1 00:00:02,531 --> 00:00:06,116 [Man] Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:06,203 --> 00:00:08,114 for a crime they didn"t commit. 3 00:00:08,207 --> 00:00:13,002 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 4 00:00:13,089 --> 00:00:16,710 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 5 00:00:16,804 --> 00:00:20,886 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 6 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,018 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 7 00:02:59,770 --> 00:03:02,723 What are we doin' here? 8 00:03:04,152 --> 00:03:06,276 What are we waitin' for? 9 00:03:10,788 --> 00:03:12,912 Patience, B.A. 10 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,993 Face, hold still. 11 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:19,089 Boy, these mosquitoes are killers. 12 00:03:19,176 --> 00:03:21,086 - You get him? - Yeah. 13 00:03:21,179 --> 00:03:24,633 - Look at the size of that sucker. - Unbelievable! 14 00:03:27,189 --> 00:03:28,981 [Plane Engine Droning] 15 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:31,357 - Uh, do you know the words to... - What? 16 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:36,075 [Both] # You are my sunshine my only sunshine # 17 00:03:36,161 --> 00:03:39,413 [Harmonizing] # You make me happy when skies are grey ## 18 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,039 Shut up! What's that noise? 19 00:03:49,975 --> 00:03:53,346 - Sounds like a jeep. - Sounds like a supercharged jeep. 20 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:55,812 Sounds like an aeroplane to me. 21 00:03:55,901 --> 00:03:58,524 Uh, well, it's probably the guerillas' aeroplane. 22 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,284 If that"s Murdock, l"m not gettin" in the air with that crazy sucker. 23 00:04:01,368 --> 00:04:06,246 B.A., you really, really have to lighten up on this paranoia you have about flying. 24 00:04:06,334 --> 00:04:09,123 Hold still, B.A. 25 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:12,916 Got him! That's a monster! Look at that. 26 00:04:13,011 --> 00:04:14,922 Mmm! [Clicks Tongue] 27 00:04:15,014 --> 00:04:18,017 - Thanks, Hannibal. - It's okay, pal. 28 00:04:18,103 --> 00:04:20,013 Right. 29 00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:21,767 [Horn Honking] 30 00:04:21,859 --> 00:04:24,695 - Why does he always fall on the horn? - Beats me. 31 00:04:35,589 --> 00:04:38,164 Shall we? 32 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:40,253 I love to crash parties. 33 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:00,628 [Coughing] 34 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:09,395 Is he down yet? 35 00:06:14,996 --> 00:06:16,741 Almost. 36 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,048 That-a-boy, Murdock! 37 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:01,561 [Voice Echoing On Speaker] Ladies and gentlemen... 38 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:06,069 the captain has just turned on the "no smoking" and "fasten your seat belt" sign for taxiing and take-off. 39 00:07:06,161 --> 00:07:08,867 Please make sure that your seats are in the upright and forward position... 40 00:07:08,957 --> 00:07:11,414 and that your table trays are secured in front of you. 41 00:07:11,502 --> 00:07:13,413 Please sit back and enjoy your flight. 42 00:07:13,506 --> 00:07:16,294 Let's go, Murdock! 43 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:37,993 [Yelling] 44 00:07:38,086 --> 00:07:41,754 Ya-hoo! 45 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:44,169 Yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah! 46 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:49,224 [Chuckling] 47 00:07:49,312 --> 00:07:53,229 Speak of the devil. This is Amy Allen. 48 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:55,811 Hi. I'm Mitchell Barnes, U.P.I. 49 00:07:55,906 --> 00:07:58,529 Mitch just got back from covering the crisis in Lebanon. 50 00:07:58,619 --> 00:08:00,613 He'll be in L.A. for a couple of days... 51 00:08:00,705 --> 00:08:04,076 and, uh, he wanted to meet the person who filed the story on the Jamestown incident. 52 00:08:04,169 --> 00:08:06,293 Excellent, excellent example... 53 00:08:06,381 --> 00:08:09,467 - of infield journalistic investigative technique. - Of what? 54 00:08:09,553 --> 00:08:13,387 Reminded me a lot of that story I filed from Belgrade in '71. You happen to read that? 55 00:08:13,476 --> 00:08:15,516 Ran in Time, Newsweek, Life. 56 00:08:15,604 --> 00:08:18,275 I might have. I was a sophomore in high school at the time. 57 00:08:18,358 --> 00:08:20,269 I'd love to compare battle notes with you. 58 00:08:20,362 --> 00:08:23,697 - What do you say we grab a bite to eat before we hit the Law Spa? - The what? 59 00:08:23,784 --> 00:08:28,329 The Law Spa. That's what we wiremen call the courtrooms. Kind of catchy, huh? 60 00:08:28,416 --> 00:08:31,205 Mitch wants to sit in on the Caldwell murder trial. You're covering that, aren't you? 61 00:08:31,296 --> 00:08:34,298 Well, yeah, but the trial was moved back until 4.00. 62 00:08:34,384 --> 00:08:37,755 - Actually, I can"t this afternoon. - You"ve got nothing to say about it. It"s settled. 63 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:41,183 - Mitch, talk to you later. Okay? - Do you have a phone I could use? 64 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:44,771 - Uh, yeah, on that desk right over there. - Oh, thanks. 65 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,707 [Beeps] 66 00:08:57,796 --> 00:08:59,706 This is Captain Stewart. Go. 67 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:02,718 I've hooked up with the skirt. We're comin' out. 68 00:09:02,804 --> 00:09:06,886 - You guys are really gonna owe me one for this. - Barnes, we've played ball before. 69 00:09:06,977 --> 00:09:11,227 Personally, I think it's a long shot, but Lynch seems to think this Amy Allen might be working with the A-Team. 70 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:13,228 - She hired 'em once. - Maybe he's right. 71 00:09:13,321 --> 00:09:16,774 If I were working on a story like the A-Team, I wouldn't give it up either. Bet your captain's bars on it. 72 00:09:16,868 --> 00:09:20,405 You've got the tailing device, so stick with her. We'll be about a block back. 73 00:09:20,499 --> 00:09:22,991 - Time's a-wasting. - Okay. 74 00:09:31,349 --> 00:09:33,592 [Hannibal] Face, I can"t believe it. 75 00:09:33,686 --> 00:09:37,817 That was the sloppiest, most unprofessional job I've ever seen you do. 76 00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:42,067 I did the best I could. I got you through Customs and over to the church, didn't I? 77 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:45,695 - But why wasn't the bridge dynamited? - Ah, well... 78 00:09:45,789 --> 00:09:49,741 Now, look, kid. I like a little shoot-'em-up now and then. It keeps the adrenaline going. 79 00:09:49,837 --> 00:09:52,460 But it was not part of my plan to be chased... 80 00:09:52,549 --> 00:09:55,006 by the Guatemalan army to the airport. 81 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,848 Oh, the archbishop's gonna be real happy. 82 00:09:57,933 --> 00:10:00,093 We got him his money back. 83 00:10:00,186 --> 00:10:03,189 That"ll teach the government to try and throw the clergy out of the country... 84 00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:05,601 and then steal their building-fund money. 85 00:10:05,695 --> 00:10:07,606 Yeah. You do have a point there. 86 00:10:07,698 --> 00:10:10,155 I like working for the church now and then. 87 00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:12,154 Insurance against Judgement Day. 88 00:10:12,247 --> 00:10:14,621 [Engine Chugging] 89 00:10:16,295 --> 00:10:18,622 Knock it off, you guys! 90 00:10:21,846 --> 00:10:24,338 Uh... 91 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:26,641 are you having a problem, Murdock? 92 00:10:32,404 --> 00:10:35,573 Well, it's hard to tell with these. 93 00:10:35,659 --> 00:10:37,819 With these? What do you mean, "with these"? 94 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:40,951 - Where" d you get this plane, Face? - Face didn't scam it. I did. 95 00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:44,746 - What? - Well, I-I had to con the passport people. 96 00:10:44,841 --> 00:10:48,461 Okay. Murdock, where did you get this bird? 97 00:10:48,555 --> 00:10:51,178 I clipped it off of the rental plane repair line. 98 00:10:54,648 --> 00:10:59,443 It would be ridiculous for me to assume that it'd been fixed. 99 00:10:59,531 --> 00:11:02,201 Of course it wasn't fixed. They start to miss 'em once they've been fixed. 100 00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:05,241 - You gotta get 'em before they're fixed. - Of course. 101 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,491 Uh, Murdock? What's gonna happen? 102 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:11,875 - Looks like we're gonna crash. - No, come on, really. What's gonna happen? 103 00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:17,010 - It looks like we're gonna crash and die. - I'll get the parachute. 104 00:11:24,278 --> 00:11:26,188 Four thousand feet and dropping. 105 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,830 This thing's got the glide characteristics of a free-falling safe. 106 00:11:31,915 --> 00:11:35,582 - Where are we, Murdock? - I don't know. Somewhere in South Carolina. 107 00:11:35,671 --> 00:11:38,543 Uh, I think. I've been dead reckoning it. 108 00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:42,681 This funny little thing that points and spins ain"t workin'. 109 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:52,280 There's just one parachute. I'll jump and go for help. 110 00:11:52,364 --> 00:11:55,866 Too low, too late to jump. 111 00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:59,289 - He got this plane off a repair line? - Okay! 112 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:02,912 Find a comfy little spot and hold on! 113 00:12:50,122 --> 00:12:52,793 [Murdock On P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes your flight. 114 00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:57,091 Thank you for flying Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot. 115 00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:59,798 [Chuckles Quietly] 116 00:12:59,888 --> 00:13:02,926 Easy for you to laugh. 117 00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,310 We're probably the only guys to survive an aeroplane crash... 118 00:13:10,405 --> 00:13:12,897 only to be killed minutes later by an irate passenger. 119 00:13:20,671 --> 00:13:23,163 [Murdock] Another satisfied customer. See, he"s not complaining. 120 00:13:23,258 --> 00:13:26,712 - Here we go. One, two, three! - Two, three! 121 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,974 Oh! I got him, I got him, I got him. 122 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,980 [Hannibal] Hang on to him a second. 123 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:37,148 - Anybody know how much this man weighs? - God, man! He's heavy! 124 00:13:38,741 --> 00:13:42,112 - I ain't knockin' him out no more. - This is the last time I'm carrying him. 125 00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:46,537 You think it's easy on this end? I got 200 pounds of gold pullin' me down. 126 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:48,706 Maybe it would help if we took the jewellery off. 127 00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:52,134 No. Can't. I think he's got it hooked up to a burglar alarm. 128 00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:54,760 [Snoring, Moans] 129 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:57,936 [Grunting] Put me down! Put me down! Put me down! 130 00:13:58,022 --> 00:13:59,932 Put me down! Put me down. 131 00:14:00,025 --> 00:14:05,105 Face, check the rear, see if we lost those guerrillas. 132 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,526 Lost them? Where are we? 133 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,991 They've been following us for two hours. 134 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,078 It's all clear... for now, Colonel... 135 00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:15,330 but those guerrillas are tricky. 136 00:14:15,424 --> 00:14:20,255 - They could be flanking us up on that ridge there. - Sergeant, how're you feeling? 137 00:14:20,349 --> 00:14:22,758 Boy, that concussion grenade... 138 00:14:22,853 --> 00:14:24,893 almost put your lights out for good, man. 139 00:14:24,981 --> 00:14:26,939 Concussion? Grenade? 140 00:14:27,026 --> 00:14:29,519 All I remember is being bit by a mosquito. 141 00:14:29,613 --> 00:14:32,865 - Where did you come from? - When I get that figured out, I can drop out of analysis. 142 00:14:32,952 --> 00:14:36,074 - Face, take the point. - Anybody want to switch? 143 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,791 Face! 144 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,084 B.A., take the rear. Murdock, follow me. 145 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,415 This don't look like Guatemala to me! 146 00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:45,180 Well, it ain't South Carolina. 147 00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:55,778 - Pine trees? - South American Chi-Chi trees, but they're related. 148 00:14:55,863 --> 00:14:58,071 [Man] We decide how much we pay you. 149 00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:01,909 Let me tell you something, mister. We got a code among us. 150 00:15:01,998 --> 00:15:04,917 We got no time for folks who don't respect our rules. 151 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:08,255 - Ain't that right, boys? - Right. We got a code. 152 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,799 It's all agreed, now. 153 00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:13,261 - Fire him up, boys! - [Men] Yeah! Yeah! 154 00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:15,557 Are they doing what I think they're doing? 155 00:15:15,645 --> 00:15:17,888 Are they burning that guy at the stake? 156 00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:21,816 Since we don"t know what"s going on, let"s run these guys off. 157 00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:25,774 Besides... Baby's a little low on ammo. 158 00:15:25,869 --> 00:15:28,872 B.A., take the right flank. 159 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,580 Face, take the left. 160 00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:33,997 Murdock... 161 00:15:34,091 --> 00:15:36,084 cover the rear. 162 00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:48,108 What are you fellas doin'? You havin' a cookout? 163 00:15:48,196 --> 00:15:50,155 Kill him! 164 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,816 Return fire! 165 00:16:10,148 --> 00:16:11,892 [Gun Clicking] 166 00:16:35,354 --> 00:16:37,229 [Clicking] 167 00:16:38,401 --> 00:16:41,439 Get out of here or you're all dead! 168 00:16:43,492 --> 00:16:45,985 Let's get out of here! 169 00:16:55,303 --> 00:16:57,878 - B.A., you all right? - Yeah, I'm okay! 170 00:16:57,974 --> 00:16:59,884 - Murdock? - Yeah. I'm okay! 171 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,600 Face? 172 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:07,108 Face! 173 00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:10,781 [Murdock] His position"s been overrun. Those men are after him. 174 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:22,339 Okay. Let's get this guy down. 175 00:17:22,429 --> 00:17:25,135 - Give me a hand, Murdock. B.A. - Okay. 176 00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:27,183 - You got him? - Yeah. 177 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:29,893 - Ammo report. - I'm out. 178 00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:34,315 - l"ve got five rounds left in my.45. - I got three rounds left in my.45. My rifle's empty. 179 00:17:34,406 --> 00:17:36,365 Okay, let's get back to the plane. 180 00:17:36,451 --> 00:17:38,991 - Plane? What plane? - Sergeant, grab Baby. 181 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,991 Bring up the rear. 182 00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:43,837 Stay in tight, Murdock, on the point. 183 00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:21,940 - Hello. - Get up. 184 00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:27,195 [Sighs, Groans] 185 00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:30,238 Well, I, uh... I guess you caught me. 186 00:18:32,624 --> 00:18:34,748 [Grunts] 187 00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:45,846 We ain't restin' until every one of'em trespassers are caught and punished. 188 00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,895 Every one of'em. 189 00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:53,862 Murdock, give me a hand. 190 00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:57,783 See if we can get him under this tail section here. 191 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,659 [Hannibal Grunts] 192 00:19:04,341 --> 00:19:06,963 We gotta set up a perimeter. 193 00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:10,424 Murdock, get some shrouds off that parachute. Set up some trip wires. 194 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,427 We ain't in Guatemala no more. 195 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,644 Them guys back there was hillbillies. 196 00:19:14,732 --> 00:19:16,642 Murdock crashed the plane, didn't he? 197 00:19:16,735 --> 00:19:18,812 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 198 00:19:18,905 --> 00:19:21,480 I simply relocated the aircraft with extreme prejudice... 199 00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:25,161 because of a total loss of thrust and lift functions! 200 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:28,417 - You crashed it, sucker! - Sergeant! 201 00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,747 Now, we did put you aboard this plane. 202 00:19:30,841 --> 00:19:34,971 You were unconscious because we took a hit on that truck in Guatemala. 203 00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:38,676 Now, Murdock risked his life and flew in and rescued us. 204 00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:42,106 - I should be given a medal. - You're both gonna eat medals. I die before I fly! 205 00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:46,691 Put it on hold, Sergeant! I'm not gonna stand around and argue. This man is dying! 206 00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:53,208 I don't like you guys always lying to me, man. 207 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,287 Now, we don't always lie to you, B.A. 208 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:57,290 That isn't fair, and you know it. 209 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,670 [Panting] Boy, that was close. 210 00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:03,256 Those Guatemalan hill troops are real tough customers. 211 00:20:04,352 --> 00:20:07,271 - What's up? - I'll tell you what's up. 212 00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:10,609 I know you guys lied to me. I know you put me on an aeroplane. 213 00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:12,654 And I know Murdock crashed it. 214 00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:17,489 B.A. Baracus gonna take that lie out of each and every one of your hides. 215 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:20,501 B.A., you got something there. Murdock. 216 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:24,918 Better get those trip wires out, and don"t forget the last belt for the M-60. 217 00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:27,549 Those guys could be on us any minute. 218 00:20:27,639 --> 00:20:30,262 This plane sticks out like a fly on a wedding cake. 219 00:20:30,352 --> 00:20:33,354 B.A., you better watch our back trail. 220 00:20:44,499 --> 00:20:47,870 I wonder what they got against this guy. 221 00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:50,290 "James McDonald... 222 00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:52,377 age 54." 223 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:54,879 - He"s got three kids. - This guy works for the county. 224 00:20:54,974 --> 00:20:58,594 Here's a surveyor's map. They're gonna put a highway in up here. 225 00:20:58,688 --> 00:21:01,940 Murdock, come here. 226 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,315 Can you make any sense out of this? 227 00:21:05,407 --> 00:21:07,366 Yeah. Yeah. That's the peak right there. 228 00:21:07,452 --> 00:21:10,954 That"s the one we barely missed when we came in. 229 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,914 And we almost hit that summit right there. 230 00:21:15,382 --> 00:21:18,587 [Sighs] We're surrounded by mountains. 231 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,346 Okay, we can climb over 'em and leave him here... 232 00:21:22,434 --> 00:21:24,891 or we can stay here and try and keep him alive. 233 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:28,481 - We never left any wounded back in 'Nam, Colonel. - That's right. 234 00:21:28,569 --> 00:21:30,563 Okay. 235 00:21:31,949 --> 00:21:33,990 We stay. 236 00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:38,078 Uh, Hannibal, how are we gonna get this guy outta here? 237 00:21:38,168 --> 00:21:40,956 They show movies at the hospital every Thursday night. 238 00:21:41,047 --> 00:21:44,085 We get old ones mostly, but some... some are all right, you know? 239 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:48,011 Look, Murdock! I'm on a real short leash here, and I'm getting tired of your crazy rap! 240 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:51,056 Flight of the Phoenix. Last Thursday night they showed Flight of the Phoenix. 241 00:21:51,147 --> 00:21:54,517 These guys crash in the desert, and they fix their aircraft by redesigning it. 242 00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:59,240 Will you let go of my arm before I get gangrene! Man! 243 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:03,954 I could design an ultralight. 244 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:06,416 It's like a hang glider with a motor. 245 00:22:06,504 --> 00:22:10,089 Seats two. I could fly out of here with our patient. You guys could take off. 246 00:22:10,177 --> 00:22:11,921 - A motor? - Yeah. 247 00:22:12,013 --> 00:22:15,680 - How long would it take? - Depends on how long it takes to get what I need. 248 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,059 - With wings? - Flap, flap. 249 00:22:18,148 --> 00:22:19,809 Just like 'Nam. 250 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,811 And "Nam was no picnic, believe me. 251 00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:24,396 There I was, perched between the U.S. bunkers and Charlie. 252 00:22:24,491 --> 00:22:27,114 There were weapons and bullets everywhere. 253 00:22:27,204 --> 00:22:29,957 I know what you're saying. "This guy is crazy." 254 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:34,505 But my answer to that is, if you're gonna cover a war, you cover a war. 255 00:22:35,801 --> 00:22:39,635 I would've stayed to the bitter end, but my boss wanted me to cover the Middle East. 256 00:22:39,724 --> 00:22:43,426 But I guarantee you, by then I saw more action than 90 percent of the G.I.s. 257 00:22:43,521 --> 00:22:46,477 - Really? - By the way, who are these friends you're meeting? 258 00:22:46,568 --> 00:22:48,977 - Oh, nobody newsworthy. - Hmm. 259 00:22:49,072 --> 00:22:51,695 So that's how I came to be in the Middle East for the Six-Day War. 260 00:22:51,784 --> 00:22:53,862 Six days? I made it a full week. 261 00:22:53,954 --> 00:22:57,456 I knew every tollbooth from Kangnung to the 40th parallel. 262 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,668 And they weren't taking tokens, believe me. 263 00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:03,043 I mean, your life wasn't worth a dime out there. We're talkin' survival here. 264 00:23:03,136 --> 00:23:06,507 You gotta know, the regular troops figured that if my porch light wasn't out... 265 00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:08,510 it was at least blinking. 266 00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:12,223 But I knew the stories were hidden in that jungle, and I had to find 'em. 267 00:23:12,317 --> 00:23:15,023 - Is that so? - [Car Door Alarm Dinging] 268 00:23:15,113 --> 00:23:17,652 Is this where we're picking up your friends? 269 00:23:17,742 --> 00:23:20,032 Guess they're not on time. 270 00:23:20,121 --> 00:23:24,121 - What was their E.T.A.? - Around now. 271 00:23:24,211 --> 00:23:27,379 Huh. Gee, it doesn't even look like there's anybody here to ask. 272 00:23:27,466 --> 00:23:31,762 Well, let's wait a while. I mean, they're always a little bit late anyway. 273 00:23:31,848 --> 00:23:34,091 Maybe they got into some trouble. 274 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,478 [Grunting] 275 00:24:12,829 --> 00:24:14,823 Hey, Face. Come here. 276 00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:21,709 "Two 10-inch wheels. 277 00:24:21,802 --> 00:24:24,294 - A 10, uh..." What? - Horsie power. 278 00:24:24,389 --> 00:24:28,176 "Horsie power engine. Three bolts of industrial silk." 279 00:24:28,271 --> 00:24:30,348 - Are you nuts? - Absolutely and totally. 280 00:24:30,441 --> 00:24:32,933 How am I gonna get all this stuff in the middle of nowhere? 281 00:24:33,028 --> 00:24:35,485 - You always say you can get anything, anywhere, anytime, - Yeah, but... 282 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:39,740 Think of it as a challenge. How did you get that '53 Cadillac in the jungles of'Nam? 283 00:24:39,831 --> 00:24:43,367 How did you get that '53 Cadillac in the jungles of'Nam? 284 00:24:43,461 --> 00:24:45,372 Professional secret. 285 00:24:45,464 --> 00:24:48,301 Of course, he was a lot younger then. 286 00:24:56,148 --> 00:24:58,106 Industrial silk. 287 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:11,000 The guy is absolutely incredible. 288 00:25:13,258 --> 00:25:15,751 - Come on, mudsucker. Get up and get going. - Sucker... 289 00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:19,264 B.A., get a blanket and cover this guy. His temperature's really droppin' fast. 290 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,474 Okay, Murdock. 291 00:25:23,566 --> 00:25:27,816 I'm gonna take our little country cousins on a decoy operation... 292 00:25:27,907 --> 00:25:30,399 lead 'em away from here as far as I can... 293 00:25:30,494 --> 00:25:32,951 buy some time. 294 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,248 They're used to huntin' rabbits. 295 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:39,632 Let's see how they do with a wolf that bites back. 296 00:25:41,637 --> 00:25:44,842 You see, I have what you call your nose for news. 297 00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:48,803 That"s why I was there when Big Daddy Amin pulled off his coup in Uganda. 298 00:25:48,898 --> 00:25:52,234 - I was there when the shah took his hike from Iran. - No need to wait here any longer. 299 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,276 [Chuckling] Don't think I was just looking for a spa in Czechoslovakia... 300 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,824 when the big red machine came over the border. 301 00:25:57,913 --> 00:25:59,871 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 302 00:27:12,489 --> 00:27:14,779 [Gunshot] 303 00:28:13,043 --> 00:28:14,954 Hold it! 304 00:28:27,566 --> 00:28:29,477 Why, you're a priest! 305 00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:31,563 [Chuckles] I'm sorry... 306 00:28:31,656 --> 00:28:35,822 but I can"t keep from laughing whenever I hear that term applied to me. 307 00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:39,248 - You ain't a priest? - Ah, I don't know what I am. 308 00:28:39,335 --> 00:28:42,836 Why does life have to be so hard for some of us? 309 00:28:42,924 --> 00:28:45,843 All my life, I-I've dedicated myself to the Lord... 310 00:28:45,929 --> 00:28:49,382 only to wake up one morning and discover I have no inner peace... 311 00:28:49,476 --> 00:28:51,684 no tranquillity in my soul... 312 00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:54,525 no... no faith. 313 00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:57,565 Mister, are you all right? Maybe you oughta sit down. 314 00:28:57,656 --> 00:29:00,029 You're such a sweet soul. 315 00:29:00,118 --> 00:29:04,249 So innocent and... pretty. 316 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:06,872 Just like... Mary Ann. 317 00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:09,502 - Mary Ann? - Mmm. 318 00:29:09,591 --> 00:29:12,962 - My name's Louanne. - Really? 319 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:16,011 You know, l"ve always been kind of fascinated with priests... 320 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:18,060 because they aren't allowed... 321 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:20,982 I mean, they don't... 322 00:29:21,068 --> 00:29:25,364 Ah, but sometimes... they do. 323 00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:29,450 Oh, no! You and Mary Ann? 324 00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:32,412 Sometimes the runner stumbles. 325 00:29:32,503 --> 00:29:34,793 Oh, Father, I'm truly sorry. 326 00:29:34,881 --> 00:29:36,922 What can I do to help? 327 00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:41,390 Well... would you happen to have a gasoline engine? 328 00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:43,386 Gasoline engine? 329 00:29:43,478 --> 00:29:45,519 You know, for my power lawn mower. 330 00:29:45,607 --> 00:29:47,648 You want a power lawn mower? 331 00:29:47,735 --> 00:29:52,364 Well, yes. You see, I feel that if I could put my garden in order once again... 332 00:29:52,451 --> 00:29:55,573 then it would be akin to putting my internal house in order... 333 00:29:55,664 --> 00:29:58,501 and I'd have a chance at another beginning. 334 00:29:58,586 --> 00:30:00,544 Hmm, we don't have a lawn mower... 335 00:30:00,631 --> 00:30:03,669 - but we do have a power seeding machine. - Perfect. 336 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:08,342 This is the seeding machine. We're not gonna need it till next month. 337 00:30:08,435 --> 00:30:11,390 It's, uh, just what I had in mind. 338 00:30:12,399 --> 00:30:16,399 Actually, all I need to borrow is the, uh, engine and the wheels. 339 00:30:16,489 --> 00:30:19,445 How you gonna do your plantin' if you don't take the whole thing? 340 00:30:19,536 --> 00:30:21,446 Oh! Oh, I forgot to tell you. 341 00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:24,031 I have a seeder. See, I just lack parts. 342 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:26,701 It would be very selfish to borrow what I don't really need. 343 00:30:26,797 --> 00:30:30,085 - Waste not, want not. - Whatever you say. 344 00:30:30,177 --> 00:30:34,676 I know it sounds silly, but, Louanne, you must... you must understand. 345 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:37,307 I am a lost sheep... 346 00:30:37,397 --> 00:30:41,148 and you... you've helped me to find my way. 347 00:31:35,573 --> 00:31:38,112 You can't put the rudder on before the elevator. 348 00:31:38,202 --> 00:31:40,873 - [B.A.] Man, ain"t nothin" I can"t do. - Look, I'm the supervisor here. 349 00:31:40,956 --> 00:31:43,663 You ain"t nothin" but a nut that know how to fly. 350 00:31:43,752 --> 00:31:47,883 You know, B.A., this bickering is so counterproductive. 351 00:31:47,967 --> 00:31:52,762 I think that now we're out here alone, just you and me, takin' on the elements, trying to survive... 352 00:31:52,850 --> 00:31:54,808 - that this would be a good time to... - [Bird Call] 353 00:31:56,397 --> 00:31:58,972 It's Hannibal. It's okay, muchacho. 354 00:32:02,115 --> 00:32:04,025 [B.A.] What took you so long? 355 00:32:04,118 --> 00:32:07,240 I bought us some time, like I said I would. 356 00:32:07,331 --> 00:32:09,325 This thing is supposed to fly? 357 00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:12,337 I've got no fear. I'll go up in anything except an elevator. 358 00:32:12,423 --> 00:32:14,251 Where are they? 359 00:32:14,342 --> 00:32:17,096 I left 'em in a canyon up east of here. 360 00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:19,637 There's more than we thought... about 20 of them. 361 00:32:19,726 --> 00:32:24,058 B.A., you know those flares we got aboard the plane? 362 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:29,863 You think you could put those together with a... maybe a pipe from the hydraulic system on the brakes... 363 00:32:29,951 --> 00:32:31,861 and get us some firepower? 364 00:32:31,954 --> 00:32:33,864 Right, right. No problem, Colonel. 365 00:32:33,957 --> 00:32:37,791 B.A., there's an old saying... "The best defence is a good offence." 366 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,874 You got that wrong, man. 367 00:32:39,966 --> 00:32:43,302 A good offence is the best defence. 368 00:32:43,389 --> 00:32:45,596 Okay. Have it your way. 369 00:32:45,684 --> 00:32:48,355 Thanks. Thanks. 370 00:32:49,774 --> 00:32:52,610 - What now? - I have somebody I have to look in on. 371 00:32:52,695 --> 00:32:55,022 Okay. Where are we going? 372 00:32:55,115 --> 00:32:57,442 I'll let it be a surprise. 373 00:33:02,043 --> 00:33:04,500 So this is an insane asylum. 374 00:33:04,589 --> 00:33:07,081 I always wanted to do an in-depth on a bin like this. 375 00:33:07,176 --> 00:33:09,669 I visited one once in Germany... the Freudian Institute. 376 00:33:09,764 --> 00:33:12,552 Met a guy who thought he was Douglas Fairbanks. 377 00:33:12,643 --> 00:33:15,729 Shell-shocked. War's unmerciful to the mind. 378 00:33:15,815 --> 00:33:19,649 - Mitch, I think I should go in alone. You know what I mean? - No sweat. I understand. 379 00:33:19,738 --> 00:33:23,191 It's not easy having complete strangers watch your loved ones bounce off the walls. 380 00:33:23,285 --> 00:33:27,332 - Hang tough. I'll be out here if you need me. - Thanks. 381 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,794 Murdock. 382 00:33:39,269 --> 00:33:41,179 An answering machine. 383 00:33:44,944 --> 00:33:47,698 [Murdock Screams] Hi, y'all. Howling Mad here in voice only. 384 00:33:47,782 --> 00:33:49,693 This time my body has split, along with my mind. 385 00:33:49,785 --> 00:33:53,868 So at the tone, leave your name and the message, and I'll get back to you as soon as my shock therapy's over. Bye. 386 00:33:59,175 --> 00:34:02,178 What are you doing inside? You want her to spot us here together? 387 00:34:02,264 --> 00:34:05,634 Not that it matters much. I don't think she has anything to do with this A-Team any more. 388 00:34:05,727 --> 00:34:09,727 - Wrong. Then what is she doing here checking in with H.M. Murdock? - It's in her files. 389 00:34:09,817 --> 00:34:13,603 She's remained friendly with him ever since a while ago when she tried to contact the A-Team. 390 00:34:13,698 --> 00:34:17,034 Look, she's a good kid. She just probably feels bad for the guy. 391 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,031 Look, she... 392 00:34:25,175 --> 00:34:28,296 Great! Now we've lost our bird dog. 393 00:34:28,388 --> 00:34:31,724 Wrong. The tailing device is still in the car. 394 00:34:35,024 --> 00:34:36,934 And working. 395 00:34:39,823 --> 00:34:41,983 This thing is never gonna work. 396 00:34:42,077 --> 00:34:45,245 [Panting] Hey, you want to give me a hand here? 397 00:34:45,332 --> 00:34:47,705 Pays to stay fit. 398 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,918 So you found us a wheel and a motor. 399 00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:52,249 [Loud Grunt] That's right. 400 00:34:52,343 --> 00:34:55,595 Not a five-horse, not a seven-and-a-half horse... 401 00:34:55,682 --> 00:34:59,349 but a 10-horse, air-cooled gasoline motor, as ordered. 402 00:34:59,437 --> 00:35:02,310 [Murdock] Face, I don"t know how you do it, but you sure do it good. 403 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,691 Well, look, you give me a job to do, I do it. 404 00:35:04,779 --> 00:35:08,447 I pool my resources, I consider my options and then I go for it. 405 00:35:08,535 --> 00:35:11,206 Sure, it's not easy. There are risks, but I take 'em. 406 00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:14,126 - What was her name? - Louanne. 407 00:35:16,131 --> 00:35:19,667 - [Gasps] - That preacher was workin' with them city boys. 408 00:35:19,761 --> 00:35:23,132 - He helped them steal our prisoner. - No! 409 00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:27,806 He said he was plantin"a garden and that he needed parts for his seeder. 410 00:35:27,899 --> 00:35:31,235 He said that he was becomin' a lost sheep. 411 00:35:31,321 --> 00:35:34,657 - All right. We're goin'. - Where? 412 00:35:36,496 --> 00:35:39,167 To help the reverend find God. 413 00:35:47,514 --> 00:35:50,600 Red Carpet Flight 86 now ready for boarding. 414 00:35:50,685 --> 00:35:53,771 All passengers holding tickets will now be on board. 415 00:35:53,857 --> 00:35:56,350 You got some structural weakness in the wing struts... 416 00:35:56,444 --> 00:35:58,735 and they won't hold if you start any of your aerobatics. 417 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:02,609 Remember, keep an eye on the silks. If it starts to shred, take it down. 418 00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:06,455 I didn't know you cared, sweetheart. 419 00:36:06,544 --> 00:36:08,454 Thanks, B.A. 420 00:36:08,547 --> 00:36:11,218 Don't thank me. 421 00:36:11,301 --> 00:36:13,591 Just keep it out of the trees. 422 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,098 Get this bird off the ground. That guy's sweatin' bullets. 423 00:36:17,186 --> 00:36:20,853 [Mock German Accent] I will find civilization, muchacho! 424 00:36:20,942 --> 00:36:25,357 I will bring back reinforcements! What on earth will you be doing while I'm gone? 425 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:28,950 Just guess, Murdock. Just guess. 426 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:33,709 [Engine Revving] 427 00:36:40,973 --> 00:36:45,389 ♪♪ [Singing In Mock German] 428 00:36:48,986 --> 00:36:52,487 Oops! ## [Continues] 429 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,500 - ## [Continues] - Beautiful! 430 00:37:13,984 --> 00:37:16,393 That man is crazy. 431 00:37:16,488 --> 00:37:19,407 Yeah, but it's a good kind of crazy. 432 00:37:20,411 --> 00:37:24,363 Whoo-hoo! We are flying! 433 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:29,088 - # Someday the birds will come to me # - [Ripping] 434 00:37:29,842 --> 00:37:33,095 ♪ Someday the birds will say I'm free ♪ 435 00:37:34,266 --> 00:37:38,681 ♪ Someday the birds will sing my song ♪ 436 00:37:38,773 --> 00:37:42,904 ♪ Someday the birds will come along ♪♪ 437 00:38:38,618 --> 00:38:42,285 ♪♪ [Singing In Mock German] 438 00:38:56,229 --> 00:38:58,473 You're gonna be okay, Pop. 439 00:38:58,566 --> 00:39:01,854 We're gonna get you there in no time. 440 00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:08,073 - [Silk Ripping] - Uh, hang on, Lucy. I'm comin' around. 441 00:39:08,165 --> 00:39:11,417 I know you're only pretending to have your eyes shut! 442 00:39:11,504 --> 00:39:14,340 But it doesn't matter anyway 'cause it's gonna be a rough landing. 443 00:39:14,425 --> 00:39:17,511 Keep your arms in and don't put your feet over the side. 444 00:39:17,597 --> 00:39:19,637 I think I see the landing strip. 445 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,849 [Engine Droning] 446 00:39:21,937 --> 00:39:23,681 There it is! 447 00:39:23,773 --> 00:39:25,850 I think we"re gonna come in safely. 448 00:39:25,943 --> 00:39:29,361 Just hold your breath, Pop. We're on our way down. 449 00:39:29,449 --> 00:39:34,410 And with a... [Mock German] 450 00:39:34,498 --> 00:39:39,412 we are gonna manipulate this son of a gun into the correct position. 451 00:39:39,506 --> 00:39:43,008 Tighten your seat belts! Secure your trays! 452 00:39:43,095 --> 00:39:46,264 Blah, blah, blah! I am coming down! 453 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,973 Oops! Pay no attention to that rip! 454 00:39:49,063 --> 00:39:52,066 Air goes through that like water through my nose! 455 00:39:52,151 --> 00:39:55,071 We are just 20 feet, Pop! Twenty feet! 456 00:39:55,156 --> 00:39:59,488 And we have... landed! 457 00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:04,419 Whoo! Phew. 458 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:10,968 Help me! Help me! I got a sick man here! I gotta get him to the hospital! 459 00:40:11,056 --> 00:40:13,810 There's a hospital about a mile and a half down the road in Fulton. 460 00:40:13,894 --> 00:40:17,063 Best way is to put him in my four-wheel drive and take him on down. 461 00:40:17,149 --> 00:40:19,060 What the heck happened to him anyway? 462 00:40:19,152 --> 00:40:22,606 You've got some guys with white eyeballs living on the other side of that ridge! 463 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,694 I've seen some crazy guys in my time. 464 00:40:24,786 --> 00:40:27,991 I've been in a whole ward full of them, but I've never seen anybody like those. 465 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:31,834 - They did that to him? - Well, it wasn't a grey, furry squirrel with a shotgun! 466 00:40:31,923 --> 00:40:34,380 Now get! Get! Before he croaks! 467 00:40:34,468 --> 00:40:37,139 - I'm on my way. - [Tyres Squealing] 468 00:40:38,224 --> 00:40:40,218 [Mock English Accent] By the way... 469 00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:43,314 would you mind awfully if I borrowed your shiny little chopper? 470 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:47,696 [American Accent] Absolutely not! No problem, pal. 471 00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:51,235 [English Accent] Well, that's very kind of you. I'll certainly take good care of it. 472 00:40:51,328 --> 00:40:54,664 You Americans certainly know how to take care of your friends from across the sea. 473 00:40:54,751 --> 00:40:57,587 [American Accent] Have you had dinner yet, by the way, pal? Maybe we could get together... 474 00:41:04,850 --> 00:41:07,853 All right. Now we know where they is. 475 00:41:07,938 --> 00:41:10,561 There's that plane crashed up yonder in the holler... 476 00:41:10,651 --> 00:41:12,977 the one Zeb saw from the hills. 477 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:15,860 We're gonna spread out and come in on 'em from all sides. 478 00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:18,158 There he is! Let"s get him! 479 00:41:18,246 --> 00:41:21,783 Get him! Kill him! Get to the cars. 480 00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:15,994 [Hannibal] Now, Face! 481 00:42:27,147 --> 00:42:30,399 [Men Shouting] 482 00:42:33,699 --> 00:42:35,740 [Hannibal] Now, B.A.! 483 00:42:55,358 --> 00:42:57,648 I've had enough of this. Let's get out of here. 484 00:43:22,276 --> 00:43:24,151 Ain't nobody around here. 485 00:43:24,237 --> 00:43:28,783 We'll just close off this valley. We'll find them sooner or later. 486 00:43:28,870 --> 00:43:30,994 [Helicopter Blades Whirring] 487 00:43:48,735 --> 00:43:51,192 Whaa! 488 00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:55,694 Drop 'em! 489 00:43:55,787 --> 00:43:57,781 Do it now! 490 00:43:59,710 --> 00:44:03,841 Or the next one won"t be over your heads! 491 00:44:03,925 --> 00:44:06,679 Everybody in the aeroplane! 492 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:20,107 Now, close that door! 493 00:44:20,201 --> 00:44:22,824 Anybody sticks their head out... 494 00:44:22,914 --> 00:44:24,872 Ioses everything! 495 00:44:26,378 --> 00:44:29,214 - How come you put 'em in there? - Because I'm out of ammunition. 496 00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:33,294 [Murdock] The guy they tried to kill is with the road department. 497 00:44:33,389 --> 00:44:35,881 We'll hold these fellas down till you can come out and arrest them. 498 00:44:35,976 --> 00:44:39,976 Don't you love it? They're in there worried we're gonna kill 'em. 499 00:44:40,066 --> 00:44:42,641 And we're out here with no ammo. 500 00:44:42,737 --> 00:44:46,190 Hannibal, sometimes I think you're crazier than Murdock. 501 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:49,987 [Laughs] Sometimes I am. 502 00:45:20,505 --> 00:45:24,457 All right, that must be it. 503 00:45:25,722 --> 00:45:29,140 Come on. Let's go. Inside. Come on! 504 00:45:48,967 --> 00:45:52,753 [Man On P.A.] Will Colonel Lynch please check at the reservation desk, please? 505 00:45:52,848 --> 00:45:57,097 - Colonel Lynch, please check at the reservation desk. - M.P.s. 506 00:46:02,613 --> 00:46:05,652 [Driver] Hey, man. In or out. I gotta take this bus in to be cleaned. 507 00:46:22,270 --> 00:46:25,937 Amy must have paged Lynch to warn us. Good girl. 508 00:46:26,026 --> 00:46:28,518 I wonder how long they been following her. 509 00:46:28,613 --> 00:46:31,284 Well, if it was since this morning and if we'd been on schedule... 510 00:46:31,367 --> 00:46:34,074 we'd have landed right in Lynch's military lap. 511 00:46:34,163 --> 00:46:36,952 - That means we're pretty lucky we crashed! - Ohh! 512 00:46:37,043 --> 00:46:40,046 I love it when a plan comes together.