1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,509 lf you fail to pay it... 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:06,556 l take over your little pasta plant. 3 00:00:06,623 --> 00:00:08,682 l can't come up with that money. 4 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,818 You squeeze but you don't strangle. 5 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:13,328 lf you run he'll only squeeze tighter. 6 00:00:13,831 --> 00:00:14,820 (Jack) What the hell? 7 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,199 Bar is closed. 8 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,633 [screaming] 9 00:00:21,338 --> 00:00:23,397 You think you're gonna try and throw me out of here. 10 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,068 The man is dead. 11 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,848 (Murdock) He died trying to help all of us. 12 00:00:33,350 --> 00:00:35,784 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 13 00:00:35,853 --> 00:00:37,787 was sent to prison by a military court... 14 00:00:37,855 --> 00:00:39,254 for a crime they didn't commit. 15 00:00:39,323 --> 00:00:40,585 These men promptly escaped... 16 00:00:40,657 --> 00:00:42,215 from a maximum-security stockade... 17 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,759 to the Los Angeles underground. 18 00:00:43,827 --> 00:00:45,556 Today, still wanted by the government... 19 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,529 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 20 00:00:47,598 --> 00:00:50,066 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 21 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,225 and if you can find them... 22 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,565 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 23 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,571 [gun firing] 24 00:02:11,515 --> 00:02:13,142 [birds chirping] 25 00:02:16,453 --> 00:02:19,911 (Nathan) Jackie, you gotta know when to and when not to. 26 00:02:20,691 --> 00:02:22,955 lf you hit him too hard, you cause permanent damage. 27 00:02:23,026 --> 00:02:26,154 You hit him too soft, nobody pays any attention. 28 00:02:26,496 --> 00:02:28,123 lt's knowing the difference... 29 00:02:28,198 --> 00:02:29,790 that's what makes a man successful. 30 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:31,891 Mr. Vincent, l've been doing real good out there... 31 00:02:31,969 --> 00:02:32,993 with your money. 32 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,971 ln a loan shark operation, Jackie, that's no good. 33 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:38,564 You gotta have just the right touch. 34 00:02:38,775 --> 00:02:40,299 Sure you scare them... 35 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:42,811 but you gotta keep them breathing. 36 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,514 You squeeze but you don't strangle. 37 00:02:46,149 --> 00:02:47,411 Jackie... 38 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,644 a dead horse, it can't run. 39 00:02:51,221 --> 00:02:53,246 Mr. Vincent, did somebody call you? 40 00:02:53,323 --> 00:02:54,950 Did one of my accounts come to you? 41 00:02:55,025 --> 00:02:56,458 Because l got a right to know. 42 00:02:56,526 --> 00:02:58,289 lf a guy comes to me and borrows money... 43 00:02:58,362 --> 00:03:00,922 then goes over my head to you, it makes me look weak. 44 00:03:00,998 --> 00:03:03,228 l got a right to be protected. 45 00:03:04,368 --> 00:03:05,335 All right, Jackie. 46 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,427 lt's the little guy with the ltalian restaurant... 47 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:08,903 Gino Gianni. 48 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:10,131 Gino. 49 00:03:10,807 --> 00:03:12,502 But you be careful. 50 00:03:12,576 --> 00:03:15,477 You know, most guys push when they should lay back. 51 00:03:15,545 --> 00:03:17,945 They talk when they should listen. 52 00:03:18,048 --> 00:03:21,848 You gotta know when to and when not to. 53 00:03:23,687 --> 00:03:25,348 You be a good boy. 54 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:48,443 Theresa, many reservations for tonight. 55 00:03:48,512 --> 00:03:50,002 [door opening] 56 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,074 Papa. 57 00:03:55,185 --> 00:03:58,416 You been flapping your gums to the wrong guy, Gino. 58 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,082 l don't understand what you say to me, Mr. Lane. 59 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,716 You went to Mr. Vincent, didn't you? 60 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:03,987 Now you make it look like... 61 00:04:04,061 --> 00:04:06,359 l lost control of my business. That's what you did, Gino. 62 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:08,990 No. Vincent, he come here. He ask me. 63 00:04:09,066 --> 00:04:11,557 He say, ''How you doing, Gino? How is the business?'' 64 00:04:11,635 --> 00:04:14,763 So l tell him you make me pay too much money. 65 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,897 l borrow $10,000. 66 00:04:16,973 --> 00:04:20,272 l already, in 10 months, l pay you back $20,000. 67 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:23,107 l still owe you $15,000. He ask me. So l tell him. 68 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,204 [groaning] 69 00:04:24,281 --> 00:04:26,044 Stop it! Don't move. 70 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,852 From now on, l'm accelerating your payments. 71 00:04:34,157 --> 00:04:36,648 Excuse me. Gino, l'm little early. 72 00:04:36,727 --> 00:04:37,989 Who are you? 73 00:04:38,061 --> 00:04:40,052 l am Claude. l'm the violinist. 74 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:41,461 Violinist. 75 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,226 Looks very nice. Thank you. 76 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:51,003 You were the violinist. Get out of here. 77 00:04:51,074 --> 00:04:53,975 Gino! No. Get out of here before l break you into two. 78 00:04:56,079 --> 00:04:57,046 Now... 79 00:04:57,114 --> 00:04:58,945 from now on the American Jukebox company... 80 00:04:59,015 --> 00:05:00,983 is gonna be supplying the music in this dump. 81 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,781 And did l tell you, Gino, they're on their way over here right now? 82 00:05:03,854 --> 00:05:06,288 The box is only gonna cost you an extra $1,000 a month. 83 00:05:06,356 --> 00:05:07,948 No! We don't want a jukebox. 84 00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:09,582 lt's not that kind of restaurant. 85 00:05:09,659 --> 00:05:12,287 l'm also putting in the Nicholas Linen Company. 86 00:05:12,362 --> 00:05:15,923 They're gonna supply the tablecloths, the linen, the napkins, the cutlery etc. 87 00:05:15,999 --> 00:05:18,729 Two weeks, Gino. Two weeks. 88 00:05:19,102 --> 00:05:21,161 l can't come up with the money. 89 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:25,402 Travis, you wanna mark Mr. Gianni's calendar... 90 00:05:25,475 --> 00:05:27,466 make sure he don't forget. 91 00:05:29,012 --> 00:05:30,138 Sure. 92 00:05:35,218 --> 00:05:36,651 (Travis) One, two.... 93 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,119 [groaning] 94 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:39,613 No! 95 00:05:40,457 --> 00:05:41,822 You cause me no more trouble. 96 00:05:41,892 --> 00:05:44,224 lf you do, l start raining all over your family. 97 00:05:44,294 --> 00:05:45,693 Do you understand? 98 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,560 l'll take your pretty little daughter's face and rearrange it. 99 00:05:48,632 --> 00:05:50,031 And the fat broad, your sister... 100 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,568 the one who works on Van Nuys Boulevard in the bakery shop... 101 00:05:52,636 --> 00:05:56,003 she gets a special delivery that goes tic, tic, tic, boom. 102 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:59,041 No, please, not my family. 103 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,940 You know what my philosophy is, Gino? 104 00:06:01,011 --> 00:06:03,241 What goes around, comes around. 105 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,377 Let's go. 106 00:06:09,219 --> 00:06:10,311 Papa. 107 00:06:12,389 --> 00:06:15,552 Okay, look out. Bus Murdock is back in town. 108 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,592 Okay, let's go. 109 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:18,958 Gino said this suckfish turns up today about 1 2:30... 110 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:20,018 to make his collections. 111 00:06:20,096 --> 00:06:21,757 Face, you gotta be ready to insult him. 112 00:06:21,832 --> 00:06:23,026 We gotta be ready to roll. 113 00:06:23,099 --> 00:06:24,657 Oh, yeah, l can hardly wait. 114 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:27,601 What fun it will be looking down the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun... 115 00:06:27,671 --> 00:06:29,662 while he takes me away in the trunk of his car. 116 00:06:29,739 --> 00:06:31,331 Face, somebody's gotta be kidnapped. 117 00:06:31,408 --> 00:06:33,205 Otherwise, how can we be sure... 118 00:06:33,276 --> 00:06:34,675 we can tail him all the way home? 119 00:06:34,744 --> 00:06:36,041 You got your little transmitter? 120 00:06:36,112 --> 00:06:38,012 Yeah, it's in my wallet here. 121 00:06:38,081 --> 00:06:40,572 Don't put it in your wallet, man. You'll crush it. 122 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,242 That's supposed to be in your pocket. 123 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,480 Took me all night to build it. l had to use tweezers. 124 00:06:44,554 --> 00:06:46,488 Come on, we better check with the receiver. 125 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:49,081 [exclaiming] Speaking of tweezers... 126 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:52,254 they will not be used to clear tables... 127 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,229 and they will not be used to scrape dishes. 128 00:06:54,297 --> 00:06:55,229 Huh? 129 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:57,823 As shop steward for B.B.D.W.O.G.H... 130 00:06:57,901 --> 00:07:00,199 which is the mightiest little culinary union in America... 131 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:02,864 l insist that busboys bus tables... 132 00:07:02,939 --> 00:07:04,634 that dishwashers wash dishes... 133 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:08,644 and all the general help do only general type helpful things. 134 00:07:08,712 --> 00:07:13,206 That means the tweezers, emery boards and nail files are strictly prohibited. 135 00:07:13,283 --> 00:07:14,716 Of course, l will remain behind... 136 00:07:14,784 --> 00:07:16,809 to make sure that all union rules are observed... 137 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:18,718 etcetera and so forth, etcetera, etcetera. 138 00:07:18,788 --> 00:07:20,551 And l will handle any general grievances. 139 00:07:20,624 --> 00:07:21,613 l got a grievance. 140 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,716 That's why l'm here, big guy. What is it, tell me? 141 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:25,784 My grievance is l don't like you. 142 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,295 And l don't wanna listen to you. 143 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,355 And l'm getting ready to knock you through a wall. 144 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,161 Can l get back to you on that grievance? 145 00:07:31,234 --> 00:07:33,065 This team isn't working. Let's go. 146 00:07:33,136 --> 00:07:35,036 l'll get back to you on that, all right? 147 00:07:36,139 --> 00:07:38,232 Are you okay, Papa? l'm all right. 148 00:07:38,308 --> 00:07:40,401 Yes, Theresa, l'm all right. 149 00:07:41,111 --> 00:07:43,136 Get your fingers in there. 150 00:07:44,014 --> 00:07:46,505 Hannibal, they broke Papa's fingers. 151 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,516 Sorry, Gino. 152 00:07:49,152 --> 00:07:52,485 l must ask you to leave. l make big mistake. 153 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:56,154 l never should've asked you for your help. 154 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,089 Mr. Gianni, isn't it a little late to change your mind? 155 00:07:59,162 --> 00:08:00,993 They said they'd hurt our family. 156 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,760 They're making us take their jukeboxes and use their linen... 157 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:05,733 and now they're accelerating the payments. 158 00:08:05,802 --> 00:08:07,394 l didn't figure he'd get here early. 159 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:09,734 From now on, one of us will be here all the time. 160 00:08:09,806 --> 00:08:11,933 You can't run from this man. He's bad. 161 00:08:12,008 --> 00:08:14,272 lf you run, he'll only squeeze tighter. 162 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:16,471 l no want your help no more. 163 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:20,383 l make mistake. You go, please. You go away. 164 00:08:21,318 --> 00:08:23,218 l solve problem myself. 165 00:08:23,687 --> 00:08:27,123 Gino, you put everything you have into this restaurant. 166 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,688 Now, you're not gonna let this loan shark... 167 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,160 just take it away from you, are you? 168 00:08:34,798 --> 00:08:35,958 Daddy? 169 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,426 l will not risk my family for my restaurant. 170 00:08:41,571 --> 00:08:44,005 You go. l no longer want your help. 171 00:08:44,841 --> 00:08:45,865 [sighing] 172 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,035 You feel that way, we'll go. 173 00:08:51,648 --> 00:08:54,549 l thought America was answer to my dream. 174 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,879 My dreams become a nightmare. 175 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,888 lt isn't America, Gino. 176 00:09:00,557 --> 00:09:02,718 We're talking about tyrants. 177 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,761 Tyranny is a state of mind. lt's not a nationality. 178 00:09:05,829 --> 00:09:10,129 And if you don't stand up against tyranny, it will beat you every time. 179 00:09:18,408 --> 00:09:20,000 [door squeaking] 180 00:09:21,277 --> 00:09:22,676 (Murdock) l tell you, Hannibal... 181 00:09:22,746 --> 00:09:24,907 it doesn't sound right to this busboy. 182 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,972 (B.A.) Don't sound right to this one, either. 183 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:28,642 All right. Count me in. 184 00:09:28,718 --> 00:09:31,152 But how're we gonna help him if he won't take our help? 185 00:09:32,122 --> 00:09:35,580 l did notice a big warehouse for rent down the street. 186 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,056 We could open our own restaurant... 187 00:09:39,129 --> 00:09:41,222 borrow the money from Jack the Ripper... 188 00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:43,492 and then throw him a party. 189 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:48,501 [in lrish accent] l've always wanted my own lrish pub... 190 00:09:48,571 --> 00:09:50,334 ever since l was a wee one. 191 00:09:50,407 --> 00:09:52,705 l'll call her the Naked Lady... 192 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:55,606 and the bar will have a brass rail, sir. 193 00:09:55,745 --> 00:09:59,340 And we will have lrish stew, sir. 194 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:02,010 Excuse me, sir, if you're planning to open up a restaurant... 195 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:04,076 let me to introduce myself. 196 00:10:04,154 --> 00:10:08,955 My name is H. M. Murdock, and l belong to the B.B.D.W.G.O.H. 197 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:12,726 Failure to hire our personnel will lead to picketing... 198 00:10:12,796 --> 00:10:15,321 bad press and no cookies before bed. 199 00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:18,367 lf you are a union representative, sir... 200 00:10:18,435 --> 00:10:20,335 let me tell you that in my establishment... 201 00:10:20,403 --> 00:10:22,098 there will be no lollygagging. 202 00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:24,470 And your workers will work, sir... 203 00:10:24,741 --> 00:10:26,436 or they will be sacked, sir. 204 00:10:26,509 --> 00:10:27,908 [babbling] 205 00:10:27,977 --> 00:10:30,036 (Face) Excuse me, fellows. 206 00:10:30,246 --> 00:10:31,736 May l interrupt this farce, please? 207 00:10:31,815 --> 00:10:33,009 (Hannibal) Sure, Face. 208 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,950 Okay. We don't know anything about running a restaurant. 209 00:10:36,019 --> 00:10:39,284 lt won't be a restaurant. But it will be a place... 210 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,457 where Jackie Lane can get his pants pressed. 211 00:10:44,094 --> 00:10:46,585 Let's go. l can hardly wait. 212 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:58,231 (Hannibal) What do you think? 213 00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,401 (Face) Well, it's clever decor. 214 00:11:01,444 --> 00:11:03,776 Unpainted walls, exposed lighting. 215 00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:06,077 Yeah, it's a sort of industrial chic. 216 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:08,310 You've got to visualize it, Face. 217 00:11:08,384 --> 00:11:11,319 Mirrors, framed in oak, all around the room. 218 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:13,753 a great bar along this wall. 219 00:11:13,823 --> 00:11:16,656 A huge painting of a naked lady. 220 00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:18,489 And at nights, a pool table... 221 00:11:18,561 --> 00:11:20,791 green felt, green carpet... 222 00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:24,497 and a superb upright piano by the door. 223 00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:28,025 Hannibal, do we have to call it ''The Naked Lady''? 224 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,698 Absolutely. May l ask why? 225 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,298 Last month, l was working on this picture called... 226 00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:35,310 Snake From the Center of the Earth. 227 00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:37,608 l don't like snakes, man. You would have loved this one. 228 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,738 l played the snake... 229 00:11:38,815 --> 00:11:42,307 and l played it with a kind of a charming, rakish lust. 230 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,145 l devoured the leading lady's poodle in the last reel. 231 00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:50,022 Hannibal, does this have anything to do with opening a restaurant? 232 00:11:50,093 --> 00:11:52,391 The best set in the movie... 233 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,056 was an lrish pub called The Naked Lady. 234 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:58,362 Now that particular set was folded and stacked in a scene dock... 235 00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:00,265 at Allied Pictures in the Valley. 236 00:12:00,336 --> 00:12:02,167 The art director is a friend of mine. 237 00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:03,432 Now with any luck... 238 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:06,532 l can get him to set it up here for a modest fee. 239 00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:08,270 Does it by any chance have a kitchen? 240 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:11,438 Complete in every detail but nothing works. 241 00:12:11,514 --> 00:12:13,175 We'll have to get the food at Gino's... 242 00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:14,341 and zip it down the alley. 243 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:17,284 lf nothing works, then you ought to fit right in, Murdock. 244 00:12:17,353 --> 00:12:18,342 [laughs sarcastically] 245 00:12:18,421 --> 00:12:21,049 As my dear departed father once said... 246 00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:24,722 ''Laugh only after your sting has been inserted.'' 247 00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:26,785 ls this what we're gonna have to put up with... 248 00:12:26,863 --> 00:12:30,162 listening to you rattle these silly lrish proverbs? 249 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,331 You astonish me, Face. 250 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:34,768 Why should l have to remind you... 251 00:12:34,871 --> 00:12:39,069 that musical is the mouth that won't be closed. 252 00:12:39,142 --> 00:12:40,803 Yeah? How about this one? 253 00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:43,141 A closed mouth makes no enemies. 254 00:12:43,213 --> 00:12:44,305 But it catches no flies. 255 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,608 That's right. 256 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,048 The lrish are a witless breed, don't you think, B.A.? 257 00:12:48,117 --> 00:12:50,176 Hey, Hannibal, what do you want me to do, man? 258 00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:52,448 l want you to hang outside Jack Lane's office. 259 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,217 Find out who his collector is. 260 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:57,350 Follow him. See who's on his account sheet. 261 00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:01,761 l'll call the art director and make arrangements to pick up the set. 262 00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:03,298 You guys get a truck and do it. 263 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,663 All right. 264 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,495 Hannibal, what're you gonna do? 265 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,629 l think it's about time... 266 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:13,164 for Sean O'Shay lll to borrow some money... 267 00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:14,972 from Mr. Jack-The-Ripper Lane. 268 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:17,074 (Hannibal) They say that he has lunch... 269 00:13:17,146 --> 00:13:19,046 at the Fairview every afternoon. 270 00:13:19,115 --> 00:13:20,207 Excuse me, Mr. Lane. 271 00:13:20,283 --> 00:13:21,807 There is a gentleman here to see you. 272 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,749 Ramon, l'm right in the middle of lunch. 273 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,946 Yes, sir. 274 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,386 [people chattering] 275 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:29,186 No, wait a second. Give him three minutes. 276 00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:31,352 When the entree comes, he goes. 277 00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:34,726 Mr. Lane says you have all but three minutes. 278 00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:36,321 Thank you, sir. 279 00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:39,228 Time is a fine storyteller... 280 00:13:39,602 --> 00:13:42,400 and history, a fond student. What? 281 00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:44,598 [people laughing] 282 00:13:44,674 --> 00:13:46,403 What do you want? 283 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,501 Allow me to introduce myself. 284 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:52,173 l am Sean O'Shay of the Dublin O'Shays... 285 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:55,417 and l've been led to believe that you're a man... 286 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:57,885 who'd invest in a business that might need money. 287 00:13:57,954 --> 00:14:00,047 No, l don't invest in spit. 288 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,414 Every now and then, l loan some guy some money. 289 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:04,483 l'm opening a new pub. 290 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,519 lt's one where you can drink ale and sing songs... 291 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,259 and dine on lrish stories. 292 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,824 l haven't touched the Blarney Stone. 293 00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:15,527 But she'll be a beautiful restaurant. 294 00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:18,163 l'm gonna call her ''The Naked Lady.'' 295 00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:20,499 She's on Beaker Street, l've rented a building. 296 00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:22,237 Look, if you wanna borrow some money... 297 00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:23,574 why don't you just spit it out? 298 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:25,671 l don't have a lot of time here, you understand? 299 00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:27,773 l can understand your irritability, sir. 300 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:31,115 As my dear, departed father once said... 301 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:34,288 ''There is no welcome for one who borrows.'' 302 00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,416 You came here to borrow money from me, is that right? 303 00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:37,459 Here's the deal. 304 00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:40,189 l loan up to $10,000, l don't ask for collateral. 305 00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:43,824 lf you don't pay me back, l break your head in two. 306 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,161 Oh. 307 00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:48,362 That is indeed a stiff penalty. 308 00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:51,071 l get high interest, on $10,000... 309 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,438 l collect $1,000 a week. 310 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,736 [exclaiming] That is very high interest. 311 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,804 Like my dear father used to say... 312 00:14:58,881 --> 00:14:59,848 ''lf you got the gelt... 313 00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:01,281 ''you don't give it away cheap... 314 00:15:01,351 --> 00:15:03,376 ''or else everybody thinks you're a dummy.'' 315 00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:05,478 Your father was a wise man. 316 00:15:05,555 --> 00:15:07,853 No, my father was a bum, you understand? 317 00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,789 He worked all of his life in a gas station. 318 00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:11,383 l'm the one who takes care of him... 319 00:15:11,461 --> 00:15:12,792 and pays for an old folks' home. 320 00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,762 The man moans and groans, moans and groans. 321 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,959 Yes, well, let me tell you about the kind of place-- 322 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,433 Wait, wait a second. 323 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,629 l never said you could sit down, did l? 324 00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:22,728 No. 325 00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:26,436 lf you wanna borrow my money, right? Those are the terms. 326 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,942 lf you don't, hit the road. 327 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,500 There are no papers to sign? 328 00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:30,671 Are you kidding? 329 00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:32,408 l'm not even gonna shake your hand. 330 00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:34,882 Look, once a week, myself or Travis will-- 331 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:35,975 [exclaims] 332 00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,519 Mr. Travis, and how are you, sir? 333 00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:41,284 Myself or Travis will come around to collect the money. 334 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:43,256 lf you don't have the vigorish... 335 00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:47,786 then l'm gonna personally sign my name on your forehead with my fist. 336 00:15:48,998 --> 00:15:52,126 There is no need to make threats, sir. 337 00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:53,835 l'm a cook. 338 00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:58,740 All of my family are cooks. l mean we are restaurant people. 339 00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:01,202 You were just leaving? 340 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,842 Yes, but do l get the money? 341 00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:06,440 Travis will bring it by. 342 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:11,110 No. You were leaving. Now! 343 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,845 Yeah. Allow me to help you, sir. 344 00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:15,312 [groaning] 345 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,518 Right in the center of his lap and it's boiling hot! 346 00:16:17,593 --> 00:16:21,029 Get him out of here. Get out of my sight! l'm sorry, sir. 347 00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:33,695 [[[playing piano] 348 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,638 ln the words of my dear, departed father... 349 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,609 ''Bring on the suckers.'' 350 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:18,011 [chuckling] 351 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,707 [[[music playing] 352 00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:25,209 Good evening. 353 00:18:26,789 --> 00:18:29,349 l believe l have your reservation here. 354 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:31,416 Gianni. Yes. 355 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,089 For two. 356 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:35,563 May l? Thank you. 357 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,030 Go right on ahead. 358 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:41,831 Welcome to The Naked Lady, my friends. 359 00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:44,065 Hannibal, you be careful. 360 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,576 Gino, l'm always careful. Come, sit down. 361 00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:48,935 Monsieur Murdock... 362 00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:51,571 a bottle of our finest Mont Crochet on the house... 363 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,012 for our guests here. Thank you. 364 00:18:53,082 --> 00:18:55,448 Madam, would you care to sit here? 365 00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:04,717 lt's very good. 366 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:21,804 [[[music playing] 367 00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:23,242 Lane, party for two. 368 00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:24,438 Lane. 369 00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:29,948 Yes, Lane. l'm sorry, sir, l just don't have you down. 370 00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:33,113 You don't understand. l don't need reservations. 371 00:19:33,222 --> 00:19:34,416 Just find a seat. 372 00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:35,787 Well, l'd like to, sir... 373 00:19:35,858 --> 00:19:38,827 but as you see, l just don't have any tables. 374 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,592 Come here. 375 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,689 Sure. Excuse me. 376 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:45,058 What about the booth in the back? 377 00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:48,763 Reservations for four. Alas, you, sir, just a party of two. 378 00:19:49,372 --> 00:19:52,170 Unreserve it right now. Now. 379 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,266 (Hannibal) Perhaps there's a problem. 380 00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:57,471 Sean O'Shay might be of some small assistance. 381 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,776 Just wait by here. 382 00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:04,917 Sweet guy. 383 00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:07,688 What are you trying to pull, lrish? 384 00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:11,289 As my dear, departed father used to say... 385 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,326 ''A cow dung is widened when trodden upon.'' 386 00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:17,229 You trying to make some kind of joke here? 387 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,631 No. You see, you are a brute... 388 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:23,138 and a bit of a bully and l have nay reservations. 389 00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:27,699 Now, the combination of deficiencies adds up to the old ''Goodbye.'' 390 00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:28,801 Let me get this straight. 391 00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:31,073 You think you're gonna try and throw me out of here? 392 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,048 lt is far more a certainty than a thought, sir. 393 00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:37,608 You see, l've invited all the people... 394 00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:39,252 that you've been terrorizing... 395 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,084 and as my father used to say... 396 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,921 ''Always listen to the flow of the river... 397 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,483 ''and you'll always catch a trout.'' 398 00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,222 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 399 00:20:47,296 --> 00:20:48,923 l don't know. l never figured it out... 400 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,761 but l've always liked it. 401 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:55,634 l say, if we stand up to this man, we can do anything. 402 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,903 We are the many, he is the one... 403 00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:03,001 and the law is on our side. 404 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:04,239 [scatting] 405 00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:07,874 And l say l will not pay... 406 00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:12,920 10% interest per week to you... 407 00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:17,049 and l say that there is nothing you can do about it. 408 00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:18,286 Bravo! 409 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,123 [all cheering] Stop! 410 00:21:20,329 --> 00:21:21,591 Sit down! 411 00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:24,561 And now, since you have no reservations... 412 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,965 perhaps l could ask you to leave. 413 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:28,931 [chuckling] 414 00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,266 [gasping] 415 00:21:30,439 --> 00:21:32,669 You just made a fatal mistake. 416 00:21:34,343 --> 00:21:35,367 [exclaiming] 417 00:21:35,444 --> 00:21:38,174 As my dear departed father used to say... 418 00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:42,008 ''The doorstep of a great house is often slippery.'' 419 00:21:42,118 --> 00:21:43,278 [B.A. grunting] 420 00:21:44,019 --> 00:21:46,044 (man) Oh, the devils need it. 421 00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:47,419 Nice, B.A. 422 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:49,513 He's dead. 423 00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:51,219 Look, Mr. Lane, let's not move... 424 00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:52,317 without thinking it out. 425 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,793 l mean it. He is dead. 426 00:21:54,764 --> 00:21:56,391 (Travis) All l'm saying, sir, is-- 427 00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:59,127 Travis, he spit in my face, don't you understand... 428 00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:01,601 in a room full of people who we gotta keep scared. 429 00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:03,069 lf we don't, we lose everything. 430 00:22:03,139 --> 00:22:06,131 l'm just saying l think we should take a few days to set it up right. 431 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:09,507 Maybe he's got a couple of hours but the man is dead. 432 00:22:23,793 --> 00:22:24,782 Well... 433 00:22:25,361 --> 00:22:27,056 here goes nothing. 434 00:22:57,059 --> 00:22:58,321 [groaning] 435 00:22:58,394 --> 00:22:59,918 Goodbye, lrish. 436 00:22:59,995 --> 00:23:03,362 Say hello to your dear departed father from Jack Lane. 437 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,701 [[[organ playing] 438 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,939 Are you friends of the bride or the groom? 439 00:23:18,013 --> 00:23:20,072 Murdock, this is a funeral, not a wedding. 440 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,411 Friends of the groom. 441 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,848 Go to the front then. 442 00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:24,010 Fool. 443 00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:26,347 Thank you all for coming here today. 444 00:23:26,422 --> 00:23:30,324 You'll find information on the deceased in your hymnal pamphlet. 445 00:23:31,961 --> 00:23:33,485 Hannibal wanted you to have this. 446 00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:35,530 l just feel like if l hadn't come to him... 447 00:23:35,598 --> 00:23:36,963 none of this would have happened. 448 00:23:37,032 --> 00:23:39,159 He died trying to help us. 449 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,192 He died trying to help all of us. 450 00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:43,101 Follow me, down this way. 451 00:23:55,451 --> 00:23:57,681 Hannibal never looked so good. 452 00:24:04,426 --> 00:24:05,950 [clears throat] 453 00:24:08,898 --> 00:24:10,160 [kissing] 454 00:24:16,805 --> 00:24:19,239 Dearly beloved, l do believe that... 455 00:24:19,308 --> 00:24:23,711 the deceased would appreciate the swift commencement of this brief ceremony... 456 00:24:23,779 --> 00:24:26,543 that marks his final day... 457 00:24:26,615 --> 00:24:27,877 among those of us... 458 00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:30,145 who appeared to be at least cognizant of life. 459 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:34,349 He came to us like a shamrock on a sunny day. 460 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:37,286 He graced our lives like a... 461 00:24:38,661 --> 00:24:40,288 like an avocado salad. 462 00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:43,763 He was a man given to feeding people. 463 00:24:43,832 --> 00:24:47,666 He saw empty stomachs everywhere he went. 464 00:24:48,304 --> 00:24:50,568 Let's give a hand for the deceased-- 465 00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:52,504 Or a moment of silent prayer. 466 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,939 lt'll be better, a silent prayer. 467 00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:56,876 Graced our lives like an avocado salad? 468 00:24:56,946 --> 00:25:00,746 Yeah. Sort of lacks the right degree of sentiment, doesn't it? 469 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:03,279 Just a babbling fool. 470 00:25:14,997 --> 00:25:16,726 You sure you wanna do this, Jack? 471 00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:18,426 We need an alibi, Travis. 472 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,764 Cops will never pin the lrishman on me. 473 00:25:20,836 --> 00:25:23,361 Besides, l want these storeowners to know... 474 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:26,374 that l'm the one who sent the meatball over. 475 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,842 You wait here. l gotta do this alone. 476 00:25:29,645 --> 00:25:31,272 [[[playing organ] 477 00:25:42,725 --> 00:25:45,455 ''My dear, departed father once told me... 478 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:49,252 ''Two people who never believe the reports of your death... 479 00:25:49,331 --> 00:25:53,028 ''are the one who loves you and the one who hates you.'' 480 00:26:04,113 --> 00:26:05,444 And now... 481 00:26:05,681 --> 00:26:08,741 if there be any man here who wishes to speak... 482 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,444 let him speak... 483 00:26:10,753 --> 00:26:11,879 or... 484 00:26:13,122 --> 00:26:15,886 or forever hold his peace. 485 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,892 On behalf of the American Jukebox Company... 486 00:26:19,294 --> 00:26:23,196 l'd like to say, l spit in this man's face. 487 00:26:27,136 --> 00:26:29,263 [woman screaming] Hi, there. l'm back. 488 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:30,464 [grunting] 489 00:26:30,539 --> 00:26:32,268 [people chattering] 490 00:26:39,548 --> 00:26:40,810 Mr. Lane! 491 00:26:44,586 --> 00:26:46,213 [people laughing] 492 00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:52,652 Why are you people smiling? 493 00:26:56,098 --> 00:26:57,963 You guys see Mr. Lane? 494 00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:00,161 Follow that hearse. 495 00:27:03,238 --> 00:27:04,899 [tires screeching] 496 00:27:11,914 --> 00:27:13,677 [car horns honking] 497 00:27:16,652 --> 00:27:18,677 (Hannibal) Hang on, B.A. 498 00:27:21,457 --> 00:27:22,947 [horn honking] 499 00:27:25,194 --> 00:27:26,855 [tires screeching] 500 00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:35,692 [muffled cries] 501 00:27:45,514 --> 00:27:46,640 [horn honking] 502 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:50,950 Don't you think this guy in the caddy is getting a little tiresome? 503 00:27:51,019 --> 00:27:54,386 Honking, honking, honking. lt's giving me a headache. 504 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:55,912 Okay. 505 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:15,038 ls that better? Yeah. 506 00:28:17,179 --> 00:28:18,669 [birds cawing] 507 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:22,674 [Jack mumbling] 508 00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,310 Mr. Lane, sir... 509 00:28:26,388 --> 00:28:29,357 we can't find anybody to read the last rites. 510 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,322 So we're gonna leave that part of your burial ceremony out. 511 00:28:33,595 --> 00:28:37,395 However, we will sing you a merry tune or hum one. 512 00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:38,961 [[[humming] 513 00:28:39,034 --> 00:28:41,901 Now, before we throw you in the water here... 514 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,598 suffice it to say that you'll be missed... 515 00:28:44,673 --> 00:28:47,608 and that all over town there will be wild celebrations... 516 00:28:47,676 --> 00:28:49,200 in your honor. 517 00:28:50,279 --> 00:28:52,645 lt's kinda incoherent. 518 00:28:52,781 --> 00:28:56,080 lf you can tell us who runs your action... 519 00:28:56,685 --> 00:28:58,676 we might delay the burial. 520 00:28:58,754 --> 00:29:00,915 But l'd have to have a name right away. 521 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,217 l can't make this out. 522 00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:03,883 This is hysterical. lt's hysterical. 523 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,017 [Jack mumbling] 524 00:29:05,093 --> 00:29:08,585 Mr. Ripper, sir, now we know you run the action... 525 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,655 for some bigshot loan shark. 526 00:29:10,732 --> 00:29:13,895 And if we're gonna close this down, we gotta take off the man at the top. 527 00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:15,436 Now you tell us who he is... 528 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,938 me and my friends would take it... 529 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,440 as a great piece of cooperation... 530 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:24,544 and we might not drop you in the deep water here. 531 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:26,871 [Jack babbling] 532 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,506 [muffled] Nathan Vincent. 533 00:29:29,585 --> 00:29:30,813 He says it's Nathan Vincent. 534 00:29:30,886 --> 00:29:32,717 (Face) Nathan Vincent. 535 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,981 l love it when a corpse comes apart. 536 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,862 [tires screeching] 537 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,673 [gun firing] 538 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,012 [sighing] 539 00:30:08,090 --> 00:30:10,388 ''Dear Nathan, l just ratted you out. 540 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:12,825 ''Please bury me. Jack.'' 541 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,358 [birds chirping] 542 00:30:14,429 --> 00:30:15,896 Open this up. 543 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,638 He's dead. That man is dead. 544 00:30:28,710 --> 00:30:31,406 lt bothers me, Jackie, that he knew to bring you here. 545 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,914 Don't worry about it. That lrish man is dead. 546 00:30:33,982 --> 00:30:36,382 l'm gonna bring his head to you in a box. 547 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,416 (Face) lt's just our way of telling... 548 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:43,424 the wonderful men at the police department... 549 00:30:43,492 --> 00:30:45,187 how much we really appreciate them. 550 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:48,320 So you'll post that then on the bulletin board? 551 00:30:48,964 --> 00:30:52,456 Thank you. One other thing, brother. 552 00:30:52,801 --> 00:30:54,792 lf any of this film equipment... 553 00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,838 should be taken in or out of the kitchen... 554 00:30:56,905 --> 00:30:58,338 or if it should be set up... 555 00:30:58,407 --> 00:31:00,204 in the vicinity of the kitchen... 556 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:03,073 it will then be deemed to be kitchen equipment... 557 00:31:03,145 --> 00:31:07,377 and it can only be handled by authorized members of the B.B.D.W.O.G.H. 558 00:31:07,683 --> 00:31:10,208 lf any fool starts making jibber-jabber... 559 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:15,188 in the vicinity of the general headquarters of the A.O.A.M.S... 560 00:31:15,557 --> 00:31:18,253 which happens to be wherever l'm standing... 561 00:31:18,327 --> 00:31:20,454 then we're gonna take immediate action... 562 00:31:20,529 --> 00:31:22,429 and you ain't gonna like it, Murdock. 563 00:31:22,497 --> 00:31:25,125 A.O.A.M.S. l never heard of it. 564 00:31:26,368 --> 00:31:29,496 We are not amused, frightened or upset. 565 00:31:30,439 --> 00:31:34,500 Stands for Association of Angry Mud Suckers... 566 00:31:34,943 --> 00:31:36,968 and we ain't a very funny union. 567 00:31:37,045 --> 00:31:39,036 As a matter of fact, we don't file grievances... 568 00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:40,672 [door closing] we file death reports. 569 00:31:40,749 --> 00:31:43,775 Hey, guys, can we get the cameras set up, huh? 570 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,913 Listen to me, l want everybody, you understand? 571 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:49,889 l want the lrishman, his pretty-boy maitre d'... 572 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:52,859 the guy behind the bar, and l want the black man. l really want him. 573 00:31:52,928 --> 00:31:54,122 But l want everybody. 574 00:31:54,196 --> 00:31:55,857 This isn't smart, Jackie. 575 00:31:55,931 --> 00:31:58,491 Travis, l had it with you. 576 00:31:59,101 --> 00:32:01,535 This isn't some kind of a glee club, you understand? 577 00:32:01,603 --> 00:32:03,594 lf you don't like it, you can get gut shot right here. 578 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,663 Are you gonna blow in there in broad daylight... 579 00:32:05,741 --> 00:32:06,730 and kidnap four people? 580 00:32:06,808 --> 00:32:08,867 Yeah. And guess what, Travis... 581 00:32:08,944 --> 00:32:11,742 you're coming, you understand? 582 00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:15,414 Or else you get you card punched right here. 583 00:32:19,454 --> 00:32:20,443 All right. 584 00:32:22,991 --> 00:32:24,652 [tires screeching] 585 00:32:33,301 --> 00:32:35,269 (Jack) What the hell is this? 586 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,105 Come on, let's go. 587 00:32:40,909 --> 00:32:42,536 No! Don't go! 588 00:32:42,611 --> 00:32:45,671 You haven't tasted our fine lrish coffee and our fine lrish layer cake. 589 00:32:45,747 --> 00:32:46,907 No. No. 590 00:32:49,017 --> 00:32:50,678 [tires screeching] 591 00:33:00,695 --> 00:33:02,492 [car engine cranking] 592 00:33:03,365 --> 00:33:04,662 (cop) Forget it. They're gone. 593 00:33:04,966 --> 00:33:08,561 Why don't we pull out one of those good old-fashioned labor songs... 594 00:33:08,637 --> 00:33:10,229 while we cleaning the tables. 595 00:33:10,338 --> 00:33:14,206 How about a round of ''l've been working on the dish line''? 596 00:33:14,276 --> 00:33:16,801 Oh, Mr. Murdock, can we sing that song? 597 00:33:16,878 --> 00:33:17,970 Can we, really? 598 00:33:18,046 --> 00:33:19,377 lt's such a great song. 599 00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:20,813 Of course. 600 00:33:21,550 --> 00:33:23,017 [[[humming] 601 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,384 [ l've been working on the dish line [ 602 00:33:27,556 --> 00:33:29,990 [ All the live long day [ 603 00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:32,692 [ l've been working on the dish line [ 604 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,787 [ Just to scrape the scraps away [ 605 00:33:36,164 --> 00:33:39,031 [ Can't you hear the washer running [ 606 00:33:39,334 --> 00:33:41,962 [ Cleaning the plates happily [ 607 00:33:42,337 --> 00:33:45,329 [ Can't you hear the bus boy singing [ 608 00:33:46,174 --> 00:33:48,506 [ Take those scraps [ 609 00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:51,304 [ from me [[ 610 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:56,349 All right, Jack, what do we do now? 611 00:33:56,418 --> 00:33:59,945 Where is he, huh? Where is the lrish puke? 612 00:34:00,722 --> 00:34:02,587 l will stand up to him, no matter-- 613 00:34:02,657 --> 00:34:04,318 No, Gino, you leave that up to us. 614 00:34:04,392 --> 00:34:06,417 We are in the standup business. 615 00:34:06,495 --> 00:34:09,362 All you have to do is be sure that when he gets over here... 616 00:34:09,431 --> 00:34:11,899 he's not late getting to The Naked Lady. 617 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,332 l will do that. 618 00:34:13,401 --> 00:34:15,562 (Theresa) l really appreciate all you've done for us. 619 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:18,765 (Face) l'd love to stick around and help you peel an onion or two. 620 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:23,243 But unfortunately we have 10 more jukeboxes to pick up this afternoon. 621 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,375 Since you came, my father is a changed man. 622 00:34:26,448 --> 00:34:28,473 He feels like a man again. 623 00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:31,480 He says in America there are true heroes. 624 00:34:32,087 --> 00:34:37,024 And he's talking about Hannibal, B.A., Murdock and you. 625 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,922 All l can do, Theresa, is... 626 00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:45,295 tell you to hold that thought until l get off work. 627 00:34:46,902 --> 00:34:48,369 Come along, Lieutenant. 628 00:34:48,436 --> 00:34:51,371 l've got something heavy for you to pick up in the alley. 629 00:34:51,439 --> 00:34:52,633 [stuttering] Yeah. 630 00:34:52,707 --> 00:34:53,765 Bye. 631 00:34:54,876 --> 00:34:57,276 lt bothers me. l think Jackie's coming unraveled. 632 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,711 He hasn't got a grip on things no more. 633 00:34:59,781 --> 00:35:01,009 l talked to his man, Travis. 634 00:35:01,082 --> 00:35:02,913 l think maybe Travis should be moved up... 635 00:35:02,984 --> 00:35:05,043 to take over some of Jackie's operations. 636 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,144 [Hannibal yelling] 637 00:35:06,221 --> 00:35:08,246 Mr. Vincent? What do you want? 638 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:09,881 Where would you like your jukeboxes? 639 00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:12,119 What're you talking about? l didn't order no jukebox. 640 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:14,787 These machines belong to your company... 641 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,194 American Jukebox. 642 00:35:16,264 --> 00:35:19,097 And we're not delivering, we're returning. 643 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:21,965 How about right here? 644 00:35:26,441 --> 00:35:29,103 We come from The Naked Lady restaurant. 645 00:35:30,445 --> 00:35:34,108 From now on, Mr. Jack Lane's debts are cancelled. 646 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:38,852 lf you send any of your boys on that route... 647 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,219 we'll pull the plug on and drop them in the water... 648 00:35:42,757 --> 00:35:45,385 right on top of these machines and that's a promise... 649 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,325 or my name isn't Sean O'Shay. 650 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,887 You can't come down here and dump my equipment in the water! 651 00:35:50,966 --> 00:35:53,594 [telephone ringing] What are you guys, crazy? 652 00:35:54,302 --> 00:35:55,564 lf you're that upset... 653 00:35:55,637 --> 00:35:58,606 you probably don't want even to hear about your Nicholas Linen truck. 654 00:35:58,673 --> 00:36:00,903 Mr. Vincent, this is Nicholas Linen Company on the phone. 655 00:36:00,976 --> 00:36:03,171 Somebody just blew up one of their trucks. 656 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,342 What is this? War, huh? 657 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,348 What are you, making war on me? 658 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,044 No, l'm closing you down, Mr. Vincent. 659 00:36:11,319 --> 00:36:14,311 Of course, l could be persuaded to let you run for your life. 660 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:17,415 You could untie The Pride of Guacamora there... 661 00:36:17,492 --> 00:36:19,016 and let it drift out to sea... 662 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:22,257 because as my dear, departed father used to say... 663 00:36:22,330 --> 00:36:25,595 ''Far better a hasty retreat than a bad stand.'' 664 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,396 Think it over, sir. 665 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,462 Let's go, guys. 666 00:36:39,514 --> 00:36:41,175 [truck engine starting] 667 00:36:43,585 --> 00:36:46,315 You listen to me. This guy came down here... 668 00:36:46,388 --> 00:36:50,017 and dump $100,000 worth of my jukeboxes into the water. 669 00:36:50,091 --> 00:36:52,218 Then he blows up one of my linen trucks. 670 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,625 l found out that lrishman used to work over at Gino's. 671 00:36:54,696 --> 00:36:56,664 Gino was the one who came to you about Jack. 672 00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:58,358 l think he's behind the whole thing. 673 00:36:58,433 --> 00:37:01,334 You're a good soldier, Travis. You give me things l can use. 674 00:37:01,403 --> 00:37:04,065 Thank you, sir. Give me a day, l'll set something up. 675 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:05,766 No. I don't wait. 676 00:37:06,174 --> 00:37:07,641 This man spit in my face. 677 00:37:07,709 --> 00:37:10,371 What does he think, l'm some kinda fish seller? 678 00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:12,845 l don't make mistakes, Travis, not like your boss. 679 00:37:12,914 --> 00:37:14,108 [seagulls cawing] 680 00:37:14,182 --> 00:37:17,640 l don't go after the lrishman. l go after his friends. 681 00:37:19,054 --> 00:37:20,248 We do it now. 682 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,948 (Travis) Yes, sir. 683 00:37:25,226 --> 00:37:26,625 [gun firing] 684 00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:31,189 (Travis) You and the pretty girl are coming with us. 685 00:37:31,266 --> 00:37:33,461 No, please, that's my daughter! 686 00:37:34,869 --> 00:37:36,496 Come on, move it. 687 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,333 Let's go. Come! 688 00:37:40,575 --> 00:37:42,805 Get in there, come on. Move it. 689 00:37:43,945 --> 00:37:46,004 Get in here. Come on, move! 690 00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:53,787 (Gino) What are you doing? l do nothing. 691 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,447 l pay you what you want. 692 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:56,922 You hired four men. 693 00:37:56,991 --> 00:37:57,980 They come in here... 694 00:37:58,059 --> 00:38:00,653 they act like they're invincible. Who are they? 695 00:38:00,729 --> 00:38:02,720 Who are they, old man? 696 00:38:02,797 --> 00:38:06,096 Who are they, or l'm gonna mess up this pretty girl's face. 697 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:10,536 No. Please. They're called the A-Team. 698 00:38:11,072 --> 00:38:12,437 The A-Team? 699 00:38:14,476 --> 00:38:16,000 l'll be damned. 700 00:38:27,188 --> 00:38:30,749 B.A., be sure you hold a good view of these front tables... 701 00:38:31,025 --> 00:38:33,823 especially this one. Ready for the mirror. 702 00:38:50,211 --> 00:38:51,974 Gino, you made a big mistake. 703 00:38:52,046 --> 00:38:53,343 Now you're gonna pay for it. 704 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,972 Leave him alone. Mr. Vincent.... 705 00:38:55,049 --> 00:38:56,812 Shut up, l wanna talk to you. No, you don't-- 706 00:38:56,885 --> 00:38:57,817 Shut up! 707 00:38:57,886 --> 00:39:00,286 Shut up? This is the guy who called the A-Team, Mr. Vincent. 708 00:39:00,355 --> 00:39:02,289 That's right. Do you know why he did it? 709 00:39:02,357 --> 00:39:04,985 Because you squeezed too hard. Shut up. 710 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:09,390 How many times have l tried to tell you, you gotta know when to and when not to. 711 00:39:09,464 --> 00:39:10,692 But you, you don't listen. 712 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,756 No, l listen. That's good. 713 00:39:12,867 --> 00:39:15,802 Because from now on, Travis is taking over your action. 714 00:39:15,870 --> 00:39:17,428 Mr. Vincent, that's.... 715 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,498 And if you make any trouble this time... 716 00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:23,373 your body decorates the bottom of a lake. 717 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:24,741 Do you understand? 718 00:39:24,813 --> 00:39:26,075 Yes, sir. 719 00:39:27,982 --> 00:39:30,450 All right. These guys are at their restaurant. 720 00:39:30,518 --> 00:39:32,986 You, take Gino and his daughter, put them in my limo. 721 00:39:33,054 --> 00:39:35,318 All right. Let's move, come on. 722 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,653 Gin. 723 00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:45,255 Gin? Are you kidding me? 724 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,525 l thought we were playing Scotch. 725 00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:49,570 l'm not gonna ask what Scotch is, Murdock... 726 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,764 because if l do, l know l'll curse myself... 727 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,934 when you tell me it's a light, blended whiskey. Right? 728 00:39:55,009 --> 00:39:58,536 Scotch is a game that's played in the Scottish highlands. 729 00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:00,444 ln the game of Scotch... 730 00:40:00,515 --> 00:40:04,246 kings, queens, jacks and number cards are wild. 731 00:40:04,352 --> 00:40:07,583 The only card that is not wild is the three of spades... 732 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:11,022 which is removed from the deck prior to the deal... 733 00:40:11,192 --> 00:40:14,628 which renders that particular card useless. 734 00:40:14,696 --> 00:40:16,527 l don't know why l hang out with you guys. 735 00:40:16,598 --> 00:40:18,964 l'm beginning to lose my grip on reality. 736 00:40:19,033 --> 00:40:20,557 [brakes squeals] lt's about time. 737 00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:22,068 Sounds like company. 738 00:40:22,136 --> 00:40:24,536 Stand by. Stand by, B.A. 739 00:40:32,714 --> 00:40:34,238 l came to talk. 740 00:40:37,051 --> 00:40:39,281 Well, do we talk or don't we talk? 741 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:41,117 Would you like to sit down? 742 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,520 Thank you. 743 00:40:46,094 --> 00:40:47,425 Right here. 744 00:40:49,631 --> 00:40:50,893 [sighing] 745 00:40:51,966 --> 00:40:54,025 l would guess you got somebody behind the bar. 746 00:40:54,102 --> 00:40:55,797 Why don't you ask him to stand up? 747 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,269 l'm unarmed. 748 00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:58,964 Murdock. 749 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,598 Bar's closed. 750 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:07,010 You got a nice watch. What else? 751 00:41:13,988 --> 00:41:17,822 l checked you out. You are the A-Team. 752 00:41:17,992 --> 00:41:19,584 You never lost a client. 753 00:41:19,661 --> 00:41:23,495 However we think that Mr. Pepperoni Pizza here hired you. 754 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:26,431 [camera rolling] Because he did, he's about to become history. 755 00:41:26,501 --> 00:41:27,798 He is? That's right. 756 00:41:27,869 --> 00:41:29,530 You see, that watch is synchronized... 757 00:41:29,604 --> 00:41:31,231 with one of my associates outside. 758 00:41:31,306 --> 00:41:34,241 He's got orders to put a bullet in Gino and his daughter... 759 00:41:34,309 --> 00:41:36,209 at exactly 4.:00 pm... 760 00:41:36,477 --> 00:41:38,377 which is in exactly.... 761 00:41:39,781 --> 00:41:42,579 You help me out. l haven't got my glasses. 762 00:41:43,451 --> 00:41:46,113 Thirty seconds. What do you want? 763 00:41:46,554 --> 00:41:48,044 l want you to drop your weapons... 764 00:41:48,122 --> 00:41:49,749 put your hands on your head. 765 00:41:49,824 --> 00:41:51,917 You at the bar, get over here. 766 00:41:51,993 --> 00:41:54,086 Colonel, what do we do now? 767 00:41:55,229 --> 00:41:56,924 Fifteen seconds. 768 00:41:58,499 --> 00:41:59,727 Colonel? 769 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:04,427 Ten, nine, eight, seven.... 770 00:42:04,505 --> 00:42:05,597 Okay. 771 00:42:06,074 --> 00:42:07,302 Hold it. 772 00:42:09,243 --> 00:42:11,837 l think we have an understanding here. 773 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,103 Bring them in. 774 00:42:22,423 --> 00:42:24,323 Theresa, you all right? l'm sorry. 775 00:42:24,392 --> 00:42:25,620 No. lt's not your fault. 776 00:42:25,693 --> 00:42:27,456 They come into our restaurant. 777 00:42:27,528 --> 00:42:31,294 They fire guns. They say they're gonna kill my Theresa. 778 00:42:32,033 --> 00:42:34,524 Where's the other guy? The guy with all the gold? 779 00:42:34,602 --> 00:42:35,933 Right here, sucker. 780 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,637 He went out for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 781 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,467 You have to die, Mr. Smith... 782 00:42:43,544 --> 00:42:45,603 otherwise all those people who had accounts with... 783 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,114 Mr. Lane here might think they can borrow money... 784 00:42:48,182 --> 00:42:49,979 and they don't have to pay it back. 785 00:42:50,051 --> 00:42:52,679 Mr. Lane is an idiot. He squeezes too hard. 786 00:42:52,754 --> 00:42:55,951 No. You shut your mouth or l'll waste you right here. 787 00:42:56,024 --> 00:42:59,790 Jack, as my dear, departed father used to say... 788 00:43:00,461 --> 00:43:04,158 ''Promise too much and there will be many in search of you.'' 789 00:43:04,232 --> 00:43:07,292 Listen to him, Mr. Vincent? Just listen to him. 790 00:43:07,368 --> 00:43:08,665 You know what? 791 00:43:09,103 --> 00:43:11,094 l'm gonna do you right here, right now. 792 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:13,402 Shut up and put that thing away. 793 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:18,472 Vincent, l run your loan shark operation. l make you a lot of money. 794 00:43:19,247 --> 00:43:21,772 This man comes in here-- l told you to shut up! Shut up! 795 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,976 Are you gonna continue? Huh? 796 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,448 No. 797 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:28,682 All right. 798 00:43:28,756 --> 00:43:30,087 [chuckles] 799 00:43:32,126 --> 00:43:36,153 l hope you don't mind, Mr. Smith, but l'm gonna shoot you with your own gun. 800 00:43:36,230 --> 00:43:38,323 (Nathan) You see, that saves me the trouble of using... 801 00:43:38,399 --> 00:43:40,230 an untraceable weapon. 802 00:43:40,301 --> 00:43:43,031 l've always been in favor of tidy endings. 803 00:43:43,171 --> 00:43:46,231 lf l could just have one more puff on my cigar. 804 00:43:46,507 --> 00:43:47,701 Please. 805 00:43:51,479 --> 00:43:53,208 [Theresa screaming] 806 00:43:55,783 --> 00:43:56,909 B.A. 807 00:43:57,018 --> 00:43:58,383 [crashing] 808 00:44:03,191 --> 00:44:06,388 That's good, B.A. Back her down. 809 00:44:21,042 --> 00:44:22,669 [all exclaiming] 810 00:44:33,888 --> 00:44:35,082 [screaming] 811 00:44:44,165 --> 00:44:45,154 [yelling] 812 00:44:55,176 --> 00:44:56,609 [gun firing] 813 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,636 Father. 814 00:45:17,932 --> 00:45:19,695 Look out the window. 815 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:26,967 Nice, huh? Get over there. 816 00:45:32,013 --> 00:45:34,243 As soon as we're out of here... 817 00:45:35,850 --> 00:45:38,751 l'm afraid Gino is gonna call the cops. 818 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,917 And when he does... 819 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:46,725 show him his little film you've made, which should add up nicely, huh, Face? 820 00:45:46,794 --> 00:45:50,423 Yeah, the list of verifiable charges would seem to include... 821 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:53,365 extortion, money lending, kidnapping... 822 00:45:53,434 --> 00:45:57,131 and five or six counts of assault and attempted murder. 823 00:45:57,405 --> 00:46:01,535 Plus several grievances against the B.B.D.W.O.G.H... 824 00:46:01,609 --> 00:46:05,375 such as removing kitchen equipment from unsanitary vehicles. 825 00:46:05,646 --> 00:46:07,011 Okay, Gino? 826 00:46:08,049 --> 00:46:09,607 Okay, guys, let's go. 827 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,447 [metallic jingling] 828 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:17,684 [engine starting] 829 00:46:20,394 --> 00:46:22,055 [tires screeching] 830 00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:28,134 (man on radio) In what is termed... 831 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,931 one of the most wide-reaching attacks... 832 00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:31,665 on organized crime in state history... 833 00:46:31,739 --> 00:46:33,502 key members of Nathan Vincent's family... 834 00:46:33,574 --> 00:46:35,098 have been arrested and indicted. 835 00:46:35,176 --> 00:46:38,077 Arrests include Jack Lane, known as Jack The Ripper... 836 00:46:38,145 --> 00:46:39,134 Travis Mason... 837 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:42,239 crime boss Nathan Vincent as well as his top aides. 838 00:46:42,316 --> 00:46:45,513 The district attorney says that film provided by the fugitive A-Team... 839 00:46:45,586 --> 00:46:48,214 was responsible for getting indictments handed down. 840 00:46:48,289 --> 00:46:52,385 As this story unfolds, shop and restaurant owners who were victimized... 841 00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:54,428 by the illegal loan-sharking operations... 842 00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:56,725 are now stepping forward to testify. 843 00:46:56,797 --> 00:46:59,960 Once again the A-Team has escaped capture, but they have left behind... 844 00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:03,765 another chapter in their growing folk legend. Updates as they occur. 845 00:47:03,838 --> 00:47:04,896 A folk legend. 846 00:47:04,972 --> 00:47:08,430 l never thought of myself as a folk legend. 847 00:47:08,509 --> 00:47:10,943 That's because you're a folk moron. 848 00:47:12,013 --> 00:47:13,776 l would've liked to stay. 849 00:47:13,848 --> 00:47:16,681 Theresa, she had some great possibilities. 850 00:47:17,018 --> 00:47:21,580 l feel called upon to quote my dear, departed father. 851 00:47:21,689 --> 00:47:23,486 Oh, Hannibal, l had enough of you... 852 00:47:23,557 --> 00:47:25,320 and your dearly departed father. 853 00:47:25,393 --> 00:47:28,055 l don't like lrish proverbs. You'll like this one. 854 00:47:28,129 --> 00:47:29,892 No, l won't. Yes, you will. 855 00:47:29,964 --> 00:47:31,693 The proverb says... 856 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,728 that seldom is the last of anything... 857 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,968 better than the first. 858 00:47:40,675 --> 00:47:43,542 Seldom is the last of anything better than the first. 859 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,976 That doesn't make any sense. 860 00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:47,378 Of course, it does. lt means... 861 00:47:49,016 --> 00:47:51,576 l love it when a plan comes together.