1 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,894 You sell out while you still have the chance. 2 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:08,226 [Cathy screaming] Whoa! 3 00:00:08,297 --> 00:00:10,231 ''You have just found the A-Team?'' 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,261 Maybe we'll find out why... 5 00:00:12,335 --> 00:00:15,600 a guy who makes beer is so interested in a health soda factory. 6 00:00:15,738 --> 00:00:17,433 They don't deliver, they close down. 7 00:00:17,507 --> 00:00:18,496 [grunts] 8 00:00:20,276 --> 00:00:23,006 lt's the ad campaign, Mr. Webb. lt's killing us. 9 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:24,341 Well, who's running it for them? 10 00:00:24,414 --> 00:00:25,438 (Drake) Templeton Peck. 11 00:00:25,515 --> 00:00:28,109 Yes! Hi-Brite soda. 12 00:00:28,584 --> 00:00:31,815 [guns firing] 13 00:00:31,888 --> 00:00:33,150 You guys are crazy. 14 00:00:33,322 --> 00:00:35,449 Oh, he's an excellent judge of character, huh, Colonel? 15 00:00:35,525 --> 00:00:36,514 Let's go fishing. 16 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:39,888 l think we got a bite. 17 00:00:41,631 --> 00:00:42,655 Where's the meat? 18 00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:44,597 Why don't we give him a taste of what he wants? 19 00:00:47,970 --> 00:00:50,996 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 20 00:00:51,074 --> 00:00:52,735 was sent to prison by a military court... 21 00:00:52,809 --> 00:00:54,276 for a crime they didn't commit. 22 00:00:54,343 --> 00:00:55,674 These men promptly escaped... 23 00:00:55,745 --> 00:00:57,440 from a maximum-security stockade... 24 00:00:57,513 --> 00:00:58,946 to the Los Angeles underground. 25 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:00,710 Today, still wanted by the government... 26 00:01:00,783 --> 00:01:02,683 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 27 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:05,186 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 28 00:01:05,254 --> 00:01:06,585 and if you can find them... 29 00:01:06,656 --> 00:01:08,749 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 30 00:01:08,858 --> 00:01:11,258 [gun firing] 31 00:02:43,486 --> 00:02:45,044 There you are. Thanks. 32 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,349 l'd get this oil changed. 33 00:02:46,422 --> 00:02:50,290 Well, like l always say, healthy engine, healthy truck. 34 00:02:50,626 --> 00:02:52,594 You ladies have a nice day now, hear? 35 00:02:52,662 --> 00:02:54,061 Thanks, Guss. 36 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:57,125 [engine starting] 37 00:03:28,297 --> 00:03:29,491 Quiet, huh? 38 00:03:29,565 --> 00:03:32,125 Just thinking about how much longer we can hold onto the plant. 39 00:03:32,201 --> 00:03:33,691 l've been going through these books. 40 00:03:33,769 --> 00:03:35,964 This is the third straight month sales have been off. 41 00:03:36,038 --> 00:03:38,336 Maybe we should take Jason Webb up on his offer. 42 00:03:38,474 --> 00:03:39,771 Give up? 43 00:03:40,009 --> 00:03:43,672 My little sister, the football player in high school give up? 44 00:03:43,746 --> 00:03:45,805 What happened to your fighting spirit? 45 00:03:45,948 --> 00:03:47,882 ln football, we had eleven players. 46 00:03:47,950 --> 00:03:49,884 This team is just you and me, Maryann. 47 00:03:49,952 --> 00:03:52,079 Well, you have a better way to go about it? 48 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:53,485 l might. 49 00:03:54,056 --> 00:03:55,921 Do you want to tell me about it? 50 00:03:58,861 --> 00:03:59,885 Whoa. 51 00:04:02,698 --> 00:04:03,722 What's the matter? 52 00:04:03,799 --> 00:04:05,994 l don't know. There's something wrong with the brakes! 53 00:04:06,068 --> 00:04:07,330 They're not holding! 54 00:04:10,673 --> 00:04:12,402 l don't think l can keep her on the road. 55 00:04:13,509 --> 00:04:15,033 [tires skidding] 56 00:04:16,746 --> 00:04:18,270 Brace yourself! 57 00:04:21,651 --> 00:04:23,016 [crashing] 58 00:04:45,741 --> 00:04:46,969 [car door slamming] 59 00:04:50,746 --> 00:04:52,373 [panting] 60 00:04:54,951 --> 00:04:56,316 Cathy, are you okay? 61 00:04:56,385 --> 00:04:57,943 Yeah, l guess so. 62 00:05:12,234 --> 00:05:14,099 The brake line's been cut. 63 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:15,899 Cut? Who could have.... 64 00:05:15,972 --> 00:05:18,839 l think Guss down at the gas station can give us that answer. 65 00:05:19,575 --> 00:05:22,442 l'll give you one guess who must have paid him to do it. 66 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:28,248 [laughing] You ladies were lucky that you weren't killed. 67 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:31,045 Well, l hope we haven't disappointed your boss, Mr. Webb. 68 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:34,848 Aw, now you aren't inferring that Mr. Webb had something to do with this, are you? 69 00:05:34,924 --> 00:05:36,255 The brake line's been cut. 70 00:05:36,325 --> 00:05:38,225 That line looks like it was cut to you? 71 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:41,695 Well, if you ask me, it looks like it got broke when the truck turned over. 72 00:05:41,764 --> 00:05:43,857 [chuckling] Just like a lady truck driver. 73 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:46,526 Can't hit the downshift on a little bitty incline. 74 00:05:46,802 --> 00:05:48,497 [all laughing] 75 00:05:48,604 --> 00:05:52,506 You just tell your Webb that you're not gonna scare us into selling our plant. 76 00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:54,270 Now you've been lucky so far. 77 00:05:55,144 --> 00:05:57,339 Now you've been made a fair offer... 78 00:05:57,813 --> 00:05:59,246 and l think you should take it. 79 00:05:59,348 --> 00:06:02,078 [Cathy screaming] Whoa! 80 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,014 Whoa! 81 00:06:05,788 --> 00:06:07,688 [all laughing] 82 00:06:10,059 --> 00:06:13,085 You two are not gonna walk away from another accident. 83 00:06:13,729 --> 00:06:16,823 So l suggest that you sell out while you still have the chance. 84 00:06:19,735 --> 00:06:22,226 These little ladies got themselves a mess to clean up. 85 00:06:22,304 --> 00:06:23,464 Bye-bye! 86 00:06:25,908 --> 00:06:27,603 [car starting] 87 00:06:30,546 --> 00:06:33,777 l think l've got a way, Maryann, to get us some help. 88 00:06:35,918 --> 00:06:38,751 You got to admit this is mighty suspicious, Cathy. 89 00:06:38,821 --> 00:06:42,416 We just spent $200 on a one-way bus fare... 90 00:06:42,491 --> 00:06:44,823 to get here just to have some Chinese guy... 91 00:06:44,894 --> 00:06:48,022 tell us that we need another $200 to find the A-Team. 92 00:06:48,097 --> 00:06:51,533 You analyze too much, Maryann. Sometimes, you just got to go with the flow. 93 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,760 This is the one. 94 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:56,337 Now, we get the money here, then we wait for the phone call. 95 00:06:56,405 --> 00:06:58,305 Give me your credit card. My card? 96 00:06:58,474 --> 00:07:00,965 You're older than me. You have a higher credit limit. 97 00:07:05,314 --> 00:07:07,282 Oh, this is the most ridiculous thing. 98 00:07:25,701 --> 00:07:27,328 Okay, social security number. 99 00:07:27,436 --> 00:07:28,767 861 ... 100 00:07:29,071 --> 00:07:30,163 08... 101 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:31,532 92... 102 00:07:31,907 --> 00:07:32,896 65. 103 00:07:41,851 --> 00:07:45,014 This A-Team can't be much if we only need $200. 104 00:07:45,087 --> 00:07:46,076 [shushing] 105 00:07:54,597 --> 00:07:57,760 What do you say, B.A.? They check, Hannibal. No connection with the law. 106 00:07:57,833 --> 00:07:59,630 Good. Let's go, Face. 107 00:08:04,106 --> 00:08:05,835 Look at that! No money. 108 00:08:05,908 --> 00:08:09,400 l told you this was gonna be a rip-off. What's this? 109 00:08:09,478 --> 00:08:11,207 ''You have just found the A-Team''? 110 00:08:15,518 --> 00:08:18,487 Hello, l'm Hannibal Smith. Hi, girls. 111 00:08:26,695 --> 00:08:28,890 (Cathy) You see, it's really the natural spring water... 112 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:30,226 which makes our soda so good. 113 00:08:30,299 --> 00:08:34,463 lt's from the runoff from the mountain that surrounds Sunset Valley where our wells are. 114 00:08:34,537 --> 00:08:38,940 You figure it's the source of your water this character Webb is after? 115 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:41,106 lt's hard to tell what he's after. 116 00:08:41,177 --> 00:08:44,374 But what we do know is that he's trying to do everything he possibly can... 117 00:08:44,446 --> 00:08:46,641 to put us out of business if we don't sell to him. 118 00:08:46,715 --> 00:08:48,478 Well, Hannibal, breweries do use water. 119 00:08:48,551 --> 00:08:51,611 We've been pretty successful for the four years we've been in business. 120 00:08:51,687 --> 00:08:54,019 But with this guy sabotaging our trucks, our factory... 121 00:08:54,089 --> 00:08:56,250 l don't know how much longer we can hold on. 122 00:08:56,592 --> 00:08:59,425 Excuse me, but, do you think you could please not smoke? 123 00:08:59,762 --> 00:09:01,320 [scoffs] Sorry, ladies. 124 00:09:01,397 --> 00:09:03,092 Cathy and l are into health... 125 00:09:03,165 --> 00:09:05,463 and that's really a habit you should try and stop. 126 00:09:05,534 --> 00:09:07,627 Nicotine depletes your Vitamin C... 127 00:09:07,703 --> 00:09:09,762 and it's not good at all for the nerves. 128 00:09:09,939 --> 00:09:11,236 l don't inhale. 129 00:09:11,307 --> 00:09:13,172 (Murdock) Colonel, she's got a point there. 130 00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:15,233 With all the stress that we go through every day... 131 00:09:15,311 --> 00:09:18,542 chasing cops, flipping vans, being the vanguards of justice and all that... 132 00:09:18,614 --> 00:09:22,277 l mean, l think there might be something to this health and vitality stuff. 133 00:09:22,451 --> 00:09:25,614 l mean, they give us vitamin pills at the V.A. all the time... 134 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:27,383 and we're just crazy about them. 135 00:09:27,456 --> 00:09:29,390 You can say that again. All of it? 136 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:32,950 Ah, never mind, Murdock. Now, can we get down to the problem at hand? 137 00:09:33,229 --> 00:09:35,595 Look, ladies, l think you should be aware... 138 00:09:35,664 --> 00:09:38,132 of the fact that we are rather expensive. 139 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,896 Look, there's no problem. We've got some money saved up... 140 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:43,962 and if we can get Hi-Brite back on its feet, we'll have plenty of cash. 141 00:09:44,073 --> 00:09:46,837 Actually, l want to be honest with you. 142 00:09:46,909 --> 00:09:50,310 l really had no input into hiring the four of you. 143 00:09:50,512 --> 00:09:53,572 Cathy talked me into it. l'm not exactly sure that-- 144 00:09:53,649 --> 00:09:57,176 Now look, if you're not sure you want to hire us-- You're hired, okay? 145 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,581 My sister is just a little leery here. 146 00:09:59,688 --> 00:10:01,952 Looks like Webb's got the whole town against us. 147 00:10:02,024 --> 00:10:05,619 We can't go to the police, we've got no witnesses. You guys have got to help us. 148 00:10:06,695 --> 00:10:08,390 Well, ladies, in that case... 149 00:10:08,631 --> 00:10:09,859 you've hired the A-Team. 150 00:10:09,932 --> 00:10:12,162 (Face) Looks like the first thing we've got to do... 151 00:10:12,234 --> 00:10:13,633 is get you back in business. 152 00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:16,296 Face, we're gonna need some promotion here. 153 00:10:16,372 --> 00:10:18,567 Well, promotion is my middle name. Thanks. 154 00:10:18,641 --> 00:10:21,269 l can see it now, the Templeton Peck Ad Agency. 155 00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:24,005 Hannibal, l think l can get these machines in working order. 156 00:10:24,079 --> 00:10:25,205 Good. Murdock'll help you. 157 00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:27,340 Murdock! Come on, Face, we've got work to do. 158 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:30,544 B.A., it's you and me. You love that. l know you do. 159 00:10:30,619 --> 00:10:33,452 And since l'm hanging around you, l might as well start with you. 160 00:10:33,522 --> 00:10:36,889 Start what? l'm gonna get this team into shape. 161 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:40,258 We're gonna eat the right foods. We're gonna drink the right liquids. 162 00:10:40,396 --> 00:10:42,296 This team is going au naturale. 163 00:10:42,464 --> 00:10:43,829 This is all natural, sucker. 164 00:10:43,899 --> 00:10:48,029 And this is the little elixir of health and vitality that is gonna do it all. 165 00:10:49,071 --> 00:10:50,936 Why don't you have a sip? Come on. 166 00:10:52,174 --> 00:10:54,335 Suck on the essence of vitality. 167 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,810 (Murdock) Power your battery-- 168 00:10:56,879 --> 00:11:00,280 Cathy, l don't believe this. These guys are nuts. Listen to them. 169 00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:03,546 A little eccentric, maybe. They've got great references. 170 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:07,749 Well, let's see, running an eight hour shift, six days a week... 171 00:11:08,023 --> 00:11:11,151 10 bottles a minute, 600 bottles an hour... 172 00:11:11,293 --> 00:11:14,262 200 cases a day, about 1 100 cases a week. 173 00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:17,231 Of course, that figure will go up in a sales increase. Hmm. 174 00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:20,001 How's your credit rating? 175 00:11:20,602 --> 00:11:21,660 Not bad. 176 00:11:21,737 --> 00:11:24,570 We own the building and we can use it as collateral. Good. 177 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,074 How about going down to the bank and applying for a loan... 178 00:11:27,142 --> 00:11:30,475 so we can have some working capital? Deducted from our bill, of course. 179 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:38,876 Do l detect a certain, shall we say, interest in a certain direction, Hannibal? 180 00:11:39,488 --> 00:11:42,150 Well, Face, l always like to make friends. 181 00:11:42,591 --> 00:11:45,025 Colonel, l'd like to lodge a complaint. 182 00:11:45,094 --> 00:11:48,154 B.A. tried to insert a can of Hi-Brite into my mouth. 183 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:50,357 Now, it didn't go in, but it hurt. 184 00:11:50,432 --> 00:11:53,663 Captain, you said you were gonna get along with him this week. 185 00:11:53,736 --> 00:11:55,203 Well, l'm trying to. 186 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:58,464 Would you like some trail mix? l got some nice sun-dried raisins here. 187 00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,632 Thanks. 188 00:12:00,275 --> 00:12:03,642 l'm really-- l'm really gonna get behind this health food stuff. 189 00:12:04,747 --> 00:12:07,807 You know, once we get into production, maybe we'll find out why... 190 00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:11,182 a guy who makes beer is so interested in a health soda factory. 191 00:12:11,553 --> 00:12:13,987 Uh, you, would you like a nut? 192 00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:51,958 Boy, she's a real beauty, isn't she, B.A.? 193 00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:55,552 l mean, the cotton gin, the steam engine, they may all have been precursors... 194 00:12:55,631 --> 00:12:57,394 to the industrial revolution, but nothing... 195 00:12:57,466 --> 00:13:00,299 nothing can beat an MAKR 73... 196 00:13:00,369 --> 00:13:02,963 carbonated bottling machine with optional labeler. 197 00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:05,002 (Cathy) Time for lunch, guys. 198 00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:08,940 You'll love 'em. 199 00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:14,809 Where's the meat? This sandwich's full of weeds. 200 00:13:14,883 --> 00:13:17,784 Those are bean sprouts. They're great in the fiber department. 201 00:13:18,053 --> 00:13:19,520 l don't eat nothing l don't know. 202 00:13:19,588 --> 00:13:22,113 Oh, where's your sense of adventure, B.A.? l mean, look at me. 203 00:13:22,191 --> 00:13:24,056 l'm looking at these itty bitty black things... 204 00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:26,458 l don't know what they are, but l'm gonna eat them anyway. 205 00:13:26,528 --> 00:13:27,927 Some of them are even moving. 206 00:13:27,996 --> 00:13:29,361 [giggling] You're funny. 207 00:13:29,431 --> 00:13:32,798 Just got a call from Hannibal. The office is all set. 208 00:13:33,135 --> 00:13:36,434 And they're ready to go. He wants you to get the machines running... 209 00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:38,767 and they're gonna need all the soda you can turn out. 210 00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:41,639 See, l told you it'd work, Maryann. We're back in business. 211 00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:57,620 (Face) That's right, seven delicious fruit flavors. 212 00:13:57,726 --> 00:14:00,957 50 cases? l'll tell you what, why don't l make it an even 60, huh? 213 00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:02,496 You'll thank me later. 214 00:14:02,564 --> 00:14:04,555 Great. Yeah. Thanks for calling. 215 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,363 Yeah, Hi-Brite Soda. Oh, you saw our ad. 216 00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:11,531 Yeah, oh, you'll love it. lt's all natural. 217 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:15,401 l can promise delivery at your supermarkets by the end of the week. 218 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:18,947 Yes, we come in 16 ounce bottles also. 219 00:14:19,181 --> 00:14:23,345 Uh-huh. 1 20 cases. You got it. 220 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,713 (Maryann) Our tangerine lime is very refreshing. 221 00:14:25,787 --> 00:14:27,914 No, we never use anything artificial. 222 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:31,084 lt's sort of kinda more of a fruit juice than an actual soft drink. 223 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,961 Right. Very healthy for you. Got lots of vitamin C. 224 00:14:35,697 --> 00:14:37,824 Thirty-five cases? Great. 225 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,368 (Murdock) Would you put dirty oil in your engine? Of course not. 226 00:14:40,435 --> 00:14:44,201 That's why we at Hi-Brite Soda guarantee that we use only virgin spring water... 227 00:14:44,273 --> 00:14:48,403 along with that, you get high complex vitamin C, along with your bioflavonoids. 228 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:52,473 25 cases of cherry, good. What about that grape? 229 00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:54,812 Lot of rutin in grape. Makes your eyes real shiny. 230 00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:57,317 Good. Ten cases. Fabulous. 231 00:14:58,186 --> 00:15:00,279 Hi-Brite Soda? What can we do for you? 232 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,347 Looks like Face's ad campaign is starting to pay off. 233 00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:07,226 Yeah. This keeps up, we'll get back in full production in a couple of days. 234 00:15:07,563 --> 00:15:10,532 l'd like to see Webb's face when he finds out. 235 00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:12,726 (Webb) What do you mean they're back in business? 236 00:15:12,801 --> 00:15:15,201 Yeah, l know l told you l shut them down. 237 00:15:15,337 --> 00:15:16,964 Well, l don't know. 238 00:15:17,105 --> 00:15:18,868 Okay, okay, we'll get on it. 239 00:15:19,141 --> 00:15:21,939 [machines whirring] 240 00:15:23,345 --> 00:15:24,710 [bottles clinking] 241 00:15:29,851 --> 00:15:30,840 Hey! 242 00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:36,048 Hi-Brite just took out a bank loan to pay for the ad agency they hired. 243 00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:40,159 How many cases did you see? At least 300, Mr. Webb. 244 00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:43,220 l got a call from this guy who works in one of the Farrell Supermarkets. 245 00:15:43,298 --> 00:15:45,664 He says they're stocking Hi-Brite Soda in all their outlets. 246 00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:47,998 They're expecting to deliver by the middle of the week. 247 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:49,833 They gotta get their trucks through first. 248 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,896 Yeah, that's right. They got to get through first. 249 00:15:51,974 --> 00:15:54,568 l want every road out of that factory watched round the clock. 250 00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:56,304 You see one Hi-Brite truck on the road... 251 00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:58,243 l want you to make sure it smashes into a wall. 252 00:15:58,313 --> 00:16:00,611 l promise you, not one of them trucks is gonna get through. 253 00:16:00,682 --> 00:16:03,207 They better not. l don't care how many cases they got on order. 254 00:16:03,285 --> 00:16:05,116 They don't deliver, they close down. 255 00:16:14,796 --> 00:16:18,061 (Murdock) This is genius. Pure genius! Thank you, Murdock. 256 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,961 No, l was referring to Hannibal's part. 257 00:16:21,069 --> 00:16:24,596 What're you talking about? l'm the guy who figured out how to do this. 258 00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:26,172 Want some trail mix? No, l don't. 259 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,232 Some nuts? Almonds? l don't want anything. 260 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,278 Calm your nerves. My nerves are fine. 261 00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:31,744 l'll be waiting for you. Good. 262 00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:32,939 l'll be here. Great. 263 00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:34,642 l'll be seeing you. 264 00:16:34,716 --> 00:16:38,015 [engine starting] l'll be looking for you when you come back. 265 00:17:06,615 --> 00:17:10,574 Boy, oh, boy! My first day on the job, you talk about luck. 266 00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:13,719 Hi, l'm Happy Harrison. Yeah. 267 00:17:14,322 --> 00:17:17,689 l'll tell you, talk about lucky, l got the local run. What'd you get? 268 00:17:17,759 --> 00:17:22,492 Yeah, l see your run takes you all the way up to Fresno, huh? 269 00:17:22,564 --> 00:17:25,294 Yeah. You got the local? Yeah. 270 00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:27,862 l can't say l'm not just a little disappointed! 271 00:17:27,936 --> 00:17:31,872 See, l know this great gal up there, l tell you. 272 00:17:32,207 --> 00:17:33,799 Hey, wait a minute. 273 00:17:34,643 --> 00:17:38,773 lf they think l'm taking this load 300 miles on short notice... 274 00:17:38,847 --> 00:17:40,906 they're out of their ever loving minds! 275 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,416 Well, l don't know about that. See, l just-- You take it! 276 00:17:43,485 --> 00:17:44,474 What? 277 00:17:44,553 --> 00:17:47,545 You got orders, you're new. Yeah. 278 00:17:47,622 --> 00:17:49,453 You take the load. 279 00:17:49,558 --> 00:17:53,517 Oh, l get it. lt's kind of like job seniority. 280 00:17:53,662 --> 00:17:56,529 No, it's called keeping your job. 281 00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:57,858 Right. 282 00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,127 [laughing] 283 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,050 [engine starting] 284 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:25,625 [engine starting] 285 00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:43,935 Let's go fishing. 286 00:18:57,826 --> 00:19:00,522 [ The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be [ 287 00:19:00,595 --> 00:19:03,689 [ Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be [ 288 00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:07,759 [ The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be [ 289 00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:10,999 [ Many long years ago [[ 290 00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:12,061 [braying] 291 00:19:15,076 --> 00:19:16,634 lt's about time! 292 00:19:21,216 --> 00:19:24,481 l was getting worried. l mean, l've gone through a whole bag of trail mix. 293 00:19:24,553 --> 00:19:26,578 Murdock, this calls for a celebration. 294 00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:28,714 Why are you doing this to yourself? 295 00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:31,054 Aw, come on, you're not gonna start again. 296 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:34,493 Faceman, l'm only concerned about your cardiovascular system. 297 00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:36,758 Do you realize you're taking into your lungs... 298 00:19:36,832 --> 00:19:39,300 foul disgusting dead matter? 299 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:41,767 Man, l've about had it with all this health stuff! 300 00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:43,862 Well, l find that offensive. 301 00:19:43,972 --> 00:19:44,961 What? 302 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,007 Nothing. lt's just something that Custer said to the lndian. 303 00:19:48,076 --> 00:19:49,668 Don't think about it. 304 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:01,514 Hey, Hannibal, l think we got a bite. 305 00:20:29,117 --> 00:20:30,584 [groaning] 306 00:20:36,057 --> 00:20:37,649 [gun firing] 307 00:20:53,842 --> 00:20:55,036 You guys are crazy. 308 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,442 Oh, he's an excellent judge of character, huh, Colonel? 309 00:20:57,512 --> 00:21:01,107 The Hi-Brite Soda company is still in business and we're still making deliveries. 310 00:21:01,316 --> 00:21:03,409 (Murdock) Colonel, may l? 311 00:21:03,818 --> 00:21:07,754 Gentlemen, it's quite obvious from the very sloppy handling of an operation... 312 00:21:07,822 --> 00:21:10,586 as simple as running our truck off the road... 313 00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:14,857 that you gentlemen are suffering from severe vitamin deficiencies. 314 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:17,055 You are not operating at your peak. 315 00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:19,692 Therefore, l want you to listen and l want you to listen good. 316 00:21:19,768 --> 00:21:22,999 Because, in order to complete this assignment, this is what you must do. 317 00:21:23,338 --> 00:21:26,398 First of all, you must have a weapon. 318 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,469 Second of all, you must check chamber of said weapon... 319 00:21:29,544 --> 00:21:31,068 for possible mechanical blockage. 320 00:21:31,146 --> 00:21:32,272 [gun cocking] 321 00:21:32,347 --> 00:21:34,838 Thirdly, you must aim said weapon... 322 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:38,113 at approximately a 45 degree angle... 323 00:21:38,353 --> 00:21:40,321 at the rear of said truck. 324 00:21:42,624 --> 00:21:44,353 And then, you must fire. 325 00:21:44,592 --> 00:21:46,457 Oh, that is the gas tank, you know. 326 00:21:54,102 --> 00:21:55,126 Nice, Captain. 327 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:02,437 Now, you go back and you tell your boss... 328 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:06,572 if he's got problems with this to talk to me. My name's Smith. 329 00:22:08,049 --> 00:22:09,380 Now start walking. 330 00:22:25,734 --> 00:22:28,601 Hey, big guy. l have a question for you. 331 00:22:28,803 --> 00:22:32,967 Don't you think that Faceman should've highlighted the name a bit more? 332 00:22:33,074 --> 00:22:34,974 l mean, it's missing something, don't you think? 333 00:22:35,043 --> 00:22:37,807 l think that the gold should have been radiating... 334 00:22:37,879 --> 00:22:40,848 more outwards so that the flow catches the eye... 335 00:22:40,915 --> 00:22:43,440 before the eye catches the hard copy. What do you think, big guy? 336 00:22:43,518 --> 00:22:45,543 l think if you don't stop flapping your lips... 337 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:47,781 l'm gonna highlight your head black and blue! 338 00:22:47,856 --> 00:22:49,721 (Maryann) l've got to start to give you credit. 339 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:51,281 l mean, the campaign's working. 340 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,953 The way the orders are coming in, we're gonna have to put on... 341 00:22:54,029 --> 00:22:55,724 another shift by the end of the week. 342 00:22:55,797 --> 00:22:58,630 You guys are unreal. l mean, is there anything you can't do? 343 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,725 Ballet. We stopped going to class. 344 00:23:00,802 --> 00:23:03,828 l figure when Webb gets our message, he's gonna pay us a little visit. 345 00:23:03,905 --> 00:23:06,203 And you're convinced there's something in Webb's office... 346 00:23:06,274 --> 00:23:08,139 that's gonna tell us something. Oh, yeah. 347 00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:11,337 Face reported much too much security for just an ordinary office. 348 00:23:11,413 --> 00:23:13,074 What, do you think they'll come here? 349 00:23:13,148 --> 00:23:15,343 The sucker better have health insurance if he do. 350 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:16,850 Oh, speaking of health... 351 00:23:16,918 --> 00:23:20,183 l've drawn up that vitamin supplement program l'm gonna put you on. 352 00:23:20,255 --> 00:23:22,348 Yeah, l know you're strong, l know you're strong... 353 00:23:22,424 --> 00:23:25,825 but, you can't spend the rest of your days lifting automobiles over your head. 354 00:23:25,894 --> 00:23:28,761 Now, what l suggest is a high-potency multi. 355 00:23:28,830 --> 00:23:32,095 Something that's gonna cover all basic nine minerals and vitamins. 356 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:34,761 Give you calcium, magnesium-- Give me that, fool! 357 00:23:37,539 --> 00:23:38,938 [chuckling] 358 00:23:39,107 --> 00:23:41,541 Of course, on the other hand, a balanced diet... 359 00:23:41,609 --> 00:23:44,009 cuts the need for vitamin supplements in half. B.A.? 360 00:23:44,479 --> 00:23:45,969 ls Face all set? Yeah. 361 00:23:46,314 --> 00:23:48,248 All ready and wired to go. 362 00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:51,147 Good. Now, all Webb needs... 363 00:23:51,219 --> 00:23:52,846 is a personal invitation. 364 00:23:52,921 --> 00:23:54,821 (Webb) What do you mean, it hasn't been delivered? 365 00:23:54,889 --> 00:23:56,447 l saw all my trucks go out this morning. 366 00:23:56,524 --> 00:23:57,923 [phone ringing] Yes? 367 00:23:59,227 --> 00:24:00,626 lt didn't make the stop? 368 00:24:00,795 --> 00:24:03,923 l don't know what's going on. Look, l'll get on it. Don't worry. 369 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:08,092 First you three get my trucks blown up... 370 00:24:08,169 --> 00:24:10,729 and now, my beers are not getting delivered. 371 00:24:10,805 --> 00:24:12,295 What do l look like, some kind of jerk? 372 00:24:12,373 --> 00:24:14,204 You wind me up in circles and l turn around? 373 00:24:14,275 --> 00:24:16,607 Mr. Webb, you better come quick. 374 00:24:23,818 --> 00:24:25,183 They switched trucks. 375 00:24:25,286 --> 00:24:29,017 That's what they meant when they said we'd be making their deliveries for them. 376 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:32,318 A-Team? They are those military guys wanted by the government. 377 00:24:32,393 --> 00:24:34,122 Well, l don't care who they are! 378 00:24:34,829 --> 00:24:36,956 They use my drivers to deliver their soda... 379 00:24:37,031 --> 00:24:39,898 they shoot up one of my trucks, they're ruining my business! 380 00:24:39,968 --> 00:24:42,562 lt's that ad campaign, Mr. Webb. lt's killing us. 381 00:24:42,637 --> 00:24:44,002 Well, who's running it for them? 382 00:24:44,072 --> 00:24:46,302 A guy named Templeton Peck. Find him! 383 00:24:46,374 --> 00:24:47,398 That's right. 384 00:24:47,475 --> 00:24:49,841 That's right, l want three of those big billboards... 385 00:24:49,911 --> 00:24:51,811 like you see on l-Five. 386 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,781 Exactly. Now-- Let me get back to you on this. 387 00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:56,339 [phone thudding] 388 00:24:56,417 --> 00:24:58,510 Hold all my calls, Miss Olsen. 389 00:25:03,558 --> 00:25:04,923 [doorbell buzzing] 390 00:25:07,028 --> 00:25:09,087 So, you're Templeton Peck, huh? 391 00:25:09,164 --> 00:25:10,256 l've heard a lot about you. 392 00:25:10,331 --> 00:25:13,300 You're the guy who runs the ad campaign for the Hi-Brite Soda company. 393 00:25:13,368 --> 00:25:15,859 Yes, yes, indeed l do, and may l... 394 00:25:15,937 --> 00:25:18,701 take a few minutes here to tell you that... 395 00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:22,170 well, with my agency's help, we've managed to... 396 00:25:22,243 --> 00:25:25,235 triple business in the local market here. 397 00:25:26,848 --> 00:25:29,908 Yeah, you see, advertising, that's the secret. 398 00:25:29,984 --> 00:25:33,943 All the quality beer in the world would just sit on the shelf... 399 00:25:34,055 --> 00:25:36,216 if it wasn't for advertising. 400 00:25:36,591 --> 00:25:38,183 You have to have a demand... 401 00:25:38,259 --> 00:25:41,057 and demand, well, it doesn't just happen, you know... 402 00:25:41,129 --> 00:25:42,619 it has to be created. 403 00:25:42,697 --> 00:25:43,789 That's right... 404 00:25:43,865 --> 00:25:46,425 you see, and that, my friend, is advertising. 405 00:25:47,068 --> 00:25:48,433 [watch beeping] 406 00:25:48,937 --> 00:25:51,428 Yes, the right kind of advertising... 407 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,974 can make or break a company and that's what to expect... 408 00:25:54,042 --> 00:25:56,033 from Templeton Peck. Good. 409 00:25:56,244 --> 00:25:59,771 You're hired. Here's $10,000. 410 00:26:00,048 --> 00:26:02,039 Gee, $10,000. 411 00:26:02,116 --> 00:26:03,583 With money like this, we could... 412 00:26:03,651 --> 00:26:06,211 we could probably set up some accounts and go national-- 413 00:26:06,287 --> 00:26:07,686 You don't understand, Mr. Peck. 414 00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:10,417 l want you to spend all that money on the Hi-Brite account. 415 00:26:10,491 --> 00:26:11,617 The Hi-Brite account? 416 00:26:11,693 --> 00:26:13,354 l want you to put them out of business. 417 00:26:13,428 --> 00:26:14,861 Yeah, but-- Look... 418 00:26:15,597 --> 00:26:17,428 there's $10,000 here. 419 00:26:17,632 --> 00:26:18,929 Mr. Webb... 420 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:23,093 if you think l can be bribed to sabotage an ad campaign.... 421 00:26:23,171 --> 00:26:24,570 You got 24 hours. 422 00:26:24,872 --> 00:26:26,464 lf l don't see some results... 423 00:26:26,608 --> 00:26:28,166 you're going to a funeral. 424 00:26:28,376 --> 00:26:29,365 Your own. 425 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:37,115 (Face) Hannibal, l don't like to complain... 426 00:26:37,185 --> 00:26:39,983 but why is it that l'm always the one... 427 00:26:40,054 --> 00:26:43,251 who has to stick his head inside the lion's mouth? 428 00:26:43,324 --> 00:26:45,315 (Hannibal) lt's your personality. Personality. 429 00:26:45,393 --> 00:26:48,624 Look, in 24 hours, l'm a dead man unless l can... 430 00:26:48,696 --> 00:26:52,530 turn this Hi-Brite Soda ad campaign around cold. 431 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,589 Oh, yeah. 432 00:26:53,668 --> 00:26:56,000 Webb's donation to the world of advertising. 433 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,200 Pays our fee. 434 00:27:00,642 --> 00:27:01,802 Did you find anything? 435 00:27:01,876 --> 00:27:05,209 Oh, yeah, yeah. The way this metal detector went off in Webb's office... 436 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,043 there's a safe in there somewhere. 437 00:27:07,181 --> 00:27:09,240 Probably behind the screen in the corner. 438 00:27:09,884 --> 00:27:11,476 There's only one way to find out. 439 00:27:12,086 --> 00:27:13,075 Murdock... 440 00:27:13,655 --> 00:27:14,747 go with Face. 441 00:27:20,762 --> 00:27:21,751 [bell ringing] 442 00:30:10,565 --> 00:30:11,793 [camera clicks] 443 00:30:13,868 --> 00:30:15,768 [whispering] l love you, baby. 444 00:30:20,107 --> 00:30:22,302 One chimpanzee, two chimpanzees, three chimpan-- 445 00:30:22,376 --> 00:30:24,936 What are you doing? l'm counting chimpanzees, do you mind? 446 00:30:25,012 --> 00:30:26,036 Three chimpanzee-- 447 00:30:26,113 --> 00:30:27,740 l thought it was one Mississippi, two-- 448 00:30:27,815 --> 00:30:29,339 No, that's when they're taking your pulse. 449 00:30:29,417 --> 00:30:31,385 lt's chimpanzees when you take time exposures. 450 00:30:31,452 --> 00:30:33,977 Five chimpanzees, six chimpanzees, ten chimpanzees. 451 00:30:34,055 --> 00:30:35,488 Watch this. 452 00:30:38,426 --> 00:30:39,757 lt's perfect. 453 00:31:29,443 --> 00:31:31,877 l got faith in you, little brother. 454 00:31:36,450 --> 00:31:37,474 [buzzing] 455 00:31:37,552 --> 00:31:38,541 [clicking] 456 00:31:38,619 --> 00:31:39,847 Voila. 457 00:32:25,766 --> 00:32:27,097 Look. 458 00:32:27,168 --> 00:32:30,660 They all have names of businesses in the Valley on them. 459 00:32:30,938 --> 00:32:32,064 Yeah. 460 00:32:32,239 --> 00:32:34,833 Right here, in the center, the Hi-Brite Soda factory. 461 00:32:35,409 --> 00:32:37,900 Well, the Colonel ought to see this, look. 462 00:32:38,512 --> 00:32:40,309 All of these checks... 463 00:32:40,381 --> 00:32:42,042 have names that correspond... 464 00:32:42,116 --> 00:32:43,583 to the businesses on this map. 465 00:32:43,651 --> 00:32:45,551 Look's like Webb's trying to buy up the Valley. 466 00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:47,520 Except this one here... 467 00:32:47,755 --> 00:32:50,155 made out to the Palmdale Construction Company. 468 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,161 [alarm ringing] 469 00:33:12,246 --> 00:33:13,770 [gun firing] 470 00:33:26,594 --> 00:33:28,323 [tires screeching] 471 00:33:45,646 --> 00:33:48,240 lf only l'd had my extra stress vitamin B's... 472 00:33:48,315 --> 00:33:51,807 l know l could've held them off a couple of hours. Maybe, even a day or two. 473 00:33:51,886 --> 00:33:54,081 lmportant thing is, we've got this check. 474 00:33:54,155 --> 00:33:56,919 Yeah, l got a real queasy feeling in my stomach, Hannibal. 475 00:33:56,991 --> 00:33:58,618 Webb knows about the break-in. 476 00:33:58,693 --> 00:33:59,921 You're right. 477 00:34:00,094 --> 00:34:02,119 lt's not part of the plan, Face. 478 00:34:03,164 --> 00:34:05,029 Oh, Colonel, not a cigar. 479 00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:07,300 The nicotine... 480 00:34:07,368 --> 00:34:09,461 it depletes your vitamin C. 481 00:34:12,973 --> 00:34:15,237 (Drake) lt had to be those guys that blew up your truck. 482 00:34:15,309 --> 00:34:16,469 The A-Team. 483 00:34:16,544 --> 00:34:18,978 l don't get it. How did they know about the safe? 484 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:21,179 You know, it's funny. 485 00:34:21,248 --> 00:34:24,945 These guys showed up, just about the same time that the Roger sisters hired this... 486 00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:26,008 Peck character... 487 00:34:26,087 --> 00:34:28,214 and his campaign turned the whole thing around. 488 00:34:28,289 --> 00:34:30,757 Do you think this Peck and those guys are connected? 489 00:34:30,925 --> 00:34:33,086 All l know is that his 24 hours are up. 490 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,958 We're supposed to meet him at his office, and l'll tell you this... 491 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:39,625 he better show us he put the brakes on the Hi-Brite ad campaign, or he's dead. 492 00:34:45,606 --> 00:34:47,039 [crashing] 493 00:34:48,509 --> 00:34:50,602 l should've known l couldn't trust that guy! 494 00:34:50,678 --> 00:34:52,202 We'll find him, Mr. Webb. 495 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,216 l think we just found him. 496 00:35:22,643 --> 00:35:25,635 Our friend, Mr. Peck, is gonna have a lot of questions to answer. 497 00:35:25,713 --> 00:35:29,274 And now, ladies and gentlemen, our camera will reveal... 498 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:31,983 which of the soft drinks our subjects have chosen. 499 00:35:32,052 --> 00:35:35,215 Will it be can A, can B, or can C? 500 00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:38,816 Yes, l see all three subjects have chosen... 501 00:35:39,393 --> 00:35:40,382 can A. 502 00:35:40,561 --> 00:35:42,927 And can A is.... 503 00:35:44,865 --> 00:35:47,925 Yes! Hi-Brite soda. 504 00:35:48,369 --> 00:35:49,893 [all clapping] 505 00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:56,508 Well, l see our second group of taste testers have just arrived. 506 00:35:56,844 --> 00:35:59,210 (Face) l'm sure everybody out there recognizes... 507 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,771 Mr. Jason Webb, owner of Webb Beers. 508 00:36:01,849 --> 00:36:04,079 Now Mr. Webb, has graciously consented... 509 00:36:04,151 --> 00:36:06,813 to be one of our sample taste testers. 510 00:36:07,054 --> 00:36:09,045 Your clock has just wound down, buddy. 511 00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:11,648 l don't think so. Smile, you're on TV. 512 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,755 And now, Mr. Webb, if you will kindly... 513 00:36:14,829 --> 00:36:16,763 step over to the tasting table. 514 00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:18,593 No, l've got to go. 515 00:36:20,034 --> 00:36:21,092 [clearing throat] 516 00:36:28,475 --> 00:36:29,999 (Murdock) l sure am glad that... 517 00:36:30,077 --> 00:36:31,977 construction companies aren't open on Saturdays. 518 00:36:32,046 --> 00:36:33,911 l would've had to take them on single-handedly. 519 00:36:33,981 --> 00:36:36,814 You couldn't take on a bunch of Girl Scouts single-handedly. 520 00:36:36,884 --> 00:36:39,079 Niacin. You're low on niacin. 521 00:36:39,286 --> 00:36:41,618 You know why? Because you're grouchy, and depressed. 522 00:36:41,689 --> 00:36:43,247 But l understand. l understand. Here... 523 00:36:43,324 --> 00:36:45,315 here big guy. You just take two of these... 524 00:36:45,392 --> 00:36:46,859 after every meal... 525 00:36:46,927 --> 00:36:49,225 and you're gonna be smiling, from ear to ear... 526 00:36:49,296 --> 00:36:51,389 clicking your heels a three-quarter time. 527 00:36:52,199 --> 00:36:54,064 Hey, guys. Look what l found. 528 00:37:01,008 --> 00:37:02,236 What is it? 529 00:37:04,311 --> 00:37:07,508 This is a lake shore condo development. 530 00:37:08,816 --> 00:37:10,147 Look at these streets. 531 00:37:10,217 --> 00:37:11,912 (Hannibal) Sutton, Verdugo... 532 00:37:11,986 --> 00:37:15,149 those are the streets that run past the Hi-Brite Soda factory. 533 00:37:15,489 --> 00:37:16,888 So where's the soda plant? 534 00:37:17,224 --> 00:37:18,885 l guess it was right about... 535 00:37:19,393 --> 00:37:21,953 here. Right in the middle of the lake, underwater. 536 00:37:22,029 --> 00:37:23,792 Those dummies think... 537 00:37:24,098 --> 00:37:26,726 they can use the springs under the Hi-Brite factory... 538 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,825 to form a man made lake... 539 00:37:29,336 --> 00:37:31,361 and sell condos on the shore line. 540 00:37:31,739 --> 00:37:33,172 No wonder they... 541 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,572 they bought all the property around the Hi-Brite plant. 542 00:37:35,643 --> 00:37:37,941 Webb hasn't got the money to do a project this big. 543 00:37:38,012 --> 00:37:39,912 There'd have to be a backer or a money man. 544 00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:41,345 Look at this, Colonel. 545 00:37:41,582 --> 00:37:44,312 Here are the loan papers for the construction of the condo... 546 00:37:44,385 --> 00:37:46,444 and guess who's loaning them the money. 547 00:37:46,587 --> 00:37:48,487 The Valley View Bank. 548 00:37:48,555 --> 00:37:51,956 That's the same bank that loaned the money to the-- To the girls. 549 00:37:58,032 --> 00:37:59,863 (Barrington) Ladies. 550 00:37:59,934 --> 00:38:01,595 How can l help you? 551 00:38:01,669 --> 00:38:04,365 We just stopped by, Mr. Barrington, to repay our loan. 552 00:38:04,438 --> 00:38:06,702 Business has been so good... 553 00:38:06,907 --> 00:38:09,307 we can afford to repay our loan early. 554 00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:10,536 l see. 555 00:38:10,945 --> 00:38:15,143 Well, l'm afraid there's a slight problem here. 556 00:38:15,215 --> 00:38:17,775 lt seems you just defaulted on your loan. 557 00:38:31,131 --> 00:38:33,497 Hannibal, you should've seen the look on Webb's face. 558 00:38:33,567 --> 00:38:35,296 l don't think the man likes soda. 559 00:38:35,402 --> 00:38:37,666 Where are the girls? l sent them down to the bank... 560 00:38:37,738 --> 00:38:39,262 to see Mr. Barrington. Barrington. 561 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:41,274 There's no need to build up interest. 562 00:38:41,342 --> 00:38:43,708 Barrington is the guy who's behind all this. 563 00:38:45,913 --> 00:38:48,473 (Barrington) This whole matter could have resolved itself... 564 00:38:48,549 --> 00:38:50,676 had you ladies not been so obstinate... 565 00:38:50,751 --> 00:38:52,343 as to hire the A-Team. 566 00:38:52,886 --> 00:38:55,184 You mean, we just let you take over the plant... 567 00:38:55,255 --> 00:38:56,745 and force us into selling. 568 00:38:58,025 --> 00:39:00,789 There's no way you're gonna get away with this. Oh, no? 569 00:39:02,096 --> 00:39:04,621 There are certain loose ends that need to be tied... 570 00:39:04,698 --> 00:39:06,393 but we can take care of that. 571 00:39:06,467 --> 00:39:07,764 [phone ringing] 572 00:39:12,006 --> 00:39:13,098 Yes. 573 00:39:15,175 --> 00:39:16,574 Well, where? 574 00:39:18,512 --> 00:39:20,537 All right, l'll handle it. 575 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,877 That was Marlowe at the construction site. 576 00:39:24,952 --> 00:39:27,113 Someone broke into his trailer. 577 00:39:27,187 --> 00:39:28,814 They found the loan papers. 578 00:39:28,889 --> 00:39:31,949 The A-Team. They're probably on their way over here right now. 579 00:39:32,192 --> 00:39:35,753 Then l think we should prepare a proper welcome for them then. 580 00:39:36,196 --> 00:39:40,462 Miss Reynolds, if a Mr. Smith calls, tell him we've gone to the brewery. 581 00:39:47,474 --> 00:39:50,910 Barrington left word he could be found at Webb's Brewery. 582 00:39:51,045 --> 00:39:53,275 Left word? Yeah. 583 00:39:53,647 --> 00:39:57,777 And his secretary said that he saw him take Maryann and Cathy with him. 584 00:39:57,851 --> 00:40:01,753 Why do l get the feeling l'm one of the six hundred riding into the valley of death? 585 00:40:01,822 --> 00:40:04,313 Barrington and the others are going to be waiting for us. 586 00:40:04,391 --> 00:40:07,724 l feel an anxiety attack coming on. This is a very stressful situation... 587 00:40:07,828 --> 00:40:10,626 lt's time for my B-1 2 anyway. You want one? No. 588 00:40:11,965 --> 00:40:13,523 Oh, what are we going to do? 589 00:40:13,867 --> 00:40:18,167 Since Barrington is so anxious to take over a soda pop plant... 590 00:40:18,672 --> 00:40:21,072 why don't we give him a taste of what he wants? 591 00:40:21,542 --> 00:40:23,908 All seven flavors? Why not? 592 00:40:47,835 --> 00:40:49,769 [whirring] 593 00:41:08,622 --> 00:41:09,611 [drilling] 594 00:41:58,338 --> 00:42:00,465 [hissing] 595 00:42:13,987 --> 00:42:15,978 When all this unpleasantness is over... 596 00:42:16,056 --> 00:42:18,115 l don't want any of them found, understand? 597 00:42:18,192 --> 00:42:20,387 Don't worry, they won't be. 598 00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:24,157 You guys all right up there? 599 00:42:24,264 --> 00:42:25,356 [car approaching] 600 00:42:25,532 --> 00:42:27,022 They're coming! 601 00:42:34,374 --> 00:42:35,636 [brakes squeal] 602 00:42:37,444 --> 00:42:38,843 l see you were expecting us. 603 00:42:38,912 --> 00:42:41,574 Well, l like to be ready for any contingency. 604 00:42:41,648 --> 00:42:43,639 You've caused me a great deal of trouble. 605 00:42:43,717 --> 00:42:47,551 We have, haven't we? And you know what? You haven't seen anything yet? 606 00:42:47,754 --> 00:42:49,415 Kill them! Wait a minute. 607 00:42:49,489 --> 00:42:51,719 Where's the skinny guy with the baseball hat? 608 00:42:52,359 --> 00:42:54,850 l was waiting for you to ask. Murdock! 609 00:42:55,195 --> 00:42:56,992 Seven all-natural flavors. 610 00:42:57,064 --> 00:42:58,053 [hissing] 611 00:42:58,131 --> 00:43:01,066 The A-Team's way of saying don't fool with Mother Nature. 612 00:43:01,134 --> 00:43:03,034 [guns firing] 613 00:43:17,284 --> 00:43:18,774 [guns firing] 614 00:43:36,470 --> 00:43:37,869 [gun firing] 615 00:43:39,673 --> 00:43:40,833 [tires screeching] 616 00:43:46,813 --> 00:43:47,802 [grunting] 617 00:44:02,195 --> 00:44:04,163 lt's all right, ladies, it's all right. 618 00:44:04,231 --> 00:44:05,562 Oh, thank you. 619 00:44:05,832 --> 00:44:06,821 [sighing] 620 00:44:07,801 --> 00:44:08,790 [thudding] 621 00:44:10,304 --> 00:44:12,738 l love it when a plan comes together. 622 00:44:19,012 --> 00:44:21,310 Well, with Webb and Barrington out of the way... 623 00:44:21,381 --> 00:44:23,906 you shouldn't have any trouble marketing your soda. 624 00:44:23,984 --> 00:44:27,511 Now that business is over, let's get down to basics, like... 625 00:44:27,621 --> 00:44:29,748 a candlelight dinner, a little cognac? 626 00:44:29,823 --> 00:44:31,757 l know this terrific Hungarian restaurant. 627 00:44:31,892 --> 00:44:35,157 Well, do they have a gypsy violinist? Of course they do. 628 00:44:35,662 --> 00:44:36,924 [clearing throat] 629 00:44:37,064 --> 00:44:39,999 Well, l have to admit, l was wrong about you, Smith. 630 00:44:40,067 --> 00:44:42,365 The A-Team definitely know what they're doing. 631 00:44:42,436 --> 00:44:44,597 l'm sorry l ever doubted you. 632 00:44:44,671 --> 00:44:46,764 l hope you can accept my apologies. 633 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,273 l'll look forward to it. 634 00:44:48,342 --> 00:44:50,435 Sometimes there's a method in our madness. 635 00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:52,307 Speaking of madness. 636 00:44:58,018 --> 00:44:59,918 Excuse me, ladies. 637 00:45:00,454 --> 00:45:02,945 Gentlemen, l have put down on paper... 638 00:45:03,023 --> 00:45:05,548 a vitamin and diet supplement program... 639 00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:09,391 which l believe to the very best of my ability, compliments your personal... 640 00:45:09,496 --> 00:45:13,330 metabolic and caloric needs to sustain health and vitality. 641 00:45:15,202 --> 00:45:19,161 Face, for you, iron. A lot of iron. 642 00:45:22,275 --> 00:45:24,903 Colonel, you have the gray matter. 643 00:45:25,946 --> 00:45:29,109 Fortified with trace elements and minerals, sir. 644 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,411 Thanks, Murdock. 645 00:45:31,952 --> 00:45:34,648 And B.A. we know you've got the bulk, baby. 646 00:45:34,721 --> 00:45:37,884 We all know that. You're strong. But, what you lack is endurance. 647 00:45:37,991 --> 00:45:39,788 Now, l've worked out a program here... 648 00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:42,488 that's going to keep your muscles at peak proficiency. 649 00:45:43,397 --> 00:45:44,796 Thank you. 650 00:45:44,865 --> 00:45:47,333 And l got something special for you. 651 00:45:47,467 --> 00:45:50,027 This is my B.A. all-purpose... 652 00:45:50,103 --> 00:45:51,832 multi body-building tablet. 653 00:45:51,972 --> 00:45:53,803 Take it, and you'll be a new man. 654 00:45:53,874 --> 00:45:56,206 Will this make me as strong as you? 655 00:45:56,276 --> 00:45:58,039 Yeah. Swallow it and see. 656 00:46:12,893 --> 00:46:16,192 [Murdock mimicking B.A.] Hey, sucker. You're dead meat. Understand?