1 00:00:01,615 --> 00:00:04,106 Slater, get out before l call the Sheriff. 2 00:00:04,184 --> 00:00:06,015 l want this place, old man. 3 00:00:06,086 --> 00:00:07,485 [horn honking] 4 00:00:10,123 --> 00:00:11,283 You just found the A-Team. 5 00:00:11,358 --> 00:00:12,518 [both exclaiming] 6 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,584 We're going back to the Cup A' Joe. 7 00:00:14,861 --> 00:00:16,590 Hang up the suit. Put on an apron. 8 00:00:16,663 --> 00:00:19,029 Give me a double delight, hold the mayo. 9 00:00:25,238 --> 00:00:26,830 This time we did them over easy. 10 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:28,374 Next time, we'll scramble them. 11 00:00:29,910 --> 00:00:31,639 Goodnight, loser breath. 12 00:00:32,646 --> 00:00:33,806 Who are you, pal? 13 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,348 Colonel Mylowe, Fifth Armored Bomb Disposal Unit. 14 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:39,146 l want your best explosive sniffing animal. 15 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:41,210 [whimpering] Now, that is sniffing. 16 00:00:44,791 --> 00:00:46,816 l got the girl and her old lady. 17 00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:49,760 Everything l need to make Joe Dutton sign over the diner. 18 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:52,993 Slime balls like Slater are tough but we can handle them. 19 00:00:53,066 --> 00:00:54,829 Yeah, l want that truck stopped. 20 00:00:54,901 --> 00:00:56,300 Stand on it, B.A. 21 00:00:59,373 --> 00:01:01,671 We just decided to remodel the kitchen a bit. 22 00:01:03,410 --> 00:01:05,674 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 23 00:01:05,746 --> 00:01:07,646 was sent to prison by a military court... 24 00:01:07,714 --> 00:01:09,181 for a crime they didn't commit. 25 00:01:09,249 --> 00:01:10,580 These men promptly escaped... 26 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:12,140 from a maximum-security stockade... 27 00:01:12,219 --> 00:01:13,811 to the Los Angeles underground. 28 00:01:13,887 --> 00:01:15,616 Today, still wanted by the government... 29 00:01:15,689 --> 00:01:17,452 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 30 00:01:17,524 --> 00:01:19,992 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 31 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,493 and if you can find them... 32 00:01:21,561 --> 00:01:23,495 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 33 00:01:23,563 --> 00:01:25,121 [gun firing] 34 00:02:44,778 --> 00:02:46,040 Pickup, Patty. 35 00:02:54,754 --> 00:02:56,847 (Skeeter) lf l'm lying, l'm dying, Patty. 36 00:02:56,923 --> 00:02:58,049 [Skeeter laughing] 37 00:02:58,892 --> 00:03:02,487 So anyway, this big old possum about the size of a Doberman. 38 00:03:02,562 --> 00:03:03,961 He was big. 39 00:03:04,097 --> 00:03:06,930 He come scooting out from underneath the front axle. 40 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,764 l don't know, l guess he was up there where the exhaust is... 41 00:03:09,836 --> 00:03:11,269 'cause it's kind of warm up there. 42 00:03:11,338 --> 00:03:13,135 He probably fell asleep, l don't know. 43 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,867 Anyway, he comes scooting out... Yeah. 44 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:16,875 ...grabbed my cheeseburger and took off. 45 00:03:16,943 --> 00:03:19,207 He takes off like a turpentine cat. 46 00:03:19,279 --> 00:03:21,440 Might near scared me to death. 47 00:03:21,515 --> 00:03:24,416 Biggest darn possum l ever did see in my whole life. 48 00:03:25,352 --> 00:03:29,288 Skeeter, all l can say is, l'm glad you haven't deserted us. 49 00:03:29,389 --> 00:03:31,254 Not in a million years, honey. 50 00:03:31,324 --> 00:03:33,918 You know what l can't figure out? l just can't figure out how... 51 00:03:33,994 --> 00:03:36,360 that Cactus Jack Slater can get away with this here thing? 52 00:03:36,429 --> 00:03:39,227 Come on, Skeeter, he's got a lot of nasty friends. 53 00:03:39,699 --> 00:03:41,929 l guess most people just rather not have any trouble. 54 00:03:42,002 --> 00:03:43,299 They stay away. 55 00:03:43,370 --> 00:03:45,429 He's busted up a couple of rigs. He has? 56 00:03:45,505 --> 00:03:47,530 And put the word out this place is off limits. 57 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:49,939 How come you folks haven't gone down to Sheriff's office... 58 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:52,444 and sworn out a complaint or something? 59 00:03:55,181 --> 00:03:57,172 lt's just our word against his. 60 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:58,512 l don't think a piece of paper... 61 00:03:58,585 --> 00:04:00,849 is gonna stop someone like Slater, do you? 62 00:04:05,292 --> 00:04:08,284 Coffee? We got a special on ham and eggs. What can l get you? 63 00:04:08,361 --> 00:04:10,124 Tell you what l'd like, darling. 64 00:04:10,196 --> 00:04:12,460 l'd like to talk to your mom and dad. 65 00:04:12,933 --> 00:04:14,491 Think you can arrange that for me? 66 00:04:14,568 --> 00:04:16,763 Actually, they're kind of busy right now. 67 00:04:16,836 --> 00:04:21,500 ls that so? Oh, what a mess. Coffee all over the counter. 68 00:04:21,641 --> 00:04:23,233 Why, that's no way to treat a lady. 69 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:25,403 Why don't you just get out of our restaurant, Slater. 70 00:04:25,478 --> 00:04:27,378 (Skeeter) Why don't you guys just... 71 00:04:27,914 --> 00:04:30,382 get on out of here like she asked you to? 72 00:04:30,717 --> 00:04:31,775 Don't push me. 73 00:04:36,222 --> 00:04:37,484 Now... 74 00:04:38,191 --> 00:04:41,217 l believe l was asking if l could talk to your mom and dad. 75 00:04:41,294 --> 00:04:44,354 Slater, get out before l call the Sheriff. 76 00:04:45,265 --> 00:04:47,256 And take that trash with you. 77 00:04:47,701 --> 00:04:49,794 l come in here to make you my final offer... 78 00:04:49,869 --> 00:04:51,962 for this place and what happens? 79 00:04:52,305 --> 00:04:54,330 Folks start pointing guns at me. 80 00:04:54,407 --> 00:04:57,001 Get out. l'm not gonna say it again. 81 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:04,079 Come on, boys. l don't think we're welcome here. 82 00:05:05,151 --> 00:05:06,175 [groaning] 83 00:05:06,252 --> 00:05:07,276 Joe! 84 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,752 l'd say you need a little lesson in manners, old man. 85 00:05:09,823 --> 00:05:12,690 Why don't we all pay a little visit to the kitchen? 86 00:05:13,059 --> 00:05:15,357 See what these folks have on the menu. 87 00:05:19,499 --> 00:05:20,693 [Joe grunting] 88 00:05:31,911 --> 00:05:35,438 Look at that. Your dishes are all blown to hell. 89 00:05:39,786 --> 00:05:42,277 l hear these grills get up to 300 degrees. 90 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:45,251 l want this place, old man. 91 00:05:45,325 --> 00:05:46,952 l want it real bad. 92 00:05:47,661 --> 00:05:51,290 You're out of business, Joe. You're closed down. 93 00:05:57,671 --> 00:06:00,139 [[[country music playing] 94 00:06:51,491 --> 00:06:54,619 l'm not surprised that the A-Team turned us down. 95 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:57,195 lt was worth a shot though, Skeeter. 96 00:06:57,263 --> 00:06:59,458 lt was either that or sell out to Slater. 97 00:06:59,532 --> 00:07:01,295 Yeah, l guess so. 98 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:04,962 With Pop in the hospital, we can't fight Slater alone. 99 00:07:05,939 --> 00:07:08,066 Now, it looks like we got to sell. 100 00:07:08,641 --> 00:07:09,665 [sighing] 101 00:07:09,743 --> 00:07:12,712 l don't get it. We followed the directions perfectly. 102 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:16,374 Did exactly what the Chinese man said, and no A-Team. 103 00:07:16,616 --> 00:07:17,878 Yeah, l know, Patty. 104 00:07:17,951 --> 00:07:20,977 But l hear they're real particular about who they work for. 105 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,613 We can't give up. 106 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:26,858 All right, maybe this one is a dead end... 107 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:29,121 but we'll find a way to stop Slater. 108 00:07:32,031 --> 00:07:33,191 What's that? 109 00:07:42,675 --> 00:07:44,006 [brakes screeching] 110 00:07:50,016 --> 00:07:51,210 [birds chirping] 111 00:07:53,052 --> 00:07:54,451 What happened? 112 00:07:54,587 --> 00:07:56,851 There's a rock slide about a quarter mile down the road. 113 00:07:56,923 --> 00:07:58,686 You'll have to take a detour. 114 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:02,057 lsn't there any way around? Nope. Not on this road. 115 00:08:02,362 --> 00:08:03,989 Nice truck they got there... 116 00:08:04,063 --> 00:08:06,759 hauling a big load of juicy, red apples. 117 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,794 Well... 118 00:08:09,702 --> 00:08:13,729 congratulations, Miss Dutton. You just found the A-Team. 119 00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:15,468 [both exclaiming] 120 00:08:18,545 --> 00:08:21,912 We had to be sure you weren't hauling anything except apples. 121 00:08:22,315 --> 00:08:24,180 And not a bunch of military police. 122 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:27,413 But l thought that-- Well, you can't be too careful. 123 00:08:27,487 --> 00:08:29,216 Oh, lordy be, l can't believe this. 124 00:08:29,289 --> 00:08:31,985 l'll be a cat's tail tied to a string of firecrackers. 125 00:08:32,058 --> 00:08:34,288 Are you guys really the A-Team? We found the A-Team? 126 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,622 All my friends call me Skeeter. 127 00:08:35,695 --> 00:08:37,720 lt's 'cause l'm so quick. l sure am glad to meet you. 128 00:08:37,797 --> 00:08:39,389 l'm Hannibal Smith. Hello. 129 00:08:39,465 --> 00:08:40,659 This is B.A. Baracus. 130 00:08:41,701 --> 00:08:42,690 Oh. 131 00:08:42,769 --> 00:08:45,829 That's Faceman and Murdock's reading the cookbook. 132 00:08:45,905 --> 00:08:47,668 You tell me if l'm right or wrong now. 133 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:50,766 A tray of Rock Cornish Game Hens should be basted... 134 00:08:51,177 --> 00:08:54,112 every 25 minutes until they are a golden brown, right? 135 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:56,444 We can talk about the stuffing later. 136 00:08:56,549 --> 00:08:58,107 He heard you ran a diner. 137 00:08:59,219 --> 00:09:01,084 Now, you told Mr. Lee that some cowboy... 138 00:09:01,154 --> 00:09:02,712 is trying to run you out of business? 139 00:09:02,789 --> 00:09:04,086 Cactus Jack Slater. 140 00:09:04,157 --> 00:09:06,557 He owns a string of coffee shops along the lnterstate. 141 00:09:06,626 --> 00:09:09,254 Stale bread, lousy burgers, cold coffee. 142 00:09:09,329 --> 00:09:10,956 Sounds like he should open an airline. 143 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:13,260 lf you've just got a small family business... 144 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:14,857 what would make someone like Slater... 145 00:09:14,934 --> 00:09:17,334 be willing to put up the money to buy you out? 146 00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:20,270 We can't figure it. God knows we're not getting rich at it. 147 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:24,208 Whatever reason Slater has for wanting to take over our diner, he means to. 148 00:09:24,277 --> 00:09:26,302 He's scared away most of our regulars... 149 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:28,210 and put my father in the hospital. 150 00:09:28,348 --> 00:09:32,307 Well, slime balls like Slater are tough but we can handle them. 151 00:09:32,685 --> 00:09:35,153 l don't think we can afford to hire you, Mr. Smith. 152 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:38,247 Well, your daughter already gave us $10,000, ma'am. 153 00:09:38,691 --> 00:09:40,716 Patty, that's your life savings. 154 00:09:41,527 --> 00:09:42,994 lt's nothing without you and Dad... 155 00:09:43,062 --> 00:09:45,257 having a place of your own to work and live. 156 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:48,662 Our diner is all we have. 157 00:09:49,202 --> 00:09:52,262 l just can't believe this. lmagine me... 158 00:09:52,605 --> 00:09:54,596 standing around jawing with the A-Team. 159 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:58,734 Well, first thing we have to do is take a look at your place. 160 00:09:58,811 --> 00:10:01,712 So, let's all mount up and move out. Okay? 161 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:07,577 l've seen worse, Hannibal. Give me a couple of hours... 162 00:10:08,254 --> 00:10:09,846 and some tools... 163 00:10:10,123 --> 00:10:13,490 get rid of Murdock, and l'll have this place looking like new. 164 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:17,963 Man, l am telling you. l mean, here l am reading up on how to prepare food... 165 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:19,828 so that we can run this diner properly... 166 00:10:19,899 --> 00:10:21,093 and that's the thanks l get. 167 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:22,862 [imitating B.A.] ''Get rid of Murdock.'' 168 00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:26,503 Okay, then. You take care of the food... 169 00:10:26,873 --> 00:10:28,568 and l'll handle the mechanical stuff. 170 00:10:28,641 --> 00:10:30,302 Right, right. 171 00:10:30,376 --> 00:10:32,503 Look at you, skinny as a rail. 172 00:10:32,712 --> 00:10:34,976 Looks like you could use some good home cooking. 173 00:10:35,648 --> 00:10:37,980 No, you don't. 174 00:10:39,018 --> 00:10:40,952 Save your appetite for dinner. 175 00:10:41,521 --> 00:10:42,715 (Patty) We have a problem. 176 00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:45,155 Our next delivery isn't till the end of the week. 177 00:10:45,224 --> 00:10:48,159 Well, what do you need? Excuse me, Colonel. Excuse me, ma'am. 178 00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:50,058 Since l'm sort of captain of the galley... 179 00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:51,824 l took responsibility upon myself... 180 00:10:51,898 --> 00:10:54,059 to make up a list of the things that we need. 181 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:57,364 [French accent] lt is the only way that Chef Murdock... 182 00:10:57,437 --> 00:11:01,874 can create culinary wonders that titillate the palate. 183 00:11:02,809 --> 00:11:06,210 Right. Now, would you give us a rundown on Slater's operation? 184 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:09,214 He's got three diners. One over here on l-Five... 185 00:11:09,282 --> 00:11:11,409 another one on the other side of the junction... 186 00:11:11,484 --> 00:11:13,952 and one just outside of Barstow. 187 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,715 He has an office in his main warehouse... 188 00:11:15,788 --> 00:11:18,188 about 30 miles south of here over in East County. 189 00:11:18,257 --> 00:11:20,657 Face, we're gonna need a picture of one of Slater's trucks. 190 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:21,785 Right. 191 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:25,363 And Skeeter, l'd like to borrow your rig. 192 00:11:25,698 --> 00:11:26,756 What're you gonna do? 193 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,762 Grocery shopping. 194 00:11:32,972 --> 00:11:35,736 (Murdock) Well, it's a little loud for my tastes, Colonel. 195 00:11:35,808 --> 00:11:37,901 But l do like the home cooking aspect. 196 00:11:37,977 --> 00:11:39,706 lt sort of suits my style. 197 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:42,805 [French accent] Wait till you see the recipes... 198 00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:45,942 that chef Murdock is going to pull from his secret file. 199 00:11:46,152 --> 00:11:48,712 What? Eggs over easy? No, no, no, no, no. 200 00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:51,484 We're going to hash a little trash, after mash. 201 00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,115 We're gonna add a little spice... 202 00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:55,387 make it real nice. 203 00:11:55,461 --> 00:11:57,361 Turn up the heat, get ready to eat. 204 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,364 You're gonna eat this if you don't shut up. 205 00:11:59,432 --> 00:12:02,128 Now we got the truck. Now all we have to do is stop theirs. 206 00:12:02,201 --> 00:12:05,466 Yeah, how we gonna do that? Face, you will think of a way. 207 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:37,368 Thanks for stopping. l didn't know what to do. 208 00:12:38,838 --> 00:12:40,100 [birds chirping] 209 00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:42,573 What's the matter? She just died. 210 00:12:43,142 --> 00:12:45,303 You think maybe it could be something electrical? 211 00:12:45,378 --> 00:12:47,369 l was meaning to get a tune up. 212 00:12:57,723 --> 00:12:59,190 How's it look, B.A.? 213 00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:00,555 The fool is under the truck. 214 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,059 l hope he know what he's doing. 215 00:13:02,128 --> 00:13:04,528 Well, you might be surprised at what old Murdock knows. 216 00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:06,155 Now l get the feeling more and more... 217 00:13:06,232 --> 00:13:08,530 that his brain works on many different levels. 218 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:11,832 Like layers, peeling away one after the other, exposing... 219 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:14,998 new and wondrous aspects of H. M. Murdock. 220 00:13:15,108 --> 00:13:17,372 That's very poetic, Face. l thought so. 221 00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:19,536 Poetic? You mean pathetic. 222 00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:23,142 You peel off Murdock's brain, you get nothing but Jell-O. 223 00:13:23,316 --> 00:13:25,147 He thinks he's a French chef. 224 00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:27,013 He's gonna poison us with his cooking. 225 00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:29,646 Now B.A., where's your sense of adventure? 226 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:37,324 Well, could be your regulator shorted out a couple of fuses. 227 00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:39,897 But l got a schedule to keep. 228 00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:44,566 ls he done yet? 229 00:13:44,971 --> 00:13:47,201 Yeah, here the fool come. Hurry up. 230 00:13:51,511 --> 00:13:52,739 Voila! 231 00:13:56,349 --> 00:13:59,147 [French accent] l have taken the vavoom out of the locomotion. 232 00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:02,187 [normal accent] ln other words, that truck is ain't, like going nowhere. 233 00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:03,449 You know what l mean, Colonel? 234 00:14:03,523 --> 00:14:05,821 l mean, it is a stone gathering no moss. Catch my drift? 235 00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:08,452 B.A., let's go do some shopping. 236 00:14:10,363 --> 00:14:13,799 Next gas station l pass, l'll send a tow truck back for you. 237 00:14:20,806 --> 00:14:23,070 [engine cranking] 238 00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:27,969 Can you believe this? 239 00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:29,611 What's wrong? 240 00:14:29,815 --> 00:14:32,511 lt was running fine. l just had this baby worked on. 241 00:14:54,807 --> 00:14:58,743 Where you going? Got to pick up a load for the Barstow diner. 242 00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:01,641 Okay, pull it on through. 243 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:34,769 Let's get it loaded. 244 00:15:46,692 --> 00:15:48,353 Check, limas. 245 00:15:48,761 --> 00:15:50,695 Check, apple sauce. 246 00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:53,994 Check. Got your coffee. Check. 247 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:57,035 Murdock, we really could use a hand out there. 248 00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:58,468 l'll be with you in a minute, Colonel. 249 00:15:58,537 --> 00:16:00,129 l just got to inventory these babies here. 250 00:16:00,273 --> 00:16:02,241 Peaches, check. Murdock? 251 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:06,333 You wanna trade jobs? No, l wouldn't, thank you. 252 00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:12,043 Oatmeal, check. Peanuts.... 253 00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:16,512 B.A., you ain't seen a box outside marked roasted peanuts, have you? 254 00:16:17,957 --> 00:16:21,051 l hate to use parsley as a garnish on my omelets. You know what l mean? 255 00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:23,652 l mean, every old coffee shop you stop at uses parsley. 256 00:16:23,729 --> 00:16:26,323 Right next to that little, thin slice of orange that they're on. 257 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:27,889 l thought l'd try something different. 258 00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:30,333 With peanuts, you got your shape, you got your texture. 259 00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:32,598 You look good eating peanuts. You'd look good eating peanuts. 260 00:16:32,672 --> 00:16:35,140 They look good right next to those limas. Don't you think so? 261 00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:37,300 Shut up, fool! We got enough nuts around here. 262 00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:39,742 lf you don't get out there and start lifting some things... 263 00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:42,246 l'm gonna turn you and baste you till you're black and blue. 264 00:16:42,315 --> 00:16:44,613 Now, come on now. Go. 265 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,514 B.A... 266 00:16:49,855 --> 00:16:51,447 that was inspirational. 267 00:16:56,362 --> 00:16:58,557 We expecting a truck this afternoon? 268 00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:02,330 Yeah, but it was supposed to be Daly. 269 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:04,602 l don't recognize those guys. 270 00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,868 What the hell's going on out there? 271 00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:12,969 Hey! (Hannibal) Let's get out of here. 272 00:17:14,313 --> 00:17:16,110 l wanna talk to you guys. 273 00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:36,858 Get me the main gate. 274 00:17:36,936 --> 00:17:38,164 [phone ringing] 275 00:17:38,504 --> 00:17:41,337 Front gate. Yeah, l want that truck stopped. 276 00:17:41,707 --> 00:17:42,969 Yes, sir, Mr. Slater. 277 00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,601 He wants us to hold that truck. 278 00:17:56,722 --> 00:17:58,087 Stand on it, B.A. 279 00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:03,761 [horn honking] 280 00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:41,597 Hi, Warren Havinhurst of Mutual Home lnsurance. 281 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,066 All right, go ahead. 282 00:18:51,677 --> 00:18:54,168 (Slater) Some guys painted my logo on the side of a truck. 283 00:18:54,246 --> 00:18:56,510 Well, l don't understand it. 284 00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:58,413 Well, if l'm going to settle this claim... 285 00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:00,042 l have to have all the facts. 286 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:01,848 And who the hell are you? 287 00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:06,085 Warren Havinhurst, Claims Adjuster, Mutual Home lnsurance. 288 00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:07,858 Boy, you know, it's a good thing... 289 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:09,690 l was in the area when my office called. 290 00:19:09,762 --> 00:19:12,094 You see, l was scheduled to drive up to Bakersfield, but... 291 00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:14,064 well, l managed to rearrange my schedule... 292 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:15,998 and get over here as soon as l could. 293 00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:18,263 l didn't call any insurance company. 294 00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:20,232 Yeah. Well, somebody in your office... 295 00:19:20,306 --> 00:19:22,570 probably did and it's a good thing, too. 296 00:19:22,908 --> 00:19:24,933 What's he doing going through all these files? 297 00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:27,274 He was just looking at the new shopping center. 298 00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:29,644 Oh, l see you're building yourself quite a little complex. 299 00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:32,013 Now, Mr. Slater, my company happens to have... 300 00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:33,881 an all inclusive commercial insurance-- 301 00:19:33,953 --> 00:19:36,581 l want you to put these files back right away. 302 00:19:38,657 --> 00:19:39,851 Now, look... 303 00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:43,287 l told you l didn't call any Claims Adjuster. 304 00:19:43,362 --> 00:19:45,728 You didn't? Oh, man! 305 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:49,228 Look, l'm terribly sorry. There must be some mistake. l.... 306 00:19:49,301 --> 00:19:53,032 My secretary must have given me the wrong address. l.... 307 00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:56,533 Here's a little something our office is giving out. Here. 308 00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,167 l got to make another call. 309 00:19:58,244 --> 00:20:00,144 Some guy backed a car through a garage... 310 00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:02,737 right into his swimming pool. Unbelievable, huh? 311 00:20:02,815 --> 00:20:06,080 Right. Well, good luck with your business. Excuse me. 312 00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:29,701 All right. 313 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:32,305 Get the rest of the boys. 314 00:20:32,912 --> 00:20:35,176 We're going back to the Cup A' Joe. 315 00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,450 lf those guys think some hamburger patties... 316 00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:39,882 and a couple of cans of beans... 317 00:20:39,952 --> 00:20:42,978 can put them back in business, they're crazy. 318 00:20:46,258 --> 00:20:48,226 [people chattering] 319 00:20:51,897 --> 00:20:55,526 You get 86. A hot hamburger... 320 00:20:55,601 --> 00:20:57,034 double D. 321 00:20:58,003 --> 00:20:59,470 [sizzling] 322 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,287 All right, all right. l'm working on the side here. 323 00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:27,457 Give me a double delight, hold the mayo. 324 00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:29,831 Give me two eyes, over and a stack of nuts. 325 00:21:29,902 --> 00:21:31,426 l need a moose. 326 00:21:31,503 --> 00:21:33,403 And give a mash with that, okay? 327 00:21:33,472 --> 00:21:36,600 Two dogs, burn them and one moo cow, hold the straw. 328 00:21:36,675 --> 00:21:38,165 Can l get a side of skins, too? 329 00:21:41,413 --> 00:21:42,744 [birds chirping] 330 00:21:53,225 --> 00:21:54,351 How'd it go? 331 00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:56,951 Like a charm. And you'll be interested in this. 332 00:21:57,029 --> 00:22:00,931 ln Slater's office, l found the blueprints to a new shopping center. 333 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:04,201 Diner, motels, boutiques, the whole ball of wax. 334 00:22:04,436 --> 00:22:06,904 And guess what? The proposed location... 335 00:22:07,706 --> 00:22:10,004 same address as Cup A' Joe Diner. 336 00:22:10,275 --> 00:22:11,606 Hmm. Mmm-hmm. 337 00:22:12,277 --> 00:22:14,006 Now why would he wanna put the money... 338 00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:15,569 into a shopping center out here? 339 00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:18,378 l don't know, but you got to admit it's a pretty central location. 340 00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:20,145 The nearest interstate is ten miles. 341 00:22:20,219 --> 00:22:22,187 All you get is local traffic here. 342 00:22:22,688 --> 00:22:25,248 Anyway, hang up the suit. Put on an apron. 343 00:22:25,891 --> 00:22:27,290 Uh.... 344 00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:31,087 l was afraid you were going to forget about us. 345 00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:34,394 Forget about you? Me? Never. 346 00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:36,496 Could you put the cups behind the counter? 347 00:22:36,568 --> 00:22:39,002 Actually, l prefer crystal. 348 00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:42,370 And candlelight? You read my mind. 349 00:22:43,075 --> 00:22:45,737 Now read mine. Cups. 350 00:22:46,779 --> 00:22:47,939 Right. 351 00:22:53,919 --> 00:22:55,352 What is this? 352 00:22:55,421 --> 00:22:57,616 What is this, man? Look at that. 353 00:22:57,690 --> 00:23:01,251 Does this look like 100% ground sirloin? No. 354 00:23:01,326 --> 00:23:05,126 Now, l told you l need 100% ground sirloin... 355 00:23:05,197 --> 00:23:07,859 for the Murdock Double Cheeseburger Deluxe. 356 00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:10,424 l gotta have lean meat. You know that. 357 00:23:10,536 --> 00:23:12,163 One other thing... 358 00:23:12,371 --> 00:23:14,965 that microwave, it's gotta go. 359 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,203 l'm not gonna have my food heated and reheated in that thing. 360 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:22,804 All of my food is gonna be sauteed or pan fried. Yeah. 361 00:23:22,881 --> 00:23:25,076 l'm gonna pan fry you. You don't know how to cook. 362 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,243 All you're gonna do is poison the people out there. 363 00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:30,152 That's not true, man. l got my cookbook. Where is it? 364 00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:33,055 That's the type of cookbook they use to feed crazy people like you. 365 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:37,084 Stop talking, there it is. lt's got great recipes with lots of vitamins in them. 366 00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:40,531 Where are my pages? Where are my pages? 367 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,024 [screaming] 368 00:23:43,869 --> 00:23:45,700 Okay, guys, stand by. 369 00:23:45,771 --> 00:23:48,001 Slater and his hot dogs will be by any time now. 370 00:23:48,073 --> 00:23:50,541 With the hash l'm slinging, this place is gonna be cooking. 371 00:23:50,609 --> 00:23:52,668 ln fact, l'm thinking of renaming this place. 372 00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:56,237 lnstead of Cup A' Joe, l'm gonna call it Krakatoa, Cup A' Java. 373 00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:57,304 [grunting] 374 00:24:05,624 --> 00:24:07,182 You see that billboard, Bowers? 375 00:24:08,861 --> 00:24:10,692 ''Free Lunch at Cup A' Joe's.'' 376 00:24:21,907 --> 00:24:24,967 Look at that. Taunting me. 377 00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:28,035 They're dead. 378 00:24:33,819 --> 00:24:35,582 Well, how are we doing? 379 00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:37,951 l've never seen it so busy before in my life. 380 00:24:38,123 --> 00:24:41,889 lt pays to advertise. Especially when Slater is paying the bill. 381 00:24:44,163 --> 00:24:47,792 Let's just hope that they come back when the food isn't free. 382 00:25:08,353 --> 00:25:09,718 All right. 383 00:25:10,088 --> 00:25:13,922 Now when l walk out of here, l want these guys left in pieces. 384 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:16,825 Let's do it. 385 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:18,920 [car door slamming] 386 00:25:18,997 --> 00:25:21,727 All right, l got three sunny sides here. 387 00:25:22,801 --> 00:25:25,201 Here's your BLT with the extra mayo... 388 00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:27,966 and l got five burgers browning on the grill. 389 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,908 Well, would you look at this. 390 00:25:31,243 --> 00:25:32,938 You know, if you didn't know better... 391 00:25:33,011 --> 00:25:35,377 you'd walk in here and think this place had a future. 392 00:25:35,447 --> 00:25:37,779 lt's got a future. ls that so? 393 00:25:38,884 --> 00:25:42,320 Who are you, pal? One, l'm not your pal... 394 00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:44,720 and two, you probably didn't notice... 395 00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,121 but there's a sign out front... 396 00:25:46,191 --> 00:25:50,355 that says the management gets to refuse service to anyone. 397 00:25:50,662 --> 00:25:53,290 Well, you're anyone. 398 00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:54,794 (B.A.) That's right, sucker. 399 00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:57,358 lf you got a problem with that, take it up with me. 400 00:25:57,436 --> 00:26:00,234 Problem? l'll show you what a problem is. 401 00:26:02,541 --> 00:26:03,530 [grunts] 402 00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:05,638 [dishes clattering] 403 00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:07,968 [groans] 404 00:26:12,784 --> 00:26:15,252 No, that's all right, folks, nothing to worry about. 405 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,720 We just decided to remodel the kitchen a bit. 406 00:26:17,856 --> 00:26:18,845 [thudding] 407 00:26:19,858 --> 00:26:21,086 Enjoy your meal. 408 00:26:21,193 --> 00:26:23,161 [French accent] lt's not a polite thing... 409 00:26:23,228 --> 00:26:25,128 to interrupt an artist at work. 410 00:26:31,536 --> 00:26:32,798 [clanging] 411 00:26:49,821 --> 00:26:53,086 lt's been fun. More importantly, it's been educational. 412 00:27:05,904 --> 00:27:07,804 l never thought l'd see the day... 413 00:27:07,873 --> 00:27:11,172 when Cactus Jack Slater and his boys were sent packing like that. 414 00:27:11,243 --> 00:27:12,904 This time we did them over easy. 415 00:27:12,978 --> 00:27:14,775 Next time, we'll scramble them. 416 00:27:23,155 --> 00:27:24,588 [birds chirping] 417 00:27:25,757 --> 00:27:27,247 [sizzling] 418 00:27:31,697 --> 00:27:34,689 You need a special touch to keep these fellas from overcooking... 419 00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:37,462 'cause what we're talking about is a light, golden brown... 420 00:27:37,536 --> 00:27:39,128 and it's all in the timing. 421 00:27:39,204 --> 00:27:42,071 That special ability to sense the split second... 422 00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:43,835 that these little muchachos reach... 423 00:27:43,909 --> 00:27:46,036 the critical temperature, which is 192.5 degrees. 424 00:27:46,111 --> 00:27:48,443 Otherwise, what you're talking about is plaster of Paris... 425 00:27:48,513 --> 00:27:49,673 and then breaking the teeth. 426 00:27:49,748 --> 00:27:52,774 You know, Murdock, you'd make somebody an excellent wife. 427 00:27:52,851 --> 00:27:54,045 [people chattering] 428 00:27:54,953 --> 00:27:58,081 Have you seen my paprika? l need my paprika. 429 00:27:58,290 --> 00:27:59,723 l'm out of paprika. 430 00:28:00,058 --> 00:28:01,616 ls that bad? 431 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:03,488 l'm ruined. 432 00:28:05,364 --> 00:28:08,595 Without my paprika, l can't powder my macaroni salad. 433 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:10,794 Without paprika l can't season my hash browns. 434 00:28:10,869 --> 00:28:13,167 Without paprika l can't serve my eggs. Without paprika-- 435 00:28:13,238 --> 00:28:15,570 All right, all right, all right Murdock, l get the point. 436 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,130 Could you do me a favor? 437 00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:20,576 Could you go out and ask B.A. to rummage around in them cartons out there... 438 00:28:20,645 --> 00:28:22,670 and see if he can find any paprika? 439 00:28:22,748 --> 00:28:24,773 You want me to go out and ask B.A. for paprika? 440 00:28:24,850 --> 00:28:26,442 Remember that girl you had me call? 441 00:28:26,518 --> 00:28:27,712 (both) Paprika. 442 00:28:30,155 --> 00:28:34,148 B.A., Murdock says he needs some paprika for the old hash browns. 443 00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:37,427 Paprika? Yeah, look under spices. 444 00:28:37,562 --> 00:28:39,996 Yeah, you know l've been in there giving Murdock a hand. 445 00:28:40,065 --> 00:28:44,024 You know, just the two of us, hovering over the grill, side by side. 446 00:28:44,102 --> 00:28:46,900 And l gotta tell you, he's very impressive. 447 00:28:46,972 --> 00:28:48,997 Yeah, you ought to give him a chance. 448 00:28:49,074 --> 00:28:51,872 l ain't getting along with nobody. Especially Murdock. 449 00:28:51,943 --> 00:28:54,138 l'm just tolerating him to keep the diner open. 450 00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:55,873 But the fool is driving me crazy. 451 00:28:55,947 --> 00:28:58,040 Asking for this, asking for that... 452 00:28:58,116 --> 00:29:01,347 flipping omelets, turning bacon, and slapping burgers. 453 00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:03,217 Fool think he's the Galloping Gourmet. 454 00:29:03,288 --> 00:29:04,846 Well, l don't know, B.A. You know... 455 00:29:04,923 --> 00:29:06,948 you might learn a little something from Murdock. 456 00:29:07,025 --> 00:29:09,994 l mean, you gotta admit, those crepes this morning he made for breakfast... 457 00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:12,553 they weren't half bad. l mean, l even had seconds. 458 00:29:13,832 --> 00:29:17,268 Yeah, they reminded me of the ones Susie used to make. 459 00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:22,167 You're talking scared, Harry. l don't like that. 460 00:29:22,741 --> 00:29:25,039 Sure, l'm scared. Wouldn't you be? 461 00:29:25,811 --> 00:29:29,679 You said you'd have that diner by this time and you said there'd be no problems. 462 00:29:29,748 --> 00:29:31,841 That's the only reason l got involved in this. 463 00:29:31,917 --> 00:29:33,282 Wrong, Kaplan. 464 00:29:33,351 --> 00:29:35,012 When you changed the blueprints... 465 00:29:35,087 --> 00:29:37,521 and put in an off ramp by the Cup A' Joe... 466 00:29:37,589 --> 00:29:39,557 you knew it would turn into a goldmine. 467 00:29:39,624 --> 00:29:41,615 That's why you got involved in this. 468 00:29:41,693 --> 00:29:44,457 All right, what about these guys Dutton's hired? 469 00:29:44,796 --> 00:29:46,764 They could ruin everything. They won't. 470 00:29:46,832 --> 00:29:50,063 They had their punch, now it's my turn. 471 00:29:50,135 --> 00:29:53,161 What do you mean? l know a couple of boys in demolition. 472 00:29:53,238 --> 00:29:55,968 l'm gonna arrange a little surprise for these guys. 473 00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,702 (Slater) A surprise that goes boom. 474 00:29:58,743 --> 00:30:01,974 Man, it sounds like this guy's coming back to blow us up. 475 00:30:02,047 --> 00:30:03,036 A pleasant thought. 476 00:30:03,115 --> 00:30:05,606 [French accent] lf there's going to be a souffle that goes boom... 477 00:30:05,684 --> 00:30:08,517 someone should tell this guy the A-Team will make it. 478 00:30:08,587 --> 00:30:09,918 l'll second that, Murdock. 479 00:30:09,988 --> 00:30:12,354 The only way to guard against explosives... 480 00:30:12,424 --> 00:30:14,756 is to get to them before they go off. 481 00:30:14,826 --> 00:30:18,193 And how're we gonna do that if we don't know where they are? 482 00:30:18,263 --> 00:30:21,596 You get an explosives detector. 483 00:30:28,106 --> 00:30:29,403 [tires screeching] 484 00:30:37,015 --> 00:30:39,040 (Face) ls this the right outfit, Murdock? 485 00:30:39,117 --> 00:30:41,950 (Murdock) l don't know. l feel like l've seen myself before. 486 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:45,285 l feel strangely cold. 487 00:30:45,824 --> 00:30:47,519 [typewriter clacking] 488 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,531 Col. Mylowe, Fifth Armored Bomb Disposal Unit. 489 00:31:04,609 --> 00:31:05,598 Sir. 490 00:31:05,677 --> 00:31:08,737 l want your best explosive sniffing animal and l want him now. 491 00:31:08,813 --> 00:31:11,145 Does the Colonel have written authority for such a request? 492 00:31:11,216 --> 00:31:14,049 Soldier, are we gonna stand here and argue over a piece of paper... 493 00:31:14,119 --> 00:31:15,950 when hundreds of lives are on the line? 494 00:31:16,021 --> 00:31:19,081 l don't understand, sir. You don't understand. 495 00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:21,555 l hate to break security. 496 00:31:21,626 --> 00:31:23,958 l believe, Colonel, in this instance... 497 00:31:24,029 --> 00:31:26,691 that security is not an essential factor. 498 00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:28,588 Right. 499 00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:32,368 Soldier, what l'm about to tell you is highly classified... 500 00:31:32,437 --> 00:31:34,632 and intended for your ears only. ls that clear? 501 00:31:34,706 --> 00:31:35,764 Yes, sir. 502 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,470 Somehow, someone, or some highly organized group of individuals... 503 00:31:40,545 --> 00:31:44,845 has managed to plant a bomb in the Hungarian Ambassador's residence. 504 00:31:44,983 --> 00:31:47,747 lf that bomb is not dismantled, soldier... 505 00:31:47,819 --> 00:31:50,515 we are talking Hungarian goulash. 506 00:31:51,256 --> 00:31:55,420 We have less than 60 minutes to find and defuse that device. 507 00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:58,018 Now, Sgt. Murdock here has already begun the search... 508 00:31:58,096 --> 00:32:02,863 but unfortunately, his canine explosives detector... 509 00:32:02,934 --> 00:32:05,334 was killed in the line of duty. What was his name? 510 00:32:05,403 --> 00:32:07,871 Leader. lmon, the Leader. 511 00:32:08,006 --> 00:32:11,442 He was on the force for 13 years. 512 00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:15,273 He was sniffing petunias when suddenly... 513 00:32:15,347 --> 00:32:16,405 ka-boom! 514 00:32:16,481 --> 00:32:17,778 Dead dog. 515 00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:21,610 Last thing he said to me was.... 516 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:24,047 [barking] 517 00:32:25,156 --> 00:32:27,920 Now, Sergeant, we're running out of valuable time here. 518 00:32:27,993 --> 00:32:29,221 Yes, sir. 519 00:32:33,665 --> 00:32:37,499 This is Sgt. Burlow. Send over Shotgun, on the double. 520 00:32:38,436 --> 00:32:40,063 [whimpering] Listen, Shotgun... 521 00:32:40,138 --> 00:32:42,868 you're not giving me 100%. Now listen to this. 522 00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:44,238 [sniffing] 523 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:47,603 That is sniffing. You hear? Listen again. 524 00:32:47,712 --> 00:32:48,701 [Murdock sniffing] 525 00:32:48,813 --> 00:32:51,247 That's sniffing. You're acting like you're looking for trash. 526 00:32:51,316 --> 00:32:53,682 We're talking about explosives here. 527 00:32:54,052 --> 00:32:57,818 All right, turn around. See this dude here? See that dude in the gold? 528 00:32:58,056 --> 00:32:59,318 Well, you just remember this... 529 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:02,622 lf you don't do your job, he invented Shepherd's Pie. 530 00:33:02,694 --> 00:33:05,288 The fool gonna make that dog crazy like him. 531 00:33:05,697 --> 00:33:09,030 Oh, l don't know. Murdock's got a way with animals. 532 00:33:09,334 --> 00:33:13,031 Yeah, you right. They're the only ones that understand him. 533 00:33:16,441 --> 00:33:18,204 Colonel, looks like these guys came in... 534 00:33:18,276 --> 00:33:19,971 with more than just an appetite. 535 00:33:22,881 --> 00:33:25,941 Get that dog on them. Yeah, right. 536 00:33:27,018 --> 00:33:29,851 Come along, Shotgun. Come on. 537 00:33:30,622 --> 00:33:32,749 Here we go. Do your job, boy. 538 00:33:35,393 --> 00:33:36,382 Sniff. 539 00:33:39,464 --> 00:33:41,056 [whimpering] 540 00:33:46,571 --> 00:33:48,971 Ain't there health laws about having a dog in here? 541 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,640 Depends on whose health you're talking about. 542 00:33:53,845 --> 00:33:55,779 [Shotgun barking] 543 00:34:00,218 --> 00:34:02,618 Put your hands up. Move over there. 544 00:34:06,624 --> 00:34:09,286 All right, now what's in the lunch box? 545 00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,691 You guys are crazy. Oh, yeah. 546 00:34:17,702 --> 00:34:20,398 lt's gelignite, Hannibal. lt's a decoy. 547 00:34:24,609 --> 00:34:27,169 [Shotgun barking] B.A., look at that dog outside. 548 00:34:28,947 --> 00:34:31,814 Murdock, keep them covered. Come on, B.A. 549 00:34:40,525 --> 00:34:42,083 There's explosives in that truck. 550 00:34:57,409 --> 00:34:58,933 Where's he going with that truck? 551 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:01,137 Only as far as he has to. Come on. 552 00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:33,641 (Murdock) l'm a failure. Murdock. 553 00:35:33,912 --> 00:35:36,176 What happened? l'm a failure, man, l don't know. 554 00:35:36,247 --> 00:35:37,578 lt's all right, we understand. 555 00:35:37,649 --> 00:35:39,549 l got hit from the blind side, l don't know. 556 00:35:39,617 --> 00:35:40,914 [phone ringing] 557 00:35:41,252 --> 00:35:42,276 Yeah? 558 00:35:42,353 --> 00:35:43,411 Howdy. 559 00:35:44,522 --> 00:35:46,547 l got the girl and her old lady. 560 00:35:46,624 --> 00:35:49,855 Everything I need to make Joe Dutton sign over the diner. 561 00:35:49,928 --> 00:35:53,420 Now, if you wanna see them breathing again... 562 00:35:55,767 --> 00:35:56,961 take a hike. 563 00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:02,137 That was Slater. He's got Edith and Patty. 564 00:36:02,807 --> 00:36:04,138 l'm sorry. 565 00:36:10,648 --> 00:36:12,377 Slater doesn't get the diner... 566 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:15,613 until he gets Joe Dutton to sign over the papers on it. 567 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,711 Yeah, well, l hate to admit it, Hannibal... 568 00:36:17,789 --> 00:36:20,451 but it looks to me like Slater is holding four aces. 569 00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:22,322 And that's a hard hand to beat, Hannibal. 570 00:36:22,393 --> 00:36:25,021 Not if you draw into a straight flush, Sergeant. 571 00:36:27,765 --> 00:36:29,232 [birds chirping] 572 00:36:35,173 --> 00:36:37,607 You talked to your wife and kid on the phone. 573 00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:40,939 lf you want to see them in one piece, you'll sign right on the line. 574 00:37:05,169 --> 00:37:08,161 Mr. Slater? lt's Bowers. Dutton just signed the papers. 575 00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:10,537 All right, now listen. 576 00:37:10,775 --> 00:37:14,108 Take care of Dutton, then meet us back here. 577 00:37:17,782 --> 00:37:20,114 You just retired from the diner business. 578 00:37:20,552 --> 00:37:21,678 Permanently. 579 00:37:30,161 --> 00:37:32,152 Speaking about retirement... 580 00:37:33,431 --> 00:37:35,695 l figure you're both worth about 20 years. 581 00:37:39,737 --> 00:37:41,329 [van engine starting] 582 00:37:50,281 --> 00:37:52,249 These gentlemen are going to tell us... 583 00:37:52,317 --> 00:37:54,410 where Slater took Patty and her mother. 584 00:37:54,886 --> 00:37:59,016 And Slater's not going anywhere without this paper l signed. 585 00:37:59,857 --> 00:38:03,725 This gives us plenty of time to build him a big surprise. 586 00:38:04,162 --> 00:38:05,288 Right on. 587 00:38:35,026 --> 00:38:36,288 Well, what do you think, B.A.? 588 00:38:36,361 --> 00:38:39,125 Give me about a half an hour, l'll have it back on the road. 589 00:38:39,197 --> 00:38:41,893 A half an hour? Yeah, l agree with the big guy, Colonel. 590 00:38:41,966 --> 00:38:44,298 l mean, a roast may look burned on the outside... 591 00:38:44,369 --> 00:38:46,564 but inside it's medium rare. 592 00:38:46,638 --> 00:38:49,698 Medium rare? Food, food. l'm talking about food. 593 00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:17,591 Well, guys, what do you say we pay them a visit? 594 00:40:31,943 --> 00:40:33,069 Well... 595 00:40:34,178 --> 00:40:37,807 when Bowers gets back here with that piece of paper your old man signed... 596 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,846 the Cup A' Joe is mine. 597 00:40:55,032 --> 00:40:57,193 You'll never get away with this, Slater. 598 00:40:57,268 --> 00:41:00,965 My daughter's right. Someone will go for help. 599 00:41:01,038 --> 00:41:02,437 ls that right? 600 00:41:03,741 --> 00:41:04,730 Who? 601 00:41:07,912 --> 00:41:10,176 By now, Joe Dutton is history. 602 00:41:11,449 --> 00:41:13,713 And those four cowboys you hired... 603 00:41:13,785 --> 00:41:16,117 guys with machine guns don't go to the police. 604 00:41:20,091 --> 00:41:21,080 Tillis... 605 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,796 take these two ladies out of here and get rid of them. 606 00:41:33,704 --> 00:41:34,966 [horn honking] 607 00:42:40,371 --> 00:42:43,204 How are you two? Fine. My father? 608 00:42:43,674 --> 00:42:46,802 He's fine. We've moved him to another room in the hospital. 609 00:42:46,911 --> 00:42:48,742 The original Cactus Jack's. 610 00:42:48,813 --> 00:42:51,611 You know, Hannibal, l want to remember it just as it is. 611 00:42:51,749 --> 00:42:52,738 Yeah. 612 00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:56,884 lt does have a certain ambiance. 613 00:43:03,661 --> 00:43:05,253 [birds chirping] 614 00:43:05,863 --> 00:43:10,129 This is great. Terrific. Well, it feels good to be home. 615 00:43:10,735 --> 00:43:13,169 We sure owe you a lot, Mr. Smith. 616 00:43:13,304 --> 00:43:15,568 l was beginning to like the restaurant business. 617 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,076 Learned a lot of new recipes. Recipes? l don't understand. 618 00:43:19,543 --> 00:43:23,673 Well, like the one we just finished, Jailhouse Stew. 619 00:43:23,948 --> 00:43:27,315 You got Slater, a crooked county surveyor, add six hoodlums... 620 00:43:27,385 --> 00:43:29,876 you put them in the slammer and simmer them for 20 years. 621 00:43:29,954 --> 00:43:31,080 [both laughing] 622 00:43:31,155 --> 00:43:33,385 Candlelight and crystal, remember? 623 00:43:34,191 --> 00:43:35,624 How could l forget? 624 00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:39,318 Just promise me no coffee shops, okay? You got it. 625 00:43:39,697 --> 00:43:44,100 Oh, by the way, before l forget. There's your change. 626 00:43:45,102 --> 00:43:46,535 What? Yeah. 627 00:43:46,871 --> 00:43:47,860 What's this? 628 00:43:47,939 --> 00:43:50,271 Well, this is the receipt here, you see. 629 00:43:50,341 --> 00:43:53,208 You had four team members for 48 hours... 630 00:43:53,277 --> 00:43:57,475 you had three Mini-1 4s at $100 a day rental, miscellaneous ammo... 631 00:43:58,249 --> 00:44:01,047 and one cookbook to replace the cookbook... 632 00:44:01,118 --> 00:44:03,143 that Murdock lost in the line of duty. 633 00:44:03,220 --> 00:44:07,623 And, well, that comes to $3,650. Rounded off. 634 00:44:07,692 --> 00:44:10,752 Now, you subtract that from the $10,000 deposit... 635 00:44:10,828 --> 00:44:15,595 and that leaves $6,350 returned to you. 636 00:44:21,105 --> 00:44:23,335 (Murdock) B.A., this is not the way to do it. 637 00:44:23,407 --> 00:44:25,807 Be cool, man. l know what l'm doing. 638 00:44:25,876 --> 00:44:28,868 Chili is a delicate balance... 639 00:44:28,946 --> 00:44:32,712 of beans, meat and of herbs. 640 00:44:32,783 --> 00:44:35,775 Everything must be in their proper proportion. 641 00:44:36,554 --> 00:44:39,682 Quiet, let me cook. l call this B.A.'s chili. 642 00:44:40,725 --> 00:44:42,192 [bubbling] 643 00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:55,771 Well, what do you think? 644 00:44:56,607 --> 00:44:59,007 lt's not bad. ln fact, it's pretty good. 645 00:44:59,243 --> 00:45:00,904 lt's also pretty hot. 646 00:45:01,779 --> 00:45:02,768 [burps]