1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,665 [Man] Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:05,703 for a crime they didn"t commit. 3 00:00:05,789 --> 00:00:10,321 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 4 00:00:10,407 --> 00:00:14,525 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 5 00:00:14,609 --> 00:00:18,348 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 6 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:20,589 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 7 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:50,828 [Woman On Radio] Democratic leaders at the L.B.J. Ranch... 8 00:01:50,961 --> 00:01:53,741 the legislature votes on a new highway bill... 9 00:01:53,832 --> 00:01:56,068 and millionaire entrepreneur Calvin Cutter... 10 00:01:56,162 --> 00:01:59,735 ties the knot this week with Jaclyn Taylor, daughter of... 11 00:01:59,823 --> 00:02:01,810 [Clicks Off] 12 00:02:19,293 --> 00:02:21,281 [Phone Ringing] 13 00:02:24,452 --> 00:02:27,694 [Woman On Answering Machine] Hi, this is Tracy. l"m not able to come to the phone right now... 14 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:31,898 but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 15 00:02:31,982 --> 00:02:36,431 - Remember to wait for the beep before you start talking. - Come on! Beep already! 16 00:02:36,517 --> 00:02:40,007 - [Beeps] - Tracy, it's Jackie. You've gotta help me. 17 00:02:40,095 --> 00:02:45,620 I gotta get outta Texas. Cal's holding me prisoner at the ranch, but I finally managed to sneak out. 18 00:02:45,711 --> 00:02:48,278 I'm on my way to Dallas. I'll call you. 19 00:02:48,374 --> 00:02:50,740 [Screaming] No! No! 20 00:03:02,643 --> 00:03:04,631 [Horn Honks] 21 00:03:15,873 --> 00:03:18,109 - L.A. Airport? - Yeah. 22 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:38,788 Excuse me. How are you going to the airport? You're supposed to take a right back there. 23 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:44,027 - I-I said, you're going the wrong way. - Don't worry, lady. I know a short cut. 24 00:03:44,122 --> 00:03:47,944 Hey, w-what're you doing? Where're we going? 25 00:03:48,032 --> 00:03:50,233 Wha... What are you doing? 26 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,308 Wh-Where're we... 27 00:03:57,643 --> 00:04:00,801 Look, what do you want? I don't have any money. 28 00:04:00,888 --> 00:04:05,289 You better have somethin' if you wanna hire the A-Team. Roll up your window. 29 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:11,454 [On Tape Recorder] Tracy, it"s Jackie. You"ve gotta help me. 30 00:04:11,538 --> 00:04:17,147 I gotta get outta Texas. Cal"s holding me prisoner at the ranch, but I finally managed to sneak out. 31 00:04:17,238 --> 00:04:19,308 l"m on my way to Dallas. l"ll call you. 32 00:04:19,401 --> 00:04:22,146 - [Screaming] No! No! - [Clicks Off] 33 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:26,383 Mr Lee told us your story and played the tape for us. 34 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:29,999 You want us to rescue your friend from a man named Calvin Cutter? 35 00:04:30,093 --> 00:04:32,791 - He's Jackie's fiancé. - [Face] Isn"t he the guy who owns, like... 36 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,489 - three-fourths of Wilson County, Texas? - Yes. 37 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:40,523 Jackie's father was his partner until he was killed during a burglary at his office. 38 00:04:40,618 --> 00:04:43,020 Jackie and Cal are supposed to be getting married Saturday... 39 00:04:43,115 --> 00:04:47,599 but obviously against Jackie's wishes. 40 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,637 - Have you told the Dallas police about this? - Well, that"s the problem. 41 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:57,466 I reported it, and they called out there and supposedly talked to Jackie, who said everything was fine. 42 00:04:57,551 --> 00:05:00,958 Told them she was just pulling a prank on an old sorority sister. 43 00:05:01,046 --> 00:05:03,365 She does have a rep for being a bit of a banana. 44 00:05:03,459 --> 00:05:08,440 Jaclyn Taylor. Isn't that the girl that did the nude bathing bit in the fountain in Rome? 45 00:05:08,534 --> 00:05:11,397 - Yeah. - [Tracy] I know she"s in a lot of trouble. 46 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:15,689 Look, I wouldn't have gone through all this to find you guys if I didn't really believe this. 47 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:20,423 Well, we'd like to help you, Tracy, but if you're gonna hire us, we're very expensive. 48 00:05:20,516 --> 00:05:23,047 Once you rescue Jackie, money won't be an issue. 49 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:25,704 But for starters, I can get you free passes through the airlines. 50 00:05:25,799 --> 00:05:28,462 - That"ll save you airfare to Dallas. - No. 51 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:34,441 Um, thanks anyway. Try not to worry. We'll try and help your friend. 52 00:05:35,659 --> 00:05:41,564 Well, guys, looks like we're going to a wedding. Here. Give this to Amy. 53 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:44,217 Now, you needed a cab to go to the airport. 54 00:05:44,313 --> 00:05:46,430 - [Keys Clink] - Here's a cab. 55 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:48,671 Well, wait a minute. Where are you going? 56 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:52,041 Wait! Wait a minute. W-Wait. 57 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:54,417 Wait. You guys can't leave me here. 58 00:05:54,505 --> 00:05:56,493 Wait a minute. 59 00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:13,174 - Yeah? - We're here to deliver the weddin' cake. 60 00:06:13,268 --> 00:06:16,924 Well, I already let a truck through here with a cake. How many they havin'? 61 00:06:17,013 --> 00:06:19,000 [Speaking Mock French] 62 00:06:19,093 --> 00:06:24,322 [French Accent] You say you let another truck pass? That was the wrong cake. That was the pineapple. 63 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:29,612 - We are to be serving the lemon filling. - Well, nobody said nothin' about it bein' the wrong cake. 64 00:06:29,702 --> 00:06:34,849 Would you admit pineapple when you should be having lemon? 65 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:41,091 Mmm! A masterpiece. 66 00:06:41,184 --> 00:06:43,716 Okay, okay. Go on through. 67 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:52,281 - Murdock, what are you doing? That's shaving cream. - So what? It's just a little soap. 68 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:54,860 Murdock, you're always eating such weird stuff. 69 00:06:54,955 --> 00:06:57,356 He's a weird dude. 70 00:06:57,451 --> 00:07:00,776 - Doesn't it ever get to you? - Of course not. 71 00:07:00,862 --> 00:07:04,553 [Coughs] Look, bubbles. 72 00:07:07,061 --> 00:07:09,427 ♪♪ [Country] 73 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,605 But I just wanna use the restroom. 74 00:07:29,693 --> 00:07:35,054 Well, I'm sorry, but nobody is allowed in the house except in the kitchen, and there ain't no restroom in the kitchen. 75 00:07:35,143 --> 00:07:39,959 Now, if you want to use the one down here by the pool, it's been set up for guests for you. 76 00:07:40,052 --> 00:07:42,040 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 77 00:07:49,496 --> 00:07:54,312 - You look just like that guy at Lucy's in Saigon. - Well, you look like Lucy. 78 00:07:54,405 --> 00:08:00,144 - B.A., you and I'll get the cake. - [French Accent] Be careful with that. It took me hours to bake it. 79 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,928 It's only cardboard, fool. It's not a real cake. 80 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:06,342 Some people have no appreciation for art. 81 00:08:06,429 --> 00:08:09,871 Hi, there. Hannibal, this is not gonna be real simple to pull off. 82 00:08:09,965 --> 00:08:14,035 This ranch is set up like Fort Knox, and the guests include the sheriff and the mayor. 83 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:17,118 - What about the inside? - Beats me. Nobody can get in there. 84 00:08:17,204 --> 00:08:19,818 - Well, they gotta let the caterers into the kitchen. - [Hannibal] Right. 85 00:08:19,908 --> 00:08:23,896 B.A., you check out the kitchen. See if we can get to the inside from there. 86 00:08:23,985 --> 00:08:26,648 Amy, you shoot the layout of the house from the outside. 87 00:08:26,731 --> 00:08:31,049 Le chef, mingle around. Find out which guests are carrying weapons. 88 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:33,708 And Face? You get to find the bride. 89 00:08:33,803 --> 00:08:36,086 You bet. And what are you gonna be doing? 90 00:08:36,175 --> 00:08:38,162 Oh, just tinkering around. 91 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,264 Excuse me. Where did you come from? 92 00:08:52,358 --> 00:08:57,422 - What kind of stupid question is that, fool? I brought the cake. - But we already have a cake. 93 00:08:57,517 --> 00:08:59,883 Well, you got another one. 94 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:03,414 I see. Well, take your cake... 95 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:07,330 and put it on the back table behind my buffet. 96 00:09:07,419 --> 00:09:09,406 And here. 97 00:09:10,747 --> 00:09:14,521 Serve these drinks to the guests on your way out. 98 00:09:35,085 --> 00:09:38,492 - Hey! - Hi! 99 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:42,188 What do you think you're doing back here? This area's off-limits to guests. 100 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,192 Oh. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 101 00:09:45,277 --> 00:09:49,016 Nuptial photos. I was just trying to get a feel for the place, you know? 102 00:09:49,105 --> 00:09:52,133 So that I can choose the best backgrounds for the portraits later. 103 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:56,259 Yeah, well, no one's allowed in the house right now. We don't want to disturb the bride. 104 00:09:56,344 --> 00:10:01,289 No problem. Could I just have a picture of you, please? 105 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:08,110 - Smile! - [Shutter Clicking, Whirring] 106 00:10:17,353 --> 00:10:21,044 - Hi. How ya doin'? These are for Miss Taylor. Beautiful, aren't they? - Huh! 107 00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:24,630 - They're from her best friend, Tracy. - Uh, nobody's allowed upstairs. 108 00:10:24,717 --> 00:10:28,160 - I will see that she gets them. - Right. 109 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:32,657 Thank you. 110 00:10:32,746 --> 00:10:35,823 - Thanks. How's the catering service? - [Groans] 111 00:10:35,908 --> 00:10:39,978 We can forget about the kitchen, man. It's guarded. Ain't no way we're gettin' in back there. 112 00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:42,470 Well, we're not getting in from the front either. 113 00:10:42,565 --> 00:10:45,677 The goons in the tuxedos are armed. 114 00:10:48,306 --> 00:10:51,299 Here, lady. Tie on a few. 115 00:10:56,543 --> 00:11:00,318 - Well, are you nervous, old boy? - Now, why in the heck should I be nervous... 116 00:11:00,412 --> 00:11:04,695 when I'm marryin' someone who means more to me than anything ever has? 117 00:11:04,781 --> 00:11:08,354 That Jackie definitely is one fine woman. 118 00:11:08,442 --> 00:11:12,760 If only her father could have been here today to share this day with us... 119 00:11:13,809 --> 00:11:16,837 and see how happy his little girl is. 120 00:11:19,508 --> 00:11:21,496 [Knocking] 121 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,153 Got some flowers for you from Tracy. 122 00:11:30,242 --> 00:11:32,478 Hey, uh, shouldn't you oughta be gettin' dressed? 123 00:11:32,571 --> 00:11:34,808 I mean, that wedding's about to start down there. 124 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:38,936 Buzz off, clown. I'll get dressed when I'm good and ready. 125 00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:57,986 [Face] She's in one of these rooms upstairs. 126 00:11:58,074 --> 00:12:02,937 This trellis should hold you and Murdock. 127 00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:08,054 [French Accent] Murdock does not climb trellises. Murdock is a designer of pastry. 128 00:12:08,142 --> 00:12:10,674 - [Coughs] - Murdock, are you catching cold? 129 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:14,797 No. He's coughing because he ate the shaving cream off the phoney wedding cake. 130 00:12:14,882 --> 00:12:17,449 - The man is a nut. - ## [Violins, Accordion] 131 00:12:17,544 --> 00:12:19,532 That's our cue. 132 00:12:26,031 --> 00:12:28,232 Get her... now. 133 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,884 Hey! Finish that and get on outta here! 134 00:13:00,104 --> 00:13:02,092 [Knocking] 135 00:13:05,762 --> 00:13:08,212 - [Coughing] - Are you the guys who wrote this note? 136 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,501 - That's right. Tracy hired us to come and get you. - Ohh! 137 00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:14,197 - [Knocking] - [Man] Let"s go, Jackie. They"re startin" to play the music. 138 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:17,698 Where is she? Everybody's seated. We're ready to go. 139 00:13:17,785 --> 00:13:20,483 Eh, she's just takin' her good ol' time. 140 00:13:20,573 --> 00:13:24,691 Are you sure she's in there? She ran off once. 141 00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:28,384 - [Coughing] - Well, it's about time. 142 00:13:28,477 --> 00:13:30,465 [Coughs] 143 00:13:44,162 --> 00:13:46,563 [Coughing Continues] 144 00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:57,713 ♪♪ ["Here Comes The Bride"] 145 00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,569 [Coughing Continues] 146 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,244 ♪♪ [Ends] 147 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:41,022 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man... 148 00:14:41,116 --> 00:14:43,861 - and this woman in holy matrimony. - [Coughs] 149 00:14:47,939 --> 00:14:52,222 This is the wildest thing l"ve ever done. You guys are crazy! 150 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,135 Speaking of Murdock, where is he? 151 00:14:55,220 --> 00:15:00,497 Do you, Jaclyn Leigh Taylor, take this man, Calvin Cutter, to be your lawful wedded husband? 152 00:15:00,587 --> 00:15:03,414 Well, I didn't go through all this to see how I looked in white! 153 00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:10,605 [Screams] Thanks for coming. I love your dress. 154 00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:15,137 Now, B.A.! 155 00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:17,135 - [Women Screaming] - [B.A.] Down, suckers! 156 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,376 [Mumbling] 157 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:31,619 - [Face] Come to me, my precious! - [Grunting] 158 00:15:34,451 --> 00:15:37,693 You stop her at the front gate. Come on with me. 159 00:15:38,695 --> 00:15:42,978 I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! Wow! 160 00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:45,678 Touchdown! 161 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,755 Waahh! 162 00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:51,173 Can't you hear a woman in distress? Aah! 163 00:16:02,991 --> 00:16:07,109 Tell Sheriff Gillis to set up a roadblock on Highway 10! 164 00:16:07,193 --> 00:16:10,849 I don't care how he does it. I want them stopped! 165 00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:29,866 I wonder why these have to be white? It's such an impractical colour. Look how dirty it is already. 166 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:33,145 It's okay, Murdock. I doubt you'll need to wear it again. 167 00:16:40,392 --> 00:16:42,924 - You guys are something else! - Sometimes. 168 00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:04,228 Gee, I thought the wedding was beautiful. 169 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,172 Tyres exploding everywhere, a cake that shoots back. The whole thing right out of Bridal magazine. 170 00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:11,792 The only thing I didn"t understand is... 171 00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:14,796 why marry a guy who locks you in your room? 172 00:17:14,881 --> 00:17:16,952 At first, Cal was caring and gracious. 173 00:17:17,044 --> 00:17:20,535 But little by little, I began to suspect his motives in dating me. 174 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:25,319 And then my father died, and I inherited most of his financial empire... 175 00:17:25,407 --> 00:17:27,690 which is what Cal was really after right from the top. 176 00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:30,523 Then I began to suspect that he might've killed my father. 177 00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:33,932 Oh, and to think I almost married into that family. 178 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,301 Couple of months ago, Calvin started getting mean. 179 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:39,797 The charm was gone. All the little jokes. 180 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,913 It was like, in one second he became another man. 181 00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:45,122 - [Murdock] Sounds like a sociopath. - A what? 182 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:48,038 A sociopathic personality is simply a person who feels no emotion... 183 00:17:48,122 --> 00:17:50,156 no love, no pain, nothin'. 184 00:17:50,244 --> 00:17:52,527 Course, they learn to fake these things very well. 185 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:55,644 But they could kill without regard... 186 00:17:55,735 --> 00:17:58,599 and then pass a lie detector test with impunity. 187 00:17:58,689 --> 00:18:01,469 [British Accent] You see, aside from being the A-Team's perennial bride... 188 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,961 I also handle the, uh, psychological profiles. 189 00:18:04,056 --> 00:18:07,381 But I shan't, uh... I shan't bore you with my credentials, my dear. 190 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:10,212 - [Laughs] - Man, you ain't got no credentials. 191 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:13,739 Only ones you got is the fact you been committed to the nuthouse for 10 years. 192 00:18:13,832 --> 00:18:18,234 I can"t believe a man can kill his partner and get away so easily. 193 00:18:18,326 --> 00:18:22,727 Well, my father had this one idiosyncrasy: He tape-recorded his meetings. 194 00:18:22,819 --> 00:18:26,096 He had a tape hidden under his desk. 195 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:29,265 So if he taped every meeting, he could have recorded his own murder. 196 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:32,131 But I've had no way of getting at the tape. 197 00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:35,747 As soon as my father died, Calvin took over his office... 198 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,993 so I've no way of getting in there to find the tape. 199 00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:41,364 I don"t think Calvin knew he had it, so I don"t think he thought to look for it. 200 00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:44,569 Well, getting into places happens to be one of our specialities. 201 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,312 [Police Radio Chatter] 202 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,388 Hey, y'all. Get ready for a detour. 203 00:18:55,935 --> 00:19:00,550 Yeah, uh, let"s go around, B.A. Go slow. They"re looking for a catering truck. 204 00:19:03,132 --> 00:19:05,203 [Radio Chatter Continues] 205 00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:18,189 You can be sure every dirt road out of this county is blocked. 206 00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:22,050 May I ask you a question? In all your father's holdings, which you now control... 207 00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:26,049 are there any communication companies? 208 00:19:26,139 --> 00:19:30,836 We have a little newspaper in Austin, and we own a radio and TV station here in town... 209 00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:33,159 and a few publishing interests out of state. 210 00:19:33,253 --> 00:19:36,411 A TV station. How nice. 211 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:43,400 Well, this is the truck, all right. Ya know, if they're on foot, we ain't gonna have too much trouble findin' 'em. 212 00:19:43,487 --> 00:19:47,178 They're not on foot. Lookee here. Tyre tracks. 213 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,302 - They're not the tyre tracks from that truck either. - Hell, they switched vehicles! 214 00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:52,381 Let's go! 215 00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:21,126 - You gotta help me, Pete. - Jackie! 216 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,049 I need a spot, Pete... station I.D. break, anything. 217 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:27,245 Just give me 30 seconds; 15, if that's all you got. 218 00:20:27,337 --> 00:20:30,165 - [Door Shuts] - What's goin' on here? I got a report that you were kidnapped. 219 00:20:30,249 --> 00:20:34,615 I loaned our helicopter to the sheriff to look for the... the kidnappers. 220 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,942 I wasn't kidnapped, Pete, but I have been held hostage... 221 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,595 and my life has been threatened by Calvin. 222 00:20:40,691 --> 00:20:45,885 Now, I wanna punch in and interrupt our broadcast with an editorial comment on my fiancé. 223 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:48,719 Oh, no. Now, wait just a minute now. We can't... 224 00:20:48,804 --> 00:20:51,040 You hard of hearin', sucker? 225 00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:53,500 Uh, j-just a minute. 226 00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:59,611 - [Door Opens, Closes] - He seem a little edgy to you? 227 00:21:00,744 --> 00:21:04,400 She's down here with a bunch of real mangy-lookin' characters... 228 00:21:04,488 --> 00:21:07,351 ready to malign you on public television. 229 00:21:07,442 --> 00:21:11,760 All right, Pete, all right. Now, you just keep her there. 230 00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:21,500 - Bo, she's at the television station. - [Receiver Clicks] 231 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:28,408 So, uh, you doing anything Saturday night? 232 00:21:37,438 --> 00:21:41,638 Uh-oh. Somebody sold us out. 233 00:21:41,723 --> 00:21:45,414 Now, we gotta get a tape camera and a recorder. Let's go. 234 00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:52,952 [Hannibal] Too bad the chopper from the TV station's not here. We could've used that to get out of the county. 235 00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:54,991 Murdock, grab that camera. 236 00:21:55,077 --> 00:21:59,065 - Right. - Eh, what are you gonna do, Hannibal? Shoot home movies? 237 00:21:59,154 --> 00:22:01,142 I've got a plan. 238 00:22:29,691 --> 00:22:32,768 Cutter got this place staked out like nothin' I've never seen before. 239 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:36,757 Yeah, it looks like he's got just about everyone bought or workin' for him. 240 00:22:36,847 --> 00:22:39,509 You got any other great plans, Hannibal? 241 00:22:41,673 --> 00:22:44,536 [Dog Barking In Distance] 242 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:49,739 Ah, no. That's a horrible plan, Hannibal. Let me make this real clear. 243 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:53,234 - I hate this plan. - Ah, it's just a simple ceremony. 244 00:22:53,322 --> 00:22:56,977 No, no. But it's my ceremony, and I don't wanna marry her. 245 00:22:57,066 --> 00:23:01,384 Look, buddy, I don't appreciate your attitude. I'm not exactly a toad. 246 00:23:01,476 --> 00:23:05,677 Look, lady, it don"t have anything to do with you. 247 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,376 Marriage. There has to be a better way. 248 00:23:08,465 --> 00:23:14,240 I've explained it to you before. If we get Jackie in a marriage contract, Calvin can't touch her. 249 00:23:14,331 --> 00:23:18,271 - If he kills her, you get the money. - But what if he kills me? 250 00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:21,064 Well, then the orphanage in your will gets the money. 251 00:23:21,154 --> 00:23:24,479 See, he gets nothing. It'll freeze him. 252 00:23:24,565 --> 00:23:28,139 I mean, we need an insurance policy, and you're it. 253 00:23:28,226 --> 00:23:31,090 - Actually, it's brilliant. - [Doorbell Buzzing] 254 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:34,008 - Can I be maid of honour? - I wanted that. 255 00:23:34,092 --> 00:23:37,039 Get in there, fool. You're crazy. 256 00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:40,863 Do you, Jaclyn Leigh Taylor... 257 00:23:40,957 --> 00:23:44,945 take Templeton Peck to be your lawful wedded husband? 258 00:23:45,034 --> 00:23:47,862 I do. 259 00:23:47,946 --> 00:23:50,609 And do you, Templeton Peck... 260 00:23:50,692 --> 00:23:54,017 takeJaclyn to be your lawfully wedded wife? 261 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,004 [Sighs] 262 00:23:58,097 --> 00:24:00,878 Answer the guy. 263 00:24:00,968 --> 00:24:04,210 Uh, yeah, yeah. I do. 264 00:24:04,296 --> 00:24:06,579 The ring, please. 265 00:24:06,668 --> 00:24:08,655 Ah. Uh... 266 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,658 - B.A., would you mind? - [Grunts] 267 00:24:19,315 --> 00:24:21,634 Uh, do you have a little smaller? 268 00:24:30,589 --> 00:24:34,577 By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. 269 00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:37,992 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 270 00:24:49,061 --> 00:24:53,297 Okay, Bobby. Send a couple of units up toward the junction, then go check out Four Corners yourself. 271 00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:55,375 [Car Horn Honking] 272 00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:12,681 Well? What have you got? 273 00:25:12,775 --> 00:25:16,017 I'm sorry, Calvin. Nothing since they slipped out of the TV station yesterday. 274 00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:19,546 Well, how in the heck did they get away? 275 00:25:19,639 --> 00:25:23,958 I want them, Gillis, you hear? I want their butts bad. 276 00:25:24,049 --> 00:25:27,161 Now, we're bound to find 'em sooner or later. 277 00:25:27,253 --> 00:25:32,281 - I know how much Jackie means to you. - You find 'em. You find 'em and bring 'em to me. 278 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:37,354 They better not have gotten out of the county. He's gonna have us ground up for sausage. 279 00:25:37,445 --> 00:25:40,604 Nah, no way. They just must have found a place to hole up last night. 280 00:25:41,897 --> 00:25:47,340 Rise and shine, ladies. Checkout time at the Hannibal Hilton is 10.00 a.m. 281 00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:49,548 I can't handle this another night, Hannibal. 282 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:53,953 If we get stuck in this county till tomorrow, I'm taking my chances and checking into a motel. 283 00:25:54,045 --> 00:25:57,819 - We're not stayin' another night. - [B.A.] Wanna bet? 284 00:25:57,914 --> 00:26:01,405 I knew I hit somethin' last night when I turned off the road. 285 00:26:03,406 --> 00:26:06,979 Up and at 'em, Lieutenant. How was your bridal night? 286 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,013 - Got a busted brake line. - Yeah? What's it look like? 287 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:12,802 Like a busted brake line, man. 288 00:26:12,891 --> 00:26:15,127 - Good morning, honey. - Can you fix it, B.A.? 289 00:26:15,221 --> 00:26:17,919 - Gonna try. Thanks, Hannibal. - Ah, ah. 290 00:26:18,008 --> 00:26:21,167 - I need those. - What you need my tools for? 291 00:26:21,253 --> 00:26:25,028 To get my hands on the tape that'll prove Calvin Cutter's a murderer. 292 00:26:25,122 --> 00:26:29,157 l"m not gonna leave the county without proof. I want to nail this guy. 293 00:26:29,241 --> 00:26:34,270 The tape recorder's somewhere in the desk. I know that for sure. I just don't know if Daddy had it goin' that night. 294 00:26:34,358 --> 00:26:38,595 - We'll find out. - The tape ain't gonna do us any good if we can't get outta the county with it. 295 00:26:38,685 --> 00:26:41,134 Looks like I don't have no wheels. 296 00:26:41,223 --> 00:26:43,708 ♪ Good morning muchachos ♪ 297 00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:48,287 All was quiet last night, but I wanna tell ya, that turn-off we took is real visible in the daylight. 298 00:26:48,379 --> 00:26:51,076 We gotta keep posting a 24-hour guard. 299 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:54,775 We don't want a police car finding us when we're not lookin'. 300 00:26:54,869 --> 00:26:57,022 I'll get back as soon as I can. 301 00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:01,185 Can you bring some food? Oh, l"m starved. 302 00:27:01,275 --> 00:27:04,766 Yeah. I'll, uh... I'll get the next watch. 303 00:27:04,853 --> 00:27:07,255 - Uh, Murdock? - Hmm? 304 00:27:07,349 --> 00:27:10,959 - Can I borrow your hat? - Sure, Colonel. Would you mind delivering this for me? 305 00:27:11,052 --> 00:27:15,418 - What is it? - It's that stupid letter he was writin' last night, Hannibal. The man is nuts. 306 00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:20,035 He's writin' Cutter a letter, tellin' him how sorry and bad he feel for leavin' a man at the altar. 307 00:27:24,573 --> 00:27:27,815 He was lucky to have had you, a short a time as he did. 308 00:27:27,901 --> 00:27:30,221 Oh, man! 309 00:27:30,314 --> 00:27:34,846 Thank you, Colonel. It was beautiful of you to say that. I'm touched. 310 00:27:34,932 --> 00:27:38,009 - You sure are, fool. - [Allen] And so are you, Hannibal. 311 00:27:38,094 --> 00:27:40,661 Cutter is crazy. Come on. He killed his partner. 312 00:27:40,757 --> 00:27:45,490 - He's got the cops out lookin' for us, and you're gonna go to his office. - Yeah. 313 00:28:26,229 --> 00:28:28,927 - Oh, good morning, Mr Cutter. - Hold all my calls. 314 00:28:29,016 --> 00:28:33,466 - There haven't been any calls, sir. The phone lines are out. - What? 315 00:28:33,551 --> 00:28:38,496 Luckily, somebody reported it last night, and the repairman just got here. 316 00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:42,027 - Um... - [Exhales Sharply] 317 00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:45,068 ♪♪ [Whistling] 318 00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,441 [Cutter] What are you doing? 319 00:28:48,486 --> 00:28:50,806 This little orange sucker rolled right under the desk. 320 00:28:50,899 --> 00:28:55,431 How much longer will you be, do you think? I told you to be out of here by 9.00. 321 00:28:55,517 --> 00:28:59,008 - Yeah, I heard you. - I'm really sorry, Mr Cutter. 322 00:28:59,095 --> 00:29:01,580 I, uh... I take it that you've had no word yet? 323 00:29:01,675 --> 00:29:05,082 No. Give me and Bo a minute. 324 00:29:05,169 --> 00:29:08,163 - Some coffee? - [Yells] Get out! 325 00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:11,904 - Please finish up. - Yes, ma'am. 326 00:29:12,991 --> 00:29:16,848 - What's the word from Gillis? - [Sniffs] Nothin', I guess. 327 00:29:16,943 --> 00:29:20,019 [Shouting] Nothin', you guess? "Nothin' I guess"? 328 00:29:20,105 --> 00:29:24,139 How can I use a "nothin' I guess"? When am I gonna get the use of my phone back? 329 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:27,915 Why don't ya put this thing back together and get outta here! 330 00:29:30,339 --> 00:29:32,327 Well! 331 00:29:33,459 --> 00:29:37,068 I guess I just don't have the knack of fixin' those things. 332 00:29:37,162 --> 00:29:41,480 Didn't do too well at the catering business either this weekend. Loused up your wedding and everything. 333 00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:46,594 You. Get him! 334 00:29:46,689 --> 00:29:49,174 [Grunting] 335 00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:52,338 Ah, ah. 336 00:29:53,762 --> 00:29:55,749 Just stand still, sonny. 337 00:29:57,714 --> 00:30:00,956 Jackie... Now, what'd you do to her? 'Cause if you've hurt her... 338 00:30:01,042 --> 00:30:03,113 A pretty girl like that? 339 00:30:03,205 --> 00:30:06,613 Hey, she's in terrific shape. 340 00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:09,895 And... she made a lovely bride. 341 00:30:09,987 --> 00:30:11,974 What? 342 00:30:15,728 --> 00:30:17,881 Do you, Jaclyn Leigh Taylor... 343 00:30:17,974 --> 00:30:20,968 take... Templeton Peck... 344 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:23,963 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 345 00:30:24,049 --> 00:30:26,249 I do. 346 00:30:26,337 --> 00:30:28,656 And do you, Templeton Peck... 347 00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:32,027 take Jackie to be your lawfully wedded wife? 348 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,272 What is that? 349 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,898 - Her wedding movies. - Wedding! 350 00:30:36,987 --> 00:30:41,437 Uh, yeah, yeah. I do. 351 00:30:41,522 --> 00:30:43,758 [Justice Of The Peace] The ring, please. 352 00:30:43,852 --> 00:30:47,425 Here's a copy of the marriage certificate. 353 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,500 It was a beautiful ceremony. Too bad you couldn't make it. 354 00:30:49,593 --> 00:30:52,918 - What is going on? - You're gonna take the heat off us... 355 00:30:53,004 --> 00:30:55,536 and we're gonna get out of this county safely... 356 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:59,991 or that good-lookin' guy on the videotape there is gonna take an office down the hall. 357 00:31:00,077 --> 00:31:03,733 And since he now has controlling interest in Taylor-Cutter Enterprises... 358 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:07,809 bring me in as his new administrator. 359 00:31:07,898 --> 00:31:10,383 First thing I'd do is upgrade the phone system. 360 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:15,755 Second thing I'd do is fire the entire executive staff starting with you. 361 00:31:15,844 --> 00:31:18,672 - What about Jackie? - She goes with us. 362 00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:26,118 - See you later. - [Door Opens, Closes] 363 00:31:51,124 --> 00:31:53,786 [Gasping] 364 00:31:53,869 --> 00:31:57,525 - Are you always this quick? - Oh, I, uh... l... Gee, I-I'm real sorry. 365 00:31:57,614 --> 00:32:01,388 I, uh... I thought you... What'd you sneak up on me for like that? 366 00:32:01,483 --> 00:32:04,595 I just came to relieve you. You've been on duty all morning. 367 00:32:04,686 --> 00:32:08,839 You can go join the others. Ahh, I feel real bad about this. 368 00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:12,456 - I know how uncomfortable you are around me and all. - Oh, you kidding? 369 00:32:12,549 --> 00:32:15,081 Don't be ridiculous. It's, uh... It's nothing. 370 00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:18,247 - Have you ever been married before in the line of duty? - No. 371 00:32:18,332 --> 00:32:20,533 No doubt about it, we're talking a real first here. 372 00:32:22,076 --> 00:32:24,940 Well, I don't think we're going anyplace for a few hours... 373 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,810 and I'd kinda like to know a little something about my husband. 374 00:32:34,016 --> 00:32:36,679 [Bell Ringing] 375 00:32:36,762 --> 00:32:39,709 That's good. Keeping double watch. 376 00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:44,781 Keeps you from dropping your, uh... guard. 377 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:48,200 Sorry I'm late, but I had to stop for some burgers. Come on. 378 00:32:48,286 --> 00:32:51,481 Food? Hannibal, I'm in your debt. 379 00:32:51,573 --> 00:32:54,436 [Sighs] Yeah. Me too. 380 00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:57,595 [Bell Ringing] 381 00:33:00,601 --> 00:33:03,050 - Did you get the tape? - No, but I know it's there. 382 00:33:03,138 --> 00:33:05,505 - Almost had my hand on it when I was interrupted. - Ohh. 383 00:33:05,593 --> 00:33:10,787 - Which means you're going back. - Well, which means... Face and I are going back. 384 00:33:10,877 --> 00:33:15,574 - After all, he owns the stock Cutter's after. - Just lost my appetite. 385 00:33:17,533 --> 00:33:20,313 I didn't go through all this to give away my piece of the company. 386 00:33:20,404 --> 00:33:26,060 [Hannibal] I couldn"t take the tape when Cutter could see me, otherwise he" d never let us out of the county. 387 00:33:26,145 --> 00:33:30,594 - That"s gonna come out all right. - Ain't nothin' gonna work out without my tools, Hannibal. 388 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:35,294 Oh, wow! You went to Hamburger Heaven! 389 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:38,954 Home of Captain Bellybuster, America's hero! 390 00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:42,449 Did you get me a Bellybustin' Surprise Pack, Hannibal? Did ya, did ya, did ya? 391 00:33:42,536 --> 00:33:44,773 Uh, sorry, Murdock, but... 392 00:33:44,866 --> 00:33:50,274 with six Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free. 393 00:33:50,358 --> 00:33:53,387 A Captain Bellybuster cap! 394 00:33:53,478 --> 00:33:56,258 Out of the blue, I'm coming at you. 395 00:33:56,349 --> 00:34:00,667 Super-nutritious and super-delicious! 396 00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:04,871 Hannibal, I can't do nothin' under there without my tools, man. 397 00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:07,161 Sorry, B.A. I had to leave 'em behind. 398 00:34:07,249 --> 00:34:12,194 But when I was up in Cutter's building, I saw something else that'll get us out of this county. 399 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:14,684 - Calvin's helicopter! - No way, man! 400 00:34:14,779 --> 00:34:17,642 B.A., will you relax and eat your sandwich? 401 00:34:17,733 --> 00:34:21,637 I ain't eatin' none of your food, Hannibal. Knock me out and drag me on some helicopter. 402 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,637 B.A., you are getting crazy. 403 00:34:24,722 --> 00:34:26,710 I am, huh? 404 00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:30,038 You got somethin' to say? 405 00:34:49,101 --> 00:34:52,095 - Guess the food didn't agree with him. - [Allen] Oh, great. 406 00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:56,665 Our only way out of the county is by air, and our only pilot is now unconscious. 407 00:34:56,756 --> 00:34:58,957 Well, looks like we won't be flyin'. 408 00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:02,785 [Chuckles] 409 00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:12,221 [Grunting] 410 00:35:12,316 --> 00:35:14,387 How'd I do? 411 00:35:18,099 --> 00:35:20,086 [Bo] They"re here, Cal. 412 00:35:21,468 --> 00:35:25,538 - How you doin', Calvin? - You got the ownership papers? 413 00:35:33,325 --> 00:35:38,271 By the way, I don't believe we've had the pleasure. Templeton Peck of the Los Angeles Pecks. 414 00:35:38,359 --> 00:35:41,601 I, uh, think you know my wife. 415 00:35:41,688 --> 00:35:43,970 Sore loser. 416 00:35:46,181 --> 00:35:48,582 - Sign. - Oh. 417 00:35:49,758 --> 00:35:52,125 Um, would you mind if... 418 00:35:52,213 --> 00:35:55,408 Thanks. Excuse me. 419 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,198 Just sign 'em. 420 00:35:58,287 --> 00:36:00,523 [Clears Throat] 421 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,604 Ah! Heh! 422 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:07,022 [Cutter] Bo, why don"t ya call Sheriff Gillis? 423 00:36:07,107 --> 00:36:11,343 - Tell him to call off the roadblock. - [Hannibal] Oh, l... I wouldn"t bother doing that. 424 00:36:11,434 --> 00:36:13,800 - Uh, Mr Peck. - Yes, Mr Smith? 425 00:36:13,888 --> 00:36:16,503 I'd hold off signing those papers too. 426 00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:20,662 - Oh, don't get cute with me. - You're not my type. 427 00:36:20,753 --> 00:36:24,906 There's a little voice in my head that keeps telling me you didn't get to be king of this county by dealing straight. 428 00:36:24,996 --> 00:36:27,694 - Get to the chase. - We'll go on up to the roof. 429 00:36:27,784 --> 00:36:31,641 Then we'll sign the ownership papers, and you'll loan us your chopper to fly outta here. 430 00:36:31,736 --> 00:36:35,143 - Hey, no way! - It's a deal. Let's go. 431 00:36:35,231 --> 00:36:37,053 - Cal! - Let's go! 432 00:36:38,143 --> 00:36:40,260 [Satisfied Sigh] 433 00:36:40,348 --> 00:36:43,211 Mr Peck. And don't forget the chopper keys. 434 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,999 - Get the keys. - [Clicks Tongue] 435 00:37:15,045 --> 00:37:17,328 [No Audible Dialogue] 436 00:37:20,827 --> 00:37:22,780 - Keys, please. - [Keys Clink] 437 00:37:23,823 --> 00:37:27,727 I guess that does it. Now you've got the whole company. 438 00:37:27,817 --> 00:37:30,645 We'll write when we get settled in. 439 00:37:34,973 --> 00:37:37,043 Cover 'em! 440 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:41,126 What'd you get out of my desk? 441 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,449 I didn't do anything. 442 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:49,357 Well, it seems like your ex-partner had a very suspicious nature, so he bugged his office. 443 00:37:49,450 --> 00:37:54,101 He turned on his recorder every time he was talking to somebody, like the night he was killed. 444 00:37:54,193 --> 00:37:58,133 Well, you may as well give me back that tape and the keys. 445 00:37:58,229 --> 00:38:01,506 - You mean these aren't the real keys? - Oh, they're the real keys all right... 446 00:38:01,598 --> 00:38:03,835 but, uh, you ain't about to get in that bird, partner. 447 00:38:03,928 --> 00:38:07,335 Oh, these are the real keys, Face. 448 00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:09,624 The real keys. 449 00:38:40,747 --> 00:38:42,983 Get the other keys! 450 00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:02,580 I can't believe this worked. We're gonna get away! 451 00:39:02,672 --> 00:39:05,997 Consider it a wedding present to you... and Face. 452 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:17,061 [Gasps] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, girl. Take it easy now. 453 00:39:17,150 --> 00:39:19,469 - What's the matter? - We outta juice. 454 00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:21,845 It was full when we took it from the TV station. 455 00:39:21,934 --> 00:39:24,253 Yeah, but you never get good gas mileage in the city. 456 00:39:24,347 --> 00:39:28,204 - Eh, what happens now? - We going down, boy. 457 00:39:39,823 --> 00:39:41,811 - Tryin' to get us on target. - What target? 458 00:39:47,062 --> 00:39:49,381 [Bell Dinging] 459 00:39:50,515 --> 00:39:53,792 - You got a map that covers the entire county? - [Chopper Door Shuts] 460 00:39:53,885 --> 00:39:56,713 Fill 'er up. High octane. 461 00:39:56,797 --> 00:39:58,998 All right. I'll do it. 462 00:40:01,457 --> 00:40:03,658 Here's the leak. 463 00:40:03,745 --> 00:40:06,360 Took some lead in the old bucket. 464 00:40:06,449 --> 00:40:08,437 Can ya help me? 465 00:40:12,107 --> 00:40:15,349 Oh, it'll only drain again. 466 00:40:15,435 --> 00:40:17,671 Well, we made six miles from Cutter's building. 467 00:40:17,765 --> 00:40:22,628 - Uh, county line's four from here. So let's fill 'er up and take another hop. - Till the tank's drained and we crash again? 468 00:40:22,716 --> 00:40:26,869 As crashes go, this was nothin'. Wait'll the next one. That'll be a crash. 469 00:40:30,745 --> 00:40:34,319 - Thank you. - I'm all outta dough. Anybody got any? 470 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:39,887 Hey! Over there. 471 00:40:41,978 --> 00:40:45,469 I gotta get something. Uh, Murdock, take care of this man. 472 00:40:45,556 --> 00:40:51,082 I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now, you take good care of it. 473 00:40:51,172 --> 00:40:54,533 I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap. 474 00:41:03,029 --> 00:41:05,809 [Engine Powering Up] 475 00:41:20,669 --> 00:41:23,414 Get down and stay on "em. 476 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,562 Eh, Murdock? 477 00:42:28,648 --> 00:42:30,884 Murdock, you"re crazy! 478 00:42:30,978 --> 00:42:33,463 That guy"s crazy, Mr Cutter. 479 00:42:40,796 --> 00:42:43,198 [Cutter] Keep on "em. Don"t loose "em. 480 00:42:45,165 --> 00:42:47,649 [Hannibal] Enjoying your ride, huh, B.A.? 481 00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:55,936 We can"t let"em get out of the county with that tape. 482 00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:29,585 [Hannibal] Murdock, I think you"re in somebody"s backyard. 483 00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:40,361 [Cutter] What"s this guy doin"? 484 00:43:40,455 --> 00:43:44,277 [Bo] He"s tryin" to get me tangled up in those trees. 485 00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:11,816 Tough luck, fellas. 486 00:44:23,306 --> 00:44:26,169 - Over the county line! - Naturally. 487 00:44:29,463 --> 00:44:32,492 [Sputtering] Listen to that! I've never heard her make a sound like that before. 488 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:51,792 - [Thudding, Brush Crunching] - [B.A.] Where are we, man? 489 00:44:53,843 --> 00:44:58,576 Well, that was pretty painless, considering what I've heard about divorces. 490 00:44:58,669 --> 00:45:01,911 - That was an annulment, Face. - Whatever. Of course, I did take a beating. 491 00:45:01,997 --> 00:45:05,156 Could've taken you to the cleaners over a community property settlement. 492 00:45:05,242 --> 00:45:08,816 But then I'd have had to take you to court, and we all know how you feel about those. 493 00:45:08,903 --> 00:45:12,015 Well, Face, how does it feel to be a free man again? 494 00:45:12,106 --> 00:45:15,514 I just wish I didn't have to wear this cast for another two weeks. 495 00:45:15,601 --> 00:45:18,548 - My foot, it keeps... - [All] Don't say it! 496 00:45:19,637 --> 00:45:22,334 [Chuckling] 497 00:45:29,330 --> 00:45:31,945 I still owe you guys for crashin' me in that helicopter. 498 00:45:32,034 --> 00:45:37,016 What're you complaining? What're you complaining for? You're the only one who didn't get hurt. 499 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,772 I guess what they say about not tensing up on impact is true. 500 00:45:39,856 --> 00:45:43,298 - Not to mention he's built like a... - [Growls] 501 00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:45,841 cute, cuddly, little teddy bear. 502 00:45:47,885 --> 00:45:50,121 Boy, this is really... 503 00:45:51,463 --> 00:45:53,616 irritating. 504 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:56,194 I can't thank you guys enough for helpin' me... 505 00:45:56,289 --> 00:46:00,607 gettin"me away, helpin"me prove Calvin killed my father. 506 00:46:00,699 --> 00:46:02,900 I just wish I could tell people what y'all have done. 507 00:46:02,987 --> 00:46:07,472 Better not mention our names. Besides, our testimony would be suspect. 508 00:46:07,563 --> 00:46:12,213 I certainly couldn't testify. They cannot force a wife to incriminate her spouse. 509 00:46:12,306 --> 00:46:17,418 I just wish I knew what a creep that guy was before I agreed to marry him. 510 00:46:17,506 --> 00:46:19,872 I'm sorry things couldn't have worked out another way, but, uh... 511 00:46:19,961 --> 00:46:22,362 now that you've dumped your husband, what are you doing tonight? 512 00:46:22,457 --> 00:46:24,445 Mmm. [Laughs] 513 00:46:24,537 --> 00:46:26,525 I think things worked out great. 514 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,611 Besides, Face, you're not the marrying kind. 515 00:46:29,696 --> 00:46:32,855 It would take you about a week to get the seven-year itch. 516 00:46:32,941 --> 00:46:37,224 - [Hannibal, Allen] Don't say "itch"! - [Chuckling]