1 00:00:55,009 --> 00:00:58,959 NARRATOR: In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a miIitary court... 2 00:00:59,055 --> 00:01:00,514 for a crime they didn't commit. 3 00:01:00,598 --> 00:01:03,635 These men promptIy escaped from a maximum-security stockade... 4 00:01:03,726 --> 00:01:05,185 to the Los AngeIes underground. 5 00:01:05,270 --> 00:01:09,054 Today, stiII wanted by the government, they survive as soIdiers of fortune. 6 00:01:09,148 --> 00:01:11,604 If you have a probIem, if no one eIse can heIp... 7 00:01:11,693 --> 00:01:15,227 and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. 8 00:01:18,157 --> 00:01:20,483 [Theme music] 9 00:02:31,356 --> 00:02:33,929 [Upbeat instrumental music] 10 00:02:36,236 --> 00:02:40,185 CAL: [On radio] Lone Star 1, pick up a fare at 2367 DeIaney Street. 11 00:02:40,281 --> 00:02:42,108 He'II be by the warehouse. 12 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,117 This is Lone Star 1, sounds like another setup, man. 13 00:02:45,203 --> 00:02:47,908 Maybe l should call the cops, have them meet you there. 14 00:02:48,122 --> 00:02:50,874 The cops already think we're a bunch of crazies. 15 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,954 Call Kathy and Shelley. ETA 10 minutes. 16 00:02:55,755 --> 00:02:57,961 CAL: Lone Star 3 and 4, I'm sending one... 17 00:02:58,049 --> 00:03:01,299 to the aIIey behind 2367 DeIaney Street. 18 00:03:01,594 --> 00:03:05,924 Run on over there and make sure he doesn't have an accident. ETA 10 minutes. 19 00:03:06,391 --> 00:03:09,142 [Upbeat instrumental music continues] 20 00:03:10,853 --> 00:03:12,016 You guys ready? 21 00:03:14,357 --> 00:03:17,109 Yeah. We're on Mission Street. Bring him to us. 22 00:03:17,193 --> 00:03:18,308 STRlKE: Right. 23 00:03:36,212 --> 00:03:37,588 He's alone. 24 00:03:37,755 --> 00:03:41,670 l don't think he works for Love Cabs. l've never seen him before. 25 00:03:42,719 --> 00:03:45,838 HART: Okay. l'll pick him up. Stay there for a minute. 26 00:03:46,848 --> 00:03:47,962 Okay. 27 00:03:58,401 --> 00:04:00,857 Three of you. Boy, that's service. 28 00:04:00,987 --> 00:04:04,107 We've been having a little trouble with a rival cab company. 29 00:04:04,198 --> 00:04:06,156 -Where to? -2616 Mission. 30 00:04:06,743 --> 00:04:07,941 Hop in. 31 00:04:08,578 --> 00:04:11,033 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 32 00:04:12,874 --> 00:04:15,281 lt's okay. Thanks for the backup. 33 00:04:29,891 --> 00:04:33,176 -So, what kind of trouble? -Nothing we can't handle. 34 00:04:38,942 --> 00:04:42,357 Kind of quiet down here. What kind of business are you in? 35 00:04:42,445 --> 00:04:45,695 Sales rep for an iron works. Got to pick up some samples. 36 00:04:45,782 --> 00:04:48,617 -Driving out to Modesto tonight. -Oh, yeah? 37 00:04:48,952 --> 00:04:50,695 lt's right up here. 38 00:05:03,341 --> 00:05:05,499 You mind waiting? l'll be right back. 39 00:05:05,593 --> 00:05:07,385 -Run the meter. -Okay. 40 00:05:10,181 --> 00:05:13,135 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 41 00:05:21,109 --> 00:05:22,733 [Car engine starting] 42 00:05:23,903 --> 00:05:26,573 [Gripping instrumental music] 43 00:05:59,397 --> 00:06:02,398 You're down to three cabs. When are you people gonna learn? 44 00:06:02,483 --> 00:06:05,153 Nobody hands me in to the Transportation Commissioner. 45 00:06:05,236 --> 00:06:08,023 And nobody works my neighbourhood unless l let them. 46 00:06:08,114 --> 00:06:09,312 lt's a free country. 47 00:06:09,407 --> 00:06:12,361 lt's a free country, except where my cabs run. 48 00:06:13,119 --> 00:06:16,120 Give Mr. Hart here a taste of freedom on Mission Street. 49 00:06:16,205 --> 00:06:17,700 Torch the cab. 50 00:06:32,722 --> 00:06:35,676 [Climactic instrumental music] 51 00:06:57,622 --> 00:06:59,994 [Sirens wailing] 52 00:07:14,639 --> 00:07:18,553 KATHY: They must've put sand in the gas tank while l was parked outside a hotel. 53 00:07:18,643 --> 00:07:20,849 Look, l told you don't get out of your cab. 54 00:07:20,937 --> 00:07:23,772 Come on, Cal, the fare was a little old lady in a walker. 55 00:07:23,856 --> 00:07:27,190 She needed help inside. l was only gone for a minute. 56 00:07:27,777 --> 00:07:31,561 The Lone Star Cab Company is out of business, guys. 57 00:07:31,656 --> 00:07:33,150 We're down to two hacks. 58 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:35,993 Poor Tom's in the hospital for at least a week. 59 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:39,327 lt's over. Our little partnership has been dissolved. 60 00:07:39,414 --> 00:07:42,284 We can file this business under ''nice try.'' 61 00:07:43,751 --> 00:07:46,325 lt's just too bad we couldn't locate the A-Team. 62 00:07:46,421 --> 00:07:48,248 l thought l had a line on them, too. 63 00:07:48,339 --> 00:07:51,044 l went to that laundry last night like the guy said. 64 00:07:51,134 --> 00:07:55,630 This old Chinese dude was there. He said they'd contact us within 48 hours. 65 00:07:55,847 --> 00:07:58,053 Of course, when l mentioned we were broke... 66 00:07:58,141 --> 00:08:00,347 he seemed to lose some of his interest. 67 00:08:00,435 --> 00:08:03,008 We shouldn't have turned Crane in to that Commission. 68 00:08:03,104 --> 00:08:06,805 He was fixing meters, dealing dope out of his cabs. 69 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:09,274 He bribed somebody. He beat the case. 70 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,483 We didn't even sIow him down. 71 00:08:11,571 --> 00:08:15,319 He's got more ex-cons in his garage than they've got at Terminal lsland. 72 00:08:15,408 --> 00:08:17,116 We did the right thing, man. 73 00:08:17,201 --> 00:08:20,653 The guy is a slug, and somebody had to stand up to him. 74 00:08:21,956 --> 00:08:23,071 Yeah. 75 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:26,033 HANNlBAL: Watch the paint on my new car. 76 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:30,421 -Harold, you stay in the car. -Harold? 77 00:08:36,596 --> 00:08:39,087 l understand this building is for sale. 78 00:08:39,182 --> 00:08:41,424 l am Clarence Wickersham lll. 79 00:08:41,684 --> 00:08:44,175 HANNlBAL: l own nine buildings on this block. 80 00:08:44,771 --> 00:08:46,016 Yes, sir. 81 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:50,474 Kind of helps himself, don't he? 82 00:08:51,527 --> 00:08:54,232 Yes, l'm fixing to buy the whole block. 83 00:08:54,572 --> 00:08:58,273 You haven't got rats, have you? l can't stand rats. 84 00:09:03,164 --> 00:09:04,493 HANNlBAL: Don't see any here. 85 00:09:04,582 --> 00:09:06,290 l'm gonna put in a shopping mall... 86 00:09:06,376 --> 00:09:10,290 theatre, bowling alley, skating rink, supermarket. 87 00:09:10,755 --> 00:09:14,005 Well, this is the Lone Star Cab Company? 88 00:09:14,759 --> 00:09:16,502 Where are all your taxis, honey? 89 00:09:16,594 --> 00:09:20,177 We had six. But we've been on a run of bad luck. We're down to two... 90 00:09:20,265 --> 00:09:23,100 once we get the sand out of our gas lines. 91 00:09:23,309 --> 00:09:26,725 You're a fine-looking woman. And you got good electricity. 92 00:09:26,813 --> 00:09:27,975 HANNlBAL: Glad to see it. 93 00:09:28,064 --> 00:09:29,523 CAL: Mr. Wickersham, do you mind? 94 00:09:29,607 --> 00:09:32,857 We've been run out of business and we're not in the mood for this. 95 00:09:32,944 --> 00:09:34,059 HANNlBAL: Do you see that ring? 96 00:09:34,153 --> 00:09:36,644 HANNlBAL: My daddy gave me that and a business philosophy. 97 00:09:36,739 --> 00:09:40,073 HANNlBAL: l've used that philosophy ever since l sold aluminium siding... 98 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:42,485 -out of a truck in Nacogdoches, Texas. -Spare us. 99 00:09:42,579 --> 00:09:44,986 That philosophy is, if somebody is pushing you... 100 00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:46,908 you just push back a little harder. 101 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,372 SHELLEY: We're slightly outnumbered here. 102 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,252 Good-looking office. Outnumbered! 103 00:09:51,337 --> 00:09:53,129 There have been times in history... 104 00:09:53,214 --> 00:09:56,334 when two or three good men could hold off a whole army. 105 00:09:56,426 --> 00:09:59,427 You take Romulus and Remus. They held off a whole army... 106 00:09:59,512 --> 00:10:01,920 just because they held on to one little old bridge. 107 00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:05,431 l suppose you can have a competitor who hires ex-cons to drive cabs. 108 00:10:05,518 --> 00:10:06,633 Just like that. 109 00:10:06,728 --> 00:10:08,685 -You don't understand, they rig meters. -So? 110 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,729 They don't care about firebombing our cabs. 111 00:10:10,815 --> 00:10:11,930 l'll take care of them. 112 00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:14,350 Police can't help until we catch him in the act. 113 00:10:14,444 --> 00:10:16,401 We haven't been able to do that. 114 00:10:16,487 --> 00:10:18,729 CAL: We're out of money. lt's over. 115 00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:21,280 HANNlBAL: You're out of money? CAL: Yeah, money. 116 00:10:22,619 --> 00:10:25,370 l might just be willing to loan you some money... 117 00:10:25,455 --> 00:10:27,328 for 10%% ownership of your company. 118 00:10:27,415 --> 00:10:28,874 You'd do that? 119 00:10:31,544 --> 00:10:33,038 ls it a deal? 120 00:10:35,882 --> 00:10:36,996 Yeah. 121 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:40,049 What have we got to lose? 122 00:10:40,136 --> 00:10:42,129 You could lose your life. 123 00:10:42,472 --> 00:10:45,722 My daddy used to say, ''The life without danger... 124 00:10:45,808 --> 00:10:49,142 ''is just like a house of ill-repute without the naked ladies.'' 125 00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:51,720 CAL: We accept your offer. HANNlBAL: Good. 126 00:10:56,236 --> 00:10:58,228 Come on in, they're okay. 127 00:11:02,158 --> 00:11:03,949 [Tyres screeching] 128 00:11:08,706 --> 00:11:10,414 Who are these people? 129 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,291 Lady and gentlemen... 130 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:17,083 -may l present the A-Team. -They came. 131 00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:18,840 B.A. Baracus... 132 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:22,500 Faceman, ''Howling Mad'' Murdock... 133 00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:24,548 and Amy Allen. 134 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:30,600 Now, the Lone Star Cab Company is back in business. 135 00:11:30,853 --> 00:11:34,104 -All we have to do is get some cabs to run. -Right. 136 00:11:34,232 --> 00:11:36,224 Now that Lone Star is out of business... 137 00:11:36,317 --> 00:11:39,318 l want you to bring the new cabs from the plant in Torrance. 138 00:11:39,404 --> 00:11:42,191 Call Mike, have him recondition the ones we've got now... 139 00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:45,117 and we'll put those three new ones on the street tonight. 140 00:11:45,201 --> 00:11:46,399 Got it. 141 00:11:47,829 --> 00:11:49,738 CRANE: Who's this? RYDER: Billings. 142 00:11:49,831 --> 00:11:53,116 l knew him in Soledad. He just got out. He's looking for work. 143 00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:55,451 CRANE: He knows the score? RYDER: Yeah, l told him. 144 00:11:55,545 --> 00:11:58,996 He knows about the meter scam. And if we need muscle, he'll play ball. 145 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:01,663 l mean, he was in for assault and armed robbery. 146 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:04,547 Okay, Hal, you're in. lf you get popped you don't talk. 147 00:12:04,637 --> 00:12:06,594 l got contacts on the inside, too. 148 00:12:06,681 --> 00:12:09,967 l'm no punk, Mr. Crane. l hold my ground real good. 149 00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:12,268 Put him to work. 150 00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:15,766 STRlKE: Ryder, we want those cabs on the street tonight. 151 00:12:15,857 --> 00:12:18,811 STRlKE: Get out to Torrance, pick them up, and hit the streets. 152 00:12:18,902 --> 00:12:20,312 You got it. 153 00:12:22,822 --> 00:12:24,364 He'll work out. 154 00:12:30,496 --> 00:12:33,497 [Lightly suspenseful instrumental music] 155 00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:56,060 FACE: l don't know about this, Hannibal. l just never saw myself driving a taxicab. 156 00:12:56,481 --> 00:13:00,858 l mean as part of the A-Team, l'd like to go to exotic, romantic places. 157 00:13:01,903 --> 00:13:04,608 Tarzana, somehow, just doesn't qualify. 158 00:13:04,822 --> 00:13:07,396 l love Tarzana. l used to bring my girlfriends here... 159 00:13:07,492 --> 00:13:10,243 to watch the chimneys on the factories smoke. 160 00:13:10,578 --> 00:13:13,947 Now, l have returned with a secret identity. 161 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,709 l don't know quite what it is yet... 162 00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:19,118 but l'm sure it will thrill and amaze us all. 163 00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:22,166 How l wish B.A. was here to shut you up. 164 00:13:23,049 --> 00:13:25,172 HANNlBAL: He is busy in the paint bay. 165 00:13:25,426 --> 00:13:27,633 Now don't get too close, Amy. 166 00:13:28,221 --> 00:13:31,222 l don't know, Hannibal, stealing these cabs... 167 00:13:31,307 --> 00:13:34,178 we could get arrested for grand theft auto. 168 00:13:35,144 --> 00:13:37,351 Maybe l could be a dispatcher. 169 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:40,648 Being a dispatcher wouldn't be as bad as being a driver. 170 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:43,485 l feel a new identity coming on. l feel it. 171 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:44,649 Yes. 172 00:13:44,737 --> 00:13:47,026 From the front seat of his cab... 173 00:13:47,115 --> 00:13:50,484 with his faithful companions, Hannibal, Faceman, and Amy... 174 00:13:50,577 --> 00:13:54,277 he will lead this war against injustice. 175 00:13:54,622 --> 00:13:57,789 l have a feeling l'm really gonna hate this one, Murdock. 176 00:13:57,876 --> 00:14:00,663 MURDOCK: ...comes, fighting for the rights... 177 00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:03,042 vanquisher of evil. 178 00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:05,082 He's the protector of the innocent... 179 00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:07,665 and the revenger of the downtrodden. 180 00:14:21,232 --> 00:14:22,513 [Car tires screeching] 181 00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:23,688 What is that? 182 00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:26,647 lt's Captain Cab. 183 00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:37,743 [Racy instrumental music] 184 00:14:41,127 --> 00:14:43,333 This is Ryder. We just lost all our cabs. 185 00:14:43,421 --> 00:14:45,877 RYDER: Someone stole them off the truck. STRlKE: What? 186 00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:48,421 We're on Tarzana Street. They're heading west. 187 00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:50,467 All Love Cabs, this is Strike. 188 00:14:50,553 --> 00:14:51,716 We've been hit. 189 00:14:51,804 --> 00:14:53,797 Three of our new cars have been stolen. 190 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:58,137 They're heading west on Tarzana Street. Everybody get over there. 191 00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:00,221 [Tyres screeching] 192 00:15:01,606 --> 00:15:04,227 [Racy instrumental music continues] 193 00:15:26,589 --> 00:15:28,498 HANNlBAL: Everything ready, B.A.? 194 00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:30,792 Yeah, man. Let's do it. 195 00:15:35,974 --> 00:15:39,473 l am returning to Tarzana to right several wrongs occurring here lately. 196 00:15:39,561 --> 00:15:40,723 Please, Murdock, not now. 197 00:15:40,812 --> 00:15:42,472 You're gonna hate this one, B.A. 198 00:15:42,564 --> 00:15:45,185 l think he's building up to a mask and a cape. 199 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:48,975 Yes. Captain Cab has a secret identity posing as a mild-- 200 00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,905 Shut the rap, Murdock. We got work to do. 201 00:15:56,536 --> 00:16:00,699 This is Hal. l'm heading over to Adams Street. Nothing so far. 202 00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:08,503 -This is the fast-drying paint, B.A.? -lt's the fastest. 203 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:13,335 ...veterinarian with the talking puppies, he fights against the forces of evil. 204 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,558 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 205 00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:48,784 [Triumphant instrumental music] 206 00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:09,311 [Upbeat instrumental music] 207 00:17:14,656 --> 00:17:16,613 This is Hal. You won't believe this... 208 00:17:16,699 --> 00:17:19,534 but there are three new Lone Star cabs down here. 209 00:17:20,286 --> 00:17:23,951 MURDOCK: PeopIe aII over the city Iook to the roads in awe... 210 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,578 and ask what is happening? 211 00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:28,707 The answer is simpIe.: 212 00:17:28,795 --> 00:17:31,630 Captain Cab has returned... 213 00:17:31,714 --> 00:17:33,292 to Tarzana. 214 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,674 B.A.: Hey, Murdock. 215 00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,402 You had the last shift in this cab, right? 216 00:17:54,028 --> 00:17:57,148 Captain Cab was in this vehicle, sir. He's gone. 217 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,364 But in his absence.... 218 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,452 Let me explain. 219 00:18:03,454 --> 00:18:07,322 Hi, l am Dr. Vern, veterinarian. 220 00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:10,668 And this, is my talking dog Socki. 221 00:18:10,753 --> 00:18:12,212 [Barking] 222 00:18:13,047 --> 00:18:14,957 This is my talking fist. 223 00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:16,508 His name is Knock-Out. 224 00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:19,166 -Do you want to hear Knock-Out speak? -No. 225 00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:21,551 All right, we're gonna be sharing this cab... 226 00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:23,798 but l don't like paper wrappers in my cab. 227 00:18:23,892 --> 00:18:26,383 And l don't like you sticking pencils in the seat. 228 00:18:26,477 --> 00:18:29,348 Everybody does it. Cabbies all over the world... 229 00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:33,187 stick their pencils in the seats and in the dashboards of their cars... 230 00:18:33,276 --> 00:18:37,226 and Captain Cab has a responsibility to live up to those traditions. 231 00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:40,364 You tell Captain Cab if he do it again... 232 00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:42,359 he and his dog Socki... 233 00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:46,028 -are gonna meet my talking fist. -Correction. That is my dog. 234 00:18:46,372 --> 00:18:49,326 But l will pass it along. 235 00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:53,332 Amy, you got the radio. B.A., you got the hotels. 236 00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:56,541 -Face, you got the east side. -Can l have Restaurant Row? 237 00:18:58,593 --> 00:19:00,171 Better class of people. 238 00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:03,298 Secretaries on their lunch break, early discotheque crowd. 239 00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:05,299 l was supposed to be on the radio. 240 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:08,511 Hannibal, l don't have the right clothes for this kind of work. 241 00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:12,054 -Face, what do you got in mind? -Nothing. 242 00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:16,397 HANNlBAL: Murdock, take the east side. MURDOCK: Great. 243 00:19:17,362 --> 00:19:19,271 [Rasping] You may have the east side of town... 244 00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:22,400 but l suggest you get in touch with your friend, Captain Cab. 245 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:25,991 Look, l have no connection with this Captain Cab. 246 00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:28,830 l mean, there are those who think we look quite similar. 247 00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:31,204 l, however, see no similarity. 248 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,621 [Grunting] 249 00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:34,205 HANNlBAL: Let's mount up. 250 00:19:34,295 --> 00:19:36,667 Show those goons that we're still in business. 251 00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:40,457 lt's gonna be dangerous. Any call you get could be a setup. 252 00:19:40,969 --> 00:19:42,760 l certainly hope so. 253 00:19:43,763 --> 00:19:45,969 [Engine revving powerfully] 254 00:19:46,099 --> 00:19:47,890 [Tyres screeching] 255 00:19:54,983 --> 00:19:57,770 l feel like we're letting them fight our battle for us. 256 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,612 Well, you couldn't have picked a better bunch of guys. 257 00:20:02,323 --> 00:20:06,072 AMY: [On radio] Lone Star 4, you've got a fare at the YMCA. 258 00:20:06,578 --> 00:20:08,120 YMCA? 259 00:20:09,455 --> 00:20:11,993 Now listen, Amy, give that to Captain Cab, will you? 260 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,123 l don't do pickups at men's organizations. 261 00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:16,535 Hair salons, fashion boutiques... 262 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,705 any pIace a pretty girI can be found. 263 00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:20,340 Face, you're the closest. 264 00:20:20,425 --> 00:20:22,713 What's that, Amy? You're fading out. 265 00:20:23,511 --> 00:20:24,709 Okay. 266 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:28,505 There's a pickup, a Miss Tina Lavell, at Tip Top Casuals. 267 00:20:28,975 --> 00:20:30,303 On my way. 268 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:33,431 Tina Lavell, sounds good. 269 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,564 HAL: This is Love 20, l'm at the Plaza. 270 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:45,063 HAL: l got two heading for a Lone Star cab. 271 00:20:45,158 --> 00:20:46,652 What do you want I shouId do? 272 00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:49,198 STRlKE: You got anybody with you? HAL: Two other cabs. 273 00:20:49,287 --> 00:20:51,825 CRANE: l want them off the street. HAL: All right. 274 00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:58,371 HAL: Excuse me, this cab is out of service. B.A.: No, it isn't. 275 00:20:58,463 --> 00:21:00,502 HAL: Yes, it is. B.A.: No, it isn't. 276 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,918 You're a big one, aren't you? 277 00:21:02,008 --> 00:21:05,092 To be more to the point, l'm a mean one, sucker. 278 00:21:05,303 --> 00:21:07,711 [Thrilling instrumental music] 279 00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:22,439 Get in. 280 00:21:44,175 --> 00:21:47,461 B.A.: Where are you heading, sir? MAN: The airport, please. 281 00:21:52,016 --> 00:21:55,800 l'm heading eastbound on Century. He's big. Get me some help. 282 00:21:59,107 --> 00:22:02,606 Excuse me, would you mind telling me what's going on? 283 00:22:03,069 --> 00:22:05,821 -lt's a war. Us against them. -War? 284 00:22:06,197 --> 00:22:09,364 Yeah. But don't worry, you're in the winning cab. 285 00:22:09,993 --> 00:22:12,281 [Racy instrumental music] 286 00:22:19,252 --> 00:22:22,668 Amy, this is B.A. l'm heading eastbound on Century Boulevard... 287 00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:24,665 and l'm being followed. 288 00:22:26,259 --> 00:22:30,126 Hannibal, B.A.'s in trouble. He's got a fare on Century. 289 00:22:30,221 --> 00:22:31,715 Three Love Cabs in pursuit. 290 00:22:31,806 --> 00:22:35,389 Sounds perfect. Face, did you copy that? 291 00:22:35,476 --> 00:22:38,312 FACE: Sure did. HANNlBAL: We'II get there on the doubIe. 292 00:22:41,774 --> 00:22:44,978 -Where are you going? -There's a little trouble over on Century. 293 00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:46,647 l'll let you out if you want. 294 00:22:46,738 --> 00:22:49,573 And lose you? Not on your life, you big hunk. 295 00:22:49,657 --> 00:22:50,772 [Giggling] 296 00:22:53,161 --> 00:22:54,620 [Exclaiming] 297 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:57,205 B.A.: Hannibal... 298 00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:59,615 those fooIs are crashing my car. 299 00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:03,377 HANNlBAL: Keep your shirt on, B.A. l'm only a block away. 300 00:23:13,514 --> 00:23:16,515 HANNlBAL: Now l've got one on my tail. Come on, Face, l need you. 301 00:23:16,601 --> 00:23:18,475 FACE: [On radio] Here I come, HannibaI. 302 00:23:50,593 --> 00:23:53,345 [Racy instrumental music continues] 303 00:24:31,593 --> 00:24:34,759 Hannibal, allow me to present Miss Tina Lavell. 304 00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:37,721 How do you do? 305 00:24:37,932 --> 00:24:41,135 -We were just on our way to the Regency. -Forget the Regency. 306 00:24:41,227 --> 00:24:44,098 l'd like to buy you two dreamboats a drink. 307 00:24:44,647 --> 00:24:48,645 War is hell, Miss Lavell. Besides, cab drivers never drink. 308 00:24:50,695 --> 00:24:54,609 -So, Hannibal, what now? -Well, l think we've softened them up. 309 00:24:58,369 --> 00:25:00,113 [Engine stalling] 310 00:25:00,914 --> 00:25:04,080 l know you want to get to the airport, sir, but l'm trying, man. 311 00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:06,373 MAN: We're not riding in this cab! 312 00:25:06,711 --> 00:25:07,874 B.A.: l'm trying. 313 00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:14,589 -Where to? -The airport. You know that man is mad. 314 00:25:14,719 --> 00:25:17,292 Little fella, it looks like we didn't make this one. 315 00:25:17,388 --> 00:25:18,717 We'll get there next time. 316 00:25:18,806 --> 00:25:22,222 [Rasping] Don't worry, Captain Cab, we're on the trail of right. 317 00:25:22,393 --> 00:25:24,682 [Comical instrumental music] 318 00:25:26,314 --> 00:25:29,231 Helen, l think next time, we'll just stay in London. 319 00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:33,189 [Patriotic British instrumental music] 320 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:42,369 CAL: l wish l'd been there to see it. 321 00:25:42,455 --> 00:25:45,491 How many of their cabs did you guys manage to destroy? 322 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,742 lt's not the number of cabs that counts. 323 00:25:47,835 --> 00:25:50,706 lt's the quality of the impression that you make. 324 00:25:50,797 --> 00:25:54,841 Hey, man, we didn't do nothing but lose. That's the impression that we made. 325 00:25:55,343 --> 00:25:57,300 [Murdock blowing nose] 326 00:25:58,096 --> 00:26:02,556 lt is fine to sit here and discuss old victories. 327 00:26:02,642 --> 00:26:06,093 But Captain Cab is getting ready to roII... 328 00:26:06,229 --> 00:26:08,720 and as his trusty canine companion... 329 00:26:08,815 --> 00:26:11,566 l suggest it's time we deliver our warning. 330 00:26:11,651 --> 00:26:14,224 MURDOCK: For a warning must be delivered first... 331 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,523 before Captain Cab can seek to avenge injustice. 332 00:26:21,369 --> 00:26:23,942 Hi. l'm Vern, veterinarian. 333 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,911 Have you seen my old chum, Socki? 334 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,079 [B.A. growls] 335 00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:29,496 Never mind. 336 00:26:31,462 --> 00:26:33,005 Are you sure he's okay? 337 00:26:33,089 --> 00:26:35,710 l mean, he doesn't seem quite normal. 338 00:26:36,092 --> 00:26:38,417 That sock is telling the truth. 339 00:26:39,012 --> 00:26:40,589 He's absolutely right. 340 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,349 It's time for Mr. Crane to Iearn his days are numbered. 341 00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:45,224 Amy, you got that info? 342 00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:48,761 Crane lives on Crescent View Drive. The security there is very tight. 343 00:26:48,855 --> 00:26:50,479 lt's gonna be hard to get to him. 344 00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:53,435 We're better off trying to take him at one of his clubs. 345 00:26:53,526 --> 00:26:56,776 He's got a golf membership and he belongs to a tennis club. 346 00:26:56,863 --> 00:26:59,983 No, l think we'd shake him up more if we got him at home. 347 00:27:00,491 --> 00:27:02,401 How are we gonna do that? 348 00:27:02,493 --> 00:27:04,118 He wouldn't listen to us. 349 00:27:04,203 --> 00:27:07,537 But l'll bet he'll listen to Clarence Wickersham lll. 350 00:27:11,794 --> 00:27:14,285 FACE: Hannibal, this is really making me nervous. 351 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:15,625 HANNlBAL: What's the matter? 352 00:27:15,715 --> 00:27:18,004 We're taking my brand-new car into a situation... 353 00:27:18,092 --> 00:27:19,635 where it could get shot up. 354 00:27:19,719 --> 00:27:23,135 l like to take good care of it, Hannibal. l'm real sentimental. 355 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:27,723 Don't worry. lf things get rough, l'll have them shoot around it. 356 00:27:27,894 --> 00:27:30,301 FACE: Very funny. HANNlBAL: What's that? 357 00:27:34,984 --> 00:27:37,736 HANNlBAL: Beaut. Where'd you get it? FACE: Cal Freeman. 358 00:27:38,196 --> 00:27:40,568 -Pretty. -No, you don't. 359 00:27:43,076 --> 00:27:45,364 You got B.A.'s frequency meter? 360 00:27:56,172 --> 00:27:57,417 FACE: Hi there. 361 00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:00,248 Yeah? 362 00:28:00,343 --> 00:28:04,423 Mr. Clarence Wickersham lll, from Dallas, Texas, to see Mr. Crane. 363 00:28:06,474 --> 00:28:08,182 ls he expecting him? 364 00:28:08,268 --> 00:28:10,640 l am the new owner of the Lone Star Cab Company. 365 00:28:10,728 --> 00:28:13,765 Don't waste my time, sonny. Get your boss on the phone. 366 00:28:20,196 --> 00:28:23,031 l don't understand why you had to do this in character. 367 00:28:23,116 --> 00:28:26,236 Unless it's because you haven't had an acting job in a while. 368 00:28:26,327 --> 00:28:28,284 FACE: ls that it? HANNlBAL: No. 369 00:28:29,581 --> 00:28:31,039 lf l can convince Crane... 370 00:28:31,124 --> 00:28:35,074 there's a new big-money player in the game, he might just pay up. 371 00:28:35,295 --> 00:28:37,204 We've got to give him the opportunity... 372 00:28:37,297 --> 00:28:39,918 before we take him and his company apart, don't you? 373 00:28:40,008 --> 00:28:41,206 Why not? 374 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,756 You can go on up. They're opening the gates. 375 00:28:47,849 --> 00:28:48,928 FACE: Thank you. 376 00:28:55,356 --> 00:28:57,396 Did you get the frequency? 377 00:29:00,612 --> 00:29:02,022 FACE: 23.6. 378 00:29:02,238 --> 00:29:05,239 That's an oddball frequency he's got, but they fit security. 379 00:29:05,325 --> 00:29:08,242 Good. Get B.A. Tell him we're waiting on him. 380 00:29:10,121 --> 00:29:13,324 FACE: B.A., your frequency is 23.6. We'll signal you in. 381 00:29:22,675 --> 00:29:24,134 Okay, get out. 382 00:29:24,219 --> 00:29:25,926 You're short on manners, aren't you? 383 00:29:26,012 --> 00:29:27,839 Pop, get out. 384 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,688 What's this? 385 00:29:41,778 --> 00:29:43,770 l have a heart condition. 386 00:29:44,572 --> 00:29:45,901 Pacemaker. 387 00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:48,279 FACE: Very good. STRlKE: You came to see Mr. Crane? 388 00:29:48,368 --> 00:29:50,693 You get five minutes. He's around back. 389 00:29:50,787 --> 00:29:52,530 l've got to take my nephew, Harold. 390 00:29:52,622 --> 00:29:55,374 -He's a little retarded but he is a nurse... -Retarded? 391 00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:58,329 ...and a notary public. lf your boss and l make a deal... 392 00:29:58,419 --> 00:29:59,795 Harold can make things legal. 393 00:29:59,879 --> 00:30:02,002 FACE: Uncle Clarence-- HANNlBAL: Shut up, Harold. 394 00:30:03,383 --> 00:30:04,758 HANNlBAL: He's a good nurse... 395 00:30:04,842 --> 00:30:07,760 but he won't eat supper unless he wears his football helmet. 396 00:30:07,845 --> 00:30:10,337 FACE: Football helmet? HANNlBAL: Never should've said it. 397 00:30:10,431 --> 00:30:13,551 HANNlBAL: See what l mean? He wanted to wear it out here today. 398 00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:22,184 [Strike murmuring] 399 00:30:22,443 --> 00:30:24,187 [Crane clears throat] 400 00:30:25,196 --> 00:30:26,821 CRANE: Okay, who are you? 401 00:30:26,906 --> 00:30:29,195 l am Clarence Wickersham lll... 402 00:30:29,701 --> 00:30:31,942 and this is my nephew, Harold. 403 00:30:32,245 --> 00:30:33,360 So, what do you want? 404 00:30:33,454 --> 00:30:35,992 HANNlBAL: l'm the new owner of the Lone Star Cab Company. 405 00:30:36,082 --> 00:30:37,825 You've been causing us some troubIe. 406 00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:39,957 l don't know what you're talking about. 407 00:30:40,044 --> 00:30:41,325 ls that right? 408 00:30:41,421 --> 00:30:42,701 My associates tell me... 409 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,920 that you are responsible for the destruction... 410 00:30:45,008 --> 00:30:46,668 of a large number of our taxicabs. 411 00:30:46,759 --> 00:30:50,342 l am here to suggest that you make restitution for those vehicles. 412 00:30:50,638 --> 00:30:53,972 -You are, are you? -Yes, sir, and l've kept a count. 413 00:30:54,434 --> 00:30:57,554 Harold, pay attention. Give the man the numbers. 414 00:30:58,605 --> 00:31:00,562 Hi, how are you doing? 415 00:31:02,483 --> 00:31:06,433 That's $160,000 plus interest, since the date of the accidents... 416 00:31:06,529 --> 00:31:10,693 of $33,000, for a grand total of $193,000. 417 00:31:11,659 --> 00:31:13,284 l love your suit. 418 00:31:14,746 --> 00:31:18,613 -l'm not paying you a cent. -l was afraid you'd act like that. 419 00:31:23,213 --> 00:31:26,000 l am a man of fundamentalist upbringing. 420 00:31:26,257 --> 00:31:28,665 l never go to the authorities. 421 00:31:29,510 --> 00:31:33,639 So your faiIure to pay up wiII cost you an equaI number of vehicIes. 422 00:31:34,557 --> 00:31:37,392 A biblical solution, l think you'll agree. 423 00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:39,721 Ryder, Strike... 424 00:31:41,105 --> 00:31:43,596 teach the Kentucky colonel and his pretty friend... 425 00:31:43,691 --> 00:31:46,478 -what happens to people who threaten me. -Pretty friend? 426 00:31:46,569 --> 00:31:49,523 Take them to the edge of town and wrap them up in blankets. 427 00:31:49,614 --> 00:31:50,942 [Hannibal gasping and groaning] 428 00:31:51,032 --> 00:31:53,072 HANNlBAL: Harold! FACE: l got it. 429 00:31:53,159 --> 00:31:56,824 CRANE: What is he doing? What's wrong? FACE: lt's his heart condition. 430 00:31:57,247 --> 00:31:59,038 l need to readjust his pacemaker. 431 00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:02,575 He refuses to have an implant, so l have to tape it to his chest. 432 00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:04,412 B.A.: That's it. Let's go. 433 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,510 CRANE: This is some kind of signalling device. 434 00:32:10,802 --> 00:32:12,545 HANNlBAL: Well, now, Harold... 435 00:32:12,804 --> 00:32:16,754 did you tape the wrong device to my chest? No wonder l've been feeling poorly. 436 00:32:16,849 --> 00:32:18,676 Get them out of here. 437 00:32:31,447 --> 00:32:33,440 Drop them or you're dead. 438 00:32:45,378 --> 00:32:47,951 HANNlBAL: You want a deal, call me in an hour. 439 00:32:48,047 --> 00:32:51,712 lf you don't, you better watch what streets you drive... 440 00:32:52,385 --> 00:32:56,050 because the Lone Star Cab Company is going on the warpath. 441 00:32:56,431 --> 00:32:58,719 We're not taking any prisoners. 442 00:33:19,996 --> 00:33:22,748 How could you bums let them get in here? 443 00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:24,499 This is garbage. 444 00:33:24,584 --> 00:33:27,454 RYDER: l don't know. They had the front gate frequency. 445 00:33:27,545 --> 00:33:30,914 How could they get the front gate frequency? lt's reset every day. 446 00:33:31,007 --> 00:33:32,418 RYDER: l don't know. 447 00:33:33,509 --> 00:33:34,920 Okay, okay. 448 00:33:35,011 --> 00:33:38,047 lf this guy wants a war, he's gonna get a war. 449 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,842 [Tense instrumental music] 450 00:33:45,939 --> 00:33:47,765 HANNlBAL: You know something, Face? 451 00:33:47,857 --> 00:33:49,933 HANNlBAL: lt's hard to make a living in this town. 452 00:33:50,026 --> 00:33:51,437 Where's Vern, the veterinarian? 453 00:33:51,527 --> 00:33:53,686 Vern and Socki decided to stay home. 454 00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:56,152 B.A.: Murdock, let's go, man. 455 00:33:56,241 --> 00:33:57,901 It's time to roII. 456 00:33:58,701 --> 00:34:00,860 Hi, guys. 457 00:34:05,291 --> 00:34:06,489 What's in the bag? 458 00:34:06,584 --> 00:34:09,122 MURDOCK: Nothing but personal belongings. 459 00:34:09,212 --> 00:34:10,492 Now, B.A.! 460 00:34:14,509 --> 00:34:17,426 He's got a cape and a mask in here, Hannibal. 461 00:34:17,845 --> 00:34:20,799 This fool is gonna drive around with a cape and mask on. 462 00:34:20,890 --> 00:34:22,764 MURDOCK: B.A., l want that back. 463 00:34:24,185 --> 00:34:25,810 No cowl, Murdock? 464 00:34:26,187 --> 00:34:28,809 You were gonna do Captain Cab without a cowl? 465 00:34:28,898 --> 00:34:33,359 Hannibal, l wanted a cowl. l really did. l just couldn't figure out how to make it. 466 00:34:33,736 --> 00:34:36,571 You shouldn't encourage him, Hannibal. He's getting worse. 467 00:34:36,656 --> 00:34:38,115 Now, get out of here, Murdock. 468 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,524 lf l catch you wearing a sheet around your neck... 469 00:34:40,618 --> 00:34:41,994 or talking to your socks... 470 00:34:42,078 --> 00:34:44,996 l'm gonna split your personality permanently! 471 00:34:50,211 --> 00:34:53,711 Captain, you're gonna have to do this mission without a cowl. 472 00:34:53,798 --> 00:34:55,292 Right, Colonel. 473 00:34:55,466 --> 00:34:57,922 [Heroic instrumental music] 474 00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:20,732 Fool's cutting out sheets. 475 00:35:21,534 --> 00:35:24,072 -l just hope it works. -Don't worry, Amy. lt'll work. 476 00:35:24,162 --> 00:35:27,780 All Hannibal has to do is lead them back here, and we'll do the rest. 477 00:35:27,874 --> 00:35:30,281 Come on, y'all, we got work to do. 478 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:38,842 [Adventurous instrumental music] 479 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:13,586 Lone Star 2, how's it going out there? 480 00:36:15,338 --> 00:36:18,209 lt's quiet out here. Too quiet. 481 00:36:19,968 --> 00:36:22,007 l always wanted to say that. 482 00:36:22,095 --> 00:36:23,126 [Chuckling] 483 00:36:23,846 --> 00:36:27,097 Murdock, this is Lone Star 1 . You got your ears on? 484 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,222 Murdock here. l'm with you, Hannibal. 485 00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:33,230 Okay, you know where to go and what to do. 486 00:36:33,606 --> 00:36:35,515 You got it. A big 10-4. 487 00:36:50,915 --> 00:36:54,249 [Adventurous instrumental music continues] 488 00:37:26,576 --> 00:37:28,901 We'll give it a few more minutes and go on in. 489 00:37:28,995 --> 00:37:31,747 l don't know, Hannibal. l have this strange feeling... 490 00:37:31,831 --> 00:37:36,244 Murdock is out there somewhere, cutting up sheets, talking to his socks. 491 00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:40,125 Face, don't tell me that B.A. got to you. 492 00:37:41,007 --> 00:37:44,257 l'd risk my life with Murdock any day. He's solid. 493 00:37:44,594 --> 00:37:47,464 -He's just a little different. -Different? 494 00:37:50,892 --> 00:37:53,430 [Playful instrumental music] 495 00:38:13,456 --> 00:38:15,330 DlSPATCHER: Love Cab Company dispatch. 496 00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:18,501 HANNlBAL: This is Clarence Wickersham lll. DlSPATCHER: HoId on. 497 00:38:18,628 --> 00:38:20,288 [Phone buzzing] 498 00:38:21,339 --> 00:38:22,454 Yeah? 499 00:38:22,966 --> 00:38:26,417 l hope that you have the money ready that we discussed. 500 00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:30,881 l don't know what you're talking about. 501 00:38:30,974 --> 00:38:32,931 You're not getting anything from me. 502 00:38:33,017 --> 00:38:36,267 Well, then l assume our negotiations are concluded? 503 00:38:36,813 --> 00:38:38,224 That's right. 504 00:38:38,314 --> 00:38:40,805 HANNlBAL: Then I might Ieave you with this IittIe story. 505 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,059 There was an old brown fox... 506 00:38:43,152 --> 00:38:46,319 that used to sneak into a barn and steal chickens. 507 00:38:46,489 --> 00:38:50,107 Every night he'd go sneaking in there and steal a chicken. 508 00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:53,233 -l don't have time for this. -Then one night... 509 00:38:53,329 --> 00:38:57,659 he sneaks into the barn and gets his chicken... 510 00:38:57,959 --> 00:38:59,998 but the barn catches fire. 511 00:39:00,086 --> 00:39:02,162 Now, he runs this way and that... 512 00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:05,125 but finally he is consumed by the flames. 513 00:39:05,216 --> 00:39:07,423 The point of the story, Mr. Crane, is this. 514 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:09,669 Stealing chickens ain't hard. 515 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,760 When the place is on fire, getting out of the barn is what counts. 516 00:39:23,192 --> 00:39:26,193 lt's time to knock over Mr. Crane's henhouse. 517 00:39:32,577 --> 00:39:36,277 HANNlBAL: This is Lone Star 1 . l'm going in. AMY: Good hunting. 518 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:39,864 AMY: Face? 519 00:39:41,502 --> 00:39:44,040 Lone Star 2. l'm on his wing. Out. 520 00:39:45,548 --> 00:39:48,122 [Upbeat instrumental music] 521 00:40:09,906 --> 00:40:11,234 You're going out there. 522 00:40:11,324 --> 00:40:14,076 Anything with a black star, l want put out of commission. 523 00:41:08,631 --> 00:41:10,754 l've had it. l'm doing this one personally. 524 00:41:10,842 --> 00:41:13,547 Give me that. Strike, get in the car. 525 00:41:13,887 --> 00:41:16,259 [Tense instrumental music] 526 00:41:36,784 --> 00:41:38,279 Where are you? 527 00:41:39,579 --> 00:41:42,746 Captain Cab will not be daunted. 528 00:41:45,627 --> 00:41:47,121 [Exclaiming] 529 00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:00,717 [Exclaiming happily] 530 00:42:21,996 --> 00:42:23,905 MURDOCK: lt is simply another talent... 531 00:42:23,998 --> 00:42:28,210 that Captain Cab hasn't learned yet. 532 00:43:06,749 --> 00:43:11,458 [Rasping] That's $193,000, chum. 533 00:43:12,005 --> 00:43:13,748 Count it carefully. 534 00:43:28,563 --> 00:43:30,390 [Exclaiming mockingly] 535 00:43:31,858 --> 00:43:34,396 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 536 00:43:59,510 --> 00:44:01,836 Why is that maniac shooting up his own cab? 537 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:05,797 Because, Hannibal, he thinks they belong to Clarence Wickersham. 538 00:44:05,892 --> 00:44:07,683 lsn't that beautiful? 539 00:44:18,571 --> 00:44:20,860 [Racy instrumental music] 540 00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:32,660 Get us out of here. 541 00:45:10,123 --> 00:45:12,578 All right, everybody out of there. 542 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:15,076 Drop your weapons on the ground. 543 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,873 HANNlBAL: Hands behind your heads. 544 00:45:17,964 --> 00:45:20,372 Don't be foolish! You can't get away with anything. 545 00:45:20,466 --> 00:45:22,673 Not with Captain Cab on the job. 546 00:45:25,513 --> 00:45:28,680 -Did you get the cash, Murdock? -lt's in the car. 547 00:45:29,517 --> 00:45:31,426 Somebody call the cops. 548 00:45:32,186 --> 00:45:34,642 You're out of business, Mr. Crane. 549 00:45:34,731 --> 00:45:37,897 Last time l heard, it was against the law... 550 00:45:37,984 --> 00:45:41,270 to bust into somebody's garage and try to kill everybody. 551 00:45:41,362 --> 00:45:43,272 B.A.: Let's tie them up, man. 552 00:45:48,828 --> 00:45:50,821 l didn't want it anyway. 553 00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:55,960 Didn't make it out of the barn, did you, sonny? 554 00:45:58,713 --> 00:46:01,334 [Triumphant instrumental music] 555 00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:07,132 The quarterly statements will be sent to this mail drop every three months... 556 00:46:07,222 --> 00:46:09,926 along with our percent of profits. All right with you? 557 00:46:10,016 --> 00:46:11,925 Sounds fine. Okay with you, Cal? 558 00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:15,221 Are you kidding? That's terrific. Look, l'll send the statements. 559 00:46:15,313 --> 00:46:17,982 B.A.: Come on, man, let's go. Let's cut the rap? Come on. 560 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,264 Good luck to you. 561 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:23,403 Hannibal, thanks for everything. l got to get rolling. See you. 562 00:46:25,323 --> 00:46:27,232 -Hi there. -Hi. 563 00:46:27,408 --> 00:46:30,908 Look, if l have any trouble with the statements... 564 00:46:32,330 --> 00:46:34,369 why don't l just call you? 565 00:46:35,416 --> 00:46:36,911 Why don't you? 566 00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:41,412 -l will. -Okay. 567 00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:47,051 [Car horn honking] 568 00:46:48,137 --> 00:46:49,632 Let them wait. 569 00:46:54,310 --> 00:46:55,639 Forever. 570 00:46:56,312 --> 00:46:58,435 [Soft instrumental music] 571 00:47:00,858 --> 00:47:04,393 MURDOCK: l, for one, think that this turned out pretty darn well. 572 00:47:04,487 --> 00:47:06,895 MURDOCK: lt's not easy being a talking sock. 573 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:10,524 MURDOCK: We're often abused, forced to live inside old smelly boots. 574 00:47:10,618 --> 00:47:12,445 MURDOCK: But l have found new friends. 575 00:47:12,537 --> 00:47:16,072 MURDOCK: Vern and Captain Cab are nice, but l've decided to switch orders... 576 00:47:16,165 --> 00:47:20,080 to become the companion of this big, angry, mud-sucker named B.A... 577 00:47:20,169 --> 00:47:23,289 along with his talking fist, Knock-Out, and the A-Team. 578 00:47:23,381 --> 00:47:26,299 MURDOCK: l will continue to fight crime wherever l find it. 579 00:47:26,384 --> 00:47:29,504 MURDOCK: And l'll trample the sock abuse throughout the world. 580 00:47:29,596 --> 00:47:32,762 MURDOCK: Where is that big, angry, mud-sucker? Here he comes now. 581 00:47:32,849 --> 00:47:35,803 MURDOCK: l can hear his gold rattling. Watch out! 582 00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:37,388 B.A.: There's a fool. 583 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,148 [Theme music]