1 00:01:10,309 --> 00:01:14,473 NARRATOR: In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a miIitary court... 2 00:01:14,564 --> 00:01:15,974 for a crime they didn't commit. 3 00:01:16,065 --> 00:01:19,019 These men promptIy escaped from a maximum-security stockade... 4 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:20,569 to the Los AngeIes underground. 5 00:01:20,653 --> 00:01:24,318 Today, stiII wanted by the government, they survive as soIdiers of fortune. 6 00:01:24,407 --> 00:01:26,862 If you have a probIem, if no one eIse can heIp... 7 00:01:26,951 --> 00:01:30,320 and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. 8 00:01:33,916 --> 00:01:36,538 [Theme music] 9 00:02:48,324 --> 00:02:49,902 [Slow instrumental music] 10 00:02:56,999 --> 00:02:58,197 DAVEY: Hi. 11 00:03:03,089 --> 00:03:04,749 DAVEY: Here you go. Enjoy your lunch. 12 00:03:18,938 --> 00:03:21,809 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 13 00:03:27,154 --> 00:03:28,317 Hey! 14 00:03:30,408 --> 00:03:31,783 This ain't your car. 15 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:38,287 [Car tyres screeching] 16 00:03:50,052 --> 00:03:51,297 [Sighs] 17 00:03:52,096 --> 00:03:53,294 Any trouble? 18 00:03:53,389 --> 00:03:56,556 Some jerk parking attendant decided he'd play hero. 19 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:58,178 You'd think it was his car. 20 00:04:00,813 --> 00:04:03,138 DlRKSEN: [On phone] Mr. FriendIy, it just came in. 21 00:04:03,316 --> 00:04:05,474 FRlENDLY: All right, good. Hold off on chopping it. 22 00:04:06,736 --> 00:04:08,693 l have a buyer in Vegas who's waiting. 23 00:04:08,779 --> 00:04:12,777 Now, there's an Alfa one of my sales people sold off the lot last week. 24 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:17,613 FRlENDLY: 316 South CabriIIo Drive. 25 00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:21,206 Tell Payne and Simms l want it done by tomorrow night. 26 00:04:21,292 --> 00:04:23,997 l'm shipping out a load of parts at the end of the week... 27 00:04:24,086 --> 00:04:26,209 and I want it chopped and ready to go. 28 00:04:26,297 --> 00:04:27,460 Right. 29 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:35,510 Hey, Tony! 30 00:04:35,598 --> 00:04:37,176 [Friendly laughing nervously] 31 00:04:37,308 --> 00:04:38,719 [Victor reading aloud] 32 00:04:43,356 --> 00:04:46,273 VlCTOR: The bum thinks that if he burns me they'll elect him mayor. 33 00:04:46,359 --> 00:04:48,731 l'm only gonna get one chance at this guy. 34 00:04:48,819 --> 00:04:50,100 Everything's got to be right. 35 00:04:50,196 --> 00:04:53,113 Cops will never be able to tell it apart from the real thing. 36 00:04:53,199 --> 00:04:54,990 They better not. lt's my ticket in. 37 00:04:55,910 --> 00:04:57,570 You got two days. 38 00:05:21,435 --> 00:05:22,764 Hi, kid. 39 00:05:22,854 --> 00:05:24,182 DAVEY: Hannibal. 40 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:26,603 DAVEY: Face, Murdock, B.A., what.... 41 00:05:26,691 --> 00:05:28,482 Yeah, we heard about your trouble. 42 00:05:28,693 --> 00:05:29,973 Thought we'd look into it. 43 00:05:30,069 --> 00:05:34,149 l said, if you stole the car you'd be on a bus on your way to Florida. 44 00:05:34,699 --> 00:05:36,822 DAVEY: Maybe l should be. l don't have a job... 45 00:05:36,909 --> 00:05:38,617 l got the cops hanging all over me... 46 00:05:38,703 --> 00:05:41,538 and forget about getting a reference from my last employer. 47 00:05:41,622 --> 00:05:43,330 Now, these guys... 48 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:47,617 who took the car, are they the same ones who stole the car before? 49 00:05:48,087 --> 00:05:49,712 Yeah, l think so. 50 00:05:50,798 --> 00:05:52,458 What was it you and Donny said, B.A.? 51 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:54,127 About when l get out of the stir... 52 00:05:54,218 --> 00:05:57,338 how things were gonna turn around for me if l worked hard at it. 53 00:05:57,430 --> 00:05:58,805 Yeah, well they sure did. 54 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:01,511 Look, Davey, don't go around feeling sorry for yourself. 55 00:06:01,601 --> 00:06:04,804 Your brother, Donny, believed in me when l was a kid in trouble... 56 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:06,010 and now l believe in you. 57 00:06:06,105 --> 00:06:08,394 HANNlBAL: B.A.'s right. You got a bad break. 58 00:06:08,482 --> 00:06:10,190 We'll try and straighten it out. 59 00:06:10,318 --> 00:06:13,069 Now, are these guys pros? 60 00:06:13,196 --> 00:06:15,069 These guys had a lot of practice. 61 00:06:15,156 --> 00:06:18,110 Which means we're dealing with a professional operation here. 62 00:06:18,201 --> 00:06:19,611 l don't know, Hannibal. 63 00:06:19,702 --> 00:06:22,620 You know, we're supposed to be in Jidda, Saudi Arabia. 64 00:06:22,705 --> 00:06:25,789 The prince is real anxious to get back those two wives of his... 65 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:27,951 that were kidnapped by the Bedouin sheik. 66 00:06:28,044 --> 00:06:32,789 Also, he's wiring to our account one million riyals. 67 00:06:32,965 --> 00:06:34,709 -That's nice. -lsn't it? 68 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,967 Hey, man, l don't want no riyals or reyals, whatever it is. 69 00:06:38,054 --> 00:06:39,252 l want cash money. 70 00:06:39,347 --> 00:06:41,304 Which, at the current rate of exchange... 71 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:44,759 comes to $430,000, thank you very much. 72 00:06:44,936 --> 00:06:46,809 Right. So we still have five days. 73 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:49,434 63.2, Colonel. 74 00:06:51,234 --> 00:06:54,069 This is Murdock's gardening therapy. 75 00:06:54,153 --> 00:06:56,193 He's getting back to his roots, so to speak. 76 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,237 Daddy Murdock is here... 77 00:06:58,324 --> 00:07:00,732 with his magic growing powder... 78 00:07:00,826 --> 00:07:03,863 and he's gonna make you grow up to be big and strong for.... 79 00:07:04,205 --> 00:07:05,699 Grow, B.A., grow. 80 00:07:06,249 --> 00:07:08,241 l don't need to grow, fool. 81 00:07:09,001 --> 00:07:10,164 Face. 82 00:07:12,129 --> 00:07:13,540 Get hold of Tawnia. 83 00:07:13,631 --> 00:07:16,122 See what she's got on current auto theft rings. 84 00:07:16,217 --> 00:07:17,592 Right, l'm on my way. 85 00:07:17,677 --> 00:07:18,839 Davey. 86 00:07:19,512 --> 00:07:22,762 Congratulations, kid. You just hired the A-Team. 87 00:07:25,518 --> 00:07:27,641 HANNlBAL: According to information Tawnia gave us... 88 00:07:27,728 --> 00:07:30,480 there were nine car thefts in the last three months... 89 00:07:30,565 --> 00:07:31,679 that could be our guys. 90 00:07:31,774 --> 00:07:35,606 AII of them expensive cars ripped off restaurant parking Iots. 91 00:07:35,736 --> 00:07:38,821 l marked down the locations. lnteresting? 92 00:07:39,115 --> 00:07:40,194 FACE: Very. 93 00:07:40,449 --> 00:07:42,905 B.A., would you mind turning down the heat a little? 94 00:07:42,994 --> 00:07:45,449 The little guy's leaves are beginning to sweat. 95 00:07:48,457 --> 00:07:51,209 Murdock, put the plant to bed. We've got work to do. 96 00:07:51,294 --> 00:07:52,704 You got a plan, Hannibal? 97 00:07:52,795 --> 00:07:55,713 Yeah, we're gonna cover the perimeter that these guys hit. 98 00:07:55,882 --> 00:07:58,207 Hannibal, that's an awful lot of territory. 99 00:07:58,467 --> 00:08:01,552 Well, not if you've got the right bait. 100 00:08:02,054 --> 00:08:03,964 Oh, no. Come on. 101 00:08:04,056 --> 00:08:07,093 You can't do this to me, Hannibal. Not my Corvette. 102 00:08:07,185 --> 00:08:09,758 I just got it Simonised and tuned. 103 00:08:09,854 --> 00:08:13,353 Well, l'll tell you, if we had another great-looking car... 104 00:08:13,524 --> 00:08:15,018 but we don't. 105 00:08:15,109 --> 00:08:17,351 These guys are probably working for a chop shop. 106 00:08:17,445 --> 00:08:19,022 You know what they'll do to my car? 107 00:08:19,113 --> 00:08:21,070 I'II be Iooking for my fender in Detroit... 108 00:08:21,157 --> 00:08:24,277 while some guy's buying my carburettor off a shelf in Kansas City. 109 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:28,615 Kansas City. l don't think l ever been to Kansas City. 110 00:08:39,050 --> 00:08:41,208 l'll park it myself. 111 00:08:42,303 --> 00:08:43,501 Thanks. 112 00:08:56,025 --> 00:08:57,436 [Keys rattling] 113 00:08:57,652 --> 00:08:59,395 You're doing it again, Face. 114 00:08:59,487 --> 00:09:02,108 Didn't Hannibal say to leave your keys in the ignition? 115 00:09:02,281 --> 00:09:05,899 lt's one thing to park out here in Siberia, but to leave the keys? 116 00:09:06,035 --> 00:09:07,826 Try not to think about it. 117 00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:11,033 -Enjoy lunch. -Enjoy lunch. 118 00:09:16,337 --> 00:09:18,211 l'm glad when we get lucky, man. 119 00:09:18,297 --> 00:09:21,132 l'm tired of riding around looking at restaurants. 120 00:09:21,217 --> 00:09:22,841 Patience, B.A. 121 00:09:23,219 --> 00:09:25,792 Everything comes to those who wait. 122 00:09:27,181 --> 00:09:29,055 [Car engine starting] 123 00:09:29,392 --> 00:09:32,227 Face, if you're gonna jump every time you hear an engine... 124 00:09:32,311 --> 00:09:34,138 you're gonna turn into a nervous wreck. 125 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:35,689 You're right. 126 00:09:36,941 --> 00:09:40,440 And if l eat in any more restaurants, l'm gonna lose my figure. 127 00:09:40,778 --> 00:09:44,692 This is the sixth lunch l've had in the last two days. 128 00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:49,237 HANNlBAL: Looks like we might get lucky. 129 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,954 HANNlBAL: lt's going down. Let's go. 130 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,622 [Upbeat instrumental music] 131 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,631 Going somewhere? 132 00:10:08,181 --> 00:10:11,466 Now, would you mind telling us what you're gonna do with that car? 133 00:10:12,059 --> 00:10:14,301 Hey, you know something? Wrong car. 134 00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:16,056 That's my car. 135 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:21,190 [Car tyres screeching] 136 00:10:24,739 --> 00:10:26,530 Hey, man, he's taking my van! 137 00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:29,400 MURDOCK: B.A., will you stop acting like a crybaby? 138 00:10:29,493 --> 00:10:31,700 Wait a minute. 139 00:10:31,913 --> 00:10:33,656 [Car tires screeching] 140 00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:36,370 The little guy's in the van. 141 00:10:36,918 --> 00:10:38,744 MURDOCK: They've got my plant! 142 00:10:40,171 --> 00:10:41,582 He's been plantnapped. 143 00:10:41,672 --> 00:10:45,752 They'll probably cut off a leaf and send it to me to prove they've got him. 144 00:10:45,843 --> 00:10:48,168 Hannibal, we got to do something! 145 00:10:54,852 --> 00:10:56,097 What happened? 146 00:10:56,437 --> 00:10:59,189 -Two guys. They took it. -Thank heavens! 147 00:10:59,982 --> 00:11:01,393 They took my Vette? 148 00:11:01,484 --> 00:11:04,105 -No, the van! -They took the van and the Vette? 149 00:11:04,195 --> 00:11:06,686 They took the van and not the Vette. 150 00:11:06,781 --> 00:11:10,197 Hannibal and B.A. got in the Vette to go after the van. 151 00:11:10,284 --> 00:11:11,778 And they took my plant. 152 00:11:14,247 --> 00:11:16,535 [Upbeat instrumental music] 153 00:11:18,751 --> 00:11:20,909 l'm gonna get them. They got my van. 154 00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:24,171 lf l don't get my ride back, l'm gonna be talking to you. 155 00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:25,834 Relax, B.A. 156 00:11:26,342 --> 00:11:28,798 You think l'd let anything happen to your van? 157 00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:32,347 [Upbeat instrumental music continues] 158 00:12:08,259 --> 00:12:10,750 Don't worry, B.A. We'll get them. 159 00:12:22,023 --> 00:12:23,766 B.A.: Man, l can't believe this is happening. 160 00:12:23,858 --> 00:12:25,269 Nobody messes with my ride. 161 00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:28,526 This wouldn't have happened if not for your so-called fast car... 162 00:12:28,613 --> 00:12:30,985 that can't catch nothing when the chips are down. 163 00:12:31,073 --> 00:12:34,158 All it is, is just a piece of junk you use to pick up the girls. 164 00:12:34,243 --> 00:12:36,450 What do you want, B.A.? The tyre was shot out. 165 00:12:36,537 --> 00:12:37,652 l want my van! 166 00:12:37,747 --> 00:12:40,582 Come on! Admit it. You just don't like my car. 167 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:42,992 B.A.: You're right. l admit it. l don't like your car. 168 00:12:43,085 --> 00:12:45,576 B.A.: And l ain't too crazy about you, either. FACE: Yeah? 169 00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:49,254 MURDOCK: Typical 20th-Century unenlightened male conflict. 170 00:12:49,342 --> 00:12:51,915 Both of you fighting over an inanimate object. 171 00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:54,051 What's this crazy man talking about now? 172 00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:58,599 B.A., somewhere out in this inhospitable, polarised world... 173 00:12:58,684 --> 00:13:02,516 a little plant is shrieking for help. 174 00:13:02,855 --> 00:13:05,227 lt's withering in the heat, alone. 175 00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:07,889 lf we want the van or the plant, we better get moving. 176 00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:10,690 DAVEY: You're right, Hannibal. Chop shops don't waste any time. 177 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:13,983 l've seen cars hacked to pieces in 20 minutes. Ruined. 178 00:13:14,158 --> 00:13:17,195 What happens to what's left inside.... 179 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,325 Never mind, l can't bear to hear it. 180 00:13:20,414 --> 00:13:24,661 They're put into the oven. Cooked alive, like little pork chops... 181 00:13:24,752 --> 00:13:28,121 until they turn into tumbleweeds, then they roll away. 182 00:13:28,589 --> 00:13:31,259 Where's the local chop operation around here? 183 00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,670 You used to boost cars. 184 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,251 HANNlBAL: Who's plugged in? DAVEY: l'll tell you. 185 00:13:35,346 --> 00:13:38,430 l don't even know if this guy's around anymore, but if he is... 186 00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:41,636 Tiny Roscoe has done business with just about everybody. 187 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,437 He used to run a cycle repair shop over on Pico. 188 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,434 He's a huge guy. 189 00:13:47,984 --> 00:13:51,684 Gentlemen, we're gonna see Tiny Roscoe. 190 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,860 Who's Tiny Roscoe? 191 00:13:58,035 --> 00:13:59,494 [Metal clinking] 192 00:14:01,664 --> 00:14:03,953 -Who wants to know? -Me, fool! 193 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:05,833 Me, too, sucker! 194 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,328 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 195 00:14:10,715 --> 00:14:11,877 [Groans] 196 00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:17,262 [Grunts] 197 00:14:25,688 --> 00:14:28,808 A little nocturnal auto supply, Tiny? 198 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:33,686 Some people paid some good money for this. 199 00:14:33,988 --> 00:14:35,530 Unless, of course... 200 00:14:35,698 --> 00:14:37,655 it came out of that chariot over there. 201 00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:40,030 Look, you didn't even tell me what you want yet. 202 00:14:40,119 --> 00:14:41,494 MURDOCK: Answers. 203 00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:44,153 MURDOCK: We want answers! For instance... 204 00:14:44,707 --> 00:14:47,245 how is it such a big guy is called Tiny? 205 00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:50,077 Answer that one, blimp-face. 206 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,456 l don't know nothing. 207 00:14:54,091 --> 00:14:55,502 Yes, you do. 208 00:14:57,178 --> 00:15:01,970 Who specialises in ripping off expensive cars from restaurant parking lots? 209 00:15:02,058 --> 00:15:04,631 l don't know, man. lt's not my kind of action. 210 00:15:04,727 --> 00:15:07,183 B.A., would you give me a hand here? 211 00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:10,731 [Tiny groaning] 212 00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:12,015 Now. 213 00:15:12,568 --> 00:15:16,732 Unless you see some future for yourself in being an omelette... 214 00:15:17,573 --> 00:15:18,984 l suggest you speak up. 215 00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:22,942 You're talking about major league stuff here. l don't handle anything that big. 216 00:15:23,037 --> 00:15:24,282 HANNlBAL: Who does? 217 00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:26,580 All right, look. 218 00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:30,785 lt's just a rumour, but it's a rumour l heard a few times. 219 00:15:30,878 --> 00:15:33,334 Tell us. We're incurable gossips. 220 00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:34,876 Friendly. 221 00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:38,460 Sam Friendly. lt sounds like his kind of chop operation. 222 00:15:38,594 --> 00:15:42,212 The guy plays both ends. He brings in stolen cars from out of state... 223 00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:43,931 and then he sells them off his lot. 224 00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:47,468 Buy a car from Mr. Friendly, drive it around for a couple of weeks... 225 00:15:47,562 --> 00:15:50,266 and then while you're taking the little lady to lunch.... 226 00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:53,227 He steals them back and chops them up for auto parts. 227 00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:56,106 Kind of a circular poetry there. 228 00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:58,152 Man does like to milk the cow, Hannibal. 229 00:15:58,239 --> 00:15:59,318 lndeed. 230 00:15:59,407 --> 00:16:02,076 l don't care about no cow, Hannibal, l want my van back. 231 00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:03,737 And Murdock wants his plant. 232 00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:05,287 -His what? -Shut up! 233 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:08,324 Thanks, B.A. Thanks a lot-- 234 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,076 Shut up, fool! Don't push your luck. 235 00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:13,495 B.A.: Come on, we got things to do. We've got to get out of here! 236 00:16:15,506 --> 00:16:18,258 -You see, l told-- -He's gone bonkers, Hannibal. 237 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:23,129 Personally, l think he's more concerned about my plant than he's admitted. 238 00:16:28,895 --> 00:16:31,765 FACE: l don't think they're really gonna chop your plant. 239 00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:34,311 l mean, what's to be gained, a salad? 240 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,274 Of course, the van, that's another story. 241 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,440 We could safely assume that pretty quick it's gonna end up as a charm bracelet. 242 00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:43,115 Gonna break some bones, man. 243 00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:45,692 -Somebody got to pay. -That's Friendly. 244 00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:48,456 We'll go over to his place and see what we can dig up. 245 00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:49,618 B.A.: All right, man. 246 00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:52,280 As long as l find them dudes before they touch my ride. 247 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:54,084 [Motor buzzing] 248 00:16:55,338 --> 00:16:56,583 [Dirksen exclaiming] 249 00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,377 [Motor buzzing stops] 250 00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:03,418 But Sam, if we do that, all those other orders go into overtime. 251 00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:07,344 Everything is dropped except the Victor job as of right now. 252 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:10,767 Security's gonna be extra tight and the cops will check everything. 253 00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:13,938 The car has to be an exact duplicate, you understand? 254 00:17:14,023 --> 00:17:16,016 Look, do l do good work or not? 255 00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:27,695 Leave it for later. 256 00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:30,487 We got to get that other job done first. 257 00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:58,977 FRlENDLY: What do you think you're doing taking these people for a drive in my car? 258 00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,693 The Denvers? A lovely couple. 259 00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:02,854 Been married 40 years. Only had one argument. 260 00:18:02,947 --> 00:18:05,070 FACE: lt was about meatloaf. lsn't that something? 261 00:18:05,157 --> 00:18:08,858 [Stammering] Anyway, l just took them for a spin in the chariot of their dreams. 262 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:11,195 Sort of helped them make up their mind, l think. 263 00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:14,455 Hey, Jack. Get this flake out of here. 264 00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:18,829 Wait a minute. Now, tossing out the best salesman you ever had... 265 00:18:18,921 --> 00:18:20,878 before he gets a chance to close the deal. 266 00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:22,922 You must have money to burn, Mr. Friendly. 267 00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:24,088 ClNDY: Sam. 268 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,795 Those folks are gonna take that sedan. 269 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,011 Who do you want me to write this up for? 270 00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:31,300 Look, give me a week, huh? 271 00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:34,927 l'll be out selling every plaid coat you got standing around on this lot. 272 00:18:35,104 --> 00:18:36,812 -A week? -Right. 273 00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:40,106 You got a day, big shot. Coat not included. 274 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,108 Now l know why they call him Mr. Friendly. 275 00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:48,486 Thanks. 276 00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:52,199 [Cheerful instrumental music] 277 00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:54,672 What do you think? 278 00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,875 HANNlBAL: l won't be long. 279 00:20:27,174 --> 00:20:29,500 But do kill the pistons, would you? 280 00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:31,919 Keep your eyes peeled. l need my van. 281 00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:40,977 See anything you like? 282 00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:43,643 Hannibal, this is disgusting. Me selling used cars. 283 00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:46,983 You know what that does to the self-esteem of an artist like myself? 284 00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:49,774 Poor chap. Sales not going well? 285 00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:53,197 Not going well? l had to slow down so half the stiffs around here... 286 00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:55,609 don't think my customers are setups. 287 00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:58,195 By the way, Roscoe was right about FriendIy. 288 00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:00,958 Half the cars around here don't have papers on them. 289 00:21:01,918 --> 00:21:03,246 [ln British accent] l need... 290 00:21:04,378 --> 00:21:06,620 a dozen stretch limos. 291 00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:10,126 Six bIack, six siIver. 292 00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:13,089 Loaded. As you Americans wouId caII... 293 00:21:13,262 --> 00:21:15,836 wall-to-wall, bossa nova. 294 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,133 A dozen stretch limousines? 295 00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:19,513 Yes. 296 00:21:19,769 --> 00:21:23,469 You see, l'm promoting this rock concert at the stadium on Tuesday. 297 00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:26,234 Heavy metal, light metal, every metal. 298 00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,939 l don't see anything, though. 299 00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:31,979 l do hope you chaps can help me. 300 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,363 l mean, this concert... 301 00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:38,241 is going to be a gigantic happening! 302 00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:40,574 You understand? 303 00:21:40,665 --> 00:21:43,072 We like to think we can handle any order. 304 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,705 -Sam Friendly. -Call me Johnny B. 305 00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:48,870 l do hope you can help me, dear boy. 306 00:21:49,298 --> 00:21:50,757 l haven't got all day. 307 00:21:50,841 --> 00:21:53,379 Just cut a master disc. 308 00:21:54,512 --> 00:21:57,003 Extremely valuable, you understand? 309 00:21:57,473 --> 00:22:01,423 As a matter of fact, perhaps we could tuck it in your safe while we ink the pact. 310 00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:05,647 As you probably know, piracy is killing business. 311 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:09,688 You do hear Cashbox and Billboard out here, don't you? 312 00:22:10,486 --> 00:22:12,395 Mr. Peck, you know where the safe is. 313 00:22:13,322 --> 00:22:14,698 Be careful. 314 00:22:17,451 --> 00:22:21,532 Now, Johnny B. What l don't have on my lot here... 315 00:22:21,664 --> 00:22:22,992 l can always get. 316 00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:25,664 HANNlBAL: Good. FRlENDLY: lt may take a few weeks... 317 00:22:25,751 --> 00:22:27,625 but l don't see any problems getting them. 318 00:22:27,712 --> 00:22:28,910 Excellent. 319 00:22:29,297 --> 00:22:32,381 Shall we say $50,000? 320 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,758 HANNlBAL: As a deposit, dear boy. 321 00:22:35,469 --> 00:22:36,928 As a deposit. 322 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,424 Perfect. 323 00:22:43,311 --> 00:22:45,932 FACE: Johnny B. is ready for his attaché case. 324 00:22:46,022 --> 00:22:47,101 Sure. 325 00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,703 FACE: Thanks. ClNDY: My pleasure. 326 00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:24,095 FACE: Here you go, Johnny. 327 00:23:25,561 --> 00:23:26,842 Thank you, dear boy. 328 00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:28,515 lt's been a real pleasure, sir. 329 00:23:28,606 --> 00:23:29,769 Sammy. 330 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,273 l shall call you in two days. 331 00:23:34,654 --> 00:23:36,942 And do get in touch with my secretary. 332 00:23:37,031 --> 00:23:39,439 l'll leave half a dozen tickets... 333 00:23:39,617 --> 00:23:41,775 for backstage at the concert. 334 00:23:41,869 --> 00:23:43,447 Just tell her... 335 00:23:44,247 --> 00:23:46,702 Johnny B. said it was okay... 336 00:23:47,124 --> 00:23:50,078 and doors will open. You know what l mean. 337 00:24:01,055 --> 00:24:02,218 Well? 338 00:24:02,723 --> 00:24:03,803 No van. 339 00:24:03,891 --> 00:24:07,141 Step on it. Face wiII caII us as soon as he gets off. 340 00:24:08,271 --> 00:24:12,055 You know, B.A., your gold looks really good on me. 341 00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:13,229 No, it don't. 342 00:24:25,329 --> 00:24:28,366 Man, l never thought l'd get a coffee break. Did you get it? 343 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,001 HANNlBAL: Play it at a slow speed, Face. You'll hear the tumblers. 344 00:24:32,962 --> 00:24:34,373 Can you do it later? 345 00:24:34,463 --> 00:24:35,874 Yeah, l'm working late. 346 00:24:37,216 --> 00:24:39,125 FACE: How you doing, big guy? 347 00:24:41,929 --> 00:24:44,551 We should have taken that job in Saudi Arabia. 348 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,799 Then all we'd have to worry about are camels. 349 00:24:46,893 --> 00:24:48,091 [B.A. growling] 350 00:24:53,357 --> 00:24:54,638 -Cindy, hi. -Hi. 351 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:57,770 l have a copy of a loan agreement l'd like you to put on file. 352 00:24:57,862 --> 00:24:59,653 Oh, sure. Just leave it on my desk. 353 00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:00,937 Thanks. 354 00:25:24,013 --> 00:25:25,756 [Clicking on tape] 355 00:25:29,018 --> 00:25:30,216 FACE: Five... 356 00:25:37,485 --> 00:25:38,730 eight... 357 00:25:42,448 --> 00:25:43,646 three. 358 00:26:17,024 --> 00:26:18,222 l hope you don't mind. 359 00:26:18,317 --> 00:26:21,484 l was just looking at the cars in the photograph. 360 00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:25,856 ClNDY: Yeah, well, Mr. Friendly likes expensive cars. 361 00:26:31,163 --> 00:26:34,248 l've been wanting to do that from the moment l first met you. 362 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,457 Looks like we've got a lot in common. 363 00:26:36,544 --> 00:26:38,204 -Really? -Pumpkin. 364 00:26:50,349 --> 00:26:52,389 Did you get what you were looking for? 365 00:26:53,644 --> 00:26:55,518 l know what you're thinking. 366 00:26:55,605 --> 00:26:58,309 Look, l can explain everything. See it's.... 367 00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:02,397 lt's one of those foolish, crazy things you always read about. 368 00:27:02,904 --> 00:27:04,314 Take him out back. 369 00:27:04,488 --> 00:27:06,066 [Face exclaims] 370 00:27:10,828 --> 00:27:12,951 My chiropractor is gonna love this. 371 00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:17,368 Want to tell me why l find you in my office with my lady... 372 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,835 in under 10 words? 373 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,123 Your lady? Cindy's your lady? Hey, l didn't know. 374 00:27:22,215 --> 00:27:24,836 You know what l do with guys l find messing with Cindy? 375 00:27:24,926 --> 00:27:27,002 Believe me, if l knew Cindy was your lady... 376 00:27:27,094 --> 00:27:28,719 l never would've even looked at her. 377 00:27:28,804 --> 00:27:32,173 The last thing l want is to get caught messing with the boss's girl. 378 00:27:33,601 --> 00:27:34,716 Oh, no. 379 00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:38,678 You wouldn't want to put your best salesman in the hospital, would you? 380 00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:44,066 [Slow instrumental music] 381 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:57,655 FRlENDLY: Yeah? 382 00:28:00,753 --> 00:28:03,244 -Problem? -Well, l don't know. lt could be. 383 00:28:03,756 --> 00:28:06,425 He says his daughter's been begging him for a Porsche. 384 00:28:06,509 --> 00:28:09,878 Brand new, all the extras, including a vanity mirror. 385 00:28:10,263 --> 00:28:11,425 [Laughing] The kid's serious. 386 00:28:11,514 --> 00:28:13,672 On top of 1 2 limos, he wants a Porsche now? 387 00:28:13,766 --> 00:28:14,797 [Friendly laughing] 388 00:28:14,892 --> 00:28:16,007 FRlENDLY: lncredible. 389 00:28:16,102 --> 00:28:18,225 This guy's a walking Christmas morning. 390 00:28:20,815 --> 00:28:22,095 [Clears throat] 391 00:28:23,734 --> 00:28:26,854 Hey, talk about luck, huh? 392 00:28:27,154 --> 00:28:29,610 This guy's gonna make our year in a single day. 393 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:33,740 You tell him his troubles are over. We'll have it for him... 394 00:28:33,828 --> 00:28:35,702 quicker than he can say speed trap. 395 00:28:36,622 --> 00:28:38,781 Speed trap. Right. 396 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:48,749 -See anything? -No. 397 00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:51,713 All l see is a crazy man asking me a stupid question. 398 00:28:52,972 --> 00:28:54,597 l know you're upset, B.A. 399 00:28:54,891 --> 00:28:58,805 l mean, it's especially understandable to someone like me who's experiencing... 400 00:28:58,895 --> 00:29:00,472 his own personal... 401 00:29:00,563 --> 00:29:02,520 sorrow and despair... 402 00:29:02,857 --> 00:29:05,229 but check it out, man. 403 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:07,567 Best way to deal with this... 404 00:29:07,653 --> 00:29:12,114 is not to think of the source of pain as such. 405 00:29:12,325 --> 00:29:14,780 Just clear it out of your mind, totally. 406 00:29:14,869 --> 00:29:19,080 Just like one of them little fizzies that you drop in a glass of water, you know? 407 00:29:19,165 --> 00:29:21,738 Want a bite? Chopped liver. 408 00:29:24,962 --> 00:29:28,378 lt's beautiful, Face, the way you Photostatted old Sam's schedule... 409 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,960 before we got there in the limo. 410 00:29:30,051 --> 00:29:33,052 Well, thanks, Hannibal. l do my best. 411 00:29:33,846 --> 00:29:36,717 HANNlBAL: How come he punched you in the eye but he didn't fire you? 412 00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:40,675 He may be mad but he's not stupid. l sell a lot of cars. 413 00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:45,227 According to this schedule, there should be a truck arriving any minute. 414 00:29:46,192 --> 00:29:49,228 -Full of hot cars. -l'm gonna enjoy this one. 415 00:29:49,403 --> 00:29:51,894 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 416 00:29:54,408 --> 00:29:56,282 B.A.: The trucks are coming. 417 00:30:04,085 --> 00:30:05,876 [Car engine starts] 418 00:30:50,089 --> 00:30:52,331 Now, climb down nice and easy. 419 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:59,223 Probably doesn't even have a permit, right? 420 00:30:59,307 --> 00:31:01,762 l want you to give your boss, Friendly a message. 421 00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:04,134 Tell him he ran into mechanical difficulty. 422 00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:09,316 l suggest he retires and watch out for guys like us. 423 00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:11,895 Let's go, Murdock. 424 00:31:31,714 --> 00:31:34,501 Nobody muscles my action and rips me off. 425 00:31:34,884 --> 00:31:36,129 Listen... 426 00:31:36,552 --> 00:31:40,336 l want those jokers found and put on ice permanently. 427 00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:42,839 And don't stop working on that project. 428 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,804 Your deadline is in a couple of hours, Dirksen. 429 00:31:46,896 --> 00:31:49,731 Mr. Friendly, Johnny B.'s here for his Porsche. 430 00:31:49,815 --> 00:31:51,607 lt ain't here. Tell him it ain't here. 431 00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:52,807 But he's gonna-- 432 00:31:52,902 --> 00:31:55,310 What do you want me to do, give birth to it? 433 00:31:55,404 --> 00:31:56,649 lt's not here! 434 00:31:56,739 --> 00:31:59,491 FACE: Yeah, but l'll tell you-- FRlENDLY: Now, listen. 435 00:31:59,659 --> 00:32:02,410 You're such a terrific salesman and everything. 436 00:32:02,495 --> 00:32:04,618 You want a promotion? You want a raise? 437 00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,864 You go out there and you get him to wait. 438 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:08,286 But.... 439 00:32:19,303 --> 00:32:22,388 l'm real sorry. lt's gonna take another couple of days. 440 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:24,881 HANNlBAL: No Porsche, no deal. 441 00:32:29,689 --> 00:32:30,934 Got a problem. 442 00:32:32,024 --> 00:32:33,816 Johnny says this junks the deal. 443 00:32:33,901 --> 00:32:36,357 FACE: lf he doesn't get a Porsche by this afternoon. 444 00:32:36,445 --> 00:32:38,319 l got those cars on order already. 445 00:32:38,406 --> 00:32:40,149 Believe me, l really feel bad for you. 446 00:32:40,241 --> 00:32:42,447 But the guy kept staring at me through those... 447 00:32:42,535 --> 00:32:44,824 jazzy music business sunglasses, you know? 448 00:32:44,912 --> 00:32:49,076 FACE: Kept telling me that he places a lot of value on a man being as good as his word. 449 00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,333 FACE: Now, frankly, l really don't think there's much l can do. 450 00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:54,827 All right, just wait here for me. 451 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:05,297 DlRKSEN: Yeah, it's here, Sam, but you're making a mistake. 452 00:33:06,267 --> 00:33:09,019 DlRKSEN: lt just got off the street three, four days ago. 453 00:33:09,103 --> 00:33:12,187 FRlENDLY: I know where it's been, jerk. Is it road-ready? 454 00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:16,065 Yeah. Nothing wrong with it. 455 00:33:16,152 --> 00:33:18,643 Good. Get it ready, polish it. 456 00:33:18,821 --> 00:33:21,490 FRlENDLY: MuffIe the noises, gIue it together, the whoIe mess. 457 00:33:21,574 --> 00:33:24,409 CoupIe of days we can pick it up and fence it out of town. 458 00:33:24,493 --> 00:33:25,952 DlRKSEN: Your baII game, Sammy. 459 00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:27,579 Thank you and hey... 460 00:33:28,122 --> 00:33:32,334 call me that name again and l'll cut your face off and sew it on upside down. 461 00:33:41,761 --> 00:33:43,385 [Tapping on car door] 462 00:33:44,931 --> 00:33:46,840 FRlENDLY: Hey, Johnny B. 463 00:33:46,974 --> 00:33:50,557 Listen, l'm really sorry about this misunderstanding. 464 00:33:50,645 --> 00:33:53,562 We've got your car. lt's gonna be here in just a little bit. 465 00:33:53,648 --> 00:33:55,142 How about this? 466 00:33:55,441 --> 00:33:56,770 Listen.... 467 00:33:58,277 --> 00:34:00,270 l hate guys that punch me in the eye. 468 00:34:00,363 --> 00:34:02,651 You're gonna take us to see your friend Dirksen. 469 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,323 HANNlBAL: And off the subject, you really ought to change your name. Friendly? 470 00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:07,988 l mean, that's ridiculous. 471 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,319 Get in. 472 00:34:12,542 --> 00:34:14,949 FRlENDLY: All right. How'd you guys know about Dirksen? 473 00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:19,209 We got him, B.A. We'll be right there to pick you up. 474 00:34:19,382 --> 00:34:21,873 B.A.: Move it, fooI! I want my van back. 475 00:34:25,721 --> 00:34:28,094 [Upbeat instrumental music] 476 00:34:58,170 --> 00:35:01,255 Mr. Friendly, l've decided to give you my notice. 477 00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:03,712 You know how it is. 478 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,636 l just feel we haven't been getting along very well lately. 479 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:16,059 Okay, Murdock's in place to cover us. 480 00:35:17,523 --> 00:35:18,934 We're ready. 481 00:35:26,949 --> 00:35:28,443 Let him through. 482 00:35:42,131 --> 00:35:43,246 FACE: Move! 483 00:35:46,469 --> 00:35:48,129 HANNlBAL: All right, boys. 484 00:35:49,639 --> 00:35:51,299 Your chopping days are over. 485 00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:05,395 B.A.: You're a very lucky man. 486 00:36:05,488 --> 00:36:07,527 l could have been real mad. 487 00:36:07,615 --> 00:36:09,489 Really mad. But... 488 00:36:10,952 --> 00:36:13,953 as it stands, l'm in a pretty good mood. 489 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,033 [Friendly grunts] 490 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:20,288 VlCTOR: Drop the pieces! 491 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:23,161 FACE: Oh, boy. 492 00:36:23,256 --> 00:36:26,007 Wish l was sunning on the banks of the Nile right now. 493 00:36:26,509 --> 00:36:30,293 These clowns thought they could muscle into our operation, Mr. V. 494 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:33,258 Ripped off today's shipment and tried to close us down. 495 00:36:33,349 --> 00:36:36,220 And it looks like they were doing a pretty good job of it. 496 00:36:36,519 --> 00:36:38,808 What about our other project? Any trouble? 497 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:40,059 HANNlBAL: Mr. V. 498 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:43,023 Mr. Tony Victor. 499 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:47,402 Up for a grand jury inquiry pretty soon, huh? 500 00:36:47,905 --> 00:36:49,020 Tax evasion? 501 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,069 You know. 502 00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:53,822 That's way big Al got it, Tony baby. 503 00:36:58,499 --> 00:37:00,492 VlCTOR: You got quite a mouth, pal. 504 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:02,957 Maybe l ought to do something about that. 505 00:37:03,296 --> 00:37:04,838 l owe these guys. 506 00:37:05,172 --> 00:37:07,628 VlCTOR: Yeah, sure. Why not. 507 00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:11,801 Retire them with flowers. 508 00:37:12,471 --> 00:37:14,547 Okay, put on the uniforms. 509 00:37:14,974 --> 00:37:17,132 [Tense instrumental music] 510 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,300 Flowers. 511 00:37:24,192 --> 00:37:26,398 MURDOCK: l don't know what my wife did to it. 512 00:37:26,485 --> 00:37:29,937 MURDOCK: l don't know nothing about cars. l sure am glad you came for it. 513 00:37:30,031 --> 00:37:33,696 MURDOCK: Boy, l'm just a dummy when it comes to mechanics. 514 00:37:36,162 --> 00:37:38,997 MURDOCK: Whatever you can do, l'd be real grateful. 515 00:37:39,415 --> 00:37:41,075 [Engine revving] 516 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:44,158 Check that oil while you're at it. 517 00:37:46,505 --> 00:37:47,834 [Rifle clicking] 518 00:37:48,716 --> 00:37:50,709 l don't like being late for funerals. 519 00:37:51,219 --> 00:37:52,547 We don't have much time. 520 00:37:54,931 --> 00:37:57,338 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 521 00:38:01,854 --> 00:38:03,183 [Car engine starting] 522 00:38:08,236 --> 00:38:09,481 Okay. 523 00:38:09,779 --> 00:38:13,195 You guys wanted to see my other operation so bad. 524 00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:15,825 We're gonna show you. 525 00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:22,204 [Slow instrumental music] 526 00:38:28,214 --> 00:38:30,503 All right, hold it right there. 527 00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:33,755 FRlENDLY: Now, before we drop your blood pressure, boys... 528 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,762 l want to know who you work for and why you're here. 529 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:40,382 lf you want us to tell you what you need to know before you bury us... 530 00:38:40,476 --> 00:38:42,718 you've been eating too many nut rolls, fellow. 531 00:38:42,812 --> 00:38:45,219 You must be watching too many old Cagney films. 532 00:38:45,314 --> 00:38:46,643 l said talk! 533 00:38:46,816 --> 00:38:48,144 Or what, you'll kill us? 534 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:51,850 [Car horn honking] 535 00:38:52,989 --> 00:38:54,364 Tell them we're closed. 536 00:39:01,497 --> 00:39:03,406 [Car horn honking continues] 537 00:39:06,127 --> 00:39:07,502 DlRKSEN: We're closed, buddy. 538 00:39:07,587 --> 00:39:09,295 Oh, shoot! 539 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,543 lsn't it the case, man? 540 00:39:10,631 --> 00:39:13,418 MURDOCK: Every time l want something this place is closed. 541 00:39:13,509 --> 00:39:16,214 lt's enough to make a guy feel paranoid. 542 00:39:16,304 --> 00:39:18,759 [Dramatic instrumental music] 543 00:39:32,862 --> 00:39:36,397 All right, drop the hog irons, pilgrims. 544 00:39:37,450 --> 00:39:39,857 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 545 00:40:02,808 --> 00:40:04,552 Well, look what we've done. 546 00:40:04,644 --> 00:40:07,265 Look what we've done, and look what l found. 547 00:40:09,482 --> 00:40:11,937 Now, where's my plant? Has anybody seen my plant? 548 00:40:12,026 --> 00:40:14,647 Murdock, it's in the van, nice and safe. 549 00:40:14,737 --> 00:40:18,735 lt's a good thing. l don't know what l'd have done if they hurt the little fellow. 550 00:40:21,661 --> 00:40:23,653 l'm gonna use your body as my car bumper. 551 00:40:23,746 --> 00:40:28,159 When l get finished with your boss, Mr. Un-Friendly, l'm gonna take care of you. 552 00:40:29,085 --> 00:40:32,703 What we want to know is, what is Tony Victor up to? 553 00:40:32,838 --> 00:40:35,127 -You talking about the gangster? -Yeah. 554 00:40:35,508 --> 00:40:39,173 Him and two of his hoods dressed as cops pulled out of here in a squad car. 555 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:42,678 He said something about not wanting to miss a funeral. 556 00:40:42,849 --> 00:40:46,052 The question is, whose funeral? And why go as cops? 557 00:40:47,061 --> 00:40:50,015 Remember Tawnia telling us that Judge Holloway died last week? 558 00:40:50,106 --> 00:40:52,941 That was the judge that was sitting on Victor's grand jury. 559 00:40:53,025 --> 00:40:54,520 Holloway's funeral's today... 560 00:40:54,777 --> 00:40:58,561 and the DA who's coming hard down on Victor is gonna be there. 561 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:03,365 Victor's not crazy enough to try and take out a DA at the judge's funeral. 562 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:05,488 You're right, he's crazy enough. 563 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:08,580 l think we better pay our respects to the dearly departed... 564 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,742 before there's a whole lot more of them. 565 00:41:12,753 --> 00:41:13,951 Face... 566 00:41:15,214 --> 00:41:17,041 look at that old hearse over there. 567 00:41:17,466 --> 00:41:21,250 What a great way for four wanted guys to get into a funeraI fuII of cops. 568 00:41:21,888 --> 00:41:24,379 [Upbeat instrumental music] 569 00:41:47,788 --> 00:41:49,448 [Buzzing] 570 00:41:55,504 --> 00:41:57,248 [Drill whirring] 571 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:15,022 [Motor whirring] 572 00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:48,549 Nice day for a funeral. 573 00:42:48,641 --> 00:42:51,512 Hey, l don't like cemeteries. lt's too quiet. 574 00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:53,144 lt won't be for long. 575 00:42:53,229 --> 00:42:56,479 Judge HoIIoway's services shouId be up there, with that group. 576 00:42:56,566 --> 00:42:58,108 There they are. 577 00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:05,405 VlCTOR: lt's those guys at Dirksen's. 578 00:43:06,993 --> 00:43:09,662 [Tense instrumental music] 579 00:43:24,844 --> 00:43:26,883 [Police siren wailing] 580 00:43:43,696 --> 00:43:45,356 [Gunshots] 581 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:12,256 [Upbeat instrumental music] 582 00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:55,682 [Police siren wailing] 583 00:44:58,437 --> 00:45:01,557 Colonel, we got company! 584 00:45:02,024 --> 00:45:03,898 FACE: Now, that's gratitude for you. 585 00:45:03,985 --> 00:45:05,894 HANNlBAL: Yeah, but it was a terrific funeral. 586 00:45:26,007 --> 00:45:28,924 COP: Hey, what do you know, we just nailed Tony Victor. 587 00:45:32,096 --> 00:45:33,721 DAVEY: Thank you, guys for helping me. 588 00:45:33,806 --> 00:45:35,051 HANNlBAL: lt was a pleasure. 589 00:45:35,141 --> 00:45:39,470 It makes my day when we put guys Iike Tony V. and FriendIy in the sIammer. 590 00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:42,688 Yeah, l wouldn't want to buy no used car from that fool. 591 00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:44,018 Now, you get it together. 592 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:45,935 You don't have to worry about that, B.A. 593 00:45:46,027 --> 00:45:48,315 Looks like it's time to say our farewells. 594 00:45:52,533 --> 00:45:53,909 TAWNlA: Aren't you coming, B.A.? 595 00:45:53,993 --> 00:45:56,484 B.A.: Are you joking? l don't say goodbye to no plants. 596 00:46:02,543 --> 00:46:05,544 Hannibal, we had such good times together, you know? 597 00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:09,798 Captain, we all have to go out on our own sometimes. 598 00:46:09,884 --> 00:46:11,426 l know. 599 00:46:11,552 --> 00:46:12,667 [Sniffs] 600 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:16,964 The little guy's gonna be all right, Murdock. 601 00:46:17,058 --> 00:46:20,308 He's got plenty of fresh air, sunshine, nice view. 602 00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:22,010 Thanks, Face. 603 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:26,565 l'll stop by on my way home from work and look in on him. 604 00:46:27,026 --> 00:46:28,651 Appreciate that. 605 00:46:30,738 --> 00:46:31,936 Well... 606 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:33,901 l promise you... 607 00:46:34,367 --> 00:46:36,276 l'll come back to see you every year. 608 00:46:36,369 --> 00:46:38,527 Don't you laugh at me now. 609 00:46:41,332 --> 00:46:45,626 We'll just sit out under that old warm sun, you and me together and we'll, you know.... 610 00:46:45,795 --> 00:46:47,455 WeII, you be good, now. 611 00:46:47,547 --> 00:46:52,007 And l want you to be nice to dogs that pass by in the night, okay. 612 00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,963 [Sentimental instrumental music] 613 00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:02,931 MURDOCK: Hey, B.A... 614 00:47:03,229 --> 00:47:06,479 don't you want to go say goodbye to the little guy? 615 00:47:06,691 --> 00:47:08,648 l don't talk to no plants, sucker. 616 00:47:08,734 --> 00:47:10,644 But he's almost a member of the team. 617 00:47:10,736 --> 00:47:14,236 He used to watch over the van when it was afraid and alone. 618 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:17,200 Like l said, crazy man, l don't talk to no plants. 619 00:47:17,493 --> 00:47:19,652 Can't you go over and say, see you? 620 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,643 [Theme music]