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NARRATOR: In 1972, a crack commando unit
was sent to prison by a military court...

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for a crime they didn't commit.

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These men promptly escaped
from a maximum security stockade...

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to the Los Angeles underground.

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Today, still wanted by the government,
they survive as soldiers of fortune.

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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...

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and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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[Theme music]

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[Light, flute-based instrumental music]

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[Boat chugging]

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CAL: Okay, Shana, shut her down.

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DOUG: I'll get the camera and the charts.

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CAL: Move it. I want to make the Maritime
Office and the Fish and Game by 5:00.

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Those pictures we took of Garber...

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catching lobster
outside the restricted area...

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CAL: should open somebody's eyes.
DOUG: Yeah.

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Dad.

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Garber, you're on my dock.
It's private property. Get off!

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I don't like it when people
try to sabotage my boats, Mayer.

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Sabotage? We didn't come within 500 yards.

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We took pictures,
we checked the lobster beds underneath.

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Now, we've been watching you.

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We have evidence to prove
you're destroying the future of this bay.

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But we wouldn't touch your boats.

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When we stop you, Garber,
we're gonna do it legal.

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You got a big mouth, kid.

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But I'll give you a break.

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I'll let you stay in business,
provided you accept my deal.

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Give you half of the profits from our catch
like everyone else around here?

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Pay protection?

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Listen, Garber, we work hard for our money,
so why don't you take a walk?

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[Dramatic instrumental music]

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No!

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[Grunts]

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SHANA: Dad.

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[Groans]

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Your dad and your brother
are stupid men, Shana.

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Now, you better talk some sense into them...

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before somebody finds them washed up
on one of these beaches down here.

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I run this town.

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The sooner they accept that,
the longer they're gonna live.

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[Sighs loudly]

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[Sinister instrumental music]

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Why don't we...

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see if we can help these folks out
with their boat, boys.

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See it's running all right. Okay?

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[Soft instrumental music]

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[Glass shattering]

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[Tense instrumental music]

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[Hissing]

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[Tyres screeching]

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B.A.: Hey, be careful with my foot.
It ain't no packing crate.

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Don't you just love it?

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FACE: We have six near misses
with Col. Decker...

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avoid half his platoon
back there on that bridge...

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and then you go and step on a rusty nail.

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HANNIBAL: Some guys got all the luck.

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That nail sure didn't.
He was screaming in pain under your foot.

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All scrunched up on that board like that.

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Poor little fellow probably had a family
and everything.

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Don't worry, B.A.,
we'll take care of everything.

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We'll get you a tetanus shot and leave
before Decker knows where we are.

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Face, handle the red tape.
I want to stick out here.

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FACE: My pleasure.
B.A.: That's easy for you to say.

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[Face chuckling]

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[Thudding]

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Murdock, why are you eating
a sandwich that's frozen?

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I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves.

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It releases space hamsters
into my blood stream.

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Have you gotten any word
on my father and brother yet?

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Excuse me. How's our friend doing?
Cheery fellow with the cut foot.

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I'm afraid that your father's
in critical condition.

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The doctor's gonna suggest
that we move him...

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to Los Angeles Memorial Hospital.

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He'll get better treatment there.
We don't have the equipment here.

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Los Angeles?

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NURSE: With all his internal injuries,
he'll have a better chance there.

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We'll be releasing your brother
in just a little while.

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He's pretty banged up,
but he's gonna be all right.

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[Sighs] Thanks.

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NURSE: What'd you say
your friend's name was again, please?

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Lothar Quint. With a "Q."

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You've probably seen him
on daytime soap operas.

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Had a big guest role
on Search for Tomorrow.

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Played a pro quarterback
who turned psychic.

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Yeah, he was just marvellous.

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Lothar?

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[Murmuring agreement]

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[Door shuts]

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Cool it, gang. The sheriff just pulled up.

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What's going on? Somebody get hurt?

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Yeah, Garber and his animals
came out to our boat and tore it all up.

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Beat up my dad real bad. Doug, too.

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You sure your dad didn't push him to it?

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CaI can be awfuI hard to take.

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Your whole family's been stirring things up
around here for some time.

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Should have known better
than to come to you for help.

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You're afraid of Garber.

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But even more, you're afraid
that he's gonna take away all that money...

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he's waving in front of your face.

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[Newman sighs]

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Give my best to Doug and Cal.

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Nice quiet little seaside town, huh?

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[Door closes]

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MURDOCK: Hey, B.A., how you feeling, guy?
Lockjaw set in yet?

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Get out of here, sucker!
At least I don't have lock-brain!

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And don't forget, I still got two feet,
so kicking you ain't gonna be no problem.

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Could I help you, ma'am?

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I guess this just isn't my day.

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[Coin clinking]

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You know, we couldn't help but overhear,
and if you...

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feel like blowing off a little steam...

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we'd be glad to listen.

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Leader to Hook. Come in, Colonel.

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This is Decker. Over.

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No dice at Seaside Memorial
or Coastline Hospital, sir.

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That means they got to be
at Lobster Bay Hospital.

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It's the only other one in the area.

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And that blood we found
didn't come from their flat tyre.

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Rendezvous there, ASAP.

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You obey the speed signs, Captain,
and I'll bust you down to your socks.

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We're moving out now.

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Let's hit it.

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[Suspenseful instrumental music]

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[Police sirens blaring]

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[Tyres screeching]

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Yeah. And as soon as Garber's done
ripping off this place...

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he'll just slither up the coast
in his fancy boats...

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and wreck someplace else
where people have fished for a generation.

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All he cares about is profits.

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And once he's wiped out the lobster beds...

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there's no way they'll be able
to replenish themselves, right?

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That's right.

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But I thought nature
always replenished itself.

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It does. I mean, look at me.
A few years ago, I was a basket case.

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It depends on how much
you take from nature, Amy.

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And how much you leave behind.

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DOUG: Garber isn't gonna leave anything.

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If it was just he and his men
there couldn't be too much damage.

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Yeah, but he makes the fishermen
give him half their profits.

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So they have to fish twice as much
just to stay alive.

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Straight extortion.

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If the working people don't pay Garber,
he breaks their arms.

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I wouldn't be surprised if next time
he tries to kill us.

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I'm not so sure
he hasn't already killed our father.

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Maybe he's gonna beat us this time after all.

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I don't know.

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I think you need some help.

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Are you volunteering?

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Yes, ma'am.

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You're serious.

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Yes, sir.

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I'm really glad we're here.

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That lady just walked into
a whole lot of help.

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Except for old Mr. Unipod, here.

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Speaking of walked into. Decker!

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[Police sirens wailing]

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[Tyres squealing]

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DECKER: There they are.

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HANNIBAL: We're joining
the medical profession.

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[Sirens blaring]

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[Tyres screeching]

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All right. I want a clean sweep.

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All of them.

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You two, around the back. Let's go, men.

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You two, take that hall. Go.

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Perfect.

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SURGEON: What the hell is this?
This is a sterile operating room! Out!

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Not here.

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Are you people insane?
We're supposed to operate here!

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Will someone kindly tell me
what this is all about?

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Give it to me straight, Doc.
Will I ever play the violin again?

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[Rapid, suspenseful drumbeat]

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Be careful, sucker.
This ain't no funny car race.

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MURDOCK: Leave the driving to us.

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[Drumbeat continues]

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[Fast-paced instrumental music]

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MAN: They're getting away!

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[Truck starting]

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[Adventurous instrumental music]

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[Police siren blaring]

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[Machine gun firing]

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[Tense instrumental music]

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Hannibal's on the serious jazz.

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Well, maybe we'll get lucky and one day
modern medicine will find a cure.

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[Cheerful instrumental music]

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[Murdock humming comically]

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Murdock, this looks crazy even for you.

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B.A., it's just animal vibe therapy.

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I do it all the time back at the V.A. to relax.

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Thermador here is helping me to cool out!

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AMY: Have you been doing this all your life?

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Yeah, we started helping Dad...

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as soon as we were old enough
to wrestle a lobster from a trap.

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HANNIBAL: How is your father?

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I don't know.
Shana's with him at a hospital in L.A.

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Said she'd call if she found out anything.

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I can't figure out why
some of the people around here...

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don't help you take
the bend out of Garber's hook a little.

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FACE: Stand up to him.
DOUG: They're scared.

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Anybody who's tried to fight him
got hurt bad and gave up.

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And those who went along with him...

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they stayed in business,
but they had to give him a cut.

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Half the profits. Pretty deep cut.

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DOUG: Yeah.

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How do you deal with a man like this?

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I mean, my father's in the hospital,
hanging on by a thread.

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I want to stop Garber...

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but I don't want to lose my family
in the process.

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We're sorry about your father.

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We can't do anything about that.

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But we can do the next best thing.

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And we'll do it to Garber.

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Thanks, but I couldn't ask you to do that.
It's too risky.

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You don't have to ask us.
Guys like Garber attract us.

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MURDOCK: Hannibal...

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little Thermador here wants to know
what are we gonna do?

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I think it's time for Mr. Garber to learn
a lesson in the survival of the toughest.

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B.A., what do the repairs
on this boat look like?

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It won't be easy, man.
I checked the engine. It looked pretty bad.

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Doug, is there a marine supply house
around here?

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Hagopian's Boat Yard's
half a mile down by the wharf.

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DOUG: But he won't sell us anything.
He's in Garber's back pocket.

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Pockets are made to be reached into.

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Let's go, gang.

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[Dog growling]

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[Snarling]

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[Dog barks]

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Cutter, shut up!

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It's all right, fellows.
It's gonna be no problem at all.

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I'm vibing even as I speak.

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[Barking continues]

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[Murdock hissing]

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Bad vibes. That's very bad vibes.

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Nice dog. What breed is he, piranha?

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Say, Mr. Hagopian...

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we need some fibreglass for a busted hull...

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resin, brushes, instruments, engine parts,
that's for an inboard, not an outboard...

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fuel tanks, fuel line. It's all on this list.

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Look, pal, this is a real small town.

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Only one boat around here
needs the kind of stuff you're talking about.

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And the fellow I work for says
that boat stays just the way it is.

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So it looks like I'm all out of everything.

244
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Hey, jack, I see the stuff we need
right over there.

245
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,798
- And you're saying it's gone?
- I'm saying I sell to who I want to.

246
00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:46,675
Now, you better get off my property
before I turn Cutter loose on you.

247
00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:50,125
You should learn to use your anger
more constructively.

248
00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:51,356
You ever try meditating?

249
00:15:51,447 --> 00:15:54,245
Hey, Hannibal,
I think we ought to bust this guy's rudder.

250
00:15:54,327 --> 00:15:55,442
Easy, B.A.

251
00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:57,722
I'm sure Mr. Hagopian's just a little cranky...

252
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,924
because he got tired
polishing all these nifty boats.

253
00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:04,797
I'm sure he'll give us just what we want
at the price we want.

254
00:16:06,127 --> 00:16:07,321
[Gun clicking]

255
00:16:07,407 --> 00:16:08,920
You're never gonna pull this off.

256
00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:11,999
I don't mean to be a know-it-all,
but we already have.

257
00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:13,956
Fill it!

258
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,243
I'll go see what I got back here.

259
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:20,720
You know, of course,
he'll go inside and call Garber.

260
00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:22,035
I certainly hope so.

261
00:16:22,127 --> 00:16:26,439
I hate to go looking for a sleaze like that
when we can have him delivered to us.

262
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,565
[Cars approaching]

263
00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:35,799
[Tyres screeching]

264
00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:37,878
Anybody we know, Thermy?

265
00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:53,195
You wouldn't be a suckfish named Garber,
would you?

266
00:16:53,287 --> 00:16:56,085
Now, what would you boys be wanting
with all this equipment?

267
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,716
There's a message in that for you.
Your little protection racket is over.

268
00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:02,275
And if you lean on the Mayers once more...

269
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:05,326
you're gonna be shopping
for some new kneecaps.

270
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,035
Face, read this guy what he owes up to date.

271
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,242
My pleasure.

272
00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:14,679
For extorted profits from fishermen,
damaged properties, and for duress...

273
00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:18,318
we figure you owe
the people of Lobster Bay $300,000.

274
00:17:18,607 --> 00:17:21,963
That's a tentative figure, of course.
Probably a lot larger.

275
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,606
You people are real funny.

276
00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:26,201
We supposed to be scared of you guys?

277
00:17:29,087 --> 00:17:30,202
That's up to you.

278
00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:33,085
We'd like it if you and your sisters
would grow some brains...

279
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,316
and get out of town.

280
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:35,442
For good.

281
00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:37,836
I suppose you want your answer now.

282
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,246
Well, you got it.

283
00:17:44,727 --> 00:17:46,683
[Tense instrumental music]

284
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,961
[Grunts]

285
00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:59,197
You're gonna be sorry you did that!

286
00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:05,876
[Screaming]

287
00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,002
[Groaning]

288
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,725
B.A.: Murdock, you fool!

289
00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:21,841
[Groans]

290
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,318
You've been warned, Garber.

291
00:18:32,447 --> 00:18:33,516
Let's go.

292
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,598
Look what they did to Thermy, Hannibal.

293
00:18:35,687 --> 00:18:38,326
- Maybe I could put some water on him and...
- No.

294
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,717
But his spirit lives, Captain.

295
00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:53,397
Thermy will get another chance, Murdock.

296
00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:56,285
Garber isn't half done, if I read him right.

297
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,957
[Dramatic instrumental music]

298
00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:16,842
Yeah?

299
00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:18,918
DECKER: Miss Mayer?
SHANA: Yes.

300
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:21,601
DECKER: I'm Col. Decker, Military Police.

301
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,883
This is Capt. Crane.

302
00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:26,118
Howdy. You guys recruiting?

303
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,883
Sorry to trouble you,
but we have information...

304
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,527
that you were seen
at the emergency hospital yesterday...

305
00:19:31,607 --> 00:19:33,802
talking to people
that Col. Decker's looking for.

306
00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:36,959
They're escaped military prisoners.
Extremely dangerous.

307
00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:39,602
Who? Those folks just passing through?

308
00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:41,720
We barely spoke.

309
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:45,800
And if you're asking if I know
where they might be, I have no idea.

310
00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:48,197
Ma'am, I'm not calling you a liar...

311
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,957
but regulations require
that we check the premises of any person...

312
00:19:52,047 --> 00:19:54,686
who's reported to have been seen
with these individuals.

313
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:57,440
How do we know they're not holding
a gun on you right now?

314
00:19:57,527 --> 00:19:58,926
You got a search warrant?

315
00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:03,205
Son, when you can get a warrant
as quick as I can, you don't need one.

316
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,085
Now, you want to step aside?

317
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,203
This'll only take a minute.

318
00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:18,603
[Slow instrumental music]

319
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:34,040
[Lightly suspenseful instrumental music]

320
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,801
One van, well hidden, hold the mayo.

321
00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:46,079
[Doorbell ringing]

322
00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:50,322
[Suspenseful music intensifies]

323
00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:55,956
SHANA: The Army was here looking for you.

324
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,878
Don't tell me Col. Decker came by here?

325
00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:00,401
You didn't say the Army was after you.
What did you do?

326
00:21:00,487 --> 00:21:01,636
That's a long story.

327
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,080
B.A., you better keep a lookout.

328
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,284
All I can say is we're right, they're wrong
and hope you believe us.

329
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:09,484
They forced their way inside,
checked the house from top to bottom.

330
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,046
They're awful anxious to get you.

331
00:21:11,127 --> 00:21:12,924
AMY: Getting a little cosy.
HANNIBAL: Yeah.

332
00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:15,646
We'll speed it up.
Take care of Garber and get out of town.

333
00:21:15,727 --> 00:21:17,206
DOUG: Don't know how you can do that.

334
00:21:17,287 --> 00:21:20,006
Garber has so many of the local fishermen
under his thumb...

335
00:21:20,087 --> 00:21:22,362
that they're out 24 hours a day
depleting the beds.

336
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,405
Maybe it's just not realistic
that you can take care of Garber...

337
00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:27,955
and get away from this Col. Decker
at the same time.

338
00:21:28,047 --> 00:21:29,082
We enjoy a challenge.

339
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,681
We need a couple of hours.
We'll have this onion peeled.

340
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:32,802
HANNIBAL: Let's get going.

341
00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:35,640
In the meantime, Face,
you might renew your acquaintance...

342
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,287
with your old friend, Magnificent Templeton.

343
00:21:49,087 --> 00:21:50,805
[Humming cheerfully]

344
00:21:55,087 --> 00:21:56,759
[Face clears throat]

345
00:21:58,047 --> 00:21:59,082
Hi.

346
00:21:59,207 --> 00:22:00,799
[Speaking French]

347
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,366
Allow me to introduce myself.

348
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:07,679
[French accent] I am The Magnificent
Templeton. Prestidigitator extraordinaire.

349
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,565
- Magnificent Templeton?
- Oui.

350
00:22:09,647 --> 00:22:10,716
A magician?

351
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:15,039
I prefer to think of myself more
as a man possessed of the fantastic powers.

352
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:18,722
You have perhaps seen me
on the American TV program, Merv Griffin?

353
00:22:19,647 --> 00:22:20,682
No?

354
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:25,560
A sense of humour. I like this. Voilà.

355
00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:29,080
Wowee!

356
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:31,044
BETTY: That is...
FACE: Yeah.

357
00:22:33,247 --> 00:22:35,124
Maybe I have seen you on TV.

358
00:22:35,207 --> 00:22:38,119
But of course. Now, to business.

359
00:22:38,207 --> 00:22:40,118
You are Freddy, oui?

360
00:22:40,367 --> 00:22:43,803
No. Freddy's is up the street.
But he's on vacation.

361
00:22:44,327 --> 00:22:47,285
Anyway, that's Freddy's Scuba.
This is Betty's Scuba.

362
00:22:47,847 --> 00:22:48,916
Wrong shop.

363
00:22:49,527 --> 00:22:53,520
Betty, Freddy.
It's a very similar sound, is it not?

364
00:22:53,607 --> 00:22:56,917
Betty, Freddy, Freddy, Betty, Betty, Freddy.

365
00:22:57,007 --> 00:22:58,360
What kind of an accent is that?

366
00:22:58,447 --> 00:23:01,166
Because I've never exactly heard one
just like that before.

367
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,885
Where are you from?

368
00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:06,478
I'll bet you're from Switzerland
or somewhere like that, right?

369
00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:08,603
Not Switzerland.

370
00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:12,760
[Without French accent]
Look, you seem like a nice girl, Betty.

371
00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:15,315
I can't just stand here
and lie to you like this.

372
00:23:15,407 --> 00:23:19,002
Fact is, I only do the accent
to make my manager happy.

373
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:23,003
You know, he swears
that if I don't do the accent all the time...

374
00:23:23,087 --> 00:23:25,806
The Magnificent Templeton
will lose credibility, see.

375
00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:29,243
Well, it's amazing the way you do it.
I was fooled. Really!

376
00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:32,759
Well, Betty, it's all part
of the game of magic.

377
00:23:33,887 --> 00:23:36,447
Fantasy is my middle name.

378
00:23:37,407 --> 00:23:40,046
Anyway, getting back to magic.

379
00:23:40,527 --> 00:23:44,076
If Freddy is out of town,
I definitely have a problem.

380
00:23:45,407 --> 00:23:46,999
Is there anything I could do?

381
00:23:47,087 --> 00:23:49,123
No. I don't want to trouble you.

382
00:23:49,207 --> 00:23:52,882
You see, it's just that I've got to do
this benefit show up north...

383
00:23:53,087 --> 00:23:55,965
I was robbed this morning at my motel,
at gunpoint.

384
00:23:56,087 --> 00:23:58,555
- They even took my air tanks.
- Air tanks?

385
00:23:59,047 --> 00:24:01,686
That's for the Tank of Doom illusion.

386
00:24:01,847 --> 00:24:04,680
- Tank of Doom?
- It's unbelievable.

387
00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:09,204
I've got this large water tank that's divided
into two chambers by a glass partition.

388
00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:12,165
Now, on one side, all bound up and tied...

389
00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:13,885
- You?
- Moi.

390
00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:16,276
And on the other side is a shark.

391
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,198
- A great white.
- You got it.

392
00:24:18,327 --> 00:24:20,966
There's an hourglass timer full of sand, see.

393
00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:24,921
And when the sand runs out,
that releases a lever that raises the partition.

394
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:27,840
- What if you're not out of there?
- Jaws 4.

395
00:24:28,607 --> 00:24:31,644
No, but without the air tanks, see,
I can't even attempt it.

396
00:24:31,727 --> 00:24:33,877
And now that Freddy's out of town...

397
00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:36,083
He'll be gone for a month, at least.

398
00:24:38,007 --> 00:24:40,965
- When did you need the tanks?
- Tonight.

399
00:24:41,367 --> 00:24:42,766
It's for a TV special.

400
00:24:42,847 --> 00:24:45,600
It's being picked up by satellite,
shown all over the world.

401
00:24:45,687 --> 00:24:47,359
All the networks are bidding for it.

402
00:24:47,447 --> 00:24:50,484
It's gonna be shown in London, France,
Paris, Uruguay...

403
00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:54,242
Well, you have to have air tanks.

404
00:24:55,247 --> 00:24:56,600
Betty, no, no.

405
00:24:56,687 --> 00:24:59,645
You're suggesting that you loan me...
No, no.

406
00:24:59,727 --> 00:25:02,321
- We hardly know each other.
- Well...

407
00:25:02,687 --> 00:25:06,043
Sure. I mean,
I don't want to see you get eaten up.

408
00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:08,397
Betty, you are wonderful.

409
00:25:08,487 --> 00:25:10,523
The whole thing will be
in the can by tonight.

410
00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:11,960
I'll bring the stuff back...

411
00:25:12,047 --> 00:25:15,483
and you and I will go out
and find ourselves a little maison...

412
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:18,480
let the wine flow, the candles flicker.

413
00:25:18,687 --> 00:25:20,917
I'll start filling the tanks.

414
00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:25,245
Boy, I sure am glad I met you.

415
00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:26,802
Me, too.

416
00:25:35,487 --> 00:25:36,920
FACE: Oh, come on.

417
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:48,836
Hi, there.

418
00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:52,522
Boy, is it stuffy in here.
By the way, these are very good.

419
00:25:52,847 --> 00:25:57,238
I loved the Danish, but you know,
they could use just a pinch more cinnamon.

420
00:26:05,327 --> 00:26:07,045
FACE: All right, Hannibal.

421
00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:11,319
[French accent] Here's your aquaman
costume, right down to the flippers.

422
00:26:12,127 --> 00:26:13,879
Now, what do you expect to do with it?

423
00:26:13,967 --> 00:26:15,082
What do you mean, me?

424
00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:18,364
Come on, I got the stuff.
Let somebody else get wet in it.

425
00:26:19,007 --> 00:26:21,680
It's time for you and Murdock
to explore the murky depths.

426
00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:23,883
Hannibal, you know I have a sinus problem.

427
00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:27,277
I go down there, I'm clog-city for weeks.
I'll sound like a bus.

428
00:26:27,367 --> 00:26:31,326
Come on, Face. We could have lots of fun.
I mean, fish are tons of fun.

429
00:26:31,407 --> 00:26:34,922
Lots of them have a great sense of humour.
Some watch TV and everything.

430
00:26:35,007 --> 00:26:37,077
The two of you could really have a ball.

431
00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:39,601
AMY: I didn't know you were a diver, Face.
FACE: I'm not.

432
00:26:39,687 --> 00:26:43,157
Hannibal and B.A. are the guys
with the experience below the water line...

433
00:26:43,247 --> 00:26:45,715
mining bridges in Nam.
Hannibal, why don't you do it?

434
00:26:45,807 --> 00:26:47,638
You know he's got a point there, Hannibal.

435
00:26:47,727 --> 00:26:50,799
B.A.'s got an excuse because of his foot,
but what about you?

436
00:26:50,887 --> 00:26:54,357
Well, it's simple. I'm the planner.
I plan better in dry air.

437
00:26:55,007 --> 00:26:57,475
Besides, B.A. and I have been working out.

438
00:26:57,567 --> 00:26:59,080
You two look a little flabby.

439
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:02,477
Flabby? Just exactly what are we supposed
to do down there, Hannibal...

440
00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:04,319
other than not drink the water?

441
00:27:04,407 --> 00:27:07,524
Make it hot for Garber.
Come on, we got work to do.

442
00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:08,881
[B.A. grunting]

443
00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:12,557
[Suspenseful instrumental music]

444
00:27:12,727 --> 00:27:14,001
[Clicking]

445
00:27:27,807 --> 00:27:29,081
[Hissing]

446
00:27:35,807 --> 00:27:38,640
[Suspenseful instrumental music intensifies]

447
00:28:21,527 --> 00:28:22,721
[Coughs]

448
00:28:23,247 --> 00:28:24,760
FACE: Give me a hand.
HANNIBAL: Okay.

449
00:28:24,847 --> 00:28:26,121
[Grunting]

450
00:28:27,727 --> 00:28:29,638
B.A.: Watch out for that hose.

451
00:28:36,607 --> 00:28:37,881
[Grunting]

452
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:44,556
All things considered,
I'd like to do this in the Bahamas next time.

453
00:28:45,287 --> 00:28:48,085
You know, Hannibal,
going back down there again...

454
00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:51,079
I almost had the feeling
that Therm was there with me.

455
00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:53,522
He is, fool. You got the claw in your pocket.

456
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,484
Now, did you get the charges set?

457
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,966
Ready to go boom.

458
00:29:00,287 --> 00:29:01,322
Do it.

459
00:29:01,887 --> 00:29:04,355
Okay, yank them. Man wants to get in quick.

460
00:29:04,447 --> 00:29:05,880
[Rope creaking]

461
00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:08,486
[Squeaking]

462
00:29:09,487 --> 00:29:12,923
Hannibal, may I? For the Therm?

463
00:29:25,327 --> 00:29:26,362
[Murdock chuckling]

464
00:29:26,447 --> 00:29:28,677
HANNIBAL: Let's get to the boat, B.A.

465
00:29:28,807 --> 00:29:30,479
What's going on out here?

466
00:29:31,207 --> 00:29:33,482
Someone's been messing with our traps.

467
00:29:33,967 --> 00:29:36,083
Found a bottle in that one over there.

468
00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:37,520
That's cute.

469
00:29:37,607 --> 00:29:39,165
[Glass shattering]

470
00:29:41,327 --> 00:29:44,125
"Lobster are red, water is blue.

471
00:29:44,207 --> 00:29:46,721
"Put up your hands and look behind you. "

472
00:29:46,887 --> 00:29:49,162
GARBER: Right.
HANNIBAL: Up in the air!

473
00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:53,235
We're gonna balance some scales
around here, Garber.

474
00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:54,965
You know what piracy is, mister?

475
00:29:55,047 --> 00:29:59,120
Yeah. I know what extortion
and a protection racket is, too, pal.

476
00:29:59,207 --> 00:30:01,004
We're just here to make a little point.

477
00:30:01,087 --> 00:30:04,204
We want you to know what it feels like
to get your toes stepped on.

478
00:30:04,287 --> 00:30:06,482
When we were down there
setting the explosives...

479
00:30:06,567 --> 00:30:10,037
we took some pictures of the undersized,
illegal lobsters you catch.

480
00:30:10,127 --> 00:30:12,766
A friend of ours writes
for a syndicate of 80 newspapers.

481
00:30:12,847 --> 00:30:14,758
She'll love a story like this.

482
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:17,998
I figure in a couple of days
the whole country will know about you.

483
00:30:18,087 --> 00:30:20,317
- Well, you ain't gonna get away with this.
- Funny.

484
00:30:20,407 --> 00:30:22,079
Every time somebody says that to me...

485
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:24,203
they wind up eating those words
on sourdough.

486
00:30:24,287 --> 00:30:26,164
DECKER: Not this time, Smith!

487
00:30:27,167 --> 00:30:28,395
Check the boat.

488
00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:30,797
[Suspenseful instrumental music]

489
00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:36,486
Nobody's in the boat.

490
00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:38,678
Nobody's in the boat, sir.

491
00:30:39,527 --> 00:30:41,085
You gotta watch that guy, Decker.

492
00:30:41,167 --> 00:30:43,044
Tie them up and shut them up!

493
00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:48,403
[Heroic instrumental music]

494
00:30:58,367 --> 00:31:00,483
[Dramatic instrumental music]

495
00:31:11,047 --> 00:31:13,197
DECKER: All right, let's go. Move it!

496
00:31:13,287 --> 00:31:14,686
Head for that shed.

497
00:31:15,767 --> 00:31:18,759
Well, you really know
how to do things right, Colonel.

498
00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:21,362
A baby-blue shed. What do you say, Face?

499
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,324
Yeah, West Point, all the way.

500
00:31:23,487 --> 00:31:25,239
Nothing's too good for you.

501
00:31:25,327 --> 00:31:28,478
And don't worry.
I've sent for military transport.

502
00:31:28,727 --> 00:31:30,365
It'll be here in an hour.

503
00:31:31,207 --> 00:31:35,325
By tomorrow morning you'll be eating
breakfast with 500 guys just like you.

504
00:31:35,407 --> 00:31:37,557
There is nobody just like us.

505
00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:40,002
You really think you're gonna put us away,
don't you?

506
00:31:40,087 --> 00:31:41,486
Yeah, and I back up what I think.

507
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,797
I hope you haven't got
any money bet on that, pal.

508
00:31:43,887 --> 00:31:45,923
Hope you enjoy
your little stay in the slammer.

509
00:31:46,007 --> 00:31:47,156
DECKER: Cut it, Garber!

510
00:31:47,247 --> 00:31:48,726
If you hadn't cooperated with me...

511
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:51,765
I'd turn you over to the police, the FBl,
anybody who'd have you.

512
00:31:51,847 --> 00:31:54,520
We sure get holy
after we get what we want, don't we?

513
00:31:54,607 --> 00:31:56,245
I never do agree with Col. Smith...

514
00:31:56,327 --> 00:32:00,206
but your little protection scam cuts about
as much ice with me as it does with him.

515
00:32:00,287 --> 00:32:04,599
Now pull up your last load of traps
and get out of this town before I run you in.

516
00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:08,965
Garber hates Decker, Decker hates Garber.
Perfect.

517
00:32:09,407 --> 00:32:10,965
Well, you just listen to this.

518
00:32:11,047 --> 00:32:14,244
I get washed out of this thing,
I ain't going alone.

519
00:32:14,327 --> 00:32:16,921
I'll take a big chunk of your friends with me.

520
00:32:17,007 --> 00:32:18,042
Bet on it.

521
00:32:18,247 --> 00:32:19,646
CRANE: Go on, inside.

522
00:32:19,727 --> 00:32:21,240
[B.A. screams in pain]

523
00:32:21,327 --> 00:32:23,636
Watch it, sucker! I got a bad foot.

524
00:32:23,727 --> 00:32:27,242
You shove me again
and I'll wrap that gun around your face.

525
00:32:27,807 --> 00:32:30,367
[Slow, suspenseful instrumental music]

526
00:32:44,767 --> 00:32:48,316
Hey, Hannibal, if you ever had a plan,
we're gonna need one now.

527
00:32:48,447 --> 00:32:50,039
The truck gets here within an hour.

528
00:32:50,127 --> 00:32:52,925
I've got a plan,
but it's for Garber and Decker.

529
00:32:53,927 --> 00:32:55,724
I'm not worried about us...

530
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,196
but Garber would kill Doug and Shana
in a minute.

531
00:32:58,287 --> 00:32:59,481
Nobody's gonna kill us.

532
00:32:59,567 --> 00:33:01,637
Well, there's nothing we can do
about it now.

533
00:33:01,727 --> 00:33:03,319
- Unless...
- Unless?

534
00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:04,920
You mean Murdock?

535
00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:09,117
Well, I guess what they say is true.
America is running out of heroes.

536
00:33:09,207 --> 00:33:11,118
Murdock will pop up somewhere.

537
00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,162
Amy!

538
00:33:20,047 --> 00:33:21,560
AMY: Murdock, what happened?

539
00:33:21,647 --> 00:33:24,320
We're in big trouble. Big trouble.

540
00:33:25,127 --> 00:33:27,038
The unit was captured by Decker.

541
00:33:27,127 --> 00:33:29,197
There was an ambush on Garber's boat.

542
00:33:29,287 --> 00:33:30,481
So what're we gonna do?

543
00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:33,127
Don't worry. I thought about something
while swimming in.

544
00:33:33,207 --> 00:33:34,686
The water sort of clears the brain.

545
00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:36,280
Is there anything we can do to help?

546
00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:38,597
I don't want you getting in trouble over us.

547
00:33:38,687 --> 00:33:40,757
MURDOCK: It's getting bigger.
AMY: What's your idea?

548
00:33:40,847 --> 00:33:42,997
I figure that Decker is a creature of habit.

549
00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:46,966
And he would never come down after us
with heavy wheels weighing him down.

550
00:33:47,047 --> 00:33:49,402
So he's gonna have to reach out
and grab Uncle Sam...

551
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:50,920
and get a transport down here.

552
00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:55,046
The closest base from here is Fort Newton.
That's about 100 miles north.

553
00:33:55,287 --> 00:33:56,606
Okay.

554
00:33:56,727 --> 00:34:01,039
That means he's gonna have to head down
the highway south, straight through town.

555
00:34:01,727 --> 00:34:02,762
Amy...

556
00:34:04,007 --> 00:34:07,841
I'm gonna make you feel real wanted.
You know what I mean?

557
00:34:08,487 --> 00:34:10,318
Real wanted.

558
00:34:21,687 --> 00:34:23,279
[Tyres screeching]

559
00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,646
Hold it, mister!

560
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,362
Mind your own business, doughboy!

561
00:34:31,647 --> 00:34:34,719
We're breaking up and she won't give me
my letterman jacket back.

562
00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:36,957
Why don't you lose that cap pistol
and take a lap?

563
00:34:37,047 --> 00:34:39,641
Yeah. You leave my boyfriend alone.

564
00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:41,236
[Gun clicks]

565
00:34:41,327 --> 00:34:43,887
I knew you couldn't take it
without me, baby.

566
00:34:44,287 --> 00:34:45,481
Turn around.

567
00:34:45,887 --> 00:34:46,922
March.

568
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,246
All ready to go, Mr. Garber.

569
00:34:57,327 --> 00:34:59,363
We shove out of town anytime you want.

570
00:34:59,447 --> 00:35:01,677
We ain't leaving town yet, Lennox.

571
00:35:02,207 --> 00:35:04,960
I want to pay my respects to the Mayers.

572
00:35:06,767 --> 00:35:09,281
You know, we've been here almost an hour.

573
00:35:09,727 --> 00:35:12,082
Don't tell me what time it is!

574
00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:14,476
Tell me what a great plan
you just thought of.

575
00:35:14,567 --> 00:35:17,365
You still think Amy and Murdock
are gonna get us out of here?

576
00:35:17,447 --> 00:35:20,245
- Bet on it.
- Yeah. I got no choice.

577
00:35:20,527 --> 00:35:22,597
[Military truck approaching]

578
00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:29,036
Here it comes.

579
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,164
Get them out, Captain,
and keep them under heavy guard.

580
00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:44,518
Incidentally, I did a little figuring.

581
00:35:44,607 --> 00:35:47,838
Our odds are about 20-to-1, give or take.
Thought you'd like to know.

582
00:35:47,927 --> 00:35:49,963
- Thanks, Murdock.
- You better put it on.

583
00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:52,436
This bag of chips could get pretty hairy.
Okay?

584
00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:54,438
Two, three, one.

585
00:35:55,847 --> 00:35:56,916
FACE: Uh-oh.

586
00:35:57,007 --> 00:35:59,885
- Still think we're gonna get rescued?
- Why not?

587
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:12,437
MURDOCK: I want to hear the guns
hit the deck, gentlemen.

588
00:36:14,247 --> 00:36:16,317
You're gritting your teeth, Decker.

589
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,639
FACE: Go on, inside! Move!

590
00:36:25,887 --> 00:36:27,923
You're wasting the best years of your life...

591
00:36:28,007 --> 00:36:30,726
trying to catch people
you're never gonna catch.

592
00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:32,599
Let me give you some advice.

593
00:36:32,687 --> 00:36:35,963
Go back to your hometown.
Open up an Army-Navy store.

594
00:36:36,087 --> 00:36:37,406
You're a born clerk.

595
00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,522
B.A.

596
00:36:38,847 --> 00:36:39,996
All right. Let's go.

597
00:36:40,087 --> 00:36:42,999
Garber's leaving town,
but he'll go after Doug and Shana first.

598
00:36:43,087 --> 00:36:44,361
AMY: They're on their boat.

599
00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:46,762
HANNIBAL: Then that's where it'll happen.

600
00:36:46,847 --> 00:36:49,077
[Suspenseful instrumental music]

601
00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:56,156
What's this?

602
00:36:56,287 --> 00:36:58,403
[Dramatic instrumental music]

603
00:37:33,527 --> 00:37:35,643
Your family's caused me
an awful lot of trouble.

604
00:37:35,727 --> 00:37:37,479
Enough to kill us over?

605
00:37:38,727 --> 00:37:40,046
How's your daddy?

606
00:37:40,807 --> 00:37:41,956
Break it up!

607
00:37:46,207 --> 00:37:48,277
First we're gonna bust up the boat.

608
00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:50,206
Then we're gonna take care of you.

609
00:37:50,287 --> 00:37:52,721
- You've lost, Garber.
- Yeah?

610
00:37:52,807 --> 00:37:55,685
- Where did you hear that fairy tale at?
- From me.

611
00:37:57,047 --> 00:37:59,561
[Slow, suspenseful instrumental music]

612
00:38:02,007 --> 00:38:04,282
It's called
The Three Little Pigs Named Garber.

613
00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:06,835
I thought you'd enjoy the same surprise
you had for us.

614
00:38:06,927 --> 00:38:09,202
Yeah. One good turn deserves another.

615
00:38:32,287 --> 00:38:34,755
HANNIBAL: Face, I'm out of ammo. Cover me.

616
00:38:35,207 --> 00:38:37,163
[Tense instrumental music]

617
00:38:38,087 --> 00:38:39,281
[Grunts]

618
00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:45,519
MURDOCK: Hold it right there, Popeye.
Dropamente.

619
00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:54,716
[Grunts]

620
00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:05,078
[Tense instrumental music]

621
00:39:07,647 --> 00:39:09,126
[Drum crashing]

622
00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:11,036
B.A.: Come on!

623
00:39:13,247 --> 00:39:14,726
[Loud grunting]

624
00:39:16,967 --> 00:39:18,286
[Screaming]

625
00:39:24,287 --> 00:39:26,039
That's for my foot, sucker!

626
00:39:52,047 --> 00:39:53,275
[Panting]

627
00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:54,955
[Screams]

628
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,157
[Suspenseful instrumental music]

629
00:40:05,887 --> 00:40:07,445
HANNIBAL: You've got two choices.

630
00:40:07,527 --> 00:40:10,360
Either you get out of town
and never come back...

631
00:40:10,447 --> 00:40:14,520
or we'll tow you so far out to sea,
the next thing you'll see is Australia.

632
00:40:14,807 --> 00:40:19,403
You know what'll happen then?
Your mail will start stacking up, forever.

633
00:40:19,647 --> 00:40:21,797
You guys don't have any authority over me.

634
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:24,685
I know you're a bunch of criminals
on the run from the Army.

635
00:40:24,767 --> 00:40:26,280
You can't threaten me.

636
00:40:28,007 --> 00:40:29,565
What do you call this?

637
00:40:29,647 --> 00:40:31,319
It's okay, B.A.

638
00:40:31,407 --> 00:40:33,443
I kind of hoped he'd say that.

639
00:40:34,487 --> 00:40:37,843
Here, Doug, keep that on him...

640
00:40:37,927 --> 00:40:40,122
till Decker gets here.

641
00:40:40,207 --> 00:40:42,641
Of course, we'll have to duck out
so as to miss him...

642
00:40:42,727 --> 00:40:45,002
but he'll be thrilled to see
you haven't left town.

643
00:40:45,087 --> 00:40:48,796
He gets his jollies sticking people
in boxes the size of coffee cups.

644
00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:50,798
You ought to fit just fine.

645
00:40:50,887 --> 00:40:54,243
HANNIBAL: We tend to frustrate him.
He'll take it out on you.

646
00:40:55,167 --> 00:40:58,637
Decker finally catches somebody: Garber.

647
00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:02,846
I love it when a plan comes together.

648
00:41:10,127 --> 00:41:12,436
DOUG: You should have seen the look
on Garber's face...

649
00:41:12,527 --> 00:41:14,916
when the Army showed up
and hauled him off.

650
00:41:15,007 --> 00:41:19,000
I'd like to see the look on Decker's face.
He didn't catch what he was fishing for.

651
00:41:19,087 --> 00:41:21,123
SHANA: We're real glad about that, too.

652
00:41:21,207 --> 00:41:24,438
You guys have been real good to us,
criminals or not.

653
00:41:24,887 --> 00:41:27,765
B.A.: I'm glad your father's all right.
SHANA: Are you kidding?

654
00:41:27,847 --> 00:41:29,883
When I called to tell him
Garber was through...

655
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:31,923
he started making plans to jog home.

656
00:41:32,007 --> 00:41:34,043
Sounds like a man on the road to health.

657
00:41:34,127 --> 00:41:37,039
Yeah, he's just sorry he didn't get a chance
to meet you all.

658
00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:39,641
Well, you never know.
We do travel a great deal.

659
00:41:39,727 --> 00:41:41,206
I don't know about you guys...

660
00:41:41,287 --> 00:41:44,165
but I was thinking of swimming
right on up the coast someday...

661
00:41:44,247 --> 00:41:46,522
and then surfing right on in and saying hey.

662
00:41:46,607 --> 00:41:48,245
Shut up, fool. You ain't no fish.

663
00:41:48,327 --> 00:41:50,761
Oh, yeah? I can pucker up like one.

664
00:41:50,847 --> 00:41:52,485
Besides, I like them fish vibes.

665
00:41:52,567 --> 00:41:55,525
I tell you, they got something
real peaceful going on down there.

666
00:41:55,607 --> 00:41:56,801
Right, Therm, my man?

667
00:41:56,887 --> 00:42:00,516
Listen, Murdock, I'm sick and tired
of your dead lobster and your dumb vibes.

668
00:42:00,607 --> 00:42:01,642
MURDOCK: Cut it out, B.A.

669
00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:05,515
Just because Therm has been reduced
to a claw, don't mean he ain't got no vibes.

670
00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:07,996
He's just keeping them on low beam...

671
00:42:08,087 --> 00:42:11,602
so he don't end up in a bisque somewhere...

672
00:42:11,687 --> 00:42:13,564
in some sleazy restaurant.

673
00:42:13,647 --> 00:42:14,762
You don't hear no vibes.

674
00:42:14,847 --> 00:42:17,805
You hear nothing but your pea brain
rolling around in your head.

675
00:42:17,887 --> 00:42:19,400
FACE: Come on, give the man a break.

676
00:42:19,487 --> 00:42:21,796
Not this time.
Gotta teach this sucker a lesson.

677
00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:25,516
Now, B.A., let's be rational.
We must behave like grown men.

678
00:42:25,607 --> 00:42:27,484
MURDOCK: Like civilised adults.

679
00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:31,196
The man said, "Give the man a break,"
so give me a break!

680
00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:32,925
How about I give you a ride?

681
00:42:33,007 --> 00:42:36,238
You want to be like the fish so much,
why don't you join them?

682
00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:38,363
[Comical instrumental music]

683
00:42:41,887 --> 00:42:44,606
He did it! I don't believe he did it!

684
00:42:45,407 --> 00:42:49,195
- Now, vibe on that, sucker!
- Vibe on that?

685
00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:58,166
[Theme music]