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NARRATOR: In 1972, a crack commando unit
was sent to prison by a miIitary court...

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for a crime they didn't commit.

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These men promptIy escaped
from a maximum-security stockade...

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to the Los AngeIes underground.

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Today, stiII wanted by the government,
they survive as soIdiers of fortune.

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If you have a probIem,
if no one eIse can heIp...

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and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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[Theme music]

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SHAW: l thought you were supposed to be
a big, fancy, hotshot weapons dealer.

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What, you got some
kind of weird conscience?

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SHAW: ls that it?

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SHAW: Suit yourself, man.

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As long as you can get us enough weapons
to make the 6:00 news start at 5:00.

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l have what you need,
what you do with them is your business.

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-l make no judgments.
-Yeah?

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-Where do you get them from?
-You want them or don't you?

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You've got to understand
there are other sellers.

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Not with what l've got.

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You want the best,
we do my terms, my price.

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When l'm ready.

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You better start getting
your money together.

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There are other buyers.

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[Slow instrumental music]

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Sir, l want out. l can't justify it
no matter how much money's involved.

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HARNETT: You want out?

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l'll give you out.

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[Soft instrumental music]

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Good morning.

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FräuIein, you are obscuring
the configuration.

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-What?
-You're blocking the bones.

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[Sighs]

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You know, my brother used to draw.

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-What was his name?
-Paul.

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Have you seen anyone waiting around here?

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No, no one.

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Sorry l interrupted you.

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l came here for help.
l think someone's playing games with me.

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HANNlBAL: l love games.

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HANNlBAL: Especially when l know...

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the cards everybody else is holding.

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Eyeball, this is da Vinci.
Any loose Feds around out there?

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MURDOCK: Hello, Wally?
This is the Murdock.

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There's not a whole lot going on out here.

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Somebody who looked like Lumpy went by...

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MURDOCK: but that's all.
B.A.: Give me this thing.

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All clear, Hannibal. Nobody followed her.

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B.A.: But this here fooI thinks
he's a 1950s TVstar.

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l'm gonna cancel him out for good.

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HANNlBAL: Just reIax, B.A., and keep watch.

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As long as l don't have to watch him.

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Leave It to Murdock, fool.

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What did all that mean?

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lt meant the A-Team just doesn't meet
a dish who's in the US Army...

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without knowing she is who she says she is.

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l'm Hannibal Smith.

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And l'm Templeton Peck.

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Everybody's got an angle these days,
know what l mean?

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l'll watch the hallway.

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We thought you were okay after you talked
to the pretzel vendor on Redondo Pier.

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He told us about your brother's murder.

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You already know about his murder?

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You and the pretzel man
must have had a long talk.

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We're close.

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What else did he tell you?

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There was some arms trafficking
on the US Army base...

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that you and your brother were stationed at.

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And that before his death...

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your brother was scheduled to drive
the stolen hardware off the base.

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Paul got scared.

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He wanted out.

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Great reason to kill somebody.

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Just a crazy thing.

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l can't even go to the base commander
because l don't know if he's in on it.

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That's why l came to you.

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Do you know who actually supervised
the moving of the weapons?

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Lieutenant Mason Harnett.
He works in the base armoury office.

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The armoury. Perfect.
He live on the base or off?

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He's got a house off the base.

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We'll run the address down.

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-Does that mean you're gonna help me?
-Lady...

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a lot of people got
some funny ideas about us...

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including the US Army.

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But when some sIeaze
Iike Harnett comes aIong...

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stealing Army weapons
and murdering people in the process...

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we're as patriotic as the Pentagon.

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Consider yourself helped.

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You just hired the A-Team.

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Thank you.

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FACE: l just love picking locks.

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FACE: Eye-hand coordination, you know?

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lnvaluable tools.

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HANNlBAL: B.A., check out the front.
Murdock, get the rest of the house.

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CIosets, drawers, everything.

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FACE: Regular stationary store.
This ought to be easy.

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Guys, is it just me
or is this an awfully nice house...

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for a lieutenant's salary?

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This guy's got another house. At the beach.

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Take a look at this.

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Harnett hired a 10x15 space...

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at the U-Store-lt-Warehouse three days ago.

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10x15. Plenty of room for a lot of fire power.

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Enough to do anything you want.

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Colonel, something you ought to hear.

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SHAW: [On Tape] We're buying, Harnett.
CaII us tomorrow at noon.

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Don't miss it.

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-lt's the weapons, what are we going to do?
-Get there first.

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[Fast-paced instrumental music]

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Hi. We're here to take a look at number 86.
Name's Harnett.

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Thanks.

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Come on, Face. What happened
to all that eye-hand coordination?

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l'm concentrating.

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Don't rush genius.

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Right under the freeway. lnteresting.

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Voilà.

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[Face whistling]

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FACE: Exploding supermarket.

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FACE: This stuff's got to be worth
a fortune on the street.

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HANNlBAL: l wonder who the customers are.

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[Gunshot firing]

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Somebody's on a shopping spree.

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[Car tyres screeching]

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[Fast-paced instrumental music]

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Well, Colonel, what now?

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Now we're all going to get back
in the United States Army uniforms.

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Fixing to mess with the US Army.

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We're in trouble now.

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CHARLOTTE: This makes no sense.

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Why wouId Smith caII me
and teII me the guns were here...

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if he'd just taken them.
He'd be pointing the finger at himself.

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Didn't expect them to be easy marks,
did you?

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lf they didn't take the guns, who did?

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They took the guns. But not to run them.

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He wants to use them
as evidence against Harnett.

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You see, right now,
he beIieves what you've toId him, CorporaI.

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So he's fallen for the trap we set for him.

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He even told you he was coming
to the base to get the goods on Harnett.

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That means l've held up my end of the deal
that you came to me with, Colonel.

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l've delivered the A-Team to you.
Now you hold up your end.

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We'll get Harnett for murdering your brother.

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Just as soon as l get
the A-Team behind bars.

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[Suspenseful instrumental music]

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Listen, Hannibal, there's about
100 reasons why l hate this plan of yours.

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But my biggest objection...

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even bigger than my objection
of letting someone else drive my Vette...

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my biggest objection is sending
the Golden Age of Television here...

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to back up Tawnia while she tries to scam
a piece of scuzzy luggage like Harnett.

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Thanks for your support, Facial one.

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l think it'd be wise to send someone
to back her up who is a little more jelled.

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You know, other people have feelings.
And they hear these snide retorts.

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And sometimes they'd just like
to change your channel...

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and send that crumbola attitude of yours
back to Mr. Rogers' neck of the woods.

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Channel changer, Murdock?

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Yeah, it's usually for me.

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You know, if l get tired
of Ozzie and Murdock...

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or I Love Murdock or....

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l flip through the dial
and it's time for BacheIor Murdock...

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or Have Murdock - WiII TraveI.

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Like this:
''And now it's time for the weather.''

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-See what l mean?
-l'm warning you, sucker.

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Anymore of this TV talk,
l'll snap off your rabbit ears.

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Take it easy, B.A. Get that bug for Tawnia?

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Now you have to plant that on Harnett.
As soon as you can.

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HANNlBAL: Murdock will be
around the corner.

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l can hear everything
over the receiver in the van.

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lf he tries anything, l'm all over him.
l'll even make his brown eyes blue.

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Remember, Harnett's supposed
to make that call at noon.

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You got to get that bug on him before that.

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-And you got to get in close.
-Don't worry, guys.

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l'll have Harnett broadcasting
loud and clear.

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B.A.: Hannibal, this is the craziest plan
you ever had.

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B.A.: ln case you forgot,
the US Army's looking for us...

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and you're just waving a red flag.

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HANNlBAL: Yeah, just like a matador.

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Help you, sirs?

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Colonel Harrison Smith.
Pentagon lnventory Section.

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Yes, sir.

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Well, gentlemen...

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-into battle.
-He says it like it's a joke.

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This is ain't no joke, man.
This whole thing is crazy.

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Hannibal, l can't believe l let you talk me
into coming on this base.

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Better close the door, B.A.

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Corporal Brown.

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You're here?

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Trick or treat.

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Corporal Brown, would you mind
showing us Harnett's office?

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We're about to make him think
the Pentagon's giving him a dry shave.

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Of course, Colonel, follow me.

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SHAW: Harnett, you messed up.
You had visitors at the warehouse.

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We had to take the stuff so we decided
to hang out at your house.

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By the way, you're running out of food
down here.

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FACE: Lieutenant Harnett?
HARNETT: Yes.

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l'm Lieutenant Parks.

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This is Colonel Harrison Swift.
Pentagon lnventory Section.

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We've been sent here
to look through your files.

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Sergeant Barker will be examining them.

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You know Corporal Brown
who has been asked to show us around.

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Let's see the records.

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-Dismissed.
-Colonel?

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Dismissed, Lieutenant.

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Yes, sir.

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Man seems to have a problem, Hannibal.

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They get like that when they think
you've been reading their mail.

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We're gonna lose him.

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We got someone on him
the minute he goes out the gate.

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MURDOCK: Now, remember...

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this whole bag of bulbs is like that episode
on Have Murdock - WiII TraveI...

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l was telling you about where the bad guy
is galloping along on his horse.

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MURDOCK: Up rides this mystery chick...

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on a muscle bound palomino
called ''Pucker-up-handsome.''

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Yeah, l saw that, l think.

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ln fact, you were real good in that one.

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That's my cue.

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Please don't lose me, Murdock.

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[Tense instrumental music]

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Harnett just left the base.

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-They're in his office.
-Good.

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l want all gates sealed.

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And l want a quadrant of men
around this facility.

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Over 70 square miles, Colonel.

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Underestimating the A-Team
is exactly the mistake...

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that allows them to escape over and over.

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DECKER: We're not making that mistake.
LEFLEUR: Decker.

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You are not sending my command
any longer than necessary.

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Now you call the Pentagon
anytime you like...

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they will tell you stay out of my way.
That's what you better do.

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[Murdock singing]

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[ln Spanish accent]
Now, l told you, Murdock...

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you are not coming to the club
to meet Mr. Cesar Romero.

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And that is the last word.

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l'm telling you, Hannibal,
these books are very sloppy.

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Harnett couldn't hide it if he was swiping
typewriter ribbons, much less weapons.

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We're gonna deIiver him wrapped in a bow.

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Hey, Hannibal, look.

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FACE: How'd they know?
HANNlBAL: He was tipped.

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Or it was a trap.

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HANNlBAL: Or both.
FACE: Boy, l hate situations like this.

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You go in trying to help mankind...

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and all of a sudden, you realise you're
adjusting your halo in a two-way mirror.

239
00:21:07,108 --> 00:21:09,184
Smith. This is Decker.

240
00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:10,985
Lady, you are lucky l have manners.

241
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,822
You wouldn't like to hear what l say
to people who lie to me.

242
00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:16,065
It's over, Smith. You Iost.

243
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,820
l was having such a nice day.

244
00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:21,782
Don't worry, he'll give us a minute
like he always does.

245
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:24,245
DECKER: You've got 30 seconds
to give up your weapons...

246
00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:26,077
before we open fire.

247
00:21:26,669 --> 00:21:28,662
Got to give him credit, he's learning.

248
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,756
There's the warehouse, guys.
Lets see what's in it.

249
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:39,468
HANNlBAL: Hey, B.A., take a look at this.

250
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,854
What do you say we get out of here,
before Decker decides...

251
00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:48,097
-to fly a B-52 over this place?
-Good point.

252
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:53,939
FACE: Tear gas.

253
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,992
How convenient.

254
00:22:00,245 --> 00:22:03,863
You guys grab anything you like,
but don't shoot the Army boys.

255
00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:08,168
HANNlBAL: lt's not their fault they're there.
Corporal Brown, come with us.

256
00:22:08,378 --> 00:22:09,788
[Brown coughing]

257
00:22:15,426 --> 00:22:16,589
DECKER: Take cover.

258
00:22:19,055 --> 00:22:21,842
[Dramatic instrumental music]

259
00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:28,391
Hold your fire. They've got Corporal Brown.

260
00:22:37,115 --> 00:22:40,032
l want them and l want them bad. Move out.

261
00:22:54,424 --> 00:22:57,590
-How big did you say this base was?
-75 square miles.

262
00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:04,099
That's what l call a real hideout.
Let's go, B.A.

263
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,596
[Adventurous instrumental music]

264
00:23:54,651 --> 00:23:56,275
[Police siren wailing]

265
00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:08,361
l don't know, Hannibal.

266
00:24:08,456 --> 00:24:11,907
Somehow l feel like we might be sitting
right on the bull's-eye.

267
00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:15,833
Relax, Face.
The last place they'd think to look...

268
00:24:16,005 --> 00:24:18,876
is the house that Decker
is staying in while he's here.

269
00:24:18,967 --> 00:24:22,916
HANNlBAL: l mean, people often overlook
what's right under their nose.

270
00:24:23,513 --> 00:24:26,597
-Right, Charlotte?
-You got something to say, say it.

271
00:24:27,141 --> 00:24:29,846
Okay, you ran us into a buzz saw, why?

272
00:24:30,895 --> 00:24:34,395
Decker promised if l delivered you,
he'd deliver Harnett.

273
00:24:34,482 --> 00:24:37,518
And Harnett did really kill my brother.
That part was the truth.

274
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:40,018
You came down on the wrong side, honey.

275
00:24:40,363 --> 00:24:42,652
We could have got Harnett for you.

276
00:24:44,033 --> 00:24:47,034
You don't have to side up
with a shark like Decker.

277
00:24:47,161 --> 00:24:48,656
Are you guys kidding?

278
00:24:48,746 --> 00:24:51,320
Playing holier-than-thou
after you ripped off the guns...

279
00:24:51,416 --> 00:24:52,874
from Harnett's warehouse?

280
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,038
The guns?

281
00:24:54,377 --> 00:24:57,212
lf we took the guns,
why would we come here?

282
00:24:57,881 --> 00:25:00,881
-We could have just split.
-Lady, if we don't have them...

283
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,165
and you don't have them...

284
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:05,711
and we know Decker wouldn't steal them,
who does that leave?

285
00:25:06,097 --> 00:25:07,342
[Door closing]

286
00:25:07,724 --> 00:25:08,969
What did you find, Sergeant?

287
00:25:09,058 --> 00:25:12,723
Gun collection in the den.
Big stereo, lots of records.

288
00:25:12,896 --> 00:25:14,639
Hey, look at this:

289
00:25:14,731 --> 00:25:16,225
Sounds of War.

290
00:25:20,028 --> 00:25:21,570
Colonel Decker, sir?

291
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,738
-Telephone, sir.
-Who is it?

292
00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:27,398
He says his name is Colonel Smith.
Says you know him.

293
00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,036
-Trace it.
-Yes, sir.

294
00:25:30,747 --> 00:25:33,664
-Decker here.
-Hello, Decker, how's tricks?

295
00:25:33,917 --> 00:25:35,411
Get smart, Smith.

296
00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,577
You and your people
are at the bottom of a well.

297
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:41,086
-The only way up is past me.
-Anything you say, C.D.

298
00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:42,834
But just thought you'd ought to know...

299
00:25:42,926 --> 00:25:45,761
you're chasing the wrong guys.
Harnett's got the guns, not us.

300
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:49,012
You blew it, pal.
By the way, good luck with the trace.

301
00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:52,266
-They're running the trace.
-Dismissed.

302
00:25:53,061 --> 00:25:54,341
lf they don't get it...

303
00:25:54,437 --> 00:25:57,604
l want a listing of every phone
in every building on this base.

304
00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,517
You understand me? Every building.

305
00:25:59,609 --> 00:26:01,187
-Yes, sir.
-Dismissed.

306
00:26:16,376 --> 00:26:18,036
Sure you don't want one?

307
00:26:18,127 --> 00:26:20,120
l can't. l like to drive, remember?

308
00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:24,590
-l didn't think you'd be leaving so soon.
-l didn't say l was.

309
00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:34,262
HARNETT: Why don't you make yourseIf
comfortabIe? I got a caII to make.

310
00:26:41,025 --> 00:26:43,647
But l only have so much patience.

311
00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:46,441
HARNETT: Good.
TAWNlA: l'll miss you.

312
00:26:50,535 --> 00:26:52,990
We went to an Army base...

313
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:57,029
and decided to follow a soldier home
when he picked up a pretty girl.

314
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,248
Right now he has no idea...

315
00:26:59,335 --> 00:27:02,870
that we're playing a harmless little joke.

316
00:27:02,964 --> 00:27:07,542
And that our entire Candid Murdock
audience can hear every word.

317
00:27:07,635 --> 00:27:10,340
Let's listen in and have some real fun.

318
00:27:13,516 --> 00:27:15,390
-Yeah.
-Shaw. lt's Harnett.

319
00:27:15,476 --> 00:27:18,892
Lieutenant, we were starting to wonder
when you would call.

320
00:27:19,063 --> 00:27:20,973
You owe me money. $500,000.

321
00:27:21,065 --> 00:27:23,438
SHAW: You owe us, jerk. We saved you.

322
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,983
Those guys at that warehouse
were shooting back.

323
00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:27,481
We could have been hurt.

324
00:27:27,572 --> 00:27:30,324
You try and not pay me, Shaw,
and l'll blow your cover.

325
00:27:30,408 --> 00:27:32,614
Listen, genius. What about you?

326
00:27:32,702 --> 00:27:36,534
lf you rang the bell, they'd know you were
out in the halls between classes, too.

327
00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:38,699
And then you ain't no ''A'' student no more.

328
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:41,164
Listen, nobody rips me off.

329
00:27:41,336 --> 00:27:43,494
Especially some two-bit like you.

330
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,505
Say pretty please.

331
00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:48,757
And then maybe you can come on down
and get your money.

332
00:27:49,719 --> 00:27:54,346
l guess the laugh's on him,
because what Mr. Harnett doesn't realise...

333
00:27:54,432 --> 00:27:58,726
is that the Candid Murdock
has been recording the whole thing.

334
00:27:58,853 --> 00:28:02,103
Boy, l sure as heck wouldn't want to be
in his Army boots.

335
00:28:05,443 --> 00:28:07,103
What's wrong? Bad news?

336
00:28:07,195 --> 00:28:09,152
Small business problem.

337
00:28:14,035 --> 00:28:18,115
What say we just kick back and relax?

338
00:28:28,508 --> 00:28:29,967
What's that thing?

339
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,796
Nice car, big flashy smile...

340
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,048
this little number tucked in my collar.

341
00:28:43,731 --> 00:28:45,107
What are you?

342
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,729
Army lntelligence? ClA? What?

343
00:28:48,111 --> 00:28:50,649
l don't know
what you're talking about, lover.

344
00:28:50,738 --> 00:28:52,696
l'm just looking for some fun.

345
00:28:54,409 --> 00:28:56,900
Lover, you made a big mistake.

346
00:29:00,081 --> 00:29:02,239
HARNETT: You may as well talk now.

347
00:29:11,843 --> 00:29:13,088
Hold it.

348
00:29:13,636 --> 00:29:17,800
l think that it might help to take
the safety off this time.

349
00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:19,551
Thank you, Tony Murdock.

350
00:29:19,642 --> 00:29:22,477
Tony will be back later to teach you
how to play with guns.

351
00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:24,056
First, l have an important message.

352
00:29:24,147 --> 00:29:26,104
HARNETT: You're in deep.
MURDOCK: Yeah?

353
00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:29,690
l think we're doing fine,
since l'm gonna lock you in a trunk...

354
00:29:29,777 --> 00:29:31,604
the size of your nose.

355
00:29:31,696 --> 00:29:33,854
And then l'm going to eat the key.

356
00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:37,280
MURDOCK: We got the whole thing
on tape, muchacho.

357
00:29:37,368 --> 00:29:40,239
You were selling hardware
you never should have been selling...

358
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:42,156
to guys with shifty nostrils.

359
00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:45,498
We know they ripped you off
at the warehouse, too. We know everything.

360
00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:48,123
You're facing a pretty bleak future, pal.

361
00:29:51,132 --> 00:29:52,247
[Gasps]

362
00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:55,925
Nothing to fret about here,
just a little civil defence matter.

363
00:29:56,012 --> 00:29:58,764
He has volunteered to be
''Citizen Victim for a Day''...

364
00:29:58,848 --> 00:30:00,757
and he's pretending he has contracted...

365
00:30:00,850 --> 00:30:03,519
a highly contagious,
toxic, intergalactic virus.

366
00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:06,308
We're carting him away
to be steamed, pressed and hot-waxed.

367
00:30:06,397 --> 00:30:07,477
You registered to vote?

368
00:30:07,565 --> 00:30:10,685
MURDOCK: Only got 10 minutes. School 231 .
Tell them l sent you.

369
00:30:10,777 --> 00:30:12,935
Saucus is the name. Eagle Street.

370
00:30:13,363 --> 00:30:16,233
All right, Captain Doo-Dah,
you have a choice.

371
00:30:16,324 --> 00:30:18,993
You can teII us
where Shaw hid the goodies...

372
00:30:19,077 --> 00:30:21,283
or this gal and l'll pretend
it's our honeymoon...

373
00:30:21,371 --> 00:30:23,529
and we'll drag you like a tin can.

374
00:30:24,624 --> 00:30:26,083
Now start taIking.

375
00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:34,582
[Suspenseful instrumental music]

376
00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:39,884
Got it.

377
00:30:42,183 --> 00:30:44,092
DECKER: Prepare to move out.

378
00:30:46,604 --> 00:30:48,312
The trace came through.

379
00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:52,349
They're hiding out in the guesthouse
where l'm quartered while l'm here.

380
00:30:52,443 --> 00:30:54,068
Sounds like Smith's sense of humour.

381
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:58,531
That guesthouse is the pride of the base.
l'm not letting anybody shoot it up.

382
00:30:58,658 --> 00:31:00,816
Don't even think about it, Decker.

383
00:31:01,411 --> 00:31:03,984
LEFLEUR: Don't.
DECKER: Prepare to move out.

384
00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:08,705
[Slow instrumental music]

385
00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:03,296
[Slow instrumental music continues]

386
00:33:02,365 --> 00:33:04,073
[Gunshot firing]

387
00:33:14,002 --> 00:33:16,078
B.A.: Here they come.
HANNlBAL: Good.

388
00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:18,840
l hate to be kept waiting. You go with Face.

389
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,872
Okay, B.A., it's show time.

390
00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:53,445
Smith. This is Decker.

391
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:56,121
DECKER: I've given orders to fire, Smith.

392
00:33:56,586 --> 00:33:58,625
Quit whiIe you're stiII aIive.

393
00:34:00,298 --> 00:34:03,998
He's always so pompous
when he thinks he's got us cornered.

394
00:34:04,636 --> 00:34:07,471
Let's drop a little ice down his pants.

395
00:34:17,106 --> 00:34:18,814
[Gunshot firing]

396
00:34:22,654 --> 00:34:25,323
Return fire.

397
00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,617
[Gunshot firing]

398
00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:56,686
HANNlBAL: A tank. Really?

399
00:34:56,771 --> 00:34:59,642
FACE: Really. Right over here,
l heard it roll up.

400
00:34:59,732 --> 00:35:03,351
HANNlBAL: Face, my boy,
things are starting to look really good.

401
00:35:03,736 --> 00:35:06,821
Man, it's really going to hit the fan now.

402
00:35:07,198 --> 00:35:09,191
CRANE: Flank groups are in position.
DECKER: Go.

403
00:35:09,284 --> 00:35:10,363
Let's go.

404
00:35:29,888 --> 00:35:32,260
[Classical instrumental music playing]

405
00:35:46,571 --> 00:35:49,358
Come on, Face. We got a tank.

406
00:35:54,203 --> 00:35:56,196
Think you can handle it, Sergeant?

407
00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:58,531
Just leave the driving to me.

408
00:35:59,459 --> 00:36:01,167
Empty?

409
00:36:01,794 --> 00:36:05,246
The whole place was rigged, sir.
Like sprinklers on a timer.

410
00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:07,048
We poured thousands of dollars...

411
00:36:07,133 --> 00:36:11,510
worth of ammunition into this building,
destroyed this house on a joke.

412
00:36:11,596 --> 00:36:12,711
A joke!

413
00:36:13,097 --> 00:36:14,675
[Tank motor whirring]

414
00:36:17,727 --> 00:36:19,969
Get to the jeep. l want them.

415
00:36:20,855 --> 00:36:23,062
Right on track, B.A.

416
00:36:23,149 --> 00:36:26,981
Once we get past this bunch,
it's a clear run to the perimeter fence.

417
00:36:27,070 --> 00:36:29,109
We're practicaIIy in civvies aIready.

418
00:36:29,197 --> 00:36:32,815
Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?
That's not the Cub Scouts out there.

419
00:36:32,909 --> 00:36:34,985
You really get a kick out of this, don't you?

420
00:36:38,248 --> 00:36:40,821
Just fire the gun, Hannibal,
and get it over with.

421
00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:42,245
We ain't got time for the jazz.

422
00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:44,374
l ever tell you guys about my childhood?

423
00:36:44,462 --> 00:36:47,035
Hannibal, could we do the retrospective
some other time?

424
00:36:47,131 --> 00:36:51,924
HANNlBAL: See, l was the kid
who always liked waiting on Christmas Eve...

425
00:36:52,011 --> 00:36:56,223
even more than l liked opening the presents
the next morning.

426
00:36:58,226 --> 00:37:01,844
But the next morning
when l started ripping...

427
00:37:02,814 --> 00:37:04,641
l started ripping.

428
00:37:07,068 --> 00:37:09,773
[Dramatic instrumental music]

429
00:37:58,036 --> 00:38:00,194
The man's amazing, you know that?

430
00:38:00,371 --> 00:38:02,245
He never knows when his tail's whipped.

431
00:38:02,332 --> 00:38:04,704
Yeah, the man's as crazy
as you are, Hannibal.

432
00:38:04,792 --> 00:38:06,868
He just needs an aspirin.

433
00:38:08,463 --> 00:38:10,502
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

434
00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,472
They're gonna take a shot.

435
00:38:29,692 --> 00:38:31,484
How to win friends...

436
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,523
and influence people.

437
00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:48,706
[Laughing]

438
00:38:49,963 --> 00:38:52,169
CRANE: Colonel, are you okay?

439
00:38:55,093 --> 00:38:57,002
Burn some tread, B.A.

440
00:39:08,273 --> 00:39:10,349
You act like you're playing a game.

441
00:39:10,441 --> 00:39:12,814
What else is there, Corporal Brown?

442
00:39:13,069 --> 00:39:17,363
Besides, l love it
when a plan comes together.

443
00:39:31,462 --> 00:39:35,709
Vanman to Vetwoman.
We're about 5 miles from base.

444
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,251
What if they've really been caught this time
and can't meet us?

445
00:39:39,345 --> 00:39:42,382
Then l believe l'll have
a traumatic experience.

446
00:39:56,905 --> 00:40:01,068
Ever notice you run into
the nicest people in tanks?

447
00:40:05,288 --> 00:40:07,281
What are you so worried about?

448
00:40:10,126 --> 00:40:12,878
When he gets there, we cancel his warranty.

449
00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:15,797
Nobody knows who's got the guns.
lt's simple.

450
00:40:15,882 --> 00:40:18,254
Yeah, sure, simple. Fine.

451
00:40:19,177 --> 00:40:22,877
Only, you're making a mistake if you think
he's going to show up here alone.

452
00:40:22,972 --> 00:40:24,764
He ain't that stupid.

453
00:40:25,016 --> 00:40:27,554
So? Got a suggestion?

454
00:40:27,644 --> 00:40:29,850
We make like the shadows at high noon.

455
00:40:29,938 --> 00:40:32,892
We take the stuff and we vanish.

456
00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:41,152
Sure hope Charlotte will be all right.

457
00:40:41,449 --> 00:40:44,948
l wasn't crazy about dropping her
and Harnett on the road back there.

458
00:40:45,036 --> 00:40:48,239
Don't worry about her, B.A.
She's got her brother's killer.

459
00:40:48,331 --> 00:40:49,825
She's where she wants to be.

460
00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:51,707
Now we gotta get those weapons back...

461
00:40:51,793 --> 00:40:54,200
before the streets are on fire
in half a dozen cities.

462
00:40:54,295 --> 00:40:56,169
We got to change clothes.

463
00:40:57,715 --> 00:41:00,835
HANNlBAL: Know how to find that address?
TAWNlA: l do.

464
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,961
l hang out at the beach quite a bit.

465
00:41:04,264 --> 00:41:05,426
l see.

466
00:41:21,322 --> 00:41:25,569
We'll have to take these on the first run
and come back for the rest.

467
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,531
You stay here and make sure
Harnett doesn't show up and make trouble.

468
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:35,662
lf he does, float him away.

469
00:41:41,342 --> 00:41:43,050
[Truck engine starting]

470
00:41:50,184 --> 00:41:52,473
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

471
00:42:05,575 --> 00:42:07,235
Sit tight, Tawnia.

472
00:42:16,002 --> 00:42:17,959
[Dramatic instrumental music]

473
00:42:56,334 --> 00:42:57,709
Book him, Dan-O.

474
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,794
HANNlBAL: Back off.

475
00:43:12,934 --> 00:43:15,389
Some people never learn.

476
00:43:18,356 --> 00:43:20,064
[Murdock singing]

477
00:43:24,737 --> 00:43:28,605
-lt was a good show, B.A. Maybe my best.
-Maybe your last.

478
00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:30,408
These the only guys in the van, Murdock?

479
00:43:30,493 --> 00:43:33,245
Yes, l checked for invisibles,
but they didn't have any.

480
00:43:33,329 --> 00:43:35,536
Good. Now....

481
00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:38,951
l have a feeling that's Colonel Decker.

482
00:43:39,043 --> 00:43:42,210
We'II Ieave you guys to him.
ShouId be an interesting conversation.

483
00:43:42,297 --> 00:43:45,547
You'll love him.
He's a real party animal. Let's go.

484
00:44:15,455 --> 00:44:18,621
-Where are they?
-What's it worth to you, doughboy?

485
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:21,377
Maybe helping you get off a little easier.

486
00:44:23,963 --> 00:44:27,379
You shouldn't have said maybe.
That gave them the edge.

487
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,388
HANNlBAL: Well, we didn't get paid,
but we did manage to frustrate Decker...

488
00:44:37,477 --> 00:44:39,968
which is almost as good as money.

489
00:44:40,521 --> 00:44:43,059
How's the smoke back there, ladies? Great?

490
00:44:43,274 --> 00:44:45,183
-Great.
-Good.

491
00:44:46,152 --> 00:44:50,316
l wish l could pay you more,
but on my salary, this is as far as l can go.

492
00:44:51,407 --> 00:44:53,483
l misjudged you people pretty badly.

493
00:44:53,576 --> 00:44:56,696
Nobody can blame you for trying
to find your brother's murderer.

494
00:44:56,788 --> 00:45:00,287
l for one am not gonna be chintzy
with the applause.

495
00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:03,162
-l'm impressed.
-l know you are.

496
00:45:03,461 --> 00:45:05,418
You don't even know what l'm talking about.

497
00:45:05,505 --> 00:45:06,619
HANNlBAL: Sure l do.

498
00:45:06,714 --> 00:45:09,715
You're impressed because
we managed to invade an US Army base...

499
00:45:09,801 --> 00:45:12,126
drive their tanks around,
stay in the guesthouse...

500
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:13,928
and blow out of there without a scratch.

501
00:45:14,013 --> 00:45:16,587
FACE: Well, that's part of it.
HANNlBAL: l wasn't finished.

502
00:45:16,683 --> 00:45:21,143
We also managed to put away Harnett
and his ugly cousins Shaw and Noche.

503
00:45:21,354 --> 00:45:24,225
And give Decker an ulcer in the process.

504
00:45:25,066 --> 00:45:27,853
FACE: Yeah, l think that about--
HANNlBAL: Good.

505
00:45:28,278 --> 00:45:30,685
Just didn't want to miss anything.

506
00:45:31,823 --> 00:45:34,907
Hey, kids, do you know what time it is?

507
00:45:35,368 --> 00:45:36,993
Do you?

508
00:45:37,078 --> 00:45:40,198
Hannibal, if that fool
don't stop that crazy TV talk...

509
00:45:40,290 --> 00:45:42,745
l'm gonna knock him out
over the airways for real.

510
00:45:42,834 --> 00:45:45,407
lt's Howdy Murdock Time.

511
00:45:50,425 --> 00:45:54,672
Maybe our big buddy Mr. Baracus
would like to hear a song.

512
00:45:54,762 --> 00:45:56,173
How about Frère--

513
00:45:58,516 --> 00:46:01,007
B.A.: This thing's got a volume control.

514
00:46:01,603 --> 00:46:05,268
Yeah, now we're talking.
Least some of us are.

515
00:46:07,609 --> 00:46:09,269
That's more Iike it.

516
00:46:14,324 --> 00:46:15,818
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