1 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:01,517 In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,146 for a crime they didn't commit. 3 00:01:03,228 --> 00:01:06,191 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade... 4 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,857 to the Los Angeles underground. 5 00:01:07,941 --> 00:01:11,613 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 6 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:14,157 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 7 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:17,700 and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. 8 00:03:06,852 --> 00:03:08,478 - Good afternoon. - Hello. 9 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,693 Welcome to Perrino's Restaurant. 10 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:17,239 - Good afternoon, sir. May I... - May you what, sucker? 11 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,365 May I park your vehicle? 12 00:03:18,446 --> 00:03:20,909 Are you crazy? Nobody drive my van but me. 13 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,576 Get out of here. 14 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,960 He's a famous French actor. 15 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:34,006 A little eccentric, but with a talent beyond compare. 16 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,213 He didn't sound French. 17 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:38,719 Studied for five years at the Harvard School of Performing Arts. 18 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,144 Bravo! 19 00:03:48,101 --> 00:03:49,438 Don't touch my van, sucker. 20 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,980 If you do, I'll come back and feed you your socks. 21 00:03:52,105 --> 00:03:54,774 The famous "feed you your socks" line... 22 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:58,989 from the Pulitzer Prize winning play, Right on Ruth by Margaret Hanley. 23 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:00,657 Shut up, fool. Come on. 24 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,173 Mr. Peck, how marvelous to see you again. 25 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:20,301 - Your table is, as always, waiting for you. - How sweet, Henri. 26 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,553 You run one of the best restaurants in the city. 27 00:04:22,678 --> 00:04:25,140 We try, monsieur. Have you ever come to our brunch? 28 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,058 How long we gotta listen to this jive? 29 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:30,979 - When can we get something to eat? - Allow me to take you to your table. 30 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:46,078 I have ordered a bottle of Mr. Peck's favourite wine for your table. 31 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,913 - Merci. - Our compliments. 32 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,791 - Enjoy. - Henri, you are a treasure. 33 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,376 Enjoy. 34 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,628 When's the wedding, Face? 35 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:58,422 Head waiters need to be stroked. And B. A., will you just button it? 36 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,300 It's bad enough you look like an extra from Fort Apache... 37 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:03,553 without giving the head waiters a bad time. 38 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,265 AMY: Which one is he? 39 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:09,892 - He ain't here, man. - He's probably in the supply room. 40 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:13,646 At first I thought I was wrong, but the more I ate here... 41 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,233 Especially the bread. 42 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:20,361 Remember that bread he used to make? Just a hint of ginseng. 43 00:05:21,028 --> 00:05:22,573 Remember that? 44 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,992 Wonderful. 45 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:34,208 Man, this bread tastes like the bread we had in that Viet Cong prison camp. 46 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:38,588 The North Vietnamese POW cuisine is highly underrated. 47 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:42,717 The sauces were exquisite, the brown gravy was simmered in wine. 48 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,847 Comedians from Second City. 49 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:49,224 They're opening at the Comedy Store Tuesday night. 50 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,143 A riot. A real riot. 51 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:56,315 Come on, guys, try and not burn this place for me, huh? 52 00:05:56,397 --> 00:06:00,319 Do you think the cook at the POW camp you were at 10 years ago... 53 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,403 is the pastry chef in this restaurant? 54 00:06:02,486 --> 00:06:03,988 HANNIBAL: It doesn't add up, Face. 55 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,075 How could Lin Duk Coo get out of a communist territory? 56 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,286 No, we really owe it to that little guy. 57 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,579 There was a general in the camp, Amy. 58 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,750 He would starve the prisoners. Guys were dying of malnutrition. 59 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,669 And Lin Duk Coo would just sneak them food. 60 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:20,671 MURDOCK: Saved a lot of grunts' lives and risked his own life. 61 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:24,009 If General Chow had caught him, he'd have killed him. 62 00:06:24,091 --> 00:06:26,386 This is Lin's bread, all right. 63 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:32,976 There. Now is that Lin Duk Coo or his twin brother, or what? 64 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,560 I'll be a son of a gun. 65 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:38,397 That sure does look like him. Face, why don't you just ask him? 66 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:41,025 Well, I was a little hesitant to say anything. 67 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,695 I was with society people. 68 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:48,283 It didn't seem appropriate to stand up and call out to him in an elegant restaurant. 69 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,536 Hey, Lin Duk Coo! 70 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,619 Ay-yi-yi! 71 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,870 It's B. A. Baracus. 72 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,247 Hey, man! 73 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,297 Come on, Face. 74 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:05,716 HANNIBAL: Gangway. 75 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:12,682 Thank you, Henri. As always your hospitality was... 76 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,482 DON: Everybody on the ground! 77 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,321 Okay, pal. Let's go. 78 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,489 Do it now, or you're dead. 79 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,353 - I do nothing. Let me go. - Shut up. 80 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,109 Where did those guys come from? 81 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:08,697 When Lin came out the back door, they were on him like a cat on a rat. 82 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,990 Are you sure it was him? It's been 10 years. 83 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,116 Ay-yi-yi! 84 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:16,579 Did you hear him say, "Ay-yi-yi"? He said, "Ay-yi-yi. " 85 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,623 Yep, that was Lin, all right. 86 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,668 - Nobody says "Ay-yi-yi" like that. - What? 87 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:25,671 Well, when we were in prison camp, Murdock taught him some Western songs. 88 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:28,799 The Chisolm TraiI, you know, "Come a ti-yi-yipee-yipee-ay. " 89 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:32,513 Well, that was Lin's favourite expression. Only he couldn't sing it right. 90 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:35,722 He used to sing: "Come a ti-yi-yi-yi-yi. " 91 00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:39,770 'Cause Murdock didn't teach him right. That's how we know it's him for sure. 92 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:43,023 [Adventurous instrumental music] 93 00:09:24,104 --> 00:09:25,105 All right. 94 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:28,233 We don't know what's going on in there. We gotta play it loose. 95 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,572 Amy, you take the wheel. When we come out, pull this thing in close. 96 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:32,823 Got it. 97 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,531 Ready? Let's go. 98 00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:42,583 B. A., you take the right flank. 99 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:48,920 I'll take point. Face, you take the left. Murdock, you're on rear guard. 100 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,092 On a 30 count, give us crossfire on a retreat. 101 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,137 Hannibal, don't put this crazy man on the crossfire. 102 00:09:55,218 --> 00:09:57,095 I don't wanna get shot by this fool. 103 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:59,892 It's just a cover position, in case we get in trouble. 104 00:09:59,973 --> 00:10:01,933 We never get in trouble. 105 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:06,565 1,001, 1,002, 1,003... 106 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,385 I guess you know you're dead, mister. 107 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,763 A threat from one without authority is not to be feared. 108 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:05,307 Mr. Anderson says take him out with the load and feed him to the crabs. 109 00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:09,352 In case you don't comprende, that's the authority to waste your butt. 110 00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:11,104 - Are we loaded? - In a minute. 111 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:13,567 Let's get outta here. You, let's go. 112 00:12:14,983 --> 00:12:17,654 All right, drop them or get kissed off. 113 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,025 Come on, Lin, move it. 114 00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:10,121 Hey, you need a lift? 115 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,146 Ride 'em, cowboy! 116 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,946 Hey, Face, what kind of place is this? 117 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:26,281 We need a hideout. We might as well use my new apartment. 118 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:29,117 And be sure you don't mess anything up. 119 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,297 Lin, you buckaroo. 120 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,593 Oh, boy, I get rescued in the nick of time. 121 00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:48,553 If you'd looked before you ran, you would've seen it was us. 122 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,430 Yes, you are one hard man to miss. 123 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:53,393 - What's going on, Lin? - I'm in big trouble. 124 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:54,895 DR. PETERS: Mr. Toney? 125 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,984 - Is everything all right? - Fine, Dr. Peters. 126 00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:06,698 These people are here to install Mrs. Wright's 16th floor "L" unit. 127 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,657 Wait till you see it, little piece of heaven. 128 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,866 DR. PETERS: Outstanding. 129 00:15:09,991 --> 00:15:12,118 I hope you're still planning on Sunday brunch. 130 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,912 Yeah, wouldn't miss it. 131 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,997 Nice to see you, Mrs. Peters. 132 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:20,168 Mr. Toney? You gotta be kidding. 133 00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,339 Sounds like some hairdresser to me. 134 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,968 Mr. Toney. Isn't that the name of a famous LA decorator? 135 00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:30,345 Look, can we get out of the garage, please? Let's just go to my penthouse suite. 136 00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:31,765 Of course. 137 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,525 Mrs. Kline, Mr. Kline. 138 00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:45,195 How many times have I told you, when you deliver a crushed velvet sofa... 139 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,574 you must wear white gloves. You left your fingerprints all over it. 140 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,408 Now, let Mr. and Mrs. Kline out, please. 141 00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:57,914 LIN: Faceman does not change. Still scams like crazy. 142 00:15:58,039 --> 00:16:00,167 You jiving these folks you a decorator, man? 143 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:02,794 A decorator, Face? That's great. I love it. 144 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,756 Yeah, a riot, isn't it? 145 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,425 I supply the hideout and you supply the raspberries. 146 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,527 "This model penthouse apartment was designed by... " 147 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,322 Man, how did you scam a place like this? 148 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,825 I live in a sleazy hotel and you live in a palace. 149 00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:36,205 Look, can we put the apartment behind us? 150 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:40,375 I think we should try to find out why they're trying to kill Lin. 151 00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:45,506 I love it, Face. You got a lot of style. 152 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,258 This lamp ought to be a little higher. 153 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:53,553 Here you are, living in Mr. Toney's plush pile playpen... 154 00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:57,474 bumming brunches with Dr. and Mrs. Peters... 155 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:03,480 and wearing Mr. Toney's silk jammies. 156 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:05,857 I'm proud of you. 157 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,735 HANNIBAL: And as leader of the A-Team... 158 00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:12,657 I'm gonna commandeer this joint for my temporary headquarters. 159 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,408 B. A.: Hey, Face. 160 00:17:14,991 --> 00:17:16,701 We like your place. 161 00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:19,871 Great. Just great. 162 00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:23,000 Try and help out, and you get used and abused. 163 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,170 Faceman is still one sharp cookie. 164 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,222 LIN: I come to America. General Chow arranged it for me. 165 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:41,936 He say to me, "Contact Mr. Anderson at Angel Bakery Company. 166 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,064 "Give him a letter. " Which is what I do. 167 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,153 Mr. Anderson turned out to be... 168 00:17:51,611 --> 00:17:54,072 Lt. Angel from POW camp. 169 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,284 That creep from "C" barracks? 170 00:17:56,366 --> 00:18:00,745 That slime Navy lieutenant who burned everybody? Mr. Snitch? 171 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,708 So that sadistic general you guys were telling me about sent Lin to the U. S.? 172 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,545 Yeah, he's got the power to arrange about anything. 173 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,924 He wanted Lin to take a message to the worst dirtball in that POW camp... 174 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,385 a Navy lieutenant who collaborated with the enemy. 175 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,094 HANNIBAL: His name was Thomas Angel... 176 00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:19,472 and then he changed it to Thomas Anderson. 177 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,767 He's the one who owns that bakery. 178 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,021 That's all I know. Got no more information. 179 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:28,982 LIN: After I deliver message, I hear them say they're gonna kill me. 180 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,067 I run, get job as cook. 181 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,696 I guess today they find me, and try to kill me. 182 00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:37,283 They gotta get past me first. 183 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,992 What's going on? 184 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,560 I have been informed of last night's mistake. 185 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,396 General Chow, this is not Vietnam. 186 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,691 ANDERSON: You aren't the camp commander any more, and I am not your POW. 187 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,111 Furthermore, you'd be advised to remember that we've become partners. 188 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,697 You have let Lin Duk Coo slip away. 189 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,242 You have robbed me of my revenge. 190 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,036 In case you've forgotten something... 191 00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:25,121 we're in the narcotics business, and not the revenge business. 192 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,958 You've got the distribution pipeline setup from China... 193 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,753 and I've got the best distribution outlet there could be. 194 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,297 I don't see that revenge has anything to do with it. 195 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,174 You are not of my culture. 196 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:38,343 Perhaps you should ask your father about the laws of silence... 197 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,763 the omertà of the American underworld. 198 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,723 Perhaps he can explain revenge to you. 199 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,269 When they took him, they also robbed my bakery truck. 200 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:50,022 And in that truck was installed the first shipment of your China white. 201 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,815 Then you have much to do. 202 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,902 And I would suggest you not waste time standing here. 203 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,362 A new distribution network can be set up. 204 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,867 Lin Duk Coo, he helped American prisoners to escape from my concentration camp. 205 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,452 This cook who defied me must die. 206 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,789 GEN. CHOW: You will accomplish this... 207 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:11,835 or I will fill his grave with your body, Lt. Angel. 208 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,517 ANDERSON: Let's get out of here. 209 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,488 [Murdock and Lin singing] 210 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,949 Do you have anything else at all? 211 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,994 Hobbies. 212 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,830 Memberships, anything like that? 213 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,208 Yeah. 214 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,252 Great. 215 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,379 Got it. 216 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,049 You're a doll. Thanks. 217 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,721 [Both singing] 218 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:10,019 Shut up, Murdock. Don't wanna hear this fool singing. 219 00:21:10,977 --> 00:21:12,229 Murdock. 220 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,857 All right, what do we know about our old war buddy, Lt. Thomas Angel? 221 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,194 I think you're gonna like this. His father is Big Tom Angel... 222 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,864 the well-known underworld figure who's semi-retired in Arizona right now. 223 00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:26,993 Now, Little Tom changed his name to Anderson about five years ago. 224 00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:30,289 He's been running the family's dope operation out of here. 225 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,917 Nobody seems to be able to hang anything on him. 226 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,086 HANNIBAL: Golf, huh? AMY: Apparently he's a real nut about golf. 227 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,005 It's one of his few vices. 228 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,759 He plays out at Hillfair every afternoon with two of his gorillas. 229 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,218 HANNIBAL: No kidding. 230 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,014 Hannibal, I don't like it when you get that look. 231 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,809 The Colonel love it when plan come together. 232 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,476 You bet he does. 233 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,027 HANNIBAL: What do you think of his game, Joe? 234 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,112 Can't hit a lick. 235 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,412 - Nice shot, sir. - Thank you. 236 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:24,718 ANDERSON: Hey, come on, you guys. Putt, will you? We're waiting out here. 237 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,930 Don, go down there and get those guys moving, will you? 238 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:31,850 I said, come on, we're waiting. Let's go. 239 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,812 I tell you, Face, my ball can talk. 240 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,147 It can. 241 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:40,233 DON: Come on, guys, hit the ball. We're waiting up here. 242 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,403 Say something nice to Faceman. 243 00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,237 [Squeaking] 244 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:47,991 Lots of them can talk, Murdock, but can it sing? 245 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,577 I haven't taught him any songs yet. 246 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:54,581 You guys wanna get off the green? Mr. Anderson's party's tired of waiting. 247 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,083 Company's coming, and you with nothing to wear. 248 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,170 Real funny, guys. 249 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:03,215 Well, if you don't like our jokes, let's try some business. 250 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:12,349 Just stand nice and still and say nothing. 251 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:20,607 Don, will you come on and get those guys to putt? Come on, move it! 252 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,567 Okay, Joey. 253 00:23:23,818 --> 00:23:26,280 Drop that belly gun on the ground. 254 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,581 What do you say, Lieutenant? 255 00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,418 Still selling other people's stuff like in Nam? 256 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:41,837 Colonel? Colonel Smith. 257 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,049 We're ready. 258 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:52,390 HANNIBAL: Put your nose in the ground, Joey. Hands behind your head. 259 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,936 Amy, grab that gun. Get back inside. 260 00:23:57,019 --> 00:24:00,105 Okay, kid, climb in. We're gonna have a POW-wow. 261 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,819 You don't know what you're messing with, Smith. 262 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:09,823 Yes, I do. I'm just impetuous. I'm also nuts and trigger-happy. 263 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:13,869 So get in the van before I foam at the mouth and start blasting. 264 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,002 He'll be okay, pop. 265 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:38,269 [Squeakily] You think that we like being socked around this course? We don't. 266 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,272 This is a warning from the Golf Ball Liberation Front. 267 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,565 Leave my people be. 268 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,192 MURDOCK: Let's go! 269 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,861 [Slow instrumental music] 270 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,247 [Military instrumental music] 271 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,671 It's all clear. 272 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,639 Go ahead, Face. Post your guard. 273 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:19,976 Very clever, Colonel. You were always neat with sort of unique kind of plans. 274 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:24,148 - Let's just say I'm real impressed. - Let's say you're in trouble. 275 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,317 Wait a minute. You guys are the ones in trouble. 276 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:29,611 By now you've surely found out who my father is? 277 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,532 Yeah. A big dope dealer. 278 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,576 And General Chow is a big dope supplier... 279 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,704 who is looking for a way to get his junk into the U. S. 280 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,123 And then 10 years ago, in Nam... 281 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:45,169 along comes Mr. Angel's little boy, Tommy... 282 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,297 ends up in the General's POW camp. 283 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:52,635 The perfect solution for General Chow's U. S. distribution... 284 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,428 and his daddy's wholesale business. 285 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:56,764 So, you sold out, didn't you, kid? 286 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,892 The rest of the prisoners were eating cockroaches and grass... 287 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:03,228 while you're in the General's headquarters eating smoked almonds... 288 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,604 and having your nails buffed. 289 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,649 That was over 10 years ago, like you said. 290 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:10,068 - Not even you'd hold a grudge that long. - Maybe he can't, but I can. 291 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,822 A lot of men died and you had the power to help them. But you didn't. 292 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:20,203 So, we can square it for them right here. 293 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:23,331 We drop you in a hole and all debts are paid. 294 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:31,549 Hey, wait a minute. You guys are better businessmen than that. 295 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,177 Come on, I know who you are. I've read the newspapers. 296 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,512 You're hot and you need money. 297 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:40,016 What do you say, Colonel, if we just let Saigons be bygones... 298 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,099 and make a deal? 299 00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:44,562 - I'm not for sale, Lieutenant. - Sure you are. Everyone's for sale. 300 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:47,689 - You really believe that, don't you? - Wait a minute. 301 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:50,609 You've got my bread truck, and you've got Lin Duk Coo. 302 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:51,777 I need them both. 303 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,738 ANDERSON: Why don't we make a deal? You turn them over to me... 304 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:57,824 and I'll pay you $1million cash money. 305 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,535 It's not enough. 306 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:02,914 You'll have to come up with something more substantial. 307 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,956 What do you got in mind? 308 00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:08,669 General Chow. 309 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,130 I can't do that. He's not even in this country. 310 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,798 Lin says he is. 311 00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:15,510 There're lots of ways of getting dope out of China. 312 00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,428 General Chow is just one of them. 313 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:21,140 HANNIBAL: You're a smart kid. You can come up with another supplier. 314 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:25,520 I can't buff your nails, but I can keep you alive. 315 00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:31,150 I can't stay alive standing in this hole. 316 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,860 Give me time. I'll have to talk to my father about this. 317 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,655 Give me your telephone number. 318 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,538 You got four hours. 319 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,122 Wait a minute. You guys gonna leave me standing here? 320 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:50,795 - What happens if I double-cross you, sir? - Hey, kid, you're not that swift. 321 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:54,464 HANNIBAL: I did some squirrelly things in Nam, and lived to tell about it. 322 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,967 You're like bread on a windowsill. 323 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,637 Mine, when I want you. 324 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:03,933 The only thing saving you is I want General Chow more. 325 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:08,145 [Tense instrumental music] 326 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,148 Face, Amy, come on the run. 327 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:34,797 MURDOCK: Golf balls all over the world are ready for a new leader. 328 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,840 B. A.: Shut up, fool! 329 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,843 I can't pull this muffler off with you jabbering in my ear. 330 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:43,931 MURDOCK: Sure. You live in a nice hotel room. 331 00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:47,935 MURDOCK: How'd you like to be stuffed in the side pocket of a golf bag? 332 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:52,480 A hairy hand pulls you out and stands you on your tippey toes on a wooden tee... 333 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,941 and you, not even fully awake yet. 334 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,362 And then, they pull out the club. 335 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,072 A club, B. A. 336 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,784 And they stand over you. 337 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:07,579 You close your little eyes while they winding up, B. A... 338 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:12,209 and then they swing that club with all their might... 339 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:15,880 hitting you in your little face, driving you off the tee, man. 340 00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:17,757 Driving you off the tee! 341 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,217 It's a golf ball, sucker. Nothing but a golf ball. 342 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:22,011 You're driving me crazy. 343 00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:23,720 Nothing changes. 344 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,515 You guys find anything? 345 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:30,227 Take this fool back with you, Colonel. Can't stand this golf ball liberation stuff. 346 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:33,563 There's got to be something valuable in this truck. 347 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:38,360 Hey, B. A., you're strewing stuff all over the floor here. 348 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:41,321 I mean, we have a maintenance policy in this building. 349 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,739 No messing the common areas. 350 00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,910 This garage happens to be a common area. 351 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:49,664 Look, Face. If I wanna mess up around here, I'll mess up. 352 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:53,708 Hannibal, you really think you're gonna find something in the truck? 353 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,335 Little Tommy... 354 00:29:55,961 --> 00:30:00,258 offered us $1million for this truck and Lin. 355 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:05,220 Now, my guess is there's some China white stashed in here. 356 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,769 [Car horn honking] 357 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,816 STELLA: Mr. Toney, what on earth is going on here? 358 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,528 I was planning... 359 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,320 [Hammering] 360 00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:25,991 I was planning a little merci soirée for the people in the building. 361 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,910 Coffee and cake in the modeI. 362 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:31,163 And this fellow's bakery truck broke down. 363 00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:33,832 Well, that's very sweet, but this is a common area. 364 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:37,378 I know. I feel just awful. 365 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:40,463 You better get it cleaned up before Mr. Yerkovitch sees it. 366 00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:44,718 I will. Listen, are you busy Tuesday night? 367 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,889 Ciao, darling. 368 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,266 [Car tyres screeching] 369 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,434 Ciao. 370 00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,817 This is the best deal I ever promoted, and you... 371 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:01,903 [Hammering] 372 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:04,280 Hannibal, do you mind? 373 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:07,449 You guys are gonna get me thrown out. 374 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:11,203 How did you work this, Face? I mean, you never did tell us. 375 00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:15,541 Mr. Toney's in Europe for three months, so he's never around. 376 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:18,544 I dropped by one day to see a model... 377 00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:21,547 and I just sort of never left. 378 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,300 Pretty soon, everyone was calling me Mr. Toney... 379 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,219 and it's just a case of mistaken identity. 380 00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,015 Well, that was fun. 381 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:33,850 I never cut up 40 loaves of bread before. 382 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,853 Hey! 383 00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:41,316 Hey, that's either well under done, or we found the stash. 384 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,361 I knew there was some junk in here somewhere. 385 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,864 [Serious instrumental music] 386 00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:02,462 Heroin. 387 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:10,388 - I say, Mr. Toney. - Yes, Dr. Peters, isn't it awful? 388 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:12,306 DR. PETERS: But this is a common area. 389 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,809 I'm really truly devastated by what's happened here. 390 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,602 HANNIBAL: See you later, Face. FACE: Truly devastated. 391 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,899 ANDERSON: Hello. HANNIBAL: Not bad, kid. 392 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,109 HANNIBAL: Inside the bread. That's reaI clever. 393 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,903 Good way to ship it around the country. 394 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:28,113 I wondered what you were doing selling bread. 395 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,448 I figured you'd find out in time, old buddy. 396 00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:32,993 There must be $10 million here. 397 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,913 Depending on how much you cut it. Now, here's the deaI, kid. 398 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:39,332 You tell General Chow to meet us at Indian Dunes tonight at 11:00. 399 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:41,794 Got any plans on how I'm supposed to deliver him? 400 00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:45,839 Yeah. You tell him we have Lin Duk Coo... 401 00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:50,093 and we'll trade you Lin and the dope for General Chow. 402 00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:52,388 I'm not sure that I can deliver that. 403 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:55,974 Sure you can, Tommy. We're not talking breadsticks here. 404 00:32:56,142 --> 00:33:00,521 We're talking $10 million of heroin, your entire distribution set up... 405 00:33:00,897 --> 00:33:04,983 and who knows, maybe 20 years in the federal slammer. 406 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,738 You think that's gonna work, just holding on like that? 407 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,824 Depends whether or not it's connected to a switchboard. 408 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:16,287 OPERATOR: If you're through with this call, please hang up. 409 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,623 ANDERSON: This is the telephone company operator. 410 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:24,003 ANDERSON: Time and charges on that last call: $15.65 for 16 message units. 411 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,048 OPERATOR: This is the switchboard at Century Towers West. 412 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:30,259 Re-contact your party for those charges, please. 413 00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:35,932 We're gonna pay Col. Smith a surprise visit. 414 00:33:40,645 --> 00:33:43,730 Hannibal and the guys said you saved their lives in Vietnam. 415 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,651 That you risked your life to feed the American soldiers. 416 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,443 I'm not political. 417 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:52,364 Born in North Vietnam, forced to join army. 418 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:57,036 But I make bread, cook like angel. So, General Chow makes me personal chef. 419 00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,705 When he took over prison camp, I go, I cook. 420 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:04,084 You're really something, you know that? 421 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:06,461 If you are a friend of A-Team... 422 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:10,675 if they make you a member, then you really are something, I think. 423 00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:14,679 And now for secret ingredient. 424 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,270 [Hammering] 425 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,780 You're destroying the elevator. 426 00:34:31,864 --> 00:34:34,616 Another common area bites the dust. 427 00:34:35,826 --> 00:34:37,286 What are you doing? 428 00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:40,538 Look, man, Hannibal said he wants the truck to be armour-plated. 429 00:34:40,622 --> 00:34:43,875 This is the only stuff I could find that would work. 430 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:45,961 Hello. 431 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:48,213 I'm redoing the interiors of the elevators... 432 00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:51,675 getting all this atrocious macho chic steel out of here. 433 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,260 Gonna put up flocked wall paper. It's really lovely. 434 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:56,637 We'll be finished in a day or so, Mrs. Steiner. 435 00:34:56,721 --> 00:35:00,391 So sorry for the inconvenience. Can you please use the next car? 436 00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:01,893 Thank you. 437 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:10,401 [Adventurous instrumental music] 438 00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:50,943 It's always easier to look the other way, isn't it, Hannibal? 439 00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:55,322 Injustice is always rewarded with indifference. 440 00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:57,282 Yeah, I guess so. 441 00:35:57,366 --> 00:36:01,745 Murdock, when you seal these, be sure you get all the air out first. 442 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:04,872 Like, I mean... 443 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:08,752 take the injustice of the golf ball washer. 444 00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:13,798 MURDOCK: There it sits right next to the tee-off area... 445 00:36:14,465 --> 00:36:18,554 and all those naked little balls... 446 00:36:18,846 --> 00:36:21,639 are put into that torture chamber... 447 00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:24,308 and they are slammed up and down... 448 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:27,604 the brush bristles clawing... 449 00:36:27,937 --> 00:36:30,774 into those little bodies... 450 00:36:35,778 --> 00:36:37,655 The Golf Ball Liberation Army, huh? 451 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:41,284 We're organised, but undercapitalised. 452 00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,911 Have you ever thought of a telethon? 453 00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:47,124 - No. - You get Arnold Palmer as the host. 454 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,586 You get Slamming Sammy Sneed... 455 00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:55,715 to tote up the board and lament all those balls he's knocked the covers off. 456 00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:01,346 That is a wonderful idea, Colonel. 457 00:37:02,264 --> 00:37:05,350 Here you go, kid. Ten packs of Sweet 'N Low. 458 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:09,020 Do you really think this is gonna work? The guy is really no dummy. 459 00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:11,856 HANNIBAL: Only has to work for a minute. It's a diversion. 460 00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:14,151 [Singing] Come along boys Let me tell you a tale 461 00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:16,820 Let me tell you a tale Of the old Chisolm TraiI 462 00:37:21,616 --> 00:37:23,743 By Jove, I think you got it. 463 00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:25,453 Sort of. 464 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:28,122 Not really. Sorry. 465 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,794 [Adventurous instrumental music] 466 00:38:05,201 --> 00:38:08,288 Hey, B. A., don't sit down. You'll get grease all over the sofa. 467 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,374 I don't live here. I'm just a guest. 468 00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:11,917 You ain't even a guest here. 469 00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:15,002 Mr. Toney's come back, he gonna hit you with a lawsuit. 470 00:38:15,086 --> 00:38:16,963 Not if he can't find me, he won't. 471 00:38:17,088 --> 00:38:20,758 So we meet at 11:00 tonight. Lin has to be there for the exchange right? 472 00:38:20,883 --> 00:38:22,677 Yeah, I'll be with Lin all the time. 473 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,054 We got about four hours. 474 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:28,808 I want this unit rested. So everybody flake out for a while. 475 00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:32,687 - I'll take the bedroom. - Well, don't forget your jammies. 476 00:38:38,776 --> 00:38:40,653 [Helicopter whirring] 477 00:38:40,987 --> 00:38:42,405 MURDOCK: What's that? 478 00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:49,413 HANNIBAL: Everybody hit the deck! 479 00:38:56,794 --> 00:38:57,879 Kill him! 480 00:38:58,004 --> 00:38:59,965 I want Lin Duk Coo dead! 481 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,425 Okay! 482 00:39:04,177 --> 00:39:06,137 [Helicopter whirring] 483 00:39:06,889 --> 00:39:08,931 Sounds like they're landing it on the roof. 484 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:11,393 - Murdock, that's your assignment. - Right, Colonel. 485 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:12,935 Take Lin and Amy with you. 486 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:17,316 Face, B. A., we got to get to that truck. Let's go. 487 00:39:19,193 --> 00:39:20,985 Is somebody shooting from a helicopter? 488 00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:24,072 Everybody get in your apartments. Lock the doors and stay low. 489 00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:26,241 Mr. Toney, what's going on? 490 00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:32,455 Hi, guys. You're early, aren't you? 491 00:39:32,915 --> 00:39:34,875 You weren't supposed to meet us till 11:00. 492 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,959 Let's go. In the elevator. 493 00:39:37,169 --> 00:39:39,213 We got three of them. Set her down and mop up. 494 00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:40,506 SOLLY: Got it. 495 00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:43,425 [Dramatic instrumental music] 496 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:05,280 Stay up here, General. We got three of them. I'll be right back. 497 00:40:05,364 --> 00:40:07,824 - I want Lin! - You got it. 498 00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:25,508 - Who are you? - Over here, sweetie! 499 00:40:29,387 --> 00:40:32,641 All right, let's go get that chopper up on the roof. 500 00:40:41,066 --> 00:40:42,776 HANNIBAL: We changed the keys. 501 00:40:43,901 --> 00:40:47,239 Open this thing up or I'll waste you right here, old buddy! 502 00:41:10,387 --> 00:41:12,764 Who the hell do you think you're kidding? 503 00:41:12,848 --> 00:41:14,098 Wait a minute now. 504 00:41:14,975 --> 00:41:17,102 You didn't look at the sourdough. 505 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,899 [Dramatic instrumental music] 506 00:41:44,046 --> 00:41:46,673 The van is armour-plated! You'll never penetrate it! 507 00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:48,633 Let's get out of here. Come on. 508 00:41:51,802 --> 00:41:53,054 [Whispering] Go back. 509 00:41:53,137 --> 00:41:55,766 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 510 00:42:24,627 --> 00:42:26,088 [Gen. Chow groans in pain] 511 00:42:26,338 --> 00:42:29,006 [Dramatic instrumental music] 512 00:42:30,592 --> 00:42:31,844 ANDERSON: Let's go! 513 00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:47,733 Ay-yi-yi! 514 00:42:47,818 --> 00:42:51,070 The Golf Ball Liberation Forces are on the way. 515 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,782 [Adventurous instrumental music] 516 00:43:20,391 --> 00:43:22,018 Murdock's got him! 517 00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:44,500 They're coming back toward us. Shoot for their tyres. 518 00:43:48,586 --> 00:43:51,298 [Dramatic instrumental music] 519 00:44:00,098 --> 00:44:02,225 HANNIBAL: End of the line, Lieutenant. 520 00:44:05,604 --> 00:44:09,106 All right. Now, the dope is in the van. 521 00:44:10,399 --> 00:44:12,945 See if you can find it before the cops get here. 522 00:44:13,028 --> 00:44:15,655 We'll close our eyes and count to 100. 523 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,699 My father will have you killed for this. 524 00:44:18,784 --> 00:44:21,161 You tell your daddy, if he makes me mad enough... 525 00:44:21,286 --> 00:44:23,663 I'll come down to Phoenix and wash him out. 526 00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:27,167 Tell him to keep his head down. I could be the postman... 527 00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:31,588 the guy who cleans his pool, or maybe even his golf caddy. 528 00:44:48,354 --> 00:44:49,689 Mr. Toney. 529 00:44:50,189 --> 00:44:52,651 What's going on? Who are these people? 530 00:44:52,776 --> 00:44:54,987 Dr. Peters, you'll find two men up on the roof. 531 00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:57,447 One of them is a Vietnamese war criminal named Chow. 532 00:44:57,572 --> 00:44:59,449 There's another guy tied up in the modeI. 533 00:44:59,574 --> 00:45:03,870 Apologise to Mr. Yerkovitch for the damage to the building. I'll try to make it good. 534 00:45:03,995 --> 00:45:08,167 By the way, the walls to the elevators are in that bakery truck. 535 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:12,336 Well, I guess Sunday brunch is off. Give my love to everybody. 536 00:45:14,965 --> 00:45:16,048 Ciao. 537 00:45:23,931 --> 00:45:26,727 I'll bring Lin down to the paper in just a little bit. 538 00:45:27,227 --> 00:45:29,020 Right. Thanks. 539 00:45:31,814 --> 00:45:35,943 That's what being a reporter is all about. Hitting up the big ones. 540 00:45:36,485 --> 00:45:37,905 Thanks. Bye. 541 00:45:41,324 --> 00:45:44,828 Well, I'm glad something turned out good for somebody. 542 00:45:45,995 --> 00:45:47,955 Hey, man, get your feet off my table. 543 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,542 The scuffmarks gonna mess up my finish. 544 00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:52,294 How can you tell? 545 00:45:52,669 --> 00:45:54,296 Everything's fixed for Lin? 546 00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:57,673 They are coming down from the U. S. Embassy to meet us at the paper. 547 00:45:57,758 --> 00:46:00,135 They've arranged for diplomatic immunity for him... 548 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:02,137 and he's gonna be able to stay in the U. S. 549 00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:03,429 Great. 550 00:46:03,931 --> 00:46:06,558 - Amy, could I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 551 00:46:07,975 --> 00:46:11,062 You know, Amy, you're gonna be a really big reporter... 552 00:46:11,187 --> 00:46:15,024 with a Vietnamese war criminal and an underworld kingpin's son... 553 00:46:15,149 --> 00:46:17,360 busted for trafficking in heroin. 554 00:46:17,443 --> 00:46:20,322 I thought maybe you could, like... 555 00:46:21,072 --> 00:46:24,909 do a story on what's happening to golf balls because we need some heat... 556 00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:28,247 we need something to focus the world's attention on our plight. 557 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:31,834 And the Golf Ball Liberation Army is a nonviolent group. 558 00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:33,000 Okay. 559 00:46:33,252 --> 00:46:37,548 Maybe a human interest story chronicling life in a cellophane package. 560 00:46:38,006 --> 00:46:40,883 - A series, maybe. - Would you? 561 00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:44,137 - Sure, anything to support a good cause. - Thanks. 562 00:46:44,221 --> 00:46:46,514 - Good news for me? - That's right. 563 00:46:46,806 --> 00:46:50,227 You're gonna get to stay in this country. Amy's paper arranged it. 564 00:46:50,310 --> 00:46:53,479 You're gonna get a chance to be a United States citizen. 565 00:46:54,522 --> 00:46:57,608 I make fortune cookies, an old recipe. 566 00:46:58,235 --> 00:47:00,987 A- Team is my best friend, I think. 567 00:47:02,530 --> 00:47:05,868 - You saved my life. - No, you saved ours. 568 00:47:08,828 --> 00:47:12,415 We got to get going down to the paper. I'll call you guys. 569 00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:28,389 What's it say? 570 00:47:28,514 --> 00:47:32,102 Well, it says, "I love it when a plan comes together."