1
00:01:24,842 --> 00:01:29,220
NARRATOR: In 1972, a crack commando unit
was sent to prison by a miIitary court...

2
00:01:29,305 --> 00:01:30,634
for a crime they didn't commit.

3
00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,677
These men promptIy escaped
from a maximum-security stockade...

4
00:01:33,768 --> 00:01:35,310
to the Los AngeIes underground.

5
00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:39,013
Today, stiII wanted by the government,
they survive as soIdiers of fortune.

6
00:01:39,107 --> 00:01:41,645
If you have a probIem,
if no one eIse can heIp...

7
00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:45,103
and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.

8
00:01:48,324 --> 00:01:50,116
[Theme music]

9
00:03:06,402 --> 00:03:08,609
[Upbeat country instrumental music]

10
00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:21,163
BOYLE: Nothing like that pure Arcadia shine,
is there, neighbour?

11
00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:24,919
Except maybe some arsenic
or some paint thinner.

12
00:03:25,755 --> 00:03:28,756
How many people you poison
with that moonshine today, Boyle?

13
00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:32,092
Reverend, l'm not gonna listen
to any more of your preaching.

14
00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:35,262
Well, that's fine with me,
'cause l'm through sermonising.

15
00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:36,723
Let us pray.

16
00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:38,392
[Gunshot firing]

17
00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,683
Now, you tell your boss
the war has just started.

18
00:03:58,246 --> 00:04:00,452
Dad, it's crooked.

19
00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,958
Now, it's either the building or your eyes.

20
00:04:11,676 --> 00:04:15,045
Stephanie, go on up to the house
and get me some coffee.

21
00:04:15,138 --> 00:04:16,217
Now.

22
00:04:20,351 --> 00:04:23,269
DREW: l take mine with sugar, sugar.

23
00:04:26,816 --> 00:04:28,061
[Door closing]

24
00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:36,276
Let me ask you
some professional advice, Reverend.

25
00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,283
There's a line in the Bible that says:

26
00:04:38,369 --> 00:04:41,904
''Vengeance is mine, l will repay,
saith the Lord.''

27
00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:43,706
What do you think they meant by that?

28
00:04:43,791 --> 00:04:47,374
Well, Mr. Drew, l prefer,
''By thy sword shalt thy live...

29
00:04:47,462 --> 00:04:48,956
''and shalt serve thy brother.''

30
00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:51,716
Well, you got your beliefs, l got mine.

31
00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:55,336
-And yours is costing me money.
-Damn your money.

32
00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:59,973
That rotgut you're selling
has killed 13 people in the last six months.

33
00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:03,224
You do anything too much
and it's gonna hurt you.

34
00:05:03,353 --> 00:05:05,760
Especially if what you're doing...

35
00:05:06,397 --> 00:05:09,849
is trying to run other people's lives.

36
00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:14,112
That galls me.

37
00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:17,531
That just galls me.

38
00:05:17,742 --> 00:05:19,569
[Tense instrumental music]

39
00:05:21,204 --> 00:05:22,615
[Taylor grunting]

40
00:05:33,216 --> 00:05:35,208
You wanted war, Reverend?

41
00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,759
Well, you gonna get the unholiest war
you ever saw.

42
00:05:44,018 --> 00:05:45,098
Amen.

43
00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:57,315
[Slow instrumental music]

44
00:06:17,927 --> 00:06:19,042
[ln Scottish accent]

45
00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:22,969
HANNlBAL: Did you come to cast your bread
upon the waters, Reverend?

46
00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:27,385
Looks like the guy l'm meeting here
has done a no-show on me.

47
00:06:27,478 --> 00:06:29,388
HANNlBAL: Well, you never can tell.

48
00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,932
HANNlBAL: People bite, when they're ready.
Just like fish.

49
00:06:36,112 --> 00:06:38,864
What's that little doohickey on your collar?

50
00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:41,237
That some sort of junior bird man?

51
00:06:41,326 --> 00:06:45,240
No, these are wings.
l was in the paratroops, long time ago.

52
00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,414
Real long time ago.

53
00:06:47,498 --> 00:06:50,867
-How many ''B'' bag jumps you got?
-''B'' bags?

54
00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:56,210
You store your dress uniforms in those.
You don't jump with them.

55
00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:58,211
l know.

56
00:06:58,426 --> 00:07:02,554
Just fishing, and making sure
that nobody's fishing for me.

57
00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:03,967
Who are you?

58
00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,678
l'll tell you where the fishing is good.

59
00:07:06,768 --> 00:07:10,267
Now, you just take a little walk
down the beach with me.

60
00:07:10,939 --> 00:07:12,433
Wait a minute.

61
00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,056
Walk down the beach? What is this?

62
00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:18,194
Well, l thought you wanted
to hire the A-Team.

63
00:07:27,288 --> 00:07:29,032
l'm Hannibal Smith.

64
00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:33,293
Come on, we've got a lot of talking to do.

65
00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:39,254
HANNlBAL: Well, Face said he knew
a Reverend Taylor in Vietnam.

66
00:07:40,552 --> 00:07:44,003
-But we never had an idea it was you.
-Yeah, that's me.

67
00:07:45,473 --> 00:07:49,720
You know, this place reminds me
of that villa you ''acquired'' in Saigon.

68
00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,805
ln those days you'd do just about anything
to get something you wanted.

69
00:07:53,898 --> 00:07:56,816
But pretending to be Vietnamese royaIty....

70
00:07:57,485 --> 00:08:00,190
The trick was never to make eye contact.

71
00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,980
But we all mature, right?
For instance, you take the way...

72
00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,609
l evolved into an association with this place.

73
00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:07,817
Association?

74
00:08:07,912 --> 00:08:10,997
Man, you just scamming like always,
that's all.

75
00:08:11,332 --> 00:08:14,832
Elvira happens to be
a very renowned silent film star.

76
00:08:15,169 --> 00:08:17,328
And l'm here running her fan club.

77
00:08:17,422 --> 00:08:18,536
Don't lie, Face.

78
00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:21,585
You were supposed to take care
of the fan club from the garage.

79
00:08:21,676 --> 00:08:24,677
And besides,
that old lady don't have no fans.

80
00:08:24,762 --> 00:08:26,091
l'm a fan.

81
00:08:26,931 --> 00:08:29,802
Besides, Elvira likes me.

82
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,768
l make her laugh.

83
00:08:31,853 --> 00:08:33,513
You make me laugh.

84
00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,481
TAYLOR: You have gotten better.
HANNlBAL: He gets a lot of practise.

85
00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:40,188
Which you'll be glad of real soon,
if l read you right.

86
00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:41,938
Tell me, Reverend...

87
00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:44,699
what is the extent
of this Drew's influence down there?

88
00:08:44,782 --> 00:08:47,404
HANNlBAL: He must be wearing
fancy socks in that county...

89
00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,451
to be selling killer moonshine.

90
00:08:49,537 --> 00:08:51,446
Well, he controls Arcadia County.

91
00:08:51,539 --> 00:08:54,742
That shine operation he kingpins
is the South's largest.

92
00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:58,001
Shine used to just be whiskey
you didn't have to pay any taxes on.

93
00:08:58,087 --> 00:09:01,753
MURDOCK: lt was never any great sweat.
HANNlBAL: Not anymore, Captain.

94
00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:04,249
Now they make it in iron vats...

95
00:09:04,636 --> 00:09:06,675
and then cook it off in car radiators.

96
00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:11,508
And all that corrosion and lead goes
straight into what they pour over the bar.

97
00:09:11,601 --> 00:09:14,685
That's pure-dee poison, Hannibal.
That's what it is.

98
00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:18,270
l've had some of the people in my parish
blinded by it. Paralysed.

99
00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,768
Some even died.

100
00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,611
Just glamorised poison, that's all it is.

101
00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,937
What's Drew's exact operation?

102
00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:27,732
One big still. Site, unknown.

103
00:09:28,117 --> 00:09:32,696
He sells it to the poor joints
and he sells it to the private clubs as well.

104
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,953
An octopus.

105
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,620
And it's strangling all of Arcadia.

106
00:09:50,265 --> 00:09:53,847
TAWNlA: l can't tell you guys
how included this makes me feel.

107
00:09:53,935 --> 00:09:58,264
l mean, we're like family, practically.
l mean, it's great, don't you think?

108
00:09:58,356 --> 00:10:00,349
Tawnia, you may not be thanking us
for long.

109
00:10:00,441 --> 00:10:03,561
Things can get hairy.
That's what you guys always tell me.

110
00:10:03,653 --> 00:10:07,188
But stiII, you caIIed me,
and asked me to come aIong and heIp.

111
00:10:07,282 --> 00:10:10,448
l mean,
you can't tell me that's not significant.

112
00:10:14,122 --> 00:10:15,616
Well, l'm here anyway.

113
00:10:15,707 --> 00:10:18,743
Rev. Taylor tells me
there are three roadhouses in this area...

114
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,543
that cater to minors.

115
00:10:20,628 --> 00:10:23,298
You mean
they're selling this poison to teenagers?

116
00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:24,840
That's right.

117
00:10:25,508 --> 00:10:28,509
And Drew makes his deliveries
every Wednesday.

118
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,918
Sir, as this is Tuesday...

119
00:10:30,013 --> 00:10:33,547
it's my feeling that Wednesday
could occur officially as early as tomorrow.

120
00:10:33,641 --> 00:10:35,219
Good work, Murdock.

121
00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,887
So, we check them all out...

122
00:10:36,978 --> 00:10:39,683
and figure out the best place
to get in Drew's way?

123
00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:43,722
Nope. We just pick one.
We don't ask any questions.

124
00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:49,155
We don't give Drew the opportunity
to pick up anything on his grapevine.

125
00:10:49,657 --> 00:10:51,733
[Adventurous instrumental music]

126
00:10:53,077 --> 00:10:54,904
HANNlBAL: Stand by for our signal.

127
00:10:54,996 --> 00:10:57,701
HANNlBAL: Tawnia'll let you in
the front door.

128
00:11:24,692 --> 00:11:25,855
Looks like an old speakeasy.

129
00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:28,980
l'll bet they're real careful
about who they let in.

130
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:34,696
CALHOUN: Members only.

131
00:11:34,786 --> 00:11:38,404
My friend Mr. Drew told me
this might be a smart place...

132
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:42,033
to have a sociable drink
with little Bubbles here.

133
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,910
HANNlBAL: Consider that a contribution.

134
00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:48,415
[Upbeat country music playing]

135
00:11:49,717 --> 00:11:51,757
CALHOUN: Howdy.
HANNlBAL: Howdy.

136
00:11:54,222 --> 00:11:57,057
l apologise, mister,
but we're gonna have to shake you down.

137
00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:59,217
So just stand easy for a minute.

138
00:12:00,228 --> 00:12:03,727
Since when's a man have to be searched
to buy his gal a drink?

139
00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:05,973
Especially a personal friend of Mr. Drew's.

140
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:09,068
Well, we've been having problems lately.
No insult intended.

141
00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:13,780
lt's just that the wrong kind of people
been trying to get into these private clubs.

142
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,820
Well, we wouldn't want that,
would we, honey?

143
00:12:17,579 --> 00:12:19,370
What about the girl?

144
00:12:19,622 --> 00:12:23,074
Forget it.
She couldn't hide anything in there.

145
00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:27,797
-Wanna bet?
-Little lady, you wouldn't, now.

146
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:31,249
No. But l'm a whole other stretch of road.

147
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:32,843
[Gunshot firing]

148
00:12:33,511 --> 00:12:35,053
Get over there.

149
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,098
[Exclaiming]

150
00:12:55,325 --> 00:12:59,025
Now, you boys wanna keep on playing.
l'm dealing from this deck.

151
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,406
-What is this, man? A stick-up?
-Fact-finding mission.

152
00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:06,662
First question: Are you on
the shine delivery route tomorrow or not?

153
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,457
Moonshine? This is a legit bar.

154
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,629
What are you planning? To do your wash?

155
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:14,211
Are you on the route or not?

156
00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:16,923
l can't tell you, man. They'll burn me out.

157
00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:19,431
[Music on stereo stops playing]

158
00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:21,473
Never did like that song.

159
00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:24,810
-They'll kill me.
-l guess you didn't hear us.

160
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:33,977
What's he doing?

161
00:13:34,072 --> 00:13:38,650
Just getting ready to turn this place
into an open air beer garden.

162
00:13:38,743 --> 00:13:42,955
Now, l'm open to suggestions.
Which wall would you like me to remove?

163
00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:44,279
Okay.

164
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,159
They deliver the shine tomorrow, all right?

165
00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:50,703
Well, that concludes
this part of the fact-finding mission.

166
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,421
But don't be sad.

167
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,166
We saved the best part for last.

168
00:13:56,094 --> 00:13:57,636
Howdy, partner.

169
00:13:58,388 --> 00:13:59,586
Partner?

170
00:14:00,348 --> 00:14:03,183
We just went into the roadhouse business.

171
00:14:03,685 --> 00:14:07,184
l love it when a partnership comes together.
Don't you?

172
00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:09,185
Yeah.

173
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,739
HANNlBAL: Well, phase one of our operation
is a success.

174
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,316
Well, phase one is always the easiest.

175
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:24,115
The bad guys never know it
when you're doing phase one.

176
00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:25,865
Now, phase two...

177
00:14:25,957 --> 00:14:28,495
that's when the soup sticks to the spoon.

178
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:32,535
Well, we have the element of surprise
on Drew and his muscle.

179
00:14:32,964 --> 00:14:36,463
And the boys here
will just keep on doing their work...

180
00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:38,800
like there's nothing wrong at all.

181
00:14:38,887 --> 00:14:41,804
You talk like you'll catch them
like you caught these suckers.

182
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:45,223
Don't forget, man,
these moonshine trucks are rigged.

183
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:48,975
They know they gonna be chased,
so they pIan on being twice as fast.

184
00:14:49,063 --> 00:14:51,815
We'll need something to give us
more horsepower than them.

185
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,984
-Any ideas?
-Sure. Nitrous oxide.

186
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,689
Do it every time.

187
00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:59,816
You just feed it into the mix and stand back.

188
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:01,944
You heard that.

189
00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:04,528
Any local speed shops, pal?

190
00:15:04,996 --> 00:15:07,404
CALHOUN: Closest one's about 100 miles.

191
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:16,038
Face, you got any thoughts
on how we might solve our supply problem?

192
00:15:17,425 --> 00:15:19,050
Yeah.

193
00:15:19,427 --> 00:15:20,802
Murdock...

194
00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:24,507
how's that overbite
you've been complaining about?

195
00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:32,146
Wait a minute, Face.

196
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:34,984
l don't know what to say.
l'm scared to death of dentists.

197
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,819
l keep thinking
that they're not fixing my teeth...

198
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,813
but that they're hiding things in there.

199
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,823
Dog toys, vacuum cleaners. Who knows?

200
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,482
Murdock, nothing is gonna happen
to your teeth.

201
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,663
l'll have you out of there untouched.
l promise.

202
00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:53,915
All right, can l tell you what l'm really, truly,
honest-to-gumbo scared of?

203
00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:56,713
Fruit bats.

204
00:15:56,881 --> 00:15:59,633
They're awful, Face.
They're all over the South.

205
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,959
Backwood terrors of the night.

206
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:07,175
The flap-flap of their little wings...

207
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:11,929
and the smell of kumquats
on their fetid breath.

208
00:16:12,981 --> 00:16:15,222
-Kumquats?
-Sure.

209
00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:18,234
Vampires have garlic...

210
00:16:18,695 --> 00:16:21,067
fruit bats have kumquats.

211
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,945
Right.

212
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:36,207
Hello. Can l help you?

213
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,830
Hi. This is an emergency.
My friend's a patient of Dr Klink.

214
00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:41,584
Well, he's not here.

215
00:16:41,676 --> 00:16:44,297
But if it's an emergency,
I'm sure we'II take care of you.

216
00:16:44,387 --> 00:16:47,092
l'm Dr. Reed. l'll show you to a room.

217
00:16:47,348 --> 00:16:50,266
Something in a Mediterranean
would be super.

218
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,139
l don't know if l can do this, Face.

219
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,768
Sure you can, Murdock. Just act insecure
at being in a dentist's office.

220
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,901
Subtlety, that is the key.

221
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,901
Here we are.

222
00:17:06,284 --> 00:17:07,944
Wait a second, Clarke. Take it easy.

223
00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:11,239
You saw her just a minute ago.
Now, look. Here she is.

224
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,201
lt's a trick. l know it is.
They always do that first.

225
00:17:14,292 --> 00:17:15,786
ls there a problem here?

226
00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:19,875
You said this was an emergency,
and l normally see adult patients alone.

227
00:17:19,964 --> 00:17:24,092
She's gonna put braces all over my teeth
and then sell my lips to a bologna factory.

228
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,877
l can't seem to find your X-rays
in Dr. Klink's office yet.

229
00:17:27,972 --> 00:17:32,017
But l thought l better help you calm down
a little before l looked any farther.

230
00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:36,847
l'm going to give you some nitrous oxide
to take some of the edge off.

231
00:17:37,065 --> 00:17:40,398
DR. REED: lt's going to make you feel
nice and relaxed.

232
00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:44,529
That's a terrific idea, Doctor.
Look, l think Clarke's feeling better already.

233
00:17:44,614 --> 00:17:48,065
l'll be back in a second.
Now, breathe deeply, Mr. Clarke.

234
00:17:48,159 --> 00:17:49,784
ln, out.

235
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,869
[Murdock giggles]

236
00:17:57,502 --> 00:17:59,494
[Slow instrumental music]

237
00:18:05,677 --> 00:18:07,385
Wait a second. Clarke!

238
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:11,847
Don't worry. l'll have him back in no time.
Just leave everything to me.

239
00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:20,980
Okay, Hannibal, l got the truck all rigged.

240
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:25,065
l think the guys are coming up the road,
so l decided to come inside.

241
00:18:26,823 --> 00:18:28,365
Everybody relax.

242
00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:30,983
You'II know when to tense up.

243
00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:52,345
Okay, Tawnia, Face, out the back door.

244
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,223
And go out fighting.

245
00:18:59,022 --> 00:19:00,350
FACE: And don't bother to come back.

246
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,524
You just lost yourself a honey of a job.
Good luck in nowhere.

247
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,768
Yeah, same to you, you stupid goon.

248
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:09,147
-This place stinks, anyhow. Tips are lousy.
-Nice talking to you.

249
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,612
And l hope 60 Minutes
does a close-up on you...

250
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:14,239
so you're all sent to the electric chair!

251
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,366
lt's not so bad.

252
00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:23,120
You know what? You need to relax.

253
00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:24,292
Get lost, porky.

254
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:28,330
l got a truck full of relaxation
right here with me.

255
00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:33,381
You just simmer down
and we'll talk about it. Okay?

256
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,939
How you doing?

257
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:45,226
Set to deliver.
Truck's out back with a full load.

258
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,479
New man. He seems fine.

259
00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:52,698
There's sure a lot of people
around here today.

260
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:56,947
BURT: Think we could step to the back,
take care of some private business?

261
00:19:57,288 --> 00:20:01,416
lf you're gonna make any deliveries, friend,
you ought to make them with the man...

262
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:05,084
who has the new majority interest
in this establishment.

263
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:09,591
BURT: What is this?
HANNlBAL: We had a merger.

264
00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:13,586
The boys here are the mergees.
They got a new boss.

265
00:20:14,097 --> 00:20:16,173
That's supposed to be you?

266
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,676
Give you a problem?

267
00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:20,762
Gotta call your mamma?

268
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,771
l said what is this?

269
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,351
l wouldn't ask him, if l were you.

270
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,645
He's had the wrong answer
to just about everything all day.

271
00:20:28,736 --> 00:20:31,192
Now, you came here to deliver some shine.

272
00:20:31,281 --> 00:20:32,526
DeIiver it.

273
00:20:32,615 --> 00:20:35,023
Only, we're gonna take all of it.

274
00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:39,444
And then we're gonna pour that slime
down the nearest hole.

275
00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:42,074
You keep talking, fella...

276
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,411
and l'm gonna stuff you
down that hole myself.

277
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:51,461
You're Rev. Taylor's friend, right?

278
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:55,969
Let's just say
we ain't no friends of yours, sucker.

279
00:21:05,607 --> 00:21:08,358
FRANK: Hey, that's valuable shine there.

280
00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:10,443
[Tense instrumental music]

281
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,776
l think we're gonna enjoy this.

282
00:21:18,953 --> 00:21:20,827
BURT: Let's get out of here!

283
00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:23,704
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

284
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,222
BURT: Get out of here!

285
00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,489
TAWNlA: l couldn't blow up
the second truck.

286
00:22:35,363 --> 00:22:37,403
Hey, man, we ain't losing them.

287
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,865
We'll lose them.

288
00:23:03,725 --> 00:23:07,307
We ain't cutting it here, Hannibal.
Let's go to the smoke, man.

289
00:23:25,038 --> 00:23:27,077
[Fast-paced instrumental music]

290
00:23:39,844 --> 00:23:42,631
l told you boys we'd take all your shine.

291
00:23:43,473 --> 00:23:44,884
Do it, Face.

292
00:23:51,147 --> 00:23:54,065
Now, you get to waIk home.

293
00:23:54,442 --> 00:23:56,898
And tell your boss he's out of business.

294
00:23:57,403 --> 00:24:00,607
From now on, we own the road.

295
00:24:07,038 --> 00:24:08,781
[Slow instrumental music]

296
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,635
What happened to the trucks?

297
00:24:24,722 --> 00:24:28,091
Taylor's escalating.
He's hired a bunch of city guys.

298
00:24:28,184 --> 00:24:31,268
They got guns, grenades, the whole shot.

299
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,691
Said he's gonna put us out of business.

300
00:24:39,404 --> 00:24:41,231
We can escalate, too.

301
00:24:45,577 --> 00:24:48,494
Thank you. This ladder is a little rickety.

302
00:24:49,872 --> 00:24:51,283
[B.A. exclaiming]

303
00:24:51,499 --> 00:24:53,788
Thank you. Perfect landing.

304
00:24:53,877 --> 00:24:56,581
Well, you gotta be careful.
You might hurt yourself.

305
00:24:56,671 --> 00:24:58,580
Better let us do the climbing around here.

306
00:24:58,673 --> 00:25:00,879
You don't think a woman
can handle a little work?

307
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:04,051
All l said is
that you should let us do the climbing.

308
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:08,137
You're a strange sort of man, B.A.

309
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:13,143
-Ain't no different than all the rest.
-l think you are.

310
00:25:16,065 --> 00:25:17,643
You're special.

311
00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:40,542
HANNlBAL: Well, Drew, l'm surprised.

312
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:44,256
l didn't think you'd have the plumbing
to take the humiliation in person.

313
00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:48,970
We just dropped by to let you people know
you're playing with the wrong guy.

314
00:25:49,057 --> 00:25:52,011
We got the right guy. And we're not playing.

315
00:25:52,894 --> 00:25:55,681
What we want is for you to close up shop.

316
00:25:56,356 --> 00:25:57,518
Today.

317
00:26:03,112 --> 00:26:04,986
You trying to be funny?

318
00:26:05,073 --> 00:26:07,943
l'm trying to save you ten miles of misery.

319
00:26:08,576 --> 00:26:11,577
We know where the roads run.
We hurt you once...

320
00:26:11,663 --> 00:26:15,162
and we'll keep knocking you down
every time you're dumb enough to get up.

321
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:19,081
DREW: l got too many men.
HANNlBAL: You'd sneak through a few loads.

322
00:26:19,254 --> 00:26:24,212
We'll take that battery acid you sell
and spill it all over the road enough times...

323
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,878
you'll go broke.

324
00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:35,674
l get it.

325
00:26:36,437 --> 00:26:39,107
Looking for a piece of the action
around here, is that it?

326
00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:40,305
Us?

327
00:26:41,317 --> 00:26:42,562
We wanna bury you.

328
00:26:42,652 --> 00:26:46,732
You're Iucky we're friends of the Reverend,
'cause he wouIdn't Iike that.

329
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,400
All these threats.

330
00:26:51,452 --> 00:26:54,537
Maybe l'll put a torch to this place right now
with you all in it.

331
00:26:54,622 --> 00:26:56,414
How about that, huh?

332
00:26:58,376 --> 00:27:00,084
How about this, sucker?

333
00:27:02,213 --> 00:27:03,458
Get out.

334
00:27:30,658 --> 00:27:32,366
[Truck engine starting]

335
00:27:34,412 --> 00:27:37,532
We could've given
as good as we got in there, Mr. Drew.

336
00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:40,667
We're gonna give more than we got, Burt.

337
00:27:40,919 --> 00:27:42,543
You can count on that.

338
00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:44,586
[Tense instrumental music]

339
00:27:57,602 --> 00:27:59,310
Murdock, you all right?

340
00:27:59,854 --> 00:28:04,765
l believe Operation 70mm
is going to be a success, gentlemen.

341
00:28:05,109 --> 00:28:06,936
[Laughing maniacally]

342
00:28:33,721 --> 00:28:35,880
Not bad reception, huh, Reverend?

343
00:28:35,974 --> 00:28:37,682
FACE: Better than cable.

344
00:28:38,893 --> 00:28:41,728
What are we looking for, where the place is?

345
00:28:41,813 --> 00:28:45,348
-That and something more.
-Yeah, like what they got waiting for us.

346
00:28:45,441 --> 00:28:48,146
They'll be set up
before they come here to make trouble...

347
00:28:48,236 --> 00:28:50,809
and you can stuff your piggy bank on that.

348
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,202
What you got so far, Face?

349
00:28:57,287 --> 00:28:59,825
A couple of cameras in the trees,
a few trip wires...

350
00:28:59,914 --> 00:29:03,579
and several fairly obvious booby-traps.
Pretty amateurish.

351
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,834
They may be amateurs...

352
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,162
but anybody trying that hard
to hide something...

353
00:29:08,256 --> 00:29:09,880
must really have something to hide.

354
00:29:09,966 --> 00:29:11,840
That's a big operation.

355
00:29:12,010 --> 00:29:14,168
But it's getting ready to shrink.

356
00:29:19,309 --> 00:29:21,681
Well, there goes our Emmy.

357
00:29:21,853 --> 00:29:23,513
But we got enough to move on.

358
00:29:23,605 --> 00:29:26,060
Enough?
What if they have mine fields out there?

359
00:29:26,149 --> 00:29:28,854
This guy is so mad,
he's looking for a river to dump us in.

360
00:29:28,943 --> 00:29:31,695
Face, now they may have asked us
to dance...

361
00:29:31,779 --> 00:29:35,647
but they don't know that we're gonna do
a flamenco on their little heads.

362
00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:38,612
Sergeant, you ready to fold, spindle
and mutilate?

363
00:29:39,329 --> 00:29:40,739
Hey, now wait a second.

364
00:29:40,830 --> 00:29:44,080
l don't wanna risk any more lives
than l've already lost around here.

365
00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:47,121
That's what l'm trying to prevent.
Maybe there's some other way.

366
00:29:47,212 --> 00:29:50,663
Reverend, sometimes
they don't give a person a choice.

367
00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:55,635
l'm sorry, Reverend,
but he's just telling it like it is.

368
00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:00,465
We don't like going around hurting people,
but we do like wrecking a bad still.

369
00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:02,510
You gotta have faith in us.

370
00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:04,096
Amen, brother.

371
00:30:08,691 --> 00:30:10,767
[Suspenseful instrumental music]

372
00:31:12,714 --> 00:31:15,287
[Suspenseful instrumental music continues]

373
00:31:45,413 --> 00:31:47,121
[Discordant TV signals]

374
00:31:49,292 --> 00:31:53,621
FRANK: That figures.
So much for this $49.95 low-tech special.

375
00:31:57,926 --> 00:32:00,464
l'll go get somebody to check it out.

376
00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:03,175
See if it clears. Maybe we can shine it on.

377
00:32:17,445 --> 00:32:18,560
[Groans]

378
00:32:18,655 --> 00:32:19,900
MURDOCK: Man!

379
00:32:22,492 --> 00:32:24,283
[Rustling]

380
00:32:29,290 --> 00:32:30,749
What's that noise?

381
00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:33,075
[Mimicking a wild animal's grunt]

382
00:32:52,397 --> 00:32:54,888
Ain't nothing but a wild razorback.

383
00:33:01,656 --> 00:33:04,325
[Upbeat country instrumental music]

384
00:34:04,552 --> 00:34:06,011
[Exclaiming]

385
00:34:08,223 --> 00:34:10,180
[Dramatic instrumental music]

386
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,398
FACE: Hold it!

387
00:34:30,036 --> 00:34:31,910
[Car approaching]

388
00:34:36,668 --> 00:34:40,416
BURT: Just hold it right there,
or these ladies die.

389
00:34:42,590 --> 00:34:43,788
Get out!

390
00:34:50,473 --> 00:34:54,008
Look at the saviours of Arcadia County now.

391
00:35:13,454 --> 00:35:15,494
BURT: Okay, hold it right there.

392
00:35:18,001 --> 00:35:20,326
You know, as soon as Drew comes...

393
00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:24,797
l'm gonna get you a nice, down-home fire
to warm you right up.

394
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:27,043
That's just what we need.

395
00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:29,708
Fido on the rug, the evening paper,
some slippers.

396
00:35:29,804 --> 00:35:32,675
And you can throw in some 30-ought-six
if you feel like it.

397
00:35:32,765 --> 00:35:36,680
You guys talk tough
for people a little close to being dead.

398
00:35:36,769 --> 00:35:38,228
BURT: Lock them up!

399
00:35:43,109 --> 00:35:44,484
Thank you.

400
00:35:53,828 --> 00:35:56,615
You two all right? Where's Reverend Taylor?

401
00:35:56,706 --> 00:35:58,081
TAWNlA: They caught us alone.

402
00:35:58,166 --> 00:36:00,538
STEPHANlE: My dad had to help somebody
in his church...

403
00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:03,118
an old man that he takes to the doctor
once a month.

404
00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:05,704
Guess we kind of helped wreck your plan,
huh, guys?

405
00:36:05,798 --> 00:36:08,634
Well, let's just say
you were a bit of a surprise.

406
00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:11,589
But l'm sure it's only a temporary setback.

407
00:36:11,679 --> 00:36:13,339
Don't worry about anything, Stephanie.

408
00:36:13,431 --> 00:36:17,215
Ain't nothing really happen yet.
And when it does, they ain't gonna like it.

409
00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:19,053
That's my promise to you.

410
00:36:20,271 --> 00:36:23,557
Plenty of overhead light,
good power source.

411
00:36:23,858 --> 00:36:27,642
Just like a hardware store. l like this place.

412
00:36:28,821 --> 00:36:30,529
What do you think, B.A.?

413
00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:32,649
-Let's do it.
-Okay.

414
00:36:32,742 --> 00:36:34,320
Murdock, you work with Face.

415
00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:36,450
Tawnia, Stephanie,
you're gonna work with me.

416
00:36:36,537 --> 00:36:38,614
-Let's go!
-Wait a minute. This is insane.

417
00:36:38,706 --> 00:36:42,407
This? Stephanie, this isn't even close.

418
00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:45,705
You want insane,
ask me to write you a letter sometime.

419
00:36:45,797 --> 00:36:47,339
Come on, ladies.

420
00:36:49,551 --> 00:36:51,876
[Military instrumental music]

421
00:37:31,259 --> 00:37:33,666
[Military instrumental music continues]

422
00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:33,982
[Military instrumental music intensifies]

423
00:38:50,213 --> 00:38:51,755
Let's crank her up.

424
00:38:57,136 --> 00:38:58,547
[Engine faltering]

425
00:39:07,272 --> 00:39:08,896
[Engine coughing]

426
00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:27,367
Where did you put them?

427
00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:30,128
The barn. Nice and tight.

428
00:39:31,796 --> 00:39:33,041
Burn it.

429
00:39:35,758 --> 00:39:37,502
[Engine roaring]

430
00:39:44,559 --> 00:39:45,638
What's that?

431
00:39:45,727 --> 00:39:47,969
Everybody get out of here, now!

432
00:39:49,981 --> 00:39:51,179
Move it!

433
00:39:54,319 --> 00:39:55,564
Come on!

434
00:39:58,698 --> 00:40:02,149
-What have they got in there?
-l didn't think they had dirt.

435
00:40:07,624 --> 00:40:11,491
Walter, you and Frank take the door.

436
00:40:12,253 --> 00:40:13,664
And l'll....

437
00:40:17,425 --> 00:40:18,800
[Crashing]

438
00:40:51,668 --> 00:40:53,625
[Murdock laughing maniacally]

439
00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:48,681
[Gunshot firing]

440
00:41:54,689 --> 00:41:56,895
Always worked for John Wayne.

441
00:42:10,914 --> 00:42:13,487
Time to start the temperance meeting, B.A.

442
00:42:14,584 --> 00:42:15,864
Hannibal!

443
00:42:17,170 --> 00:42:18,997
[Heroic instrumental music]

444
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:28,972
All right!

445
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:33,134
The bar's closed.
Hands over your heads and start repenting...

446
00:42:33,228 --> 00:42:36,347
or we're gonna drop a little hellfire
on your kick-a-poo juice...

447
00:42:36,439 --> 00:42:37,767
and send you to kingdom come.

448
00:42:37,857 --> 00:42:40,431
Now, drop your guns and come on out!

449
00:42:50,453 --> 00:42:51,995
B.A.: Move, suckers!

450
00:43:01,172 --> 00:43:02,370
[Exclaiming]

451
00:43:28,449 --> 00:43:30,857
Got a little advice for you, pal.

452
00:43:31,202 --> 00:43:34,951
Next time a preacher talks, you better listen.

453
00:43:50,013 --> 00:43:52,089
Hannibal, l've really gotta give you credit.

454
00:43:52,181 --> 00:43:55,135
l never could figure out
how you were gonna get it done.

455
00:43:55,226 --> 00:43:58,975
Reverend, sometimes our work
is kind of like yours. lt's a matter of faith.

456
00:43:59,063 --> 00:44:02,515
l'm not sure that's how Drew and his friends
are gonna look at all this.

457
00:44:02,609 --> 00:44:06,309
All they're gonna see
are some small rooms for a long time.

458
00:44:06,404 --> 00:44:09,405
l'll tell you one thing,
you sure made my job here a lot easier.

459
00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:11,697
By that, I mean
the job I'm supposed to be doing.

460
00:44:11,784 --> 00:44:14,821
Not busting stills
and fighting moonshine runners.

461
00:44:14,913 --> 00:44:18,447
Reverend, when you do the Lord's work,
a man has many duties.

462
00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:19,620
Amen.

463
00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:23,251
-Bye.
-Bye.

464
00:44:24,547 --> 00:44:26,255
TAYLOR: Good luck to you.
FACE: Take care.

465
00:44:26,341 --> 00:44:27,669
We'll see you.

466
00:44:27,759 --> 00:44:31,922
One thing that still bothers me, though....
Doesn't it strike any of you guys as funny?

467
00:44:32,013 --> 00:44:33,044
What's funny?

468
00:44:33,139 --> 00:44:34,966
We been on this whole trip...

469
00:44:35,058 --> 00:44:38,972
and we haven't seen
one single fuzzy little fruit bat. Not one.

470
00:44:39,062 --> 00:44:42,146
Murdock, l read that article.
lt's fruit ''gnats.''

471
00:44:43,524 --> 00:44:44,639
Gnats?

472
00:44:45,944 --> 00:44:48,565
Yeah, little bitty things. You know, gnats.

473
00:44:50,698 --> 00:44:53,783
But that perverts my whole understanding
of the cosmos.

474
00:44:53,868 --> 00:44:56,988
l don't know how anything works
if they're gnats.

475
00:44:57,747 --> 00:44:59,823
Oh, l'm back to square one.

476
00:45:01,251 --> 00:45:03,373
Hey, Hannibal, take a look.

477
00:45:07,507 --> 00:45:09,464
l really wanted to thank you.

478
00:45:09,842 --> 00:45:11,041
No sweat.

479
00:45:11,135 --> 00:45:14,504
Well, even if it wasn't,
l especially wanted to thank you.

480
00:45:14,597 --> 00:45:18,429
I'm just sorry that we didn't get a chance
to be better friends, B.A.

481
00:45:18,518 --> 00:45:21,472
Well, l got these guys
l gotta keep on wheels.

482
00:45:21,729 --> 00:45:24,814
And besides, the Army is after us.

483
00:45:25,275 --> 00:45:27,101
Wherever we go, there's trouble.

484
00:45:27,193 --> 00:45:30,776
lf we stay in one place too long,
things get kind of hot.

485
00:45:31,281 --> 00:45:34,281
Maybe some day you'll work that out,
you know.

486
00:45:34,742 --> 00:45:35,905
Yeah.

487
00:45:36,411 --> 00:45:39,328
Sergeant, l think it's about time we rolled.

488
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,868
[Slow instrumental music]

489
00:45:44,669 --> 00:45:46,827
And maybe then l can see you.

490
00:45:48,548 --> 00:45:49,662
Yeah.

491
00:45:50,508 --> 00:45:53,260
HANNlBAL: Time to go, Sergeant.
Let's move out.

492
00:45:58,182 --> 00:46:00,508
[Slow instrumental music intensifies]

493
00:46:15,074 --> 00:46:17,032
[Military instrumental music]

494
00:46:33,134 --> 00:46:34,842
[Theme music]