1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,888 [Man] Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:03,978 --> 00:00:05,887 for a crime they didn"t commit. 3 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:10,559 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 4 00:00:10,652 --> 00:00:14,781 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 5 00:00:14,865 --> 00:00:18,401 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 6 00:00:18,495 --> 00:00:20,535 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 7 00:01:59,111 --> 00:02:02,421 There you go, mister. Better than if you bought a new pair. 8 00:02:02,574 --> 00:02:04,780 Hey, Nicky, it's getting late. 9 00:02:04,868 --> 00:02:07,324 You better be getting home before it gets dark, huh? 10 00:02:07,413 --> 00:02:11,707 Yeah, sure, but didn't you want me to help you bring up some cartons from the storeroom? 11 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:13,073 Oh, no. 12 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,997 No, not now. Tomorrow, tomorrow. 13 00:02:16,089 --> 00:02:20,135 Go on now. Get. Get out of here. Go on. 14 00:02:34,986 --> 00:02:38,522 - Hey, kid, are you any good? - I'm supposed to be getting home. 15 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,154 Come on. Let's see some service, man. 16 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:46,538 We told you what would happen if you call the cops, old man. 17 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,662 - I won't say a word. I promise. I won't say... I won't. - I know, I know. 18 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,043 - [Groans] - Watch what you're doin', punk! 19 00:02:55,135 --> 00:02:57,128 Mr Laskey! 20 00:03:00,307 --> 00:03:04,009 - [Groaning] - Mr Laskey! 21 00:03:04,103 --> 00:03:07,639 Just take it easy, Mr Laskey. Take it easy. 22 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,018 - [Buzzing] - Pardon me, sir, do you have any metallic... 23 00:03:38,101 --> 00:03:42,563 - objects on your person? - I'll bet this is a first for you. 24 00:03:47,153 --> 00:03:49,063 We'll miss the flight, B.A. 25 00:03:49,156 --> 00:03:51,232 Good, 'cause I don't wanna do this anyway. 26 00:03:51,325 --> 00:03:53,947 I'm sorry, Hannibal. I said I'd try, but I just can't. 27 00:03:54,036 --> 00:03:55,946 Now, you said you'd give it a shot. 28 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:58,791 - You'll learn to love flying. - Soaring among the clouds! 29 00:03:58,875 --> 00:04:01,627 Soaring, soaring, soar... 30 00:04:01,712 --> 00:04:04,630 - Sorry. - Now, if you weren't gonna go... 31 00:04:04,715 --> 00:04:07,586 Face could've scammed us a jet, and Murdock could've flown us. 32 00:04:07,677 --> 00:04:10,963 We're saving 2,500 on expenses. Now, he booked us on a commercial flight... 33 00:04:11,056 --> 00:04:14,971 - because you said you'd fly if it wasn't Murdock at the controls. - You didn't tell me he said that. 34 00:04:15,061 --> 00:04:18,146 You said you'd fly with another pilot, but not me? You said that? 35 00:04:18,231 --> 00:04:20,983 - Yeah! - Wise choice. 36 00:04:21,068 --> 00:04:24,687 - [Man On P.A.] Flight 403 to New York now boarding Gate 12. - They're boarding. 37 00:04:26,991 --> 00:04:29,565 Here. 38 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:33,362 - Swallow. - What are these? I don't take no pills. 39 00:04:33,457 --> 00:04:36,542 Well, they're for air sickness. They're not prescription. They're off the shelf. 40 00:04:36,627 --> 00:04:38,537 Just a precaution. 41 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:40,955 You better not be trying to drug me, Hannibal. 42 00:04:41,049 --> 00:04:44,834 Now, why would I try to drug you when you've already agreed to fly? 43 00:04:44,929 --> 00:04:47,800 I'm lookin' out for you. 44 00:04:47,891 --> 00:04:49,800 Forget 'em. Get sick. 45 00:04:52,688 --> 00:04:56,733 [Jet Engines Whirring] 46 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:13,001 - No, no! I ain't goin'! - B.A., don't be that way. 47 00:05:13,086 --> 00:05:15,210 Whole thing will go by just like that. 48 00:05:15,297 --> 00:05:18,299 - The flight is six hours, man! - Once you're up there, it's nothing. 49 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:20,294 It's the take-off that's the worst part. 50 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,296 That's when the gas starts pouring over the wings... 51 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,678 - Murdock! - and the engine starts to spark, and the whole thing could just... 52 00:05:24,767 --> 00:05:26,676 Believe me, we'd never feel that one. 53 00:05:28,271 --> 00:05:30,643 - B.A.! - Hannibal, you should've drugged him. 54 00:05:30,732 --> 00:05:34,066 Four, three, two, one. 55 00:05:35,821 --> 00:05:38,360 Air sickness pills. 56 00:05:38,449 --> 00:05:42,068 A good leader prepares for every contingency. 57 00:05:44,915 --> 00:05:46,908 Uh, excuse me. 58 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:46,769 [Man On P.A.] Flight 122 from Los Angeles now arriving Gate 6. 59 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,374 - You okay, B.A.? - Yeah, I guess so. 60 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,374 Well, they say these things make you drowsy... 61 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,875 but I told you not to take two more over Chicago. 62 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:13,213 - Over Chicago? Where are we? - # I dig Manhattan The Bronx and Staten, ahh ## 63 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:17,094 - We're in New York? - You slept like a baby in his mother's arms. 64 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:21,139 What you talkin' about? I don't remember gettin' on no aeroplane or falling asleep either. 65 00:07:21,235 --> 00:07:23,524 Well, no more of these for you. 66 00:07:23,613 --> 00:07:26,151 I suppose you don't remember that sweet little thing over there either, huh? 67 00:07:26,241 --> 00:07:29,942 If she had given me her number and said, "Call me," I'd remember. 68 00:07:30,037 --> 00:07:31,946 Her number? 69 00:07:37,546 --> 00:07:39,503 For a guy who doesn"t like to fly... 70 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:42,295 you sure did it right. 71 00:07:42,385 --> 00:07:44,793 Man, I still don't remember. 72 00:07:47,057 --> 00:07:49,631 Didn't Face say he was gonna meet us here? 73 00:07:49,727 --> 00:07:51,636 Yeah, that's what he said. 74 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:54,639 How was the flight? 75 00:07:54,732 --> 00:07:57,140 Good, I guess. 76 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:59,987 - You driving? - When in Rome... 77 00:08:00,072 --> 00:08:02,444 Hannibal said we"re following the gopher back to its hole on this operation... 78 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:06,068 so I figure if you"re gonna tail somebody in New York... 79 00:08:06,162 --> 00:08:08,832 they"ll never suspect a taxi. 80 00:08:34,654 --> 00:08:37,192 Well, this is it. 81 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,614 What do you think? 82 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:48,959 - [Door Chime Rings] - Hi, guys. Welcome to New York. 83 00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:50,955 - Did you have a good trip? - Not bad. 84 00:08:51,048 --> 00:08:52,957 Guys, I'd like you to meet Tracy Richter. 85 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,423 Tracy, I'd like you to meet my team. Hannibal Smith. 86 00:08:55,511 --> 00:08:56,922 - Hello. - Hi. 87 00:08:57,013 --> 00:08:59,220 - Howling Mad Murdock. - Howdy-doody. 88 00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:02,392 - And B.A. Baracus. - Hi. 89 00:09:02,478 --> 00:09:05,147 Tracy and her mom have the bakery across the street. 90 00:09:05,231 --> 00:09:08,398 - Best danish in the city. - Thanks for coming here to help us. 91 00:09:08,485 --> 00:09:10,477 Man, this place is full of junk. 92 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:12,647 B.A., I didn"t exactly come here with a bankroll. 93 00:09:12,739 --> 00:09:15,741 I had to lease this store, and it really set me back. 94 00:09:15,826 --> 00:09:20,703 So I had to scrounge most of this stuff out ofjunkyards and secondhand shops. 95 00:09:27,089 --> 00:09:29,497 - [Clicks Switch] - Hey, man, I was watchin' first. 96 00:09:29,592 --> 00:09:32,262 You're making me miss the best part. 97 00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:42,178 Oh, man... No, no, this is good too. Watch this. 98 00:09:42,274 --> 00:09:45,109 B.A., you want to come back here? 99 00:09:48,531 --> 00:09:51,449 Your friend sure has a weird sense of humour. 100 00:09:51,534 --> 00:09:54,869 Yes, he has a weird sense of... something. 101 00:09:54,955 --> 00:09:56,865 [B.A.] Face, we"re gonna need a monitor that works. 102 00:09:56,957 --> 00:09:59,081 Check those out. Maybe they're a little better. 103 00:09:59,168 --> 00:10:02,086 Face, you got anything for me? 104 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:04,129 Well, uh... 105 00:10:09,097 --> 00:10:12,133 These things look like junk. 106 00:10:12,225 --> 00:10:14,218 Are these things gonna work? 107 00:10:14,311 --> 00:10:16,387 - Who knows? - Oh, wonderful. 108 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,018 Best I could do. 109 00:10:19,108 --> 00:10:22,312 I, uh, got it all out of this. 110 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,654 Ever meet any of these guys waiting for the world to end? 111 00:10:25,741 --> 00:10:31,198 - Yeah. - Weird. Anyway, it's all I could get, which wasn't easy. 112 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:36,248 Most of the other buyers were plainclothes cops snapping pictures and taking down names. 113 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,294 They better work. 114 00:10:40,675 --> 00:10:43,593 Better start laying the cable, B.A., for the camera. 115 00:10:43,678 --> 00:10:47,427 And we have to find another location for the monitoring. 116 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,426 We own a bakery shop across the street. 117 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:55,392 I'm sure you could use that if you could convince my mother and the others to still hire you. 118 00:10:55,484 --> 00:10:57,393 Still hire us? 119 00:10:57,486 --> 00:11:01,899 Yeah. Amy explained it all when she called you yesterday, right? 120 00:11:01,991 --> 00:11:05,610 - Right? - No. I didn't get a chance to call. 121 00:11:05,704 --> 00:11:10,034 - Didn't get a chance to call? - All right. I just didn't call. 122 00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:12,368 One of the store owners, Mr Laskey... 123 00:11:12,462 --> 00:11:14,953 got beat up yesterday, just before Face and I arrived. 124 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:17,539 He"s in the hospital and hurt pretty badly. 125 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:21,549 So the other store owners are scared and having second thoughts about hiring us. 126 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:26,302 Hey, man, if they decided this yesterday, maybe I didn"t have to fly. 127 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,387 Even though flying's not that bad. 128 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:32,064 Look, these guys are taking money from these people... 129 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:35,272 in exchange for not destroying their shops or hurting their families. 130 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:38,780 - They need help, Hannibal. - Yeah, it's the old protection racket. 131 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,822 They"re taking so much money from us now... 132 00:11:41,913 --> 00:11:44,451 I don't think we can afford to keep the store open another month. 133 00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:49,753 These people are frightened. Someone has to do something for them. 134 00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:06,514 [Man, German Accent] They beat up Mr Laskey, and they broke Mr Daniels"s fingers. 135 00:12:06,608 --> 00:12:09,977 I don"t care if you came all the way from Los Angeles. 136 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:12,194 You should go home, Mr Smith! 137 00:12:12,281 --> 00:12:14,191 We have here already enough trouble. 138 00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:16,822 Why would we want to making more trouble for ourselves? 139 00:12:16,911 --> 00:12:19,617 Bernie, they busted up my place twice... 140 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,616 and they've taken my money for months. 141 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:25,043 Now, yesterday, they took my display case and threw it right out of the window. 142 00:12:25,129 --> 00:12:28,499 And when I told I 'em I wasn't gonna take it any more, that felt great! 143 00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:31,048 Yeah, and then they broke your fingers, huh? 144 00:12:31,136 --> 00:12:33,046 And the next time they may break your neck. 145 00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:37,967 Next time it won't be anything, if we go to work, Mr Shatzman. 146 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,146 Hey, little brother, where you goin'? 147 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:45,188 - [Door Closes] - Who hit you? 148 00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:48,196 That creep, Digger, when I got some polish on his sock. 149 00:12:48,281 --> 00:12:52,196 He went nuts. Threw my shoeshine box out into the street. 150 00:12:52,286 --> 00:12:55,869 Busted it up good. He didn't even pay me for the shine. 151 00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:59,161 You see? You see? Even the young boy. 152 00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:02,752 That's how these monsters treat people. You want us to fight them? 153 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:06,885 Huh? We don't even know who they are, who sends them, where they come from. 154 00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:11,134 Mr Smith, when Stan went to L.A. to find you... 155 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:14,594 your contact quoted a very expensive price. 156 00:13:14,687 --> 00:13:18,353 Well, anything is worth it to get rid of these leeches. 157 00:13:18,441 --> 00:13:21,526 But we haven't got anything left to pay you with. 158 00:13:21,612 --> 00:13:23,688 What you say, little man? 159 00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:26,818 I busted my buns saving up for that shoe box. 160 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,819 Took me a month. 161 00:13:28,912 --> 00:13:34,037 This is all I got left. Every cent. But I want to chip in to help. 162 00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:37,211 $3.68. 163 00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:40,084 That just about covers our fee. 164 00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:43,129 And if you fail, then things will be worse. 165 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,925 They won't fail. I've seen what they can do. 166 00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:49,550 - They won't. - Then it's all agreed? 167 00:13:49,644 --> 00:13:52,182 [Murmuring] 168 00:13:52,272 --> 00:13:54,312 - All right? - Ja, ja. 169 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,737 Tomorrow's the grand opening. 170 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,147 [Chuckling] 171 00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:28,304 It's them, Amy. The grocery store. 172 00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:31,482 If it starts to look bad, let me know, and I'll be in there. 173 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,374 [Dings] 174 00:14:47,461 --> 00:14:50,997 - Hey, wait a minute, that's my whole week's. - Interest, brother, interest. 175 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:55,041 When you pull Scully and me down here to remind you that you're overdue... 176 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:58,387 then we have to charge you for personalized service. 177 00:14:58,474 --> 00:15:00,681 Next time, keep your own calendar. 178 00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:04,054 - Ow! - It's cheaper all around. 179 00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:22,072 B.A., they're heading towards Hannibal's shop. 180 00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:36,301 - Fresh coffee. Sweet and light. - Thanks. 181 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,432 You know, I think we were getting a better picture on this yesterday before B.A. messed with it. 182 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,311 - Isn't he just wonderful? - Wonderful. 183 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:48,697 [Amy On Walkie-Talkie] Face, Murdock, they're heading towards Hannibal's shop. 184 00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:53,823 Good day. Good day. 185 00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:55,953 We're looking for the man who owns this joint. 186 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,950 Ja. That is me. 187 00:15:59,962 --> 00:16:02,880 Ah, may I be of assistance, please? 188 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:06,335 You got to be kidding! This blind dude fixing TVs? 189 00:16:06,428 --> 00:16:09,002 Oh, my nephew helps with that. 190 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:14,971 He is not here today, but you can leave with me your television and tell me your problem. 191 00:16:15,063 --> 00:16:19,560 We don't have any problems. We're insurance salesmen. 192 00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:23,650 Insurance? Oh, thank you, I have insurance. 193 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:26,824 Not the kind we have, Pop. 194 00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:31,288 - What was that? - Oh, that's my buddy knockin' over some of your goodies. 195 00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:33,995 I hope he isn't hurt. 196 00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:40,257 - What's going on here? - Here's what I'm talkin' about. 197 00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:42,465 Lord knows what can happen to somebody like you... 198 00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:44,842 who ain't got the right kind of insurance. 199 00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,840 Now, we got great monthly rates. 200 00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:48,926 Check it out with your friends on the street. 201 00:16:49,019 --> 00:16:50,928 I never heard of such a thing. 202 00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:55,399 I come here to work, to do business. 203 00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:57,774 Look, we got a special introductory rate. 204 00:16:57,862 --> 00:17:03,368 One grand down and you get the last month free. 205 00:17:03,452 --> 00:17:06,869 l... I wasn't here last month. 206 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:09,282 That's it! 207 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,828 [Static] 208 00:17:12,922 --> 00:17:16,837 Houston, we got a problem. So much for videotape on these guys. 209 00:17:19,262 --> 00:17:22,429 - What are you doing? - We can't leave Hannibal with no contact. 210 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,767 There's only 110 bucks here. 211 00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:34,188 Less than our usual down payment, but we take instalments. 212 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,522 We'll be back for the other 800 in two days. 213 00:17:36,616 --> 00:17:39,819 - Two days? - And so you won't forget... 214 00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:42,829 Scully's gonna mark your calendar for you. [Chuckling] 215 00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:45,073 One, two! 216 00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:50,421 Boy, I'll never know why they call these things portable. 217 00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:52,583 They're so doggone heavy. 218 00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:55,132 Yeah, uh, give me a hand with this. It's... 219 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,710 What's the point of surveillance? What's the point of protection? 220 00:18:29,802 --> 00:18:31,961 - What happened? - A cracked rib. 221 00:18:32,055 --> 00:18:34,593 Good Lord. I don't understand. 222 00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:37,887 I thought you were supposed to be able to handle yourselves. 223 00:18:37,979 --> 00:18:40,221 I think I did very well, considering the circumstances. 224 00:18:40,315 --> 00:18:42,557 Oh, you could've handled those bags of gristle. 225 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,560 They were just hired muscle, Murdock. 226 00:18:44,653 --> 00:18:48,319 I had to let 'em go so B.A. could follow them back to their home base. 227 00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:50,946 I suppose a doctor's out of the question. 228 00:18:52,287 --> 00:18:54,244 I'm fine. 229 00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:57,829 I love it when a plan comes together. 230 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:14,930 They stopped off and rousted storekeepers in three other neighbourhoods. 231 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:18,605 We movin' uptown now, passin' 86th Street. 232 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,218 Charlie, you keep saying we're going, but we don't. 233 00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:45,720 I want to show you that dress they have before they sell it to somebody else. 234 00:19:45,807 --> 00:19:48,643 But it's this, then it's that, then it's just a sec... 235 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:51,645 Give me a second, baby. I've got business, here. 236 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,069 Oh. Now we're really not going anywhere. 237 00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,321 Made the run down on the East Side. No problem. 238 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,777 There's a new fish opened up a shop down on Delancey Street. 239 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,196 - Blind dude. - Was he civic-minded enough... 240 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,863 to join the neighbourhood community chest? 241 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:13,373 Oh, yes. We're gonna get back to him in a couple of days and get another contribution. 242 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:16,003 Charlie, you promised. 243 00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:18,500 Oh, give it a rest, would you, baby? Go to the powder room... 244 00:20:18,595 --> 00:20:21,087 find a run in your stocking or something, huh? 245 00:20:21,182 --> 00:20:23,091 Let me check this out here. 246 00:20:27,105 --> 00:20:29,775 Hold it right there, buddy. We don't open till 4.00. 247 00:20:29,858 --> 00:20:33,691 Say, Jack, I'm a cab driver. I come in to pick up a fare. 248 00:20:36,283 --> 00:20:38,074 Say, you need a lift? 249 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:43,321 Uh, look, Charlie, if you're gonna be busy, I can go shopping alone. 250 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,456 You're not goin' anywhere, sweetheart. 251 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,828 Nobody called for any cab, so beat it. 252 00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:05,681 Hey, what are you, uh... 253 00:21:05,775 --> 00:21:09,987 - What are you smiling at? - Nothing. It's a crime to smile? 254 00:21:10,072 --> 00:21:12,278 Unless I say otherwise. 255 00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:18,948 [Horn Honks] 256 00:21:33,682 --> 00:21:36,637 The Sugar Hill nightclub on 89th Street. 257 00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:38,721 [Hannibal] Okay, B.A., bring it on back. 258 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,897 The Sugar Hill Club belongs to one Charles F. Struthers... 259 00:21:48,992 --> 00:21:50,901 otherwise known as East-Side Charlie. 260 00:21:50,994 --> 00:21:53,830 I ran the plates on the car, and they are registered to the club. 261 00:21:53,914 --> 00:21:55,824 I also had a friend of mine at the New York Times... 262 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,826 put Struthers through the police computer. 263 00:21:57,919 --> 00:21:59,828 He was arrested several times when he was younger... 264 00:21:59,921 --> 00:22:04,133 but just some minor offences... breaking a couple of windows, joyriding. 265 00:22:04,218 --> 00:22:07,469 But later on, he was associated with a number of underworld figures... 266 00:22:07,555 --> 00:22:09,465 and it's believed that he's a major operator... 267 00:22:09,557 --> 00:22:13,057 on running numbers, loan sharking and extortion. 268 00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:15,897 But he knows how to keep his own hands clean... 269 00:22:15,982 --> 00:22:19,980 so no convictions, no arrests. 270 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:22,739 Sounds like a hell of a guy. 271 00:22:22,823 --> 00:22:26,027 Man, I want to go up there, grab this dude by his heels... 272 00:22:26,118 --> 00:22:28,028 turn him upside down... 273 00:22:28,121 --> 00:22:32,071 and shake all the money out of his pockets that he owe these people. 274 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:35,453 Now what fun is there in that? 275 00:22:35,546 --> 00:22:39,414 I think we ought to give Mr Struthers a whiff of his own cologne. 276 00:22:39,509 --> 00:22:42,131 Hannibal, this sounds like one of those plans. 277 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:44,130 And whenever we use one of those plans... 278 00:22:44,223 --> 00:22:46,132 somebody always gets mad at us. 279 00:22:46,225 --> 00:22:50,603 - Yeah. - What kind of tricks you up to now? 280 00:22:50,688 --> 00:22:53,643 I think I hear one of them coming now. 281 00:22:53,734 --> 00:22:56,190 Take a look. 282 00:23:20,223 --> 00:23:23,509 Ah. Surprise! 283 00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,639 - A garbage truck? - It sure is. 284 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:29,601 How are you gonna get our money back with a garbage truck? 285 00:23:29,692 --> 00:23:33,441 Wait and see, Nicky. Wait and see. 286 00:23:33,530 --> 00:23:36,365 It's nice, Face, nice. 287 00:23:39,412 --> 00:23:43,410 - It's empty. - You told me you wanted a garbage truck. 288 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,457 Do you know what I went through to get this garbage truck? 289 00:23:45,544 --> 00:23:48,462 I didn't say I wanted it empty. Now, what good is it empty? 290 00:23:48,547 --> 00:23:53,673 - How am I supposed to know that? - Face, I need garbage. 291 00:23:56,265 --> 00:23:58,174 And I don't just mean any garbage. 292 00:23:58,267 --> 00:24:01,185 Ah! You need a specific kind of garbage. 293 00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:04,521 When I say garbage, I mean garbage. Dirty garbage! 294 00:24:04,608 --> 00:24:07,811 Most garbage is dirty, Hannibal. That"s why they call it garbage. 295 00:24:07,903 --> 00:24:10,110 Oh, he means real garbage. 296 00:24:10,197 --> 00:24:14,362 Only a sucker like you would understand garbage. 297 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:17,786 Garbage. First I got to take the cab back. 298 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:21,207 - Why? - For the night shift. How do you think I got it? 299 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,203 I had to dummy a hack licence to take a job. 300 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:27,081 Hannibal, you want all these things... a taxicab, garbage truck, TV store. 301 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:30,212 You know, I don't keep all this stuff in a coffee can in my backyard, you know. 302 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:33,305 Just... Just take it easy, Face, take it easy. 303 00:24:33,391 --> 00:24:35,467 B.A. and I will take care of the garbage detail... 304 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,261 'cause I know exactly what Hannibal wants. 305 00:24:39,356 --> 00:24:41,480 First, we gonna hit the industrial areas... 306 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:44,901 and then we gonna hit restaurant row. 307 00:24:44,988 --> 00:24:47,313 They got great garbage! 308 00:24:51,370 --> 00:24:53,363 - I shall return. - [Engine Starts] 309 00:24:53,456 --> 00:24:56,825 Garbage, ho! 310 00:25:00,506 --> 00:25:02,546 - Ho! - [Engine Revving] 311 00:25:03,968 --> 00:25:07,254 Ho! 312 00:25:18,402 --> 00:25:20,311 [Murdock] Bogey on the right! Bogey on the right! 313 00:25:20,404 --> 00:25:23,820 - We are in target range of some hellacious garbage, man. - Shut up, Murdock! 314 00:25:23,908 --> 00:25:26,067 Mmm! Yes, indeedy. 315 00:25:26,161 --> 00:25:28,866 The thing I like about the A-Team is you get a chance at such diversity. 316 00:25:28,955 --> 00:25:31,743 - Career diversity. - We're garbagemen, fool! 317 00:25:43,139 --> 00:25:47,351 [French Accent] Ooh la la! It's just like Mama used to make! 318 00:25:47,435 --> 00:25:49,677 B.A.! 319 00:25:49,771 --> 00:25:53,223 This is garbage. Smell this. 320 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:58,901 An ambrosial delight for the olfactory system. 321 00:26:00,283 --> 00:26:02,193 Yeah, man, that was the best load yet. 322 00:26:02,286 --> 00:26:04,528 Wait. Wait a minute. 323 00:26:04,622 --> 00:26:07,292 The nose knows. 324 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:09,748 Hang a right. We got another one comin' up. 325 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:12,043 Man, how do you put up with yourself? 326 00:26:12,131 --> 00:26:14,088 It's difficult at times. 327 00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:18,680 ♪♪ [Singing] 328 00:26:24,979 --> 00:26:27,351 Turn right! Turn right! 329 00:26:40,413 --> 00:26:44,743 - Gentlemen, there'll be no tables available until tonight. - We would like to see Herr Struthers. 330 00:26:44,835 --> 00:26:46,793 We fix his TVs. 331 00:26:46,879 --> 00:26:49,453 It's the blind guy from the TV shop on Delancey. 332 00:26:49,549 --> 00:26:52,087 I wonder how he found us. 333 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:54,300 Uh, Herr Struthers? 334 00:26:54,388 --> 00:26:56,962 I believe we have some business to attend. 335 00:26:57,058 --> 00:27:00,012 Hey, Pops, would you leave Mr Struthers alone, okay? 336 00:27:00,103 --> 00:27:03,472 Oh, uh, well, my nephew and I... 337 00:27:03,565 --> 00:27:07,314 we would like to have you have your men... 338 00:27:07,403 --> 00:27:09,776 not coming down to Delancey Street... 339 00:27:09,864 --> 00:27:12,153 and extorting money from all of us shopkeepers. 340 00:27:12,242 --> 00:27:14,199 I'm supposed to know what you're talkin' about? 341 00:27:14,286 --> 00:27:16,575 He doesn't know what you're talking about, Uncle. 342 00:27:16,664 --> 00:27:21,540 Oh, I'll explain. Your men, they come down... 343 00:27:21,628 --> 00:27:25,377 and they threaten to hurt and kill my friends if they don't pay. 344 00:27:27,134 --> 00:27:29,044 Digger, look, would you do me a favour? 345 00:27:29,137 --> 00:27:33,384 Give this gentleman and his nephew a drink and put "em at one of those tables. 346 00:27:35,143 --> 00:27:37,220 We did not come here to drink, Herr Struthers. 347 00:27:37,313 --> 00:27:41,097 - What did you come here for? - Well, uh, all together... 348 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:44,644 including monies unjustly appropriated... 349 00:27:44,738 --> 00:27:46,647 interest, damages, incidentals... 350 00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:50,952 oh, and a minor fee for our collection service... 351 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:53,955 $ 166, 200. 352 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,033 - Ja. - Yeah. 353 00:27:56,126 --> 00:27:59,211 - That's rounded off to the nearest hundred. - Ja. 354 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,625 Oh, you think my guys and I have been taking money from some fruit peddlers... 355 00:28:04,719 --> 00:28:06,926 and you expect that I should pay it back. 356 00:28:07,014 --> 00:28:09,766 Ja, if you would be so kind. 357 00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:14,976 [All Laughing] 358 00:28:20,404 --> 00:28:23,940 Well, I want to tell you, l... 359 00:28:24,034 --> 00:28:28,743 I don't carry that kind of money with me. And even if I had, I wouldn't... 360 00:28:28,831 --> 00:28:31,832 I wouldn't be able to pay it back to you this particular moment. 361 00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:35,873 Don't take my proposal too lightly. 362 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:42,589 - Listen, what did you want? - 166,200 bucks. 363 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:50,761 Now that I got your attention... 364 00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,145 I'll lay it out for you. 365 00:28:55,403 --> 00:28:58,358 You get one more trip downtown. One! 366 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:04,995 And that's to pay back all the money you took from those people... 367 00:29:05,081 --> 00:29:07,703 on Delancey, Houston and Bleeker Streets. 368 00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:10,996 Just so you don't forget the figure. 369 00:29:11,088 --> 00:29:12,962 Delancey. Noon tomorrow. 370 00:29:13,049 --> 00:29:15,505 We'll have the soup line. You bring the bread. 371 00:29:15,593 --> 00:29:20,422 You got any idea when garbage day is around here, Struthers? 372 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:24,519 Oh, come on, fella, don't be like that. 373 00:29:24,604 --> 00:29:26,513 When's trash pickup around here? 374 00:29:27,774 --> 00:29:30,811 Uh, tomorrow. 375 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:33,690 Tomorrow, you and I have an appointment. 376 00:29:33,781 --> 00:29:35,821 Just so you don't forget... 377 00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:38,365 I thought we'd mark your calendar for you. 378 00:29:38,453 --> 00:29:41,490 [Beeps] 379 00:29:53,846 --> 00:29:57,263 - You're nuts, man! - I am the one who's nuts, man. 380 00:29:57,350 --> 00:29:59,308 Right over here. 381 00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:25,797 Drinks are on the house! 382 00:30:25,883 --> 00:30:28,635 [lmitating Porky Pig] Th-Th-That's all, folks. 383 00:30:44,321 --> 00:30:48,865 Get those suckers! The guys who get them stay alive! 384 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:04,588 - I want those guys! - We'll get 'em, Charlie. Just take it light. 385 00:31:04,678 --> 00:31:06,588 Take it light. Take it light! 386 00:31:06,681 --> 00:31:09,006 They come up here and make a fool out of me in my own place... 387 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:12,185 and you're tellin' me to take it light! 388 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:15,188 So far it looks like about 20 G's in damage, Charlie. 389 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,944 A bunch of peddlers hired gunslingers to do this to me. 390 00:31:18,027 --> 00:31:21,860 It had to be a set-up. Those guys couldn't be TV store owners. 391 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,440 No kiddin'. 392 00:31:24,535 --> 00:31:28,403 Look, I want the whole street. Get Floyd and get Ripper. 393 00:31:28,498 --> 00:31:31,452 We're gonna go up there... 394 00:31:31,543 --> 00:31:34,877 early in the morning when they open shop. 395 00:31:34,963 --> 00:31:36,921 We're gonna have us a block party. 396 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:35,532 Okay, Face, it's hooked up. String the wire. 397 00:33:42,278 --> 00:33:45,528 Looks like we are preparing for war. 398 00:33:45,615 --> 00:33:47,572 Could be we are. 399 00:33:48,577 --> 00:33:50,534 Tell me something. 400 00:33:50,621 --> 00:33:55,533 You are not really sure that you can get him to pay us back... 401 00:33:55,627 --> 00:33:57,703 which means that, uh... 402 00:33:57,796 --> 00:34:00,418 you are not sure that you will be paid. 403 00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:06,048 [Chuckles] So tell me, why are you doing this? 404 00:34:06,139 --> 00:34:10,848 Anyone can spend their afternoons playing golf. 405 00:34:10,936 --> 00:34:13,807 But don't you think this is more fun? 406 00:34:29,249 --> 00:34:31,242 I got 'em coming out. 407 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:34,122 And they don't look like they woke up on the right side of the bed, fellas. 408 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,423 Stay with 'em, kid. Let me know if they pick up reinforcements. 409 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,670 Auf Wiedersehen. 410 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:47,260 149th, and move it. 411 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:49,892 - Sorry. I'm not on duty. - You are now. 412 00:34:49,981 --> 00:34:52,603 I'm late and I got to get where I'm goin' and you're gonna take me there. 413 00:34:52,693 --> 00:34:55,445 I can't. If you want to report me to the hack commission... 414 00:34:55,529 --> 00:35:00,192 - Hit it, Jack, before I come up there and hit your face. - Oh, great. 415 00:35:09,003 --> 00:35:11,293 [Tyres Screeching] 416 00:35:13,467 --> 00:35:17,216 I want everybody to get up in their rooms and keep your heads down. 417 00:35:17,305 --> 00:35:19,879 You'll be safe there. Right away. 418 00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:40,784 You're supposed to go to 149th! That's right! 419 00:35:40,874 --> 00:35:43,911 And I told you I'm off duty. Now, come on, give me a break. 420 00:35:44,002 --> 00:35:47,372 - I'll break your face, man! How about that? - Not the face. 421 00:35:47,465 --> 00:35:49,422 Hey, I told you... 149th. 422 00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:55,176 What the heck is that, huh? 423 00:35:55,265 --> 00:35:58,635 Safety locks. They can only be opened and closed by the driver... 424 00:35:58,728 --> 00:36:01,184 to protect people like me from people like you. 425 00:36:01,272 --> 00:36:03,894 I get out of here, you're dead meat, man! 426 00:36:03,984 --> 00:36:05,941 You hear that? Dead meat! 427 00:36:06,028 --> 00:36:08,780 And people say cabbies are rude. 428 00:36:17,124 --> 00:36:19,283 Uh, Hannibal, I got 'em coming east on... 429 00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:23,921 - Dead, man! You"re dead! - Hey, hey! I'm tryin' to have a conversation up here. 430 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:26,130 What was that? 431 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:28,425 Oh, it's nothin'. 432 00:36:28,512 --> 00:36:31,086 Struthers's coming east on Sixth. 433 00:36:31,182 --> 00:36:33,222 If he was picking up backup, he'd have done it by now. 434 00:36:33,310 --> 00:36:36,264 Well, it's showtime, kid. Get back here on the double. 435 00:36:36,355 --> 00:36:40,187 Uh, yeah, right. Firing retrorockets. 436 00:36:55,877 --> 00:36:57,835 That's the cab that was following us all day. 437 00:37:03,678 --> 00:37:05,636 Okay, call in the boys. 438 00:37:43,725 --> 00:37:47,059 Hey! Hey, unlock this damn thing! Let me out of here! 439 00:37:47,145 --> 00:37:51,309 Believe me, you'll be safer in there. And I'd stay down if I were you. 440 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,358 Hey! 441 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,677 Okay, you send a few bozos to my club... 442 00:38:21,769 --> 00:38:25,434 you dump garbage in my place... 443 00:38:25,523 --> 00:38:27,433 and you think that's a big laugh! 444 00:38:27,525 --> 00:38:30,195 Well, now l"m gonna show you what a real mess is. 445 00:38:30,279 --> 00:38:33,695 I'm gonna make you pay! 446 00:38:33,783 --> 00:38:36,108 I'm gonna take this out on your hide! 447 00:39:02,566 --> 00:39:08,071 Face, we got a couple uninvited guests, and they brought party favours. 448 00:39:08,156 --> 00:39:10,065 I thought you said there was only one car. 449 00:39:10,158 --> 00:39:13,325 Even when they play dirty, they play dirty. 450 00:39:13,412 --> 00:39:16,828 Yeah, but we play dirtier. 451 00:39:18,835 --> 00:39:20,828 [Door Chime Rings] 452 00:39:24,758 --> 00:39:27,795 What's the matter, your watch stop? You're early. 453 00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:31,091 You got a lot of wise lip responses, don't ya? 454 00:39:31,183 --> 00:39:35,810 I hope everybody on this street knows I'm gonna wipe out this neighbourhood and flush it down the sewer. 455 00:39:35,896 --> 00:39:41,568 - What's your wise lip response to that? - $ 166, 200. 456 00:39:41,653 --> 00:39:44,608 That will buy you a safe trip out of here. 457 00:39:44,698 --> 00:39:47,106 Well, buy this. 458 00:39:47,201 --> 00:39:49,324 You're really a jamoke. 459 00:39:52,207 --> 00:39:54,164 Okay, do it. 460 00:40:03,095 --> 00:40:05,800 Bombs away! 461 00:41:46,006 --> 00:41:48,212 Throw out your guns! 462 00:42:03,401 --> 00:42:05,193 Bull's-eye! 463 00:42:14,872 --> 00:42:18,324 [Gunfire Continues] 464 00:42:25,635 --> 00:42:28,387 Uh... Ow! 465 00:42:37,565 --> 00:42:40,318 Yeah! Whoo! 466 00:42:45,575 --> 00:42:48,410 Murdock! 467 00:42:48,495 --> 00:42:51,911 I guess I bobbed when I should've weaved. 468 00:42:53,584 --> 00:42:55,162 [Hannibal] Drop it. 469 00:42:55,253 --> 00:42:58,337 Okay. Across the street in the cab. 470 00:42:59,758 --> 00:43:01,667 Move! 471 00:43:05,932 --> 00:43:07,841 Come on, man! Come on, come on, come on! 472 00:43:15,026 --> 00:43:17,268 Next time, pick on somebody your own size! 473 00:43:30,669 --> 00:43:32,211 Don't ask. 474 00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:39,965 Where are we, uh, going? 475 00:43:40,055 --> 00:43:44,468 Uptown. To your office to look in the safe. 476 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,309 $ 166,200, remember? 477 00:43:57,074 --> 00:44:01,120 Hannibal, I know you love it when a plan comes together. 478 00:44:17,974 --> 00:44:21,426 We better get going. Sooner or later, Struthers is gonna convince the cops... 479 00:44:21,519 --> 00:44:24,189 it wasn't a bunch of storekeepers who wrapped him up. 480 00:44:24,273 --> 00:44:26,182 Too bad you have to go. 481 00:44:26,275 --> 00:44:29,561 Well, uh, actually, I usually stay behind. 482 00:44:29,654 --> 00:44:31,777 You know, handle any cleanup necessary. 483 00:44:31,865 --> 00:44:35,448 Return the taxi, garbage truck, uh, any other loose ends. 484 00:44:35,536 --> 00:44:39,119 So l"ll probably be here at least another couple days. 485 00:44:39,207 --> 00:44:42,623 That's great! I'm stayin' too. 486 00:44:42,711 --> 00:44:46,543 Tracy's gonna show me all around New York. Look. 487 00:44:46,632 --> 00:44:48,625 She's gonna show me Central Park... 488 00:44:48,718 --> 00:44:50,876 the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. 489 00:44:50,970 --> 00:44:52,880 You know, where that big hairy ape got... [lmitating Gunshots] 490 00:44:52,973 --> 00:44:54,882 [lmitates Ape, Laughs] 491 00:44:54,975 --> 00:44:57,301 I, uh, think I'll pass. 492 00:44:57,394 --> 00:44:59,304 That puts us back on a commercial flight. 493 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,888 - That good with you, B.A.? - No, it ain't! 494 00:45:01,983 --> 00:45:05,483 I called that stewardess. It was a recording for Dial-A-Joke. 495 00:45:05,571 --> 00:45:08,358 You called that number? That isn't fair. 496 00:45:08,449 --> 00:45:10,406 You're right, and we're gonna talk about this, man. 497 00:45:10,493 --> 00:45:14,325 Hey, later, B.A. We're gonna miss visiting hours. 498 00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:16,906 You lucky we're goin' to the hospital to visit Mr Laskey... 499 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,999 - and tell him how Nicky helped get his money back. - Looks like it's you and me, kid. 500 00:45:21,089 --> 00:45:24,505 Sorry. I got an appointment too. You know that friend of mine at the Times? 501 00:45:24,593 --> 00:45:26,502 He's an old boyfriend I haven't seen for a few years... 502 00:45:26,595 --> 00:45:28,671 and some of that magic may still be happening. 503 00:45:28,764 --> 00:45:30,887 How about a ride to the airport, Face? 504 00:45:30,975 --> 00:45:34,760 Oh, sorry, Hannibal, but I gotta get this back for the night shift. 505 00:45:34,855 --> 00:45:39,351 - You can drop me off at the Times. - Maybe you can drop us off at the hospital. 506 00:45:39,443 --> 00:45:43,572 Whoa! I'd like to give all you guys a lift, but I'm gonna have hell to pay. 507 00:45:43,656 --> 00:45:45,566 You know, I've been pushin' this hack for two days... 508 00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:48,233 without puttin' up much on the meter, so, uh... 509 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:51,365 Well, I'm already scheduled for a real chewin' out from that dispatcher... 510 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,533 when I clock out tonight. 511 00:46:03,012 --> 00:46:06,548 Gettin' friendly with the rest of the cabbies, Face? 512 00:46:06,641 --> 00:46:10,640 Well, they've been kind of short of drivers, so she's been helpin' out behind the wheel. 513 00:46:12,315 --> 00:46:14,604 That's the dispatcher.