1 00:00:01,682 --> 00:00:03,309 Paint the picture. 2 00:00:05,419 --> 00:00:07,580 Some Beverly Hills rich guy put him in the hospital. 3 00:00:07,655 --> 00:00:09,213 You've just hired the A-team. 4 00:00:10,258 --> 00:00:11,520 [guns firing] 5 00:00:11,592 --> 00:00:12,559 lt's all right! 6 00:00:12,627 --> 00:00:14,117 (Face) After all, this is my town... 7 00:00:14,195 --> 00:00:16,425 I mean, I know these people, I know what makes them tick. 8 00:00:16,497 --> 00:00:19,728 A wonderful painter. His name is H.M.... 9 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,529 Murdock, is an original. 10 00:00:21,869 --> 00:00:24,099 Then switch the originals for the forgeries. 11 00:00:24,238 --> 00:00:26,229 l captured the A-Team. 12 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:28,831 This calls for something rich. 13 00:00:33,881 --> 00:00:36,315 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 14 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,181 was sent to prison by a military court... 15 00:00:38,252 --> 00:00:39,549 for a crime they didn't commit. 16 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:40,917 These men promptly escaped... 17 00:00:40,988 --> 00:00:42,615 from a maximum-security stockade... 18 00:00:42,690 --> 00:00:44,214 to the Los Angeles underground. 19 00:00:44,292 --> 00:00:45,987 Today, still wanted by the government... 20 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,994 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 21 00:00:48,062 --> 00:00:50,394 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 22 00:00:50,464 --> 00:00:51,761 and if you can find them... 23 00:00:51,832 --> 00:00:54,027 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 24 00:00:54,135 --> 00:00:55,534 [gun firing] 25 00:01:21,996 --> 00:01:23,361 [inaudible] 26 00:01:35,376 --> 00:01:36,434 [inaudible] 27 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:46,912 [man grunts] 28 00:02:47,281 --> 00:02:48,771 [punching] 29 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:50,816 [man grunts] 30 00:02:51,786 --> 00:02:54,914 Hey, watch his hands! Watch his hands! 31 00:02:55,089 --> 00:02:56,249 Relax. 32 00:02:56,657 --> 00:02:59,922 lt'll be the only thing left he'll be able to move. 33 00:03:00,461 --> 00:03:03,919 Kid, do what Mr. Shawn wants. 34 00:03:03,998 --> 00:03:05,761 l did what he wants. 35 00:03:06,367 --> 00:03:07,857 l painted two pictures. 36 00:03:07,935 --> 00:03:09,334 That's all he said l had to do. 37 00:03:09,403 --> 00:03:11,371 So, he counted wrong. 38 00:03:12,406 --> 00:03:14,306 Just pick up the brush. 39 00:03:15,209 --> 00:03:16,870 lf l do a third... 40 00:03:17,111 --> 00:03:19,671 he'll want a fourth and then a fifth. 41 00:03:21,382 --> 00:03:23,282 You can't keep me locked up here forever. 42 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:24,681 Okay, kid. 43 00:03:26,153 --> 00:03:27,381 [groans] 44 00:03:35,262 --> 00:03:36,490 Hold it! 45 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:40,830 ldiot. He's hurt really bad. 46 00:03:41,402 --> 00:03:43,734 We got to get him to a hospital. 47 00:03:44,972 --> 00:03:47,736 Tepper, l was just trying to scare him. 48 00:03:48,809 --> 00:03:51,300 Hey, you saw it, Tepper, l didn't touch his hands, you saw it! 49 00:03:51,378 --> 00:03:52,606 Shut up! 50 00:03:52,847 --> 00:03:56,442 We'll be lucky if Mr. Shawn doesn't put us in the hospital with him! 51 00:03:56,784 --> 00:03:58,911 You both deserve a bullet in your empty heads. 52 00:03:58,986 --> 00:04:01,011 l tell you to put a little pressure on the kid... 53 00:04:01,088 --> 00:04:02,680 you wind up putting him in a coma! 54 00:04:02,757 --> 00:04:04,088 You realize what that's gonna do? 55 00:04:04,158 --> 00:04:06,149 lt's gonna put this whole operation in jeopardy. 56 00:04:06,227 --> 00:04:08,695 Check his hands, Mr. Shawn. You'll see l never went near them. 57 00:04:08,763 --> 00:04:10,196 So, what do you want, a raise? 58 00:04:10,264 --> 00:04:12,596 What good do his hands do me now? 59 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:15,332 Go on, get rid of him. 60 00:04:48,569 --> 00:04:50,059 [dogs barking] 61 00:05:04,885 --> 00:05:06,512 [seagulls cawing] 62 00:05:09,256 --> 00:05:10,723 [dog barking] 63 00:05:24,271 --> 00:05:25,295 You okay? 64 00:05:25,372 --> 00:05:28,000 l stopped by the hospital this morning. 65 00:05:28,142 --> 00:05:29,166 There's still no change. 66 00:05:29,243 --> 00:05:31,507 The doctors don't know when Speed'll come out of it. 67 00:05:31,579 --> 00:05:33,103 Mickey, l'm really scared. 68 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:36,638 Hey, let me tell you something, it's gonna be all right. 69 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,111 l just know it. 70 00:05:38,185 --> 00:05:41,586 But l wish l could find those guys who did that to Speed. 71 00:05:41,655 --> 00:05:43,384 [people chattering] 72 00:05:43,524 --> 00:05:45,287 Maybe there's a way. 73 00:05:46,527 --> 00:05:47,551 What are we doing here? 74 00:05:47,628 --> 00:05:49,459 We gotta get an album. What? 75 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:52,021 How many more places are we gonna go to? 76 00:05:52,099 --> 00:05:53,964 As many as it takes. Okay. 77 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:55,797 Can l help you folks today? 78 00:05:55,870 --> 00:05:59,203 Yeah. l'd like a copy of Jim Nabors' Greatest Love Songs. 79 00:05:59,273 --> 00:06:00,331 [chuckles] 80 00:06:00,407 --> 00:06:01,931 You're joking, right? 81 00:06:02,009 --> 00:06:05,877 No, that's what the note that Mr. Lee tacked to my laundry said to ask for. 82 00:06:05,946 --> 00:06:08,938 Well, l know that Mr. Lee's got his opinion... 83 00:06:09,617 --> 00:06:11,949 but in my opinion... 84 00:06:12,152 --> 00:06:14,643 Madonna might be better for you. 85 00:06:15,189 --> 00:06:16,679 She's hot now. 86 00:06:17,391 --> 00:06:19,382 l want Jim Nabors. Thanks. 87 00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:23,623 Well, come over here a minute. 88 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,995 Now, why don't you let me play this for you... 89 00:06:29,069 --> 00:06:31,094 and then you can be sure that's what you want... 90 00:06:31,171 --> 00:06:32,832 before you lay out any money? 91 00:06:32,907 --> 00:06:33,999 Okay. 92 00:06:35,242 --> 00:06:36,869 [[[music playing] 93 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:45,248 (Hannibal on headphones) Thanks for listening. 94 00:06:45,319 --> 00:06:46,877 Your fingerprints are being checked. 95 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:50,253 If they don't match, no further contact will be made. 96 00:06:50,357 --> 00:06:51,949 If you are who you say you are... 97 00:06:52,026 --> 00:06:54,153 you'll be contacted shortly. 98 00:07:00,734 --> 00:07:03,225 l'm Hannibal Smith. Sorry about the runaround... 99 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:05,772 but we had to be sure you are who you say you are. 100 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,136 Yeah, sure. 101 00:07:07,207 --> 00:07:08,504 [birds chirping] 102 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:10,202 This is ''Howling Mad'' Murdock... 103 00:07:10,277 --> 00:07:12,142 that's Templeton Peck and B.A. Baracus. Hi. 104 00:07:12,212 --> 00:07:14,737 ''Howling Mad''? You got a temper problem or something? 105 00:07:14,815 --> 00:07:18,342 Oh, no. Actually this is the guy here with the personality disorder. 106 00:07:18,419 --> 00:07:20,284 l just consider myself on another plane... 107 00:07:20,354 --> 00:07:21,844 from the mass populace, that's all. 108 00:07:21,922 --> 00:07:23,514 His plane crashed years ago. 109 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:25,455 Left him with no brains in his head. 110 00:07:25,526 --> 00:07:28,927 Peggy, Mr. Lee said that a friend of yours was put in the hospital. 111 00:07:28,996 --> 00:07:30,429 And you don't think the police... 112 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:32,397 are really interested in who put him there. 113 00:07:32,466 --> 00:07:34,730 That's right, Speed has this reputation. 114 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,963 ''Speed''? As in drugs, amphetamines? 115 00:07:37,037 --> 00:07:38,868 No, Speed is clean. We gave him the name... 116 00:07:38,939 --> 00:07:40,634 because he's so quick with the brush. 117 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:42,107 Speed is a free spirit. 118 00:07:42,176 --> 00:07:45,111 ln fact, he was probably born about 20 years too late. 119 00:07:45,179 --> 00:07:47,841 He has this real ''peace and love'' attitude, you know? 120 00:07:47,915 --> 00:07:50,577 And lot of people laugh at that kind of stuff nowadays... 121 00:07:50,651 --> 00:07:53,552 but, anyway, as far as the police are concerned... 122 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,053 Speed was just considered a flake. 123 00:07:55,122 --> 00:07:56,953 And there's no way they were gonna believe... 124 00:07:57,024 --> 00:07:59,219 that some Beverly Hills rich guy put him in the hospital. 125 00:07:59,293 --> 00:08:00,487 ''Beverly Hills rich guy''? 126 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:02,654 Don't mind B.A. Last time he was in Beverly Hills... 127 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:04,994 he got in trouble for throwing a waiter in a dessert tray. 128 00:08:05,065 --> 00:08:07,795 That dude charged me $1 2 for a bowl of potato soup! 129 00:08:07,868 --> 00:08:09,495 Anyway, we don't have any proof. 130 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:10,730 But about a month ago... 131 00:08:10,804 --> 00:08:12,999 some guy who runs a Beverly Hills gallery... 132 00:08:13,073 --> 00:08:15,871 saw some of Speed's stuff and signed him on the spot. 133 00:08:15,943 --> 00:08:17,342 Speed must be very good. 134 00:08:17,411 --> 00:08:19,242 His work is wonderful. 135 00:08:19,313 --> 00:08:21,281 He trained under Solange Martine in Paris. 136 00:08:21,348 --> 00:08:22,645 That's where we met, in fact. 137 00:08:22,716 --> 00:08:24,843 So, anyway, a couple of weeks ago... 138 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,283 we saw these guys in suits... 139 00:08:26,353 --> 00:08:27,615 pushing Speed around. 140 00:08:27,688 --> 00:08:29,747 And Speed wouldn't tell me what it was all about. 141 00:08:29,823 --> 00:08:31,484 But the guy was from the gallery. 142 00:08:31,558 --> 00:08:33,025 l did get that much out of him. 143 00:08:33,093 --> 00:08:34,617 Boy, l find that hard to believe. 144 00:08:34,695 --> 00:08:37,789 l mean, most of the gallery owners l know are fairly respectable. 145 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:40,333 Which gallery did Speed sign with? 146 00:08:40,401 --> 00:08:43,029 Well, that's the problem. l don't know. 147 00:08:43,137 --> 00:08:44,331 We pooled our money together. 148 00:08:44,405 --> 00:08:46,305 We can pay you $1 1,000. 149 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,340 Where'd you kids get money like that from? 150 00:08:48,409 --> 00:08:51,242 l have a small trust my grandfather left me for college. 151 00:08:51,779 --> 00:08:52,973 l never went... 152 00:08:53,047 --> 00:08:55,572 so it's just been sitting in the bank earning interest. 153 00:08:55,649 --> 00:08:57,640 But l think this is important enough to use it for. 154 00:08:57,718 --> 00:09:01,848 Peggy, would you recognize Speed's work if you saw it hanging somewhere? 155 00:09:01,922 --> 00:09:03,685 Yeah, l'm sure l could. 156 00:09:03,757 --> 00:09:06,692 Congratulations, you've just hired The A-Team. 157 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:10,057 At last, a case that doesn't require mosquito netting. 158 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:11,688 Oh, l don't know, Face. 159 00:09:11,765 --> 00:09:14,700 lt's still a jungle out there on Rodeo Drive. 160 00:09:55,242 --> 00:09:57,335 Man! These people in Beverly Hills... 161 00:09:57,411 --> 00:09:59,276 look at us like we're from another planet. 162 00:09:59,346 --> 00:10:01,712 Are you suggesting that your derivation is from anything... 163 00:10:01,782 --> 00:10:03,147 but another planet, big guy? 164 00:10:03,217 --> 00:10:04,241 (B.A.) Oh, shut up, fool! 165 00:10:04,318 --> 00:10:05,910 l don't like nothing about this town. 166 00:10:05,986 --> 00:10:07,317 Oh, l don't know, B.A. 167 00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:10,447 This city has certain charms that l appreciate. 168 00:10:12,626 --> 00:10:13,684 [sighing] 169 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:17,522 That's it! 170 00:10:17,598 --> 00:10:19,725 That's one of Speed's paintings! 171 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,234 There are his initials, ''S. Miller.'' This could be the place. 172 00:10:22,302 --> 00:10:23,792 So, what're we gonna do now? 173 00:10:23,871 --> 00:10:25,338 Check it out. 174 00:10:27,574 --> 00:10:30,372 Hello, l'm Diane. May l help you with something? 175 00:10:30,444 --> 00:10:31,775 [exclaims] 176 00:10:32,913 --> 00:10:34,710 Beautiful piece of work, don't you think? 177 00:10:34,781 --> 00:10:36,510 lt's very rare. Shh! 178 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,344 Just listen to it. 179 00:10:38,585 --> 00:10:41,315 You can almost hear the boldness of the sculptor's strokes... 180 00:10:41,388 --> 00:10:44,016 the power of the statement that it makes! 181 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,085 Yes. l believe you're right. 182 00:10:47,895 --> 00:10:49,055 Are you an artist as well? 183 00:10:49,129 --> 00:10:52,496 Michael DeLaine, Fine Art Magazine. 184 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:55,167 You've heard of us, of course. 185 00:10:55,235 --> 00:10:56,725 Oh, sure, yeah. 186 00:10:56,803 --> 00:11:00,569 Yes, l'm writing an article... 187 00:11:00,641 --> 00:11:03,474 on the most prestigious art galleries in the country. 188 00:11:03,544 --> 00:11:06,945 And l'm basically evaluating your exclusivity... 189 00:11:07,781 --> 00:11:11,945 style, taste, et cetera, et cetera... 190 00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:13,719 and et cetera. 191 00:11:13,921 --> 00:11:17,220 Well, l'm sure you'll find our gallery very exciting. 192 00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:19,851 We'll see. l must say... 193 00:11:19,927 --> 00:11:24,523 l am very, very impressed with this young artist... 194 00:11:24,798 --> 00:11:27,460 S. Miller. 195 00:11:27,601 --> 00:11:30,001 l don't believe l've ever seen his work before. 196 00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:32,561 Oh, that's because he's exclusive with the gallery. 197 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:35,035 He's one of the young street artists... 198 00:11:35,108 --> 00:11:36,769 that Mr. Shawn recently discovered. 199 00:11:36,843 --> 00:11:39,812 Yes, one can almost sense the grittiness of the pavement... 200 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,142 in his work, don't you agree? 201 00:11:41,215 --> 00:11:42,204 (Diane) Absolutely. 202 00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:45,445 Yes, very exceptional. l'd even.... No. 203 00:11:45,686 --> 00:11:48,553 Yes, l'd even go out on a limb and compare him favorably... 204 00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:50,886 with another local artist, H.M. Murdock. 205 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:52,448 H.M. Murdock? 206 00:11:52,526 --> 00:11:54,653 Would you mind showing me something else of his? 207 00:11:54,728 --> 00:11:56,923 But, l'm afraid this is all we have at the moment. 208 00:11:56,997 --> 00:11:59,693 We should be receiving something from him shortly, though. 209 00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:00,755 Diane? 210 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:02,665 Could l speak to you for a minute, please? 211 00:12:02,736 --> 00:12:04,226 Of course, Mr. Shawn. 212 00:12:04,304 --> 00:12:05,965 Excuse me. Oh, l'm terribly sorry. 213 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,836 l've taken up too much of your time. 214 00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:09,068 No, that's okay. 215 00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:12,600 Well, then, perhaps l could persuade you... 216 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,408 to have dinner with me tonight? 217 00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:15,607 Well, l don't-- 218 00:12:15,682 --> 00:12:17,946 lt would give us a chance to continue this... 219 00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:21,579 interesting discussion of today's rising young artists, and.... 220 00:12:21,655 --> 00:12:22,815 Diane? 221 00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:27,820 Dinner? Sounds lovely. 222 00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:35,123 Yes, Mr. Shawn? 223 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:36,726 Who's that young man you were talking to? 224 00:12:36,803 --> 00:12:39,636 That was Michael DeLaine. He's an art critic for Fine Art Magazine. 225 00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:42,470 They're doing a story on all the top galleries across the country. 226 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:45,238 lsn't that great? Look, here's his card. 227 00:12:46,647 --> 00:12:49,172 ''Michael DeLaine, Fine Art Magazine.'' 228 00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:54,079 See if those two young ladies need some help, will you? 229 00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:55,416 Yes, sir. 230 00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:02,521 [[[music playing] 231 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:03,920 Ah! 232 00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:05,521 [clears throat] 233 00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:07,697 Thank you. 234 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,262 Michael. What? 235 00:13:11,338 --> 00:13:13,169 l'm having a wonderful time. 236 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,265 l'm so glad, Diane, l'm.... 237 00:13:15,342 --> 00:13:16,707 Ah, thanks. 238 00:13:17,244 --> 00:13:19,872 l'm so very, very glad, l.... 239 00:13:21,548 --> 00:13:23,982 The first time l saw you, l knew.... 240 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:34,885 Oh, my gosh... 241 00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:36,519 l don't know what came over me. 242 00:13:36,596 --> 00:13:38,689 l'm so embarrassed! 243 00:13:38,765 --> 00:13:39,857 [chuckles] Don't be. 244 00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:42,231 No. No, will you excuse me? 245 00:13:42,636 --> 00:13:45,867 l just have to go to the restroom! 246 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,539 [toilet flushing] 247 00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:52,203 Oh! Twenty-five cents! Twenty-five cents! 248 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,839 Good, l'll use it as a down payment on the new house, big shot. 249 00:13:54,915 --> 00:13:56,883 Murdock, let's move. l only have a minute. 250 00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:58,713 [Murdock exclaiming] 251 00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:01,148 Rush, rush, rush. 252 00:14:01,221 --> 00:14:04,019 l've been standing in here handing out towels for over two hours... 253 00:14:04,091 --> 00:14:07,925 and nobody's had the decency or courtesy to even engage me in a meaningful conversation. 254 00:14:07,994 --> 00:14:09,188 Really? 255 00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:12,421 [clears throat] 256 00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:14,523 [water running] 257 00:14:15,702 --> 00:14:17,363 Nails, Sir? Thank you. 258 00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:19,735 (Murdock) Your hands are lovely. Just keep them manicured. 259 00:14:19,806 --> 00:14:21,671 Thanks for the advice. 260 00:14:23,977 --> 00:14:25,035 Hey? 261 00:14:25,746 --> 00:14:28,442 Oh, right. Listen, you got change for $5? 262 00:14:28,548 --> 00:14:30,175 Yes, l have. 263 00:14:32,486 --> 00:14:35,478 Thanks, Murdock. l forgot to tip the parking attendant. 264 00:14:35,555 --> 00:14:37,079 Yeah, but.... 265 00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:39,686 [sighs] 266 00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:43,753 [snaps finger] 267 00:14:49,636 --> 00:14:52,799 Wonderful. You can meet Michael now before you go. 268 00:14:53,707 --> 00:14:54,969 l'll be happy to. 269 00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,167 (Diane) Michael DeLaine... 270 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,438 this is my boss at the gallery, Steffen Shawn. 271 00:14:58,512 --> 00:15:00,480 A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Shawn. 272 00:15:00,547 --> 00:15:03,573 You know, when Diane told me you were a critic for Fine Art Magazine... 273 00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:04,981 l was a little surprised. 274 00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:06,382 Surprised? 275 00:15:06,553 --> 00:15:08,316 That l hadn't heard of you. 276 00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:10,015 So l placed a call to your office. 277 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:13,059 Are you always this cautious about Diane's dinner dates? 278 00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:15,424 lt's a crazy world, Mr. DeLaine. 279 00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:17,286 You never know what the next man... 280 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,764 coming through that door is gonna do. 281 00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,824 Happily, however, they gave you a glowing report. 282 00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:23,961 They tell me you're quite an excellent writer. 283 00:15:24,037 --> 00:15:25,061 Well, l just.... 284 00:15:25,138 --> 00:15:26,605 lt's a pleasure to meet you. 285 00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:29,073 Please accept this invitation... 286 00:15:29,142 --> 00:15:31,201 to visit the gallery at any time. 287 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,870 Well, thank you. 288 00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:56,432 Okay, Hannibal, the alarm's disengaged. 289 00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,869 (Hannibal) Good. Now, let's see if we can find the closet... 290 00:15:58,939 --> 00:16:01,237 where Shawn hides his skeletons. 291 00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:16,482 Guys... 292 00:16:16,923 --> 00:16:20,290 Shawn had Speed signed to an exclusive contract... 293 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,191 at $50 a painting. 294 00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:23,723 $50? 295 00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:26,357 The one in the window was selling for $5,000. 296 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:29,027 Something big must have gone down to have him cancel this. 297 00:16:29,102 --> 00:16:31,127 Hannibal, the transmitter's in place. 298 00:16:31,204 --> 00:16:32,535 Let's go, l've seen enough. 299 00:16:57,564 --> 00:16:59,225 Looks like we got a little company. 300 00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:01,266 You heard the Colonel? He said we're leaving. 301 00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:03,894 Yeah. B.A., can l get your opinion about something? 302 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:06,268 Aren't you as surprised as l am... 303 00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:09,172 at the choices of these so-called artists with their paintings? 304 00:17:09,242 --> 00:17:11,176 l mean, with the full color spectrum... 305 00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:12,905 right at their fingertips... 306 00:17:12,979 --> 00:17:14,674 l think their works are bogged down... 307 00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:16,875 with an overabundance of primary shades. 308 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:19,544 l mean, there's no subtlety to the hue. Don't you agree? 309 00:17:23,323 --> 00:17:24,813 Yes, l agree. 310 00:17:24,891 --> 00:17:28,122 l'm gonna turn your nose primary red if you don't knock it off! 311 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:33,499 Security patrol. Let's take care of them fast and get out of here. 312 00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:40,637 [screaming] 313 00:17:42,576 --> 00:17:43,907 [groaning] 314 00:17:44,678 --> 00:17:45,667 [screams] 315 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,699 The first time l saw Blomquist's work... 316 00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,032 l was so overcome... 317 00:18:12,105 --> 00:18:14,300 so affected by its intensity... 318 00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:17,002 that l had to excuse myself from the exhibit... 319 00:18:17,077 --> 00:18:19,102 before l passed out from sheer exhaustion. 320 00:18:20,013 --> 00:18:21,810 The point being, you see.... 321 00:18:21,881 --> 00:18:23,143 [sighing] 322 00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:25,010 [[[music playing] 323 00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,852 What is it, Mr. Shawn? 324 00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:30,522 My gallery's been broken into. 325 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:31,648 (Diane) Broken into? 326 00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:32,919 How utterly revolting! 327 00:18:32,993 --> 00:18:35,723 The thieves apparently used a key to get past the alarm and inside. 328 00:18:35,795 --> 00:18:36,784 No! 329 00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:39,263 But you and l are the only ones that have keys. 330 00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:43,564 Here's my set. Where are yours? 331 00:18:43,637 --> 00:18:44,569 Right in my purse. 332 00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:46,572 Here let me help you with that. Here you go. 333 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,232 l'm sorry. Here. 334 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:51,809 Here you go. 335 00:18:51,945 --> 00:18:53,139 Thanks. 336 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,110 Here's my set. 337 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:08,683 [phone ringing] 338 00:19:11,197 --> 00:19:12,926 Brooks? Shawn here. 339 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,329 l assume you've heard your men spoiled a break-in at my gallery. 340 00:19:16,403 --> 00:19:17,370 (Brooks) Yeah, I heard. 341 00:19:17,437 --> 00:19:19,462 (Shawn) Yeah, lucky they were making a pickup tonight. 342 00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:22,565 Sounds like our security friends were making a scheduled stop. 343 00:19:22,642 --> 00:19:24,109 That's why they showed up... 344 00:19:24,177 --> 00:19:26,111 even if the alarm didn't go off. 345 00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:28,238 (Brooks) How about lunch tomorrow? 346 00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:29,838 No, l can't make lunch tomorrow. 347 00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,679 l'll be at the art show in Santa Monica. 348 00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,810 We've got to find a replacement for Speed Miller... 349 00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:35,582 as soon as possible. 350 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:39,091 (Shawn) Look, Brooks, don't try handling my end for me. 351 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,350 l need to find us another expert... 352 00:19:41,428 --> 00:19:44,727 not some paint-by-numbers amateur off the sidewalk. 353 00:19:45,432 --> 00:19:47,491 Okay, but we still have to talk. 354 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,194 All right then, another time. 355 00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:51,430 Whoever Brooks is, he's got Shawn under the gun... 356 00:19:51,504 --> 00:19:53,472 to find another artist to replace Miller. 357 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,405 Yeah. Sounds like Shawn was using Miller... 358 00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:57,966 for something other than just ripping off paintings. 359 00:19:58,044 --> 00:19:59,306 lt certainly does, doesn't it? 360 00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:01,609 Yeah. Well, l assume you have a plan. 361 00:20:01,681 --> 00:20:03,080 Well, l think the least we can do... 362 00:20:03,149 --> 00:20:06,050 is supply Shawn and Brooks with another painter. 363 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,212 What do you think, Colonel? 364 00:20:08,855 --> 00:20:11,585 (Murdock) l call it The Meaning of Life. 365 00:20:11,925 --> 00:20:12,949 [sighing] 366 00:20:13,026 --> 00:20:14,493 lt's perfect. 367 00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:17,186 [phone ringing] 368 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,820 [birds chirping] 369 00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:20,593 Fine Art Magazine, Tina speaking. 370 00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:22,463 Hello, darling, it's Templeton. 371 00:20:22,702 --> 00:20:24,966 Hi, sweetheart. You know, you were right. 372 00:20:25,038 --> 00:20:27,233 Some guy did call about you yesterday. 373 00:20:27,307 --> 00:20:30,003 l lied. l told him how wonderful you were. 374 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:32,840 l know, honey, and l just wanna thank you. You were terrific! 375 00:20:32,912 --> 00:20:34,174 Listen... 376 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,345 we'll do St. Martins again real soon, okay? 377 00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:38,975 And you take care. 378 00:20:39,052 --> 00:20:41,077 l'll be thinking of you. 379 00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:42,644 Okay. Bye-bye. 380 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:45,649 [sighing] 381 00:20:45,725 --> 00:20:48,660 B.A.? l want you to take a look at something. 382 00:20:49,229 --> 00:20:52,460 And l want you to tell me if your nose hairs don't tingle with excitement... 383 00:20:52,532 --> 00:20:53,692 at my latest inspiration. 384 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,860 But it ain't nothing but a bunch of scribbled lines. 385 00:20:55,935 --> 00:20:58,096 Throw stones if you must, B.A... 386 00:20:58,171 --> 00:21:00,696 but l want you to know that most great artists... 387 00:21:00,774 --> 00:21:04,073 during their lifetime, were ridiculed and scoffed at. 388 00:21:04,144 --> 00:21:05,771 lt was not until they became a part... 389 00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:08,143 of the great, dark earth, until they were dead... 390 00:21:08,214 --> 00:21:09,841 that their true genius was discovered. 391 00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,281 And perhaps that fate awaits me. 392 00:21:11,351 --> 00:21:14,514 Be careful, Murdock. You may get B.A. to test out your theory... 393 00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:16,077 a little earlier than you planned. 394 00:21:16,156 --> 00:21:19,284 You know, Murdock, l do see something in your painting. 395 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,294 There l am, standing over your dead body. 396 00:21:23,129 --> 00:21:24,824 lt's just a bunch of scribbled lines. 397 00:21:24,898 --> 00:21:26,798 Okay, Hannibal, what next? 398 00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:28,197 That's a good question, Peggy. 399 00:21:28,268 --> 00:21:30,668 What is the plan du jour, Colonel? 400 00:21:30,737 --> 00:21:33,171 First, Face, you got to go to the art show... 401 00:21:33,239 --> 00:21:34,467 and convince Shawn. 402 00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:36,907 Get him to the point he's chomping at the bit... 403 00:21:36,976 --> 00:21:39,171 to meet a particular painter. 404 00:21:39,412 --> 00:21:42,381 The great artist of the brush, palette and canvas... 405 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,177 H.M. Murdock. 406 00:21:46,085 --> 00:21:47,677 [birds chirping] 407 00:21:47,921 --> 00:21:49,650 [people chattering] 408 00:21:50,256 --> 00:21:51,655 Mr. DeLaine? 409 00:21:51,925 --> 00:21:52,914 Thank you. 410 00:21:52,992 --> 00:21:54,152 Shawn. 411 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:55,791 Pleasant surprise. 412 00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:58,262 Yes, isn't it? You taking the afternoon off? 413 00:21:58,331 --> 00:22:00,925 l always try to take in these art fairs whenever l'm able. 414 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,059 There's always the chance of stumbling across some... 415 00:22:03,136 --> 00:22:05,127 gifted young artist yet to be discovered. 416 00:22:05,205 --> 00:22:07,332 Oh, l agree wholeheartedly. 417 00:22:08,174 --> 00:22:12,110 Although l must admit that most of these artists... 418 00:22:12,178 --> 00:22:14,112 should have left their work at home. 419 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:17,308 l've found you have to sift through a ton of dirt to find an ounce of gold. 420 00:22:17,383 --> 00:22:18,543 So true. 421 00:22:18,618 --> 00:22:22,247 That's why it galls me so to see other painters with so much talent... 422 00:22:22,322 --> 00:22:24,017 who can't ever seem to get sponsored... 423 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:26,684 or even get their artwork placed in a show like this. 424 00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:29,751 lf you have someone specific in mind, out with it. 425 00:22:29,829 --> 00:22:33,629 Actually there is someone who l'm rather high on lately. 426 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,895 A wonderful painter! 427 00:22:36,236 --> 00:22:38,067 He's part of the vibrant street scene. 428 00:22:38,137 --> 00:22:40,537 His name is H.M. Murdock. 429 00:22:41,407 --> 00:22:43,432 Murdock? Yes, l believe l've heard of his work. 430 00:22:43,509 --> 00:22:44,498 Really? 431 00:22:44,577 --> 00:22:46,738 Well, he's a perfect example of a great artist... 432 00:22:46,813 --> 00:22:49,907 being kept from the public because of a lack of.... 433 00:22:49,983 --> 00:22:51,416 How shall l say? 434 00:22:51,484 --> 00:22:53,145 Appropriate connections. 435 00:22:53,219 --> 00:22:54,208 Mr. DeLaine... 436 00:22:54,287 --> 00:22:56,983 if this Murdock is half the talent you profess... 437 00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:58,751 l'd like to meet him immediately. 438 00:22:58,825 --> 00:23:02,022 Well, l think it's possible l might be able to arrange something. 439 00:23:02,095 --> 00:23:03,187 Splendid. 440 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,459 My light is fading! 441 00:23:05,899 --> 00:23:07,696 l'm losing the light. 442 00:23:09,068 --> 00:23:10,729 l need more light. 443 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:12,665 Oh, right. Mr. Murdock, now... 444 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:13,763 [clears throat] 445 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,831 as l was saying, Mr. Shawn here... 446 00:23:15,909 --> 00:23:18,537 owns a very exclusive art gallery... 447 00:23:18,611 --> 00:23:20,636 and it would be quite a boost to your career... 448 00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,840 to have your work shown there. 449 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:25,248 After seeing your work, Mr. Murdock, l'm convinced... 450 00:23:25,318 --> 00:23:28,219 you have what it takes to be a great artist. 451 00:23:29,489 --> 00:23:31,582 Can you guarantee me... 452 00:23:31,658 --> 00:23:34,718 that in 100 years, after l'm gone... 453 00:23:35,395 --> 00:23:37,226 the name Murdock... 454 00:23:37,297 --> 00:23:40,460 will be on a par with Rembrandt, Picasso... 455 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:42,660 Van Gogh, Willie Mays.... 456 00:23:42,902 --> 00:23:44,301 Willie Mays? 457 00:23:44,537 --> 00:23:47,734 Do you deny that Willie Mays was a great artist in center field? 458 00:23:48,141 --> 00:23:50,006 With my representation, Mr. Murdock... 459 00:23:50,076 --> 00:23:52,340 at least l can guarantee that you'll have a chance. 460 00:23:52,412 --> 00:23:54,277 The rest is up to you. 461 00:23:54,614 --> 00:23:55,876 Then l agree! 462 00:23:55,949 --> 00:23:57,280 Wonderful. 463 00:23:59,819 --> 00:24:02,913 Let us break pizza to cement the bargain. 464 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:05,123 Welcome aboard. 465 00:24:05,191 --> 00:24:08,160 Murdock does not shake hands. Murdock does not play sports. 466 00:24:08,227 --> 00:24:10,855 Murdock does not open canned food. 467 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,224 Murdock paints. 468 00:24:21,207 --> 00:24:23,903 Mr. Murdock, welcome to your new studio. 469 00:24:28,581 --> 00:24:30,105 l don't get it. 470 00:24:31,084 --> 00:24:33,109 l've already got a studio. 471 00:24:36,556 --> 00:24:39,252 My studio and l go back a long way. 472 00:24:39,325 --> 00:24:42,590 Long before home personal video cassette recorders. 473 00:24:42,929 --> 00:24:45,159 While you're under contract with the gallery... 474 00:24:45,231 --> 00:24:46,755 this is your studio. 475 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,233 You don't seem to understand! 476 00:24:49,602 --> 00:24:51,968 l need my studio! 477 00:24:52,038 --> 00:24:55,530 l trained inspiration to meet me at that studio. 478 00:24:55,608 --> 00:24:57,269 Now, how is it going to find me? 479 00:24:57,343 --> 00:24:59,174 lf you're unhappy with the arrangement... 480 00:24:59,245 --> 00:25:02,146 maybe you'd like to return the $3,000 advance? 481 00:25:02,215 --> 00:25:03,239 No. 482 00:25:04,584 --> 00:25:07,178 No, l can't, l've already used it... 483 00:25:07,253 --> 00:25:09,915 to pay off my over seven years' due bills. 484 00:25:09,989 --> 00:25:13,447 Then l suggest you abide by the terms of the contract... 485 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,027 and sit down. 486 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:18,492 [sighing] 487 00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:22,024 Now, here's your first assignment. 488 00:25:22,101 --> 00:25:24,569 l want a reproduction of this photograph... 489 00:25:24,637 --> 00:25:27,902 a perfect one, l hasten to add, as soon as possible. 490 00:25:28,074 --> 00:25:29,769 Say, 24 hours. 491 00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:32,177 No. No reproductions. 492 00:25:32,278 --> 00:25:34,007 Murdock is an original. 493 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,981 All in good time, Mr. Murdock. l assure you. 494 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:39,810 All young artists must start on assignment... 495 00:25:39,886 --> 00:25:42,616 before being commissioned to do their own originals. 496 00:25:42,688 --> 00:25:45,589 l have great confidence in you, Mr. Murdock. 497 00:25:46,092 --> 00:25:47,855 Don't disappoint me. 498 00:26:28,201 --> 00:26:29,793 Mayday, mayday! This is Murdock. 499 00:26:29,869 --> 00:26:30,858 Colonel, are you there? 500 00:26:30,937 --> 00:26:31,995 Go ahead, Murdock. 501 00:26:32,071 --> 00:26:35,165 Listen, Colonel, Shawn wants me to paint a perfect reproduction... 502 00:26:35,241 --> 00:26:37,368 of some picture in 24 hours. 503 00:26:37,543 --> 00:26:40,239 But, I'm plumb out of sea-lily red. 504 00:26:40,313 --> 00:26:42,941 Well, what does it look like? Can you describe it? 505 00:26:45,518 --> 00:26:47,918 All right, there are two ladies... 506 00:26:47,987 --> 00:26:51,388 and two children with rosy cheeks in a field with red flowers. 507 00:26:51,457 --> 00:26:55,291 And in the background, there are some trees and a house and.... 508 00:26:55,361 --> 00:26:57,295 You know, if I was this painter, though... 509 00:26:57,363 --> 00:26:58,887 I'd have painted these flowers a deeper color. 510 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,626 A crimson, definitely a crimson. 511 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,861 lt sounds like Monet's Wild Poppies. 512 00:27:02,935 --> 00:27:06,098 Yeah, l think she's right, Hannibal. Take a look. 513 00:27:06,906 --> 00:27:11,366 So, Shawn is a specialist in dealing in art forgeries. 514 00:27:12,011 --> 00:27:13,171 Well, an original Monet... 515 00:27:13,246 --> 00:27:16,238 brought in over a quarter of a million dollars in France last summer. 516 00:27:16,315 --> 00:27:19,478 How is Murdock gonna copy this Monet guy's picture? 517 00:27:19,552 --> 00:27:21,315 He can't even paint! 518 00:27:22,255 --> 00:27:23,483 Peggy... 519 00:27:23,723 --> 00:27:25,122 do you think you could copy this... 520 00:27:25,191 --> 00:27:28,786 if you had, say, 24 hours straight to paint in? 521 00:27:28,861 --> 00:27:31,193 Yeah, sure. But how're you gonna get it to him? 522 00:27:31,264 --> 00:27:32,959 l've got an idea. 523 00:27:34,534 --> 00:27:37,002 Okay, Uncle Murdock, help is on the way. 524 00:27:46,946 --> 00:27:48,607 You careless fool! 525 00:27:48,714 --> 00:27:50,705 This statue is worth over $10,000. 526 00:27:50,783 --> 00:27:52,410 lt goes back to the Ming Dynasty! 527 00:27:52,485 --> 00:27:54,350 l don't know nothing about no Chinese food. 528 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,183 All l know is somebody ordered a pizza... 529 00:27:56,255 --> 00:27:57,552 and somebody better pay for it. 530 00:27:57,623 --> 00:28:00,114 Tepper, take care of this gentleman. 531 00:28:00,459 --> 00:28:02,450 Look at the size of this thing. 532 00:28:02,528 --> 00:28:03,859 You talking to me? 533 00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:04,954 No. 534 00:28:05,932 --> 00:28:07,923 Here's $1 for yourself. 535 00:28:09,735 --> 00:28:11,600 Yeah. Have a nice day. 536 00:28:12,972 --> 00:28:14,997 (Murdock) lridescent orange. Another.... 537 00:28:15,074 --> 00:28:17,770 Oh, the light! l'm losing the light! 538 00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:20,334 Murdock? Your pizza's here. 539 00:28:27,853 --> 00:28:30,651 You haven't delayed... 540 00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:32,949 bringing it down to me, have you? 541 00:28:33,025 --> 00:28:36,961 l need my pizza heated to 200 degrees Fahrenheit. 542 00:28:37,029 --> 00:28:39,122 ls it 200 degrees? lt's hot! 543 00:28:39,565 --> 00:28:40,896 lt's hot. lt's hot. Take it! 544 00:28:40,967 --> 00:28:42,867 lt's hot! lt's hot! lt's hot! 545 00:28:43,202 --> 00:28:44,999 You'd be a lousy waiter, you know that? 546 00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:46,538 lt's hot! Hot! Hot! 547 00:28:47,306 --> 00:28:49,399 Man, that guy was ignorant! 548 00:28:50,142 --> 00:28:52,167 l bet l know what this is. 549 00:28:52,745 --> 00:28:55,839 l bet l know what this is. 550 00:28:56,115 --> 00:28:57,514 [exclaiming] 551 00:28:57,850 --> 00:28:59,215 [[[humming] 552 00:29:09,829 --> 00:29:11,194 Well, well, well. 553 00:29:15,401 --> 00:29:17,835 Boy, l didn't know l paint so good. 554 00:29:18,771 --> 00:29:22,332 Very nice work, Mr. Murdock, very nice. 555 00:29:22,775 --> 00:29:24,504 All right, you two, the van's outside. 556 00:29:24,577 --> 00:29:26,875 Be ready to leave in 10 minutes. 557 00:29:39,492 --> 00:29:41,016 Omega Security. 558 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,688 Those are the guys who gave us a hard time the other night, aren't they? 559 00:29:44,764 --> 00:29:45,924 Right. 560 00:29:47,733 --> 00:29:49,223 Well, they got the painting. 561 00:29:49,302 --> 00:29:50,963 Let's follow them. 562 00:30:16,362 --> 00:30:18,728 (Hannibal) Looks like they were expected. 563 00:30:39,618 --> 00:30:42,451 We'll stay put till they make another move. 564 00:30:49,628 --> 00:30:51,789 (B.A.) There they go, Hannibal. We're gonna follow them? 565 00:30:51,864 --> 00:30:53,422 We go where that painting goes. 566 00:30:53,499 --> 00:30:55,592 That painting ain't moving. 567 00:31:00,005 --> 00:31:02,371 (Face) Your wires must be crossed. They're taking off. 568 00:31:02,441 --> 00:31:04,807 l'm telling you, Face, that painting ain't going nowhere. 569 00:31:04,877 --> 00:31:06,310 lt must be still in the house. 570 00:31:06,379 --> 00:31:08,279 Well, lf our copy's in the house... 571 00:31:08,347 --> 00:31:10,508 that means they must've switched it for the original. 572 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:13,074 l'll bet Brooks has his guys go around... 573 00:31:13,152 --> 00:31:16,144 and case rich people's houses for art objects... 574 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,247 when they're in there installing the alarm system. 575 00:31:18,324 --> 00:31:21,054 Yeah, and then Shawn has somebody like Speed Miller... 576 00:31:21,127 --> 00:31:23,391 paint perfect reproductions. 577 00:31:23,996 --> 00:31:27,591 And then they come back and switch the originals for the forgeries. 578 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,031 Nice little scam. 579 00:31:29,101 --> 00:31:31,592 l assume you have something in mind. 580 00:31:31,737 --> 00:31:32,795 Yes. 581 00:31:33,172 --> 00:31:35,902 This calls for something rich. 582 00:31:45,584 --> 00:31:47,575 Hannibal, this plan of yours stinks. 583 00:31:47,653 --> 00:31:48,745 Give it a chance, B.A. 584 00:31:48,821 --> 00:31:51,415 Besides, you can use some new clothes. 585 00:31:55,361 --> 00:31:56,726 Your names? 586 00:31:58,063 --> 00:31:59,428 What do you need our names for? 587 00:31:59,498 --> 00:32:01,591 That's Templeton Peck. 588 00:32:02,101 --> 00:32:04,126 Yes, Mr. Peck, we're expecting you. 589 00:32:04,203 --> 00:32:07,434 You see, B.A., you can't get in here without a reservation. 590 00:32:08,007 --> 00:32:09,201 A reservation? 591 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,038 Just to buy clothes? 592 00:32:15,014 --> 00:32:16,242 Hi, Elliot. 593 00:32:16,315 --> 00:32:18,613 Mr. Peck, how marvelous to see you again! 594 00:32:18,684 --> 00:32:19,673 How are you? 595 00:32:19,752 --> 00:32:21,379 Well, l'm fine, thank you. 596 00:32:21,454 --> 00:32:23,945 My goodness, it's been almost six months, hasn't it? 597 00:32:24,023 --> 00:32:25,547 (Face) Yes, l'm afraid it has. 598 00:32:25,624 --> 00:32:28,058 Elliot, l'd like you to meet Mr. B.A. Baracus. 599 00:32:30,996 --> 00:32:33,931 Always a pleasure to meet friends of Mr. Peck's. 600 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:35,899 Gentlemen, won't you step this way? 601 00:32:35,968 --> 00:32:37,162 Surely. 602 00:32:41,907 --> 00:32:44,273 Now, what can l do for you today? 603 00:32:44,343 --> 00:32:46,174 A new tuxedo, perhaps? 604 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:47,540 How are those custom shirts... 605 00:32:47,613 --> 00:32:49,240 we designed for you holding out? 606 00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:50,782 Well actually, Elliot... 607 00:32:50,850 --> 00:32:53,375 our friend, Mr. Baracus here... 608 00:32:53,452 --> 00:32:55,420 is in need of a new suit. 609 00:32:58,624 --> 00:33:00,489 Yes. Yes. 610 00:33:01,193 --> 00:33:02,785 Refreshing idea. 611 00:33:13,906 --> 00:33:16,602 Oh dear, l seem to have run out of tape. 612 00:33:21,914 --> 00:33:24,712 l assume you'll want to change footwear? 613 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:28,819 What would you say to a new ltalian loafer, Mr. Baracus? 614 00:33:28,888 --> 00:33:30,617 l say you put your hands on my boots... 615 00:33:30,689 --> 00:33:32,623 and l'm gonna throw you through that window. 616 00:33:32,691 --> 00:33:34,682 Well, perhaps instead of an ltalian loafer... 617 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,728 we have some fine crushed velvet. 618 00:33:36,795 --> 00:33:38,456 l said no shoes. 619 00:33:40,933 --> 00:33:42,400 l warned you. 620 00:34:15,668 --> 00:34:17,158 l said no tie! 621 00:34:30,249 --> 00:34:32,843 (Face) Very nice, Elliot. Very nice. 622 00:34:33,552 --> 00:34:35,452 Yes, sir. You, too, B.A. 623 00:34:35,788 --> 00:34:37,415 l don't think it goes with my boots. 624 00:34:37,489 --> 00:34:40,322 Oh, you're a sports figure, B.A. lt'll be fine. 625 00:34:40,392 --> 00:34:44,089 Now, is there anything you might need in the way of jewelry? 626 00:34:44,630 --> 00:34:45,790 [chuckles] 627 00:34:45,864 --> 00:34:46,888 No. 628 00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:48,565 l guess not. 629 00:34:52,271 --> 00:34:53,260 [birds chirping] 630 00:34:57,109 --> 00:34:58,508 Well, gentlemen... 631 00:34:58,577 --> 00:35:01,068 Ms. Planson here, has graciously agreed... 632 00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:03,080 to allow Mr. Baracus... 633 00:35:03,148 --> 00:35:06,242 a trial run of the house, shall we say, for two days. 634 00:35:06,318 --> 00:35:08,980 What about a tennis court? l didn't see no tennis court. 635 00:35:09,054 --> 00:35:10,919 l'm afraid it doesn't have a tennis court. 636 00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:13,015 Well, we could put in a tennis court, couldn't we? 637 00:35:13,092 --> 00:35:14,559 We have to move a few trees-- 638 00:35:14,627 --> 00:35:15,685 What about a stove? 639 00:35:15,761 --> 00:35:16,989 A stove? 640 00:35:17,229 --> 00:35:18,821 ls it gas or electric? 641 00:35:18,897 --> 00:35:19,921 lt's electric. 642 00:35:19,999 --> 00:35:21,364 l like gas. 643 00:35:22,101 --> 00:35:23,295 Well... 644 00:35:23,669 --> 00:35:26,297 l've got electric and it gets real hot. 645 00:35:26,739 --> 00:35:28,104 Why don't we give it a try? 646 00:35:28,173 --> 00:35:29,367 Look, Mr. Baracus-- 647 00:35:29,441 --> 00:35:31,272 This house don't have enough windows. 648 00:35:31,343 --> 00:35:32,742 l like more windows. 649 00:35:32,811 --> 00:35:35,609 Listen, maybe this isn't exactly what you're looking for after all. 650 00:35:35,681 --> 00:35:38,479 Well, now, wait a second, Ms. Planson. 651 00:35:38,817 --> 00:35:42,218 Mr. Baracus, why--why don't you listen to the advice... 652 00:35:42,287 --> 00:35:45,313 of your manager here, and give the place a try? 653 00:35:45,391 --> 00:35:46,983 What do you say? 654 00:35:50,996 --> 00:35:52,861 Okay, l'll sign. 655 00:35:53,632 --> 00:35:54,792 Great. 656 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,428 You got a gymnasium? 657 00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:58,026 [clears throat] 658 00:35:59,038 --> 00:36:00,335 Prima donna. 659 00:36:02,107 --> 00:36:04,337 That's very nice, Peggy. You've got a lot of talent. 660 00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:05,570 Thanks, Face. 661 00:36:05,644 --> 00:36:08,408 This certainly is different from painting in my little apartment. 662 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,175 Yeah, well, when Hannibal has a plan... 663 00:36:10,249 --> 00:36:12,547 l like to see it go first class. 664 00:36:12,985 --> 00:36:15,977 Listen, l want to thank you guys for everything you're doing for Speed. 665 00:36:16,055 --> 00:36:17,647 l know you don't know him very well... 666 00:36:17,723 --> 00:36:19,418 but he's really a special person. 667 00:36:19,491 --> 00:36:21,186 He didn't deserve what happened to him. 668 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,693 Yeah, l can promise you one thing. 669 00:36:22,761 --> 00:36:25,195 We're going to make those guys pay for what they did to him. 670 00:36:25,264 --> 00:36:26,526 [birds chirping] 671 00:36:26,598 --> 00:36:27,587 Peg... 672 00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:29,964 how's my original Renoir coming? 673 00:36:30,135 --> 00:36:32,968 lncluding drying time, you should have it tomorrow morning. 674 00:36:33,038 --> 00:36:34,062 10:00? 675 00:36:34,139 --> 00:36:35,401 Terrific. 676 00:36:40,212 --> 00:36:41,304 Hello... 677 00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:44,076 l'd like to make an appointment to have my house inspected... 678 00:36:44,149 --> 00:36:46,743 for the installation of a security system. 679 00:36:46,819 --> 00:36:48,844 (Brooks) My assistants will go through each room... 680 00:36:48,921 --> 00:36:50,286 and take down the measurements. 681 00:36:50,355 --> 00:36:53,483 They'll take some snapshots of the views to evaluate the accessibility... 682 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:55,083 of the windows. 683 00:36:55,194 --> 00:36:56,855 Then l'll give you our estimates... 684 00:36:56,929 --> 00:36:58,226 and go over our various plans... 685 00:36:58,297 --> 00:37:00,128 and see if we can't secure your home for you. 686 00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:01,166 That'll be fine, sir. 687 00:37:01,233 --> 00:37:04,794 We also stock supplemental alarm systems for specific items... 688 00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:06,360 like this painting, for instance... 689 00:37:06,438 --> 00:37:08,497 if it was worth an excessive amount. 690 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,838 Well, l see you're not a connoisseur of art, Mr. Brooks. 691 00:37:10,909 --> 00:37:11,933 Because if you were... 692 00:37:12,010 --> 00:37:15,446 you'd know that that painting is a very valuable piece. 693 00:37:16,815 --> 00:37:17,839 Really? 694 00:37:17,916 --> 00:37:19,747 lt is a lost Renoir. 695 00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:23,020 lt was found in a villa in France. 696 00:37:23,088 --> 00:37:24,885 lt must have been hidden for 40 years. 697 00:37:24,957 --> 00:37:26,356 l just acquired it last month. 698 00:37:26,425 --> 00:37:28,359 Well, then l'd imagine something that rare... 699 00:37:28,427 --> 00:37:30,224 would be worth a considerable amount. 700 00:37:30,295 --> 00:37:31,922 That's why you're here. 701 00:37:31,997 --> 00:37:34,727 l want that picture made theft-proof. 702 00:37:34,967 --> 00:37:36,594 Well, don't worry. 703 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:40,126 l'm sure we can do something very special for you here. 704 00:37:46,011 --> 00:37:47,842 (Shawn) This is Renoir's long lost... 705 00:37:47,913 --> 00:37:49,642 Young Girl Arranging Earrings. 706 00:37:49,715 --> 00:37:52,240 Hasn't been seen since the start of the Second World War. 707 00:37:52,317 --> 00:37:54,376 lt was thought destroyed all these years. 708 00:37:54,453 --> 00:37:56,250 How much is it worth? 709 00:37:56,388 --> 00:37:59,880 l'd estimate between $1 million and $1 .5 million. 710 00:38:00,893 --> 00:38:03,919 l'll call my broker in Sweden and have him arrange a buyer. 711 00:38:04,763 --> 00:38:08,199 Murdock should have our reproduction ready in 24 hours. 712 00:38:11,103 --> 00:38:12,365 Hey, hey, hey! 713 00:38:13,205 --> 00:38:14,672 l'll take care of this, all right? 714 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:17,436 Well, that'll be $5.50, without the tip. 715 00:38:17,509 --> 00:38:19,204 Oh, yeah? Well, here's $7. 716 00:38:19,278 --> 00:38:20,711 Keep the change. 717 00:38:20,779 --> 00:38:21,939 Enjoy. 718 00:38:22,848 --> 00:38:24,008 Enjoy. 719 00:38:27,386 --> 00:38:29,013 So, if you approve, Mr. Smith... 720 00:38:29,087 --> 00:38:31,351 we can have your painting wired and secured today... 721 00:38:31,423 --> 00:38:33,254 and finish the rest of your house tomorrow. 722 00:38:33,325 --> 00:38:35,691 Well, you have a very fine reputation. 723 00:38:35,761 --> 00:38:36,955 So let's do it. 724 00:38:37,029 --> 00:38:39,463 Good, we'll get started immediately. 725 00:38:39,531 --> 00:38:42,500 And to show you our appreciation of your trust in us... 726 00:38:42,568 --> 00:38:44,058 l'd like to take you out to lunch. 727 00:38:44,136 --> 00:38:45,569 Well, that's not at all necessary. 728 00:38:45,637 --> 00:38:47,935 Please, be my guest, you and your friend. 729 00:38:48,006 --> 00:38:49,337 l know a wonderful spot. 730 00:38:49,408 --> 00:38:53,674 Good food, good music, and an endless supply of gorgeous young ladies. 731 00:39:00,452 --> 00:39:01,441 [[[music playing] 732 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,215 How long will it take your technicians? 733 00:39:03,288 --> 00:39:06,815 Not long. ln fact, they should be leaving any minute now. 734 00:39:13,398 --> 00:39:14,990 [birds chirping] 735 00:41:46,685 --> 00:41:48,653 [dogs barking] 736 00:42:15,781 --> 00:42:16,770 Hi, guys. 737 00:42:16,848 --> 00:42:17,837 Hi, Face. 738 00:42:17,916 --> 00:42:20,248 Now, l've got a gun pointed right at your belly. 739 00:42:20,318 --> 00:42:21,979 Well, l guess we're covered. 740 00:42:22,054 --> 00:42:23,885 This whole thing was a setup, wasn't it? 741 00:42:23,955 --> 00:42:26,185 The mansion, the painting. Murdock, too. 742 00:42:26,258 --> 00:42:27,486 You're pretty quick. 743 00:42:27,559 --> 00:42:29,322 You watch a lot of game shows, huh? 744 00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:31,453 You know, if l were three feet in front of a bullet... 745 00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:33,657 l don't think l'd be cracking so many jokes. 746 00:42:34,132 --> 00:42:36,327 l knew this plan wouldn't work, Hannibal. 747 00:42:36,401 --> 00:42:37,390 Hannibal? 748 00:42:37,469 --> 00:42:39,266 Yeah. Hannibal Smith. 749 00:42:39,771 --> 00:42:40,829 We're the A-Team. 750 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,100 Maybe you've heard of us? 751 00:42:42,174 --> 00:42:44,074 Yeah, l've heard of you. 752 00:42:44,142 --> 00:42:45,473 [laughing] 753 00:42:45,677 --> 00:42:47,076 How about that, huh? 754 00:42:47,145 --> 00:42:49,010 l captured the A-Team. 755 00:42:50,382 --> 00:42:52,407 Hey, there's a bounty on your heads, isn't there? 756 00:42:52,484 --> 00:42:53,917 Yeah, dead or alive, l think. 757 00:42:53,985 --> 00:42:57,284 Okay, Blair, here's your chance to earn some bonus money. 758 00:42:57,355 --> 00:42:59,414 Now you fill these guys with a couple pounds of lead... 759 00:42:59,491 --> 00:43:01,425 and you turn them over to the Military Police. 760 00:43:01,493 --> 00:43:02,926 Then meet me back at the gallery. 761 00:43:02,994 --> 00:43:04,359 l got a message for Murdock... 762 00:43:04,429 --> 00:43:06,761 and l wanna deliver it to him personally. 763 00:43:06,832 --> 00:43:08,925 Use my car and... 764 00:43:09,201 --> 00:43:11,101 you be sure and make it painful, huh? 765 00:43:11,169 --> 00:43:12,568 My pleasure. 766 00:43:12,637 --> 00:43:14,434 Come with me, Tepper. 767 00:43:15,307 --> 00:43:17,400 Come on, let's move it. Now! 768 00:43:18,276 --> 00:43:20,608 (Blair) Nice and easy, pretty boy. 769 00:43:22,881 --> 00:43:24,849 [exclaims] Hey, watch it! 770 00:43:25,183 --> 00:43:26,514 [exclaims] 771 00:43:26,585 --> 00:43:28,314 [people chattering] 772 00:43:30,288 --> 00:43:31,346 Come on. 773 00:43:31,423 --> 00:43:32,583 You were wonderful. 774 00:43:32,657 --> 00:43:33,919 [sighing] 775 00:43:38,296 --> 00:43:40,287 We'd like Mr. Brooks' car. 776 00:43:40,499 --> 00:43:41,659 Well, l don't.... 777 00:43:41,733 --> 00:43:43,064 Yeah, now! 778 00:43:43,168 --> 00:43:45,136 Yes, sir! This way, here. 779 00:43:50,675 --> 00:43:53,303 We'll bring it back as soon as we can. 780 00:43:53,378 --> 00:43:54,902 Take your time. 781 00:44:02,187 --> 00:44:04,451 (Brooks) By now, your friends should be just a bad memory. 782 00:44:04,523 --> 00:44:05,581 Now it's your turn. 783 00:44:05,657 --> 00:44:08,626 Not necessarily, my friends have perfected the art of escape. 784 00:44:08,693 --> 00:44:09,819 l wouldn't count on it. 785 00:44:09,895 --> 00:44:12,864 Not unless your friends have perfected coming back from the dead. 786 00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:27,077 [guns firing] 787 00:44:42,093 --> 00:44:43,321 [groans] 788 00:44:51,169 --> 00:44:53,103 Murdock, it's all right. 789 00:44:53,171 --> 00:44:54,638 [guns firing] 790 00:45:19,231 --> 00:45:21,426 Look on the bright side, pal. 791 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,465 We didn't dent your Mercedes. 792 00:45:29,641 --> 00:45:31,700 (Peggy) We're glad you guys hung around long enough... 793 00:45:31,776 --> 00:45:33,004 for us to say thank you. 794 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:34,067 lt's a pleasure. 795 00:45:34,145 --> 00:45:36,272 Now all those bad guys are in jail for good. 796 00:45:36,348 --> 00:45:38,248 And all the stolen masterpieces... 797 00:45:38,316 --> 00:45:40,375 have been returned to their rightful owners. 798 00:45:40,452 --> 00:45:43,421 And we're happy to report that we have a refund. Face. 799 00:45:43,488 --> 00:45:44,887 Right, yeah. 800 00:45:45,090 --> 00:45:47,650 Well, let's see, we had lunch at the bistro. 801 00:45:47,726 --> 00:45:49,956 That was, $1 23... 802 00:45:50,128 --> 00:45:52,961 B.A.'s suit, that's $657... 803 00:45:53,031 --> 00:45:55,864 the rental of the Excalibur, $1 20 a day for two days... 804 00:45:55,934 --> 00:45:59,700 that's $240 plus gas. 805 00:45:59,771 --> 00:46:03,901 And there's our usual fee, four men for two days and.... 806 00:46:03,975 --> 00:46:05,772 Look, you can just read it if you like. 807 00:46:05,844 --> 00:46:07,175 The point is... 808 00:46:07,245 --> 00:46:11,272 the balance from all this comes to $8,000. 809 00:46:12,317 --> 00:46:14,785 Which is still plenty for you to get that Harvard education... 810 00:46:14,853 --> 00:46:16,718 if you ever decide to. 811 00:46:17,756 --> 00:46:19,280 [seagulls cawing] 812 00:46:19,357 --> 00:46:22,155 Hey, Murdock, you crazy fool! Don't put that in my van! 813 00:46:22,227 --> 00:46:24,354 But l got to! These are the tools that l need... 814 00:46:24,429 --> 00:46:25,919 to develop my artistic self, man. 815 00:46:25,997 --> 00:46:27,862 You're gonna develop a lump on your head... 816 00:46:27,932 --> 00:46:29,365 if you don't get rid of that junk! 817 00:46:29,434 --> 00:46:31,664 l can't do that. l just can't do it. l can't stand here... 818 00:46:31,736 --> 00:46:35,137 and just watch myself throw away my whole new career. 819 00:46:35,206 --> 00:46:36,468 Well, watch me do it then. 820 00:46:36,541 --> 00:46:38,133 Get out of here. 821 00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:43,338 (Face) Don't take it so hard, Murdock. 822 00:46:43,415 --> 00:46:44,814 There'll be other careers. 823 00:46:44,883 --> 00:46:47,317 What makes this such a sad moment for me... 824 00:46:47,385 --> 00:46:49,046 is that the whole time l was locked... 825 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,749 in that dark, dingy, dusty, dank dungeon... 826 00:46:53,058 --> 00:46:55,720 there was only one face that kept popping into my head. 827 00:46:55,794 --> 00:46:57,523 Yeah? Who was that? 828 00:46:57,929 --> 00:46:58,987 B.A. 829 00:46:59,831 --> 00:47:01,696 Now he's turned on me. 830 00:47:02,067 --> 00:47:03,625 Thank you so much. 831 00:47:03,702 --> 00:47:05,033 Good luck. 832 00:47:05,804 --> 00:47:07,101 Good luck. 833 00:47:07,172 --> 00:47:08,969 Okay, guys, let's go. 834 00:47:17,716 --> 00:47:19,240 No, not my lucky brush! 835 00:47:19,317 --> 00:47:21,808 Not my paintbrush! That's my lucky paintbrush! 836 00:47:21,886 --> 00:47:22,978 That's it, Murdock! 837 00:47:23,054 --> 00:47:25,352 l don't wanna hear another word about your painting... 838 00:47:25,423 --> 00:47:27,721 because you can't paint nothing. 839 00:47:28,626 --> 00:47:29,854 [grunts] 840 00:47:30,895 --> 00:47:32,658 ''Can't paint nothing.'' 841 00:47:33,164 --> 00:47:35,291 The man knows where he's going... 842 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,798 but he hasn't checked his flanks.