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(Briggs) Hey, Smith, you played
out your last tricks on Decker.
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[tires screeching]
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[sirens wailing]
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Get out of the way
or we're going through you.
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Fighting fires
can be very dangerous.
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I need your help.
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♪ I'm Fireman Fred ♪♪
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Help.
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[exclaiming]
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Don't be afraid,
little brother.
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Only you
can prevent forest fires.
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In order to catch the A-Team, you
gotta put yourself in their skin.
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You look great in rubber.
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Let's see if we can
put some heat in this fire.
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I'll check your pressure.
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Give me this thing.
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[grunting]
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[horn honking]
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Fire in the hole,
me mateys.
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(male narrator) In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime
they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles
underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire
the A-Team.
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[gun firing]
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[alarm bells ringing]
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[buzzing]
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[engine starting]
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[siren wailing]
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[horn blowing]
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[siren wailing]
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Here they come,
right on schedule.
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And look at that,
a police escort.
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Today is the end.
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I want that contract.
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There's a fire up the road. Get
these vehicles out of the way.
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Fire?
Where, where's the fire?
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I didn't see a fire. Did you
guys see a fire anywhere here?
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(Palin) No, it must be that
old abandoned warehouse...
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down by the junction.
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Yeah, it's a real tinderbox,
I hear.
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Gee, that's a terrible shame.
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You know, that's probably gonna be burned
to the ground before you even get there.
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Okay. So it's an
abandoned warehouse.
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What about tomorrow when it's a house
full of kids? You gonna stop us then?
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That, my friend,
is up to the pretty lady.
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Look, Kelsey, you either get out of
the way or we're going through you.
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Hey, I want to give you
a little advice, baby.
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Fighting fires can be
very, very dangerous.
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You might even end up
in a hospital.
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Whoever heard of a lady
fire chief, anyhow?
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[Palin laughing]
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We're going through them.
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Your operation is history.
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Mr. Smith?
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(Hannibal) I see you
followed the instructions...
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Mr. Lee gave you,
Miss Sanders.
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Hannibal Smith,
at your service.
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I don't believe this. I'm standing
here talking to a six foot candle.
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[footsteps approaching]
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Miss, if you're thinking about hiring the
A-Team, I'm afraid you're out of luck.
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I'm Colonel Briggs, United States Army,
and the men you're looking for...
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are federal fugitives
wanted by the military.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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[clanking]
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(Briggs)
I know you're in here, Smith.
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Hey, Smith...
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you played out your last
tricks on Lynch and Decker.
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[thudding]
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I don't believe
this is happening.
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He's not here, sir.
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I thought you said somebody saw
Smith come in here, Captain.
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Move it out.
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Colonel Briggs?
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A new face on the block
is always a welcome change.
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You just found The A-Team,
Miss Sanders.
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If you'll follow me, I have some
friends waiting in the back.
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Come on.
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Well, we were right.
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Decker's been replaced.
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Somebody else has got
a shot at our golden gooses.
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Or golden turkeys.
That's nice.
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No, you don't.
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I've got this gig until noon, and
I've got three more heads to finish.
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Including yours.
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You know, old chap, we're getting
a bit cramped here. Rather.
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A lack of head room,
you know?
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What, what, what?
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What's the matter, Murdock,
you don't like the company?
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I hate to interrupt an artist, but the
M.P.'s just came out of the next room...
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led by Decker's replacement,
a Colonel Briggs.
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Great!
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Just when I start
enjoying my work...
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they show up
and ruin everything.
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Captain, check the alley.
Thank you, Colonel.
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Would someone mind telling me
what's going on here?
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First, it's the guy
in the Chinese laundry...
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then it's the fisherman on the pier,
and now it's the headless horseman.
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I don't think this is exactly
what I had in mind.
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Well, welcome to the
10:00 matinee.
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There are a lot of people out there
looking for us, Miss Sanders.
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Some of them need our help...
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but some of them
are the military...
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who want to throw us in the
slammer and throw away the key.
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Now,
we can't be too careful.
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If you want to talk, fine.
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If you don't, I'm sure you
can find your way out.
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I need your help.
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Now, according to Mr. Lee,
you're about to lose...
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a fire contract with a town
called Haleyville...
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because of a guy
named Kelsey.
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Yeah, Roy Kelsey.
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He manages
Tri-State Fire Prevention.
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They contract out their services to a
number of smaller towns and cities...
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who can't afford to maintain
their own fire departments.
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Have fire engine,
will travel.
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Kelsey came to see me
about a month ago.
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He offered to buy out
my contract.
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He even offered to pay me more
than the contract was worth.
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And when you didn't accept his
offer, you hit a streak of luck.
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All of it bad.
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Right.
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Already half of my men
have been scared off.
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And Tri-State has managed to delay our
response time on our last three times out.
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Why does this guy Kelsey want
this fire contract so badly?
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I don't know.
Then“
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You're wondering why I didn't take the
money and walk away with the profit.
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Exactly.
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It cost me a lot to build up a
hard-working, professional fire company.
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My men and I are willing to lay
it on the line every time out.
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Now, Tri-State may be bigger and
they may have newer equipment...
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but I doubt that they're very big
in the dedication department.
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How did you get into this line
of work, Miss Sanders?
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You mean, what's a nice girl like
me doing running a fire department?
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You heard that one before?
Yeah.
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And usually from men.
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You don't think a woman
can do the job, do you, Smith?
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I didn't say that.
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00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,579
Colonel, we got bogies
coming in low and sideways.
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Tell B.A. to get
that van ready. Come on.
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Come on, Van Gogh.
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Halt or I'll open fire!
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Go!
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[tires squealing]
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Man, this guy's
worse than Decker.
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(Hannibal) It's gonna be interesting.
Go, B.A.
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Hey, wait a minute.
What about taking the job?
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[tires screeching]
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00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,828
(Casey) Annie, you said these guys
are being chased by the military.
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I mean, now that the military knows your name
there's no way the A-Team's gonna show up.
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00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,063
I suppose you're right.
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(Jennings) We can't stand up
to this slime Kelsey anymore.
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00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,332
We said we'd hang in here until
you contacted the A-Team.
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Without their help it's over.
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We lost.
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00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,707
Look, I can understand you guys
wanting to back out, but...
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00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:23,476
what happens the next time
that alarm...
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comes in and there's
nobody left to man that truck?
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00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,442
[sighing]
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00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:30,215
We're talking about
people's lives here.
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00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:33,281
If we roll on another call who's
gonna take care of our families...
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00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,384
after Kelsey
takes care of us?
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No.
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00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,088
Sorry, Annie.
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00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,364
They're right, Annie.
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But I won't leave you here alone.
Not with Kelsey out there.
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Thanks.
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It's never a good idea
to give in to threats.
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I didn't think you were
going to show up.
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00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,706
Well, we never turn down
an invitation to a party.
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Guys like Kelsey are only around
because they carry a big stick.
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We know how to handle that.
Yeah.
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00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,386
But you're only four guys.
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That's right.
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00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,295
B.A., do you think you could
teach me how to do that?
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(B.A.)
Man, get off me, man.
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I don't believe it.
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I thought you said the army
was after these guys.
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I mean, we don't have any money to
pay them. What are they doing here?
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00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,475
Well,
let's not question it.
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They're here.
That's all that matters.
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Boy, I don't know,
Hannibal.
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A fire truck, a ladder,
hoses, a pump.
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What do we know
about putting out fires?
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00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,865
What do we know
about fire fighting?
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00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:51,130
What do we know? We know
everything, and we know nothing.
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00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,797
But it does not matter,
for behold.
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I have a secret weapon
that puts out fire...
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00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:02,511
and it is better than
anybody else's secret weapon.
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00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,571
Secret weapon?
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00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:06,050
Fool ain't got no secret
weapon, he just crazy.
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00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,381
B.A.
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00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,251
You know that I do not lie.
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00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:12,154
And if I say I have
a secret weapon...
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00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,385
I have a secret weapon.
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00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:15,890
[birds chirping]
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00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,090
Well...
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let's see if we can put some
heat on this fireman Kelsey.
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00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,999
He's on the jazz, man.
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00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,868
Hannibal's on the jazz.
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00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,266
[sighing]
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00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,971
[alarm buzzing]
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00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,275
Go ahead.
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00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,281
(Bellows) Annie, this
is Sheriff Bellows.
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00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,909
You got a two-alarmer.
472 Millbrook.
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00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,454
Well, Sheriff, I'm not sure
if we can--
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00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,387
We'll be right there.
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00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,548
Come on.
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00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,728
Come on, Face.
You look great in rubber.
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00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:55,097
Oh, my tailor will love this.
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00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,239
[alarm bells ringing]
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00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,676
Move over. I'm driving.
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00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,776
Did you hear that?
A two-alarmer.
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00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,047
I said a two-alarmer.
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00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,959
[sirens wailing]
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00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,879
That was Sheriff Bellows.
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00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,539
The two-alarmer
on South Millbrook.
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00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,242
He says
they're rolling on it.
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00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,806
Now, I thought
we shut them down.
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00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,378
Okay, now, if they're rolling that means
it's just Sanders, one or two others.
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00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,253
That's all.
I'll take care of it.
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00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,313
Do that.
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00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,425
[sirens wailing]
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00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,404
Looks like
a welcoming committee.
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00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,136
[tires squealing]
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00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:16,876
[cocking gun]
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00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,211
That's a nice way to put
out a fire, Colonel.
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00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,049
Yeah, isn't it?
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00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,419
[gun firing]
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00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,638
[crashing]
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00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,080
[tires screeching]
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00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:08,796
You tell your boss, Kelsey, if he's
smart he'll take an early retirement.
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00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,228
Let's go, Murdock.
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00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,281
[coughing]
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00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,955
Help!
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00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,016
[exclaiming]
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00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,133
[coughing]
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00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,165
Help him, please. Help him.
Get back.
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00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,747
Where's B.A.?
246
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,416
He's up there
with the child.
247
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,354
Don't be afraid, little brother,
I'm gonna bring you down.
248
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,727
We need some power on this.
Got it.
249
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,299
[creaking]
250
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,438
[explosion]
251
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,819
[coughing]
252
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,057
Thank you!
253
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,822
You all right?
Yeah.
254
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,492
If those fools had stopped
us, the kid would be dead.
255
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,904
(Farnell) You said you'd
have the contracts by now.
256
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,843
You make promises to a client
like Vince Rogan, you deliver.
257
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,314
Hey, I get paid, I do the job,
all right?
258
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,440
Well, then do it.
259
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:07,315
We're not talking about taking out the L.A.
Fire Department.
260
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,855
This is a hick one-engine
company run by a woman.
261
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,083
I love it, man.
262
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:14,126
You sit behind that fat desk
sweating and belly-aching.
263
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:17,219
I'm the one down here getting shot
at by these lunatics she hired.
264
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,163
Well, shall I pass
that message on to Mr. Rogan?
265
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,027
Shall I tell him you can't
handle this little problem?
266
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,594
Hey, watch it, Farnell.
Don't threaten me, man.
267
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,196
I'm not afraid of you.
268
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,673
Well, you have
no reason to be afraid of me.
269
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:33,803
We both have very good reason to be afraid
of Mr. Rogan if we don't take care of this.
270
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:34,846
[knock on door]
271
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:35,846
What is it?
272
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:39,179
Couple of guys out here say they're from
the Fire Commissioner's Department.
273
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,049
(Kelsey) All right, I
gotta call you back.
274
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,384
Just get the blueprints, man.
Just get the blueprints.
275
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,752
Mr. Kelsey?
276
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,791
State Fire Inspector
McKellan.
277
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,760
We're here to inspect the
premises for fire violations.
278
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,353
Fire violations?
279
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,896
This is a fire department.
I know.
280
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,868
No one likes to talk about it.
It's so embarrassing.
281
00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:01,566
But just last week
we lost Fire Station 833.
282
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,438
Total loss.
Burned to the ground.
283
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,843
Faulty wiring in the fire
chief's drip coffee machine.
284
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,612
Insulation here
is wearing a little thin, too.
285
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,851
Who's the goofball
in the raincoat?
286
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,113
That's Fireman Fred.
287
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,883
We sent out circulars to all
the fires stations listing...
288
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:19,117
Fireman Fred's
12 safety rules.
289
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,986
You do have them posted?
290
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:24,662
That face should be hanging
throughout this station.
291
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,400
What, have I got
water on the brain?
292
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,163
You expect me to buy this?
293
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,501
I need to see your state contractor's
license and date of birth, please.
294
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:35,631
For what?
295
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:40,008
Refusal to cooperate with an officially
sanctioned inspection of said premises.
296
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,307
A 10-93.
297
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,973
Wait, wait a minute, man.
298
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,743
I didn't say
I wasn't gonna cooperate.
299
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,375
Excuse me.
300
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,247
Hey, what are you doing?
301
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:53,656
Listen, it's just that things
are up to code around here.
302
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,420
We...
What's going on here?
303
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,485
Filth.
Pure filth.
304
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,766
We were inspected a couple of months
ago by some guy named Greenwald.
305
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,961
(Face) Greenwald. Right.
Poor fellow.
306
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,006
He came home from work and found
his wife had gone off to Mexico.
307
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,836
With the gardener.
308
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,877
When they found him, he'd
eaten his inspection reports.
309
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,742
He's never been
quite the same.
310
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:18,374
I don't suppose, my good man, that you
ever heard of instantaneous combustion.
311
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:22,853
That's not to be confused with internal
combustion, but he's broken my rule number nine.
312
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,719
Number nine?
313
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,623
Never leave newspapers
lying about.
314
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,628
Oh, we were meaning to
throw those out, actually.
315
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,357
Meaning to? Meaning to?
316
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,059
Do you know that there are
a thousand tragic cases...
317
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,726
of meaning to
in the naked city?
318
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,066
Why don't you just step outside...
(Murdock) Newspapers!
319
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,401
Until we've conducted
our little inspection?
320
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,170
Newspapers.
I hate newspapers.
321
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:47,768
I'll see what I can do to get him to
keep it off the inspection report.
322
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,042
And I'll check your pressure.
323
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,981
Fine.
324
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,185
Murdock.
325
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,692
Stock market's up.
326
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,659
Yeah.
Well, tell your broker.
327
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,977
These guys are weird.
328
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,415
All right, why don't you go in there and
see if these clowns have finished up yet.
329
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:27,850
(Palin)
Are you...
330
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,723
Your pressure's a little low.
331
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:36,686
And remember, only you
can prevent forest fires.
332
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:40,364
♪ I'm Fireman Fred,
and if you watch ♪
333
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:44,300
♪ I'm dressed in red,
I'm Fireman Fred ♪♪
334
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,440
B.A., I think Face and Murdock have
been asleep a couple of hours.
335
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:55,572
Why don't you hit it?
We're all on 24-hour watch.
336
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,706
Gotta finish my work,
man.
337
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,441
[grunting]
338
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,177
[metallic clanking]
339
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,179
This guy Briggs bothers me.
340
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:05,718
Yeah?
341
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,017
Go ahead, B.A.
342
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,484
[sighing]
343
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,024
B.A.?
344
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,193
Is he married?
345
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:21,933
Who knows?
346
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,546
What's the matter, Colonel,
don't you sleep?
347
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,090
I'll get to it.
348
00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,491
I didn't get a chance
to tell you...
349
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,520
but you really know
how to work a fire hose.
350
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:45,920
For a woman?
351
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,932
Now, you wave that flag any harder,
you're gonna break the pole.
352
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,664
You're right.
I'm sorry.
353
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,666
I guess I just have a tendency
to overreact sometimes.
354
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,241
I think I'm just tired of being
perceived as a woman doing a man's job.
355
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:05,975
Well, I'll tell you something.
You're starting to impress me.
356
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:07,953
Just starting to?
357
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,812
Work on me.
358
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,763
You pushed Kelsey pretty hard back there.
He's gonna push back.
359
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,055
We'll be ready.
360
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,125
I can't afford to have you guys
get me through every roadblock...
361
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,499
that Kelsey puts up.
362
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,538
What's gonna happen
in a week or a month...
363
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,335
when you're no longer
on the payroll?
364
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,466
Don't worry.
365
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:33,406
By that time, Kelsey will just
be a bad memory.
366
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:36,313
The thing about Kelsey is...
367
00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:39,780
to figure out why does he want
this fire contract.
368
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,445
I know you're not making
that much money out of it.
369
00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:47,151
Could I ask you something,
Smith?
370
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:48,317
Sure.
371
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,323
Why do you do
what you do?
372
00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,188
Call it survival.
373
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:58,061
Wanna bet if you weren't wanted
you'd still be doing it?
374
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:00,528
Bet?
375
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,338
What do you wanna put up?
376
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:05,840
What you got in mind?
377
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,277
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, B.A.
378
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,680
I'm sorry, man,
but that cot is taken.
379
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,987
I don't see nobody
sleeping there, fool.
380
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:23,084
No, no, no, no, B.A.,
you don't want that cot.
381
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:25,289
You want one of those nice,
soft, comfy cots...
382
00:24:25,363 --> 00:24:27,559
down the other end
of the room, all right?
383
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:31,298
I don't want one of them.
I want this cot, fool.
384
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:33,997
[speaking Italian]
385
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:35,631
Get that thing out of my cot.
386
00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:39,007
Hey, hey, could you fellows
put a hold on it?
387
00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:41,205
I'm trying to listen
to Rubenstein's performance...
388
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:43,077
of Brahms'
Second Piano Concerto.
389
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,480
I prefer Ashkenazy.
Now, see what you did.
390
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:50,815
Look, you woke up my secret
weapon, Little Squirt.
391
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:53,449
This ain't nothing but a
seltzer bottle, fool.
392
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:56,551
Give me,
give me this thing.
393
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:57,618
[grunting]
394
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,465
[groaning]
395
00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:08,163
Well, if you really
want that cot...
396
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:10,106
I guess it's okay.
397
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,506
[growling]
398
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:15,242
[screaming]
399
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:16,810
[alarm bells ringing]
400
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:19,977
Someone just reported a fire in a
field on the outskirts of town.
401
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:23,146
It's three miles north of the
railroad crossing. Let's roll.
402
00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:24,416
You can't go.
403
00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:26,719
Casey, I want you
to stay here with her.
404
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,555
What do you mean, I can't go?
405
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,756
This is my job. It's my fire company.
It's my job to fight fires.
406
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:34,891
Yeah, but we're not fighting a
fire, we're fighting a war.
407
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,890
[squeaking]
408
00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:41,198
B.A., catch.
409
00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:52,913
♪ I'm Fireman Fred, and if
they ask, I'm dressed in red ♪
410
00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:54,383
♪ I'm Fireman Fred ♪♪
411
00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:55,749
Thanks.
412
00:25:58,189 --> 00:26:00,681
Okay, let's go.
Murdock, you get the door.
413
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:07,398
[siren wailing]
414
00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:08,899
[horn blowing]
415
00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:12,494
[siren wailing]
416
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,672
I don't want any screw-ups this time.
Now, let's go. Let's get 'em.
417
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:18,766
All right.
418
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:42,161
Cute little dustbuster
you got here, pal.
419
00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:44,531
What're you planning, to
knock off apples from trees?
420
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:45,627
[birds chirping]
421
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:48,264
No, not really.
I use it to spray lice.
422
00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:52,273
(Kelsey) You given any fire
inspections lately, inspector?
423
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,778
Small world, isn't it?
424
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:56,644
But Face, don't you think
this needs a trim?
425
00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:59,143
You're a bunch of
real wise guys, aren't you?
426
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,117
You know, I keep wondering...
427
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:04,645
why you want this
small fire contract so badly.
428
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:06,457
There's no money in it.
429
00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:08,959
Now, if you'd like
a nice little business...
430
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:12,463
there's a T-Eleven store
down the street for sale.
431
00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:14,828
Bury these guys, will you?
Just bury them.
432
00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:18,301
Face, I think,
Kelsey's choir is all here.
433
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,202
Remote controlled detonator.
434
00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:27,670
Guess what? Your station
just caught on fire.
435
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:30,875
I suggest you boys better hurry
back before it burns to the ground.
436
00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:33,418
They're bluffing.
Got a match?
437
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,083
Henry?
438
00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:43,684
Henry, this is Kelsey.
Are you there?
439
00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:46,823
Henry, pick up the mike and talk to me.
This is Kelsey.
440
00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:48,990
(Henry) I can't, boss.
We got a fire here.
441
00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:50,796
The station's on fire.
442
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,837
Let's get out of here.
Let's go, move it.
443
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:55,396
Go.
444
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,475
[siren wailing]
445
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,666
[laughing]
446
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,544
[horn blowing]
447
00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:15,649
What a shame.
448
00:28:16,594 --> 00:28:17,891
I guess they're right.
449
00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:20,457
Most fires happen in the home.
450
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:21,522
Ha-ha.
451
00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:23,557
[chuckling]
452
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:29,139
(Farnell) Okay, Kelsey. I
got those blueprints.
453
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,470
No more excuses.
454
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:33,677
I told Mr. Rogan all ls going
according to plan.
455
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:34,735
[clicking]
456
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,581
B.A., you better take care
of that box.
457
00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:44,748
See, Face planted a bug in Kelsey's
office, and we taped this conversation...
458
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:47,622
you just listened to, before
the building burned down.
459
00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:49,217
I don't understand.
460
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:52,495
But it's starting
to get a little scary.
461
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,999
What does one of the biggest
mobsters in the country...
462
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:58,058
like Vince Rogan, have to do with
Kelsey taking over my contract?
463
00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:01,231
I mean, the guy's sitting in a jail
cell 200 miles away from here.
464
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,640
Yeah, but didn't I read in the
papers he goes to trial today?
465
00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,739
Vince Rogan.
466
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:10,176
Guy makes a shark look like a box of
brownies at a Girl Scout jamboree.
467
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:14,276
So we get this fleabag named Kelsey
who's trying to take over...
468
00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:17,049
a small-town
fire department contract...
469
00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:21,353
who takes orders from a lawyer named
Farnell, who according to this tape...
470
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,359
works for Rogan.
471
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,120
Makes a lot of sense, huh?
472
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,729
[footsteps approaching]
473
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,725
We heard about the fire
out at Kelsey's.
474
00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:33,294
How? It didn't even
go out on the wire yet.
475
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:34,668
He called us.
476
00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:36,537
I thought they'd
like to know.
477
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,236
Sure wish we'd been
out there to see it.
478
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,239
If you'll have us back, Annie,
we're ready to go.
479
00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:45,078
I owe you one.
480
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,884
Make it two.
481
00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:49,417
We gotta go.
482
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,086
(Annie)
Where you going?
483
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:54,855
To see Rogan's lawyer
about some blueprints.
484
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:57,657
Murdock will stay here
and watch out for things.
485
00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:59,052
(Annie)
Smith...
486
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,730
you're starting
to impress me.
487
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:04,860
Just starting to?
488
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,397
Work on me.
Bet on it.
489
00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:22,251
I'm going to be
with Mr. Rogan, Alma.
490
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,311
I should be back
in a couple of hours.
491
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:25,754
Yes, Mr. Farnell.
492
00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:33,088
[tires screeching]
493
00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:42,464
Got an order here
to deliver...
494
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,640
a Master Deluxe...
495
00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:48,007
B-697.
496
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:49,975
I beg your pardon?
497
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:51,746
It's a safe, lady.
498
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,519
Mr. Farnell
wanted a new model.
499
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:58,885
Now, we told him
we could put it in Monday.
500
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:02,956
But, no, he wants to have it
before the weekend.
501
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:06,019
He never mentioned anything to me.
There must be some mistake.
502
00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,258
Yeah, well I got
a work order here, lady...
503
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,334
and I got
five other jobs...
504
00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:13,371
backlogged behind me.
So you just sign the order...
505
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,133
and we'll put the safe in.
506
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,698
Well, I'm not sure
Mr. Farnell wants this.
507
00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:19,435
Uh-huh.
508
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:21,537
Okay.
509
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,245
Let's bring it in, B.A.
510
00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:29,115
(B.A.)
How do I look?
511
00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:33,249
Look good. Come on, yeah.
512
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,252
Cut left.
Right.
513
00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:36,487
Yeah.
514
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,354
Come on. Keep coming.
Now cut right.
515
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:42,024
Yeah, yeah, okay.
516
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,068
I'm gonna drop it.
Yeah, set it down.
517
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:46,069
Just a minute.
You can't do that.
518
00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:48,868
Mr. Farnell will be back here
in two hours.
519
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:52,308
I'm sure if you come back then
he'll be very happy to help you.
520
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:55,074
Okay, set it down, B.A.
521
00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:57,171
[both grunting]
522
00:31:57,515 --> 00:31:58,505
Okay.
523
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:03,112
Okay, have it your way.
524
00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:07,991
But you explain to Mr. Farnell
why he's got his old...
525
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:11,429
B-289...
526
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:15,933
and not his new B-697.
527
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:20,802
And when your boss calls my boss to
scream at him, you tell him why...
528
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,499
he hasn't got his safe.
529
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,207
[panting]
530
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,338
Now, one, two, three.
531
00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:31,215
Wait a minute.
532
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:37,988
I suppose it's all right. Only Mr.
Farnell locked his door...
533
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:39,717
and I don't have a key.
534
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:40,986
Uh-huh.
535
00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:43,758
Okay, you got it, B.A.?
(B.A.) Yeah.
536
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:44,818
Okay.
537
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,066
[grunting]
538
00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:52,159
[crashing]
539
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,330
[chuckling]
540
00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:00,911
It ain't locked no more.
541
00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:02,774
[grunting]
542
00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:06,682
[panting]
543
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:09,515
Where's the safe?
It's behind there.
544
00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:12,856
Have it in in a minute.
545
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,731
It ain't gonna fit.
546
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,203
It figures.
547
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:35,871
He ordered the wrong size.
548
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:40,142
We'll have to go back to the
warehouse and get the right size.
549
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,413
Won't be long.
550
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,015
Just make sure
you clean up afterwards.
551
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:52,252
Mr. Farnell
hates a dirty office.
552
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:36,038
Face said he'd need
about an hour.
553
00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:37,802
Let's get back
to the station and...
554
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:39,843
see if anything's
happened with Kelsey.
555
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,081
[police siren wailing
in the distance]
556
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,703
Annie.
557
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:13,707
Annie?
558
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:15,879
(Briggs)
She's right here, Smith.
559
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,177
(Ross) Bring in the car
and block the van.
560
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:22,083
I don't believe it, sir,
but as usual, you're right.
561
00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:26,482
In order to catch The A-Team, Captain,
you gotta put yourself in their skin.
562
00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:28,518
Lost you back there, Smith.
563
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:31,321
I thought it was gonna take me
a long time to find you.
564
00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:33,090
I.D.'d the girl.
565
00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:35,325
I knew that you'd know that.
566
00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:37,163
You do insane things, Smith.
567
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:39,829
That's why I figured you'd come
back here and try to help her.
568
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:41,599
What is with you?
569
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:44,869
How can you give up 20 years of
your life in a military prison...
570
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,137
to come back here?
571
00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:49,510
That would require an understanding
of the human condition.
572
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,874
I'm surprised the thought
crossed your mind, Briggs.
573
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,146
Let me tell you something,
Smith.
574
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:59,019
All that garbage about Lynch and
Decker admiring you and the others...
575
00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:01,218
when they were chasing you,
that's stupid.
576
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:02,760
Yeah, what happened to Decker?
577
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,955
They ship him to Alaska
'cause he didn't catch us?
578
00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:06,394
Get them out of here.
579
00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:08,364
Hannibal, I'm sorry.
580
00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:10,161
They got here
before I could do anything.
581
00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:11,759
That's okay.
582
00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:16,238
I was looking forward to the opportunity
of introducing myself to the Colonel.
583
00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:19,436
Look, The A-Team came here to help me.
Doesn't that count for anything?
584
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:23,708
Lady, you're harboring criminals
wanted by the United States Army.
585
00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:27,240
You're lucky I'm letting you stay
here and play fireman. Now...
586
00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:30,118
you gonna tell me
where Peck is?
587
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:34,455
Last time we saw him was in Philadelphia.
Or Pittsburgh?
588
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,651
Pittsburgh.
589
00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:37,826
(Briggs)
You know, Smith...
590
00:36:37,895 --> 00:36:39,920
ordinarily I'm not
a sentimental man...
591
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:44,602
but the day they slam the big iron door
behind you, I'm gonna circle that one...
592
00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:45,636
in my calendar.
593
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,364
(Hannibal)
I like the way you put that.
594
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:49,497
Move 'em out. I want them
watched every minute.
595
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,975
Colonel, never underestimate
your opponent.
596
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,171
You may wind up
with egg on your face.
597
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,256
Well, it isn't egg,
but it'll do.
598
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,097
Let's go.
599
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,862
[guns firing]
600
00:37:57,675 --> 00:38:01,009
♪♪[humming]
601
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:06,412
Your plan, Hannibal,
and Briggs almost caught us.
602
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:11,515
B.A., that's a slight wave
in a sea of tranquility.
603
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,592
We pick up Face
and what can go wrong?
604
00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:17,890
[clearing throat]
605
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:35,139
Like you say,
it's a small world.
606
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,909
A small world.
607
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:38,640
Right.
608
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,415
All right.
609
00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:48,826
They've moved everything up.
610
00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:51,453
They're transporting my client
to the courthouse at 2:45.
611
00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:53,896
And one of my men is wiring
in the charge right now.
612
00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:57,696
He's gonna set it off by remote control
10 seconds after they bring Rogan in.
613
00:38:57,768 --> 00:38:59,099
Well, that's all
well and good...
614
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,865
but the Sanders woman
and her people...
615
00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,997
are gonna answer the call
when the alarm sounds.
616
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:06,339
Well, then we'll just have to make sure
that we get there before her. Won't we?
617
00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:10,506
Excuse me, fellows. I hate to bring it up,
but could you move me away from this window?
618
00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:11,912
It's a little drafty.
619
00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:15,951
Boy,
and I just had it pressed.
620
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,211
Take care of this guy.
621
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,586
He's got a real sense of humor.
Let's go, Farnell.
622
00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:22,854
As soon as we call you from the courthouse,
you can take care of this guy.
623
00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:26,420
So where are your friends now?
624
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,532
[sirens wailing]
625
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,618
Okay, Mr. Rogan, just do
everything we said...
626
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:52,782
and you'll be on a ship headed
out of this country in an hour.
627
00:39:53,824 --> 00:39:55,724
Just do everything
you said, huh?
628
00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:00,053
You said you were
gonna get that contract.
629
00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:02,999
You said I had
nothing to worry about.
630
00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:05,028
We had to improvise.
631
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,034
But everything
is under control.
632
00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:09,271
Improvise?
633
00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:12,902
I'm facing a 30-year tag
and you're improvising?
634
00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:15,976
What about these guys
with the machine guns?
635
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,007
Suppose they show up?
636
00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:21,477
You got a contingency
for that, lawyer man?
637
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:25,420
They're not gonna show up, Mr. Rogan.
We have one of them on ice.
638
00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:27,491
We're looking
for the others already.
639
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:28,548
[glass shattering]
640
00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:30,884
[grunting]
641
00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:33,186
[grunting]
642
00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:40,161
Well, I, hate to be a clock-watcher,
Hannibal, but aren't you guys a little late?
643
00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:42,262
A little late, like,
I could have been killed?
644
00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:43,898
Well, we had a little delay.
Briggs.
645
00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:45,442
Briggs?
Yeah.
646
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:47,841
Let's roll. We'll call Annie
when we get out of town.
647
00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,004
(Face)
Afraid not.
648
00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:52,140
Kelsey's been hired to break
Rogan out of the courthouse.
649
00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:54,685
They're gonna set fire to the
electrical wiring system.
650
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:58,780
And when Kelsey answers the call,
Rogan walks out dressed as a fireman.
651
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:01,985
So that's why Kelsey wanted
this fire contract all along.
652
00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:05,859
Right. And when Annie hears the
alarm, she's gonna respond.
653
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:09,525
Well, she's gonna run into a meat grinder
if we don't get there on time. Let's go.
654
00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:22,104
What do you want? The time of day?
Get that thing out of my face.
655
00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:25,376
(female reporter) Mr. Rogan, any
comments-- Right this way, Mr. Rogan.
656
00:41:25,449 --> 00:41:26,848
[reporters chattering]
657
00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:29,386
(reporter #1) Have you ever
been convicted of a felony?
658
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,987
[exploding]
659
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:41,189
I want men posted here just in case The
A-Team is stupid enough to return.
660
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:44,462
They won't come back, sir. They're
probably across the state line by now.
661
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:45,502
[alarm beeping]
662
00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:47,867
(man) There's a fire in the
Haleyville courthouse.
663
00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:50,999
What do we do, Colonel?
I don't want people killed.
664
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:53,043
Can you
and your people respond?
665
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:55,602
Well, The A-Team
took our only fire truck.
666
00:41:56,847 --> 00:41:58,508
No, they wouldn't.
667
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,878
[sirens wailing]
668
00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:19,833
(Farnell) You don't have much time.
Hurry.
669
00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:24,400
Come on,
get the coat on him.
670
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:27,172
Come on, Taylor, get him out of here.
Come on, move.
671
00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:41,420
Looks like Rogan
checked out of his hotel.
672
00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,950
Fire in the hole,
me mateys.
673
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:24,262
Get 'em, Squirt, get 'em.
674
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:53,319
[grunting]
675
00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:21,281
[groaning]
676
00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:06,231
[siren wailing]
677
00:45:07,071 --> 00:45:08,630
Briggs.
678
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:17,604
Go, B.A.
679
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:38,667
That's Roy Kelsey. That's the man who
tried to put me out of business.
680
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,535
And that's the guy who he was
working for, Vince Rogan.
681
00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:42,595
[sighing]
682
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,943
Get 'em out of here
and call the Sheriff's Office.
683
00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:47,238
(Ross)
Yes, sir.
684
00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:51,572
See, Colonel? I told you they'd
come back a second time.
685
00:46:04,061 --> 00:46:06,325
With Kelsey, Farnell and Rogan
in the slammer...
686
00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:09,263
you don't have to worry about
your fire contract anymore.
687
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:12,931
Well, it wasn't my fire
contract I was worried about.
688
00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:14,894
It was you.
689
00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:16,971
I kind of got used
to having you around.
690
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,667
I got used to being around.
691
00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:23,307
Well, what do you know, Smith.
We have something in common.
692
00:46:23,881 --> 00:46:27,909
I'm sorry to interrupt, Colonel, but I just
picked up Briggs on the radio scanner...
693
00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,783
and he's headed this way.
694
00:46:29,853 --> 00:46:31,981
Get B.A. and Murdock.
Right.
695
00:46:33,157 --> 00:46:34,625
Go on, you better--
696
00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:41,355
Now, B.A., we're
friends, don't you know?
697
00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:45,299
You, me, Captain Fred, Little
Squirt, we go back a long way.
698
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:48,828
Remember the time that I was
wounded and you took care of me?
699
00:46:48,906 --> 00:46:50,340
I don't remember that.
700
00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:53,707
But I do remember you squirting water
in my face, and you gotta pay.
701
00:46:55,212 --> 00:46:57,340
Meet Big Squirt, fool.
702
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:01,240
[chuckling]
703
00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:05,077
[snickering]