1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:04,135 [Man] Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:04,226 --> 00:00:06,134 for a crime they didn"t commit. 3 00:00:06,226 --> 00:00:10,683 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 4 00:00:10,768 --> 00:00:14,762 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 5 00:00:14,852 --> 00:00:18,680 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 6 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,258 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 7 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:06,120 Hey! Keep 'em open! 8 00:02:11,569 --> 00:02:14,057 What do we got here? Idiots? 9 00:02:31,195 --> 00:02:33,103 [Whispers] It's a go. 10 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:37,770 [Man On P.A.] Final call for Beller Flight 2-6-7, now boarding at Gate Six. 11 00:03:10,656 --> 00:03:13,227 - We a go? - Yeah, yeah. Everything's working out. 12 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:16,606 - You got the parachutes? - Yeah, yeah. You seen Jackson? 13 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:20,278 You won't see him till you get on board. Relax, now, will ya, bro? 14 00:03:20,365 --> 00:03:22,356 Let's go. 15 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:30,488 That's on your right. 16 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:35,024 That's on your left, sir. 17 00:03:36,075 --> 00:03:38,943 [Flight Attendant] That"s to your right. To your left, sir. 18 00:03:39,033 --> 00:03:40,941 Welcome aboard, Private. On leave? 19 00:03:41,034 --> 00:03:43,948 - Yeah. It's my first one. - Well, I hope you enjoy your flight. 20 00:03:44,034 --> 00:03:45,776 I will. 21 00:03:45,867 --> 00:03:48,901 All right, everybody stay calm, or this lady's gonna get it! 22 00:03:48,992 --> 00:03:51,860 - [Passengers Screaming] - [Groaning] 23 00:03:53,576 --> 00:03:56,942 Go on! Get outta here! Now! 24 00:03:57,035 --> 00:03:58,777 Get those passengers in here right now! 25 00:03:58,868 --> 00:04:01,985 Move! Move! In, in, in, in, in! Move! 26 00:04:02,077 --> 00:04:04,068 Come on! Bring her in! 27 00:04:10,244 --> 00:04:13,159 This is a freedom fighter from the United People's Resistance. 28 00:04:13,244 --> 00:04:16,159 We have just commandeered Beller Flight 2-6-7... 29 00:04:16,244 --> 00:04:19,776 and demand permission for immediate take-off on runway 2-4. 30 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:21,777 [Engines Starting] 31 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:25,283 This is Beller Flight 2-6-7. Priority clearance requested. 32 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:28,736 [Controller] Permission for take-off denied. Stand by. 33 00:04:29,912 --> 00:04:33,243 Beller 2-6-7 has been commandeered by the United People's Resistance. 34 00:04:33,329 --> 00:04:37,537 You either clear us for immediate take-off, or we starting shooting the passengers. 35 00:04:39,663 --> 00:04:41,986 [Beeping] 36 00:05:19,749 --> 00:05:22,747 [Man] As soon as you contact Mr Beller, put the call right through. 37 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:26,874 As soon as they gave us their demands, they cut off radio contact. 38 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:28,865 Have we been able to reach Mr Beller yet? 39 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:31,162 No, he's still fishing off the coast of Greece somewhere. 40 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,785 Then we're out of options. We must call in the F.B.I. 41 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:37,620 - You heard what they said. Call in the feds, and they'll start killing the passengers. - Calm down! 42 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:42,911 You read the printout on Jackson. The F.B.I. thinks he pulled that Brinks job in Jersey last year. The guy's a nut job. 43 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:45,287 Now he wants $5 million in cash. 44 00:05:45,376 --> 00:05:47,414 Plus guaranteed passage to Libya. 45 00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:52,242 I say we give it to him. The replacement cost on the jet alone is $50 million. 46 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:55,250 - Plus all the bad publicity we'll get out of this. - We can't. 47 00:05:55,335 --> 00:05:57,242 Not without Beller's okay. 48 00:05:57,335 --> 00:05:59,243 Meanwhile, we can't just sit on our hands. 49 00:05:59,335 --> 00:06:01,789 What about those guys you told me about... the A-Team? 50 00:06:01,877 --> 00:06:03,785 I put out the word. 51 00:06:03,877 --> 00:06:07,954 I've got some contacts in some Vietnam veteran activist groups, but so far it's a dead end. 52 00:06:08,044 --> 00:06:09,952 I think they're probably just a rumour. 53 00:06:10,044 --> 00:06:13,043 - Got an order from Sam's Deli. Got a bacon and cheese... - That's mine. 54 00:06:13,128 --> 00:06:15,035 There you go, pal. 55 00:06:15,128 --> 00:06:19,288 Oh! Right. And a tomato and turkey. That's yours, sir. 56 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:22,246 - Black coffee here. - Coffee, black, for you, sir. Yes, sir. 57 00:06:22,337 --> 00:06:24,624 - Black coffee here. - Black coffee right there. 58 00:06:24,712 --> 00:06:27,117 And there's coffee with cream. Here's your cream, sir. Thank you. 59 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,788 Sorry about that. 60 00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:31,119 What's the matter with you? For cryin' out loud! 61 00:06:31,213 --> 00:06:33,915 We got some soda here. You owe me $ 16.18. 62 00:06:34,004 --> 00:06:36,919 And I don't mind havin' a tip either, pal. See ya later. 63 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:39,244 Just a minute, mister! 64 00:06:39,338 --> 00:06:41,246 Got some soda here. Great for stains. 65 00:06:41,338 --> 00:06:44,005 Stay away from me. I don't want your help! 66 00:06:46,047 --> 00:06:49,081 - I thought you wanted to hire the A-Team. - This is crazy. 67 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:51,921 No, it isn't. 68 00:06:52,006 --> 00:06:54,921 Yes, it is! [Quacking] 69 00:06:55,006 --> 00:06:58,502 It's crazy. [Continues Quacking] It's very crazy. 70 00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:01,919 l"m crazy. 71 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:06,001 You wanna see how crazy I am, Doc? 72 00:07:08,215 --> 00:07:11,130 [lmitating Humphrey Bogart] Don't be silly, pal. You're taking a fall. 73 00:07:11,215 --> 00:07:15,458 When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. 74 00:07:15,549 --> 00:07:20,088 It's bad business to let a killer get away with it... bad all around. 75 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:22,544 Bad for detectives everywhere. 76 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:25,750 [Quacking] You see? I'm bananas, Doc. 77 00:07:25,842 --> 00:07:29,788 Murdock, you've been institutionalized for 10 years. 78 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,965 It"s only natural you don"t want to be released. It"s scary. 79 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:35,965 But I can assure you that I would not release you from this hospital... 80 00:07:36,051 --> 00:07:39,298 unless I was absolutely certain that you are just as sane as I am. 81 00:07:39,384 --> 00:07:42,299 [Barking, Growling] G-Get down, Billy! Back! Back! 82 00:07:42,384 --> 00:07:45,299 I'd get outta here if I was you. I don't know how long I can hold him off. 83 00:07:45,385 --> 00:07:47,624 Don't worry. We'll take good care of your dog, Billy. 84 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:50,123 I don't get it! 85 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:53,300 I mean... No, ma'am, I don't wanna eat my squash. 86 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,625 [Gasps] Oh, this is horrible. 87 00:07:55,719 --> 00:07:57,295 This is just horrible. 88 00:07:57,385 --> 00:08:00,135 I see a giant fish eating the White House. 89 00:08:00,219 --> 00:08:02,126 That's a cute bit, Murdock. 90 00:08:02,219 --> 00:08:05,134 But, listen, why don't you try reality for a while, huh? 91 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:07,127 You're makin' a grave mistake, General. 92 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,134 Those tanks are up to their turrets in mud. We gotta surrender... 93 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:13,337 Come in for group anytime you have any difficulty getting over the rough spots. 94 00:08:13,428 --> 00:08:19,010 Rough spots? I'm talkin' about a major breakdown here... Doc! 95 00:08:19,095 --> 00:08:21,003 Oh, Murdock, Murdock. 96 00:08:21,096 --> 00:08:23,086 Ohh! 97 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:27,295 You'll be fine, son. 98 00:08:37,222 --> 00:08:39,627 Don't give away my room, Doc. 99 00:08:39,722 --> 00:08:42,293 [Face] I think we"re giving this one away, Hannibal. 100 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:45,304 One percent of the ransom comes to 50 grand. 101 00:08:45,389 --> 00:08:47,960 Our expenses have been running higher than that. 102 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:50,971 Beller can't afford any more. The fuel crisis whacked him hard. 103 00:08:51,056 --> 00:08:53,971 Ah, so now we're in the charity business. 104 00:08:54,056 --> 00:08:59,093 Face, don't you remember in '69 when we had six days of "R" and "R" coming? 105 00:08:59,182 --> 00:09:02,096 Yeah. We tried to get that flight out of Da Nang to Hawaii. 106 00:09:02,182 --> 00:09:03,924 Right. All the flights were booked. 107 00:09:04,015 --> 00:09:06,930 Beller Air bumped two tourists, and we got a flight out. 108 00:09:07,016 --> 00:09:08,757 We owe 'em this one. 109 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:13,590 Uh, B.A., how long is it gonna take you to get through the top of the baggage compartment? 110 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:17,298 - With the proper tools, about 20 minutes. - It's gotta be quicker. 111 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:22,594 I get those clowns off the ground, all we can be thinking about is a fast refuel and exchange of passengers. 112 00:09:22,683 --> 00:09:24,757 That's if they go for the exchange. 113 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:26,758 Oh, they will. 114 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:30,097 We're gonna give them the president, Edward Beller the Third... 115 00:09:30,184 --> 00:09:33,384 and the executive vice president of Beller Air as hostages. 116 00:09:33,476 --> 00:09:36,889 - I thought nobody could get in touch with Beller. - Right. 117 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:40,381 - [Car Horn Honking] - Must be our pilot. 118 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:42,384 I ain't flyin', Hannibal. 119 00:09:42,476 --> 00:09:45,475 B.A., you're gonna be ground crew on this one. 120 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,475 Your little red tennies will never leave the asphalt. 121 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,262 Answer the door. 122 00:10:06,186 --> 00:10:07,809 Where's Murdock? 123 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:11,602 I had the field trip to the newspaper office all set up. 124 00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:14,638 - I hope you didn't blow it, Amy. - Murdock wasn't even at the hospital. 125 00:10:14,729 --> 00:10:17,431 When I got there, they were moving his things out of his room. 126 00:10:17,521 --> 00:10:19,891 The front desk said the administration had "made a change." 127 00:10:19,979 --> 00:10:24,103 What kind of a change can they make with a dude like that, aside from giving him a new brain? 128 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,593 Hannibal, that puts us in kinda deep. 129 00:10:26,688 --> 00:10:29,935 How are we gonna rescue a jet without a pilot? 130 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:32,936 Don't make no difference. I ain't flyin' with that crazy fool anyway. 131 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:34,929 [Car Horn Beeps] 132 00:10:35,022 --> 00:10:37,143 You guys tell anybody about this place? 133 00:10:39,897 --> 00:10:41,888 It's all right. Open 'em up. 134 00:10:41,981 --> 00:10:44,386 What am I, the doorman? 135 00:10:44,481 --> 00:10:47,396 [lmitates Buzzing Engine] 136 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,847 [lmitates Screeching Tyres] 137 00:10:51,856 --> 00:10:55,139 Darn thing only gets 10 miles to the gallon. 138 00:10:55,232 --> 00:10:58,644 Murdock, we've got a situation here. 139 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:01,930 [Sniffles] 140 00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:04,429 What's the matter, Captain? 141 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:11,730 Colonel, I'm afraid I have some terrible, terrible... terrible news. 142 00:11:11,816 --> 00:11:14,021 What happened? Your dog Billy get hit by a car? 143 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,063 Worse. 144 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,602 [lmitating James Cagney] I have been kicked out. 145 00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:26,097 Caine has been kicked out of the harbour. 146 00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:29,523 So pull up the gangplanks, Mr Roberts, and tell all the officers... 147 00:11:29,609 --> 00:11:32,180 to meet me in the wardroom. 148 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,812 - You've been found sane. - You got it. 149 00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:37,393 My career is over. 150 00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:40,815 No, it isn't. We need you, Captain. Right now. 151 00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:44,481 You mean, we're goin'... up there? 152 00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:47,650 B.A., you take Murdock to the airport and brief him on the way. 153 00:11:47,735 --> 00:11:51,433 Hey, man, why do I gotta be the one always bein' stuck with this crazy fool? 154 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,933 You go in as ground crew. 155 00:11:54,028 --> 00:11:57,310 When I talk that jet in, stall the refuelling till we get aboard. 156 00:11:57,403 --> 00:11:59,310 Murdock'll help you pull the floor paneling. 157 00:11:59,403 --> 00:12:01,808 I told you before... I ain't goin' up. 158 00:12:01,903 --> 00:12:04,985 Just get Murdock on board. Face, did you con us that limo? 159 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,226 Chauffeur and all. 160 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,228 All right. 161 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,105 You know the plan. Let's go, guys. 162 00:12:12,196 --> 00:12:14,519 - I think this is gonna work. - It always works, Face. 163 00:12:14,612 --> 00:12:16,105 Git! 164 00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:28,609 Help us! Please, help us! 165 00:12:29,697 --> 00:12:32,612 You try that again, lady, and you're dead! 166 00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:35,648 [Controller] Beller 2-6-7, do you read? Over. 167 00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:44,896 This is Rourke, Thomas. Open up. 168 00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:49,272 So, how they doin'? 169 00:12:49,365 --> 00:12:52,944 They're pretty freaked out, but no one's panicking... yet. 170 00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:56,694 Well, when this sucker hits the ocean, they'll panic. 171 00:12:57,699 --> 00:13:01,610 Beller Airways Flight 2-6-7 to Operations. Come in, Operations. 172 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,772 This is Operations, Beller Air 2-6-7. 173 00:13:04,866 --> 00:13:07,699 Switch to security channel nine-delta. 174 00:13:11,075 --> 00:13:15,151 I want to talk to the man right now. I'm losing patience. 175 00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:17,149 Where are those guys? 176 00:13:17,242 --> 00:13:20,027 Smith gave me his word the A-Team will be here. 177 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:25,324 Mr Beller's out raising the rest of the five million. He'll be with you as soon as he can. 178 00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:29,273 Well, he'd better get it. Otherwise we're gonna turn this plane into a boat. 179 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:37,448 [Allen] What am I supposed to do while you guys are up in the air? 180 00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:39,940 You're our liaison on the ground. 181 00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:42,275 If Lynch gets a spotlight on us... 182 00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:44,774 we're gonna have to get out of there quick. 183 00:13:44,869 --> 00:13:47,358 - So don't leave Beller operations room. - Okay. 184 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,360 I don't know, Colonel. 185 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:53,150 This reminds me of the time you fixed me up with that blind date who turned out to be the general's wife. 186 00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:55,152 Now, now, Face. 187 00:13:55,245 --> 00:13:59,452 I'm Edward Beller the Third, President of Beller Airlines. You're my executive vice president. 188 00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:03,447 We give them the five million and ourselves as hostages when they turn over the passengers. 189 00:14:03,537 --> 00:14:07,613 Then we overpower them and, uh, Murdock flies us home. 190 00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:10,157 Ah, we just overpower them. 191 00:14:10,246 --> 00:14:13,612 Right. We assume an offensive posture. 192 00:14:13,704 --> 00:14:19,618 Military history has taught us that conflict is merely the seizing of space from one"s aggressor. 193 00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:24,030 They've got the space up there. We've got the offensive posture down here. 194 00:14:24,122 --> 00:14:28,032 So, the two of us assume an offensive posture against six guys with guns... 195 00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:30,955 in an aeroplane at 35,000 feet over the ocean. 196 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:34,037 Well, it's the application of the theory that's interesting. 197 00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:39,119 I don't know. Do you think you look enough like Beller? 198 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:41,363 Of course I look enough like Beller. 199 00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:44,703 - What's the name of the guard? - Scotty. 200 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:47,532 Watch Scotty. 201 00:14:53,874 --> 00:14:57,121 Good afternoon. I got the big guy in back. 202 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:02,493 - What do you say, Scotty? How are the wife and kids? - Just fine, Mr Beller. 203 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,036 Good to see you, sir. 204 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:10,032 [Knocking] 205 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:15,205 I don't know, Larry. This guy doesn't look a lot like Beller to me. 206 00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:17,698 Save the raves, friend. You got the money? 207 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:21,621 Miss Allen is part of the A-Team. She'll be our liaison with the ground. 208 00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:25,791 If the feds are tipped, we're gonna need some warning. 209 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:29,740 There are couple of guys in the military who'd like to see us again... behind bars. 210 00:15:29,835 --> 00:15:32,750 - It's not that we don't trust you... - But we don't trust anybody. 211 00:15:32,835 --> 00:15:35,240 - You talk to the hijackers? - You said not to. 212 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,168 Good. Get 'em on the radio. 213 00:15:41,211 --> 00:15:44,126 This is Operations to Beller Air Flight 2-6-7. 214 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,869 [Jackson] Beller Air 2-6-7. 215 00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:48,532 This is Edward Beller. 216 00:15:48,628 --> 00:15:51,543 Well, finally. You've got the money, pal? 217 00:15:51,628 --> 00:15:53,832 - [Hannibal] I have it. - Good. 218 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:58,624 Now, put us on a final approach, and put the money in a fuel truck at the end of the runway. 219 00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:03,832 We"ll pick up a full load of fuel, and we"ll release the hostages when we get to Libya. 220 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,835 - No deal. - Come on, now, pal. Don't pull out on us now. 221 00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:08,959 We're prepared to dump this thing in the ocean. 222 00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:11,001 We'll let you have the money... 223 00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:15,544 but we want an exchange of hostages... Their safety is our first concern. 224 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,537 You release the passengers... 225 00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:20,463 and myself and the vice president of Beller Air... 226 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,829 will come aboard with the $5 million ransom. 227 00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:25,960 And what if I say no? 228 00:16:27,422 --> 00:16:30,374 You're running out of fuel, pal. 229 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:36,376 That's it. We don't say another word. 230 00:16:36,465 --> 00:16:39,961 - What if he doesn't buy it? - He wants the money. 231 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:45,623 [Jackson] This is Beller 2-6-7. Clear us for immediate approach, runway seven-right. 232 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:48,667 2- 6-7 requesting permission to land. 233 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,623 Murdock, you drive. 234 00:17:08,384 --> 00:17:10,374 [Engine Starts] 235 00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:16,215 This is gonna be tough dropping the paneling out of the monocoque. 236 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:20,212 Got struts everywhere, and that opening gonna be hard for you to squeeze through. 237 00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:24,710 [lmitating Marlon Brando] Hey, I'll just shrink down and squeeze through the cracks. 238 00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:28,132 - I thought you said you wasn't crazy any more. - Only on paper. 239 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:33,965 Look, man, I want you to take a long time fillin' up them wing tanks... 240 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,960 'cause I'm gonna need some time in there. 241 00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:39,465 I don't wanna wind up in the sky in an aeroplane. 242 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:49,343 [Controller] Beller 2-6-7, taxi to end of runway seven-right. 243 00:17:56,054 --> 00:18:00,048 - Boy, oh, boy, if there was ever a time... - Don't get any ideas, Face. 244 00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:03,136 Well, they do say every man has his price. 245 00:18:03,221 --> 00:18:05,626 And you think five million might just be yours, huh? 246 00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:08,885 No, but it's real close. 247 00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:11,796 Not for me. 248 00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:42,968 [Jackson] Here they are. 249 00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:46,055 All right, the two of you come on up here real slow! 250 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:48,676 And keep your hands clear! 251 00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:10,716 All right, that's him. Come on. 252 00:19:19,477 --> 00:19:21,716 Is it there? Okay. 253 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,299 Get 'em in there, get the passengers out. Come on. 254 00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:28,884 Get 'em out of here. 255 00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:31,300 - Come on! Move it! Let's go! - Come on, come on. 256 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:45,177 Get up here, fool. 257 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,727 Beller Air Flight 267, clear us for take-off. 258 00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:52,720 [Control Tower] You"ll be cleared immediately, 2-6-7. 259 00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:55,727 We're gonna need more time if we're gonna put a full load of fuel onboard. 260 00:19:55,812 --> 00:19:58,218 We've got plenty of fuel for where we're going. 261 00:19:58,313 --> 00:20:02,638 Clear us immediately on 24. Repeat: priority clearing on 24. 262 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:06,475 [Austrian Accent] Do you think the patient is going to make it, Doctor? 263 00:20:06,563 --> 00:20:10,688 How you ever gonna make it on the outside world if you keep makin' a fool out yourself? 264 00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:12,478 I'm thinking about a career in medicine. 265 00:20:12,564 --> 00:20:15,052 Only thing you should be doin' with medicine is usin' it for your head. 266 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,055 How much time do we have? 267 00:20:17,147 --> 00:20:19,387 - About half a tank. - [Engine Starting] 268 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,472 What's that? 269 00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:25,516 Um, sounds like... noise. 270 00:20:27,481 --> 00:20:29,058 Let me outta here! 271 00:20:29,148 --> 00:20:32,479 Don't! Do you wanna kill yourself? 272 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,556 If I gotta fly, I do! 273 00:21:06,443 --> 00:21:08,599 Hello! Hello in there. 274 00:21:09,943 --> 00:21:14,849 Now, B.A., involuntary paralyzation is one of the primary symptoms of panic anxiety. 275 00:21:14,943 --> 00:21:17,514 So just try to breathe deep. 276 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,892 Okay, forget deep... 277 00:21:21,985 --> 00:21:23,976 and just try to breathe. 278 00:21:25,819 --> 00:21:28,853 [Austrian Accent] Trust me! I am an expert in my field! 279 00:21:30,903 --> 00:21:34,648 ♪ Pardon me, Roy Is that the catatonic choo choo ♪ 280 00:21:34,736 --> 00:21:37,142 Come on, man! 281 00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:39,725 Hannibal's got this whole thing locked down! 282 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,190 - Why don't I sit here? - That ain't him, Jack. 283 00:21:49,737 --> 00:21:51,563 [Jackson] lt"s just a make-up job. 284 00:21:59,571 --> 00:22:01,646 Seems you've lost some weight, Mr Beller. 285 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,985 - He's been sick. - Yeah. I had a virus. 286 00:22:05,072 --> 00:22:06,979 Haven't been able to eat for weeks. 287 00:22:07,072 --> 00:22:10,319 Runny nose, infected ears, mustache falls off. 288 00:22:10,406 --> 00:22:12,396 Who are you? 289 00:22:12,489 --> 00:22:15,819 We're a couple of freelance Lone Ranger types. 290 00:22:15,906 --> 00:22:18,821 Beller hired us to handle you guys. 291 00:22:18,906 --> 00:22:21,312 - "Lone Ranger types"? - Yeah. 292 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:23,444 All right. 293 00:22:24,573 --> 00:22:27,276 Go back to the luggage compartment and get the parachutes. 294 00:22:27,365 --> 00:22:29,569 We"re bailing out just as soon as we"re out of range of the radar. 295 00:22:29,657 --> 00:22:32,062 Unless you have wings, you're dead. 296 00:22:32,157 --> 00:22:37,739 You and Tonto can crack your lousy jokes as you go into the ocean. 297 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,282 Get 'em up, Scout. 298 00:22:41,658 --> 00:22:44,656 Okay, B.A., if you can hear me, blink. 299 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,190 Raise your eyebrow. 300 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:52,112 Smirk. Smile. Wince! 301 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,108 Come on, B.A.! 302 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,566 If you stay like this, they're gonna stand you in front of a bank holding a clock. 303 00:22:57,659 --> 00:22:59,650 [Grunts] 304 00:23:38,912 --> 00:23:41,910 - Darn airline's always losing your luggage, isn't it? - [Groans] 305 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,909 - Think B.A. and Murdock pulled it off? - I don't think so. Not enough time. 306 00:24:05,164 --> 00:24:08,660 Look, we may be running out of road on this one. 307 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:13,286 What are you, nuts? Cut the John Wayne stuff. We're in real trouble here. 308 00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:15,908 - Get creative. - My hands are tied. 309 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,913 - Cuffed. - [Sighs] 310 00:24:20,248 --> 00:24:22,654 [Grunts] Okay, pal. 311 00:24:22,748 --> 00:24:25,154 Try to keep my friend company here. 312 00:24:25,249 --> 00:24:29,159 He doesn't talk much, but he's got a heck of a smile. 313 00:24:31,707 --> 00:24:35,120 Tommy, give me the heading and coordinates, for the jump zone. 314 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,245 I'm gonna put it on automatic. 315 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,868 Go for a 1-5-3 heading. 316 00:24:41,416 --> 00:24:44,331 Latitude's 23 degrees, two minutes north... 317 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:48,493 and longitude is 109 degrees, 59 minutes west. 318 00:24:49,584 --> 00:24:52,286 That's gonna put us right on the tip of the Baja Peninsula. 319 00:24:52,376 --> 00:24:55,290 Good, 'cause we're bailing out in about ten minutes. 320 00:24:55,376 --> 00:24:57,947 Our friends back there are gonna go for a swim. 321 00:25:25,836 --> 00:25:28,669 [Sighs] We're over the jump zone. 322 00:25:28,753 --> 00:25:31,668 - Where's Rourke? - He's back getting the parachutes. 323 00:25:31,753 --> 00:25:35,250 He's taking his time too. Why don't you give him a hand. 324 00:25:43,546 --> 00:25:45,951 You squeak, and you're gonna leak. 325 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,369 Now, real quiet, pal, move. 326 00:26:02,089 --> 00:26:04,080 [B.A. Moaning] 327 00:26:06,381 --> 00:26:09,912 Hey! You got your porch lights on. 328 00:26:10,006 --> 00:26:11,878 Come on out of it, guy... 329 00:26:11,965 --> 00:26:15,461 - Slap me again, and I'll break your arm. - Welcome back, man. 330 00:26:16,965 --> 00:26:18,872 - Where are we, man? - You don't remember? 331 00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:22,212 Of course I don't remember, fool, or I wouldn't be asking you. 332 00:26:22,299 --> 00:26:25,297 Well, we're about 36,000 feet, travelling about 540 miles an hour... 333 00:26:25,382 --> 00:26:28,215 and I think we're going south somewhere over Mexico. 334 00:26:29,174 --> 00:26:30,584 We in a plane? 335 00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:33,080 Take it easy! Hannibal and Face are in trouble. 336 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:36,089 They're being held hostage in the first class compartment by those skyjackers. 337 00:26:36,175 --> 00:26:38,924 I don't remember any skyjackers. I don't remember none of this. 338 00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:41,923 [Austrian Accent] Traumatic shock. Memory loss is a primary symptom. 339 00:26:42,009 --> 00:26:44,165 - We in a plane? - Don't panic. 340 00:26:44,259 --> 00:26:47,173 - We're in a plane! A plane! - Don't panic. Take it easy! 341 00:26:47,259 --> 00:26:51,087 - A plane! A plane! A plane! - Relax! Relax! Relax! Relax! Don't... Don't... 342 00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:53,581 But stay angry, you ugly mudsucker! 343 00:26:53,676 --> 00:26:55,750 We gotta help our unit! 344 00:26:55,843 --> 00:26:57,750 - [Growling] - [Yells] 345 00:26:57,843 --> 00:27:01,754 We gotta come up with something. There's at least three more of them, and there's only two of us. 346 00:27:01,843 --> 00:27:03,751 And one of us is crazy. 347 00:27:03,843 --> 00:27:06,758 B.A., I'm gonna need the love and support of all the friends I can get... 348 00:27:06,844 --> 00:27:08,751 and I want you to be my role model... 349 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:11,759 somebody I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble. 350 00:27:11,844 --> 00:27:13,716 - Say what? - Ah, forget it! 351 00:27:13,802 --> 00:27:15,877 You gotta come up with some kind of plan! 352 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,540 If you ain't crazy no more, why don't you come up with a plan? 353 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:24,385 Why don't you make up your mind! First I'm crazy, then I'm not. She loves me, she loves me not... 354 00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:26,377 Shut up, Murdock! Shut up! 355 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:30,546 Now, listen, I want you to crawl up under the floor and try to get a message to Hannibal. 356 00:27:30,637 --> 00:27:32,711 Okay. 357 00:27:33,471 --> 00:27:35,794 T.K.? Baker! 358 00:27:39,679 --> 00:27:41,670 Baker? 359 00:27:43,888 --> 00:27:45,879 - What's going on here? - [Pistol Cocks] 360 00:27:48,347 --> 00:27:50,254 I'll check the bathroom and the galley. 361 00:27:50,347 --> 00:27:52,338 Get those chutes up front. 362 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:16,759 [Quiet Tapping] 363 00:28:16,849 --> 00:28:18,756 - [Whispering] Listen. - [Tapping Continues] 364 00:28:18,849 --> 00:28:21,764 - What? - Hear that tapping? 365 00:28:21,849 --> 00:28:23,757 I think it's Morse code. 366 00:28:23,849 --> 00:28:26,800 No, it sounds like something broken in the hydraulic unit. 367 00:28:26,891 --> 00:28:28,799 No, it's Morse code. 368 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:33,551 It's Murdock. 369 00:28:35,725 --> 00:28:37,965 "Go... to... 370 00:28:41,142 --> 00:28:42,469 lavatory." 371 00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:44,349 I can't. I went before I left. 372 00:28:44,434 --> 00:28:47,847 Now who's making jokes? We gotta get you to the bathroom. 373 00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:49,842 Sing. 374 00:28:49,934 --> 00:28:53,596 [Together] # You are my sunshine # 375 00:28:53,685 --> 00:28:56,932 ♪ My only sunshine ♪ 376 00:28:57,018 --> 00:28:59,507 [Tapping] 377 00:28:59,602 --> 00:29:03,264 [Harmonizing] # You make me happy # 378 00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:05,841 ♪ When skies are grey ♪ 379 00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:09,299 - What did Hannibal say? - [Panting] 380 00:29:11,061 --> 00:29:14,723 [lmitates Morse Code Beeping] 381 00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:26,636 - You see anything? - Nothing. 382 00:29:26,729 --> 00:29:30,142 I don't like this. We started out, we were six. Now we're down to four. 383 00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:32,136 People just don't disappear, you know. 384 00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:34,635 Just grab those other chutes, get 'em up front. 385 00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:38,640 - We gotta bail out this bird while it still has fuel. - What about T.K. and Baker? 386 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:41,135 You wanna stay around and look for 'em? Fine. 387 00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:44,228 I'm gettin' off this sucker while it's still in the air. 388 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:48,479 ♪ You make me happy ♪ 389 00:29:48,564 --> 00:29:50,471 ♪ When skies are grey ♪♪ 390 00:29:50,564 --> 00:29:52,471 What's goin' on here, dirtball? 391 00:29:52,564 --> 00:29:55,479 I wouldn't wave that around, friend. 392 00:29:55,564 --> 00:29:58,811 Pressurized aeroplanes don't fly well when they got holes in 'em. 393 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:02,808 You put somebody else on board this plane when we stopped and got fuel? 394 00:30:02,898 --> 00:30:05,303 Come on! I ain't askin' you twice! 395 00:30:05,398 --> 00:30:09,060 I wanted to bring my pet cat, but I didn't have a kitty carrier. 396 00:30:09,149 --> 00:30:11,554 Uh, now, how could we get anybody on board? 397 00:30:11,649 --> 00:30:14,563 You guys were only on the ground two minutes. 398 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:18,892 Yeah, and I didn't have time to go to the bathroom. Would you mind... 399 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,897 Well, flying makes my stomach nervous. l... 400 00:30:21,983 --> 00:30:24,732 Huh? Please? 401 00:30:24,816 --> 00:30:26,807 Take him to the john, Price. 402 00:30:34,692 --> 00:30:36,683 I never go to the bathroom. 403 00:30:39,859 --> 00:30:44,268 Ah, I, uh... I really can't go with these on. 404 00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:47,855 Ah, come on. What am I gonna do, flush myself down the toilet? 405 00:30:49,485 --> 00:30:51,476 Yeah. 406 00:30:52,652 --> 00:30:54,642 I appreciate this. 407 00:31:07,528 --> 00:31:09,435 J... 408 00:31:09,528 --> 00:31:12,526 - Hey, hurry it up! - Hurry. 409 00:31:15,903 --> 00:31:18,024 Come on. Let's go. 410 00:31:20,195 --> 00:31:23,976 Shh. We don't want to wake the passengers. 411 00:31:24,071 --> 00:31:25,812 [Grunting] 412 00:31:25,904 --> 00:31:28,191 Thom... Thomas! 413 00:31:30,946 --> 00:31:33,269 Move, and you're dead. 414 00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:37,104 I told you about that gun, pal. 415 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:40,776 You blow a hole in this bird, it'll depressurize. Then we'll all go down. 416 00:31:42,197 --> 00:31:45,112 We got trouble out here. Price just called for help. 417 00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:48,195 Grab the cash. Let's get ready to bail out. 418 00:32:21,616 --> 00:32:23,524 [Yells] 419 00:32:23,617 --> 00:32:26,615 [Grunting] 420 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,821 Oh! My eyes! My eyes! 421 00:32:29,909 --> 00:32:31,899 [Punches Landing] 422 00:32:44,118 --> 00:32:45,824 - Murdock, you okay? - My eyes. 423 00:32:53,577 --> 00:32:55,982 It's a powder burn when the gun discharged. 424 00:32:56,077 --> 00:32:59,858 - I can't see, man. - You'll be all right, man. I'll get you outta here. 425 00:33:10,037 --> 00:33:12,869 - Drop your gun! - B.A., don't shoot! 426 00:33:41,622 --> 00:33:44,620 Hannibal, grab ahold of my hand! Grab it! 427 00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:48,111 [Gasping] 428 00:33:49,373 --> 00:33:51,529 [Screaming] 429 00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:55,778 [Alarm Beeping] 430 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:05,613 [Controller] There"s no response from Flight 2-6-7. 431 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:11,622 - How much fuel do they have left? - Thirty minutes at most. 432 00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:14,623 They've been holding this pattern for the last hour. 433 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:18,868 I don't understand it. Maybe the A-Team couldn't pull it off. 434 00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:20,866 They'll pull it off. 435 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:22,866 With a tailwind, maybe. 436 00:34:22,959 --> 00:34:26,538 Considering the pattern that jet's circling in, it's like nobody's flying it. 437 00:34:26,625 --> 00:34:29,197 [Alarms Beeping, Blaring] 438 00:34:31,626 --> 00:34:33,996 [B.A.] We"re gonna die, man. We"re gonna die. 439 00:34:34,084 --> 00:34:38,458 Did any of you guys ever see that old Doug McClure movie, Terror in the Sky? 440 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:41,956 Shut up, Murdock. I ain't got time for your crazy rap up here. 441 00:34:42,043 --> 00:34:46,914 No, McClure's in this plane, and the pilots get ptomaine poisoning from the food. 442 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:50,036 So he has to take the controls, and the tower talks him in. 443 00:34:50,127 --> 00:34:52,794 - So? - You guys ever fly anything? 444 00:34:54,002 --> 00:34:56,669 Kites. But that was when I was a kid. 445 00:34:56,753 --> 00:34:59,076 I took an introductory flight once... 446 00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:02,831 where they let me hold the stick of a single-engine for a couple of minutes. 447 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,866 Well, Hannibal, you be my eyes, and I'll bring this sucker home. 448 00:35:06,962 --> 00:35:10,577 - You're on. - This is my worst nightmare. 449 00:35:10,670 --> 00:35:13,834 Cheer up, B.A. Your insurance is up to date. 450 00:35:13,921 --> 00:35:15,579 Come on, Captain. 451 00:35:16,629 --> 00:35:18,869 Let me show you how to fly this bird. 452 00:35:27,797 --> 00:35:30,202 Are you ready, Cap'n? 453 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:32,620 I'm always ready. 454 00:35:34,714 --> 00:35:37,795 What can I say? The man's on the jazz. 455 00:35:39,839 --> 00:35:43,252 Okay, um, there's a little gauge to your right, and it might be flashing. 456 00:35:43,339 --> 00:35:45,745 - What does it say? - "Fasten seat belts." 457 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,589 - Not that one. The one next to it. - Attitude indicator? 458 00:35:48,673 --> 00:35:51,209 - Uh, yeah. Give me the reading. - In pitch or yaw? 459 00:35:51,298 --> 00:35:54,415 - How about English? - Murdock, do you really know how to fly this thing? 460 00:35:54,507 --> 00:35:57,873 Let me tell you, Colonel, when they turn these babies over they all look alike. 461 00:35:57,965 --> 00:36:01,876 Listen, Murdock, I'm only gonna say this once. Don't be messin' around up here. 462 00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:06,670 You tell Hannibal how to get this thing down, 'cause I'm scared, and when I'm scared I tend to get mean. 463 00:36:06,758 --> 00:36:10,373 - And you don't ever wanna see me mean. - Secure that, Sergeant. 464 00:36:11,383 --> 00:36:14,417 - What"s next? - Okay, we gon' fly this thing. 465 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:16,962 Get on the radio and contact the tower. 466 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:21,423 Uh, Face, how much fuel we got left? The gauge should be there on your right. 467 00:36:21,509 --> 00:36:23,299 And it should say "fuel." 468 00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:28,381 - Uh, 6,000, uh, pounds? - That's about 13 minutes. 469 00:36:30,968 --> 00:36:35,044 Beller Operations, this is Beller Flight 2-6-7. Do you read? 470 00:36:35,135 --> 00:36:38,133 This is Operations, 2-6-7. Go ahead. 471 00:36:38,218 --> 00:36:41,335 This is Hannibal Smith. We've secured your aircraft. 472 00:36:41,427 --> 00:36:44,176 - Great. - But we"ve got one problem. 473 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:48,550 Jackson, the other pilot on board, was blown from the aeroplane. 474 00:36:48,636 --> 00:36:51,041 You should find him somewhere over Tijuana. 475 00:36:52,428 --> 00:36:56,089 - What about your own pilot you brought on board? - Blinded in a firefight. 476 00:36:56,178 --> 00:36:59,129 We"re depressurized. We"re running out of fuel. 477 00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:02,798 Have you had any flight experience, Smith? 478 00:37:04,054 --> 00:37:06,589 Paper aeroplanes. Does that count? 479 00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:10,091 Okay, Smith, just take 'er easy, and we'll get right back to you. 480 00:37:10,179 --> 00:37:15,050 There is no way someone who has not flown a heavy jet can land at L.A.X. 481 00:37:15,138 --> 00:37:19,048 One incident... one mess-up... and he'll wipe out half the city. 482 00:37:19,138 --> 00:37:23,677 All right, Larry, what's normal standard operating procedure in this situation? 483 00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:28,753 We give him a false heading and send him into the ocean. 484 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,252 - You can't do that! - Look, lady... 485 00:37:31,347 --> 00:37:34,760 Smith doesn't have enough fuel for us to talk him down by autopilot. 486 00:37:34,847 --> 00:37:37,134 He'll have to land that thing by stick. 487 00:37:37,223 --> 00:37:41,513 And there is one chance in 500 he can do that without incident. 488 00:37:41,598 --> 00:37:43,505 Now, we just can't risk it. 489 00:37:43,598 --> 00:37:47,130 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to send him into the ocean. 490 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,548 Do it. 491 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,555 Okay, Smith, uh, we're gonna take you off autopilot. 492 00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:59,053 - You're gonna have to fly this thing yourself. - No kidding. 493 00:37:59,141 --> 00:38:01,297 Is your pilot well enough to help you? 494 00:38:01,391 --> 00:38:04,591 - I'm here. - Okay, Captain, he"ll be your eyes. 495 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,508 Begin final approach procedure. 496 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,267 Okay, grab hold of this baby. 497 00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:12,632 - Got 'er. - Autopilot's off. 498 00:38:12,725 --> 00:38:14,930 - [Alarm Blaring] - What's happening? 499 00:38:15,017 --> 00:38:18,181 Fly this thing, man. We goin' up, and we supposed to be goin' down! 500 00:38:18,267 --> 00:38:20,673 Uh, the trim tab's under your thumbs. Uh, up and down. 501 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:23,766 - And, uh, wing level is your hands. - Okay. 502 00:38:23,851 --> 00:38:26,256 Now, on your artificial horizon... 503 00:38:26,351 --> 00:38:29,266 below that is a white line that cuts across the centre of the grid. 504 00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:31,259 Right. 505 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:34,717 Put that small plane on the first line below the centre line. 506 00:38:34,810 --> 00:38:36,386 Mm-hmm. 507 00:38:36,477 --> 00:38:38,717 Slowly push the yoke forward. 508 00:38:39,894 --> 00:38:42,892 - [Alarm Continues Blaring] - What's next? 509 00:38:42,977 --> 00:38:46,806 I think maybe a short prayer and a couple of warm goodbyes would be nice. 510 00:38:52,311 --> 00:38:55,807 I'm gonna send him into the ocean just west of Catalina. 511 00:39:01,895 --> 00:39:03,970 - Okay, Captain, turn... - Okay, listen straight. 512 00:39:04,062 --> 00:39:08,886 You tell Hannibal how to bring the jet back to this airport, or I'll blow you away. 513 00:39:11,896 --> 00:39:14,266 Hannibal, this is Amy. 514 00:39:14,355 --> 00:39:17,518 I want you to double-check everything these guys tell you with Murdock. 515 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,512 What's going on, kid? 516 00:39:19,605 --> 00:39:22,805 - They"re trying to make you crash in the ocean. - [Face] What are we gonna do now? 517 00:39:27,064 --> 00:39:30,062 Now, you just help 'em land this thing. 518 00:39:33,356 --> 00:39:36,271 Okay, Smith, we're gonna bring you in V.F.R. 519 00:39:36,356 --> 00:39:40,397 - "V.F.R."? - That's pilot talk. It just means you're flying this baby on your own. 520 00:39:40,482 --> 00:39:42,686 Now, we"re gonna bank right. 521 00:39:42,773 --> 00:39:45,523 So turn the yoke right real slow. 522 00:39:59,108 --> 00:40:01,015 This is Captain H.M. Murdock. 523 00:40:01,108 --> 00:40:05,979 You wanna give me the, uh, headings on our final approach, and we'll get this sled in for ya. 524 00:40:07,817 --> 00:40:12,190 Murdock... turn right. 525 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:15,357 Heading 0-6-niner. 526 00:40:15,442 --> 00:40:19,306 Okay, you wanna keep that little plane... 527 00:40:19,401 --> 00:40:21,522 below the artificial horizon... 528 00:40:21,610 --> 00:40:27,144 and you just keep turning 'er until you see zero-six-niner on the compass. 529 00:40:31,735 --> 00:40:33,892 Not so fast, Colonel. Not so fast. 530 00:40:33,985 --> 00:40:37,730 You just do it real slow, like you was dancin' with a big, fat girl. 531 00:40:37,819 --> 00:40:39,525 You got it? 532 00:40:42,486 --> 00:40:45,188 - I think so. - All right, what's our airspeed? 533 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:47,482 Uh... 225. 534 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,354 - Altitude? - 3,500. 535 00:40:50,445 --> 00:40:52,483 Can you find the flaps? 536 00:40:52,570 --> 00:40:54,975 - Yeah. - Okay, give me one notch. 537 00:40:55,070 --> 00:40:57,310 One notch. 538 00:41:00,821 --> 00:41:04,980 - You see the one little green light? - No. 539 00:41:09,363 --> 00:41:12,148 - Now I do. - Landing gear is down. 540 00:41:12,238 --> 00:41:15,236 You should see the airport out there on the coast. 541 00:41:19,114 --> 00:41:22,028 All right, give me one more notch. 542 00:41:22,114 --> 00:41:23,986 One more notch. 543 00:41:27,739 --> 00:41:29,695 We don't see any land, fellas. 544 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:32,896 How much fuel have we got, Face? 545 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:36,735 Uh, uh... 3,500 pounds. 546 00:41:36,823 --> 00:41:38,980 Oh... that's six minutes. 547 00:41:40,407 --> 00:41:43,986 You'll make visual contact anytime now, Smith. 548 00:41:44,074 --> 00:41:46,230 Keep the yoke moving forward. 549 00:41:46,324 --> 00:41:49,322 Get the nose down. You're gonna have to lose some altitude. 550 00:41:51,116 --> 00:41:53,818 If we lose any more altitude, we're gonna be waterskiing. 551 00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:56,112 What is our altitude and airspeed? 552 00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,110 Uh, 2,200 feet, 190 knots. 553 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,653 All right, try to hold that. 554 00:42:04,284 --> 00:42:06,570 [Hannibal] l"ve got visual contact. 555 00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:09,776 Uh, full flaps. Don't go below 140 on the airspeed, though. 556 00:42:09,867 --> 00:42:13,482 Full flaps. I got, uh, 150. 557 00:42:13,576 --> 00:42:15,732 Bring the nose up a little. 558 00:42:15,826 --> 00:42:19,239 All right, clear that runway and get some emergency units out there. 559 00:42:19,326 --> 00:42:22,408 We've only got enough fuel to do this once, and we're coming in. 560 00:42:22,493 --> 00:42:25,859 Get our emergency units out to runway seven-right. 561 00:42:25,952 --> 00:42:28,736 Face, if we crash... 562 00:42:29,827 --> 00:42:31,948 We gonna crash! We gonna crash! 563 00:42:32,036 --> 00:42:34,322 Face, get him off me! Get him off me! 564 00:42:42,286 --> 00:42:44,905 Sorry, fellas. I lost my head. 565 00:42:49,537 --> 00:42:52,072 - Fasten your seat belts. - Keep the nose down! 566 00:42:52,162 --> 00:42:54,567 [Alarm Blaring] 567 00:42:54,662 --> 00:42:56,985 Uh, I, uh... I think we"re about out of fuel. 568 00:42:57,079 --> 00:42:59,994 [Engine Decelerating] 569 00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:02,402 Yeah, we're definitely out of fuel. 570 00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:05,827 - [Murdock] Altitude? - One hundred feet. 571 00:43:05,913 --> 00:43:08,236 [Alarm Continues Blaring] 572 00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:12,988 When you think you're gonna hit the runway, you pull back on that yoke as hard as you can. 573 00:43:14,997 --> 00:43:17,568 Okay, stand by. 574 00:43:17,664 --> 00:43:20,579 Stand by. 575 00:43:21,998 --> 00:43:24,486 Here we go. 576 00:43:29,623 --> 00:43:33,036 Forward! Go forward with that yoke! 577 00:43:33,123 --> 00:43:36,785 Reverse your thrusters! Get on the brakes, Smith! 578 00:43:36,874 --> 00:43:38,497 - Hit the brakes! - Where are they? 579 00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:40,703 I got 'em! 580 00:43:41,999 --> 00:43:44,037 Okay, get your heads down! 581 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:58,162 Maybe they'll let me fly one of these birds, now that I'm not crazy any more. 582 00:43:58,250 --> 00:44:00,324 See, B.A.? Flying isn't so bad. 583 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,660 Hello. B.A.? 584 00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:08,328 I love it when a plan comes together. 585 00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:17,751 It's been almost a week, and I still ain't recovered from that. 586 00:44:17,835 --> 00:44:19,826 - Me neither. - How's the swelling? 587 00:44:19,918 --> 00:44:22,833 Oh, it's goin' down. I can see all right now. 588 00:44:22,919 --> 00:44:25,324 I hope I never see you again. 589 00:44:25,419 --> 00:44:30,242 By the way, B.A., I thought that now that I'm not nuts any more, maybe you and I could room together. 590 00:44:33,294 --> 00:44:37,241 On the other hand, good fences do make good neighbours. 591 00:44:38,336 --> 00:44:42,165 - How'd we make out, Face? - How'd we make out? Lousy. 592 00:44:42,253 --> 00:44:44,707 One percent of the ransom. Fifty thousand dollars, right? 593 00:44:44,795 --> 00:44:47,995 Split that five ways, that's 10 grand apiece. 594 00:44:48,087 --> 00:44:53,041 Now, we each put half of our take into our retirement programmes and hold back a third for taxes. 595 00:44:53,129 --> 00:44:56,246 [Allen] Since when are we paying taxes? 596 00:44:56,338 --> 00:44:58,245 [B.A.] We don"t pay taxes. 597 00:44:58,338 --> 00:45:01,585 Various expenses... fees, insurance, medical, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 598 00:45:01,671 --> 00:45:04,835 That leaves us with $236. 599 00:45:04,922 --> 00:45:07,836 - Apiece? - No, no, no. All together. 600 00:45:09,255 --> 00:45:11,542 [Sighs] 601 00:45:13,422 --> 00:45:16,255 We're almost there, Murdock. 602 00:45:20,423 --> 00:45:24,334 Now, go in there and get your stuff. Don't mess around. 603 00:45:24,423 --> 00:45:27,338 You know, I'm really gonna miss this place... 604 00:45:27,423 --> 00:45:29,295 and those warm nights in post-shock... 605 00:45:29,382 --> 00:45:32,297 carvin' birds out of soap with blunt Popsicle sticks. 606 00:45:32,382 --> 00:45:35,380 Well, they ain't gonna miss you. Now get goin'. 607 00:45:41,424 --> 00:45:43,332 Hi, Doc. 608 00:45:43,424 --> 00:45:48,710 Murdock! I want you to tell these gentlemen that I am an emissary from the planet Fargo... 609 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:53,339 and that I am here to release Commander Gutar from the enemies of the Dark Star. 610 00:45:53,425 --> 00:45:55,748 - Huh? - You Murdock? 611 00:45:55,842 --> 00:45:58,757 - Sometimes. - We've been looking all over for you, chief. 612 00:45:58,842 --> 00:46:01,757 Now, Dr Nutball here released all of his patients. 613 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:06,500 [lmitating Richard Burton] No! My good sir, this doctor has released me because I'm sane! 614 00:46:06,593 --> 00:46:09,508 - I have papers and everything! - Just take it easy. 615 00:46:09,593 --> 00:46:12,082 No! No! Tell 'em! Tell 'em, Doc! Tell 'em! 616 00:46:12,177 --> 00:46:16,087 Oh, I've tried! But these men do not speak the code! 617 00:46:16,177 --> 00:46:19,839 They are ignorant of the ways of our galaxy! 618 00:46:19,927 --> 00:46:22,463 - What galaxy? - Our galaxy. 619 00:46:23,469 --> 00:46:25,376 Courage, Murdock! 620 00:46:25,469 --> 00:46:27,875 Let me show you my release papers. 621 00:46:27,969 --> 00:46:31,584 You see? "Sane." S-A-N-E! 622 00:46:31,678 --> 00:46:35,506 Sound! Sensible! Wise! Rational! 623 00:46:35,595 --> 00:46:40,253 Lucid! Prudent! Reasonable! 624 00:46:41,387 --> 00:46:43,378 [Murdock] Home! Home at last!