35,098 --> 00:06:37,220 It beats making trouble, don"t it, Jase? 48 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:40,590 B.A., you son of a gun. Come on in. 49 00:06:42,851 --> 00:06:45,009 - How are you? - Good, good, good, good, good, good. 50 00:06:45,102 --> 00:06:49,014 He tells me you busted up a bar in Florida. Got 30 days in Strikersville. 51 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,772 You don't know the half of it, B.A. 52 00:06:51,855 --> 00:06:54,689 You see, that warden, he had a whole different plan for me. 53 00:06:54,773 --> 00:06:56,930 My 30 days turned into five years. 54 00:06:57,024 --> 00:06:59,774 - I mean, they turned my whole life upside down. - You busted out? 55 00:06:59,859 --> 00:07:01,897 Don't mess in my mud, B.A. I'm poison. 56 00:07:01,985 --> 00:07:04,653 You been throwin' your life away, that's your business. 57 00:07:04,736 --> 00:07:08,434 But you"re gonna get your little brother here in trouble trying to help you. 58 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:11,896 Well, he is my brother. And I don't have anyplace else to go. 59 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:15,523 [Man On P.A.] Jase Tataro! 60 00:07:15,616 --> 00:07:17,406 We got you surrounded! 61 00:07:17,492 --> 00:07:20,906 They followed you, Joey. Damn it, I told you to be careful. 62 00:07:20,993 --> 00:07:23,447 B.A., you got to get him out of here now. 63 00:07:23,536 --> 00:07:26,701 We can blow you away right here and now if you want, Jase. 64 00:07:26,787 --> 00:07:30,071 Save us a lot of trouble if we did blow him away. 65 00:07:30,164 --> 00:07:32,653 Warden wants him in one piece... you know that. 66 00:07:32,748 --> 00:07:34,740 Now you can come on out of there. 67 00:07:34,832 --> 00:07:37,322 No! No! They'll kill him! 68 00:07:55,758 --> 00:07:58,876 - They'll kill him! - They're killing him, Andre. 69 00:07:58,968 --> 00:08:01,339 They're killing a perfectly wonderful career. 70 00:08:01,427 --> 00:08:03,549 I got a big-time feature to produce. 71 00:08:03,637 --> 00:08:06,387 I've got agents like you hawking me all day long. 72 00:08:06,471 --> 00:08:09,091 Now your client is a big riskola. 73 00:08:09,181 --> 00:08:12,465 Okay, the whole Aquamaniac disaster, we'll own that. 74 00:08:12,557 --> 00:08:16,055 But we all know that John was having emotional problems. 75 00:08:16,142 --> 00:08:20,848 Your script... Sinbad Goes To Mars... 76 00:08:20,936 --> 00:08:22,844 is absolutely beautiful... 77 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:27,264 and John is perfect casting as the Martian. 78 00:08:29,231 --> 00:08:31,519 Uh... hmm. 79 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:35,519 - Let's go. I need you. - This, uh... 80 00:08:35,609 --> 00:08:38,015 One of my... Another one of my clients. 81 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:41,193 l"ll take care of the check. l"ll phone you, Andre. 82 00:08:41,278 --> 00:08:44,692 That guy produces most of the monster pictures in Hollywood. 83 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:47,696 I was being my own agent. It was beautiful. 84 00:08:47,781 --> 00:08:51,113 - We're on a case. - What case? Who's the client? 85 00:08:57,410 --> 00:08:59,781 Oh, I see. He"s got a lot of money, has he? 86 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:04,743 He's got nothin'. His brother's about to be murdered at a Florida prison, and we're gonna get him out. 87 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:08,078 You gotta hear this kid's story, Hannibal. He says the warden of that prison in Florida... 88 00:09:08,165 --> 00:09:10,203 is forcing the prisoners to fight to the death. 89 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:13,740 We're gonna get him out, Hannibal. You got a problem with that? 90 00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:15,826 I didn't say I had a problem, B.A. I'm just saying... 91 00:09:15,918 --> 00:09:20,910 if we want to stay out of the federal slammer, we gotta screen our clients. 92 00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:25,580 - I'm calling for a vote. I say we take a vote on this case. - How can we vote on it? 93 00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:28,838 - We don't even know what it is. - We vote because I say we vote. 94 00:09:28,924 --> 00:09:31,496 - Could we make that a secret ballot? - No! 95 00:09:31,592 --> 00:09:36,335 I say we get Jase out of prison forJoey. All in favour? 96 00:09:36,427 --> 00:09:38,218 I said, all in favour. 97 00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:42,630 Well, I, uh, uh... You know, l... 98 00:09:43,972 --> 00:09:46,758 Well, sure, I'd favour that. 99 00:09:46,849 --> 00:09:50,050 Well, they don't let crazy people vote. 100 00:09:50,142 --> 00:09:52,263 They take that right away from you when you're committed. 101 00:09:54,477 --> 00:09:56,883 We are also immune to fear. 102 00:09:56,978 --> 00:10:01,187 We can't hook up emotionally to the concept of cerebral damage. 103 00:10:01,272 --> 00:10:04,224 - I'm gettin' tired of this rap, Murdock. - You're tired of it? How do you think I feel? 104 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:06,306 I have to listen to it all day. 105 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:14,318 I think it's a hell of a story. And if we can prove it, I get front page. 106 00:10:15,611 --> 00:10:20,899 You see, I got this real shot at playing the Martian in Sinbad Goes To Mars. 107 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:24,153 Don't matter. You're out-voted anyway. Come on, let's go. We gotta get out of here. 108 00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:30,573 Well, kid, it looks like you just hired the A-Team. 109 00:10:35,411 --> 00:10:40,284 That script stunk anyway. I have to have some creative standard. 110 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:54,454 [Hannibal] We gotta get you a cover, Face, to get into that slammer. 111 00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,785 Get a book on prison reform. 112 00:10:58,505 --> 00:11:01,374 - Any book? - No. It has to be a recent one... 113 00:11:01,465 --> 00:11:04,036 and by an author who's never been published before. 114 00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:07,334 - We'll get copies at the book store. - I know the routine. Let's go. 115 00:11:08,843 --> 00:11:10,751 Go on, son. 116 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:14,542 Well, Jase said this Warden Beale picks prisoners that are tough. 117 00:11:14,637 --> 00:11:17,209 Tries him out by having one of the guys in the yard pick a fight with him. 118 00:11:17,305 --> 00:11:20,886 If they do well, he separates them from the other prisoners and trains them. 119 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,846 Then he makes them fight to the death. 120 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,924 Like them gladiators in Rome, man. 121 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:27,091 How did Jase get away? 122 00:11:27,184 --> 00:11:30,551 Well, if they win, they let you go free, and then they hunt you. 123 00:11:30,644 --> 00:11:32,931 They try to kill you. 124 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,095 Jase was the first one to get away. 125 00:11:35,188 --> 00:11:38,436 Jase is real tough, Hannibal. He grew up in my neighbourhood. 126 00:11:38,522 --> 00:11:43,762 - He was the baddest cat around until I showed up. - Still is. 127 00:11:43,858 --> 00:11:47,391 He's my brother. Everyone says, "Yeah. 128 00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:49,725 Jase, he's-he's real tough and mean." 129 00:11:51,028 --> 00:11:53,897 But he's not. 130 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,819 He's... 131 00:12:01,574 --> 00:12:06,317 That's okay, Joey. That's okay. I'm gonna help you, me and my friends here. 132 00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:08,734 It's okay. It's okay. 133 00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:12,823 But what if they kill him before you can get to him? 134 00:12:12,912 --> 00:12:17,987 All we can do is our best. But we'll give it a 100% try, son. 135 00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:20,950 We found a book called The Reformed Convict by Dwight Pepper. 136 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,954 Dr Pepper? Are you kidding? 137 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:28,789 It's his first book. He's a doctor of psychology from LSU. 138 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,830 Face, you're the good doctor. 139 00:12:31,921 --> 00:12:34,671 [Hannibal] Let"s go. We"ll drop Joey at home and get on down there. 140 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,114 A new record... coast to coast in 38 hours. 141 00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:38,861 The town's kinda small. Somehow I expected a house or two. 142 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,866 That's the city limits sign. The town is up the road. 143 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,192 Ambitious. Lay it out for me, Face. 144 00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:48,447 Now, uh, Murdock, B.A., Hannibal, you rent the car and get arrested. 145 00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:51,074 Now Amy and I, we"ll scan the stuff we need... 146 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,618 and get to you guys with the stuff you need for the escape. 147 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:57,074 We gotta break out of jail with Jase before the fight. 148 00:13:57,166 --> 00:14:00,948 If we don't, then, uh, B.A. could be in big trouble. 149 00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:03,449 Yeah, he"s also in big trouble if you and B.A. get separated. 150 00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:07,042 If that happens, you aren't gonna win the fight or see what's going on. 151 00:14:07,129 --> 00:14:10,081 Don't worry. I got a plan that will keep us together. 152 00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:12,247 Let's go. Jase could be dead already. 153 00:14:30,139 --> 00:14:32,261 Let her rip, B.A. 154 00:14:32,348 --> 00:14:34,838 Gettin' arrested in this burg is the easy part. 155 00:14:41,477 --> 00:14:43,683 [Horn Honking] 156 00:14:49,981 --> 00:14:52,731 [Siren Blaring] 157 00:15:21,078 --> 00:15:23,568 Well, now, where you boys from? 158 00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:25,950 [Slurred Speech] Drop dead, sir. 159 00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:30,535 - [Glass Shatters] - I want these guys, Billy. 160 00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:34,572 Now you call Judge Bell and you tell him that I got me some Yankees... 161 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,536 - ploughin"through town doin" 80. - I thought we were doin' 85. 162 00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:41,160 He ain't gonna like it, Norm. You know what he said about bustin' Yankees. 163 00:15:41,254 --> 00:15:43,328 Nobody talks to us like that when we been drinkin'... 164 00:15:43,421 --> 00:15:46,041 especially no dust-covered country cop. 165 00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:50,422 All right, get 'em out there! You're under arrest! Drunk and disorderly! 166 00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:54,005 - You're resisting arrest... - Calm... Calm down, Norm! Calm down. 167 00:15:54,093 --> 00:15:57,175 We got big trouble, man. They been screamin' all up the state. 168 00:15:57,261 --> 00:16:00,011 Now you heard thejudge. He"s gonna send a senate investigator down here... 169 00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:02,087 and we are gonna get fired, man. 170 00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:04,171 Just get in the car and calm down. 171 00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:14,555 [Tyres Screeching, Engine Racing] 172 00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:20,097 - What's goin' on, Hannibal? - I don't know. But I'll bet I can change his mind. 173 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,265 Jase could be gettin' murdered while we stand around here trying to get arrested. 174 00:16:24,356 --> 00:16:26,431 Give me the keys. 175 00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:06,202 You're under arrest. You're under arrest! 176 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,788 You guys are all goin" to jail! 177 00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:12,282 Thank you. 178 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,502 All right, everybody out. 179 00:17:40,973 --> 00:17:43,094 Hey, you, boy, I said get out. 180 00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:45,802 If you're talking to him, you're wasting your time. 181 00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:48,049 He's deaf. He's also a mute. 182 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:51,759 Oh, yeah. I remember getting a note on that from the courthouse. 183 00:17:51,852 --> 00:17:54,140 So which one of you two is the interpreter, huh? 184 00:17:54,228 --> 00:17:56,848 Sadly, that duty falls on me. 185 00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:59,890 Well, tell him to stop leaving his butt prints in my van. 186 00:17:59,981 --> 00:18:03,562 Sign language requires the entire body. 187 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,648 If you want him out of there, you're going to have to uncuff me. 188 00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:13,728 [Clears Throat] 189 00:18:30,995 --> 00:18:35,950 - Hey. Say, what's he run, about, uh, 220? - I haven't the faintest idea. 190 00:18:36,038 --> 00:18:39,785 Well, tell him to get in line and follow us into the yard, 'cause we're gonna check in. 191 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:50,450 That boy looks like a candidate for the fight programme. 192 00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:52,536 Got his file? 193 00:18:57,089 --> 00:18:58,997 Deaf and mute? 194 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:04,330 Yep. That other guy, uh, John Smith, can talk to him. He knows that sign language. 195 00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:09,085 [Chuckling] Hairdresser. 196 00:19:09,178 --> 00:19:13,672 You mean to tell me that animal is travelling around with a hairdresser? 197 00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:15,802 I wonder if that mute's as tough as he looks? 198 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:19,303 I'll tell you what, you have Jackhammer Jackson try him out. 199 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:22,343 If he looks like he can handle himself, l"m gonna file assault charges against him... 200 00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:24,721 upgrade his sentence two years for fighting. 201 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:29,516 Soon as they get through with the psychiatric check-in, I'll get it done. 202 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:33,805 - [Murdock] Tractor. - You don't really see a tractor, do you, Murdock? 203 00:19:33,897 --> 00:19:36,387 - You're right. I was just guessing. - Well, don"t guess. 204 00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:38,307 What does it look like? 205 00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:43,188 Ink. It looks like ink. See, I've been doin' these most of my life... 206 00:19:43,276 --> 00:19:45,682 off and on... 207 00:19:45,777 --> 00:19:49,227 and I don't see nothin', so I just guess. 208 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,403 It looks like a butterfly, don't it? 209 00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:55,488 See, there's the wings and there's the head. 210 00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:59,024 Hey. 211 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,742 Yeah. Yeah, I see that. 212 00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:08,360 - Yeah, it's a butterfly! - Good. 213 00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:12,117 Butterfly. Now what do you see? 214 00:20:12,205 --> 00:20:14,197 Garbage bag. 215 00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:17,040 Empty garbage bag. 216 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:26,078 I'd like a trash bag, please, if you have one. I really could use a trash bag. 217 00:20:27,754 --> 00:20:32,460 All the way from Los Angeles, California, to Strikersville, Florida. 218 00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:35,333 I'm doing a story on prison reform. 219 00:20:35,424 --> 00:20:37,878 Actually, I was supposed to meet Dwight Pepper here. 220 00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,338 The story relates to his concepts on prison reform. 221 00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:44,967 - Unfortunately, I guess he got hung up at the airport. - Have a seat. 222 00:20:45,053 --> 00:20:46,926 Thank you. 223 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:51,921 Dwight Pepper? Isn't he that dude that wrote that cream-cheese book about coddling prisoners? 224 00:20:52,015 --> 00:20:53,971 Teach them how to do needlepoint, bake biscuits? 225 00:20:54,057 --> 00:20:56,973 I have his book right here. 226 00:20:57,058 --> 00:20:59,180 I already read it. 227 00:20:59,268 --> 00:21:02,302 Couldn't get past the second chapter. 228 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,267 You, uh, don't mind... 229 00:21:04,353 --> 00:21:08,514 if I confirm your credentials, do you, Miss Allen? 230 00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:10,431 Please do. 231 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,143 You one of the new fish, huh? 232 00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:24,524 - That's right. - Turn out your pockets, boy. 233 00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:26,568 What you got is mine. 234 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:32,156 - What's your name, friend? - Deke, and I ain't your friend. I'm your boss, boy. 235 00:21:34,325 --> 00:21:36,281 I'll tell you what you are, Deke. 236 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:40,612 - You're a guy travelling Mach one to a pine box. - Tough guy, huh? 237 00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:43,818 He's a tough guy. 238 00:21:51,374 --> 00:21:54,077 Got a cigarette, Deke? 239 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,324 I'll just take the pack. 240 00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:58,907 What have you seen of Jase Tataro, Deke? 241 00:21:59,002 --> 00:22:01,456 It don't pay to ask questions on this cell block. 242 00:22:01,545 --> 00:22:04,165 See ya, Deke. 243 00:22:18,094 --> 00:22:21,212 - Turn out our pockets, man. - What is this, an opening ritual? 244 00:22:21,304 --> 00:22:25,002 I wasn't talkin' to you, punk. I was talkin' to him. 245 00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:27,338 Turn out your pockets, man. 246 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:29,636 Oh, he doesn't have anything in his pockets you want. 247 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,881 I wasn't talkin to you. I was talkin' to him. 248 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:34,891 If you're talking to him, you are talking to me, because he's deaf. 249 00:22:34,976 --> 00:22:39,185 He"s also a mute. He can"t even read lips. 250 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:43,514 But if you'd like me to translate for you, I'll be happy to. 251 00:22:43,605 --> 00:22:46,273 You want him to turn out his pockets? 252 00:22:52,192 --> 00:22:57,184 - What did he say? - You don't want to hear it. It wasn't very nice. 253 00:22:57,278 --> 00:23:00,277 Okay, okay. 254 00:23:00,362 --> 00:23:05,864 He said, "Your mother works street corners and you're so ugly, flies wouldn't land on you." 255 00:23:05,948 --> 00:23:08,105 I told you it wasn"t very nice. 256 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:14,988 He also said that you're a chicken-hearted lowlife who sleeps in pig slop, and your sister... 257 00:23:15,077 --> 00:23:18,325 Okay, okay. I get the point. 258 00:23:18,412 --> 00:23:21,411 - Three-minute rounds? - No. 259 00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:46,667 Damn! I never saw such quick combinations in my life. That boy may be better than Jase. 260 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,876 The only trouble is you can't talk to him without the other guy, Smith. 261 00:23:51,551 --> 00:23:55,547 Tell you what... you, uh, keep 'em together. 262 00:23:55,637 --> 00:23:57,711 Put 'em in the fight programme. 263 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,879 Get on the phone, spread the word. 264 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,508 Saturday night, we're gonna have a fight to the death. 265 00:24:02,598 --> 00:24:05,763 Tell 'em a thousand dollars buys one seat. 266 00:24:10,476 --> 00:24:12,847 Mr Pepper, I don't have no time for you today. 267 00:24:12,936 --> 00:24:17,227 That's Dr Pepper, like in the "sody" pop. 268 00:24:17,313 --> 00:24:20,063 Hey, look, Warden, I done a little research on Strikersville Prison... 269 00:24:20,147 --> 00:24:24,059 and, uh, quite frankly the incidence of violent deaths that abound here about... 270 00:24:24,149 --> 00:24:29,271 suggest to me that you have severe shortcomings in your rehabilitation programme. 271 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:34,482 I ain't about to discuss my prison with some, uh, university, uh, "peniologist"... 272 00:24:34,570 --> 00:24:37,238 who don't know anything about problems we face here. 273 00:24:37,321 --> 00:24:41,068 Warden Beale, I'm gonna lay this out for you once and only once. 274 00:24:41,156 --> 00:24:46,314 I've been commissioned by the Senate of these here United States to write a thesis on several prisons... 275 00:24:46,409 --> 00:24:49,325 Strikersville bein"one of them, and, uh, I must tell you, sir... 276 00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:53,986 that I am, uh, mighty appalled by what l"ve discovered is goin"on down here. 277 00:24:54,079 --> 00:24:57,528 In the past 18 months, there have been seven prisoners... 278 00:24:57,622 --> 00:25:03,574 who have died from what we might euphemistically call "mysterious causes"... 279 00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:05,824 - beatings and the like. - Not to mention... 280 00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:09,865 the number of prison breaks that have resulted in the deaths of the escaping prisoners. 281 00:25:09,961 --> 00:25:12,367 Miss Allen, if y'all don't mind. 282 00:25:12,462 --> 00:25:15,165 I would like to handle this in my own way. 283 00:25:15,255 --> 00:25:18,835 I appreciate that you're down here to chronicle my efforts in the national press. 284 00:25:18,923 --> 00:25:23,084 I appreciate that your findings will be published in 70 syndicated papers... 285 00:25:23,175 --> 00:25:28,249 including the Washington Post, and I am not unmindful of the public attention y"all can put on my study. 286 00:25:28,344 --> 00:25:32,635 But as an academician, I'm not here for personal glory... 287 00:25:32,721 --> 00:25:36,170 but to try and effect meaningful prison reform. 288 00:25:40,557 --> 00:25:42,679 Seventy papers? 289 00:25:44,184 --> 00:25:47,930 Look, uh, I don't wanna make enemies of you people... 290 00:25:48,019 --> 00:25:50,639 but, uh, you gotta understand I got my problems here. 291 00:25:50,729 --> 00:25:53,681 Warden Beale, I'm not down here to try and make trouble for you. 292 00:25:53,772 --> 00:25:58,810 As a matter of fact, I'd be willing to take a look at your operation in a very favourable light... 293 00:25:58,899 --> 00:26:03,973 if I was to become convinced your rehab programmes were movin' in the right direction. 294 00:26:04,068 --> 00:26:06,474 We have rehab programmes here in Strikersville. 295 00:26:06,569 --> 00:26:09,568 What you got, Warden, is a laundry... 296 00:26:09,654 --> 00:26:12,357 and y'all punch out license plates for the state of Florida. 297 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:16,436 What do ya want from me? 298 00:26:16,532 --> 00:26:22,282 Well, I'd... I'd like to suggest the implementation of what we call "sensitivity rehabilitation." 299 00:26:22,367 --> 00:26:24,442 It's all in my book. 300 00:26:24,535 --> 00:26:26,740 You mean, uh, cooking, junk like that? 301 00:26:26,828 --> 00:26:30,325 Cooking is excellent. It's a creative endeavour. 302 00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:35,487 Now at Leavenworth, they've had tremendous success with the hair-styling concept. Absolutely incredible. 303 00:26:35,582 --> 00:26:39,114 It"s in my book under"Decreased Inmate Violence Through Personal Grooming. " 304 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:42,326 [Chuckling] You... You gotta be putting me on. 305 00:26:42,418 --> 00:26:45,999 You mean to tell me you want me to start a hairdressing "saloon" here in prison? 306 00:26:46,086 --> 00:26:47,994 How about ballet class? You want one of those? 307 00:26:48,087 --> 00:26:51,536 As a matter of fact, dance class and painting class have been quite effective... 308 00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:53,871 I have heard enough. 309 00:26:53,965 --> 00:26:57,414 That tears it. I ain't gonna listen to no more of this. 310 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,422 All right. All right. 311 00:27:01,510 --> 00:27:05,256 You, uh, you do what you like and I'll do what I have to. Miss Allen? 312 00:27:05,345 --> 00:27:08,925 I can't believe you are willing to jeopardize your entire career... 313 00:27:09,013 --> 00:27:11,502 because you are unwilling to experiment with new prison techniques. 314 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:14,383 - That's simply fascinating. - [Clicks Button] 315 00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:17,592 Hold it. That thing been on all the time? 316 00:27:20,435 --> 00:27:24,051 Dr Pepper? Uh, come on in here a minute, will you? 317 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:31,264 You know, I was just thinking. We had a prisoner check in today that had hair-styling experience. 318 00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:36,015 Thought maybe we'd give it a shot. You come on over here, and you tell me what y'all need. 319 00:27:36,108 --> 00:27:40,898 Trash bags! I want trash bags! 320 00:27:40,985 --> 00:27:44,103 I want 'em! I want 'em! 321 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:47,360 - I want trash bags! - The guy hasn't shut up! 322 00:27:47,446 --> 00:27:49,936 I want trash bags! 323 00:27:50,031 --> 00:27:54,820 Don't you have any trash bags? Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate. 324 00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:58,073 Trash bags! 325 00:27:59,868 --> 00:28:02,654 Oh. Trash bags? 326 00:28:03,912 --> 00:28:06,484 Gimme a trash bag. 327 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:10,622 - I want a trash bag. - Where do these morons come from? 328 00:28:25,588 --> 00:28:29,584 Hannibal, that's Jase Tataro. 329 00:28:31,424 --> 00:28:33,415 He's alive. 330 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,837 Nice. 331 00:28:43,929 --> 00:28:48,423 But this shampoo has no protein base. 332 00:28:48,515 --> 00:28:51,348 We'll have more split ends than a football team. Ha, ha. 333 00:28:53,434 --> 00:28:56,931 Oh, no! Did you buy all Harrisons? 334 00:28:57,018 --> 00:29:01,263 Can't do a decent blow-dry with a Harrison Hair Pro. There's no temperature control. 335 00:29:01,354 --> 00:29:06,725 Mr Smith, the warden is doing the best he can. I think Warden Beale is being extremely cooperative. 336 00:29:08,482 --> 00:29:13,224 I need reclining salon chairs. Where are my reclining salon chairs? 337 00:29:13,317 --> 00:29:16,850 Strikersville, Florida don't have no Montgomery Wards. We did the best we could. 338 00:29:16,944 --> 00:29:21,936 Okay, okay. Then I'll take, uh, pool chairs or lawn chairs. 339 00:29:22,029 --> 00:29:25,064 The attitude of the head is the essence of a good cut. 340 00:29:25,156 --> 00:29:29,815 Sneed, uh, go over and pick up three or four of my pool chairs. 341 00:29:29,908 --> 00:29:31,983 Thank you, Warden. 342 00:29:37,578 --> 00:29:39,486 Warden Beale, I'm most surely impressed... 343 00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:43,195 with the way you've gone and embraced these new concepts in penology. 344 00:29:43,289 --> 00:29:46,620 I don't think there's gonna be one con comin' here and gettin' no haircut. 345 00:29:46,707 --> 00:29:52,125 - Uh, you people got me over a barrel, but, uh, I think you're nuts. - That's what they said in Leavenworth. 346 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:55,125 Now, Warden, everybody wants to look nice. 347 00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:57,285 It strikes to the central core of the human condition. 348 00:29:57,378 --> 00:30:01,954 When, uh, people, uh, look nice, they act nice. 349 00:30:02,047 --> 00:30:04,916 And prisoner violence will be reduced. 350 00:30:05,007 --> 00:30:08,587 Now if it's all right, I'd like to see the hospital facilities. 351 00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:18,461 Bye-bye. 352 00:30:31,476 --> 00:30:35,223 How'd you like a little Mohawk trim, B.A., just to keep me in practice? 353 00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:39,141 How'd you like a little right hook, Hannibal, just to sorta keep me in practice? 354 00:30:39,230 --> 00:30:43,806 [Murdock] Some more! I want some more! I want trash bags! 355 00:30:43,899 --> 00:30:47,348 - What on earth is that? - We have a new prisoner. He wants trash bags. 356 00:30:47,442 --> 00:30:51,651 - Trash bags? Why? - I don't know. I never saw anything like it before. 357 00:30:51,735 --> 00:30:56,027 You give him a trash bag, and he's quiet for a couple of hours, and then it starts all over again. 358 00:30:56,112 --> 00:30:59,526 Aberrant behaviour is fascinating, medically and clinically, isn't it? 359 00:30:59,614 --> 00:31:04,569 How would you know? I just found out you're not really Dr Pepper. 360 00:31:04,658 --> 00:31:08,072 Not Dr Pepper? Are you kidding? 361 00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:10,696 Of course he's Dr Pepper. 362 00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:14,484 Except I just got his book from the warden's office not more than an hour ago. 363 00:31:14,579 --> 00:31:18,740 I was just getting set to read it, and I noticed this. 364 00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:23,656 So the next question is, if you're not Dr Pepper, who the hell are you, honey? 365 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:31,413 That's the last time I'll be humiliated by that damn publisher! 366 00:31:31,503 --> 00:31:33,494 Five years of research, five years of writing... 367 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:36,159 and Dunn and Mitchell put the wrong picture on the dust jacket! 368 00:31:36,255 --> 00:31:38,661 I thought they recalled all the wrong dust covers, Dr Pepper. 369 00:31:38,756 --> 00:31:40,712 They were supposed to have been recalled. 370 00:31:40,798 --> 00:31:44,212 - Of course, with a New York publisher, they'll tell you anything. - Wrong dust cover? 371 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:49,837 Yes. Of course. Clean out your ears. Here, show her the right one. 372 00:31:49,927 --> 00:31:53,875 - [Sighs] - Oh, well, this one has your picture on it. 373 00:31:53,971 --> 00:31:55,797 So who's this other guy? 374 00:31:55,888 --> 00:31:59,338 That other guy, as you so quaintly put it, is Dr Lloyd Leedoms. 375 00:31:59,432 --> 00:32:01,968 He's a marine biologist or some damn thing. 376 00:32:02,058 --> 00:32:05,306 Published a minor little work entitled, Love Calls of the Pacific Grey Whales. 377 00:32:05,393 --> 00:32:07,183 About six people ever read it. 378 00:32:07,268 --> 00:32:10,885 My book, on the other hand, is the current bible of penologists... 379 00:32:10,978 --> 00:32:13,812 and the publishers mixed his photo with mine... 380 00:32:13,896 --> 00:32:16,433 distributed the first printing with the wrong picture on it! 381 00:32:16,522 --> 00:32:19,522 - Your question is, "How could this happen?" - Well, no. l... 382 00:32:19,607 --> 00:32:21,978 My question exactly. 383 00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:26,477 I screamed bloody murder, and they told me... they promised... that all the books had been recalled! 384 00:32:26,568 --> 00:32:31,524 Oh, it's just devastating. Really. 385 00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:34,814 Writers get almost no respect. Almost none. 386 00:32:34,905 --> 00:32:37,609 Would you mind if I-I took... if I took this jacket? 387 00:32:37,698 --> 00:32:40,698 - No. - I'm gonna shove it down my editor's throat. 388 00:32:40,783 --> 00:32:42,858 Promised. He promised me. 389 00:32:42,951 --> 00:32:46,780 - Oh, well, what's a Yankee's promise worth anyway? - Nothin'. 390 00:32:46,869 --> 00:32:51,078 Let's take a look at that trash bag fixation, shall we? 391 00:32:58,249 --> 00:33:01,165 Trash bag! New trash bag! 392 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:04,203 - Trash bag! Trash bag! - Sneed, trash bag. 393 00:33:04,293 --> 00:33:06,415 Trash bag? Tra... 394 00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:17,248 What do you make of that, Doctor? 395 00:33:17,341 --> 00:33:20,126 Well, I'd like to spend about an hour with him later on. 396 00:33:20,217 --> 00:33:23,915 I, uh, I got my doctorate at LSU in neurotic fixations. 397 00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:28,883 I think in about, oh, 20 or 30 minutes I could tell you whether this boy is really fixated... 398 00:33:28,971 --> 00:33:33,049 or just trying to, uh, Section Eight into the soft walls of a hospital facility. 399 00:33:33,139 --> 00:33:35,463 I sure would like to have you try, Doctor. 400 00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:38,556 He's been keeping everybody on this wing up all night. 401 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,594 Well, I'll take a shot at it before I leave this evening. 402 00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:56,807 [Snapping Fingers] 403 00:34:00,735 --> 00:34:06,236 Tell him to take his gloves off and hold out his wrist. He's leaving. 404 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,892 Leaving? Why are we leaving? 405 00:34:08,988 --> 00:34:11,904 Not you, just him. 406 00:34:11,990 --> 00:34:13,946 Tonight is fight night. 407 00:34:14,032 --> 00:34:18,324 He"s gonna get his chance to fight Jase Tataro. 408 00:34:18,409 --> 00:34:21,278 Is the van ready, Sneed? 409 00:34:21,369 --> 00:34:25,744 Van? Are you kidding? I thought we were gonna fight right here in the prison. 410 00:34:25,829 --> 00:34:30,370 You tell him to hold his hand out and you shut your hole, okay? 411 00:34:30,456 --> 00:34:33,953 Or I'll have Sneed deck you with his billy right here, right now. 412 00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:36,709 I think I should go along to tell him what's happening. 413 00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:41,368 I think, uh, once he gets hit, he'll know what's happening. 414 00:34:42,753 --> 00:34:45,918 Now you tell him. 415 00:35:02,929 --> 00:35:05,335 [Warden] Let"s hurry up. We gotta be there in 20 minutes. 416 00:35:11,224 --> 00:35:13,097 Oh, damn. 417 00:35:13,183 --> 00:35:17,095 [Chuckling] What's the matter? Did you lose your playmate? 418 00:35:17,185 --> 00:35:20,801 [Sighs] No, I-I hate violence. 419 00:35:20,895 --> 00:35:23,016 I just hate it. 420 00:36:17,795 --> 00:36:19,916 What's going on, man? Where we going? 421 00:36:20,963 --> 00:36:25,172 Well, one of us is gonna wind up a dead man... 422 00:36:25,256 --> 00:36:28,754 and then the other one is gonna be sporting game for the crowd. 423 00:36:28,841 --> 00:36:31,331 We gonna bust loose. You gonna do what I say. 424 00:36:31,426 --> 00:36:33,382 No way out of this. 425 00:36:33,468 --> 00:36:38,092 I got some help. Joey hired me and some friends to get you out. 426 00:36:38,179 --> 00:36:42,553 We ain't gonna get out of this one, B.A., neither one of us. 427 00:37:33,578 --> 00:37:37,027 What are you doing here? This is a restricted area. 428 00:37:37,121 --> 00:37:39,824 Well, do you think I like it? 429 00:37:39,914 --> 00:37:44,040 Doing a cut and blow-dry on a crazy man. Warden Beale sent me up here. 430 00:37:44,124 --> 00:37:46,661 Well, you'll have to leave. I have no permission for you to be here. 431 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:50,331 [Face] lt"s all right. I set it up with the warden this afternoon. 432 00:37:50,418 --> 00:37:53,204 I thought we'd start by getting Mr Murdock here a better self-image. 433 00:37:53,295 --> 00:37:55,998 My self-image is real bad. 434 00:37:56,088 --> 00:38:01,375 A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis. 435 00:38:01,465 --> 00:38:05,295 [Face] There, you see how it works? Now y"all wanna open the door and let that fellow come on in? 436 00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:07,458 Well, if you're sure, Doctor. 437 00:38:10,135 --> 00:38:12,127 Thank you. 438 00:38:18,848 --> 00:38:21,420 - Hey, what... - Bring the trash bags, Murdock. 439 00:38:23,183 --> 00:38:25,091 Hey, what's going on? 440 00:38:25,184 --> 00:38:29,594 You feel free to yell and scream, but there's nobody around to hear. 441 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:35,058 - It's going down. We made a little error. - What? 442 00:38:37,939 --> 00:38:42,184 They're not gonna fight in the gym. They just took Jase and B.A. outta here in a van. 443 00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:45,689 That is not a little error, Hannibal. That is a giant screwup. 444 00:38:45,776 --> 00:38:50,151 Well, in either case, we gotta get outta here. Murdock, you and I are gonna go over the wall. 445 00:38:50,236 --> 00:38:52,856 - Face, you better get outta here. - Amy is outside in B.A.'s van. 446 00:38:52,946 --> 00:38:55,068 Hopefully, she had the instinct to follow them. 447 00:38:55,155 --> 00:38:57,479 If she didn't, we're dead. 448 00:39:11,412 --> 00:39:13,404 [Motor Whirring] 449 00:39:18,165 --> 00:39:19,991 - Hi. - Hi. 450 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:24,030 You know, I have to admit y'all run a much better prison here than I expected. 451 00:39:24,126 --> 00:39:26,034 Well, I guess I'll just head on outta here. 452 00:39:26,127 --> 00:39:29,541 Uh, just have to check with the admitting desk. One moment. 453 00:39:30,587 --> 00:39:35,081 [Woman] Guard! Get me outta here! Come on! 454 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,923 [Indistinct] 455 00:39:38,007 --> 00:39:44,042 Come on, now. They"re trying an escape. Dr Pepper is in on it. Come on. 456 00:39:45,094 --> 00:39:47,500 - Okay. - [Door Buzzes] 457 00:39:47,595 --> 00:39:49,670 - Bye. - So long. 458 00:39:55,515 --> 00:39:58,005 This is Psychiatric Ward. We've got a break situation here. 459 00:39:58,099 --> 00:40:00,257 Give us a lockdown and sound the alarms. 460 00:40:00,350 --> 00:40:02,674 [Blaring] 461 00:40:11,022 --> 00:40:13,227 Murdock, how did I let you talk me into this? 462 00:40:13,314 --> 00:40:17,180 I don't know. I have intermittent memory loss. [Gasps] 463 00:40:17,274 --> 00:40:21,649 Whoa! Ya-hooo! 464 00:40:21,735 --> 00:40:23,940 Hey, great, Murdock, great! 465 00:40:25,486 --> 00:40:28,688 Whoa! Ya-hooo! 466 00:40:28,779 --> 00:40:31,981 [Laughing] 467 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,735 Ya-hooo! 468 00:40:52,582 --> 00:40:56,198 To all a merry Christmas and to all a good night. 469 00:41:22,261 --> 00:41:25,379 Nothing to it. This is Smith. How you doing, kid? 470 00:41:25,471 --> 00:41:29,929 I'm in a field north of the prison. There's about 50 cars in front of a barn. 471 00:41:30,015 --> 00:41:33,927 They just took B.A. in a few minutes ago. Hannibal, it"s starting. 472 00:41:34,016 --> 00:41:36,885 Go right on the dirt road just past Strikersville Junction. 473 00:41:36,976 --> 00:41:40,059 [Tyres Screeching] 474 00:41:40,144 --> 00:41:45,515 We got ourselves a challenger, name of Baracus. 475 00:41:45,605 --> 00:41:50,762 Deaf-mute. Just checked in this week. It's gonna be an interesting fight. 476 00:41:50,857 --> 00:41:54,639 He's got the fastest hands I've seen in 20 years. 477 00:41:56,943 --> 00:41:59,859 Now I don't know how to talk to you, boy. 478 00:41:59,944 --> 00:42:05,066 Lessen you get your hands up, this man is gonna kill you. Go! 479 00:42:05,155 --> 00:42:07,727 [Yelling] 480 00:42:09,323 --> 00:42:11,778 Do it, man. My people ain't gonna fail me. 481 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:25,663 - There's about 50 or 60 of'em in there and some of'em got guns. - Well, we got a surprise for them. 482 00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:32,914 [Man] Get him! I said get him, Jase! Get him! 483 00:43:08,558 --> 00:43:10,466 - [Man] Kill him! - Live or die? 484 00:43:21,188 --> 00:43:23,559 I can't breathe. 485 00:43:23,648 --> 00:43:26,481 Get those legs up, sweetheart. Put your hands in the air. 486 00:43:26,566 --> 00:43:29,767 You, over here. 487 00:43:35,486 --> 00:43:40,441 Nice little shindig, Warden. But it's over. 488 00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:43,364 I c-can't breathe. 489 00:43:53,452 --> 00:43:55,657 Uh, uh, uh. 490 00:43:55,745 --> 00:43:59,029 Thanks, fellows. I knew you wouldn't let us down. 491 00:43:59,121 --> 00:44:02,535 He... He ain't a mute any more. 492 00:44:02,623 --> 00:44:04,910 Just like you ain't a warden any more. 493 00:44:06,291 --> 00:44:08,082 That's for a little boy named Joey. 494 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:11,285 B.A., bring him out. 495 00:44:13,753 --> 00:44:15,661 Murdock, grab that TV camera. 496 00:44:17,129 --> 00:44:21,421 Okay, everybody on their feet. 497 00:44:21,506 --> 00:44:23,165 It's showtime. 498 00:44:23,257 --> 00:44:27,916 Stand up now and toss your weapons out into the centre. 499 00:44:28,009 --> 00:44:31,791 As in nice and easy. There you go. 500 00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:34,885 All you boys in the front row... you wanna sit down, face the camera? 501 00:44:34,970 --> 00:44:39,843 That"s right. Wanna give everybody a chance here. 502 00:44:39,931 --> 00:44:43,179 Murdock, bring that TV tape and collect Sneed. 503 00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:45,637 Come on, Chips, time to go. 504 00:44:50,686 --> 00:44:54,847 Now you all are gonna be on the 10.00 news. 505 00:44:54,938 --> 00:44:58,850 It's a tough break, but that's showbiz. 506 00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:02,103 Okay. 507 00:45:02,191 --> 00:45:05,807 - Go! - [Machine Gun Firing] 508 00:45:16,114 --> 00:45:17,939 [Jase] All right, I owe you guys my life. 509 00:45:18,031 --> 00:45:23,449 You know, why'd you do it? Why did you take a chance like that for me? 510 00:45:23,533 --> 00:45:27,399 You had to be there. Thank you. 511 00:45:27,493 --> 00:45:30,113 I wanna tell you something. You see, the state of Florida... 512 00:45:30,203 --> 00:45:32,775 they dropped the rest of the time I owe 'em... 513 00:45:32,871 --> 00:45:36,487 'cause that warden, he faked up those additional charges he had against me. 514 00:45:36,581 --> 00:45:40,825 Great. All we ask is that you don't ever say a word about us. 515 00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:45,125 We're kinda hot ourselves. There's a guy named Colonel Lynch who's after us... 516 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:48,493 - and we don't like to leave a trail. - That's a promise. 517 00:45:48,586 --> 00:45:52,451 I gotta get down to the paper and proof my story. I got front page tomorrow. 518 00:45:52,546 --> 00:45:54,834 - Congratulations. - I gotta get going. I got things to do myself. 519 00:45:54,922 --> 00:45:56,830 I got bed check at the hospital in an hour. 520 00:45:56,923 --> 00:45:59,329 I'll drop ya. There's a new night nurse there with definite possibilities. 521 00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:04,795 Night nurses at that joint all have third-degree black belts, Face. You touch her, she'll break your caps. 522 00:46:04,885 --> 00:46:07,339 Right. So, uh, Hannibal can drop you. 523 00:46:07,428 --> 00:46:12,419 Uh, sorry, Murdock, can't. If I hurry, I can catch Andre at the bar. I still want that part in Sinbad. 524 00:46:12,513 --> 00:46:14,505 Thanks. I'll wait in the car. 525 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:19,971 Thanks, B.A. I owe you. Anything you want. 526 00:46:20,058 --> 00:46:23,639 Tomorrow, you're gonna learn to make ashtrays, okay? 527 00:46:23,726 --> 00:46:25,635 - [Laughing] - Okay. 528 00:46:25,727 --> 00:46:28,347 - All right. All right, man. - Thanks, man. 529 00:46:32,105 --> 00:46:35,472 - John is a reformed man. - [Man On TV] This news is just in from Strikersville, Florida. 530 00:46:35,565 --> 00:46:38,813 - I mean, when we talk about John Smith... - [Man On TVContinues, Indistinct] 531 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:41,733 we're talking about a devoted actor... 532 00:46:41,818 --> 00:46:47,520 - who cares desperately about the animals and the monsters he plays. - Boy, listen to that. 533 00:46:47,612 --> 00:46:51,477 Warden Beale has confessed to the crimes after being turned over to Florida state officials... 534 00:46:51,572 --> 00:46:54,820 along with videotapes of the fights he engineered between prisoners. 535 00:46:54,907 --> 00:47:00,064 Already 40 identifications and arrests have been made of the men who watched the contests. 536 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,155 And what of the mystery men who engineered the capture of the warden and the film? 537 00:47:06,245 --> 00:47:08,486 No clues exist as to their identity. 538 00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:12,196 I'd love to have the rights to that story. 539 00:47:12,289 --> 00:47:16,996 Oh, what I wouldn't give to be sitting across the table from one of the guys who pulled off that caper. 540 00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:19,489 [Chuckles] 541 00:47:19,584 --> 00:47:21,990 - Yes, yes? What is it? - Uh, nothing. 542 00:47:22,085 --> 00:47:26,496 Uh, forget it. Bad idea.