1 00:00:03,607 --> 00:00:05,871 Looks like these folks don't want to listen to the A-Team, Face. 2 00:00:06,176 --> 00:00:08,542 Think you can take on B.A. Baracus? 3 00:00:08,612 --> 00:00:10,546 Somebody is going around saying they're the A-Team. 4 00:00:12,949 --> 00:00:14,678 [ululating] 5 00:00:15,185 --> 00:00:17,050 He always go on like this? 6 00:00:18,188 --> 00:00:19,712 lt's like a old-fashioned showdown. 7 00:00:20,157 --> 00:00:21,419 We are the A-Team. 8 00:00:21,691 --> 00:00:23,056 [screaming] 9 00:00:25,695 --> 00:00:27,686 You must remain our secret weapon. 10 00:00:30,233 --> 00:00:31,700 There's only one A-Team. 11 00:00:33,703 --> 00:00:36,001 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 12 00:00:36,072 --> 00:00:37,937 was sent to prison by a military court... 13 00:00:38,008 --> 00:00:39,498 for a crime they didn't commit. 14 00:00:39,576 --> 00:00:40,838 These men promptly escaped... 15 00:00:40,911 --> 00:00:42,401 from a maximum-security stockade... 16 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:44,003 to the Los Angeles underground. 17 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,775 Today, still wanted by the government... 18 00:00:45,849 --> 00:00:47,749 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 19 00:00:47,818 --> 00:00:50,218 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 20 00:00:50,287 --> 00:00:51,720 and if you can find them... 21 00:00:51,788 --> 00:00:53,847 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 22 00:00:53,924 --> 00:00:55,323 [gun firing] 23 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:17,129 [gun firing] 24 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:44,057 [glass shattering] 25 00:02:44,134 --> 00:02:47,103 l don't know what you're still practicing for, Carrie. 26 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:51,573 l doubt this show's going to go on. 27 00:02:51,975 --> 00:02:53,374 [birds chirping] 28 00:02:53,443 --> 00:02:55,604 l just can't accept it, Dad. 29 00:02:57,380 --> 00:03:01,111 l mean, already half our people have been scared off and the others.... 30 00:03:01,618 --> 00:03:04,246 l just don't know how much more they can take. 31 00:03:04,321 --> 00:03:06,221 We can't do it, Carrie. 32 00:03:06,389 --> 00:03:07,617 We're dead. 33 00:03:07,691 --> 00:03:10,626 l mean, nobody can go up against the A-Team. 34 00:03:13,096 --> 00:03:15,257 Dad, why are they doing it? 35 00:03:15,332 --> 00:03:18,665 Why is the A-Team working for a guy like Kyle Mason? 36 00:03:21,204 --> 00:03:22,694 l don't know. 37 00:03:23,506 --> 00:03:27,237 Ever since Mason found out about our European tour... 38 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:29,574 and l refused to sell to him, why... 39 00:03:29,646 --> 00:03:31,944 it's just been hell around here. 40 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:37,117 Carrie, l'm usually a fighter. Me, too, Dad. 41 00:03:37,654 --> 00:03:40,817 Now, we just can't give up. We can't. 42 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:44,189 You know how much l want to take this show to Europe. 43 00:03:44,394 --> 00:03:46,658 But it's just not going to happen. 44 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:50,461 l mean, there comes a time when you know it's over. 45 00:03:50,533 --> 00:03:53,161 l hate them for what they're doing to you. 46 00:03:53,236 --> 00:03:54,225 [hooves clopping] 47 00:03:54,304 --> 00:03:55,896 [horse neighing] 48 00:04:05,081 --> 00:04:06,378 [tires screeching] 49 00:04:06,449 --> 00:04:08,246 Dad, it's the A-Team. 50 00:04:19,362 --> 00:04:20,386 [people screaming] 51 00:04:20,463 --> 00:04:22,090 [horses neighing] 52 00:04:38,882 --> 00:04:40,179 Are you out of your mind? 53 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,309 Firing a weapon around all these people and animals... 54 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:44,216 is just plain stupid! 55 00:04:44,621 --> 00:04:46,486 lt's just my way of getting your attention. 56 00:04:46,556 --> 00:04:48,023 Yeah, we like people to listen. 57 00:04:48,091 --> 00:04:49,353 What do you think you're doing? 58 00:04:49,426 --> 00:04:51,087 You just get out of here. You're trespassing. 59 00:04:51,628 --> 00:04:53,425 You got spunk. l like that. 60 00:04:53,496 --> 00:04:55,327 Maybe you could join the A-Team. 61 00:04:55,398 --> 00:04:56,387 [spits] 62 00:04:56,466 --> 00:04:58,331 That's what l think of the A-Team. 63 00:04:58,401 --> 00:04:59,595 Why, you. 64 00:04:59,669 --> 00:05:01,000 [grunting] 65 00:05:01,071 --> 00:05:04,234 l'm going to get you for this! You're going to pay for this! You're-- 66 00:05:04,307 --> 00:05:05,399 [grunts] 67 00:05:05,475 --> 00:05:07,204 [Winnetka coughing] 68 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,777 [groaning] 69 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:17,782 Think you can take on B.A. Baracus? 70 00:05:19,456 --> 00:05:20,821 [grunting] 71 00:05:24,794 --> 00:05:26,125 [grunting] 72 00:05:35,805 --> 00:05:37,466 Anybody else want to be a hero? 73 00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:40,634 [birds chirping] 74 00:05:43,847 --> 00:05:45,178 [groaning] 75 00:05:47,717 --> 00:05:49,617 This is Mason's last offer. 76 00:05:49,686 --> 00:05:52,018 $10,000 for your Wild West Show. 77 00:05:52,355 --> 00:05:54,846 That's very generous. l'd take it, if l were you. 78 00:05:54,924 --> 00:05:58,087 l thought the A-Team was supposed to help people. 79 00:05:58,161 --> 00:06:00,391 Your boss here went and got himself snakebit. 80 00:06:00,463 --> 00:06:01,760 (Parker) lf you people were smart... 81 00:06:01,831 --> 00:06:04,265 you'd start looking for another job while you're still able to. 82 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:15,571 [tires screeching] 83 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:29,724 (Face) You're going to love this place. 84 00:06:31,127 --> 00:06:32,924 No, no, the food's terrific. 85 00:06:32,996 --> 00:06:34,054 You hang out here a lot? 86 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:35,995 Hang out here? l practically own the place. 87 00:06:36,065 --> 00:06:37,191 Here, have a seat. 88 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:39,792 Yeah, you know, it's a home away from home. 89 00:06:40,003 --> 00:06:43,734 Most of the guys here are old war buddies of mine. Hi, Sarge. 90 00:06:45,675 --> 00:06:49,736 Hey, Peck, go find yourself another place to chow down in, huh? 91 00:06:49,812 --> 00:06:52,076 We don't want your kind around here. 92 00:06:52,148 --> 00:06:53,740 Old war buddies, huh? 93 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:55,340 lsn't he great? 94 00:06:55,418 --> 00:06:58,581 Yeah, l keep telling him, with a delivery like that he ought to be in the movies. 95 00:06:58,988 --> 00:07:01,582 Hey, Sarge, do your Bogart impression. 96 00:07:02,158 --> 00:07:05,389 You ought to be more careful with the company you keep. He's a bum. 97 00:07:05,461 --> 00:07:07,691 That's funny. You know, you're a funny guy, Sarge. 98 00:07:07,764 --> 00:07:09,459 You don't see me laughing, do you, Peck? 99 00:07:09,532 --> 00:07:10,726 l think we better go. 100 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,530 You want to tell me what's going on here? 101 00:07:14,637 --> 00:07:15,729 This. 102 00:07:16,673 --> 00:07:18,163 Yesterday's newspaper. 103 00:07:18,241 --> 00:07:21,233 lt seems you made Joe lvy's column. 104 00:07:22,212 --> 00:07:24,908 Anybody here want to meet a prized creep? 105 00:07:26,616 --> 00:07:29,084 All right, keep at him. Keep at him. Look out! 106 00:07:29,152 --> 00:07:31,245 Watch out, all right, pretty move. All right, now. 107 00:07:34,357 --> 00:07:35,688 All right, that was a good shot. 108 00:07:35,758 --> 00:07:37,419 But we're still going to practice more. 109 00:07:37,493 --> 00:07:38,551 We can do better than that. 110 00:07:38,628 --> 00:07:40,562 Remember, whenever you get caught in a jam... 111 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:41,597 pass the ball off. 112 00:07:41,664 --> 00:07:45,600 Don't always go for that fancy passing through a man's legs, all right? 113 00:07:45,668 --> 00:07:46,862 Hey! What you guys doing? 114 00:07:46,936 --> 00:07:48,267 Come on, get some of this education. 115 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:51,807 What's wrong? 116 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:20,131 Hannibal, do you believe this? 117 00:08:20,303 --> 00:08:22,271 l read it. l believe it. 118 00:08:22,338 --> 00:08:24,203 (B.A.) This is bad, Hannibal. Real bad. 119 00:08:24,274 --> 00:08:26,299 Somebody's going around saying they're the A-Team. 120 00:08:26,376 --> 00:08:27,365 There's only one A-Team. 121 00:08:27,443 --> 00:08:29,673 People are starting to believe what they've been reading. 122 00:08:29,746 --> 00:08:31,213 l know, B.A., l know. 123 00:08:31,281 --> 00:08:33,977 ''You've heard of them, the legendary A-Team. 124 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:36,018 ''Three fugitives, alone and on the run... 125 00:08:36,085 --> 00:08:38,315 ''chased by the military police wherever they go... 126 00:08:38,388 --> 00:08:41,152 ''and yet these same men have found the time, over and over again... 127 00:08:41,224 --> 00:08:42,782 ''to go to the aid of those in need... 128 00:08:42,859 --> 00:08:44,656 ''the helpless and the oppressed. 129 00:08:44,727 --> 00:08:45,716 ''But... 130 00:08:45,795 --> 00:08:47,660 ''is this yesterday's news? 131 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:50,426 ''Have our modern day Robin Hoods gone sour? 132 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:54,960 Or is this just a case of the leopard revealing its true spots?'' 133 00:08:55,038 --> 00:08:59,236 You know, somebody thinks it's good business to make the A-Team look bad. 134 00:08:59,609 --> 00:09:01,600 These suckers gonna look bad when l get through with them. 135 00:09:02,011 --> 00:09:04,479 Hannibal, you don't suppose the military came up... 136 00:09:04,547 --> 00:09:06,913 with the idea of another A-Team in order to... 137 00:09:06,983 --> 00:09:07,972 draw us out? 138 00:09:08,051 --> 00:09:10,519 l don't know. But they'd try to use it either way. 139 00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:13,419 l say we go down to that Wild West show that lvy writes about... 140 00:09:13,489 --> 00:09:14,581 and flatten those phonies. 141 00:09:17,093 --> 00:09:20,085 B.A., l couldn't have said it better myself. 142 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:21,994 Face, spring Murdock out of the hospital. 143 00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:23,456 Right. 144 00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:24,932 We're on our way to Points West. 145 00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:26,093 Yeah! 146 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:33,868 Thank heavens. Thank heavens l got here in time. 147 00:09:34,544 --> 00:09:38,913 l'm Major Waldren, U.S. Army, Department of Toxic Waste and Medical Applications. 148 00:09:38,981 --> 00:09:40,972 (Face) Thank goodness you haven't opened that door. 149 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,517 Door? What door? 150 00:09:42,585 --> 00:09:44,348 Here, put these on. 151 00:09:45,321 --> 00:09:48,586 Luckily, we managed to isolate the spill-off. 152 00:09:49,726 --> 00:09:51,819 Of course, we're not sure how much of the radiation... 153 00:09:51,894 --> 00:09:53,885 is coming from the x-ray isotopes. 154 00:09:53,963 --> 00:09:55,089 lsotopes? 155 00:09:55,164 --> 00:09:56,825 Yeah. The boots, the boots, quickly! 156 00:09:56,899 --> 00:09:59,424 Before the water leaks through the door. 157 00:10:00,436 --> 00:10:03,064 Major Waldren, l don't know what's going on here, sir. 158 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:06,870 Well, we have a busted water pipe in the medical x-ray room. 159 00:10:06,943 --> 00:10:08,672 Yeah, it's water everywhere. 160 00:10:08,745 --> 00:10:10,372 Flooded Section 18, Area Eight. 161 00:10:10,446 --> 00:10:13,711 That's Captain Murdock's quarters, l believe. 162 00:10:15,785 --> 00:10:17,650 Let me see, here, yeah. 163 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,119 But, Major, you can't go in. 164 00:10:19,188 --> 00:10:20,177 Shh! Shh! 165 00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:21,280 Uh-huh. 166 00:10:21,824 --> 00:10:24,793 (Face) Oh, no, yeah, yeah. 167 00:10:25,795 --> 00:10:26,784 [sighs] 168 00:10:26,863 --> 00:10:28,854 Just what l was afraid of. 169 00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,296 [crackling] 170 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:32,825 [water running] 171 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:37,703 Don't get off the bed! 172 00:10:46,816 --> 00:10:50,650 See, our feeling is most of the radiation is confined to the water. 173 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,518 So minimum contact shouldn't be too dangerous. But just remember... 174 00:10:53,589 --> 00:10:55,352 keep all the hallway doors closed. 175 00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:56,858 Keep everyone out of the corridor. 176 00:10:56,926 --> 00:11:00,919 Can l see the keys, please? Captain Murdock shouldn't be in Decontamination more... 177 00:11:00,997 --> 00:11:03,261 than three days. Now, listen... 178 00:11:03,332 --> 00:11:04,594 [keys jingling] 179 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:07,500 if nothing happens to this radiation badge... 180 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:10,095 that is if it doesn't change color... 181 00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:12,441 that means you haven't been exposed. 182 00:11:12,508 --> 00:11:14,066 You may report to work tomorrow. 183 00:11:14,143 --> 00:11:16,907 But in the meantime, hush-hush. 184 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:21,473 Hush-hush. Right. But if it changes-- Now, go, go, go, go. Quickly! 185 00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:44,001 Face, have you read the newspaper lately? 186 00:11:44,073 --> 00:11:45,301 Murdoch, will you get in the wheelchair? 187 00:11:45,374 --> 00:11:46,773 Have you read the newspaper lately? 188 00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:47,969 Will you get in the wheelchair? 189 00:11:48,044 --> 00:11:49,636 Have you read the newspaper lately? What? 190 00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:51,236 l want you to listen to this, all right. 191 00:11:51,314 --> 00:11:52,906 ''The legendary A-Team... 192 00:11:52,982 --> 00:11:55,542 three wanted fugitives alone and on the run.'' 193 00:11:55,618 --> 00:11:57,483 Three. Three. Did you get that word? Three. 194 00:11:57,553 --> 00:12:00,647 Face, l am just as much a member of the A-Team as you are... 195 00:12:00,723 --> 00:12:02,918 but my name, my name's not in this newspaper. 196 00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:04,482 ls there something l'm doing wrong? 197 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,551 Well, look, Murdock, technically you're not... 198 00:12:06,629 --> 00:12:07,891 on the run with the rest of us. 199 00:12:07,964 --> 00:12:09,864 That's the whole reason l have to come in here... 200 00:12:09,932 --> 00:12:13,163 and scam you out every time. lf the military thought you were one of us... 201 00:12:13,236 --> 00:12:15,204 they'd be on top of you 24 hours a day. 202 00:12:15,271 --> 00:12:17,364 l guess so. But, you know... 203 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:21,442 it kind of hurts you when you never get your name in the paper. 204 00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:24,002 l mean, it makes you feel like, kinda like.... 205 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,605 You know, you feel like an oddball. 206 00:12:26,682 --> 00:12:29,981 Now, Murdock, you'll always be one of us. 207 00:12:30,286 --> 00:12:32,083 The question is, which one. 208 00:12:32,154 --> 00:12:34,281 Did you remember to turn off the faucet? 209 00:12:34,357 --> 00:12:37,155 l knew there was something l forgot to do. 210 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:47,798 [car doors closing] 211 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:51,097 Sir! 212 00:12:52,909 --> 00:12:53,876 [sighs] 213 00:12:53,943 --> 00:12:55,706 Do you have anything to report, Sergeant? 214 00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:57,405 The fake A-Team showed up this morning... 215 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,675 and leaned real hard on Winnetka and his daughter to sell. 216 00:12:59,749 --> 00:13:01,683 l am not interested in the fake A-Team. 217 00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:04,481 The military gave me one more shot at the real A-Team... 218 00:13:04,554 --> 00:13:05,953 and l am not going to fail. 219 00:13:06,022 --> 00:13:07,114 No sign of them yet, sir. 220 00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:09,549 Do you think they'll really show up, Colonel? 221 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,718 l mean, they have to know it could be a trap. 222 00:13:11,794 --> 00:13:12,920 They'll show up. 223 00:13:12,995 --> 00:13:14,860 lt hasn't been that long that l've forgotten how Smith thinks. 224 00:13:15,431 --> 00:13:17,058 Trap or no trap... 225 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,499 they'll show up to set the record straight. 226 00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:21,059 And when they do... 227 00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:22,729 [grinding teeth] 228 00:13:22,872 --> 00:13:24,339 they're mine. 229 00:13:31,547 --> 00:13:34,778 You're looking real good, Jimmy. That little pony is going to work out fine. 230 00:13:38,487 --> 00:13:40,148 [truck door closing] 231 00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,119 Howdy. 232 00:13:44,393 --> 00:13:45,325 Howdy. 233 00:13:45,394 --> 00:13:46,691 What can l do for you boys? 234 00:13:47,296 --> 00:13:51,494 Well, we're looking for the gentleman who ramrods this gala. 235 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:55,162 Well, you're looking at him. Winnetka's the name. 236 00:13:55,237 --> 00:13:56,898 Rufus Cantrell, sir. 237 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:58,702 And l'm proud to make your acquaintance. 238 00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:01,709 lt's always a pleasure to meet a true son of the Old West. 239 00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:05,607 Got some mighty fine animals in there, sir. 240 00:14:05,681 --> 00:14:07,308 Yes, mighty fine. 241 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,713 My lone lndian brave and l... 242 00:14:09,785 --> 00:14:11,047 [hissing] 243 00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:14,879 are considering a jaunt along the sawdust trail. 244 00:14:15,591 --> 00:14:16,888 Looking for work, are you? 245 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,154 Me and my brave are looking for... 246 00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:20,855 gainful employment. 247 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:24,627 l lend authenticity by singing some Western ditties. 248 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,860 [mumbling] 249 00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,761 Some fancy gunplay... 250 00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:33,174 and some slight of hands with my deck of cards. 251 00:14:33,242 --> 00:14:36,939 My brave, he does an interesting war dance. 252 00:14:37,013 --> 00:14:39,208 [ululating] 253 00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:48,755 And, tricks with his tomahawk. 254 00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,314 [ululating] 255 00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:54,758 He talks to it, too. 256 00:15:00,436 --> 00:15:02,165 (Lynch) The lndian's definitely not one of them. 257 00:15:03,406 --> 00:15:05,397 He's too tall to be Peck. 258 00:15:06,976 --> 00:15:07,965 [sighs] 259 00:15:08,044 --> 00:15:09,944 What about the old man? 260 00:15:10,613 --> 00:15:12,410 Could it be Hannibal in disguise? 261 00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:13,880 lt's too hard to tell. 262 00:15:13,949 --> 00:15:16,509 We can't move in until all the A-Team is together. 263 00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:18,450 We make a run on one or two of them... 264 00:15:18,521 --> 00:15:20,489 and the rest will never show. 265 00:15:20,556 --> 00:15:22,148 l want them all. 266 00:15:23,192 --> 00:15:24,181 lt hasn't been easy... 267 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,353 but you know, one thing about rodeoing... 268 00:15:26,429 --> 00:15:28,294 once you get a taste, you can't give it up. 269 00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:30,195 Yeah, tell me about it. 270 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,632 Yeah, it's been rodeos for me all the way. 271 00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:37,366 Of course, there was that one stunt in Monte Carlo l did as a racecar driver. 272 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,637 Monte Carlo? Yeah. 273 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:40,767 Wow! 274 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:44,343 l've never even been out of the United States. 275 00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:47,712 Of course, we were planning on touring through Europe but... 276 00:15:47,783 --> 00:15:50,377 it looks like that's not gonna happen. 277 00:15:50,519 --> 00:15:52,646 Cheer up. lt's not Monte Carlo... 278 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:55,486 but we could buy a brew and pizza, in Pomona. 279 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:57,219 [exclaiming] 280 00:16:00,496 --> 00:16:02,225 You make me laugh. 281 00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:03,822 lt's the feet. 282 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:09,198 [grunts] 283 00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:12,934 Boys, l got to be honest with you. 284 00:16:13,943 --> 00:16:17,970 The reason l got openings is because l've had a lot of trouble around here. 285 00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:19,412 Well... 286 00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:22,645 trouble has never hesitated or jarred Rufus Cantrell. 287 00:16:22,718 --> 00:16:24,208 [ululating] 288 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,892 Mighty warrior, where the mountain touches the sky... 289 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,757 where the rivers run deep... 290 00:16:32,828 --> 00:16:36,491 the trees, they bend southward toward, toward... 291 00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:38,359 Santa Monica. 292 00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:41,130 All the signs are there, oh, great one. 293 00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:43,837 The mighty buffalo shall return. 294 00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:45,305 [ululating] 295 00:16:46,475 --> 00:16:48,500 He always go on like this? 296 00:16:49,011 --> 00:16:51,536 Ever since he lost his other feather. 297 00:16:56,452 --> 00:16:58,317 Here comes the new rodeo clown now. 298 00:16:58,387 --> 00:17:00,014 That's my daughter, Carrie, with him. 299 00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:01,181 Mmm-hmm. 300 00:17:01,257 --> 00:17:02,485 Hi, Dad. 301 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,184 So, what do you think of our new clown? 302 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:06,626 (Winnetka) Fine, fine. 303 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:09,554 l want you all to meet two more of our new performers. 304 00:17:09,632 --> 00:17:11,896 Mr. Cantrell, and his brave, Mr.... 305 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:14,197 l am sorry, l never did get your name. 306 00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:16,602 l am, Oh, Great Mighty... 307 00:17:16,672 --> 00:17:18,902 Troubled Warrior Running Round. 308 00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:21,936 Well, l've got a rodeo to run. 309 00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:24,878 l'll see you all in the mess tent for lunch. 310 00:17:28,751 --> 00:17:30,048 [sighing] 311 00:17:31,086 --> 00:17:32,075 Cute trick. 312 00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:35,453 Yeah. Look, Hannibal, l'm not exactly delirious about all this. 313 00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:37,754 lt's not going to put me on any best-dressed list. 314 00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,920 Yeah, but it's a great cover. 315 00:17:39,995 --> 00:17:42,862 l got a feeling that Lynch is watching us every minute. 316 00:17:42,932 --> 00:17:44,229 Hey, Faceman, how do l look? 317 00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:46,962 Like a million, Chief. 318 00:17:47,036 --> 00:17:48,435 l'm not a chief yet. l'm a warrior. 319 00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:51,797 Well, now, we're all in. What about B.A.? 320 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:54,502 Yeah, well, actually there were two openings. One was... 321 00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:58,240 rodeo clown, and the other was.... 322 00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:03,749 [thudding] 323 00:18:12,194 --> 00:18:15,493 B.A., a shovel, now, that's no disguise. 324 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,722 l don't wear disguises, Hannibal. 325 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,132 Not even a feather for your hair? 326 00:18:20,269 --> 00:18:21,793 Get this crazy fool away from me. 327 00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:23,236 You ain't no real lndian. 328 00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:25,466 Real lndians don't look and act like a crazy fool. 329 00:18:26,642 --> 00:18:29,805 Look, the main thing is not to get spotted... 330 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:32,406 standing all together, Face. 331 00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:37,015 B.A! B.A., look how about this hat? 332 00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:38,781 You could play like you were a cowboy... 333 00:18:38,854 --> 00:18:40,981 and then it'd be just you and me. Cowboys and lndians! 334 00:18:41,056 --> 00:18:42,580 l'm going to play stagecoach, fool... 335 00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:44,285 and run you over if you don't shut up. 336 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,691 [grunts] 337 00:18:57,773 --> 00:18:59,434 [tires screeching] 338 00:18:59,775 --> 00:19:01,436 [birds twittering] 339 00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:15,690 [wind whistling] 340 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,459 This five-ton baby hits... 341 00:19:26,535 --> 00:19:28,526 she'll take out half the camp. 342 00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:31,072 An accident like that'll close down the show real fast. 343 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,164 [laughing] 344 00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:34,766 Like a cannonball through a batch of matchsticks. 345 00:19:34,843 --> 00:19:36,606 All right, let's go. 346 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,574 Fire it up. l'll spot you. 347 00:19:53,162 --> 00:19:54,254 Easy. 348 00:19:56,999 --> 00:19:58,523 Lock the wheel. 349 00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:17,878 Come on, folks. lrish stew today. 350 00:20:17,953 --> 00:20:19,079 Let's get it while it's hot, Peck. 351 00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:21,046 Hannibal! 352 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,984 Warn the people. 353 00:21:36,832 --> 00:21:38,493 [tires screeching] 354 00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:44,831 That was incredible! Just incredible! 355 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:48,671 Your quick thinking saved a lot of people from getting hurt. 356 00:21:49,278 --> 00:21:52,111 Well, somebody is awful anxious... 357 00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:54,739 to put you out of business, Captain. 358 00:21:54,817 --> 00:21:58,344 Well, l didn't think anybody could stand up to the A-Team. 359 00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:01,912 Glad to hear you say that, ma'am, because that's why we came here. 360 00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:04,618 This is B.A. Baracus... 361 00:22:06,829 --> 00:22:09,423 this is Templeton Peck, Faceman. 362 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:12,896 This is Howlin' Mad Murdock... 363 00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:14,662 and... 364 00:22:16,705 --> 00:22:17,899 l'm Hannibal Smith. 365 00:22:20,709 --> 00:22:22,370 We are the A-Team. 366 00:22:39,328 --> 00:22:42,855 By the looks on your faces I can tell I'm not going to like what I'm going to hear. 367 00:22:43,866 --> 00:22:45,629 We did like you said, Mason. 368 00:22:45,701 --> 00:22:47,999 (Parker) Except some guys showed up and stopped the truck. 369 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:50,095 The way they handled themselves, they're pros. 370 00:22:50,172 --> 00:22:51,867 Pros? What the hell did I do? 371 00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:54,067 Hire myself a bunch of amateurs? 372 00:22:54,143 --> 00:22:56,771 You wanted us to lean on Winnetka and we leaned on him. Hard. 373 00:22:56,845 --> 00:22:58,836 Obviously not hard enough. 374 00:23:00,449 --> 00:23:02,644 l paid you clowns for results. 375 00:23:02,851 --> 00:23:05,376 Winnetka was supposed to think he was coming up against the A-Team. 376 00:23:06,221 --> 00:23:09,054 And what do l have to show for it? Nothing. 377 00:23:09,258 --> 00:23:10,919 Parker, come here. 378 00:23:10,993 --> 00:23:13,928 The cops are cracking down on my European connections. 379 00:23:13,996 --> 00:23:16,829 l need Winnetka's overseas tour dates. 380 00:23:16,899 --> 00:23:20,198 A Wild West show is a perfect cover to pick up drugs. 381 00:23:20,402 --> 00:23:21,596 lt's just like a mail route. 382 00:23:22,004 --> 00:23:26,464 But Winnetka is counting on his advance ticket sales to meet his next payroll. 383 00:23:27,009 --> 00:23:29,944 l want you to see that they never get to him. 384 00:23:30,512 --> 00:23:31,843 You got it? 385 00:23:35,551 --> 00:23:37,951 l am as much a member of the A-Team as you are... 386 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,487 and my name was not in that paper. 387 00:23:39,555 --> 00:23:40,783 Now, did you hear Hannibal... 388 00:23:40,856 --> 00:23:42,756 introduce me as a member of the A-Team? 389 00:23:42,824 --> 00:23:45,793 Well, l think the people have a right to know all of the facts. 390 00:23:45,861 --> 00:23:48,022 They should know who l am. Murdock... 391 00:23:48,096 --> 00:23:50,564 we know you're a member of the A-Team. 392 00:23:50,632 --> 00:23:52,759 That's the important thing. 393 00:23:52,935 --> 00:23:54,129 Besides, take it from me. 394 00:23:54,203 --> 00:23:56,967 Fame is just a fleeting shadow. 395 00:23:57,873 --> 00:24:00,307 Just a passing breeze in the storm. 396 00:24:01,043 --> 00:24:02,635 [birds chirping] 397 00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:06,445 [ululating] 398 00:24:12,688 --> 00:24:15,384 We will be able to get out of this, won't we, Peck? 399 00:24:15,457 --> 00:24:17,254 Of course we will. 400 00:24:17,326 --> 00:24:19,419 You're a fighter, remember? 401 00:24:19,695 --> 00:24:21,026 lt's going to be rough. 402 00:24:21,096 --> 00:24:23,860 Guys like Mason hate taking no for an answer. 403 00:24:23,932 --> 00:24:28,699 But why would a rock promoter go to all the trouble of taking over a Wild West show? 404 00:24:28,770 --> 00:24:30,135 lt doesn't make sense. 405 00:24:30,205 --> 00:24:33,606 Look, if Mason and his playmates show up again we'll be ready for them. 406 00:24:33,675 --> 00:24:35,905 No one's going to force your father into selling his show. 407 00:24:36,545 --> 00:24:39,275 lt's a dream come true for him, you know. 408 00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:42,379 All his life he's been playing one-street towns. 409 00:24:42,451 --> 00:24:43,884 Half of them not even on the map. 410 00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:47,620 Now he's got a chance to tour the capitals of Europe. 411 00:24:47,689 --> 00:24:49,987 Well, no one's going to stop him. That's a promise. 412 00:24:50,525 --> 00:24:51,617 Okay? 413 00:24:53,328 --> 00:24:54,420 Okay. 414 00:24:59,201 --> 00:25:01,431 You still think the military's out there watching you? 415 00:25:01,503 --> 00:25:03,471 Yeah. They're out there somewhere. 416 00:25:03,572 --> 00:25:07,508 You spend your life on the run, you learn to trust in the things you can't see. 417 00:25:07,576 --> 00:25:10,067 Excuse me. Captain Winnetka told me to store these away. 418 00:25:10,145 --> 00:25:12,306 Yeah, sure. lt won't take but a second. 419 00:25:32,634 --> 00:25:34,898 Are you sure it's him, Wilson? 420 00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,870 Positive, Colonel. lt's Peck, all right. 421 00:25:36,938 --> 00:25:39,304 He was disguised as one of the rodeo clowns. 422 00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:41,672 Okay. So now we know Peck is here, too. 423 00:25:41,743 --> 00:25:44,473 Baracus is here. We have the two of them. 424 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:46,847 lt's just a matter of Smith. 425 00:25:46,915 --> 00:25:49,247 l'm almost positive Smith is here already, sir. 426 00:25:49,318 --> 00:25:50,979 Until we're certain he's in the camp... 427 00:25:51,053 --> 00:25:52,611 and we can positively identify him... 428 00:25:52,688 --> 00:25:56,146 we can't afford to move in and risk revealing our position, now, can we? 429 00:25:56,224 --> 00:25:58,590 Just continue to report for the next two hours. 430 00:25:58,660 --> 00:25:59,922 Yes, sir. 431 00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:12,672 Smith, after all this time. 432 00:26:28,123 --> 00:26:29,784 [tires screeching] 433 00:26:32,461 --> 00:26:35,259 That wouldn't happen to be the ticket receipts, would it, Captain? 434 00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:36,991 Looks like l got a welcoming committee. 435 00:26:37,065 --> 00:26:38,225 [chuckling] You sure do, pop. 436 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,858 Now, why don't l just take that... 437 00:26:39,935 --> 00:26:42,335 mail sack with those checks in it. 438 00:26:42,637 --> 00:26:44,764 l wish you hadn't said that. 439 00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:49,237 First, l'd like you to meet the real A-Team. 440 00:26:49,311 --> 00:26:51,711 Second, you see that? 441 00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:54,607 That is a cheap cigar. 442 00:26:56,118 --> 00:26:57,881 Face, do you see me? 443 00:26:59,087 --> 00:27:00,452 [groaning] 444 00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:03,455 [screaming] 445 00:27:05,227 --> 00:27:06,592 [groaning] 446 00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:17,500 Hannibal, l can't find-- Where, where.... 447 00:27:17,572 --> 00:27:20,666 Murdock, they don't have a ''you.'' 448 00:27:29,451 --> 00:27:31,612 You fools! You didn't bring your Murdock. 449 00:27:31,686 --> 00:27:33,677 What is the matter, phony Face... 450 00:27:33,755 --> 00:27:35,655 couldn't break him out? 451 00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:41,086 Hannibal, this is the third time this month l've got hit in the eye. 452 00:27:41,163 --> 00:27:43,154 l'm beginning to lose my sense of humor. 453 00:27:43,231 --> 00:27:46,632 Face, a little ice will do wonders. And it looks good, huh? 454 00:27:46,701 --> 00:27:48,999 Gives him a little needed character. 455 00:27:49,471 --> 00:27:50,802 Come on, bring these guys along. 456 00:27:50,872 --> 00:27:53,306 We got a special delivery to make. 457 00:28:01,082 --> 00:28:02,572 [men grunting] 458 00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:06,851 Okay, let's try it one more time. 459 00:28:07,389 --> 00:28:10,119 Look, you're not playing at a geriatrics ward dance here. 460 00:28:10,192 --> 00:28:11,159 You are The Cave lns. 461 00:28:11,226 --> 00:28:13,217 l want the song to begin with an explosion. 462 00:28:13,295 --> 00:28:14,694 [crashing] 463 00:28:17,532 --> 00:28:19,124 Freeze, suckers! 464 00:28:21,403 --> 00:28:23,701 Brothers and sisters, we have arrived! 465 00:28:23,772 --> 00:28:26,570 l know we can make beautiful music together. 466 00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:28,268 [cymbal crashing] 467 00:28:28,944 --> 00:28:30,707 What the hell is this? 468 00:28:30,779 --> 00:28:33,304 Got a special delivery for Kyle Mason. 469 00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:35,815 You know, the mail must go through. 470 00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:39,851 l hate barriers in communication. 471 00:28:40,155 --> 00:28:41,486 [gun clicking] 472 00:28:49,197 --> 00:28:51,597 Whatever Winnetka is paying you... 473 00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:53,861 l'll match it. l'll double it. 474 00:28:55,303 --> 00:28:57,999 l like mathematical progression but... 475 00:28:58,073 --> 00:28:59,802 we're a little picky about who we work for. 476 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:01,971 That's right, sucker. Real picky. 477 00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:07,179 Now, there's two things. One, l want you to lose your newly acquired desire... 478 00:29:07,249 --> 00:29:10,377 to own Captain Winnetka's Wild West show. 479 00:29:10,986 --> 00:29:15,946 And two, it is not wise to try to impersonate the A-Team. 480 00:29:16,358 --> 00:29:19,816 That's us. Now, if you can't remember what l told you... 481 00:29:20,061 --> 00:29:24,430 we will abandon our quiet and peaceful demeanor... 482 00:29:24,499 --> 00:29:26,831 and come back here and get rough. 483 00:29:27,302 --> 00:29:29,532 Nobody comes into my place and threatens me. 484 00:29:29,604 --> 00:29:31,902 Just telling you the facts, pal. 485 00:29:32,641 --> 00:29:34,165 Okay, let's go. 486 00:29:36,444 --> 00:29:38,002 [cymbal crashes] Whoa! 487 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:58,761 How. Oh, great wooden face! 488 00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:02,769 Your braves, led by Almighty Troubled Warrior Running Round... 489 00:30:02,837 --> 00:30:04,668 scored a big victory today... 490 00:30:04,739 --> 00:30:08,072 against pug face who talk with forked tongue. 491 00:30:08,143 --> 00:30:10,873 Maybe we even get a picture in newspaper. 492 00:30:11,446 --> 00:30:12,845 Hey, man, who are you talking to? 493 00:30:12,914 --> 00:30:14,472 lt's just a piece of wood! 494 00:30:14,549 --> 00:30:15,743 [laughs] 495 00:30:15,817 --> 00:30:18,752 Piece of wood. No, a telephone pole is a piece of wood... 496 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:22,017 a toothpick is a piece of wood, but this, B. A.... 497 00:30:22,724 --> 00:30:25,522 This is a priceless work of art. 498 00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:28,819 lt is the essence, the manifestation of a great chief. 499 00:30:28,897 --> 00:30:31,525 A hunter, a poet, a warrior. 500 00:30:32,133 --> 00:30:35,296 This is the face that launched a thousand nickels. 501 00:30:45,347 --> 00:30:47,645 Now, this is definitely going to hurt. 502 00:30:47,716 --> 00:30:50,446 Did you have to use the word ''definitely''? 503 00:30:50,518 --> 00:30:54,579 Relax. l've been mending skinned knees and broken bones and sore hooves... 504 00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:55,987 since l can remember. 505 00:30:56,057 --> 00:30:57,684 Hooves? Like in horses? 506 00:30:57,759 --> 00:30:59,317 Now, this is going to sting for a second. 507 00:31:00,161 --> 00:31:01,389 [groaning] 508 00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:04,091 l really appreciate what you did today. 509 00:31:04,899 --> 00:31:06,799 You know, you could have been killed. 510 00:31:06,868 --> 00:31:08,096 l know. 511 00:31:08,837 --> 00:31:11,897 Well, we're just soldiers doing a job. 512 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,408 Helping out people like us? 513 00:31:14,476 --> 00:31:16,000 Those in need. 514 00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:20,375 (Hannibal) l hope we're not interrupting anything. 515 00:31:21,282 --> 00:31:22,977 You couldn't come by two minutes ago... 516 00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,076 when she was putting horse liniment on my face? 517 00:31:25,153 --> 00:31:27,348 Horse liniment? Figures. 518 00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,585 l ran a little background on our friend Mason. 519 00:31:30,659 --> 00:31:31,648 lnteresting. 520 00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:35,662 Two arrests for smuggling drugs into the country, but no convictions. 521 00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:37,891 l knew the minute l laid eyes on that cahoot... 522 00:31:37,966 --> 00:31:40,196 he was walking on the wrong side of the law. 523 00:31:40,268 --> 00:31:42,293 What does drug smuggling have to do with a Wild West show? 524 00:31:42,904 --> 00:31:47,500 Captain, you said that Mason didn't make any offer for your Wild West show... 525 00:31:47,575 --> 00:31:50,066 until after you had booked your European tour, right? 526 00:31:50,145 --> 00:31:51,077 That's right. 527 00:31:51,146 --> 00:31:52,340 What better cover... 528 00:31:52,414 --> 00:31:54,473 for an overseas smuggling operation... 529 00:31:54,549 --> 00:31:57,313 than a traveling Wild West show? 530 00:31:57,385 --> 00:31:58,977 Mason wasn't scared off? 531 00:31:59,054 --> 00:32:00,112 No. 532 00:32:00,588 --> 00:32:02,818 He wants this show. lf he can't get it... 533 00:32:02,891 --> 00:32:04,518 he'll do anything to stop you... 534 00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:06,184 from playing overseas in Europe. 535 00:32:06,261 --> 00:32:10,527 That way, he can book one of his rock groups into your open play dates. 536 00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:12,632 Either way he wins. He tries. 537 00:32:12,701 --> 00:32:14,328 We can expect something dangerous... 538 00:32:14,402 --> 00:32:16,097 from him, most any time now. 539 00:32:16,171 --> 00:32:17,900 You have a plan, Colonel? Well, kind of. 540 00:32:18,973 --> 00:32:20,133 B.A.! 541 00:32:21,509 --> 00:32:23,875 (Hannibal) Captain, l went through your personnel records... 542 00:32:23,945 --> 00:32:25,037 and guess who... 543 00:32:25,113 --> 00:32:29,311 was the only man hired after lvy's column appeared in the paper? 544 00:32:29,384 --> 00:32:31,716 Our friend here. You mean he's a spy? 545 00:32:31,786 --> 00:32:32,775 Mmm-hmm. 546 00:32:32,854 --> 00:32:35,584 Sergeant Wilson, United States Army lntelligence. 547 00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:38,524 We went through your wallet last night when you were sleeping, sonny. 548 00:32:38,593 --> 00:32:39,958 [ululating] 549 00:32:41,029 --> 00:32:44,055 Me, big happy brave! Me get scalp today! 550 00:32:44,265 --> 00:32:46,199 Cool it, man. He's my prisoner. 551 00:32:46,267 --> 00:32:48,258 You'll never get out of here, Smith. 552 00:32:48,336 --> 00:32:49,963 None of you will. 553 00:32:51,172 --> 00:32:53,140 Really? Bring him along. 554 00:32:56,111 --> 00:32:58,079 Col. Lynch, it's Wilson. 555 00:32:58,713 --> 00:33:01,238 l overheard Peck and Baracus talking. 556 00:33:01,316 --> 00:33:04,513 They're expecting Smith to show up at 1 400 hours. 557 00:33:04,786 --> 00:33:06,083 Good work, Sergeant. 558 00:33:06,154 --> 00:33:07,678 We'll rendezvous at your position... 559 00:33:07,756 --> 00:33:10,350 at 1 400 hours and grab Smith and the others. 560 00:33:10,425 --> 00:33:12,120 Maintain your surveillance. 561 00:33:12,193 --> 00:33:13,455 Yes, sir. 562 00:33:14,562 --> 00:33:15,790 Captain! 563 00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:23,835 Alert our positions to move in on the A-Team according to plan... 564 00:33:23,905 --> 00:33:25,395 on my command. 565 00:33:26,441 --> 00:33:30,502 l want that camp sealed off tighter than an air chamber when we move in, Captain. 566 00:33:30,578 --> 00:33:31,840 Yes, sir. 567 00:33:35,450 --> 00:33:38,749 1 400 hours, Hannibal. That doesn't give us much time. 568 00:33:38,953 --> 00:33:43,447 lt gives us plenty of time to make up a welcome for Mason and his gorillas. 569 00:35:11,913 --> 00:35:12,880 [hissing] 570 00:35:52,253 --> 00:35:54,244 All right, we're going to hit Winnetka's camp. 571 00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,448 We're going to hit it hard. 572 00:35:55,523 --> 00:35:56,888 l want the A-Team taken out. 573 00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:58,789 When we leave that place the only thing... 574 00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:01,886 l want to see standing are tent posts. Got it? 575 00:36:07,135 --> 00:36:08,124 [engine starting] 576 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,803 Boy, Hannibal, l hope you got this timed right down to the last second. 577 00:36:15,877 --> 00:36:17,902 'Cause if you don't, we're going to get caught... 578 00:36:17,979 --> 00:36:20,447 right between Col. Lynch and Mason. 579 00:36:20,748 --> 00:36:21,908 Right. 580 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:23,948 All right. 581 00:36:36,297 --> 00:36:38,663 Hannibal! Mason's on his way. 582 00:36:38,733 --> 00:36:40,257 Maybe five minutes behind us. 583 00:36:40,335 --> 00:36:41,825 Okay, take your positions. 584 00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:43,962 We got to take care of him before Lynch gets here. 585 00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:46,631 Just like an old-fashioned showdown. 586 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,300 [sirens blaring] 587 00:36:53,781 --> 00:36:55,305 ls that Lynch? Lynch? 588 00:36:55,383 --> 00:36:56,850 See. He's early. 589 00:36:56,918 --> 00:36:58,442 Oh, wonderful. 590 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:01,320 All right, everybody into the tent. 591 00:37:22,243 --> 00:37:24,677 Smith! (Hannibal) Welcome back, Lynch. 592 00:37:24,746 --> 00:37:26,714 We've finally got you now. Come on out. 593 00:37:26,781 --> 00:37:28,544 Okay, here we come. 594 00:37:30,752 --> 00:37:32,117 After them! 595 00:37:36,624 --> 00:37:38,285 [tires screeching] 596 00:37:43,798 --> 00:37:45,789 This is better than we planned. 597 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:49,200 Looks like the military is going to take out the A-Team for us. 598 00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:51,898 Winnetka's camp is wide open. 599 00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:54,271 Let's go down and take it apart. 600 00:37:56,310 --> 00:37:57,800 [siren wailing] 601 00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:05,815 All right, the van's on its way. l'm in pursuit. 602 00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:08,117 Trap unit, prepare for action. 603 00:38:30,845 --> 00:38:32,938 Unit three, fall in behind. 604 00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:17,950 We have them, sir! The plan worked perfectly! 605 00:39:18,259 --> 00:39:20,853 We have the A-Team locked in the truck. 606 00:39:20,928 --> 00:39:23,453 No one else could do it, Captain. But l did. 607 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:27,929 l want this truck driven to the nearest army base... 608 00:39:28,002 --> 00:39:30,698 under the tightest of security, Captain. 609 00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,187 When we get through here, the only thing... 610 00:39:47,255 --> 00:39:50,224 Winnetka's going to be able to peddle is ash. 611 00:39:53,327 --> 00:39:56,694 lf you fellows are figuring on roasting marshmallows, l wouldn't. 612 00:39:56,764 --> 00:39:57,731 You'd get burned. 613 00:39:57,798 --> 00:39:59,060 l thought the army had you. 614 00:39:59,467 --> 00:40:00,456 Yeah, so did they. 615 00:40:00,535 --> 00:40:01,627 (Mason) Take him! 616 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:03,101 [gun firing] 617 00:40:03,905 --> 00:40:06,203 Go on! He's in there somewhere! 618 00:40:18,352 --> 00:40:19,876 [gun firing] 619 00:40:19,954 --> 00:40:22,479 Big warrior say here hot tip for you. 620 00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:32,795 Here second hot tip. 621 00:41:13,274 --> 00:41:14,605 [groaning] 622 00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:25,817 [bell rings] 623 00:41:26,587 --> 00:41:27,554 Ding dong. 624 00:41:30,591 --> 00:41:31,990 You're looking for me? 625 00:41:43,337 --> 00:41:44,827 Remind me to write to lvy. 626 00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:47,396 Get him to print a retraction in his column. 627 00:41:47,475 --> 00:41:49,773 l think it's time the true story was told. Don't you? 628 00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:51,903 You just make sure he spells my name right. 629 00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:54,675 Oh, man, cool it! Cool it? lt's easy for you to say, that... 630 00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:58,310 because everybody knows who you are, but-- Ah, ah, ah. Now. 631 00:41:59,253 --> 00:42:00,982 You must remain our secret weapon. 632 00:42:01,055 --> 00:42:02,545 l don't want to be a secret weapon. 633 00:42:02,623 --> 00:42:04,113 l want to be an exposed weapon. 634 00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:05,658 Yes, but listen... 635 00:42:05,726 --> 00:42:07,887 who was the last male astronaut to go up in space? 636 00:42:07,962 --> 00:42:08,929 l don't know. 637 00:42:08,996 --> 00:42:10,486 See? l mean, there was Sally Ride-- 638 00:42:10,564 --> 00:42:11,997 No, that's a girl. She is, l know. 639 00:42:12,066 --> 00:42:14,057 All right, now, who is the Unknown Soldier? 640 00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:15,466 l don't know. See? 641 00:42:15,536 --> 00:42:19,063 What? There are great, famous... 642 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:21,404 but unknown heroes in life. 643 00:42:21,475 --> 00:42:24,273 l see. So, l can be a great.... Famous. 644 00:42:24,345 --> 00:42:27,610 Famous, but unknown member of the A-Team. 645 00:42:27,682 --> 00:42:28,910 Exactly. 646 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,993 Good work, Col. Lynch. 647 00:42:41,062 --> 00:42:43,724 Trapping the A-Team. You pulled it off. 648 00:42:44,231 --> 00:42:46,699 l don't have to tell you what this could mean to your career. 649 00:42:47,635 --> 00:42:50,297 They were good, sir. But the outcome was inevitable. 650 00:42:50,371 --> 00:42:54,330 No one, not even the A-Team, can escape capture indefinitely. 651 00:42:55,710 --> 00:42:58,042 This is Col. Lynch. You're surrounded, Smith. 652 00:42:58,112 --> 00:43:02,515 l want you to come out of that van with your hands up or we will open fire. 653 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,710 You have exactly 10 seconds. 654 00:43:05,953 --> 00:43:07,443 [guns cocking] 655 00:43:11,258 --> 00:43:12,418 Howdy! 656 00:43:16,897 --> 00:43:18,626 l don't understand. 657 00:43:18,899 --> 00:43:20,389 The A-Team? 658 00:43:26,107 --> 00:43:28,371 lt's empty, Colonel. Completely. 659 00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:29,431 Royce, arrest them. 660 00:43:29,510 --> 00:43:32,968 For what, Colonel? lmpersonating the A-Team? 661 00:43:33,814 --> 00:43:35,975 l want these two escorted off the base. 662 00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:37,813 Take the van to the warehouse and lock it up. 663 00:43:41,222 --> 00:43:42,746 [clears throat] 664 00:43:44,725 --> 00:43:46,955 l don't know what this is all about, Col. Lynch... 665 00:43:47,027 --> 00:43:49,655 but l don't find it very funny. You told me you had the A-Team. 666 00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:53,791 l don't understand. General, it was a set up. 667 00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:57,231 l want a full report of this incident on my desk... 668 00:43:57,304 --> 00:44:00,000 and l want it 10 minutes ago. 669 00:44:00,608 --> 00:44:01,632 Sir. 670 00:44:10,317 --> 00:44:12,785 The van. lt's them! Stop that van! 671 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:18,857 [gun firing] 672 00:44:20,895 --> 00:44:22,260 [ululating] 673 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:27,926 l don't believe it. 674 00:44:28,002 --> 00:44:30,562 l love it when a plan comes together. 675 00:44:30,738 --> 00:44:31,966 [laughs]