1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,887 [Man] Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:03,973 --> 00:00:05,880 for a crime they didn"t commit. 3 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:10,546 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 4 00:00:10,639 --> 00:00:14,679 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 5 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:18,508 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 6 00:00:18,597 --> 00:00:21,228 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 7 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,869 [Braying] 8 00:02:02,797 --> 00:02:04,917 [Horse Neighs] 9 00:02:15,046 --> 00:02:17,581 I don't like it, Dad. 10 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,206 Neither do I, honey. 11 00:02:20,295 --> 00:02:23,459 But we gotta get this crop to market... 12 00:02:23,545 --> 00:02:26,294 or we're gonna lose everything. 13 00:02:26,378 --> 00:02:31,082 I figure we got two or three more loads, then we can clean out the warehouse. 14 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:34,416 And if we move fast, we won't lose too much to spoilage. 15 00:02:34,503 --> 00:02:38,745 I don't believe this is happening. I don't believe Chuck Easterland can just put us out of business. 16 00:02:38,836 --> 00:02:41,122 Sweetheart, it hasn't happened yet. 17 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:43,165 Dad... 18 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,906 he's threatened every truck driver who's been willing to haul our produce. 19 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:51,371 What's to stop him from killing you? 20 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:54,374 Honey, they whole Vietcong Army couldn't kill me. 21 00:02:54,459 --> 00:02:57,623 I'm not about to let Chuck Easterland do it. 22 00:02:57,709 --> 00:03:00,162 Now give me a kiss. Come on. 23 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:11,119 [Engine Starts] 24 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:15,581 Stay inside like I told you, Ellen. Don't go anywhere near Green Valley. 25 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:18,580 I'll call you when I get to L.A. 26 00:03:34,706 --> 00:03:36,613 He's headin' out! 27 00:03:41,456 --> 00:03:43,778 Which way out of the valley, Whit? 28 00:03:43,872 --> 00:03:46,277 [Whit On Radio] He"s takin" l-16 south. 29 00:03:46,372 --> 00:03:49,121 Okay. Well, you stay with him. 30 00:03:49,205 --> 00:03:53,364 - [Horse Neighs] - Now, some of you boys haven't worked for me very long. 31 00:03:53,455 --> 00:03:56,701 Do this one right, and there'll be a big bonus. 32 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,239 Comin' towards ya, Milt. 33 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:15,988 We're all set. 34 00:04:35,035 --> 00:04:37,819 [Horn Honking] 35 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:03,699 [Siren Wailing] 36 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:10,529 Just what is your interest in all this, uh, Miss Allen? 37 00:05:10,615 --> 00:05:12,522 My interest is as a reporter. 38 00:05:12,615 --> 00:05:15,364 The L.A. police already took his statement and said that I could stay. 39 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:18,115 I'm writing a story on Mr Penhall and what's happening to him. 40 00:05:18,198 --> 00:05:20,105 You don't say. 41 00:05:20,198 --> 00:05:23,279 Sheriff Murphy is Chuck Easterland"s brother-in-law. 42 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,734 He"s not going to give us any help. 43 00:05:25,822 --> 00:05:28,939 Sure sorry you had to make the drive all the way from Green Valley... 44 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:31,234 just to keep up appearances, Dale. 45 00:05:31,322 --> 00:05:33,893 That's about all that kind of junk I'm gonna listen to, Ellen. 46 00:05:33,988 --> 00:05:38,112 You're accusin' me of collusion in this here crime, and I ain't gonna stand for no more of it! 47 00:05:38,196 --> 00:05:41,277 - Lunch-time. - Can't that wait? 48 00:05:41,363 --> 00:05:43,768 - Huh? - I said, can't that wait? 49 00:05:43,863 --> 00:05:48,022 - ## [Headphones] - Nope. No steak. Not today. 50 00:05:48,112 --> 00:05:51,276 I didn't say "steak." I said "wait"! 51 00:05:51,362 --> 00:05:53,399 l"m tryin" to do a police report here! 52 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:58,309 No dribble straws left. Gotta be careful with the juice. 53 00:05:58,403 --> 00:06:01,650 I got the physical description as best as you can remember 'em. 54 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,857 I'll get to workin' on it. 55 00:06:03,944 --> 00:06:05,899 Goodbye, Sheriff. 56 00:06:07,486 --> 00:06:10,602 - [Door Closes] - Thank you for writing this story, Amy. 57 00:06:10,694 --> 00:06:12,898 I don't know if it's going to do any good... 58 00:06:12,985 --> 00:06:15,141 but at least it will make Easterland squirm. 59 00:06:15,235 --> 00:06:18,150 I guess your friends decided not to help us. 60 00:06:18,235 --> 00:06:22,560 I don't know why. I really don't. I thought one of them would come. 61 00:06:22,651 --> 00:06:24,725 Carrots look real runny today. 62 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:28,598 You know, Easterland thinks that if he can keep my produce from market... 63 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,600 I'm gonna have to sell the farm to the bank... 64 00:06:30,692 --> 00:06:35,065 and then all he has to do is step right in and buy it up, like he did all those others. 65 00:06:35,150 --> 00:06:38,646 He owns half the valley by now. It's an impossible situation, Ellen. 66 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:41,056 l... I feel like we're licked. 67 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,638 My friends specialize in impossible situations. 68 00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:46,980 I don't have any money. It's all tied up with the bank. 69 00:06:47,066 --> 00:06:51,604 But if your friends can move my produce, I'll see to it that they get 30% of the profit. 70 00:06:51,691 --> 00:06:54,475 I don't really think that's going to be necessary. 71 00:06:54,565 --> 00:06:59,471 - [Dishes Clanging] - Ain't allowed for people to be in here when I feed this man. 72 00:06:59,565 --> 00:07:02,314 Bad for his digestion. Hospital rule. 73 00:07:02,398 --> 00:07:04,969 - So if you'll just step outside... - I don't really think that we're... 74 00:07:05,065 --> 00:07:07,304 Both of you, please. Won't take a moment. 75 00:07:07,398 --> 00:07:09,305 Thank you. 76 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:20,636 ♪♪ [Radio Stops] 77 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:24,142 - What was your unit in 'Nam? - What? 78 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:26,599 Well, underneath this putty nose and make-up... 79 00:07:26,688 --> 00:07:30,551 is a remarkably handsome veteran who was stationed for a while at Plei Ku. 80 00:07:30,646 --> 00:07:33,644 Lieutenant Colonel, Fifth Special Forces Group. 81 00:07:33,729 --> 00:07:37,141 I know that unit. Had a commanding officer... 82 00:07:37,229 --> 00:07:40,428 some lunatic by the name of Hannibal something. 83 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,641 - At your service. - You're Amy's friend? 84 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:45,761 [Laughs] You guys are a bunch of criminals. 85 00:07:45,853 --> 00:07:48,472 I read all about you when I was pullin' out of'Nam. 86 00:07:48,561 --> 00:07:52,306 - The world is full of ironic complications, isn't it? - You're gonna help me? 87 00:07:52,394 --> 00:07:54,965 Let's say maybe I'd be interested in getting your watermelons to market. 88 00:07:55,061 --> 00:07:59,433 - Do you have any trucks? - No. I hired a trucking company... a Lone Horse Trucking. 89 00:07:59,519 --> 00:08:03,215 Its owner, Bill Mather, accepted a $ 1,000 advance... 90 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:06,308 to move my crop, and he never showed up. 91 00:08:06,393 --> 00:08:08,300 Easterland paid him off. 92 00:08:08,393 --> 00:08:12,090 All the other guys that I hired either got run off the road or got shot at. 93 00:08:12,184 --> 00:08:15,550 - And nobody's even gonna drive in that valley now. - I will. 94 00:08:15,642 --> 00:08:18,593 Now, 30% of the crop... How much is that worth? 95 00:08:18,684 --> 00:08:22,428 Well, that all depends on what the market value is and how ripe the melons are. 96 00:08:22,517 --> 00:08:24,637 - Well, how ripe are they? - They"re too ripe. 97 00:08:24,725 --> 00:08:28,386 They gotta be there by Friday. That's two days. 98 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,631 - l"ll be in touch. - Where are you gonna get your truck? 99 00:08:30,725 --> 00:08:33,295 You bought a ride from Lone Horse Trucking... 100 00:08:33,391 --> 00:08:36,472 so we'll just count on Bill Mather to supply any trucks we need. 101 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,224 Easterland bought him off. He double-crossed me. 102 00:08:39,307 --> 00:08:41,345 There's no way he's gonna help you. 103 00:08:41,432 --> 00:08:43,422 Sure, he will. 104 00:08:43,515 --> 00:08:46,596 He just hasn't been asked the right way. 105 00:08:49,556 --> 00:08:53,632 - Oh, you never told me your unit. - 101 st Airborne. 106 00:08:53,723 --> 00:08:55,630 You guys took it real bad up in Hue. 107 00:08:55,723 --> 00:08:57,962 At least there I knew it was coming. 108 00:08:58,056 --> 00:09:02,594 This thing came right out of nowhere. Colonel, I thank you for helping me. 109 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:06,377 I haven't done anything... yet. 110 00:09:07,972 --> 00:09:10,804 ♪♪ [Headphones] 111 00:09:10,888 --> 00:09:13,839 I don't know where he is. He said he'd come. 112 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:19,001 He did. Come on, kid. We're in the watermelon business. 113 00:09:19,096 --> 00:09:21,714 Hannibal, you did it to me again. 114 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:28,086 Come on, boy. Come on, Billy. Come on, boy. Yeah, boy. 115 00:09:28,178 --> 00:09:32,219 Yeah, yeah, boy. Hey, uh-uh-uh! 116 00:09:32,303 --> 00:09:34,673 He won't even stay under my bed any more, Face. 117 00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:38,422 I put his bowl under there and everything. I think the psychiatric ward is makin' Billy nervous. 118 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,750 He won"t eat regularly. He barks. 119 00:09:40,844 --> 00:09:43,167 [Howling] In the middle of the night. 120 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,298 Have you changed his flea collar? 121 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:48,466 When a dog gets fleas, it twists 'em, Murdock, makes 'em crazy. 122 00:09:48,552 --> 00:09:51,300 Look, Face, this man don"t have a dog. 123 00:09:51,385 --> 00:09:54,548 So why are we sittin' around here talkin' about a dog that don't exist? 124 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,542 B.A., it isn't that Billy doesn't exist. 125 00:09:56,634 --> 00:09:58,625 In a practical sense, Billy does exist. 126 00:09:58,718 --> 00:10:01,466 He represents a, uh, love fixation... 127 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:04,548 that bridges a relationship gap Murdock had when he was a child. 128 00:10:04,634 --> 00:10:06,541 Absolutely, man. Go on, Billy. Go on. 129 00:10:06,634 --> 00:10:10,627 This is my van, and I don't wanna hear no more talk about Billy in my van. 130 00:10:10,717 --> 00:10:12,458 You got it? 131 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:14,955 All right. [Sighs] 132 00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:18,415 We're on a case. We are hauling produce... 133 00:10:18,508 --> 00:10:21,459 for 30% of the market price. 134 00:10:21,549 --> 00:10:24,630 - B.A., you still got a line on that "80 Buick sedan? - Yeah. 135 00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:27,417 We'll have to dress that up. Face, we need some truck scales. 136 00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:31,796 - What about me? - You take Ellen on up to Penhall Farm and wait for us. 137 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:36,290 - Where is Billy? I don't want to step on his tail. - Shh. He's right there. 138 00:10:36,381 --> 00:10:39,296 Ain't no dog. 139 00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:42,793 All right. Who wants to be a cop? 140 00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:44,955 Don't look at me. 141 00:10:45,047 --> 00:10:48,045 Oh, me. Me, me, me. Oh, please, me. 142 00:10:51,297 --> 00:10:54,744 Okay, Face. It's you. 143 00:10:54,838 --> 00:10:58,334 Come on, Billy. Come on, boy. Come on. Yeah, boy. 144 00:10:58,421 --> 00:11:01,289 What kind of produce we haulin', Hannibal? 145 00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:04,377 - Watermelons. - [Sighs] 146 00:11:32,377 --> 00:11:35,209 Murdock, why are you doing that? 147 00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:39,073 [Italian Accent] I gotta paint it, I'm-a gonna sign it. 148 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:53,789 You got the "out of service" signs, B.A.? 149 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,072 Yeah. 150 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,951 He's throwin' our sweet rolls on the floor, Hannibal. 151 00:11:58,042 --> 00:12:02,829 Well, he's just, uh, feeding his dog Billy. Relax. 152 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:05,037 Murdock throwin' our food on the ground. 153 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:08,537 Ain't no Billy! Man, how long we gonna put up with this mess? 154 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:12,072 The next stop's the Gear Jammer's Café at the bottom of the Grapevine. 155 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,073 Let's go. 156 00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:18,492 Come on, Billy. Come on. 157 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,943 [Murdock] Why we gotta be out of service? 158 00:12:40,038 --> 00:12:43,450 [Face] Well, this is a pretty good mock-up of a squad car, but it's not perfect. 159 00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:46,785 So we're transportation people from Universal Studios... 160 00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:49,869 making a movie called It Came From Planet X. 161 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:53,948 That way, if we get pulled over by a real Highway Patrol car, we"re not gonna get busted. 162 00:12:54,037 --> 00:12:56,786 Good luck with that one, sucker. 163 00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:59,156 You're up, B.A. 164 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,782 [Engine Starts] 165 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,236 Okay, let's do it. 166 00:14:02,823 --> 00:14:04,778 [Siren Blares] 167 00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:07,567 Hey, Lone Horse, you look a little heavy. 168 00:14:07,656 --> 00:14:11,566 When you find a good spot, pull over. We're gonna have to weigh ya. 169 00:14:11,656 --> 00:14:13,563 [Siren Blares] 170 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,692 - B.A., you reset those scales? - Don't worry, man. 171 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,315 This guy gonna weigh heavy, no matter what he's carryin'. 172 00:14:29,405 --> 00:14:32,521 You just better hope no real cops come along and see us doin' this. 173 00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:43,602 Come on. I'm okay. Haven't got more than 80,000 pounds per axle. 174 00:14:43,695 --> 00:14:46,183 Is this rig over 60 feet? 175 00:14:46,278 --> 00:14:49,193 59', 11 ", man. I'm cool. 176 00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:51,731 What are ya haulin'? 177 00:14:51,819 --> 00:14:53,727 Paper rolls for roofing. 178 00:14:53,819 --> 00:14:57,599 Okay, let's measure the rig and get it up on the scale! 179 00:14:57,694 --> 00:14:59,815 - Who's that? - Mechanics from Barstow. 180 00:14:59,902 --> 00:15:02,604 They run the scales for us and tow any rigs that are illegal. 181 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:06,438 - You guys got nothin' better to do? - Not this afternoon. 182 00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:09,015 Now, drive it up on the scale. And go easy. 183 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:11,942 You hit your brakes and bust my scale, l"m gonna rain on you hard. 184 00:15:12,026 --> 00:15:14,775 Yeah, yeah. I've heard all that before. 185 00:15:14,859 --> 00:15:17,348 You slimy smokies. 186 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:26,395 [Engine Starts] 187 00:15:30,525 --> 00:15:33,274 Well, well, well. Will wonders never cease? 188 00:15:33,358 --> 00:15:35,265 This guy's overloaded. 189 00:15:35,358 --> 00:15:40,264 106,000 pounds! Something's wrong with your scale, bud. 190 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,931 You're over gross 16,000 pounds. You're gonna have to unload this truck. 191 00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:48,354 Aw, come on, you guys! Are you kidding? 192 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,350 Get the load out of the box, pal, or get another truck out here and split the load. 193 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,303 Either one. I don't care. But you're not movin' till you're legal. 194 00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:11,020 Yeah. Let me speak to Bill Mather. 195 00:16:24,646 --> 00:16:28,260 Hey, what's goin' on here, huh? This truck's not overloaded. 196 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:32,098 - I want your names and your badge numbers. - What's your name? 197 00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:34,888 I'm Bill Mather. I own these rigs. 198 00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:38,094 What"s goin"on? This driver isn"t over-grossed. 199 00:16:38,186 --> 00:16:40,093 - I know. - Huh? 200 00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:44,096 - We're here to help you with a problem of conscience. - What are you talkin' about? 201 00:16:44,186 --> 00:16:47,800 Well, we don't want you to lose any sleep... 202 00:16:47,894 --> 00:16:50,726 over taking Joe Penhall's money and then double-crossing him. 203 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,010 [Face] Yeah. That"s the kind of thing that could give a man sleepless nights. 204 00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:57,016 Oh, not now, maybe. Not this very moment. 205 00:16:57,101 --> 00:17:00,929 But, uh, some Christmas Eve, you'll be sitting home alone... 206 00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:04,928 and you'll start wonderin' how you could've sold out a nice guy like Joe Penhall. 207 00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:09,425 Yeah. We've all seen it. It's tragic. 208 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:12,764 You're lucky we came along in time to save you from it. 209 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:16,595 - Who are you guys? - We're the Ghosts of Christmas Future. 210 00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:19,597 We're also hijackers. So just give us the keys and take a walk. 211 00:17:19,683 --> 00:17:23,262 We'll call you in a couple days and tell you where to pick up your rigs. 212 00:17:23,349 --> 00:17:25,754 Do you know what Easterland's gonna do to me? To you guys? 213 00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:28,930 You're in deep trouble if you try to go through that valley. 214 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,420 Now, that's the trouble with taking a moral stand. 215 00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:34,927 Somebody's always angry. But it makes you feel good, doesn't it? 216 00:17:35,015 --> 00:17:37,634 Oh, one other thing. We're kind of crazy. 217 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:42,427 So, uh, you report this to either Easterland or the cops, we're gonna come back and score some points on ya. 218 00:17:42,514 --> 00:17:46,460 - Yeah. I'm real scared. - Huh? What'd he say? 219 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:52,675 [Clears Throat] Okay. Okay. 220 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,756 [lmpersonating John Wayne] All right. Head 'em up and move 'em out. 221 00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:01,299 [Regular Voice] Always wanted to say that line. 222 00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:04,635 Thanks. 223 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:18,590 Well, we'll dump the uniforms and the squad car. 224 00:18:18,678 --> 00:18:22,044 And that concludes phase one of Operation Watermelon. 225 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:51,337 Penhall Farms is just up 89 here, about another 12 miles. 226 00:18:51,426 --> 00:18:54,127 You guys stay in line. 227 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:57,464 Knockin' at your back door, brother. 228 00:18:57,550 --> 00:19:03,131 [Mimicking Track Announcer] And they're in the stretch. Aladar is along the rail and leads by a length. 229 00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:06,333 Two For The Road is holding on, and Lady Luck is dropping off... 230 00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,379 as they come to the clubhouse turn... 231 00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:12,673 Why do you always do that when my horse is in the lead? I could've won the daily double. 232 00:19:12,757 --> 00:19:15,210 Hannibal, this fool is startin' up again. 233 00:19:15,299 --> 00:19:18,462 I told you we should"ve left him back there in the squad car trunk... 234 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,456 with his stupid invisible dog. 235 00:19:20,548 --> 00:19:24,707 Talk softly. Billy has finally gone to sleep. 236 00:19:28,756 --> 00:19:30,960 Looks like we"re gonna have to run a roadblock. 237 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,035 - B.A., stay in tight. - I didn't know this was a toll road. 238 00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:38,789 It's not. 239 00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:45,252 [Horn Honking] 240 00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:49,790 Nice. 241 00:19:56,879 --> 00:19:59,581 Well, somebody's gonna be mad at somebody. 242 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,290 [Horse Neighs] 243 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:08,660 Ellen, my friends are very good at what they do. 244 00:20:08,753 --> 00:20:11,371 If Hannibal says he can take care of Easterland... 245 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,831 you can pretty much count on that happening. 246 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:18,825 Well, I hope you're right. Because if the crop doesn't get to market, we're through. 247 00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:21,786 [Truck Horn Honking] 248 00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:23,832 Let's go. 249 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,501 Miss Penhall? Hannibal Smith. 250 00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:40,823 These are Bill Mather's trucks. 251 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,991 - You even got two of'em. - He was running a sale. 252 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,039 Steal one, get one free. 253 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:49,747 We don't really need two. We've had some spoilage. I think one would handle it. 254 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:53,826 Okay, okay, okay! [Sighs] 255 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:58,536 Go on! Run along! Make sure you stay outta the house. 256 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,787 - Hope he doesn't mess on the front porch there. - [Sighs] 257 00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:04,788 Let's get goin'. We got a lot of work to do. 258 00:21:12,165 --> 00:21:16,905 - Who are you? - I'm B.A. Baracus, and I'm here to pick up your crops. 259 00:21:16,997 --> 00:21:21,038 Oh, fine. Fine. The barn's right up there. 260 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,030 - Uh, do you have a phone I can use? - There's one in the kitchen. 261 00:21:32,121 --> 00:21:35,700 Face, we've got a barn full of watermelons we gotta load. 262 00:21:35,788 --> 00:21:40,160 Hannibal, I have to monitor the market, try and get a report on watermelon sales. 263 00:21:40,246 --> 00:21:42,651 What's the matter? You don't wanna get your hands dirty? 264 00:21:42,745 --> 00:21:45,696 Uh, you said the phone was in the kitchen, right? 265 00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:47,861 Thanks. I'll be right back. 266 00:21:47,953 --> 00:21:51,532 That"s Chuck Easterland. How" d he find out about you guys so soon? 267 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,779 It could have something to do with Hannibal blowing a roadblock a ways back. 268 00:21:55,869 --> 00:22:00,028 I wanted to draw him out. I always like to see the size of the slug I'm after... 269 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,074 before I step on him. 270 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:07,031 Murdock, B.A., take the right. Face, stay with me. 271 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:11,657 - Uh, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I prefer to be teamed with B.A. - Me too. 272 00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:14,527 Are you guys sayin' you don't wanna team up with me? 273 00:22:14,618 --> 00:22:16,692 - Yes. - Yes. 274 00:22:16,784 --> 00:22:18,692 Why? 275 00:22:18,784 --> 00:22:22,825 I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz, man... 276 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,983 you are dangerous! 277 00:23:01,156 --> 00:23:04,356 I want you and your men out of here. This is private property. 278 00:23:04,447 --> 00:23:07,018 - You're all trespassing. - [Chuckles] 279 00:23:07,114 --> 00:23:10,526 Why don't you call the sheriff and sic the law on us? 280 00:23:10,614 --> 00:23:12,569 And how would you like some good advice? 281 00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:15,688 I love advice. Especially good advice. 282 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:20,104 Uh, excuse me, but would you mind terribly taking your foot down off the bumper there? 283 00:23:20,196 --> 00:23:23,893 - Uh, no offence, but it's so rude. - I'm a rude guy. 284 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,902 Oh. Well, in that case, go right ahead. 285 00:23:26,987 --> 00:23:29,855 - Here's your advice... - Excuse me. My dog moved. 286 00:23:29,945 --> 00:23:33,026 Billy, get over here! Get over here! 287 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:36,643 Now, if you're not gonna be good, you're stayin' on your leash. 288 00:23:36,736 --> 00:23:39,569 - He doesn't bite. - [Chuckles] 289 00:23:39,653 --> 00:23:42,485 You guys are a bunch of clowns. Very funny. 290 00:23:42,569 --> 00:23:45,236 - I'm bustin' a gut here. - He's a mental patient. 291 00:23:45,319 --> 00:23:48,850 He"s not dangerous, usually, but he does hallucinate. 292 00:23:48,944 --> 00:23:51,349 Now, you were giving me some advice. 293 00:23:51,444 --> 00:23:56,350 Yeah. Here's your advice: Get back in those trucks and roll 'em out of here. 294 00:23:56,443 --> 00:23:58,647 - That's it? - That's it. 295 00:24:00,943 --> 00:24:03,894 I don't like that advice. Have you got any other advice? 296 00:24:06,276 --> 00:24:08,764 I got a promise for ya. 297 00:24:08,859 --> 00:24:11,940 If you're not out of here in a half an hour... 298 00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:15,640 I'm gonna wreck your trucks, and I'm gonna wreck all your guys. 299 00:24:15,733 --> 00:24:18,518 Billy, stay put! Don't move. 300 00:24:18,608 --> 00:24:21,974 Now, what if I was very nice and said... 301 00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:25,811 "Please, just let us do ourjob and don"t hurt us"? 302 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,854 Would that make any difference? 303 00:24:27,941 --> 00:24:31,223 That wouldn't make any difference at all. 304 00:24:31,316 --> 00:24:35,854 Then it really doesn't matter whether I stay on your good side or not. 305 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:38,014 Not in the least. 306 00:24:38,107 --> 00:24:41,223 [Chuckles] In that case... 307 00:24:45,148 --> 00:24:47,185 Watch out for my car! 308 00:24:47,273 --> 00:24:51,597 [Grunts, Whimpers] 309 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:57,682 [Grunting] 310 00:24:57,772 --> 00:25:00,177 - Uh, B.A.! - [Groans] 311 00:25:00,272 --> 00:25:01,930 Thanks. 312 00:25:29,978 --> 00:25:31,885 Is he all right? 313 00:25:31,977 --> 00:25:35,592 Likes to see how big the slug is before he steps on him is what he likes to do. 314 00:25:35,685 --> 00:25:37,889 - [Mumbling] - What'd he say? 315 00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:40,726 He said, "I love it when a plan comes together." 316 00:26:20,557 --> 00:26:22,678 What do you think, B.A.? 317 00:26:22,765 --> 00:26:26,213 Oh, man, this rig is about 16,000 overweight. 318 00:26:26,306 --> 00:26:29,008 And the rear brakes is whistlin' "Dixie." 319 00:26:29,098 --> 00:26:32,345 And these air hoses... They got dry rot. 320 00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:36,969 Wonderful. All they have to do is get to Farmers Market in L.A. 321 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:44,170 Hi. Just checking with the produce exchange in L.A. 322 00:26:44,263 --> 00:26:46,171 I'm on hold. 323 00:26:52,263 --> 00:26:55,462 Amy says you're all wanted by the military. 324 00:26:55,554 --> 00:26:58,505 And you hire out to help people, right? 325 00:26:58,596 --> 00:27:02,292 Uh, yeah. That's pretty much it, Ellen. It's a long, very sad story... 326 00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,840 a story of injustice. 327 00:27:04,928 --> 00:27:07,499 I don't want to bore you with our problems. 328 00:27:07,595 --> 00:27:10,960 Uh, yeah. I wanted to check what the, uh... 329 00:27:11,053 --> 00:27:13,174 [Chuckles] Yeah, I'll hold. 330 00:27:13,261 --> 00:27:15,796 Never owned 30% of a watermelon crop before. 331 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:19,133 You know, if you can get Dad's crop to market... 332 00:27:19,219 --> 00:27:21,340 you'll save the farm for us. 333 00:27:21,427 --> 00:27:23,998 I don't know how I'll ever be able to thank you. 334 00:27:24,094 --> 00:27:27,008 You don't? 335 00:27:27,093 --> 00:27:30,921 Uh, hi. This is Penhall Farms. We're checking the price of... 336 00:27:31,010 --> 00:27:33,842 Yeah, I'll hold. They sound very busy. 337 00:27:33,926 --> 00:27:36,379 Price is probably going right through the roof. 338 00:27:36,468 --> 00:27:39,169 Uh, yeah. Yeah. What's the price per bushel of watermelon? 339 00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:42,210 Beautiful, rich, succulent watermelon. 340 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,967 - Green or white what? - Rind. They're green. 341 00:27:45,050 --> 00:27:48,001 Green. When were they harvested? 342 00:27:48,092 --> 00:27:51,504 - Last week. But don't tell them that. - Yesterday. 343 00:27:51,591 --> 00:27:54,162 We got 100,000 pounds. 344 00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:57,872 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Bye. 345 00:27:57,966 --> 00:28:02,338 He says that if they're not too ripe, he'll give us 40 bucks a bushel. 346 00:28:02,424 --> 00:28:04,498 That"s bad. It"s off 50 cents a bushel. 347 00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:08,370 - But some of them are already going bad. - Bad? Didn't you take care of them? 348 00:28:08,465 --> 00:28:11,498 They've been sitting in the barn for a week and a half. 349 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:15,002 Well, then we gotta get 'em to market. I want to get at least 40 bucks a crate. 350 00:28:15,090 --> 00:28:18,040 I think I have a real feel for this business. Don't you? 351 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:22,041 No. But I like you guys anyway. 352 00:28:35,546 --> 00:28:37,453 - What's it like out there? - Lousy. 353 00:28:37,546 --> 00:28:42,333 Easterland and his men have their pickups barricaded across l-16 north, with about 15 guys with weapons. 354 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,991 It's the same action in the south. We're penned in, Hannibal. 355 00:28:45,087 --> 00:28:47,836 Watermelons just dropped off another 50 cents a bushel. 356 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,875 Business is a little tougher than I thought. 357 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:52,285 Pretty soon we"ll have to pay someone to take "em off our hands. 358 00:28:52,378 --> 00:28:55,162 Yeah, man. But first we gotta get 'em to the market. 359 00:28:55,253 --> 00:28:58,665 - [Hannibal] Now, we"ve all seen this before. - We have? 360 00:28:58,753 --> 00:29:00,909 Of course. It's your classic western. 361 00:29:01,003 --> 00:29:05,375 We're the cowboys in the box canyon. Easterland and his Indians have got us trapped. 362 00:29:05,461 --> 00:29:09,039 Oh, maybe we could trade our way out of this with beaver pelts. 363 00:29:09,127 --> 00:29:11,793 B.A., do you think you could put a cowcatcher on the front of this truck? 364 00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:14,033 - Oh, Hannibal... - Good. 365 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,615 Now, we need a chase car. 366 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:21,331 Something fast, light. Something we can plate for protection. 367 00:29:21,418 --> 00:29:23,491 Hannibal, where are we gonna find that? 368 00:29:23,584 --> 00:29:25,622 [Clears Throat] 369 00:29:31,584 --> 00:29:35,529 Of course you're kidding. Not my new car. Come on. It's not even paid for yet. 370 00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:38,990 Kid, the way I'm doin' with watermelon futures, you're gonna want to get rid of that thing. 371 00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:41,701 Get yourself a Mercedes... or a Cadillac, anyway. 372 00:29:41,791 --> 00:29:46,495 You guys think you're gonna hang armour plating all over my new car? 373 00:29:46,582 --> 00:29:48,040 You're nuts. 374 00:29:48,124 --> 00:29:51,287 You got us into this, Amy. We gotta use what's available. 375 00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:53,364 Don't worry, lady. I'll be real careful. 376 00:29:53,457 --> 00:29:55,945 Put three holes in the front... 377 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,820 cut here and there, won't even change a thing. 378 00:29:59,915 --> 00:30:02,617 I'll have it back to you just like new. 379 00:30:02,706 --> 00:30:04,613 But it's my new car. 380 00:30:04,706 --> 00:30:09,327 We're cut off. They've got a tractor across the road. 381 00:30:09,414 --> 00:30:12,826 Forty guys with guns, and you're worrying about your little car? 382 00:30:12,914 --> 00:30:16,326 Amy, Amy, Amy! I'm ashamed of you. 383 00:30:16,413 --> 00:30:21,615 Boy, you could con anybody out of anything, couldn't you? 384 00:30:21,705 --> 00:30:24,786 Okay. Go ahead. 385 00:30:24,871 --> 00:30:28,995 Right. I wanna be out of here in two hours. Let's get going. 386 00:30:31,537 --> 00:30:36,241 Put those trucks together. I don't want any gaps, just in case they try to squeeze through. 387 00:30:36,328 --> 00:30:38,698 Mr Easterland, Sheriff Murphy called. 388 00:30:38,787 --> 00:30:42,650 He's real nervous 'cause the Highway Department's all over him about this detour request. 389 00:30:42,745 --> 00:30:44,652 [Laughs] That's too bad. 390 00:30:44,744 --> 00:30:47,233 That's what he's gettin' paid for... to keep the heat off. 391 00:30:47,328 --> 00:30:49,994 Those guys aren't gettin' through this valley. 392 00:32:07,946 --> 00:32:09,853 How's the market, Face? 393 00:32:09,946 --> 00:32:13,394 - Frisco bid in at 43 cents more a bushel than L.A. - Great. 394 00:32:13,487 --> 00:32:17,184 - Where's my car? - Isn't it beautiful? 395 00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:22,694 Lady, a couple of bolts, fresh paint, it'll be good as new. 396 00:32:22,778 --> 00:32:26,440 How do I get into these things? 397 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,400 Let's mount up! 398 00:32:33,944 --> 00:32:36,611 [Engine Starts] 399 00:32:36,694 --> 00:32:38,601 Here goes nothing. 400 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:53,266 - Do you think they'll get through? - Probably not. 401 00:32:53,359 --> 00:32:57,056 - Then Easterland will kill them. - And that probably won't happen either. 402 00:33:26,565 --> 00:33:29,314 Here they come. 403 00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:32,230 What"s that on the front of the truck? 404 00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:40,560 Milt, they're comin' south, and they mean business. 405 00:33:40,647 --> 00:33:42,803 You boys get down here and give us a hand. 406 00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:45,468 They're makin' their way south. Let's go. 407 00:34:02,021 --> 00:34:05,351 Okay, Face, I'm gonna thread this sucker... 408 00:34:05,437 --> 00:34:07,511 through the eye of the needle. 409 00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:25,968 Oh, no. 410 00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:29,177 They sure don't look like Indians to me, Face. I think we misjudged 'em. 411 00:34:44,392 --> 00:34:47,509 Come on! Get in the truck! Let's get after them! 412 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,424 Whitaker, they got through us. 413 00:35:26,514 --> 00:35:28,635 Go with the backup plan. 414 00:35:34,763 --> 00:35:37,963 - [Coughing] Murdock, can you see? - I can't even see your teeth! 415 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:50,761 Look out! 416 00:35:59,095 --> 00:36:01,464 Howdy, neighbour. How's everything? 417 00:36:01,553 --> 00:36:03,757 Get out! Now! 418 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,215 [Chuckles] Hi. 419 00:36:27,717 --> 00:36:31,793 I told you to get outta here. Maybe next time you'll listen. 420 00:36:31,884 --> 00:36:35,498 I doubt it. I'm stubborn. It's a serious character flaw. 421 00:36:37,508 --> 00:36:39,795 How about Billy? Don't forget my dog, Billy! 422 00:36:39,883 --> 00:36:43,793 Yes. At least let him take his pet dog. I mean, fair is fair. 423 00:36:43,883 --> 00:36:46,880 Thanks, Colonel. Hey, Billy! Here! 424 00:36:46,966 --> 00:36:51,255 You think that"s funny? We"ll see how hard you laugh when we burn your crop. 425 00:36:51,341 --> 00:36:54,291 All right, boys. Open up the tail and torch that load. 426 00:36:54,382 --> 00:36:56,752 [Grunts] 427 00:37:03,381 --> 00:37:06,130 Like the man said, the watermelon market's real soft. 428 00:37:06,214 --> 00:37:09,627 All right, wise guys. Where's the rest of those watermelons? 429 00:37:09,714 --> 00:37:11,954 Beats the heck outta me. 430 00:37:12,047 --> 00:37:15,495 You know, I thought they were with Murdock's dog, Billy. 431 00:37:16,672 --> 00:37:19,290 They're headin' south. I pulled that roadblock. 432 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,584 They got about a 15-minute head start on us. 433 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:24,954 You take these guys over to my place and get the chopper. 434 00:37:25,046 --> 00:37:28,956 The rest of you guys, come with me. And call Bill Mather. Tell him to pick up his rig. 435 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:31,534 That truck's not gettin' through this valley. 436 00:37:39,837 --> 00:37:41,744 See ya, guys. 437 00:38:00,085 --> 00:38:01,910 [Horse Neighs] 438 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:25,407 Outta here. Move it. 439 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:38,573 Go tell Lenny to fire up the chopper. I'll be there in a minute. 440 00:38:38,665 --> 00:38:40,988 Don't even think it, mister. 441 00:38:41,082 --> 00:38:43,866 Just... takin' out a cigar. 442 00:38:43,957 --> 00:38:46,741 - No, you ain't. - [Face] Oh, no. 443 00:38:46,831 --> 00:38:51,951 Murdock, please... don't look at the horses. 444 00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:56,743 Horses. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no! [Whinnying] 445 00:38:56,831 --> 00:39:02,164 No! I used to have horses on my walls... 446 00:39:02,247 --> 00:39:07,911 horses in my bedspread, horses in my closets! 447 00:39:07,996 --> 00:39:10,781 Horses... Horses everywhere! 448 00:39:10,871 --> 00:39:14,319 [Neighs, Whinnies] 449 00:39:14,413 --> 00:39:18,737 - What are you, nuts? - Sure is. Certified by the state and everything. 450 00:39:18,829 --> 00:39:21,447 - Shut him up, man. - [Neighs] 451 00:39:21,537 --> 00:39:26,443 Whoa! Whoa, big fella. Whoa! Easy! Easy, big fella! 452 00:39:26,537 --> 00:39:30,577 Whoa! Whoa. Here. Here. Here. 453 00:39:30,661 --> 00:39:35,235 [Laughs] Easy. Easy, big fella. 454 00:39:35,328 --> 00:39:39,451 - [Neighing Continues] - Whoa! Whoa! Easy. 455 00:39:39,536 --> 00:39:42,699 Easy, big fella! Whoa! Whoa! 456 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,399 - [Horses Neighing] - Jake, get the extinguishers! 457 00:39:49,493 --> 00:39:51,816 Mark, get those horses outta there! 458 00:39:57,076 --> 00:40:00,074 Hey, fella! The whole barn went! Some sort of gas main! 459 00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:03,073 They got guys crawlin' around lookin' for their heads! Terrible! 460 00:40:03,159 --> 00:40:05,315 You better get down there! 461 00:40:14,908 --> 00:40:18,604 - You gotta be kiddin'! - We've gotta have some firepower. 462 00:40:31,157 --> 00:40:33,989 Get on the horn. Let Mr Easterland know. 463 00:40:43,989 --> 00:40:46,394 How do you think the others are doing? 464 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:52,437 Probably not too good. There was Easterland men back there. 465 00:40:52,530 --> 00:40:54,437 This whole plan sounded ridiculous from the start. 466 00:40:54,530 --> 00:40:56,437 I should've known it wouldn't work out right. 467 00:40:56,530 --> 00:41:00,061 Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work. 468 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:27,439 - They're alongside, B.A. - I know. 469 00:42:40,855 --> 00:42:43,425 Oh, boy! Is somebody in for a surprise! 470 00:43:05,936 --> 00:43:09,266 One of us has got to do it. 471 00:43:12,311 --> 00:43:14,266 Take her down, Murdock! 472 00:43:19,435 --> 00:43:21,674 This is Lady Crazy Pilot to Lady Crazy Bombardier. 473 00:43:21,768 --> 00:43:25,098 We're over the target, and I'm turnin' the craft over to you. Commence bomb run. 474 00:43:34,101 --> 00:43:39,255 Aw, Face! You lack experience. Watch. 475 00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:42,264 Let's get outta here. 476 00:43:53,099 --> 00:43:55,173 Nice drop, Kemosabe. 477 00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:58,347 He wanted watermelons. I just gave him a couple. 478 00:44:30,013 --> 00:44:32,466 What happened to my car, Hannibal? 479 00:44:32,554 --> 00:44:34,959 I told you. B.A. and Murdock are bringing it. 480 00:44:35,054 --> 00:44:37,922 We had to leave it at Easterland's. We took the chopper. 481 00:44:38,012 --> 00:44:40,133 There's something you're not telling me. 482 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:42,969 - Somehow you hurt my car. - Hurt your car? 483 00:44:43,053 --> 00:44:46,584 You're really hurting me by saying that, guys. You... 484 00:44:46,678 --> 00:44:49,213 You think I got a bad deal. 485 00:44:49,303 --> 00:44:51,340 I'm the one who got the bad deal! 486 00:44:51,428 --> 00:44:53,998 It's not that I don't appreciate what you done and all. 487 00:44:54,094 --> 00:44:56,878 If you hadn't driven our crop to market, we would've lost everything. 488 00:44:56,969 --> 00:45:00,666 But $33.60 a bushel is a lot less than we said at the Frisco market. 489 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,457 Well, maybe I'd have got that if you'd have taken better care of'em. 490 00:45:04,552 --> 00:45:07,087 I mean, who wants to eat watermelon that are too ripe? 491 00:45:07,177 --> 00:45:09,214 - Not me. I can tell you that. - Face. 492 00:45:09,301 --> 00:45:13,875 Uh, yeah, okay. Okay. I said we'd reduce our cut to 20%. 493 00:45:13,968 --> 00:45:17,084 That should make the difference. 494 00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:19,878 I was just trying to boost profits for everybody. 495 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,874 Hannibal, my car! 496 00:45:24,383 --> 00:45:27,251 I want my car! That's all I care about! 497 00:45:27,342 --> 00:45:29,297 - I want my car! - It's on its way. 498 00:45:29,383 --> 00:45:31,374 I feel like I'm waiting for a baby. 499 00:45:31,466 --> 00:45:34,037 Well, here comes the little darling now. 500 00:45:45,798 --> 00:45:48,962 With the excitement and the escape... 501 00:45:49,048 --> 00:45:51,122 I don't remember it looking like that. 502 00:45:53,465 --> 00:45:56,960 A couple of bolts and some new paint? 503 00:45:57,048 --> 00:45:59,085 Look, lady, I was with you, remember? 504 00:45:59,172 --> 00:46:02,787 You talked me into this, Face. 505 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:08,213 Whatever it takes to put my cute, little, new Le Car back into shape... 506 00:46:08,297 --> 00:46:10,370 is comin' outta your end. 507 00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:12,749 - Wait. My end? - Mm-hmm. 508 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:16,038 Oh, uh, my end's already down 10 percent. 509 00:46:16,129 --> 00:46:19,542 Don"t feel bad, Amy. Billy and I will chip in too. 510 00:46:19,629 --> 00:46:23,623 Won't you, boy? Good doggie! Good doggie!