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[Man]
Ten years ago, a crack commando unit
was sent to prison by a military court...

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for a crime they didn"t commit.

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These men promptly escaped
from a maximum-security stockade
to the Los Angeles underground.

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Today, still wanted by the government,
they survive as soldiers of fortune.

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If you have a problem, if no one else
can help, and if you can find them...

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maybe you can hire... the A-Team.

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[Face] We"ll be in Bad Rock in a couple
of minutes. How is he?

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[Hannibal] Blood pressure"s 90 over 30
and dropping fast.

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We gotta get him some blood.

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Gonna need for the Faceman
to change his name. Yeah, to Broken Face.

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- Come on, B.A. It wasn't my fault.
- You were supposed to be the rear guard.

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You messed up bad.
Now I have to mess you up.

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- It's the law.
- Oh, brother.

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[B.A.] Face is gonna pay.
Face is gonna pay.

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Face is gonna pay.

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Wait. Keep him up there.

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I got one leg.

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[B.A. Panting]

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[Groans]

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[Face]
These things happen, man.

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Remember that time in 'Nam
when you were supposed to be watching
the back door of that Chinese dance hall?

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And I slipped and cut myself
on that Coke bottle that you dropped.

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Did I get mad? No.
These things happen.

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[Knocking]

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- Who is it?
- [Face]
We need a doctor! lt"s an emergency!

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- Is Dr Sullivan in?
- I'm Dr Sullivan. Bring him in.

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- I don't want no lady doctor
to work on me.
- Ignore him. He's in shock.

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Hunting accident. Shot in the leg.
He's lost a lot of blood, Doctor.

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All right, bring him here.
Put him on the table.

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How long ago did it happen?

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3.00 this morning.

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Was he unconscious
for any length of time?

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No. Can you help him?

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Better hope so, sucker!

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[Groaning Continues]

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Get that light for me, would you?

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- Just lie still.
- [Continues Groaning]

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We're with you, buddy.
It's gonna be all right.

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- I promise.
- You better not promise, Face.
You better pray!

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You guys wanna get outta here
so I can get to work?

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It was my fault.

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It was nobody's fault. We got the client
out alive. That's what counts.

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You're not the one he wants
to bust into little pieces.

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- Did you see the look in his eye?
- Oh, yeah. Scary.

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[Sighs] Hannibal, you... you'll talk him
out of it, won't you?

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Face, if anybody could talk
B.A. out of anything...

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he'd be a professional wrestler.

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Now, give him some time.
He'll... He'll cool off.

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The worst thing that could
happen to you is that he's gonna
take a couple of swings at you.

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One oughta do it.

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Face, B.A. loves you.

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- Yeah... He does?
- He told me so himself.

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- How is he, Doc?
- Not very good.

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Your friend has a.50-calibre
hole in his leg.

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I had to tie off an artery.
It took 60 stitches to close him up.

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What were you hunting? Elephants?

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- Quail.
- Uh, you know, uh... [Sputters]

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Doc, how soon
can we take him out of here?

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He needs blood. I can't locate any
AB negative. It's a very unusual type.

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He's a very unusual guy.

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We'll get you the blood,
and then we'll take him out of here.

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No, I'm sorry. He's not going anywhere
until I can stabilize him.

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AB negative is a very rare blood type. We'll
be lucky if we can come up with a pint of it.

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We happen to know a very rare guy
who has that type of blood.

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How are we gonna get
Murdock up here?

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Amy'll get him out of the hospital for us.
Can I use your phone, Doc?

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[Phone Ringing]

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[Hannibal On Phone]
Amy Allen, please.

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Where are you guys?
I was getting worried.

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We got in a firefight. We need Murdock.
You're gonna have to get him
out of the hospital for us.

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Me? By myself?

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Just call him up and tell him,
"Red Ball One, bag is leaking."

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- Got that?
- Come on, Hannibal. Let me in on it.

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You just tell Murdock.
He'll know what to do.

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We're in Bad Rock with a...
a doctor named Sullivan. Got it?

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Got it.

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Hello, Jack? This is Mo Sullivan.
Is the sheriff in?

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[Man] Yeah, Mo, he"s here.
l- l"ll get him for ya.

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Hey, Sheriff. Doc Sullivan's on the phone.
She wants to talk at ya.

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[Laughing] You better answer the phone,
Sheriff. You ain't got much time left.

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Ain't no way the Barbarians are gonna
let you put me on ice for the feds.

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No way. You're in it, man.
[Laughing]

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You are in it bad.

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Nobody's comin' back for you, punk.

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Yeah, Mo. What's up?

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Uh, Hank, I could have
some trouble here.

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A couple of guys brought somebody
into my house this morning.

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- He's been pretty badly shot up.
- Is it this motorcycle gang?

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The guy who was shot could be.

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He's got a Mohawk and about two tons
of gold and bad manners.

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I'll be over
in a couple of minutes.

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Goin' over to Doc Sullivan's.
Nobody comes through that door but me.

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[Laughing] Man, that old tub of lard
can't stand up to my boys.

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We will eat that pig for lunch.
[Laughing]

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Gin.

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Face!

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Doctor, is he any better?

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No. And he's not going to be...

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until that other friend of yours
gets here and gives him some blood.

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Doctor, we've got to ask
your confidence on this. Nobody can know.

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As soon as he's well enough to move,
we'll get him out of here.

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We'll pay cash... $5,000.
Is that enough?

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I'm not interested in your money.
I just want to know what happened
to my patient.

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I haven't seen a wound like that
since Vietnam.

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You were in Vietnam.

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You must've been a captain.
You'll forgive me if I don't salute.

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He's a colonel.

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Freeze it... or lose it.

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Raise 'em nice and slow.

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Stick 'em up, Colonel.

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Search him, Mo.

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Nine-millimetre! It's nice.

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No doubt about it.
You're on a cold streak here.

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'Course you realize when we run
these prints through, we are gonna
find out who you guys are.

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I told you before,
we're ballet dancers.

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That guy over at Doc's
is our choreographer.

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Yeah, we had a nasty audience.
I don't think they liked our pas de deux.

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Opened up on us from the first row
with a.50-calibre machine gun.

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All right, let's go.
Cover me.

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Mm-hmm.

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Punch these clowns
up on the computer.

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Run their prints
for outstanding warrants.

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[Chuckles] All right! More dog meat
for the party.

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You see, we're throwin' this little party.
Y'all are invited.

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Who's the 200-pound cockroach?

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He's in more trouble than you guys. Pulled
him over for speeding and ran his prints.

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He's got outstanding warrants
for Murder One in two states.

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[Laughs]
You ain't gettin' me to trial, man.

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My boys are gonna come in here
and bust me out.

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Oh, we'll get you there, Jenko.
Bet on it.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah, this is Deputy Harmson.

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l"ve got a couple of guys down here I
want you to run through your computer.

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Waste of time, Deputy.
We have friends in very high places.

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- [Alarm Ringing]
- [Man On P.A.] Lockdown. Lockdown.

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Patient Murdock escaping
from video game and arcade room.

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[Alarm Continues Ringing]

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Pedal to the metal, sweetheart!

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[Sirens Blaring]

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[Harmson]
Okay. Yeah. Thanks a lot.

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[Chuckling]

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Oh, Sheriff, that was Military Intelligence.

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Would you believe they've been looking
for them two yahoos since the end
of the Vietnam War?

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No kiddin'? For what?

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[Chuckles]
Robbin' the Bank of Hanoi.

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They"re gonna send some M.P. s
over here. They oughta be here
some time late this afternoon.

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[Thompson] Good. I don"t wanna have
to sit on anyone but Sonny Jenko.

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[Harmson] Well, listen.
Military Intelligence said we best
keep our eye on that white-haired fellow.

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That is John "Hannibal" Smith.
Colonel.

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He"s some kind of escape artist
or somethin'.

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I mean, he already busted
out of Fort Bragg once.

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Nobody's gonna break out
of my jail.

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Come on, Colonel.
The Bank of Hanoi?

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Yeah. We kinda liked
that one ourselves.

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- Could say we had a yen
for some extra money.
- [Groans]

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[Thompson]
Yeah, well, you"ll have a chance to tell
that all to the military court.

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We have some M.P. s comin"up
here to take you guys back home
to your stockade.

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No offence, Sheriff,
but that's been tried before.

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You"re not breakin"outta here, Smith.
[Sighs]

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They already told us how you and
your guys broke out of Fort Bragg.

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- My jail's different.
- [Laughs]

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Sheriff, you gotta be kiddin' about
this place. I could break outta here
on horseback.

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- Here you go, kid.
- Well, I'll take my chances, Houdini.

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Wanna put some money on that?
Twenty dollars says he can do it.

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Cro-Magnon there
can hold the money for us.

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You got a real mouth on you, kid.
My boys break me outta here...

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I'm gonna come over there
and shut it myself!

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You expectin' company, Sheriff?
We might stick around.

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Nobody"s comin" back for that creep.
His gang"s long gone.

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And you're not goin'
anywhere, either, Colonel.

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Uh, never underestimate
your enemy, Sheriff.

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- Overconfidence is a real killer.
- I think General Custer said that.

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Don't worry about me. Just worry about
what you're gonna say to the military court
when they send you up for life.

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I never worry.
But if slimy over there is right...

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we could be taking on
a little water.

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Gin.

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[Men Hooting, Cheering]

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All right! Now we got the sheriff cut off
completely from the rest of the world!

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- Yeah.
- Let's go get Sonny.

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We swing by Bernie's Café.
We pick up the rest of the brothers.

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We go in and take that town
down to the sewers.

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- [All Shouting, Cheering]
- Crank "em up!

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Okay, baby.
I'll see you tonight.

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Oh, good. I'm glad you're back.
I-I was afraid to leave these guys alone.

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That was Doc Sullivan.
She's still trying to locate some blood
for that buddy of theirs that was shot up.

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And once he's stabilized, we'll move him
in here and hold him for the M.P.s.

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Mmm. What time are the feds
comin' by for Jenko?

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Maybe tonight, early morning.

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They got to, uh, swing by Sacramento
and pick up some extradition papers.

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Hmm. You know, Sheriff, it...
it just doesn't seem right to me.

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I mean, the Barbarians just lettin"us
take their boss away like that...

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I mean, without even throwin'
a few rocks or somethin'.

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The Barbarians are punks.
They don't have the guts.

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00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:08,978
Hmm. Well, I hope you're right.
[Clears Throat]

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00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,736
All right, boys.
It's feedin' time at the zoo.

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00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:14,442
Everybody get up and
let's have a little lunch here.

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00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:16,739
Wake up, Colonel.
It's lunch-time.

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- Oh, I'd, uh, forget the colonel.
He went out to lunch.
- Oh... What?

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00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:23,877
Yeah. You really shouldn"t
leave guys like us unattended.

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00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:28,375
Hey, Sheriff, get over here!
[Shuddering]

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00:16:35,268 --> 00:16:38,804
Damn! Let's go.

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00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,900
Uh, don't forget.
You owe me 20 bucks.

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00:16:47,326 --> 00:16:49,403
- Nice work, Hannibal.
- Thanks.

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[Laughing]

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Set up the squad car. I'll call...

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00:16:59,926 --> 00:17:02,963
That won"t be necessary, Sheriff.
Now, keep your hands...

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right where they are.

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00:17:06,143 --> 00:17:09,394
- Over there. Side by side.
- How did you get outta there?

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00:17:09,481 --> 00:17:12,898
Claustrophobia. Tight places
give me the creeps.

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00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:23,404
All right, gentlemen.
Step into our finest room.

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No phones, no pool, no pets,
but you're gonna love your new neighbour.

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00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,715
Face, get over to the van.
Get on the radio.

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00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,924
- Murdock should be in range by now.
- Gotcha.

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00:17:36,016 --> 00:17:40,229
Hey, man, let me outta here.
I'll make sure you got a motorcycle
escort all the way to the state line.

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00:17:40,314 --> 00:17:44,099
- No deal. I couldn't stand the smell.
- You're gonna pay for that, man!

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00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:47,112
I'm gonna cut you a cheque
next time I'm at the bank, man.

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00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:52,407
Sorry, Sheriff. We just don't
get on well with military police.

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00:17:52,497 --> 00:17:56,496
But as soon as l"m out of town,
l"ll drop the keys to someone
and have "em get you out.

218
00:17:56,585 --> 00:18:00,585
You're never gettin' away with this.
Feds are coming, so are the M.P.s.
You'll never make it out of the county.

219
00:18:00,674 --> 00:18:04,044
Maybe. But I gotta try.

220
00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:07,258
It's something that stems
from my childhood.

221
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:13,022
I just gotta play against the house.
So long, lizard breath.

222
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,951
How much farther?

223
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:32,293
Five, 10 miles.
Take Junction 82 south.

224
00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:36,377
What do you think happened?

225
00:18:36,472 --> 00:18:39,011
I don't know. It was
supposed to be a simple gig.

226
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:41,178
There was no air support,
no nothin'.

227
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:43,762
Just spring some oil man's son
from his kidnappers.

228
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,729
But we got a "Red Ball One."
That's big trouble.

229
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,358
"Bag's leaking" means
one of the team took some lead.

230
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:51,904
Well, it couldn't have been Hannibal.
He made the call.

231
00:18:51,993 --> 00:18:54,781
Nope. Hannibal's not the one
under the gun.

232
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:58,657
Um, give me that radio down there,
would ya, hot potato?

233
00:18:58,752 --> 00:19:02,169
We should be in range pretty soon.

234
00:19:02,257 --> 00:19:04,963
Shootin' it out at high noon,
maybe we can raise the van...

235
00:19:05,052 --> 00:19:08,007
pull the A-Team...
outta the can.

236
00:19:12,187 --> 00:19:14,857
- Did you get 'em yet?
- No. They must still be out of range.

237
00:19:14,941 --> 00:19:19,070
Keep workin' on it. I'll try to soften up
the doc before she calls in the heat.

238
00:19:19,155 --> 00:19:22,691
[Radio Static]

239
00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:25,870
- How do you feel?
- Feel pretty weak, mama.

240
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:29,123
Well, you'll be getting some strength
back as soon as we get you some blood.

241
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,784
What are you doing here?
Aren't you supposed to be in jail?

242
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:36,544
Sorry, Doctor. We're gonna have to
do things my way. But don't worry;
I won't hurt you. How're you doin', B.A.?

243
00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:40,338
- Hangin' in there?
- Real tired, man. Leg hurt bad.

244
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:44,266
- We'll get you home real soon.
- Nobody seems to be listening to me.

245
00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:47,061
I told you, the man cannot be moved
until he gets some blood.

246
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:50,022
Will you get the fire out of your eye, Doc?
We got some blood on the way.

247
00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:53,317
- Hannibal always comes through.
- Murdock'll be here right away.

248
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:57,028
- You're the same blood type. We'll do
a transfusion and get you on your feet.
- Murdock?

249
00:19:57,122 --> 00:20:01,702
- You're both AB negative, remember?
- I ain't swappin' blood with that sucker!
He's crazy!

250
00:20:01,795 --> 00:20:06,091
B.A., he"s the only donor we have, unless
we"re gonna get you into Cedars-Sinai.

251
00:20:06,176 --> 00:20:08,419
You have very special blood.

252
00:20:08,513 --> 00:20:11,431
I ain't gonna let you pump
none of Murdock's crazy juice in me.

253
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:16,014
- No way, man. He's nuts.
- No, he isn't, B.A. Not really.

254
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:24,073
This is Howling Mad, flyin'
high cover on the Red Ball One.

255
00:20:24,159 --> 00:20:27,410
I'm comin' in low and sideways
to plug the bag.

256
00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:29,704
A-Team in need, do you read?

257
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:34,003
Outta range.
That's kinda strange.

258
00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:37,256
Uh, Murdock,
what is with all the poetry?

259
00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:40,464
Yeah, I noticed that too.

260
00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:43,723
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I got my words, and my brain's workin' fine.

261
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:49,482
But when the words come out,
they want to... rhyme.

262
00:20:49,568 --> 00:20:52,653
- Oh.
- [Face On Radio]
Murdock, is that you? Come in.

263
00:20:52,739 --> 00:20:56,607
This is your man, Howling Mad.
What's the buzz, Face?

264
00:20:56,702 --> 00:20:59,740
[Face] Listen. B.A. "s been hit.
We need some of your AB negative.

265
00:20:59,831 --> 00:21:02,786
There"s a doctor"s house on your left
as you come through town.

266
00:21:02,877 --> 00:21:04,954
l"ll be waitin" for you.

267
00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:19,565
No need to wait, Face.
I think this is the place.

268
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,727
Okay, he's inside.

269
00:21:25,866 --> 00:21:28,821
[Hannibal]
B.A., you lie still.

270
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,413
Man, I'm warnin' y'all for the last time.
I don't want this sucker's blood in me.

271
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,123
It's gonna make me crazy
just like he is.

272
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:38,167
It's not gonna make you crazy, B.A.
It's just gonna make you mellow.

273
00:21:38,258 --> 00:21:41,462
You could even room with me at the V.A.
I'll have them bring in an extra bunk...

274
00:21:41,554 --> 00:21:43,844
and you and I can watch
the walls melt.

275
00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:46,970
- Hannibal!
- Lay off, will ya, Murdock?

276
00:21:47,062 --> 00:21:49,767
Lay off what? This man
has a chance for greatness.

277
00:21:49,857 --> 00:21:53,393
My bodily fluids are in great demand
by the finest minds of our time.

278
00:21:53,487 --> 00:21:55,776
I give a fresh specimen
to the V.A. every week.

279
00:21:55,865 --> 00:21:58,737
Worst that can happen is he starts
to hear things that he don"t see...

280
00:21:58,827 --> 00:22:01,782
and rhyme his words just like me.

281
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,753
- Gonna get you for this, Face!
- What are you talking about?

282
00:22:05,837 --> 00:22:08,210
Faceman messed up.
That"s why I got shot.

283
00:22:08,298 --> 00:22:12,594
That's why I need this sucker's blood.
Gonna make me crazy, just like he is.

284
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:15,088
That's why the Faceman gotta pay.

285
00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:17,721
Hannibal, I'll go get the van
ready to transport him.

286
00:22:17,811 --> 00:22:20,220
Try and cool him down for me, will ya?

287
00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:23,352
My blood'll cool him down for you, Face.

288
00:22:23,444 --> 00:22:26,896
[B.A. Groaning]
Gonna get you for this, Face.

289
00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:29,280
I can feel myself gettin' crazy already.

290
00:22:29,368 --> 00:22:31,445
Yeah, first your ears start to ring...

291
00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:33,827
and then, every once in a while,
your eyes start to fog over...

292
00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:35,993
and you start to rhyme your words.

293
00:22:36,086 --> 00:22:39,004
You're nuts, man.
Who ever heard of me rhymin' my words?

294
00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:42,958
That's the craziest thing I ever heard.
My ears don't ring. I don't hear a thing.

295
00:22:43,053 --> 00:22:45,130
- Uh-huh.
- Hey, wait a minute, sucker!

296
00:22:45,223 --> 00:22:47,679
You see? Foam the runway!
B.A. is comin' in!

297
00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:50,723
[Makes Aeroplane Noise]
Let me know when your eyes start to fog.

298
00:22:50,814 --> 00:22:53,021
B.A., Murdock's blood
is not gonna do a thing to you.

299
00:22:53,109 --> 00:22:55,351
Blood is blood. It's all the same.
You know, it's red...

300
00:22:55,445 --> 00:22:58,019
No, it ain't. Mine is special.
Once upon a time, I didn't have a dime.

301
00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:01,283
My head went crazy. They said I was lazy,
but I'm gettin' by, on the fly...

302
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:04,574
Murdock, knock it off!
You're diggin' my grave here with B.A.

303
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,992
Rock 'n' roll.

304
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,209
[Groaning]

305
00:23:09,297 --> 00:23:12,050
You know you shouldn't move him.

306
00:23:12,134 --> 00:23:14,211
We have no choice.

307
00:23:16,181 --> 00:23:20,180
I know it doesn't seem like it, Doc,
but we are the guys in the white hats.

308
00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:23,272
Then why are you wanted
by the military police?

309
00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:27,653
It's a long story, and no one
wants to listen. We're on the run.

310
00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:30,906
If any of us get caught, we get
20 years in a federal slammer.

311
00:23:42,967 --> 00:23:46,800
Uh, that's supposed to be
some sort of macho pass, and now
I'm supposed to blush, right?

312
00:23:54,858 --> 00:23:57,315
I don't make passes.

313
00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,480
Or promises.

314
00:23:59,573 --> 00:24:02,491
The mystery man just sort of
rides off into the sunset...

315
00:24:02,577 --> 00:24:04,654
like the last reel of Happy Trails.

316
00:24:04,746 --> 00:24:07,155
Yeah. Somethin' like that.

317
00:24:12,924 --> 00:24:17,718
But... in the meantime,
you'll have to wait.

318
00:24:17,806 --> 00:24:20,808
Wait! Oh, that's real cute, Hannibal!
Let me out of here!

319
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,729
- [Pounding]
- Uh, I'll let you out of there
as soon as I can.

320
00:24:23,814 --> 00:24:26,140
And if it helps any...

321
00:24:26,234 --> 00:24:29,770
putting you in the closet
was not my first choice.

322
00:24:29,863 --> 00:24:33,150
Oh, well, that"s just real great!
Meanwhile, that"s where I am!
In the closet!

323
00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:35,320
- I'm sorry, Doc.
- Hannibal!

324
00:24:35,413 --> 00:24:38,415
Come on! Let me out of here!
Stop foolin"around!

325
00:24:52,394 --> 00:24:55,099
- Murdock?
- Yeah, Colonel.

326
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:58,275
The local sheriff turned us over
to the military police.

327
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,232
They could be on us anytime.
If you see any heat comin' in...

328
00:25:01,322 --> 00:25:05,072
I want you to peel off
and get Amy out of there.

329
00:25:05,161 --> 00:25:09,659
♪ You in the army now
You not behind the plough ♪

330
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:12,456
♪ You never get rich
by diggin' a ditch ♪

331
00:25:12,546 --> 00:25:15,334
♪ You in the army now ♪♪

332
00:25:50,472 --> 00:25:54,305
Those creeps are probably here
to bust their boss out of jail.

333
00:25:54,394 --> 00:25:58,179
- The sheriff's gonna be dog meat.
- Yeah, he is, isn't he?

334
00:25:58,274 --> 00:26:01,192
- You know, I've been thinkin' about that.
- Me too.

335
00:26:01,278 --> 00:26:03,485
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

336
00:26:03,573 --> 00:26:07,619
I mean, he didn't do anything wrong,
and it's not nice to lock somebody up
in their own jail.

337
00:26:07,703 --> 00:26:10,824
Poor guy"s just tryin"
to do his job.

338
00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:13,704
- Turn in?
- Yeah. Gotta.

339
00:26:15,505 --> 00:26:18,293
Face, pull in by that crane.

340
00:26:18,384 --> 00:26:20,461
[Face]
Right.

341
00:26:31,193 --> 00:26:34,195
Amy, you stay with B.A.

342
00:26:34,281 --> 00:26:38,149
Murdock, do you think
you could fire this crane up?

343
00:26:38,244 --> 00:26:41,365
- If it had wings, I could fly it.
- Murdock?

344
00:26:41,457 --> 00:26:44,375
- No problem, Colonel.
- Face, see if that cable
will move to the other side.

345
00:26:44,461 --> 00:26:47,379
- What are we doing?
- We're gonna slow
these Barbarians down...

346
00:26:47,465 --> 00:26:50,253
so we can get back to the sheriff
and help him dig in for the attack.

347
00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:52,421
But aren't the military police
on their way?

348
00:26:52,513 --> 00:26:54,590
Interesting, isn't it?

349
00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:14,114
[Engine Starts]

350
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,773
[Shouting, Chattering]

351
00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:42,157
[Tapping Glass]

352
00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:46,830
[Tapping Glass]

353
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:51,797
You guys are gonna have to move
these bikes 16 feet from this kerb.

354
00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:54,377
[All Laughing]

355
00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:58,802
- That's state regulations, you know.
- Get your face outta here, worm!

356
00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:02,514
Really? Okay,
I'll move 'em myself.

357
00:28:02,607 --> 00:28:05,099
[All Laughing]

358
00:28:10,368 --> 00:28:12,824
[Chattering Continues]

359
00:28:12,913 --> 00:28:15,950
[Laughing Continues]

360
00:28:18,504 --> 00:28:22,254
[Tarzan Yell]

361
00:28:23,552 --> 00:28:25,711
- Hey! Hey!
- What!

362
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:31,885
[Indistinct Shouting]

363
00:28:50,881 --> 00:28:53,918
[Indistinct Shouting]

364
00:28:54,010 --> 00:28:57,345
Hey! Get up there in that crane!
Get those bikes down!

365
00:28:57,431 --> 00:29:00,433
All right, get those guys
up on their feet! Come on!

366
00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:03,010
Don't just stand there!
Help 'em! Come on!

367
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:14,196
Well, I guess that should hold
them up for a couple of hours.

368
00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:17,455
Well, how's my blood brother doin'?

369
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:20,212
- I ain't your blood brother.
- Sure you are, brother.

370
00:29:20,295 --> 00:29:23,665
You got Howlin' Mad's blood
in your veins.

371
00:29:23,758 --> 00:29:26,297
You just wait
till the clouds catch fire.

372
00:29:26,387 --> 00:29:28,463
It's gonna be like
the Fourth of July! My, my!

373
00:29:28,556 --> 00:29:30,633
Hey, Hannibal, will you
make this sucker shut up?

374
00:29:30,726 --> 00:29:33,134
That sheriff's gonna be
hard to deal with.

375
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:36,433
They get a little testy when you
lock 'em up in their own cells.

376
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,768
Well, Amy'll just smile at him.
Right, kid?

377
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,780
- Get his heart thawed out for us.
- Amy will what?

378
00:29:41,866 --> 00:29:44,440
We all use what we got, kid.

379
00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:03,143
Hey, Face, look at that
abandoned real estate office.

380
00:30:03,228 --> 00:30:05,305
Could be a double
for the sheriff"s office.

381
00:30:05,397 --> 00:30:08,020
We might work a shell game
on these geeks.

382
00:30:08,109 --> 00:30:11,693
Could. We are dealin'
with double-digit I.Q. s here.

383
00:30:11,781 --> 00:30:15,068
Ah, but that'll take some time,
Hannibal. We got M.P. s on the way.

384
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,699
We'd have to have a couple...
two, three hours in order to...

385
00:30:17,789 --> 00:30:20,363
Ah, it's just a set dressing
problem. Nothing to it.

386
00:30:34,311 --> 00:30:38,013
Amy, bring Dr Sullivan
back here.

387
00:30:38,108 --> 00:30:40,351
I thought I was supposed to
charm the sheriff.

388
00:30:40,444 --> 00:30:42,853
Uh, we better soothe him
a little first.

389
00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:52,284
[Thompson]
You came back.

390
00:30:52,377 --> 00:30:54,703
- That's right.
- Okay, I'll bite. Why?

391
00:30:54,797 --> 00:30:57,633
You were supposed to count to a hundred
and yell "Ready or not, here I come."

392
00:30:57,718 --> 00:30:59,794
Now, Sheriff, if you're
not gonna play the game...

393
00:30:59,887 --> 00:31:02,426
- we're gonna play in someone else's town.
- That's very funny.

394
00:31:02,516 --> 00:31:05,434
The Barbarians are
about 10 miles up the road.

395
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,890
There's 20 or 30 of'em. They're
comin' back here on a garbage run...

396
00:31:08,983 --> 00:31:11,059
to pick up this piece of trash.

397
00:31:11,152 --> 00:31:14,854
- If I read "em right,
they"re gonna take your town apart.
- [Laughs] All right!

398
00:31:14,949 --> 00:31:19,660
Yes! Now we are cookin"!
Now things are lookin"right!

399
00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:23,663
Sheriff, you ever seen
the Barbarians on a run, man?

400
00:31:23,753 --> 00:31:26,920
It is beautiful! Beautiful!
[Laughs]

401
00:31:27,007 --> 00:31:30,876
'Course, we're a little hard
on cops and civilized women.

402
00:31:30,971 --> 00:31:33,379
Hey, fat lip, button it!

403
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:36,927
- [Bullet Ricocheting]
- I can blow you away right here.

404
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,726
I'm not a cop. I'm a fugitive.

405
00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:43,767
And every now and then, I like to drop
the hammer on a piece of dirt.

406
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:48,315
You are nuts, man!

407
00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:55,456
Well, what's your story, man!

408
00:31:55,545 --> 00:31:59,212
Hi. I'm the blood lady.

409
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:03,216
I give blood to guys with holes in 'em,
and perhaps we can do business,
muchacho.

410
00:32:03,306 --> 00:32:07,221
Because I got a feelin' you're gonna be
leakin' from three or four holes in a minute.

411
00:32:07,311 --> 00:32:10,479
Our rates are low.
It's $20 a pint.

412
00:32:10,565 --> 00:32:15,028
We've got a special on...
if you buy in bulk.

413
00:32:15,113 --> 00:32:16,905
Now, here's the deal.

414
00:32:16,991 --> 00:32:20,990
We'll let you out and help you with the
bikers, and you forget you ever saw us.

415
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:25,494
If you let me out, what's to prevent me
from bringing in the National Guard
and bustin' the whole bunch of you?

416
00:32:25,586 --> 00:32:28,042
The Barbarians
have cut the phone lines.

417
00:32:28,131 --> 00:32:30,539
The radio in our van
can't get over the mountains.

418
00:32:30,634 --> 00:32:33,636
Which means yours
probably can't, either.

419
00:32:33,722 --> 00:32:36,889
But you know that.
We're kind of in the same boat, Sheriff.

420
00:32:36,976 --> 00:32:40,428
You read the printout on us.
We were a combat team in "Nam.

421
00:32:40,522 --> 00:32:43,727
We're weapons and tactics experts.
We enjoy a challenge.

422
00:32:43,818 --> 00:32:46,108
- How much time we got?
- About an hour and a half.

423
00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:50,575
[Sighs] I can't make a deal
with a wanted man.

424
00:32:50,661 --> 00:32:53,948
I can't agree to have fugitives
protect this town.

425
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,660
- l"m a police officer.
- Sheriff, if I were you,
I would not debate technicalities.

426
00:32:57,754 --> 00:33:01,835
Sheriff, those Barbarians are killers.

427
00:33:01,926 --> 00:33:04,845
I mean, a lot of people
in this town could get hurt.

428
00:33:04,930 --> 00:33:07,718
And we're locked up in here.

429
00:33:14,109 --> 00:33:16,268
Okay, let me out.

430
00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:21,275
First I want your handshake
you're not gonna pull down on us
with your badge and gun.

431
00:33:21,369 --> 00:33:23,861
A handshake isn't exactly
a binding agreement.

432
00:33:23,956 --> 00:33:27,326
When you live on the edge,
you learn to make fast evaluations.

433
00:33:27,419 --> 00:33:32,166
Your life depends on "em. My take on you
is... your handshake is your bond.

434
00:33:46,736 --> 00:33:49,062
[Sullivan]
Hey! Who"s out there?

435
00:33:52,995 --> 00:33:55,665
- Well, thanks a whole lot!
- Look, I know you're angry.

436
00:33:55,748 --> 00:33:59,617
Lady, angry doesn't
even begin to cover it.

437
00:33:59,712 --> 00:34:02,418
Tough. The Barbarians are
10 or 15 miles up the road.

438
00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:04,797
They're planning to come in here
and burn this town down.

439
00:34:04,886 --> 00:34:08,137
Hannibal and the others could've gone on,
but they came back to help.

440
00:34:08,223 --> 00:34:11,843
So you were stuck in a closet
for an hour. Big deal.

441
00:34:15,859 --> 00:34:17,982
How's my patient?

442
00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:20,313
Better.
He's starting to growl again.

443
00:34:22,034 --> 00:34:24,442
Barbarians, huh?

444
00:34:24,537 --> 00:34:27,409
Well, that should liven up
the pace around here...

445
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,576
for a Sunday afternoon.

446
00:34:31,338 --> 00:34:36,381
[Hannibal]
Nah, you're not gonna have to move Jenko.
All you gotta do is stuff a sock in his mouth.

447
00:34:36,470 --> 00:34:39,388
Not move him? They're gonna
roll in here and shoot up this jail.

448
00:34:39,474 --> 00:34:41,966
No, they're not.
They're gonna roll in here...

449
00:34:42,061 --> 00:34:45,312
and shoot up that vacant real estate
office on the corner across the street.

450
00:34:45,398 --> 00:34:48,151
- They are, huh?
- You betcha.

451
00:34:49,904 --> 00:34:52,740
- Why are they gonna do that?
- Well, they're gonna do that...

452
00:34:52,825 --> 00:34:55,495
'cause they're gonna think
it's the sheriff's office.

453
00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:01,206
[Making Engine Noises]

454
00:35:03,631 --> 00:35:06,586
[Screeches]

455
00:35:06,677 --> 00:35:09,085
Gonna need speakers, man.
Big ones.

456
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:11,138
They gotta sound real good.

457
00:35:11,225 --> 00:35:13,265
I'll do the best I can, but...

458
00:35:13,353 --> 00:35:16,937
Hey, Faceman, when my blood brother
says he wants a...

459
00:35:19,235 --> 00:35:22,072
I wanna be close
to the mechanical stuff.

460
00:35:22,156 --> 00:35:24,944
But I'm gonna need somebody
to wheel me around.

461
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:28,405
Hey, hey, hey, I am a pilot!
[Makes Aeroplane Noise]

462
00:35:28,498 --> 00:35:32,034
I'm not a nurse's aide.
I respectfully refuse...

463
00:35:32,128 --> 00:35:35,332
on the grounds
that I'm not strong enough...

464
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:39,126
to wheel this big, mean, ugly
mudsucker around.

465
00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:42,092
Besides, I lost blood and I feel faint.

466
00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:45,268
You better do it, or I'll take
the rest of your blood the hard way!

467
00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:49,139
Well, on the other... hand,
blood is thicker than water.

468
00:35:57,161 --> 00:36:00,496
- What do ya say, Doc?
- Hank, what's happening?

469
00:36:00,583 --> 00:36:04,831
Well, near as I figure, in about an hour
from now, we're gonna have our hands full.

470
00:36:04,922 --> 00:36:09,003
That abandoned real estate office
will give us our best tactical advantage.

471
00:36:09,094 --> 00:36:14,007
The best field of fire is in the church
steeple at the other end of town.

472
00:36:14,101 --> 00:36:17,138
So we'll run 'em down there,
turn the grizzlies around...

473
00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,520
and then run 'em through
a very special gauntlet.

474
00:36:19,608 --> 00:36:22,610
If you ladies'll wait in the office,
the sheriff'll bring you some paint.

475
00:36:22,696 --> 00:36:26,611
I'm gonna check out the church steeple.
We better get going.
We haven't got much time.

476
00:36:29,663 --> 00:36:32,238
- Put me down, fool! Put me down!
- Shut up!

477
00:36:32,334 --> 00:36:34,790
Put me down!
Slow it down, fool!

478
00:36:35,922 --> 00:36:38,211
I don't understand.
A motorcycle gang?

479
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:41,255
That fella I got in jail, he's their leader.
They're comin' back to bust him out.

480
00:36:41,346 --> 00:36:44,383
- Why don't you call for help?
- We can't. They busted
all the phone lines.

481
00:36:44,475 --> 00:36:46,931
- We're completely cut off.
- We're gonna need
some hardware supplies.

482
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:50,224
But first I want you to get everybody
in town and tell 'em what's going on.

483
00:36:50,316 --> 00:36:53,104
Then get the women and children
in vehicles and get them out of town.

484
00:36:53,195 --> 00:36:55,105
- Jack here'll help you.
- Right.

485
00:36:55,198 --> 00:36:58,698
Gonna need that metal platin'.
And get me some of this audio wire.

486
00:36:58,786 --> 00:37:01,028
You know, I just love you.

487
00:37:01,122 --> 00:37:03,910
We are brothers
under the skin, aren't we?

488
00:37:04,001 --> 00:37:07,502
Come on, sucker! I ain't got time
for your crazy rap! Ooh!

489
00:38:10,424 --> 00:38:13,426
- What are these for?
- Grills. They make great grills.

490
00:38:13,511 --> 00:38:16,762
- Grills?
- I thought we'd have
barbecued Barbarian for brunch.

491
00:38:24,359 --> 00:38:27,278
[Voice Echoing On Speaker]
Testing. One, two, three.

492
00:38:43,259 --> 00:38:46,712
Hey, Sheriff, look.

493
00:38:46,806 --> 00:38:50,223
Five thousand?
It's on a 110 line.

494
00:38:50,311 --> 00:38:52,802
Packaging is everything, Sheriff.

495
00:39:00,866 --> 00:39:03,156
Here you go, B.A.
A.44 for ya.

496
00:39:03,245 --> 00:39:05,154
That still don't make us even, sucker.

497
00:39:05,247 --> 00:39:08,000
- Oh, come on, brother. Go easy on Face.
- I ain't your brother!

498
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:10,161
Let's get him
in the church steeple.

499
00:39:10,254 --> 00:39:13,042
I just want you to know, you're
a welcome addition to my family.

500
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:16,004
Oh, shut up and get out of here.
Keep pushin'.

501
00:39:16,095 --> 00:39:18,005
Push, push! Don't drop me!

502
00:39:22,437 --> 00:39:25,355
That's all we have. What are you
gonna do with this toilet paper?

503
00:39:25,441 --> 00:39:27,980
- Detour an access road.
- What?

504
00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:31,985
Sheriff, if you ignore the obvious,
you can get away with anything.

505
00:39:32,075 --> 00:39:35,196
- Not bad, huh?
- Hope it works.

506
00:39:35,288 --> 00:39:37,197
- It'll work.
- B.A.'s in church.

507
00:39:37,290 --> 00:39:40,542
And if you don't mind, Hannibal, sir,
I'd like to be up there with him.

508
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,464
At a time like this,
one should be with his family.

509
00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:46,467
I understand, Captain,
but war is hell.

510
00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:49,887
- You'll have to stay
with the forward echelon.
- I understand, sir.

511
00:39:49,974 --> 00:39:52,644
Face, you and Murdock
put up that paper wall...

512
00:39:52,728 --> 00:39:55,564
then get a good field of fire
out of that joint there.

513
00:39:55,648 --> 00:39:58,223
- Murdock, you know where you start.
- Yes, sir.

514
00:40:14,173 --> 00:40:18,338
I sure hope this goes down
before the M.P. s arrive.

515
00:41:06,785 --> 00:41:09,990
Face, B.A.,
don't drop the hammers on 'em...

516
00:41:10,082 --> 00:41:13,915
till they"re close enough
you can spit on "em, okay?

517
00:41:19,219 --> 00:41:21,093
Here they come.

518
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:24,930
Hey, Hannibal, here comes the meat.
They're hangin' a right on Main.

519
00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:56,846
We've come for our brother Sonny!
Let him out, or we take this town apart!

520
00:41:56,936 --> 00:41:59,428
You pigs want Jenko?

521
00:41:59,523 --> 00:42:03,688
Then climb off your tricycles
and come in and get him.

522
00:42:03,779 --> 00:42:06,449
You sound like you wanna die, pig.

523
00:42:06,532 --> 00:42:11,030
[Hannibal On Speaker]
Nah, I just wanna squeeze you
marshmallows outta my town.

524
00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:13,032
Now, come on.
l"m in here. Let"s go.

525
00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:17,455
Unless you muscle heads arejust
long on tough talk and short on guts.

526
00:42:17,547 --> 00:42:20,751
There's only two of you!
There are 30 of us!

527
00:42:20,843 --> 00:42:24,178
I don't think you got the gas
to keep Jenko in there!

528
00:42:24,264 --> 00:42:28,311
[Hannibal On Speaker]
Maybe. Maybe not. But there"s one
real easy way for you to find out.

529
00:42:28,395 --> 00:42:31,101
You want him, you got him.

530
00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:33,765
Let"s go!
First door on your right.

531
00:42:33,861 --> 00:42:37,278
And try not to drool on the rug.
Wejust had it cleaned.

532
00:42:37,365 --> 00:42:39,774
You're gonna eat it, Sheriff!

533
00:42:39,869 --> 00:42:42,621
And I'm gonna feed you
to the brothers for dessert!

534
00:42:42,706 --> 00:42:46,871
- [Hannibal On Speaker]
Remind me to tip the waitress.
- [Shouting]

535
00:42:46,962 --> 00:42:51,127
- They're leaving.
- Nah, just gettin' a running start.

536
00:42:58,352 --> 00:43:01,270
[Shouting, Hooting]

537
00:43:09,283 --> 00:43:10,908
Watch this.

538
00:43:27,057 --> 00:43:28,967
[Grunts]

539
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:31,100
Okay, Murdock, you're on.

540
00:43:37,571 --> 00:43:40,194
[Clucking]

541
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:45,659
Say, do any of you creeps
know the way to San Jose?

542
00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:49,285
[Clucking]
Catch me if you can!

543
00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:52,547
[Continues Clucking]

544
00:44:20,963 --> 00:44:24,131
[Face] Don"t anybody move a muscle!
Don"t even think about it!

545
00:44:31,978 --> 00:44:33,770
[Grunts]

546
00:44:59,848 --> 00:45:05,011
And the winner of the game
would holler...

547
00:45:06,774 --> 00:45:08,851
chicken!

548
00:45:08,944 --> 00:45:11,815
[Clucking]

549
00:45:15,912 --> 00:45:19,496
Welcome to Bad Rock, pal.

550
00:45:47,829 --> 00:45:51,959
- Thanks, Hannibal.
- No thanks. Just turn
your back for a second.

551
00:45:52,043 --> 00:45:54,962
What do you want me
to tell the military?

552
00:45:55,048 --> 00:45:57,753
Well, if you hear
from a guy named Lynch...

553
00:45:57,843 --> 00:46:00,928
tell him his mother
wears combat boots.

554
00:46:01,014 --> 00:46:02,972
See ya, Doc.

555
00:46:14,115 --> 00:46:17,699
Boy, is old Lynch gonna burn
after this one. He'll go cuckoo.

556
00:46:17,786 --> 00:46:21,121
Yeah. I hear there's a lot of that
goin' around. Right, brother?

557
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:24,210
- I ain't your brother!
- Ah, come on, B.A. It worked, didn't it?

558
00:46:24,295 --> 00:46:27,001
Murdock's blood might even
add a little colour to your life.

559
00:46:27,091 --> 00:46:29,333
Don't need no colour.
Got enough already.

560
00:46:29,427 --> 00:46:32,133
Plus I owe you one.
Then we be even.

561
00:46:41,944 --> 00:46:44,780
[Sirens Blaring]

562
00:46:47,243 --> 00:46:49,450
[Groans]