1 00:00:01,054 --> 00:00:04,632 [Man] Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:04,719 --> 00:00:06,590 for a crime they didn"t commit. 3 00:00:06,677 --> 00:00:10,964 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 4 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:15,421 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 5 00:00:15,506 --> 00:00:19,119 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 6 00:00:19,213 --> 00:00:21,878 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 7 00:02:37,943 --> 00:02:40,222 - [Gasping] - [Man] Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 8 00:02:40,317 --> 00:02:42,141 That was about as scary as my Duncan Yo-Yo. 9 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:45,099 Now, please, what I need here is real fright. 10 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:47,428 Jeopardy! Go for it! Huh? 11 00:02:48,896 --> 00:02:53,184 [Lynch] Registering my name as a pseudonym of the Screen Actors Guild. What made you check into that? 12 00:02:53,269 --> 00:02:56,929 [Man] Well, Colonel Lynch, chasing Hannibal Smith as much as we have... 13 00:02:57,018 --> 00:02:58,924 I've come to appreciate his sense of humour. 14 00:02:59,017 --> 00:03:03,471 Sense of humour? You think that's funny then, uh, Hannibal Smith working under the name of "Lynch"? 15 00:03:03,557 --> 00:03:05,925 Well, I mean, considering the fact that we've looked everywhere for him... 16 00:03:06,014 --> 00:03:09,295 and all this time he's working in the open under your very name... 17 00:03:09,387 --> 00:03:13,000 Well, no, sir. I don't think that's funny. 18 00:03:15,010 --> 00:03:17,295 Excuse me, we're looking for an actor named Lynch. 19 00:03:17,384 --> 00:03:20,997 His real name is John Smith. He's using Lynch as an alias. 20 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,756 Lynch? You'd think he could do better than that. 21 00:03:23,839 --> 00:03:26,243 - Yes, but is he here? - Yeah, he's right over there. 22 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:29,618 I should've known it. We've got him! 23 00:03:29,712 --> 00:03:32,827 Great. Okay, good. Ho... What is going on here? 24 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,868 This is not the scene where the army is called in yet. 25 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:38,529 - That man is a criminal. l"ve been chasing him for 10 years... - Who, me? 26 00:03:38,624 --> 00:03:41,159 - l"ve got him and l"m putting him in jail. - Wait a minute. You're kidding? 27 00:03:41,248 --> 00:03:44,695 Now? Do you realize the monster is going to be under the garbage ready to attack? 28 00:03:44,788 --> 00:03:47,619 This is the most important scene in the picture. Wa-Wait. Please. Look. 29 00:03:47,704 --> 00:03:51,530 Come on. It took you 10 years to find this guy. Can't you let me get this one last shot? 30 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:54,615 - [Lynch And Aide] No. - There he is. 31 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:57,697 - If it isn't my old namesake. - Hey, what's going on here? 32 00:03:57,782 --> 00:04:01,028 End of the line, Smith. First, I wanted to be sure I had you, : then we"re going to get Peck. 33 00:04:01,114 --> 00:04:04,443 - My boys are just waiting for a chance to drop in on Baracus. - You got the wrong guy. 34 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,519 - What do you think of that? - Who's Baracus? 35 00:04:06,612 --> 00:04:10,900 I thought you guys wanted Lynch. That's him on the motorcycle. 36 00:04:12,693 --> 00:04:15,227 [Engine Revving] 37 00:04:24,021 --> 00:04:26,887 [Sirens Wailing] 38 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:42,757 [Lynch] He"s headed toward Whitsett. Smith"s going to warn Templeton Peck. 39 00:04:42,846 --> 00:04:47,300 Yes, l"m very happy to see you, but I told you I don"t want to get into anything over lunch. 40 00:04:47,386 --> 00:04:51,378 We're not at lunch. We're walking to get lunch, so we can clear this up on the way. 41 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:54,582 Oh, we're going to work out our entire relationship on a short walk to the corner? 42 00:04:54,674 --> 00:04:58,831 Rhonda, I-I know this has been real tough on both of us... especially you. 43 00:04:58,922 --> 00:05:03,909 But, uh, well, I sort of thought things were working out real good for us. 44 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:07,616 They have been... when you've been around. 45 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:11,370 Oh, business takes me away a lot. I explained all that. 46 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:15,201 - Vaguely. - You know, talking about jobs is so boring. 47 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:18,240 Not when they take you away to Guatemala for two weeks... 48 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:21,990 and to the South of France for the weekend and Brazil for Christmas. 49 00:05:22,078 --> 00:05:25,075 I mean, is there something you're not telling me? 50 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,276 Another woman? 51 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:30,357 Another woman? 52 00:05:30,450 --> 00:05:32,570 Oh, Rhonda. 53 00:05:32,657 --> 00:05:35,819 Where would I possibly find a woman... 54 00:05:35,906 --> 00:05:39,601 who could drag me away from you? 55 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:45,229 Come on, Face. Lynch is right behind me. Let's go. 56 00:05:45,318 --> 00:05:49,808 - [Siren Wailing In Distance] - Temp! 57 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:53,761 - I'll call you. Bye! - [Siren, Louder] 58 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,723 Templeton! 59 00:06:00,145 --> 00:06:02,715 Go, go, go, go, go! 60 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,234 Hang on, kid. 61 00:07:23,441 --> 00:07:29,103 And they said I didn't have enough experience to be a stunt double. Ha-ha! 62 00:07:29,189 --> 00:07:32,185 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - Not on me. 63 00:07:32,271 --> 00:07:34,675 - I think they got away, sir. - [Lynch] You think? 64 00:07:34,770 --> 00:07:37,517 Get on the horn to Burrows and tell him to pick up Baracus right now! 65 00:07:37,602 --> 00:07:42,056 That's a 10-4. He's been holed up inside the garage ever since we followed him here this morning. 66 00:07:42,141 --> 00:07:44,889 He has no idea we're outside waiting. Should be no problem at all. 67 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:50,132 [Engine Idles, Revs] 68 00:07:54,844 --> 00:07:56,041 Go! 69 00:08:03,507 --> 00:08:05,792 We should be meeting B.A. any minute. 70 00:08:09,671 --> 00:08:11,376 Look out, Hannibal! 71 00:08:25,414 --> 00:08:29,323 - Hey, Grandma, are you okay? - [Tyres Squeal] 72 00:08:29,412 --> 00:08:32,160 You crazy man. What were you trying to do? 73 00:08:32,244 --> 00:08:35,525 I wanted to warn you. Lynch is coming. 74 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:41,983 - Thanks. - Good work, Burrows. You'll see a commendation for this. 75 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:44,229 Thank you, sir. Let"s go in the patrol car. 76 00:08:44,322 --> 00:08:46,146 [Moaning] 77 00:08:46,238 --> 00:08:51,900 Oh, I think I'm really gonna be sick! 78 00:08:51,986 --> 00:08:56,475 - [Gagging] - [Snickers] 79 00:09:11,643 --> 00:09:14,096 "Three former members of a Vietnam commando team... 80 00:09:14,184 --> 00:09:18,923 who've been fugitives for 10 years, have finally been captured, according to military sources." 81 00:09:19,015 --> 00:09:23,801 "Colonel John Smith, Lieutenant Templeton Peck and Sergeant Bosco Baracus... 82 00:09:23,888 --> 00:09:27,631 were apprehended after a long military police chase through," uh... 83 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,669 "downtown Los Angeles." 84 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,461 Isn't it amazing how fast good news travels? 85 00:09:33,550 --> 00:09:35,955 Colonel, I'm impressed you read the paper. 86 00:09:36,049 --> 00:09:38,963 I thought you stayed away from anything that didn't have pictures. 87 00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:43,087 Go on, Smith. Say anything you want. Insult me. Call me horrible names. 88 00:09:43,171 --> 00:09:46,950 It's okay. It's all over now. I won. 89 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,833 What kind of a rock did they find you under? 90 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:53,621 Not nearly as big as the one I'm going to use to crush you, Smith. 91 00:10:00,705 --> 00:10:02,860 Good morning, Colonel. 92 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:06,610 Why are you barging in here, Major? 93 00:10:06,702 --> 00:10:08,775 I'm Major Briggs. This is Mr Perry. 94 00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:11,699 - Mr Perry. - State Department. 95 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:18,612 These orders are ridiculous. I'm not turning these men over. 96 00:10:18,697 --> 00:10:21,101 It's out of your hands, Major. Your superiors know what this is all about. 97 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:23,683 No, I know what it's all about. 98 00:10:23,778 --> 00:10:28,599 I've busted my coconut for 10 years to locate and apprehend these people... 99 00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:32,685 and now someone wants to step in and get all the glory. 100 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:39,804 Apparently, you managed to do that quite well on your own. 101 00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:44,101 And if you think this is a simple matter of the upper brass... 102 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:49,599 trying to get credit for apprehending men wanted for some 10-year-old crime that nobody remembers anyway... 103 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,218 - [Exhales] - then you are more stupid than you appear. 104 00:10:53,515 --> 00:10:58,502 Don't think that I'm not going to pursue this right to the top. 105 00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:01,960 I am the top, Colonel... 106 00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:05,499 and if you don't want to spend the rest of your commission... 107 00:11:05,593 --> 00:11:08,127 in a concrete room in Utah... 108 00:11:08,217 --> 00:11:13,914 packing parachutes, then you will get in line here. 109 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,912 I like this man. 110 00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:23,412 [Lynch] We"ll see about that. 111 00:11:23,502 --> 00:11:26,249 I want a complete security shutdown on this base. 112 00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:29,579 Cut off the press. No phone calls in or out till I've had a chance to talk to these men. 113 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:33,610 - Sir. [Clears Throat] - Well, I said I liked the way you talked to the help, Mr Perry. 114 00:11:33,706 --> 00:11:37,070 - I didn't say I'd grant you an audience. - I don't see that you have any choice, Colonel. 115 00:11:37,162 --> 00:11:41,818 - Somehow I don't feel this fella has any better news for us than Lynch. - Hmm. 116 00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:46,199 I'm sorry, Miss Allen. I don't care who you are. That's the way it is. 117 00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:51,022 But, my press pass always gets me on, and the capture of the A-Team is already on the wire. 118 00:11:51,115 --> 00:11:53,400 If you would just call Colonel Lynch, he's expecting me. 119 00:11:53,488 --> 00:11:57,611 Miss Allen, Col. Lynch can't give you the necessary clearance. Apparently, this story is over. 120 00:11:57,695 --> 00:12:01,273 If you're looking for copy, go cover a fire. 121 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:05,601 ♪ We went to the animal fair The birds and the beasts were there ♪ 122 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:11,058 ♪ The funniest was the monk who sat on the elephant's trunk ♪ 123 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,551 Murdock? You wanna pay attention here? 124 00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:16,808 Attention, sir. I was just rapping with my cousin here. 125 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,885 [lmitating Chittering] 126 00:12:18,977 --> 00:12:23,597 Now, after we get the results on the series of approximations on the animal therapy programme... 127 00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:27,178 - we think it will prove that each wing is going to be able to get its own pet. - [Chittering] 128 00:12:27,265 --> 00:12:29,385 - [Phone Ringing] - Monkeys on the west wing... 129 00:12:29,473 --> 00:12:31,841 - raccoons on the east... - [Ringing Continues] 130 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:35,507 I'm sorry, but you've reached a disconnected number. Now, if you feel you've reached this recording... 131 00:12:35,595 --> 00:12:38,260 - in error, how do you think I feel? - Hey, Murdock, it's Amy. 132 00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:41,210 - Hey, chiquita, how's it shakin', baby? - Not so good. 133 00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:45,707 - The guys have just been caught by Lynch. - What? What happened? 134 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,464 I don't know. I can't get in to see 'em. 135 00:12:48,547 --> 00:12:51,544 There's a security blanket over the military installation where they're being held. 136 00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:55,704 Which is weird. I mean, I got the story over the wire, so the press were admitted at one point. 137 00:12:55,794 --> 00:12:57,914 Then all of a sudden, they're an A-10 security zone. 138 00:12:58,002 --> 00:13:00,323 Just sit tight, the King of Crazy's on his way. 139 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,746 If they move, stay on 'em. You drop a trail of bread crumbs and I'll find you. 140 00:13:03,832 --> 00:13:08,203 I'll make it easier for you. I'm just the south side of the military installation. Past the gate. 141 00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:10,160 - Got you. - How are you gonna get out? 142 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:13,824 Ohh, that'll be easy. 143 00:13:13,911 --> 00:13:17,192 As pet owners, we"re gonna have to learn how to take care of them. 144 00:13:17,285 --> 00:13:19,950 Feed them, train them, bathe them. 145 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,865 You know, Sarge, I had a cat once. 146 00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:26,893 But every time I tried to give him a bath, the fur stuck to my tongue. 147 00:13:26,989 --> 00:13:30,981 Okay, let's pick which one we want for the day as our little friend. 148 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:34,683 - Who's in favour of the raccoon? - Eenie-meenie-minie-mo, who wants to stay in my cage? 149 00:13:34,777 --> 00:13:36,897 Let Howling Mad Murdock know. 150 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,188 [Chickens Clucking] 151 00:13:47,605 --> 00:13:50,352 Murdock? Don"t panic. Don"t panic. 152 00:13:50,437 --> 00:13:53,966 All right, let"s get these animals back in their cages. George, after Murdock. 153 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:58,964 [Alarm Bell Ringing] 154 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,961 [Engine Starts] 155 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:22,630 Sergeant, if one of these men makes a move to get up from his chair, shoot him. 156 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,707 Gentlemen, at this point, each of you is facing a little over 30 years in federal prison. 157 00:14:28,795 --> 00:14:33,415 I am here to see that you have an opportunity to avoid serving that term. 158 00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:36,947 Gentlemen, I believe that you are familiar with the name General Ludlam? 159 00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:41,743 It is our information that he was your commanding officer during certain missions in Vietnam. 160 00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:45,490 That sucker sent me to the brig. Said I didn't salute him. 161 00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:48,244 Yeah. He sent him to jail for just punching him in the nose. 162 00:14:48,328 --> 00:14:52,023 He called me a liar. Nobody call B.A. Baracus a liar. 163 00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:57,271 At the moment, the general is languishing in a military compound in Borneo. 164 00:14:57,365 --> 00:15:00,031 That lunatic RaShaam and his civil war? 165 00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:03,111 Since when is the U.S. sticking its nose into Borneo? 166 00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:06,276 The U.S. is not involved. We can't be. 167 00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:09,358 - That's where we come in. - [Perry] Exactly. 168 00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:12,689 Since you"re already fugitives, you can operate without any connection to the government. 169 00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:16,684 When you were captured, our computer linked you with this mission as the perfect assault team. 170 00:15:16,773 --> 00:15:22,104 The general went in on his own to get his daughter out who had been taken prisoner by guerrilla forces. 171 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:26,393 - Why did RaShaam want his daughter? - He didn't. He wanted a bargaining chip. 172 00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:28,432 Lights, please. 173 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:34,297 Kathy Ludlam was working as a missionary along the Nibong River. 174 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:38,513 - When RaShaam extended his domain further north, she was taken prisoner. - Next. 175 00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:40,468 - [Projector Clicks] - Then RaShaam made us an offer. 176 00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:45,127 He said he" d send the girl back to us if we would send to him our Eastern European defence plan. 177 00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:48,666 - Why couldn't you just go in and grab her? - Due to political considerations... 178 00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:54,090 - the United States couldn't go into action. - Unfortunately, the general did not concur. 179 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:58,296 It is our information that RaShaam is headquartered in this military compound... 180 00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,169 twelve kilometres south of Sen Tou. 181 00:16:00,254 --> 00:16:03,286 General Ludlam and his daughter are more than likely to be found there. 182 00:16:03,378 --> 00:16:08,910 - More than likely? - We believe our intelligence is accurate, Lieutenant. Next. 183 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:13,206 - This is the sketch of the compound. - According to your so-called intelligence? 184 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:16,121 Exactly. As you can see, it's heavily fortified... 185 00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:18,989 with access only from thejungle and from the air. 186 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,862 Our very best information is that the general and his daughter... 187 00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:24,073 should be found in the building on the extreme right. 188 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,648 - Well, how do we know they're still alive? - We don't. 189 00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:28,946 - [Groans] - Lights, please. 190 00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:36,769 We do know that RaShaam desperately needs to solidify his place with the Soviet bloc. 191 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:42,098 Our concern is that he will force the information from General Ludlam and sell it to the Russians. 192 00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:45,309 We cannot let that happen. 193 00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:48,978 More specifically and to the point, you gentlemen cannot. 194 00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,186 What's in it for "we gentlemen"? 195 00:16:51,273 --> 00:16:55,596 A head start. When and if you return, I will see to it that you are cut loose. 196 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:59,301 I can"t make any guarantee about seeing the charges against you dropped... 197 00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:02,841 and you do understand this is not at all sanctioned by the Pentagon. 198 00:17:02,935 --> 00:17:07,092 Terrific offer. A head start. 199 00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:10,512 Uh, could we discuss this for a while... alone? 200 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:12,552 Corporal. 201 00:17:19,636 --> 00:17:22,917 [B.A.] I ain"t goin"nowhere to rescue no sucker who calls me a liar. 202 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,953 - Now, B. A... - Next time I see that sucker, I'm gonna do more than punch him. 203 00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:30,046 - I'm gonna break his neck. - And I'm not so sure I wanna risk my life... 204 00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:32,453 just to get a day's jump on the U.S. Army. 205 00:17:32,547 --> 00:17:37,001 - Especially not for no sucker who calls me a liar. - Could we talk this over for a second? 206 00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:40,746 - I ain't saving nobody that calls me a liar. - I think we got that real clear. 207 00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:44,613 - Face? - Well, l... I think we're putting a lot on the line, Hannibal... 208 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,947 just to get back to being what we already are. 209 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,369 - Fugitives. - You'd rather spend 30 years in prison. 210 00:17:50,455 --> 00:17:53,866 [Stammers] Not really. 211 00:17:53,954 --> 00:17:56,406 But, there"s always a chance we could get out on good behaviour. 212 00:17:56,494 --> 00:18:00,273 - Then at least we could start living normal lives. - That"s true. 213 00:18:00,368 --> 00:18:04,739 Thirty years from now, we could all be playing shuffleboard in the West Valley Retirement Home. 214 00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:08,270 Hannibal, RaShaam is a maniac. 215 00:18:08,364 --> 00:18:13,398 He's a butcher. Reports keep coming back about torture and firing squads. 216 00:18:13,487 --> 00:18:16,685 - Right. We're all agreed. - Right. - Right. 217 00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:19,181 We accept the assignment. 218 00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:23,517 It's better than being pulled into a Dumpster by a slime monster, which I should've been playing anyway. 219 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:27,386 Hannibal, you're crazy, just like Murdock. 220 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:33,841 ♪ Oh, five and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie ♪ 221 00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:37,596 ♪♪ [Humming] 222 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:41,131 - Hey, lady, want a lift? - Murdock, what are you doing with a bakery truck? 223 00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:45,761 Well, Faceman always told me the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 224 00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:48,844 And the easiest way to break security is through the kitchen. 225 00:18:48,929 --> 00:18:51,796 Hop in. I don't want the general's buns to get cold. 226 00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:07,669 - Hi, what can I do for you? - Uh, yeah, we got a shipment of desert pastries for the general. 227 00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:11,249 Supposed to get 'em to him about 2.00 for some brass reception or something. 228 00:19:11,336 --> 00:19:14,866 - I don't show any clearance here for your truck. - It ain't no skin off my back. 229 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,198 You know what I mean? Here, sign that. 230 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:21,449 You can tell the general how come he didn't get his éclairs and tea cakes. 231 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:26,527 - Éclairs and tea cakes? - Yeah, four dozen of the general's custard specials. 232 00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:30,234 Come on with the signature already. I gotta get "em back to the fridge if you don"t want"em. 233 00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:33,657 - Okay, okay. Go on in. I'll call the mess. - Gee, thanks. 234 00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:43,479 Colonel Smith, I'm happy to see that you think this is a good deal. 235 00:19:43,572 --> 00:19:45,894 Uh, we're gonna need some things. 236 00:19:45,988 --> 00:19:50,607 First of all, a complete and accurate map layout of the area we're going into. 237 00:19:50,694 --> 00:19:52,351 - Weapons. - And a boat. 238 00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:54,728 - I beg your pardon? - AR-15s. 239 00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:57,482 - Gonna need a boat to get to Borneo. - You wanna go on a boat? 240 00:19:57,566 --> 00:20:00,562 - B.A. doesn't fly. - I die before I fly. 241 00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,519 That's out of the question. We don't have that kind of time. 242 00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:05,720 Hey, man. If you want me to go, then that's how I'll go. 243 00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:09,258 But I ain't gonna fly to rescue somebody I don't wanna rescue anyway. 244 00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:12,467 - And, uh, some walkie-talkies. - Walkie-talkies. 245 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:17,842 - Hey, man, you heard what I said. No planes. - And some milk. 246 00:20:20,347 --> 00:20:24,043 - I've been thinking about something. - Drink your milk. 247 00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:26,293 - I don't wanna drink my milk. - But you love milk. 248 00:20:26,386 --> 00:20:30,876 - I don't want it now. - Mmm-mm. 249 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:34,746 Boy, there's nothing like a glass of ice-cold milk to give the body all the necessary nutrition. 250 00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:38,418 Yeah, Rhonda sure knew how to keep the old body in shape. 251 00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:43,493 My body's fine. And if we ain't going by boat, then I don't wanna go. 252 00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:46,418 Which means we'll wind up back in the federal slammer. 253 00:20:46,502 --> 00:20:49,665 And if that happens, you"re looking at the last... 254 00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:54,951 nonpowdered, nonfrozen nutritious thing you'll put in your mouth for 30 years. 255 00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:02,776 - Ahh. - Ahh. 256 00:21:04,453 --> 00:21:06,656 Uh, B.A., you got a little milk mustache there... 257 00:21:12,824 --> 00:21:16,686 [B.A.] How are we gonna get to Borneo? 258 00:21:16,781 --> 00:21:18,735 By plane. 259 00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:27,479 Look, there they are. 260 00:21:28,775 --> 00:21:33,312 And they"re carrying B.A., which means wherever they"re going they"re going by air. 261 00:21:37,521 --> 00:21:39,428 [Perry] lt"s all arranged. 262 00:21:39,521 --> 00:21:42,517 It"ll appear the three of you have escaped from the military prison. 263 00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:44,509 The two M.P. s will be found bound and gagged... 264 00:21:44,602 --> 00:21:47,219 and the driver of the limousine will be found in the trunk. 265 00:21:47,309 --> 00:21:50,638 [Allen] I don"t understand why Lynch wasn"t with them when they got in that limo. 266 00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:54,965 [Murdock] I don"t understand either. Something"s goin"on here. 267 00:21:55,055 --> 00:21:57,507 [Hannibal] How are we getting to Borneo? 268 00:21:57,596 --> 00:22:00,261 [Perry] We"ve got a DC-3 waiting at a private airstrip. 269 00:22:00,345 --> 00:22:04,384 [Hannibal] A DC-3? Are you kidding? Those planes have been out of service for years. 270 00:22:04,468 --> 00:22:08,128 [Perry] Well, Borneo isn"t exactly the most modern country. 271 00:22:08,216 --> 00:22:11,711 A DC-3 won"t look suspicious flying in their airspace. 272 00:22:15,796 --> 00:22:17,703 [Murdock] There"s something goin"on. 273 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:22,783 The military has plenty of official airfields. There must be a reason why they"re using this strip. 274 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:35,612 - What is going on? - I don't know. 275 00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:42,317 But, if I don't stay on their tail, I'm never gonna find out. 276 00:22:42,409 --> 00:22:45,406 Stay on their tail? How are you gonna do that? They're getting on a plane. 277 00:22:45,491 --> 00:22:48,239 - So am I. - What are you gonna do? 278 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:53,152 Stash the truck and then meet me by that plane over there. 279 00:22:57,653 --> 00:23:00,318 Excuse me. Excuse me. 280 00:23:00,401 --> 00:23:05,021 Those were your orders permitting you to take off I just saw you signing, weren't they? 281 00:23:05,108 --> 00:23:10,261 I thought so. I wonder... I wonder if I could interest you in some of my new, high-protein doughnuts. 282 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:12,890 I got 'em over here in my bakery truck, and they are perfect. 283 00:23:28,389 --> 00:23:31,718 Murdock. Murdock? 284 00:23:31,804 --> 00:23:34,717 - Yeah? - Where's the pilot? 285 00:23:34,803 --> 00:23:37,965 It was strange. I was standing there talkin' to him and all of sudden he fell in my arms. 286 00:23:38,051 --> 00:23:41,380 - You knocked him out. - Let's not get technical. 287 00:23:46,506 --> 00:23:50,119 We gotta stay on those guys. No, wait a minute. You can't come. 288 00:23:50,213 --> 00:23:52,878 - Get in the plane. We'll talk about what I can't do later. - But, you can't... 289 00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:55,200 - I said get in the plane. - I love it when you're angry. 290 00:24:30,695 --> 00:24:33,857 - [Lynch] What do you mean they"re gone? - Look for yourself, sir. 291 00:24:33,943 --> 00:24:36,431 They can't be just gone. 292 00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:41,270 - [Exhales] Find Briggs and Perry. - Yes, sir. 293 00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:44,721 - Search the base. They gotta be around here somewhere. - Yes, sir. 294 00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:48,845 - [Alarm Blaring] - [Man On P.A.] Security. Red alert! 295 00:24:48,937 --> 00:24:52,431 Code 1. Red alert. 296 00:24:52,518 --> 00:24:56,676 Security, this is a red alert. Code 1. Red alert. 297 00:24:56,767 --> 00:25:00,593 Security, this is a red alert. Code 1. Red alert. 298 00:25:00,682 --> 00:25:03,631 [Alarm Continues] 299 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,873 [Murdock] This is Kilo Charlie to Oscar Merlin One. 300 00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:17,083 - Murdock, can"t you just call me Amy? - No, it's not as much fun. 301 00:25:17,174 --> 00:25:19,329 Besides, all these fighter guys got crazy names. 302 00:25:19,423 --> 00:25:23,001 Uh, now, come on now. How about, uh, Penny? 303 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:26,618 [Low-pitched Voice] And I can be Sky King. 304 00:25:26,712 --> 00:25:29,827 [Amy] Aren"t you getting a little close, Murdock? 305 00:25:31,251 --> 00:25:35,492 [Murdock] Songbird banking low and out of sight. 306 00:25:41,497 --> 00:25:44,245 [Hannibal] There doesn"t seem to be a place where a plane can land. 307 00:25:44,329 --> 00:25:48,273 Two miles north of the drop zone is a dirt strip. 308 00:25:48,369 --> 00:25:51,116 If you're not there in four hours, we're gonna have to leave you. 309 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:55,442 - And General Ludlam and his daughter, right? - I'm sorry. That's the way it has to be. 310 00:25:56,948 --> 00:25:59,649 - [Hannibal] Let's go! - Good luck. 311 00:26:13,233 --> 00:26:15,850 - Murdock, look! - That must be our guys. 312 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:51,755 - What in the world is going on? - Well, if I knew that, I could run for office. 313 00:26:51,841 --> 00:26:54,410 We're gonna have to ditch this plane and go in after 'em. 314 00:26:57,047 --> 00:27:00,706 Sky King to Penny, Mayday, Mayday. We're going in. 315 00:27:02,211 --> 00:27:04,117 Murdock, going in what? 316 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:07,123 The plane is going in the ocean, and we are going in thejungle. 317 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,205 Dive! Dive! Aoogah! Aoogah! 318 00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:12,364 [Amy] Wait a minute, Murdock! I don"t have any idea... 319 00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:15,619 - I don"t have a parachute... - Me Tarzan, you Jane. Dive! Dive! 320 00:27:15,705 --> 00:27:17,778 [Amy] Don't push! 321 00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:29,612 [Murdock Yodelling] 322 00:28:06,224 --> 00:28:09,470 - How's he doing? - He's coming to. We better get this chute off him. 323 00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:12,837 - [Moaning] - Oh, it's too late. 324 00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:16,673 - What's going on, man? - Shh! Could be guerillas anywhere around here. 325 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,716 - Where are we? - Borneo. 326 00:28:18,802 --> 00:28:20,792 - Where? - Shh! - Borneo. 327 00:28:20,885 --> 00:28:23,040 You know, small island in the western Pacific Ocean... 328 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:25,621 divided between Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei. 329 00:28:25,716 --> 00:28:30,003 - Are you sure? - Yeah, positive. I used to date a geography major. 330 00:28:30,089 --> 00:28:32,043 How did we get here, man? 331 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,576 - The truth? - Yeah. 332 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:41,285 - I think he wants the truth. - The U.S. military pushed you out of an aeroplane. 333 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:44,325 That's right. Pushed all of us. 334 00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:47,910 Hey, man. The last thing I remember, we was being detained by the M.P.s. 335 00:28:47,997 --> 00:28:52,569 We all were. And they don't push you outta no aeroplane for robbing no Bank of Hanoi. 336 00:28:52,662 --> 00:28:56,441 I'm afraid they did. We told them we wouldn't take the mission if you didn't come along. 337 00:28:56,535 --> 00:29:01,025 - I think they spiked our milk. - That's a terrible thing to do to something that babies drink. 338 00:29:01,117 --> 00:29:05,440 Come on. Let's get this equipment out. RaShaam's men patrol this whole area. And keep it down. 339 00:29:07,239 --> 00:29:11,397 - Okay. Go. - Help! Help! 340 00:29:11,487 --> 00:29:15,100 Murdock! Murdock! 341 00:29:15,194 --> 00:29:18,309 Murdock! Murdock! 342 00:29:18,401 --> 00:29:24,063 - Get me down from here. - At Disneyland, people pay money for rides like that. 343 00:29:24,148 --> 00:29:27,678 Do you think you could please figure out how to get me out of this thing? 344 00:29:27,772 --> 00:29:29,678 Hold on to the straps there. 345 00:29:33,019 --> 00:29:35,802 - Thanks. - We gotta tag up with Hannibal, B.A. and Face. 346 00:29:35,893 --> 00:29:38,215 You know, I don"t understand any of this. 347 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:42,301 I mean, first they're captured, then they fly halfway around the world, and then they bail out over Borneo. 348 00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:45,091 "Bailout Over Borneo." It's Tracy and Hepburn, right? 349 00:29:45,181 --> 00:29:48,876 1942. R.E.O. Studios. Nominated for best musical in the jungle. 350 00:29:48,970 --> 00:29:52,666 - What do you got? - I got a flare gun and I got some smoke, so we can signal Hannibal. 351 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,248 - Great. Let's go find the guys. - Okay. 352 00:30:13,668 --> 00:30:15,409 [Hannibal] Do you see anything? 353 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,620 Yeah, there's a large clearing about a quarter of a mile ahead. 354 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:21,202 All I could see are the tops of buildings and the rotor of a chopper. 355 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:24,203 You know, we've only got two hours until sundown. 356 00:30:24,288 --> 00:30:29,239 No wonder those guys are in the State Department. They don"t know squat about timing on a rescue operation. 357 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:33,366 We gotta hit that compound in daylight, or we miss the ride outta here. 358 00:30:33,451 --> 00:30:36,199 - How are we gonna do this, Hannibal? - Look... 359 00:30:36,283 --> 00:30:38,652 Briggs says this is the hut where they're holding General Ludlam. 360 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:42,519 This is RaShaam's headquarters. That's our target. 361 00:30:42,613 --> 00:30:45,894 We get hold of him, we control the game. 362 00:30:45,987 --> 00:30:50,974 Now, the plan is your basic straight-on, surprise hit-and-run attack. 363 00:30:51,068 --> 00:30:55,356 If anything goes sour, we split up and rendezvous at the drop zone. 364 00:30:55,441 --> 00:30:57,561 - Got it? - Wait. 365 00:30:57,648 --> 00:31:01,640 - This ain't much of a plan, Hannibal. - Are you kidding? It's a classic. 366 00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:07,061 It's your half-pincer movement inside a guarded perimeter. Tried and true, B.A. 367 00:31:07,144 --> 00:31:11,302 - Yeah, and he's on the jazz. - Then we're in trouble. 368 00:32:47,641 --> 00:32:50,804 Hannibal, this don't look like RaShaam's headquarters. 369 00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:53,093 [Clears Throat] 370 00:32:55,638 --> 00:32:58,421 [Clears Throat] Hannibal, this might be a good time to call King's "X". 371 00:33:00,386 --> 00:33:03,252 - Drop your guns. - [Guns Clatter On Ground] 372 00:33:04,925 --> 00:33:06,832 Arrest them. 373 00:33:08,424 --> 00:33:11,255 Some classic, half-pincer movement. 374 00:33:13,588 --> 00:33:15,495 It needs salt. 375 00:33:38,244 --> 00:33:41,738 Looks like the A-Team's a few points behind at halftime here. 376 00:33:41,826 --> 00:33:44,573 Hannibal probably tried getting in by hitting 'em with what he'd call... 377 00:33:44,658 --> 00:33:48,436 "a classic frontal assault with a half-pincer movement." 378 00:33:48,531 --> 00:33:51,019 - Is that what it was? - Nah, it's just reckless. 379 00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:54,394 But with Hannibal, reckless is sometimes the best thing. 380 00:33:54,487 --> 00:33:56,809 Course every once in a while, it just doesn't work. 381 00:34:12,604 --> 00:34:15,600 - General Ludlam? - Right. My daughter, Kathy. 382 00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:18,884 - How do you do, ma'am. - Did the government send you here hoping to help us? 383 00:34:18,976 --> 00:34:22,305 That's right, ma'am. We got some real bad intelligence... 384 00:34:22,391 --> 00:34:24,760 and, uh, we wound up assaulting the kitchen. 385 00:34:24,848 --> 00:34:27,845 - It was a heck of a battle. - Doesn't look like it's been too much fun. 386 00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:32,337 - I remember you. You were one of my colonels. - That's right, sir. 387 00:34:32,428 --> 00:34:35,460 - I remember you too. - Yeah, I busted your nose in 'Nam. 388 00:34:35,552 --> 00:34:40,539 - March 15, 1971. - His attitude hasn't improved much. 389 00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:46,248 They wanna kill Dad. RaShaam is power hungry and crazy. 390 00:34:46,339 --> 00:34:48,661 He wants the plans to the NATO missile sites. 391 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:51,917 They're gonna have to kill me, because I'm not talking. 392 00:34:52,003 --> 00:34:56,208 Now, General, we're gonna need your cooperation when I come up with a plan to blow outta here. 393 00:34:56,293 --> 00:35:00,415 It may not be too orthodox, but l"m not gonna let this RaShaam off without sticking it in his ear. 394 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,821 This place is too well-fortified. 395 00:35:02,915 --> 00:35:06,279 We don't have any weapons. Just wasting your time. 396 00:35:09,953 --> 00:35:13,897 American commandos illegally in my country without papers? 397 00:35:13,993 --> 00:35:18,151 [Chuckles] This will be an international incident. 398 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,361 What do you mean, "international incident"? 399 00:35:20,449 --> 00:35:24,227 We heard that you had great potato soup, and we wanted to get some before it was all gone. 400 00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:26,276 You're making very funny jokes. 401 00:35:27,446 --> 00:35:31,307 - Now, let me tell you your options. - Please. 402 00:35:31,402 --> 00:35:35,974 You will sign confessions stating that you're a guerrilla force illegally airlifted into my country. 403 00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:38,898 You will admit to crimes against my government... 404 00:35:38,982 --> 00:35:42,144 and you will appear before the national press... 405 00:35:42,231 --> 00:35:44,800 substantiating these charges. 406 00:35:44,896 --> 00:35:47,514 If you refuse to do so, you will be shot immediately. 407 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:50,600 Well, we get a trial, don't we? 408 00:35:50,685 --> 00:35:54,926 Let me lay it out for you, fella. We're not signing any confessions. 409 00:35:55,017 --> 00:35:57,682 We're not representatives of the U.S. government. 410 00:35:57,765 --> 00:36:00,170 As a matter of fact, we're fugitives in the United States... 411 00:36:00,264 --> 00:36:02,503 so you're gonna have a little trouble making your fantasy stick. 412 00:36:02,597 --> 00:36:05,629 - Then you choose to die. - [Stammering] What about that trial? 413 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,634 I find you guilty. You will be shot within an hour. 414 00:36:12,925 --> 00:36:15,756 Justice is a little swift around here, isn't it? 415 00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:20,956 Martin, prepare a firing squad. 416 00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:27,117 - What are we gonna do? - We're gonna have to freelance some kind of plan. 417 00:36:27,211 --> 00:36:32,364 - What? - That's usually Hannibal's end of the stick, but... 418 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:35,704 That chopper has gotta be the only way outta here. 419 00:36:35,790 --> 00:36:38,704 Forget about the chopper. We haven"t got a pilot. 420 00:36:38,789 --> 00:36:42,615 Don't matter, I'll walk before I'll fly. 421 00:36:42,704 --> 00:36:44,741 Hannibal, look. 422 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:47,659 It"s a bunch of gasoline drums next to an ammo dump. 423 00:36:47,743 --> 00:36:50,859 That's what it is. 424 00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:54,445 Now, that wasn't very bright, was it? 425 00:36:54,532 --> 00:36:57,943 You think we could puncture a hole in one of them and leak a little? 426 00:36:58,030 --> 00:37:00,352 - Maybe. - Come on. 427 00:37:01,862 --> 00:37:07,311 Uh, now, we've only got an hour because RaShaam's putting us in front of a firing squad. 428 00:37:07,401 --> 00:37:11,891 But, l"ve got a plan. Now, if it"s gonna work, I have to get shot first. 429 00:37:11,983 --> 00:37:14,305 - Get up. - What are you gonna do? 430 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,146 What the Pentagon's paying us for, be creative. 431 00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:21,767 I said, "Get up." lt'll do. 432 00:38:54,104 --> 00:38:55,762 Here he comes. 433 00:39:03,766 --> 00:39:09,215 - You ready to confess? - I already gave you my answer. 434 00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:12,053 We"re Americans. We"ve got nothing to confess. 435 00:39:12,138 --> 00:39:14,803 Then you're ready to die. 436 00:39:14,887 --> 00:39:20,632 Well, nobody's ever really ready, but, it kind of comes with the territory. 437 00:39:20,717 --> 00:39:23,121 - Let's go. - You. 438 00:39:23,216 --> 00:39:25,455 [Nervous Chuckle] Me? 439 00:39:25,548 --> 00:39:29,836 Hey, listen, dirtball. I'm in command here. 440 00:39:29,922 --> 00:39:33,001 And in keeping with military tradition, I get to go first. 441 00:39:33,087 --> 00:39:35,539 Take him away. Your turn will come later. 442 00:39:35,627 --> 00:39:39,454 Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait, guys. Let's talk about this. I'm not really with these guys. 443 00:39:44,124 --> 00:39:47,037 Get going, B.A. 444 00:39:52,453 --> 00:39:55,615 Here. You take this. When I throw one of these smoke flares... 445 00:39:55,702 --> 00:39:57,692 you run like a rabbit and don't look back... 446 00:40:01,074 --> 00:40:03,905 - All ready, sir. - Look, I tell you, you got the wrong guy. 447 00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:07,768 - Place him on his mark. - You know, that other fella, he loves that kind of thing. 448 00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:10,895 You're gonna hear from my senator about this. 449 00:40:10,987 --> 00:40:12,858 Okay. 450 00:40:16,068 --> 00:40:18,437 W-Wait a minute, you g... 451 00:40:18,525 --> 00:40:22,138 No-No last cigarette? Huh? 452 00:40:22,232 --> 00:40:25,643 Aw, come on. Just a cigarette? 453 00:40:25,730 --> 00:40:28,680 - Give 'im a cigarette. - [Relieved Sigh] Thanks. 454 00:40:35,684 --> 00:40:37,638 Ah, my brand. 455 00:40:42,015 --> 00:40:44,798 [Exhales] It's good. You know, you check the Geneva convention... 456 00:40:44,888 --> 00:40:47,719 and I'll bet there's all kinds of stuff we're missing here, you know? 457 00:40:47,804 --> 00:40:50,635 I mean, uh, what about a special meal for the condemned man? 458 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:55,339 I didn't get that. You know? I mean, no last requests. Not a one. 459 00:40:55,425 --> 00:40:57,913 Pull the sling. 460 00:40:58,008 --> 00:40:59,748 Okay, B.A. Get their attention. 461 00:41:02,839 --> 00:41:04,994 Hey, man! Hey, you! Can't do this. 462 00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:09,908 l"m gonna make you pay! You can"t get away with this here. 463 00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:17,826 - Proceed. - Prepare to fire. 464 00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:21,664 Take aim! 465 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,571 Fire! 466 00:41:36,366 --> 00:41:38,569 Stop the prisoner! 467 00:41:44,987 --> 00:41:47,107 Now, don't get too close. 468 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,967 [Hannibal] Get her in the chopper, General. 469 00:42:09,059 --> 00:42:10,848 Face! 470 00:42:41,462 --> 00:42:44,245 - [Explosion] - Get in! 471 00:42:44,335 --> 00:42:46,704 Face! 472 00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:51,283 - Face! - B.A., will you get in? 473 00:42:51,374 --> 00:42:53,245 - No, I ain't gonna fly. - Is he kidding? 474 00:42:53,331 --> 00:42:55,901 - He's afraid to fly. - [Grunts] 475 00:42:55,997 --> 00:43:00,119 - Didn't know you had it in you, General. - I've been waiting a long time for that. 476 00:43:03,743 --> 00:43:05,615 Get this bird up, Murdock! 477 00:43:20,278 --> 00:43:22,943 Here you go, Colonel. 478 00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:38,012 - Over here! - He's over there. 479 00:44:11,588 --> 00:44:15,083 "A-Team escapes again." Not a bad headline, huh? 480 00:44:15,170 --> 00:44:17,409 - Thanks, Amy. - Hey, man... 481 00:44:17,502 --> 00:44:19,990 I don't know why everybody gettin' a big thrill about reading your name in the paper. 482 00:44:20,085 --> 00:44:22,537 I thought we were supposed to be a low-profile outfit. 483 00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:26,747 B.A., if everyone thinks we're still in prison, no one's gonna try to hire us. 484 00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:29,319 A little advertising just to let people know we're still out there. 485 00:44:29,414 --> 00:44:32,162 If people know we on the street, Colonel Lynch know we on the street. 486 00:44:32,246 --> 00:44:35,740 He already caught us once. We gettin"pretty sloppy around here. 487 00:44:35,828 --> 00:44:39,441 Come on, B.A. Just take a minute and try and relax and enjoy. 488 00:44:39,534 --> 00:44:42,566 - We got out of Borneo alive. - Yeah, we did, didn't we? 489 00:44:42,658 --> 00:44:45,062 - Barely. - You guys can relax later. 490 00:44:45,157 --> 00:44:49,101 I gotta get back to bozo barracks for my self-realization class. 491 00:44:49,197 --> 00:44:54,563 I've been practising my psychic image, my self-esteem and a little bit of that "I'm okay, you're okay" stuff. 492 00:44:54,653 --> 00:44:58,431 - You ain't even close to being okay. - [British Accent] Oh, thanks, B.A. 493 00:44:58,526 --> 00:45:01,558 An honest friend is indeed a friend to the end. 494 00:45:01,650 --> 00:45:03,604 Okay, let's get Murdock home. 495 00:45:03,690 --> 00:45:08,180 It's okay, B.A. It'll take Lynch at least a couple of weeks to get on our trail again. 496 00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:12,477 I don"t get this at all. It takes me 10 years to capture the A-Team. 497 00:45:12,561 --> 00:45:15,890 It gets kicked upstairs by a couple of guys I don't even know. 498 00:45:15,977 --> 00:45:21,473 And not only that, the Pentagon disavows any knowledge of Mr Perry and Major Briggs. 499 00:45:22,682 --> 00:45:26,046 And I have to read it in the paper that the A-Team is back on the streets. 500 00:45:26,139 --> 00:45:28,294 It'll take me months to pick up on... 501 00:45:29,471 --> 00:45:33,214 Hey. Go. Go! 502 00:45:33,302 --> 00:45:38,669 - Go, go, go! - [Siren Wailing] 503 00:45:42,923 --> 00:45:44,829 [B.A.] Weeks, huh?