1 00:01:24,175 --> 00:01:28,339 NARRATOR: 10 years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a miIitary court... 2 00:01:28,429 --> 00:01:30,089 for a crime they didn't commit. 3 00:01:30,181 --> 00:01:33,348 These men promptIy escaped from a maximum-security stockade... 4 00:01:33,434 --> 00:01:35,178 to the Los AngeIes underground. 5 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:38,935 Today, stiII wanted by the government, they survive as soIdiers of fortune. 6 00:01:39,023 --> 00:01:41,728 If you have a probIem, if no one eIse can heIp... 7 00:01:41,818 --> 00:01:45,068 and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. 8 00:01:48,199 --> 00:01:49,693 [Theme music] 9 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:07,795 OLLlE: Come on, Sheriff, that was a scratch, plain as day. 10 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:10,086 Hold your water, Ollie. l was just practicing. 11 00:03:10,173 --> 00:03:13,507 There ain't nothing in the rules about practise shots. 12 00:03:13,677 --> 00:03:17,674 My rules are different than yours, Ollie. Ain't that right, boys? 13 00:03:18,515 --> 00:03:20,507 Nine ball, corner pocket. 14 00:03:24,354 --> 00:03:26,975 We got him out back in the squad car. 15 00:03:38,368 --> 00:03:40,906 Hiya, Jimmy. How's the newspaper business? 16 00:03:40,996 --> 00:03:43,321 Why don't you step out so we can have a IittIe taIk? 17 00:03:43,415 --> 00:03:46,866 ls that what you said to Stan King before you rolled his car in a ditch? 18 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,533 See, that's the kind of thing that gets you in trouble. 19 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:53,129 You ain't got any right writing those Iies about me in the newspaper. 20 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:57,463 l'm running for a big election here. People read that stuff, they get jumpy. 21 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,219 l'm going to win, anyway. 22 00:04:01,057 --> 00:04:02,884 Get him out of there. 23 00:04:12,235 --> 00:04:14,691 Baker, l run this town. 24 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,816 lf you forget that... 25 00:04:17,908 --> 00:04:19,900 remember Stan King. 26 00:04:30,045 --> 00:04:32,037 [Tense instrumental music] 27 00:04:58,073 --> 00:05:01,276 -What's keeping them? -They'll be here, l promise. 28 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,985 l told them everything and they want to help. 29 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:06,404 They just have a weird schedule. 30 00:05:07,249 --> 00:05:11,412 Sorry, folks, l'm gonna have to ask you to drink up. We're closing. 31 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:15,334 Excuse me. 32 00:05:15,966 --> 00:05:20,462 Hannibal, you must be slipping. l could tell it was you a mile away. 33 00:05:20,762 --> 00:05:25,673 AMY: The nose is awful, but the hair, where did you get it? Mail order? 34 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:27,643 You got a problem, miss? 35 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:31,725 l mean, really, the thing looks like it's ready to start purring. 36 00:05:33,024 --> 00:05:35,064 ERNlE: Lady.... AMY: l'm sorry. 37 00:05:35,652 --> 00:05:37,312 [Knocking on door] 38 00:05:39,447 --> 00:05:40,990 ERNlE: All closed up. 39 00:05:41,491 --> 00:05:44,991 You just got new hours, sucker! Now get out of the way. 40 00:05:45,704 --> 00:05:48,788 -Would anyone like some coffee? -That would be nice. 41 00:05:48,874 --> 00:05:51,495 -How would you like it? -ln a cup, fool. 42 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:57,419 Why would a guy wear a wig like that? Looks like a dead plant. 43 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,084 You're late. Where is Hannibal? 44 00:06:00,177 --> 00:06:02,253 Hannibal had to do some close-ups... 45 00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:05,679 on the GiIa Monster Who Ate France. Big-budget film. 46 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,509 Mr. Baker's waiting. 47 00:06:09,144 --> 00:06:11,516 -Mr. Baker? Sorry we're late. -lt's all right. 48 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:15,021 Looks like Sheriff Dawson got a little tired of you pushing him around. 49 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:18,311 You'd think a guy that's sheriff for 20 years would be more subtle. 50 00:06:18,403 --> 00:06:22,187 He doesn't have to be. He just flashes his badge and throws his weight around. 51 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,983 Anybody doesn't like it, they wind up in jail on some trumped-up charge... 52 00:06:26,077 --> 00:06:28,117 -or they get beat on. -Why not vote him out? 53 00:06:28,205 --> 00:06:30,778 lf anyone sounds like they're gonna run for candidate... 54 00:06:30,874 --> 00:06:33,116 he buys them out or shuts them up some way. 55 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,455 The last was Stan King. 56 00:06:34,544 --> 00:06:38,376 He wound up in a ditch outside of town the day after he announced he was running. 57 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:41,170 Sounds like this guy Dawson needs to be taught a good lesson. 58 00:06:41,259 --> 00:06:43,051 BAKER: Don't underestimate him. He's smart. 59 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,007 Never leaves anything laying around for you to pin on him later. 60 00:06:46,097 --> 00:06:48,767 Otherwise, l'd have taken this to the attorney general. 61 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:52,848 lf we're gonna draw this guy out, we need to know his weak spots. 62 00:06:52,938 --> 00:06:55,144 -What else does he have going? -Plenty. 63 00:06:55,232 --> 00:06:57,853 -Guns, money, whiskey, you name it. -Money? Like what? 64 00:06:57,943 --> 00:07:01,312 Like a little casino he allows to prosper a few miles outside of town. 65 00:07:01,404 --> 00:07:03,730 lt's at a place called Danny's Satellite Lounge. 66 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,361 He takes a piece of the action and nobody bothers him. 67 00:07:06,451 --> 00:07:09,571 -And what about the whiskey? -Side business. Smuggles the stuff. 68 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,414 Nobody pays any tax, he's got a built-in market. 69 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,950 The next shipment's coming in three days, running right up Highway 49. 70 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:18,796 And you can be sure there aren't gonna be any cops there... 71 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,754 unless they're thirsty. 72 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:23,665 Thanks. 73 00:07:26,721 --> 00:07:30,719 So what can we possibly come up with to drill a guy like Dawson? 74 00:07:30,809 --> 00:07:34,260 We could start by running our own candidate for sheriff. 75 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,596 l think Hannibal would love a plan like that. 76 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:39,015 l don't know. That's like asking for trouble. 77 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:41,944 Running somebody against Dawson like that. He's a killer. 78 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,606 You're right. That's a problem. 79 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,733 Where are we gonna find anyone dumb enough to go to that town... 80 00:07:46,825 --> 00:07:49,114 and be a candidate for sheriff? 81 00:07:50,453 --> 00:07:52,078 l mean, nobody's that stupid. 82 00:07:53,456 --> 00:07:55,829 HANNlBAL: Not a bad picture for a campaign poster. 83 00:07:55,917 --> 00:08:00,129 HANNlBAL: What have we got to work with? AMY: We have got the perfect cover. 84 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,547 His name is Joe Morgan. l checked with county records. 85 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:07,797 He left town about 20 years ago to join the army. And he hasn't been back since. 86 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:10,379 This guy got a battlefield commission in Nam. 87 00:08:10,473 --> 00:08:12,881 Sometimes l think you're crazier than Murdock. 88 00:08:12,976 --> 00:08:15,811 How are you gonna pass Face off as a war hero... 89 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:19,146 -in this guy's hometown? -B.A., you got to have faith. 90 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:22,435 lt's been 20 years. People change, people forget. 91 00:08:23,361 --> 00:08:26,197 When you write this up, you got to Iay it on pretty thick... 92 00:08:26,281 --> 00:08:29,282 about the returning hero. And wire to Baker as soon as you can. 93 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:33,235 When we get to town, everybody's got to know who Joe Morgan is. 94 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:37,162 B.A., you might as well start it up now. This'll go like clockwork. 95 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,951 You know, when Face turns on the charm, he can do anything. 96 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,129 Let's get out of here. 97 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,669 [Murdock speaking Spanish] 98 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,924 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 99 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:04,186 These sudden departures are starting to drive me crazy. 100 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,527 -Shut up, Murdock. You're already crazy. -Oh, yeah? 101 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:10,492 At least there's somebody glad to see me. 102 00:09:10,575 --> 00:09:12,532 And l still have my harmonica. 103 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:15,536 Hannibal, he's starting it again. He's trying to make me mad. 104 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:18,457 He ain't got no harmonica there. There's nothing but hot air. 105 00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:21,661 Better put it away. B.A. doesn't like music while he's driving. 106 00:09:21,753 --> 00:09:24,125 Now listen up. We got a lot of stuff to do... 107 00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:26,420 before we put Amy and Face on the plane tomorrow. 108 00:09:26,508 --> 00:09:28,999 Me? l thought l was going up with you guys in the van. 109 00:09:29,094 --> 00:09:32,048 How do you think Joe Morgan's homecoming would look... 110 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,383 without his new bride? 111 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:36,143 Amy, you got married. That's wonderful. 112 00:09:36,226 --> 00:09:40,804 Now wait a minute, Hannibal. Nobody said anything about a wife. 113 00:09:40,897 --> 00:09:44,397 l don't know, Face, l think l'd make a pretty good First Lady. 114 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,393 l'm poised. l'm ambitious. 115 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:49,321 -Face, try and look sharp. -l always look sharp. 116 00:09:49,406 --> 00:09:52,739 We'll be there with TV cameras to make a big deal of the whole thing. 117 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,902 The Sheriff will give you the key to the city. 118 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:58,161 There'll be a crowd waving little flags and cheering you. 119 00:09:58,248 --> 00:10:01,747 Sounds like l'll be riding into a range war looking like a greeting card. 120 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:05,038 A lot of elections have been won and lost on the first impressions. 121 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:07,004 WiIIiam McKinIey took a Iosing campaign... 122 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:09,961 turned it into victory by whistle-stopping across the country. 123 00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:12,969 Worked great for him, too. He was assassinated. 124 00:10:13,054 --> 00:10:17,847 Hannibal, one question here. What happens if l win this election? 125 00:10:18,477 --> 00:10:22,059 You know, I can't be a sheriff. Considering there's a price on my head... 126 00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:24,104 if l take a gig as a public servant... 127 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:27,026 that's not exactly what l'd consider a job with a future. 128 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:28,273 Picky, picky. 129 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,362 This Sheriff will never let it go that far if l read him right. 130 00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:34,283 He'll have you killed off before anybody gets to the polls. 131 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,526 And that's where we come in for real. 132 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:39,407 -We'll get the whole thing on videotape. -The whole thing? 133 00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:41,574 -l'm touched. -The attempt. 134 00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:46,871 l mean, don't worry. You'll be fine. We'll be right there to pull his plug. 135 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,003 As long as everything goes according to plan. 136 00:10:50,091 --> 00:10:52,547 Sounds like money in the bank to me. 137 00:10:57,641 --> 00:11:00,132 [Rhythmic instrumental music] 138 00:11:52,404 --> 00:11:54,562 HANNlBAL: Okay, put the camera down right here. 139 00:11:54,656 --> 00:11:56,981 DAWSON: Excuse me a minute. HANNlBAL: Not now, pal. 140 00:11:57,075 --> 00:11:59,483 lf you want an autograph, l'll talk to you later. 141 00:11:59,578 --> 00:12:01,866 Put the camera over the chalk mark, will you? 142 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,034 Camera stays. 143 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,246 l'm Jake Dawson, sheriff of this county. 144 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,287 HANNlBAL: You're the guy that's gonna give the key to the city. 145 00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:10,786 Yeah. We'll make that presentation over by the steps. 146 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:14,499 The deputy's gonna make a presentation at the bottom of the steps-- 147 00:12:14,593 --> 00:12:15,707 DAWSON: l'm the Sheriff! 148 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,047 Right. What's your name again? 149 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:20,885 l'll get you to sign the release paper later. Stand right over here. 150 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,643 HANNlBAL: Just step right on over here. That's it. 151 00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:26,597 HANNlBAL: Now. Hold the flag up, hold the key up. 152 00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:29,227 That's fine. Now get ready. Good. 153 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:32,233 ls he gonna wear that hat? l mean, l got no lights. 154 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,433 Okay. 155 00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:36,648 HANNlBAL: Excuse me, l got to get a little light in your eyes there. 156 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:40,156 That's fine. Yeah. That's great! Now. 157 00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:42,236 Nice talking to you. 158 00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:46,032 All right. Roll them. Now give us a big smile. That's great. 159 00:12:46,124 --> 00:12:48,331 -l'm in love with it. -Okay. 160 00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:52,416 HANNlBAL: Thank you very much, Sheriff. You just stand right over here. 161 00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:56,088 [Band playing up-tempo song] 162 00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:11,601 Got that one? 163 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:22,493 Little girl with flowers. Come on, darling. That's it. 164 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,155 Thanks, sweetheart. 165 00:13:25,789 --> 00:13:29,407 Well, Joe, how come you didn't wear your Silver Star? 166 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,289 Silver Star? 167 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,833 HANNlBAL: Sure. The one you were awarded in Vietnam. 168 00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:35,582 Mr. Kyle, could we not do this? 169 00:13:35,674 --> 00:13:38,793 l told you when l left the Pentagon, l didn't want any publicity. 170 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,459 My wife and l would just like to go home quietly. 171 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:45,766 Yes, but the Sheriff is here to present you with the key to the city. 172 00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:47,179 HANNlBAL: You ready, Brad? 173 00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:49,261 Whenever you are, B.C. l mean, C.B. 174 00:13:49,354 --> 00:13:51,097 HANNlBAL: Try and keep it fresh now. 175 00:13:51,189 --> 00:13:53,645 HANNlBAL: Give us a big smile. Step right in here, Sheriff. 176 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,307 That's it. Keep that key up. 177 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,273 -Okay. You ready, Brad? -Ready. Camera's ready. 178 00:13:59,364 --> 00:14:00,692 HANNlBAL: Okay, roll. 179 00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:02,360 All right. Yeah! 180 00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:03,946 [Crowd cheering] 181 00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:08,903 The fact that Joe Morgan has chosen to settle here... 182 00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:13,411 is a great testament to the way of life l've tried to maintain... 183 00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:15,496 for the citizens of Parkland. 184 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:19,005 So on behaIf of myseIf and the whoIe town... 185 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:22,960 l'd like to present you with the key to the city. 186 00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:25,304 Yeah! Joe! 187 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:30,352 Please, please. 188 00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:35,191 That's very nice, Sheriff, and l appreciate it and all that, but... 189 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,018 l'm sorry. l just can't accept this. 190 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,482 You weren't here to offer me the key to the city... 191 00:14:39,571 --> 00:14:41,065 when l went away to war... 192 00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:45,450 and l think it'd be a little dishonest to accept it now that l'm back. 193 00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:46,780 Thanks, anyway. 194 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,993 Come on, honey, let's catch a cab. 195 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,361 [Crowd cheering] 196 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,746 Zoom in on the Sheriff, Murdock. 197 00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:08,089 lt doesn't bother you none this guy comes to town with his pretty wife... 198 00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:12,394 and we roll up with this key so he can turn it down, make me look like a jerk? 199 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,768 Maybe he's an opinionated fella. 200 00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:19,232 l've been around too long not to know when l'm being blindsided. 201 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,810 He couldn't have planned it better. 202 00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:26,232 He wants something. 203 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,074 Rance... 204 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:34,495 l want you to find out if there's anything stinking up his files. 205 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:36,244 l mean anything. 206 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:41,589 Nobody gets away with treating me like dirt. 207 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,170 Nobody. 208 00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:46,753 [Tense instrumental music] 209 00:15:52,394 --> 00:15:54,268 That man seems upset. 210 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,225 Back at the VA, he'd be first in line for the ice cube room. 211 00:15:57,315 --> 00:15:59,557 That man's too unstable for politics... 212 00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:02,569 and believe me, l know whereof l speak, Jack. 213 00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:04,896 When Face turned down that key to the city... 214 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,781 it sure got his motor running. 215 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:10,070 When he sees our little campaign get going... 216 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,992 that Sheriff's gonna be out of wind... 217 00:16:13,081 --> 00:16:15,702 just trying to get out of his own way. 218 00:16:23,091 --> 00:16:26,590 [Patriotic music playing on speaker] 219 00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:44,142 Don't you just love it, B.A.? The excitement of the electoral process. 220 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,029 The sense of history. 221 00:16:46,364 --> 00:16:48,902 The quest for the truth. 222 00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:52,282 The amp with a million watts per channel... 223 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,992 just pumping the old red, white and blue. 224 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,789 l hate brass bands. 225 00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:02,873 Friends, Romans, and country persons... 226 00:17:03,215 --> 00:17:06,002 Iisten up out there, dudes and dudettes-- 227 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,797 l should've left you back there at that state hospital... 228 00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:11,045 with the rest of those mixed nuts. 229 00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:15,600 Come on down to Veteran's Park today and meet Joe Morgan. 230 00:17:16,061 --> 00:17:20,438 WhiIe you're there, pick up your free pen, compIiments of Joe Morgan. 231 00:17:20,524 --> 00:17:24,521 Then use that free pen to write in Joe Morgan's name... 232 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,651 on eIection day. 233 00:17:26,822 --> 00:17:30,606 And then seII that pretty pen, seII that IittIe critter... 234 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,076 for big money... 235 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,825 and cruise to scenic AIaska, home of the famous husky. 236 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,124 You know, when l was in high school... 237 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:43,456 l ran for president of the student council. But l lost on a technicality, though. 238 00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:46,464 They weren't having an election at the time. 239 00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:51,716 Remember, Joe Morgan's the guy that you can't buy. 240 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:55,507 Sheriff Dawson, who's sIy, can aIways try... 241 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,011 but it won't fIy! 242 00:17:57,102 --> 00:17:58,893 That's it. l've heard enough. 243 00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:01,552 Hey, give me back that mike, B.A.! 244 00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:06,815 Meany! 245 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,315 [Rhythmic instrumental music] 246 00:18:15,579 --> 00:18:18,948 Here you go, brother, vote for Joe Morgan, the new sheriff. 247 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:24,253 Here you go, my man, vote for Joe Morgan. He's running for sheriff. 248 00:18:24,421 --> 00:18:27,126 Joe Morgan for sheriff. 249 00:18:27,757 --> 00:18:29,086 All right. 250 00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:32,591 Joe Morgan for sheriff, ma'am. 251 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,760 [Upbeat instrumental music] 252 00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,045 DAWSON: Posters! 253 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:12,670 DAWSON: This guy's way too organised for somebody that just came to town. 254 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,464 Well, go on, continue. 255 00:19:18,642 --> 00:19:21,678 He was born at Parkland General Hospital. 256 00:19:21,978 --> 00:19:24,185 Graduated from Parkland High... 257 00:19:24,272 --> 00:19:28,222 and he turned down a scholarship at State U so he could join the army. 258 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:32,863 Battlefield commission, Silver Star, discharged in '69. 259 00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:36,532 Both his mother and father died about 10 years ago... 260 00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:39,370 and they're buried in Parkland Cemetery. 261 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,574 DAWSON: Give me the rest. 262 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:46,200 Well, that's it. There isn't any more. 263 00:19:46,294 --> 00:19:48,750 What happened to him after he got out of the army? 264 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,211 The discharge is the last thing in his file. 265 00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:55,167 l ran a check through the VA and the FBl and they both came up zero. 266 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:59,342 He never even filed a federal tax return. This guy's the invisible man. 267 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,268 Then how come l keep seeing him everywhere? 268 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:05,853 His name's plastered all over town for the past three days. 269 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,184 Every time you turn around... 270 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:10,275 he's shaking hands with someone and every one of them's a vote. 271 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,483 This dirtbag's gunning for me. 272 00:20:12,571 --> 00:20:14,610 And you can't even prove he existed... 273 00:20:14,698 --> 00:20:16,774 from the time he left the army until yesterday. 274 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:20,449 You find out what Morgan's game is, and l don't care how. 275 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,281 Now get out of here. 276 00:20:32,424 --> 00:20:36,291 l sure wish l knew what little trick you are gonna try next. 277 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,799 [Fast-paced pop song playing] 278 00:21:35,278 --> 00:21:39,027 Hey, everybody, listen up. This man's got something to say. 279 00:21:41,409 --> 00:21:43,782 Hi there. l'm Joe Morgan. 280 00:21:44,412 --> 00:21:49,205 Dawson, you better get your tail over here. America's conscience just showed up. 281 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,333 Now you boys may not know me... 282 00:21:54,923 --> 00:21:57,924 but l'm running for sheriff. That's right. 283 00:21:58,677 --> 00:22:02,211 And, well, l just wanted y'all to know... 284 00:22:02,305 --> 00:22:05,010 that what you're doing here is illegal. 285 00:22:05,308 --> 00:22:09,092 You ain't getting any votes here, Jack, so why don't you shove off? 286 00:22:10,647 --> 00:22:12,225 FACE: The name's Joe. 287 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:16,683 I think, in the Iong run, you're going to thank me. 288 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,898 That's right. 289 00:22:20,282 --> 00:22:24,659 Hold on a minute. Hold on. Now, running a casino is one thing. 290 00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:28,031 But when that casino's rigged so nobody wins... 291 00:22:28,707 --> 00:22:30,082 what then? 292 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:38,457 You boys have been suckered by the oldest trick in the hat. 293 00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:42,049 Now l'm not saying that Sheriff Dawson knew anything about this. 294 00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:44,343 But he sure should have. 295 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,973 We've been cheated! 296 00:22:46,057 --> 00:22:48,133 That's right. What are we gonna do about it? 297 00:22:48,226 --> 00:22:50,385 DANNY: You ain't gonna do a thing. 298 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,847 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 299 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,981 HANNlBAL: Excuse me, gentlemen. 300 00:22:59,821 --> 00:23:01,897 [Adventurous instrumental music] 301 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,961 Ball four, take your base. 302 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,294 B.A., give me that axe handle. 303 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:29,007 Mr. Morgan, could we have one more just for the paper? 304 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,307 Yeah, sure. The old take two? 305 00:23:33,313 --> 00:23:35,104 BAKER: That's it. Hold it. 306 00:23:40,237 --> 00:23:42,775 lt's great to see a natural at work. 307 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,529 Nice to see you, Sheriff. 308 00:23:50,622 --> 00:23:53,113 Dawson, what am l paying you protection money for... 309 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:56,209 if this kind of thing happens? This place is completely trashed. 310 00:23:56,294 --> 00:23:58,287 Put a towel on it, Danny. 311 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,997 l can promise you one thing. 312 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,666 Our hero, Mr. Morgan... 313 00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:07,887 has done his last bit of damage in this town. 314 00:24:10,725 --> 00:24:12,517 DECKER: What is it, Captain? l'm real busy. 315 00:24:12,602 --> 00:24:14,844 l got something happening on the A-Team, sir. 316 00:24:14,938 --> 00:24:17,310 -Where? -Parkland, New Mexico. 317 00:24:17,399 --> 00:24:21,776 Picture in a local daily shows a man who looks just like Templeton Peck. 318 00:24:22,654 --> 00:24:25,904 He'd never let his picture be taken. Who's he claiming to be? 319 00:24:25,991 --> 00:24:28,363 Name under the photo says Joe Morgan. 320 00:24:28,451 --> 00:24:31,785 And here's the twist. Morgan is running for sheriff. 321 00:24:33,957 --> 00:24:35,202 Sheriff. 322 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,284 Stupid. Real stupid. 323 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:41,914 l've got a car waiting right now to take us to the airport, Colonel. 324 00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:44,711 Get an advance group ready to meet us in New Mexico... 325 00:24:44,801 --> 00:24:48,253 -so we can squadron right to Parkland. -lt's done, sir. 326 00:24:56,438 --> 00:24:57,683 DAWSON: Rance. 327 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,023 Wait till you read this. 328 00:25:05,697 --> 00:25:09,280 I knew there was something about this guy that didn't beIong in church. 329 00:25:09,367 --> 00:25:11,989 Get the squad car. We'll drive over back of his hotel. 330 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,277 You want some backup? 331 00:25:13,371 --> 00:25:17,120 We're not gonna need any backup. All we're going to need... 332 00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:19,835 is a shotgun. 333 00:25:21,296 --> 00:25:24,831 l want that director fella who's working for Morgan, alive. 334 00:25:24,925 --> 00:25:27,961 He's got me looking like half a tank in that movie he's making. 335 00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:32,097 -l want that film back before we finish him. -And if he won't play ball? 336 00:25:32,307 --> 00:25:34,845 Just get him down in the squad car. 337 00:25:36,144 --> 00:25:39,015 He will play ball. 338 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:48,103 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 339 00:25:53,286 --> 00:25:56,620 Make it quick, and don't call attention to yourself. 340 00:26:09,344 --> 00:26:11,384 RANCE: So long, Joe Morgan. 341 00:26:42,586 --> 00:26:43,996 Hi, Sheriff. 342 00:26:44,296 --> 00:26:47,961 l would have called, but l didn't have your number. Drive. 343 00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:49,873 Now! 344 00:26:51,219 --> 00:26:53,212 [Tense instrumental music] 345 00:27:03,773 --> 00:27:05,813 HANNlBAL: l saw your dumb brother going in there. 346 00:27:05,901 --> 00:27:08,356 HANNlBAL: You wouldn't know what's happening, would you? 347 00:27:08,445 --> 00:27:10,734 No. You planning on using that? 348 00:27:10,822 --> 00:27:14,156 No. Killing's your game, Dawson. Tell me... 349 00:27:15,785 --> 00:27:18,739 how do you live with yourself, leaving good people in ditches? 350 00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:22,828 l don't know about anybody in ditches. Something's eating on your brain, mister. 351 00:27:22,918 --> 00:27:26,666 Yeah? How about we check yours out? A little memory quiz? 352 00:27:26,755 --> 00:27:30,503 Stan King. Jim Baker. Ring any bells? 353 00:27:30,634 --> 00:27:33,469 HANNlBAL: l'd think you were feeling guilty, but l know better. 354 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:37,088 -Where am l supposed to be going? -With any luck, prison. 355 00:27:37,182 --> 00:27:39,803 Turn right here and go down the block. 356 00:27:43,355 --> 00:27:46,724 What do you want, mister? l mean, what do you really want? 357 00:27:46,817 --> 00:27:49,058 l want you out of town permanently. 358 00:27:49,152 --> 00:27:51,477 Leave it to Morgan. Let's talk about him. 359 00:27:51,571 --> 00:27:55,439 Now l may just be a county sheriff, but l ran a make on Morgan. 360 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,325 And guess what? 361 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:09,001 -Now you look scared. -Yeah? 362 00:28:10,173 --> 00:28:13,957 All it means is l have to work fast. And l always work fast. 363 00:28:22,102 --> 00:28:24,807 HANNlBAL: Okay, this is it, Sheriff. Get out. 364 00:28:26,231 --> 00:28:29,018 Hey, guys, l brought some burgers. 365 00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:33,562 l got some chow, and a big hamburger. 366 00:28:34,489 --> 00:28:37,324 Very funny. You boys are in real trouble. 367 00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:39,324 l don't think you count so good. 368 00:28:39,411 --> 00:28:41,617 No, it's the Sheriff that's been making trouble. 369 00:28:41,705 --> 00:28:46,497 He ran a make on our friend Joe Morgan, and then he put Joe's picture on the wire... 370 00:28:46,585 --> 00:28:49,586 -to everybody he could think of. -lt wasn't even my good side. 371 00:28:49,671 --> 00:28:51,913 HANNlBAL: We're gonna have to tell Col. Decker... 372 00:28:52,007 --> 00:28:55,043 who's under the misguided impression that we're the bad guys... 373 00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:57,673 all about your dirty little operations. 374 00:28:57,762 --> 00:28:59,043 So he'II arrest you. 375 00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:01,808 When he hears about dirty operations... 376 00:29:01,892 --> 00:29:05,724 -he goes animal, baby. Animal. -lt won't wash. 377 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:09,480 That teletype said that you were a military prisoner. 378 00:29:09,566 --> 00:29:12,401 And l'm the Sheriff. Besides... 379 00:29:14,112 --> 00:29:17,813 -you don't have any real proof. -Don't worry. We will. 380 00:29:17,908 --> 00:29:22,071 HANNlBAL: Like that truck going up Route 49, full of bootleg whiskey? 381 00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:24,119 HANNlBAL: That's where you're gonna help us. 382 00:29:24,206 --> 00:29:27,824 Just out of curiosity, what time is that gonna take place? 383 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,668 What time exactly? 384 00:29:35,759 --> 00:29:38,250 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 385 00:29:50,398 --> 00:29:51,727 That's it. 386 00:30:13,296 --> 00:30:15,336 We're getting closer, B.A. 387 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:38,144 DAWSON: You're boxed in, boys. 388 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:41,405 Then we'll take the lid off. Step on it, B.A. 389 00:30:45,370 --> 00:30:48,288 Come on, let's make them eat their own taillights. 390 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:13,428 HANNlBAL: Let's go, B.A. Let's get around this guy. 391 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:16,275 B.A.: l can't. This guy's keeping us boxed in. 392 00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:33,245 -They're still coming. -They sure are. 393 00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:58,766 RANCE: All right, you stay right where you are! Far away from the Sheriff. 394 00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:01,945 RANCE: Come on, let's get those reinforcements going. 395 00:32:17,379 --> 00:32:19,621 FACE: Empty, Hannibal. B.A.: Me, too. 396 00:32:19,923 --> 00:32:21,334 Okay, guys. 397 00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:30,052 HANNlBAL: l got to give you credit, Dawson. 398 00:32:30,141 --> 00:32:32,893 HANNlBAL: lt was a real nice setup. DAWSON: Joke all you want. 399 00:32:32,978 --> 00:32:36,429 l got you for kidnapping, stealing a squad car, hijacking a truck. 400 00:32:36,523 --> 00:32:39,440 -Serious offences, very serious. -Yeah? 401 00:32:40,110 --> 00:32:44,321 Well, murder scores pretty high. l mean, if you want to compare notes. 402 00:32:44,406 --> 00:32:46,861 l don't appreciate that kind of accusation. 403 00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:50,995 Tell us what kind you'd like. Maybe we can come up with something. 404 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,951 Don't just stand there, pick up their guns. 405 00:32:57,210 --> 00:33:00,081 Your buddy, the Colonel, is gonna be a happy man. 406 00:33:00,172 --> 00:33:03,042 As a matter of fact, l think l'm gonna make it easy for him. 407 00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:06,716 -Yeah? What about the election? -There isn't gonna be one. 408 00:33:07,929 --> 00:33:10,467 'Cause there won't be any candidate around... 409 00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:12,431 any living candidate... 410 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:14,185 to oppose me. 411 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,055 Let's get this over with. 412 00:33:25,155 --> 00:33:27,147 [Slow instrumental music] 413 00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:35,996 RANCE: You're about the last person l expected to come waltzing in here. 414 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:39,167 AMY: What've you done with my friends? They've been missing all day. 415 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:40,877 RANCE: They're with the Sheriff. 416 00:33:40,962 --> 00:33:45,256 You just saved me a lot of bother coming to round you up myself. 417 00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:48,841 -l appreciate it. -Not half as much as l do. Don't move. 418 00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:54,595 Well. You never know who you'll be glad to see, do you? 419 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:57,602 Do you know the kind of trouble you can buy... 420 00:33:57,687 --> 00:34:00,178 just charging into a sheriff's office and messing up-- 421 00:34:00,273 --> 00:34:02,764 Save it! Put that gun away, Deputy. 422 00:34:04,778 --> 00:34:06,438 RANCE: What do you fellas want? 423 00:34:06,530 --> 00:34:10,777 A group of escaped military prisoners. Call themselves the A-Team. 424 00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:15,157 You think they're here? Come on, Colonel, you can't be serious. 425 00:34:15,372 --> 00:34:17,199 You're getting paranoid, do you know that? 426 00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:18,868 We know they're here. 427 00:34:18,959 --> 00:34:23,371 And we know you're involved with them. So don't play games with me, lady. 428 00:34:24,464 --> 00:34:27,963 Colonel, you want to make a really big bust... 429 00:34:28,510 --> 00:34:30,170 let me clue you in on it. 430 00:34:30,262 --> 00:34:31,922 l came to this town... 431 00:34:32,013 --> 00:34:34,765 to write about the election they're having for sheriff... 432 00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:38,016 and l discovered the incumbent is running a dirty campaign. 433 00:34:38,103 --> 00:34:41,223 AMY: Why don't you check that out? DECKER: That's not why l'm here. 434 00:34:41,314 --> 00:34:43,888 You tell me where those people are, l wanna know now. 435 00:34:43,984 --> 00:34:45,394 -Dawson's got them. -Where? 436 00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:47,644 RANCE: ln a truck repair garage... 437 00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:50,691 not far from Danny's Satellite Lounge. 438 00:34:51,032 --> 00:34:55,113 Just a few miles from here. We've got them inside. 439 00:34:56,121 --> 00:35:00,866 We caught them when they tried to puII a truck hijacking out in the highway. 440 00:35:00,959 --> 00:35:03,497 -And they're all being held there? -Yeah. 441 00:35:03,587 --> 00:35:06,374 Good. You're gonna take us out there. 442 00:35:06,923 --> 00:35:09,249 l'm going out to that truck garage, Miss Allen. 443 00:35:09,342 --> 00:35:11,382 And l'm taking you along. 444 00:35:12,721 --> 00:35:14,879 Terrific. Shall we? 445 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:31,695 Are you guys for real? You think you're gonna get away with this? 446 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:36,159 Free and clear, hero. You forget l'm still sheriff of this county. 447 00:35:36,244 --> 00:35:38,451 l don't know. Like they say: 448 00:35:38,622 --> 00:35:41,243 ''The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings.'' 449 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:43,076 Or the peopIe vote. 450 00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:45,500 Bring them to the office. 451 00:35:48,757 --> 00:35:51,295 Boys, enjoy the decor. 452 00:35:52,135 --> 00:35:55,800 'Cause as soon as Rance gets back here with Mrs. Morgan... 453 00:35:59,434 --> 00:36:02,637 you are gonna get a whole new understanding... 454 00:36:02,729 --> 00:36:04,223 of the will of the people. 455 00:36:04,314 --> 00:36:07,398 lf l'd known you were gonna bring us someplace nice like this... 456 00:36:07,484 --> 00:36:10,485 -l would've dressed for the occasion. -Very funny. 457 00:36:11,696 --> 00:36:14,318 Let's go over to Danny's and get a beer. 458 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:16,483 DAWSON: Donald, you stand guard. 459 00:36:32,843 --> 00:36:35,547 -Face, watch the door. -Right. 460 00:36:41,810 --> 00:36:43,933 All right, he's six feet away. 461 00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:46,642 Give me a hand and move that desk over here. 462 00:36:47,399 --> 00:36:50,519 Hold it! Here he comes. 463 00:36:54,322 --> 00:36:55,865 What time's lunch? 464 00:37:00,203 --> 00:37:01,282 All right. 465 00:37:04,457 --> 00:37:06,415 Yeah, right there. 466 00:37:11,089 --> 00:37:14,256 lf you look at things the right way, anything can be on your side. 467 00:37:14,342 --> 00:37:16,418 ln this case, we look up. 468 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,574 Murdock, there's a little crawl space up there, see if you can get in it. 469 00:37:39,659 --> 00:37:43,491 [ln foreign accent] l will endeavour to render myself as tiny as possible. 470 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:45,039 That'll be easy, fool. 471 00:37:45,123 --> 00:37:47,994 -Just think about your brain. -l need a chair. 472 00:37:49,544 --> 00:37:51,086 MURDOCK: l'm heading up. 473 00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:55,880 [Singing] CeiIings, nothing more than ceiIings 474 00:37:55,967 --> 00:37:58,885 I'm heading into ceiIings 475 00:37:58,970 --> 00:38:03,431 Above the fIoor 476 00:38:03,517 --> 00:38:06,553 Shut up, fool, or l'll come up there after you. 477 00:38:07,813 --> 00:38:10,220 MURDOCK: Boy, it's dark up here. 478 00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:31,288 Your problem is your vents. 479 00:38:31,795 --> 00:38:34,665 lt's gonna run you heavy change, buddy. 480 00:38:34,965 --> 00:38:36,922 But don't take it personally. 481 00:38:37,133 --> 00:38:39,625 You have your good days, you have your bad days. 482 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,463 Just like the President. 483 00:38:49,312 --> 00:38:53,144 Face, give Murdock a hand and pull that deputy into the office. 484 00:38:54,151 --> 00:38:57,935 What are we gonna do, Hannibal? That deputy's coming here with Amy. 485 00:38:58,989 --> 00:39:00,981 Well, B.A.... 486 00:39:04,911 --> 00:39:06,240 lt's amazing... 487 00:39:06,329 --> 00:39:09,615 what a few motivated men can do in a very short time... 488 00:39:11,042 --> 00:39:15,087 with a few simple tools and a lot of ingenuity. 489 00:39:18,842 --> 00:39:21,167 [Upbeat instrumental music] 490 00:40:30,997 --> 00:40:32,195 There it is. 491 00:41:22,424 --> 00:41:26,504 OFFlCER: Come on, Sheriff. Rance radioed and said the MPs are on their way. 492 00:41:26,595 --> 00:41:27,674 Hello. 493 00:41:28,597 --> 00:41:30,506 Will you let me handle this? 494 00:41:30,974 --> 00:41:32,302 Any objections? 495 00:41:33,143 --> 00:41:34,257 Fine. 496 00:41:34,352 --> 00:41:38,267 There's going to be five crisp $100 bills for each of you. 497 00:41:39,065 --> 00:41:40,145 All right? 498 00:41:40,609 --> 00:41:41,688 Let's go. 499 00:41:43,653 --> 00:41:47,153 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 500 00:41:50,911 --> 00:41:52,737 [Hissing] 501 00:41:54,164 --> 00:41:55,539 DAWSON: Get him! 502 00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:58,784 [Adventurous instrumental music] 503 00:42:08,512 --> 00:42:09,591 Attention. 504 00:42:27,989 --> 00:42:30,480 HANNlBAL: You lose the election, Sheriff. 505 00:42:30,575 --> 00:42:32,947 And you don't get a recount. 506 00:42:33,036 --> 00:42:35,705 Hey guys, let's lock them in the truck. 507 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,458 Let's move! 508 00:42:41,545 --> 00:42:43,537 [Triumphant instrumental music] 509 00:42:58,145 --> 00:43:00,766 FACE: Breaks your heart, right? HANNlBAL: A million pieces. 510 00:43:00,856 --> 00:43:02,647 [Police sirens wailing] 511 00:43:05,193 --> 00:43:07,863 MURDOCK: More of them? lt's not that big a town. 512 00:43:07,946 --> 00:43:10,271 Hannibal, you think maybe.... 513 00:43:10,365 --> 00:43:12,108 HANNlBAL: Yeah, l do. B.A.: Decker? 514 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,656 HANNlBAL: Yeah. But he won't know we got the upper hand. 515 00:43:14,744 --> 00:43:16,702 HANNlBAL: Which means we do. Let's go. 516 00:43:16,788 --> 00:43:18,697 HANNlBAL: Stay out of sight. 517 00:43:27,465 --> 00:43:29,505 Looks like some bad trouble. 518 00:43:30,343 --> 00:43:33,962 Your A-Team may not even be alive for me to take away. 519 00:43:34,055 --> 00:43:35,763 [Truck engine rumbling] 520 00:43:39,019 --> 00:43:40,846 [Truck horn honking] 521 00:43:46,234 --> 00:43:48,476 HANNlBAL: Simple military strategy, Colonel. 522 00:43:48,570 --> 00:43:50,112 HANNlBAL: lt's a pincer movement. 523 00:43:50,197 --> 00:43:54,657 HANNlBAL: lt beat the Romans and it beat you. Put your hands on top of your heads. 524 00:43:54,743 --> 00:43:56,700 You got them, Face? 525 00:43:58,997 --> 00:44:02,615 ls that Miss Allen with you? l thought she had dark hair. 526 00:44:03,585 --> 00:44:05,791 Why don't you quit playing games, Smith? 527 00:44:05,879 --> 00:44:09,164 He doesn't play games, Colonel. He just wins them. 528 00:44:09,257 --> 00:44:12,175 HANNlBAL: l'm sorry, Miss Allen, but due to security problems... 529 00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:14,798 we're gonna have to incarcerate you... 530 00:44:14,888 --> 00:44:17,046 with Col. Decker and his drones. 531 00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:19,014 l wish we could find more amusing company. 532 00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:22,101 Well, maybe you ought to give her some kind of quote, Hannibal. 533 00:44:22,187 --> 00:44:24,476 you know, something personal. 534 00:44:24,564 --> 00:44:27,767 Miss Allen, you may tell your readers that the A-Team... 535 00:44:28,068 --> 00:44:30,985 having locked the crooked deputies and sheriff in a truck... 536 00:44:31,071 --> 00:44:35,021 held off the MPs under the command of the rabid Col. Decker... 537 00:44:35,116 --> 00:44:36,196 and departed. 538 00:44:36,284 --> 00:44:39,155 Col. Smith was heard to observe: 539 00:44:39,788 --> 00:44:43,999 ''The A-Team is proud to help diminish the rampant violence... 540 00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:46,373 ''so prevalent in society today.'' 541 00:44:54,094 --> 00:44:56,086 [Slow instrumental music] 542 00:45:00,475 --> 00:45:04,176 Face, l'd say you ran a fast and effective campaign. 543 00:45:04,271 --> 00:45:06,678 l'm just glad to be a single woman again. 544 00:45:06,773 --> 00:45:10,107 You're a good politician, Face, but a crummy husband. 545 00:45:10,193 --> 00:45:14,108 Listen, l don't want to toot my own horn or anything... 546 00:45:14,197 --> 00:45:16,404 but how much did l actually win by? 547 00:45:18,368 --> 00:45:20,076 How much did l beat him by? 548 00:45:20,162 --> 00:45:21,905 Murdock... 549 00:45:21,997 --> 00:45:24,452 you've got the paper, what's it say? 550 00:45:24,541 --> 00:45:27,032 Come on, now. What are you guys trying to hide here? 551 00:45:27,127 --> 00:45:29,582 l mean, it's not like l lost. 552 00:45:32,841 --> 00:45:34,798 l lost? Oh, come on... 553 00:45:34,885 --> 00:45:39,214 -l couldn't have lost. -Sheriff Dawson, 465. 554 00:45:39,306 --> 00:45:41,927 Joe Morgan, 460. 555 00:45:42,017 --> 00:45:45,801 MURDOCK: But since Dawson was arrested and you were the only other one to run... 556 00:45:45,896 --> 00:45:49,062 -they decided to give it to you anyway. -l don't believe it. 557 00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:52,399 Those were my supporters back there. My people. 558 00:45:54,654 --> 00:45:55,899 Politics. 559 00:45:57,282 --> 00:46:01,659 l tell you, this election business, it's really got me thinking. 560 00:46:01,745 --> 00:46:05,445 Nothing gets you thinking, fool, except somebody else talking for you. 561 00:46:05,540 --> 00:46:07,332 No, B.A. 562 00:46:07,417 --> 00:46:12,044 l'm serious. l really could get into this running for office. 563 00:46:12,130 --> 00:46:15,001 l'm talking about the big round one, you know? 564 00:46:15,091 --> 00:46:16,965 Murdock for Prez. 565 00:46:17,052 --> 00:46:19,887 MURDOCK: Sounds pretty catchy, if you ask me. 566 00:46:19,971 --> 00:46:22,723 l've already got a campaign promise. 567 00:46:23,266 --> 00:46:27,050 Two vanilla Snookies on every plate... 568 00:46:27,145 --> 00:46:31,641 and two crates of vanilla Snookies in every garage. 569 00:46:31,733 --> 00:46:32,812 And l'd.... 570 00:46:32,901 --> 00:46:37,397 l'd go on radio every week just like the old FDR... 571 00:46:37,489 --> 00:46:40,609 only, l'd play the harmonica. 572 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:41,815 Somebody hold me down. 573 00:46:41,910 --> 00:46:45,196 He's fixing to play his fingers and l'm gonna snap them off. 574 00:46:45,288 --> 00:46:47,162 One big happy family. 575 00:46:47,249 --> 00:46:49,407 [Light music playing on harmonica]