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NARRATOR: In 1972, a crack commando unit
was sent to prison by a miIitary court...

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for a crime they didn't commit.

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These men promptIy escaped
from a maximum security stockade...

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to the Los AngeIes underground.

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Today, stiII wanted by the government,
they survive as soIdiers of fortune.

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If you have a probIem,
if no one eIse can heIp...

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and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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[Theme music]

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[Slow instrumental music]

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[Suspenseful instrumental music]

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That crazy old buzzard
just won't give it up, will he?

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We've got Griffin, and he's loaded
with supplies on his way to the mine.

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FLETCHER: ls he alone?
SCHECKTER: He sure is, Mr. FIetcher.

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See to it that he doesn't make it.

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[Suspenseful instrumental music intensifies]

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[Car brakes screeching]

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[Gun firing]

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Another winner! Good shooting, mister.

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Give the little lady anything she likes
on the side shelf.

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HANNlBAL: There you go, lady.

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HANNlBAL: Step right up and test your skill.

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Three shots for $1. Everybody's a winner.

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Three ducks,
pick anything on the side shelf.

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That's it, lady, step right up.
Another winner!

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Three ducks and take home
a teddy for Freddie.

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Lovely sweater, my dear.
Shoot a little low and to the left.

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[Gun firing]

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l'm on a cold streak, here. Another winner!

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Anything you like on the side shelf.

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l was told l might find
a gentleman here named Louie.

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Doesn't sound familiar.
What's his last name?

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l was supposed to meet him here at 10:00.

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HANNlBAL: What's your business?

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Carnival's a small place.
Maybe l can ask around.

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lt's not that sort of business.
Sorry l bothered you.

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Just a minute, lady.

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Everybody's a winner.

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Step right up and test your skill.

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Three shots for $1.

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l'm not sure l understand this.

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[Carnival music playing]

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TOBY: Hello.

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HANNlBAL: Come in, my dear.
You're looking for Louie?

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TOBY: Look, mister,
l don't know who you are...

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but for two weeks,
l've been waiting in empty warehouses...

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cheap hotels, and taking taxicabs
to meet someone in the middle of nowhere.

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TOBY: Are we just going to stare
at each other?

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HANNlBAL: lf you're looking for the A-Team,
Miss Griffin...

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you've found them.

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B.A...

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Face...

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Amy...

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Murdock.

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MURDOCK: Bogey the Bear Show.

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[Murdock singing silly song]

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B.A.: Get out of there, man.

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Now, Miss Griffin, why don't you tell us
what this is all about?

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AMY: Maybe l can help you out.

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AMY: You're the daughter
of an Australian national.

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Your father was a dreamer,
with a very colorful past.

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He was a lifer with the Bushnell Cavaliers.

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AMY: When he retired,
he went to South Africa...

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where he spent all of his time
prospecting diamond mines.

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Everybody thought he was nuts.

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Nuts! Now we're cooking!

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AMY: But you think he found one.
You think he was murdered.

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Right after he staked a claim.

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How do you know all that?

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Let's just say if we didn't,
you wouldn't have gotten this far.

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He had a dream.
All his life, he wanted his own mine.

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lt wasn't even the money.
lt was the romance of it.

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My father was like a big kid
when it came to that place.

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Who'd want to kill a big kid?

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TOBY: Jonathan Fletcher.

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He owns a piece
of every mine in South Africa.

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He wasn't about to let my father
have one little mine he could call his own.

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Now Fletcher can claim that mine
after 30 days, unless l can get it working.

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We don't work mines.

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l don't see how we can help you.

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With transport. Fletcher controls the
only road that leads to my father's mine...

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and l can't get any dynamite in
because he won't allow anyone through.

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Unless you can help me, l'm gonna
lose everything my father worked for.

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What do you want with dynamite?

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Wouldn't that
blow the diamonds everywhere?

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lt's not for the diamonds.
We have other equipment for that.

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lt's to blow out an airshaft
so we can work the lower levels of the mine.

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TOBY: But like l said,
l need somebody to get it up that road.

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That's what my father was trying to do
when Fletcher had him killed.

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l couldn't save his life,
but l can save his dream.

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l need your help.

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Give the lady an estimate, Face.

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With the cost overrides, perks,
per diems, light armaments...

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mileage bonus, $210,000.

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You've got to be kidding!

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South Africa's out of the zone.
We had to add 20%%.

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lf you pay peanuts, lady,
you wind up hiring monkeys.

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TOBY: lt's all l have. My father sent it to me
before he was murdered.

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Keep it as collateral,
and if you pull this off...

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l'll give you 10%% of the mine's find
in the first year.

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-What do you say, Face?
-Has a center flaw, but it will cut up nicely.

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Give it back.

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Miss Griffin, you just hired the A-Team.

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Pay us when we finish the job.

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Meet me at this address
the day after tomorrow.

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Bulawayo, Zulabwe....

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Bulawayo, Zulabwe?
Man, l ain't flying there!

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Of course you're not, B.A.

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[Upbeat instrumental music]

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Nurse, l want BP readings every six minutes.
Continue monitoring adrenalin levels.

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Slow down here a minute. What's going on?

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HANNlBAL: You must be Mr. Bellar.

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l don't know a Mr. Bellar.

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What are you doing?

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What's going on?
Bellar's supposed to expedite this.

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l can't let you board, l'm sorry.
l need to see some kind of paperwork.

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HANNlBAL: Paperwork, sir.

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Chief Babaracas must be on an operating
table in Johannesburg in 1 2 hours...

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or he will die.

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-Die?
-Yes, and on your airplane. Sign here.

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Sir, in a small way,
you have served medical science.

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The AMA thanks you,
the Chief thanks you, his tribe thanks you.

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[Hippo snorting]

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HANNlBAL: Come on, Murdock,
you're scaring the animals.

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FACE: You're also waking up B.A.

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B.A.: l said l wasn't flying to Africa,
but l'm here.

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l said l wasn't flying to no Borneo,
and l was there.

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The same with Mexico, Latin America...

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and anywhere else
you guys want to hustle me into.

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B.A., life's roads have many twists.

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l'm getting tired of all these tricks
you keep playing on me.

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This is the last time!

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There's the place.

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HANNlBAL: B.A.

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You hang around out here. You see any
governmental types, let us know.

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Take care of Bogey for me, will you?
He ain't old enough to drink yet.

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B.A.: The man's nuts!

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Bartender, give us a round of beers.

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There's nothing like a clandestine meeting.

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We could meet anywhere in Zulabwe
and Fletcher would know about it.

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TOBY: He owns the whole country.

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Anyway, l'm hiring people
who can handle themselves, right?

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But you're not paying us to be stupid.
Now, did you get the truck and supplies?

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Everything but the dynamite.

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The owner of the supply store
wouldn't sell it to me.

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Really?

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l'm a little light on wardrobe,
but maybe l can work something out.

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Shall we see what we can do?

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-You got it, Face-guy.
-Pleasure.

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Mr. Fletcher, this is Jake
down at the Come Lucky.

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Old man Griffin's kid
is talking some business.

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l don't know if this is gonna work.

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What country did you say
this uniform's from?

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Sherman Oaks Neighborhood Watch
and Parent Patrol.

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MURDOCK: What rank?
FACE: Chief Crossing Guard.

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-Terrific.
-Murdock, it's the singer, not the song.

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This'll work.

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-You think you can do it?
-Surely you must be jesting, old chap.

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After l saw Bridge on the River Kwai...

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it took me six months to realise
l wasn't Peter O'Toole.

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You mean Alec Guinness.
Peter O'Toole wasn't in that picture.

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He was, if you saw him through these eyes.

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[Moran coughing]

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Good afternoon, gents.
What can l do for you this afternoon?

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-Morey Moran?
-Yes.

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Then l can assume that these are
your initials on this purchase order.

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-M.M.?
-Yes.

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What are you doing?

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Calling Headquarters to tell them
we're questioning the suspect.

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Suspect? Wait a minute--

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You have already conceded, sir,
that your initials are on the document.

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Please do not complicate matters
by perjuring yourself.

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Look, l don't have to stand here
and take this from a....

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Who are you guys, anyway?

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That's Colonel Bradley Lexington,
Salisbury Explosives and Arms Control.

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l'm Edmund Morris,
United Nations attaché to Zulabwe.

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l ain't done nothing wrong.

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Why don't you go put
somebody else's knickers in a twist?

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MURDOCK: We are not amused.

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MURDOCK: On 16 December, 1982,
this establishment sold...

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10 cases of dynamite
to the Parker Construction Company.

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Do you concur?

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So what? l'm a supply store. But--

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To continue, said dynamite was defective...

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and a premature explosion...

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caused the untidy demise
of 22 workers employed...

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to renovate the bridge at Breaker Pass.
How do you respond to that?

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By saying that's bloody impossible...

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'cause there ain't no bridge
over Breaker Pass, that's why.

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ldiot! There is no need
to brutalize the Queen's English...

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along with your other crimes,
which now include...

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impugning a loyal subject
of Her Royal Majesty!

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Come on, you guys must be kidding.

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l sell good stuff here,
and everyone knows it.

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Don't make me laugh.

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No kippers, no English herringbone tweeds,
no meat pies...

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no Rolls-Royce petrol caps...

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no original pressings of Hey Jude.

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You, sir, are a miserable excuse
for a shop keep.

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And l don't see any state seals
or shipping dates on any of these.

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Mr. Moran, you're not buying this
on the black market, are you?

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l bought this stuff all legal,
and you can bank that at Barclays.

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Then where are the state seals?

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We're gonna have to
confiscate this as contraband.

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FACE: Colonel Lexington,
could you give me a hand, please?

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-Delighted.
-No, look....

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[Moran stuttering]

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SCHECKTER: Ever see him before?

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Probably came down
from the high country for supplies.

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HANNlBAL: Can you show me on the map
a way through Solomon's Pass?

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TOBY: Our route would be through this
passage here. Solomon's Pass.

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The roads may be a bit rough,
but monsoon season is over...

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so there's not much of a danger of slides.

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TOBY: lf we start at first light and
we're lucky, we should make it by nightfall.

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You're gonna need more than luck, darling.
You've been warned about this, Miss Griffin.

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You know this piece of cheese?

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Take a little healthy advice, mister.
Don't work for that lady.

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lt's rough country out there, you might get
bitten in the middle of the night.

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Great.

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Since l gave up golf,
my life has been real boring.

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TOBY: The mine was my father's, Scheckter.

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The claim was properly filed in Salisbury.
And l'm going to work it.

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Otherwise, he died for nothing.

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You try to work that mine...

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and you might have
the same kind of accident that killed him.

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They say bad luck runs in families.

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HANNlBAL: l've heard it's the same
with stupidity. Or was it ugliness?

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[Fast-paced instrumental music]

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Thanks, B.A.

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Nice, B.A.

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You're gonna die for this, mister.

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Come on, ladies.

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Come on, B.A.

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[Sinister instrumental music]

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[Phone ringing]

235
00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:58,512
Yes.

236
00:18:58,601 --> 00:19:00,060
SCHECKTER: Scheckter.
I'm at the Come Lucky.

237
00:19:00,603 --> 00:19:01,931
Scheckter, yes?

238
00:19:02,021 --> 00:19:04,856
SCHECKTER: I'm sorry, Mr. FIetcher,
we messed up.

239
00:19:05,942 --> 00:19:08,065
You're not paid to mess up!

240
00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:11,565
You kill them if you have to!
No one opens that mine but me!

241
00:19:11,697 --> 00:19:13,073
You understand?

242
00:19:16,452 --> 00:19:18,990
[Upbeat instrumental music]

243
00:19:25,211 --> 00:19:26,919
[Murdock yelling]

244
00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:33,209
l'm warning you, Murdock.
l got enough trouble with these roads...

245
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,259
without you making all that stupid noise.

246
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:38,929
Take it easy, B.A. How's this thing doing?

247
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,182
This thing is running terrible.

248
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,552
Seems like it's come from
one of Face's scams.

249
00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:46,600
Let's not get personal
when we have company.

250
00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:50,815
-How much further is it?
-About 20 miles.

251
00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:54,438
That is if Scheckter and his men
don't try to kill us first.

252
00:19:54,532 --> 00:19:56,904
They'll try. The question is where.

253
00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:06,617
You take Jaspers and Baker over
to Solomon's Pass just west of the ravine.

254
00:20:06,711 --> 00:20:07,790
Ambush them.

255
00:20:07,879 --> 00:20:10,630
No problem.
Just like we do with old man Griffin.

256
00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:14,712
SCHECKTER: We'll go back to the mine,
clean out the rest of those workers.

257
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:19,219
We'll see you back at Fletcher's.
Turn them inside out.

258
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,856
Keep driving like that,
and you'll get us there in a big ball of fire.

259
00:20:30,943 --> 00:20:32,319
Don't tell me how to drive, man.

260
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:35,606
ls this what l get for $210,000?

261
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:38,610
Come on, this is the way it's done
in all the Tarzan movies!

262
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:39,946
-That's right.
-Sure.

263
00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:44,662
First, the pretty lady hires a safari to help
her find the legendary elephant graveyard.

264
00:20:44,749 --> 00:20:47,833
Then one of the jungle party goes mad
from drinking swamp water.

265
00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:50,077
Ten days later, they're hopelessly lost!

266
00:20:50,171 --> 00:20:53,622
The porters abandon them as
they've crossed into the land of bad magic.

267
00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:54,747
Things are bad.

268
00:20:54,842 --> 00:20:57,629
Just as they are about to fall prey
to the savage natives--

269
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,219
Some dude in a loincloth and a $40 haircut
swings in and saves the day.

270
00:21:01,307 --> 00:21:02,801
[Murdock whoops]

271
00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:06,013
-How's it going back there, Face?
-Not good, Colonel.

272
00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:09,057
Gets real unstable when it's wet,
and it's sweating pretty good.

273
00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:13,104
l'm an expert on unstable.
This stuff is not unstable!

274
00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:16,522
This stuff won't even go off
without a blasting cap.

275
00:21:16,739 --> 00:21:18,150
Fraidy cats--

276
00:21:18,324 --> 00:21:19,949
AMY: Murdock!

277
00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:21,820
Brilliant, Murdock.

278
00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:36,047
We give this stuff one more good bounce...

279
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:38,375
and Murdock'll be telling his jokes
to St. Peter.

280
00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:39,750
He's already heard them.

281
00:21:39,887 --> 00:21:41,844
[Singing in bad Latin]

282
00:21:51,899 --> 00:21:53,559
Hang tight, B.A.

283
00:21:56,112 --> 00:21:58,817
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

284
00:22:16,591 --> 00:22:20,754
Go back up to the jeep and call Scheckter.
Tell him we've got these guys pinned down.

285
00:22:20,845 --> 00:22:22,469
JASPERS: Right.
VANATTA: Go!

286
00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:27,225
HANNlBAL: Face, take the left.
Murdock, you take the right.

287
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,717
Get up the hill and flank them.
We'll keep them busy.

288
00:22:29,812 --> 00:22:32,517
B.A., cover us.
l'll get the women away from the dynamite.

289
00:22:32,607 --> 00:22:34,730
Ready, go!

290
00:22:34,817 --> 00:22:37,652
[Fast-paced instrumental music continues]

291
00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:19,899
B.A.: My gun is jammed, Hannibal.
HANNlBAL: Here, take this.

292
00:23:21,072 --> 00:23:23,563
Stand by to heat it up. l'm going.

293
00:23:23,658 --> 00:23:25,152
Hannibal, where are you going?

294
00:23:25,243 --> 00:23:27,864
-The front door. Where else?
-Stupid question.

295
00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:34,457
MURDOCK: lt's Bogey the Bear time.
Freeze it!

296
00:23:40,049 --> 00:23:42,338
Bogey the Bear said, ''Freeze it!''

297
00:24:06,242 --> 00:24:09,326
Make a move
and l'll turn you into fruit salad.

298
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,954
HANNlBAL: On your feet, pal.

299
00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:17,872
You guys throw a heck of a party.
Looks like l got the door prize.

300
00:24:20,339 --> 00:24:21,834
[Murdock exclaims]

301
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,002
-You all right, Murdock?
-Yes.

302
00:24:27,096 --> 00:24:30,346
l don' t think Bogey
is gonna make it, Lieutenant.

303
00:24:31,184 --> 00:24:33,057
FACE: Too bad.
B.A.: Hannibal!

304
00:24:33,644 --> 00:24:36,645
We lost this wheel and half the axle.

305
00:24:38,065 --> 00:24:40,901
We ain't going nowhere, unless we walk.

306
00:24:40,985 --> 00:24:44,271
-How far is it to the mine, Miss Griffin?
-Too far.

307
00:24:44,697 --> 00:24:46,606
[Tense instrumental music]

308
00:24:52,997 --> 00:24:55,488
HANNlBAL: An abandoned truck?
You're putting me on.

309
00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:59,663
FACE: Right up over the ridge. l almost fell
over it while l was chasing those guys.

310
00:24:59,754 --> 00:25:02,245
HANNlBAL: Face, you're turning luck
into an art form.

311
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:06,669
Art form's a bit much. l prefer to think of it
as talent for the remarkable.

312
00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:09,293
This truck, was it an old blue pickup?

313
00:25:09,430 --> 00:25:13,262
Yeah. Rusted-out paint job,
some kind of artwork on the door.

314
00:25:13,434 --> 00:25:16,554
FACE: Bird, gargoyle, something like that.
TOBY: A griffin.

315
00:25:16,646 --> 00:25:19,979
He painted that stupid thing
on the door by himself.

316
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,976
Thought it protected him.

317
00:25:23,402 --> 00:25:26,818
Man, the parts we need
could still be on her daddy's truck.

318
00:25:26,906 --> 00:25:31,484
-l can get them and fix this thing.
-lt's a great idea, B.A. Give it a try.

319
00:25:31,619 --> 00:25:33,161
HANNlBAL: Come on, Face.

320
00:25:36,415 --> 00:25:38,040
What are you guys gonna do with us?

321
00:25:38,167 --> 00:25:41,453
We thought maybe we'd tie you to a tree
and leave you for the lions.

322
00:25:41,546 --> 00:25:43,455
They Iike a IittIe snack at night.

323
00:25:43,631 --> 00:25:45,956
They get the munchies, right after Carson.

324
00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,877
Could try the old lndian trick.

325
00:25:47,969 --> 00:25:51,468
-Stake them out over an anthill?
-l've always liked it.

326
00:25:51,556 --> 00:25:54,889
l don't know. l'm not sure
how l'd get the ants to go for these two.

327
00:25:54,976 --> 00:25:57,977
lt's easy. Just stick an ice-cream cone
right in their pocket.

328
00:25:58,062 --> 00:25:59,260
You guys are crazy.

329
00:25:59,355 --> 00:26:02,938
He is crazy. We are just bad-tempered.
Okay, start walking.

330
00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:06,356
VANATTA: What, you're letting us go?
HANNlBAL: For now.

331
00:26:06,988 --> 00:26:11,116
-We'll never make it back on foot.
-Try it on your hands and knees. Move it.

332
00:26:13,494 --> 00:26:15,487
Give Fletcher my regards.

333
00:26:16,664 --> 00:26:17,944
Move it!

334
00:26:23,421 --> 00:26:25,544
[Soft sentimental instrumental music]

335
00:26:29,093 --> 00:26:32,213
The damage is on the top.
We can still get what we need.

336
00:26:33,347 --> 00:26:35,589
He never had a chance, did he?

337
00:26:36,934 --> 00:26:38,097
No.

338
00:26:40,771 --> 00:26:42,266
You okay, Toby?

339
00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:47,151
You can get the parts.
ls that what you said?

340
00:26:50,114 --> 00:26:52,783
You know,
once three men beat up my father.

341
00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:55,654
They hurt him real bad. He almost died.

342
00:26:56,037 --> 00:27:00,284
It ain't the same, I reaIise that.
I know you're so mad you want to bust.

343
00:27:00,374 --> 00:27:04,039
But don't worry. Them guys
that got your father, they're gonna pay.

344
00:27:04,253 --> 00:27:06,210
You got my word on that.

345
00:27:13,137 --> 00:27:14,964
[Rhythmic instrumental music]

346
00:27:26,484 --> 00:27:28,192
Hurry up, you fool!

347
00:28:10,069 --> 00:28:11,729
You ready, B.A.?

348
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:15,318
lt won't win no lndy 500,
but it'll get us there.

349
00:28:15,408 --> 00:28:17,281
HANNlBAL: Let's go, Miss Griffin.

350
00:28:21,873 --> 00:28:25,704
You know, B.A., with a pair of pliers
and a little time...

351
00:28:26,836 --> 00:28:28,828
you could fix anything but dinner.

352
00:28:29,005 --> 00:28:31,543
[Rhythmic instrumental music resumes]

353
00:29:05,374 --> 00:29:07,118
You know, Toby...

354
00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:11,660
we don't have to maintain
this client-employee relationship forever.

355
00:29:11,756 --> 00:29:16,382
l mean, after you work the mine for a couple
of months, get it going good, we could...

356
00:29:16,469 --> 00:29:18,011
meet in Hawaii.

357
00:29:18,346 --> 00:29:21,762
l have access to a real nice condo
on the Big lsland.

358
00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:24,850
We could study volcanic eruptions together.

359
00:29:28,397 --> 00:29:32,609
On the other hand, we could just have
a quick drink in Johannesburg.

360
00:29:36,948 --> 00:29:38,987
[Elephants trumpeting]

361
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,032
Guys, without the risk of sounding
melodramatic, goodbye forever!

362
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,979
Pull up here.

363
00:30:10,898 --> 00:30:13,685
The air's beginning to feel a little richer.

364
00:30:13,776 --> 00:30:15,852
Like those diamonds know we're coming.

365
00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:19,195
They're very intelligent, you know.
They have many facets.

366
00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:21,986
When you get to know them,
most of them are absolute gems.

367
00:30:22,076 --> 00:30:24,911
Why do you want to stop here?
lt's only another few minutes.

368
00:30:24,996 --> 00:30:26,620
That stretch of road up there.

369
00:30:26,706 --> 00:30:30,324
Now, that isn't where l'd like to see
the A-Team memorial plaque erected.

370
00:30:30,418 --> 00:30:33,751
That's Solomon's Pass.
My father's mine's not far beyond.

371
00:30:33,838 --> 00:30:37,456
The road winds through the pass
and ends up there, at the top of the cliff.

372
00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:40,504
We have to go all the way there
in order to get back up here?

373
00:30:40,595 --> 00:30:41,793
lt's the only way.

374
00:30:41,929 --> 00:30:45,096
Didn't anybody consider
putting in an escalator? Come on.

375
00:30:45,183 --> 00:30:48,433
-Do l have to think of everything?
-Believe me, it's the only way.

376
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:50,761
l've been here hundreds of times
with my father.

377
00:30:50,855 --> 00:30:52,349
l'm sure you have.

378
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,563
When l jump into
that sleazy Fletcher's mind...

379
00:30:54,692 --> 00:30:57,978
l'd find the first place
l'd put an ambush is in Solomon's Pass.

380
00:30:58,237 --> 00:31:00,989
Wait. We're talking
about vertical here, Hannibal.

381
00:31:01,073 --> 00:31:02,616
Very.

382
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,242
Sergeant...

383
00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:06,652
how do you feel
about a little mountain climbing?

384
00:31:06,746 --> 00:31:09,830
Ain't no big thing. All it is,
is a whole lot of chin-ups.

385
00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:12,916
-Just don't put me in no flying machine.
-Wouldn't think of it.

386
00:31:13,002 --> 00:31:16,086
l want you to get up there
as soon as you can and drop me a rope.

387
00:31:16,172 --> 00:31:18,793
l want to pack that dynamite up the cliff.

388
00:31:18,883 --> 00:31:21,800
That's suicide.
This stuff's sweating like it's got a fever.

389
00:31:21,886 --> 00:31:25,136
lf we don't get the dynamite to the mine,
there's no sense going.

390
00:31:25,223 --> 00:31:28,307
HANNlBAL: Face, give B.A. that rope.
FACE: Right.

391
00:31:28,392 --> 00:31:30,432
You're crazier than Murdock.

392
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,189
l'd pull it up with a block and tackle,
but we can't.

393
00:31:33,272 --> 00:31:36,357
One bad bounce and the lights go out.
lt's going up on my back.

394
00:31:36,442 --> 00:31:37,521
B.A.: Don't touch that.

395
00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:40,564
You get on the jazz
with a pack of dynamite on your back...

396
00:31:40,655 --> 00:31:42,980
it'll blow a hole big enough
to bury an elephant.

397
00:31:43,074 --> 00:31:45,280
l'll get the dynamite. You stay away from it.

398
00:31:45,368 --> 00:31:48,784
Now somebody got to help me with this.
l can't do it by myself.

399
00:31:48,871 --> 00:31:51,196
All right, l'll take the rope up.

400
00:31:54,335 --> 00:31:57,040
HANNlBAL: And you need a volunteer, right?
B.A.: Right.

401
00:31:57,463 --> 00:31:58,578
Right.

402
00:31:58,673 --> 00:32:02,338
Don't you smile at me like that.
That's not even a real smile.

403
00:32:02,635 --> 00:32:05,589
Just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

404
00:32:27,076 --> 00:32:29,863
VANATTA: Why didn't you come back for us?
We could have died!

405
00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:32,445
Enough! Where are they now?

406
00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:35,541
JASPER: They fixed the truck.
Passed us when we were walking back.

407
00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:38,200
They are going northeast.
Probably heading for the mine.

408
00:32:38,379 --> 00:32:40,917
Before they get there,
we'll stop them in the pass.

409
00:32:41,132 --> 00:32:44,049
They've had a very long drive
in a jerry-rigged truck...

410
00:32:44,135 --> 00:32:46,922
and we have the helicopter.
Care to make any wagers?

411
00:32:47,013 --> 00:32:49,586
lt may not be that easy.
They get through that pass...

412
00:32:49,682 --> 00:32:51,722
they can pick up reinforcements at the mine.

413
00:32:51,809 --> 00:32:54,514
We'll fly there first,
and scatter those workers for good.

414
00:32:54,604 --> 00:32:57,605
Tell Scheckter we'll back them up
at the mine.

415
00:33:06,032 --> 00:33:07,823
HANNlBAL: You two all right?
AMY: Yeah.

416
00:33:07,909 --> 00:33:10,993
AMY: Murdock, are you okay?
l thought l heard some buzzing.

417
00:33:11,078 --> 00:33:13,237
What else do you expect from the...

418
00:33:13,915 --> 00:33:15,325
human fly?

419
00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:18,750
The climber of walls, source of annoyance...

420
00:33:19,128 --> 00:33:22,331
ruiner of picnics, sticky of foot!

421
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,047
HANNlBAL: B.A., Face, okay.

422
00:33:25,468 --> 00:33:27,757
[Suspenseful instrumental music]

423
00:33:46,948 --> 00:33:48,905
l hope the packs hold.

424
00:33:48,991 --> 00:33:51,399
-What if--
-lf they don't hold...

425
00:33:51,869 --> 00:33:54,491
that's about it. Just about where we're at.

426
00:34:18,437 --> 00:34:20,015
Look out, Face!

427
00:34:31,409 --> 00:34:33,734
FACE: B.A., your pack's coming open!

428
00:34:42,753 --> 00:34:43,868
They're all right.

429
00:34:48,593 --> 00:34:52,211
That blast came from the cliff area.
Give me the glasses.

430
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,637
[Tense instrumental music]

431
00:34:59,979 --> 00:35:01,888
Try and raise Fletcher.

432
00:35:13,534 --> 00:35:16,654
All right, nail down exactly where they are
and zero me in.

433
00:35:16,787 --> 00:35:19,076
Will do. We're opening up on them now.

434
00:35:32,053 --> 00:35:35,303
HANNlBAL: We'll have to run for the mines,
Toby, can you get us there?

435
00:35:35,389 --> 00:35:37,678
All right. Face, stick with her.
You got the point?

436
00:35:37,767 --> 00:35:41,930
Murdock and l'll give coverage fire.
B.A., l'll bring up the rear.

437
00:35:44,941 --> 00:35:46,732
HANNlBAL: You ready?
FACE: Ready.

438
00:35:47,068 --> 00:35:48,562
Murdock, go!

439
00:35:55,243 --> 00:35:57,816
They're headed straight for the main shaft
of the mine.

440
00:35:57,912 --> 00:35:59,786
SCHECKTER: Pick them up,
we'II foIIow them.

441
00:35:59,872 --> 00:36:01,153
Got you.

442
00:36:01,249 --> 00:36:03,574
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

443
00:36:40,246 --> 00:36:43,946
-What are we going to do now?
-The thing is, what are they gonna do?

444
00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:46,746
Probably blow the mine.
We end up under a pile of rocks...

445
00:36:46,836 --> 00:36:48,295
and they go home. Nice and neat.

446
00:36:48,379 --> 00:36:50,621
HANNlBAL: ls there another exit out of here?
TOBY: No.

447
00:36:50,798 --> 00:36:53,467
We sure could use that air shaft
you wanted, right now.

448
00:36:53,634 --> 00:36:56,837
Fletcher wouldn't blow this mine.
He wants to work it.

449
00:36:57,096 --> 00:37:00,180
That's why he hired Alan Scheckter
to kill my father.

450
00:37:00,266 --> 00:37:04,050
-Yeah, and now us.
-Hannibal, can we go home now?

451
00:37:04,645 --> 00:37:06,519
[Tense instrumental music]

452
00:37:35,092 --> 00:37:38,093
Sorry, Mr. Fletcher.
Griffin's kid hired some real muscle.

453
00:37:38,179 --> 00:37:39,459
These guys are good.

454
00:37:39,597 --> 00:37:42,930
SCHECKTER: They probably have
enough ammo to hold us off all night.

455
00:37:45,436 --> 00:37:47,725
We'll attack them in the morning.

456
00:37:47,813 --> 00:37:50,435
Scheckter, you take Landers
and get some tear gas.

457
00:37:50,525 --> 00:37:53,016
We'll stand guard here until you do.

458
00:37:53,611 --> 00:37:56,149
We'll flush them out in the morning.

459
00:38:07,959 --> 00:38:10,497
Where're all the workers
that were supposed to be here?

460
00:38:10,586 --> 00:38:12,460
This lantern was lit when we ran in here.

461
00:38:12,547 --> 00:38:15,880
Fletcher probably ran them off.
Just like he tried to run off my dad.

462
00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:18,292
-Terrific.
-We better get started.

463
00:38:18,678 --> 00:38:23,007
lf this thing goes by the numbers, those
goons will be storming this place at sunrise.

464
00:38:26,102 --> 00:38:28,771
Hannibal, we got
a regular hardware store here.

465
00:38:28,855 --> 00:38:31,891
My dad was moving equipment in here
for months.

466
00:38:32,942 --> 00:38:34,222
Hey B.A.

467
00:38:34,318 --> 00:38:37,485
Remember that two-man patrol
we did in Cambodia?

468
00:38:38,531 --> 00:38:39,776
Yeah.

469
00:38:39,866 --> 00:38:42,950
l think l can rig something up. lt'll be nice.

470
00:38:43,035 --> 00:38:45,906
HANNlBAL: Face, give us
that acetylene torch.

471
00:38:45,997 --> 00:38:48,155
[Adventurous instrumental music]

472
00:40:31,519 --> 00:40:35,386
-You men in there, can you hear me?
-Can't hear a word.

473
00:40:35,481 --> 00:40:38,352
Come on out in one minute
or we'll blow the mine.

474
00:40:38,442 --> 00:40:42,226
You're bluffing.
You want this hole in the dirt left open.

475
00:40:42,321 --> 00:40:46,449
-You won't blow it. Try again.
-You can't stay in there forever.

476
00:40:46,534 --> 00:40:49,321
There's only one way out,
and it's target practice for us.

477
00:40:49,412 --> 00:40:50,823
Give it up or you'll starve.

478
00:40:50,913 --> 00:40:54,745
Don't worry about us.
We'll send out to the corner deli.

479
00:41:01,257 --> 00:41:02,420
You guys ready?

480
00:41:02,508 --> 00:41:05,960
You bet l am. l'm gonna pay those guys
back for what they did to Bogey.

481
00:41:06,053 --> 00:41:07,880
-The fool's crazy!
-Now, Murdock...

482
00:41:07,972 --> 00:41:10,048
when we drop the hammer,
head for the chopper.

483
00:41:10,141 --> 00:41:13,261
l've got a hunch when things get hot,
Fletcher's gonna split.

484
00:41:14,228 --> 00:41:16,304
HANNlBAL: You ready, B.A.?
B.A.: Ready.

485
00:41:16,397 --> 00:41:17,725
FACE: Tear gas!

486
00:41:55,228 --> 00:41:57,553
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

487
00:42:29,095 --> 00:42:32,345
Keep that gun on them. These guys
will admit Fletcher hired them.

488
00:42:32,431 --> 00:42:33,760
HANNlBAL: We'll indict him.

489
00:42:33,850 --> 00:42:36,601
-lf he doesn't get away first.
-He won't.

490
00:43:37,371 --> 00:43:39,031
FLETCHER: Help!

491
00:43:40,124 --> 00:43:41,998
FLETCHER: Are you crazy?

492
00:43:48,841 --> 00:43:52,340
[Upbeat instrumental music]

493
00:44:07,944 --> 00:44:10,980
lt's the ball game, Coach.
Got the whole team.

494
00:44:17,703 --> 00:44:19,495
How we getting home?

495
00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:25,043
Somebody better give me an answer quick,
before l get mad.

496
00:44:25,127 --> 00:44:29,291
l told you, that's not my end of the rope.
l run my department, Hannibal runs his.

497
00:44:29,382 --> 00:44:31,291
-Ask him.
-How'd it go?

498
00:44:31,384 --> 00:44:34,753
Scheckter and his grizzle are gonna testify
that Fletcher hired them.

499
00:44:34,846 --> 00:44:36,553
They'll put him away for a long time.

500
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:40,222
Maybe now some of the people in this town
won't be afraid to work for me.

501
00:44:40,309 --> 00:44:42,551
Hannibal, how are we gonna get home?

502
00:44:42,645 --> 00:44:46,643
That's Murdock's end of the operation.
l'm just a single man...

503
00:44:46,732 --> 00:44:49,306
working against insurmountable odds.

504
00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:52,977
l said, ''How?''
Tell me or l'll break your head!

505
00:44:53,072 --> 00:44:55,029
MURDOCK: lt's already broken.

506
00:44:58,327 --> 00:44:59,572
[Laughing] Sucker.

507
00:45:01,789 --> 00:45:03,414
Tried to get me.

508
00:45:09,463 --> 00:45:10,792
Excuse us.

509
00:45:11,632 --> 00:45:13,210
HANNlBAL: Murdock, give us a hand.

510
00:45:13,301 --> 00:45:16,670
Thanks. Really.
You guys might be a little unique...

511
00:45:17,096 --> 00:45:18,555
but you're great.

512
00:45:19,307 --> 00:45:20,552
Just one more thing.

513
00:45:20,641 --> 00:45:22,385
-What's that?
-The diamond.

514
00:45:22,476 --> 00:45:25,892
You don't get your collateral back
until we get our 10%% of the mine.

515
00:45:30,276 --> 00:45:32,150
Business is business.

516
00:45:41,245 --> 00:45:43,119
[Theme music]