1 00:00:02,295 --> 00:00:04,126 This is a changing neighborhood. 2 00:00:05,999 --> 00:00:08,331 Nobody put their hands on my mother and live to tell about it. 3 00:00:10,637 --> 00:00:13,367 Just sit back and enjoy the pleasures of air travel. 4 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:16,172 Well, if you weren't such a wimp about flying.... 5 00:00:16,242 --> 00:00:18,506 Why don't you two slimeballs bug off. 6 00:00:18,578 --> 00:00:20,478 Says who? Says me! 7 00:00:20,546 --> 00:00:21,808 Throw him out, Murdock. 8 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:25,010 Who are you? Mrs. Murdock. 9 00:00:26,719 --> 00:00:27,743 [crashing] 10 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,879 l don't want any of them to get out of this alive. 11 00:00:33,893 --> 00:00:36,123 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 12 00:00:36,195 --> 00:00:38,026 was sent to prison by a military court... 13 00:00:38,097 --> 00:00:39,496 for a crime they didn't commit. 14 00:00:39,565 --> 00:00:40,793 These men promptly escaped... 15 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:42,391 from a maximum-security stockade... 16 00:00:42,468 --> 00:00:44,095 to the Los Angeles underground. 17 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,899 Today, still wanted by the government... 18 00:00:45,972 --> 00:00:47,735 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 19 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:50,435 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 20 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:51,875 and if you can find them... 21 00:00:51,945 --> 00:00:54,004 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 22 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,843 [gun firing] 23 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:12,214 (Harry Carey on radio) Hello again, everybody. 24 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:14,088 With Hall of Famer Lou Boudreau... 25 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,321 Dwayne Statz and Vince Lloyd... 26 00:02:16,629 --> 00:02:19,154 this is Harry Carey at Wrigley Field. 27 00:02:19,565 --> 00:02:21,760 The Cubs are leading 5-2. 28 00:02:23,069 --> 00:02:24,468 Here's Sandberg. 29 00:02:25,772 --> 00:02:27,364 And a home run and a double. 30 00:02:28,541 --> 00:02:30,941 Nice and tall, rangy left-hander. 31 00:02:32,245 --> 00:02:33,542 Now the pitch. 32 00:02:34,414 --> 00:02:36,507 There's a drive, way back... 33 00:02:36,582 --> 00:02:39,050 it might be, it could be.... 34 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,551 It is! 35 00:02:41,187 --> 00:02:43,087 Holy cow! 36 00:02:43,523 --> 00:02:47,118 What a show Sandberg is putting on! 37 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:49,992 Boy, that's great hitting. 38 00:02:51,364 --> 00:02:53,696 Great clinic put on here today. 39 00:02:55,568 --> 00:02:57,502 (man) Foxy mama coming. 40 00:02:58,271 --> 00:03:01,570 Hey, girl, you gonna invite me up to your place? 41 00:03:02,608 --> 00:03:04,166 Please let me pass. 42 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:08,145 What's your hurry, cutie? We're just getting to know one another. 43 00:03:08,514 --> 00:03:09,538 (Rico) Hmm? 44 00:03:09,615 --> 00:03:10,912 [Carey chattering on radio] 45 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:12,544 Don't. 46 00:03:13,886 --> 00:03:15,217 Where you going? 47 00:03:16,556 --> 00:03:18,717 (Mrs. Baracus) You boys just get right out of here. 48 00:03:20,193 --> 00:03:23,856 You wanna party, too, Mama? The more the merrier. 49 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:25,921 l told you last week, l'm gonna call the police... 50 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,125 if you don't stop hanging around on this stoop. 51 00:03:28,201 --> 00:03:29,429 Uh-uh-uh-uh! 52 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:31,993 We live here now. We're your new neighbors. 53 00:03:32,071 --> 00:03:33,595 (Rico) Yeah, we moved into 310. 54 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:34,765 The police ain't gonna come... 55 00:03:34,841 --> 00:03:37,139 and throw us out of our own apartment building, would they? 56 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:38,438 Huh? Huh? 57 00:03:38,611 --> 00:03:40,272 l'm gonna get the super. 58 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:42,507 You don't need no more keys, someone broke the lock. 59 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:44,550 l don't know just what's going on around here... 60 00:03:44,617 --> 00:03:46,710 but l'm warning you, you better behave. 61 00:03:48,821 --> 00:03:49,913 Or what? 62 00:03:52,825 --> 00:03:54,053 Where's Mr. Sullivan? 63 00:03:55,328 --> 00:03:58,889 He made a career move. l'm the new super. Who are you? 64 00:03:58,965 --> 00:04:00,626 Karen Messing, 305. 65 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,031 Would you please come outside? 66 00:04:02,101 --> 00:04:04,160 There's something l think you should see. 67 00:04:04,237 --> 00:04:06,398 [children chattering] 68 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:09,603 You better learn to respect those who live around you. 69 00:04:09,942 --> 00:04:11,705 This is a changing neighborhood. 70 00:04:11,777 --> 00:04:13,642 l'll change your face. 71 00:04:19,452 --> 00:04:21,511 [grunting] Are you all right? 72 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:27,283 You boys have buried yourselves deep. 73 00:04:27,693 --> 00:04:29,251 Thanks for the help. 74 00:04:29,729 --> 00:04:34,598 lt may no longer be desirable to live in this building. 75 00:04:35,001 --> 00:04:36,559 [Rico laughing] 76 00:04:40,106 --> 00:04:43,007 (Carey) ...the second time this year Sandberg's-- 77 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:46,939 Game called on account of darkness. 78 00:04:47,146 --> 00:04:48,773 l'm gonna call my son. 79 00:04:49,148 --> 00:04:52,208 And he's gonna take care of each and every one of you. 80 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:54,677 [exclaiming] 81 00:04:54,754 --> 00:04:57,018 (Rico) We're shaking in our boots, lady. 82 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:59,421 Who is this guy, King Kong? 83 00:04:59,859 --> 00:05:01,918 [car phone ringing] 84 00:05:03,529 --> 00:05:07,056 No, no, no. No way. l swear l didn't give this number to my date. 85 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:11,903 Denise Hall was the only time that happened, right? 86 00:05:11,971 --> 00:05:15,099 lf you'd have seen her, you'd agree she was a true emergency. 87 00:05:17,410 --> 00:05:20,436 Lou's Delivery. Yeah, what do you want? 88 00:05:23,983 --> 00:05:27,510 lt's long distance. lt's for Mr. B.A. Baracus... 89 00:05:28,321 --> 00:05:31,119 the head of the A-Team. 90 00:05:31,224 --> 00:05:33,590 [all exclaiming] 91 00:05:35,695 --> 00:05:37,663 [tires screeching] 92 00:05:38,798 --> 00:05:40,129 They broke my mother's arm. 93 00:05:40,199 --> 00:05:42,463 Nobody put their hands on my mother and live to tell about it. 94 00:05:42,535 --> 00:05:44,867 We're going to Chicago right now, Hannibal. B.A.? 95 00:05:44,937 --> 00:05:48,031 Now take it easy. We're behind you on this thing 100%. 96 00:05:48,107 --> 00:05:50,769 Sure, B.A., whatever you say. Remember, you're our leader. 97 00:05:50,843 --> 00:05:53,539 Look, man, l know l exaggerate sometime, but you do it all the time. 98 00:05:53,613 --> 00:05:56,673 Actually, l always felt you had leadership potential. 99 00:05:56,749 --> 00:05:59,411 Hey, man, we gotta find the fastest way possible to get to my mother. 100 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,009 That's gonna mean flying, big guy. 101 00:06:01,087 --> 00:06:02,520 That's right, flying. 102 00:06:02,588 --> 00:06:04,556 You sure that's what you wanna do? Yeah. 103 00:06:04,624 --> 00:06:06,751 This time, no commercial flights, they're always late. 104 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:07,815 We can't be late. 105 00:06:07,893 --> 00:06:09,724 Faceman, l want you to scam a plane. 106 00:06:09,795 --> 00:06:11,160 Better yet, make that a jet. 107 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,494 2,000 miles in a private jet? 108 00:06:13,566 --> 00:06:15,966 l mean, fuel's $1 .85 a gallon. That's expensive, B.A. 109 00:06:16,035 --> 00:06:18,936 Maybe we should consider driving to Chicago. 110 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:20,965 l wanna fly! 111 00:06:21,374 --> 00:06:23,137 He wants to fly. 112 00:06:25,044 --> 00:06:27,569 Look, big guy, now that you got the acrophobia licked... 113 00:06:27,647 --> 00:06:30,309 just sit back and enjoy the pleasures of air travel. 114 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:39,790 You know, Hannibal, ain't nothing to this flying. 115 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:43,124 Just think, l've been a fool for all these years. 116 00:06:43,829 --> 00:06:45,524 You're doing fine, B.A. 117 00:06:48,734 --> 00:06:52,226 This is your Captain speaking. We're number two for takeoff. 118 00:06:52,305 --> 00:06:54,239 I will be turning off the No Smoking sign... 119 00:06:54,307 --> 00:06:56,741 as soon as we reach our assigned altitude of 30,000 feet. 120 00:06:56,809 --> 00:06:58,868 Until we do, I ask you to remain in your seat... 121 00:06:58,944 --> 00:07:02,311 and keep your seat belt fastened in case we run into any unexpected turbulence. 122 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,781 We're just waiting for our final clearance here. 123 00:07:04,850 --> 00:07:07,318 (B.A.) Mama's waiting, fool! And there it is. 124 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,703 Are you okay, B.A.? 125 00:07:28,507 --> 00:07:30,839 Maybe he needs a little air, Face. 126 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:32,343 Right. 127 00:07:41,187 --> 00:07:44,247 Now, that's the kind of service you don't get on coach. 128 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:56,624 Mama, mama. Come on in. 129 00:07:58,204 --> 00:08:00,536 Oh baby, l'm so glad to see you. 130 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:05,037 Oh, and this must be Hannibal. Mrs. Baracus. 131 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:07,045 And Face. How do you do? 132 00:08:09,715 --> 00:08:11,444 He doesn't look like a crazy man. 133 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:12,950 Wait till you get to know me. 134 00:08:13,018 --> 00:08:15,816 Well, welcome to Chicago. Give us a little smile, ma'am. 135 00:08:15,888 --> 00:08:17,082 Cut it out, fool. 136 00:08:17,156 --> 00:08:18,646 No, that's all right, Murdock. 137 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:21,989 l have so few pictures of Scooter and me. 138 00:08:22,261 --> 00:08:23,922 Scooter? Scooter? 139 00:08:23,996 --> 00:08:25,987 Scooter? Well, yeah, you see... 140 00:08:26,065 --> 00:08:28,761 when B.A. was about knee-high... 141 00:08:29,201 --> 00:08:31,465 his father gave him a little toy truck. 142 00:08:31,537 --> 00:08:34,199 And he used to scoot this thing around the living room... 143 00:08:34,273 --> 00:08:37,265 and wear my carpet down all day long. 144 00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:39,607 Then he'd take that thing to bed with him at night. 145 00:08:39,678 --> 00:08:42,408 Oh, Ma, nobody call me Scooter any more. 146 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,779 Well, you'll always be Scooter to me. 147 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,045 l don't care how much jewelry you wear. 148 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:50,250 A boy shouldn't wear more jewelry than his mother... 149 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,448 don't you agree? 150 00:08:54,126 --> 00:08:57,493 Ah, well, l think Scooter has a certain style... 151 00:08:57,563 --> 00:09:00,088 that allows for an excessive amount of jewelry. 152 00:09:00,299 --> 00:09:02,267 Well, l never will get used to it. 153 00:09:03,803 --> 00:09:07,569 Oh, excuse me, honey. This is my friend, Karen. 154 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,006 She's my upstairs neighbor. (Face) How do you do? 155 00:09:10,075 --> 00:09:11,508 Hi. How do you do? 156 00:09:11,577 --> 00:09:13,670 Now, l want you all to come on in... 157 00:09:13,746 --> 00:09:17,045 and dig in and enjoy yourselves. Come on in here now. 158 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,750 Oh, Mama, you don't have to go spending those money on us. 159 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:22,617 Now, don't you go telling me what to do. 160 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:24,280 You may be the head of this A-Team... 161 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:27,154 but you're not the head of this house, until l'm in my grave. 162 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:30,953 And besides, Scooter, it's deli, your absolute favorite. 163 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:35,328 Now, you tell your troops to chow down or dig in or whatever it is you say. 164 00:09:36,135 --> 00:09:37,966 Permission, sir? Proceed. 165 00:09:39,438 --> 00:09:42,407 Oh, yeah, Mama, has that Army dude been coming around looking for me? 166 00:09:42,475 --> 00:09:44,466 Especially at Christmastime. 167 00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:46,868 l'm sorry, Mama, l haven't been around on the holidays. 168 00:09:46,946 --> 00:09:49,608 Well, if you weren't such a wimp about flying... 169 00:09:49,682 --> 00:09:51,445 we could see each other more often. 170 00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:53,348 l'd love to fly him anywhere, Mrs. B. 171 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:57,116 Ain't that nice? l can see how come you and Scooter so close. 172 00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:01,819 But anyway, it shouldn't take something like this to get us together. 173 00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:03,657 You're right, Mama. l'm sorry. 174 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:06,323 Well, that's all right, son. You're here now. 175 00:10:07,466 --> 00:10:09,400 We got one heck of a problem. 176 00:10:09,468 --> 00:10:11,333 Karen here, she's an attorney... 177 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,098 that's why l wanted you all to meet her. 178 00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:14,605 As far as l've researched... 179 00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:16,868 we have very little recourse here. 180 00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:19,570 They just seem intent on emptying these units. 181 00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:22,136 You and your husband live in the building? 182 00:10:23,682 --> 00:10:26,446 l'm single. l have a two-bedroom on the third floor. 183 00:10:26,519 --> 00:10:28,714 Ah, l'd love to see it sometime. 184 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,148 Scooter, honey, you gotta do something. 185 00:10:32,858 --> 00:10:34,348 What's the plan, B.A.? 186 00:10:35,861 --> 00:10:38,056 Yeah, we need a plan. 187 00:10:39,231 --> 00:10:40,220 Let me think. 188 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:45,267 You know, you were saying on the plane we could take over your mother's lease. 189 00:10:45,504 --> 00:10:47,597 Now, that might be just the thing. 190 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:50,333 That's right, Mama, we're gonna take over your lease. 191 00:10:50,409 --> 00:10:52,434 And where am l supposed to stay? 192 00:10:53,145 --> 00:10:56,137 B.A. thought you might move in with a friend temporarily. 193 00:10:56,215 --> 00:10:57,944 Yeah, that's other part of my plan. 194 00:10:58,017 --> 00:11:00,281 Yes, l would love to have you, Mrs. Baracus. 195 00:11:00,352 --> 00:11:01,842 Well, l appreciate that, Karen. 196 00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:04,321 Good. The plan is working already. 197 00:11:04,523 --> 00:11:07,219 Karen, do you have a tenants' association in this building? 198 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:09,761 No. No tenants' association? 199 00:11:10,663 --> 00:11:12,130 No wonder this has been going on. 200 00:11:12,197 --> 00:11:14,995 Maybe we should form one. What do you think, B.A.? 201 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,163 Good idea, Hannibal. 202 00:11:17,536 --> 00:11:18,833 We need one of those. 203 00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:20,166 That's the first step. 204 00:11:20,239 --> 00:11:22,935 Boy, B.A., you've got us on the jazz now. 205 00:11:23,108 --> 00:11:26,771 Oh, he loves it when a plan comes together. 206 00:11:30,049 --> 00:11:32,210 What's a committee gonna do for us? 207 00:11:32,451 --> 00:11:34,976 l got junkies living right next door to me. 208 00:11:35,187 --> 00:11:37,781 l'd rather have the guy back with the stereo. 209 00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:40,290 According to the building chapter... 210 00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:42,919 we have the right to form a tenants' committee... 211 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:46,089 to voice complaints to both the landlords and the city. 212 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:47,189 (Hirsch) Complain. Right. 213 00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:48,824 Half the building's not here because... 214 00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:50,960 Rico and the other guys found out about the meeting. 215 00:11:51,036 --> 00:11:53,470 You know what they said they'd do to us if we even showed up? 216 00:11:53,539 --> 00:11:56,337 l wish we had the strength to put these guys in their place. 217 00:11:56,408 --> 00:11:57,670 We can do that for you. 218 00:11:57,743 --> 00:11:59,005 But who are you? 219 00:11:59,078 --> 00:12:02,070 We're just a group of concerned citizens. 220 00:12:02,147 --> 00:12:04,081 We're dealing with criminals here. 221 00:12:04,149 --> 00:12:05,844 What we need is a police force. 222 00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:07,385 We can be your police force. 223 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:09,944 These guys wanna get rough, we can get rough. 224 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,683 l sure would like to see that... 225 00:12:11,757 --> 00:12:14,419 but l've got a wife and kid to think about. 226 00:12:14,493 --> 00:12:15,926 You wouldn't have to be involved. 227 00:12:15,995 --> 00:12:19,123 All you folks would have to do is just keep your doors locked... 228 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:21,723 for the next few days and we'll take care of Rico. 229 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,963 l sure would like to see these guys get their heads handed to them. 230 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,504 You would, huh? 231 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,902 Look at this. 232 00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,603 We missed the start of the meeting. 233 00:12:32,678 --> 00:12:34,270 This is a closed meeting. 234 00:12:34,346 --> 00:12:36,644 Why don't you two slimeballs bug off. 235 00:12:36,749 --> 00:12:38,341 Says who? Says me! 236 00:12:44,123 --> 00:12:45,147 [screaming] 237 00:12:51,764 --> 00:12:53,163 [gurgling] 238 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:55,462 Now, you two find somewhere else to live. 239 00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:59,300 And don't stop to tell Alvarez what happened. 240 00:12:59,371 --> 00:13:00,702 We're out of your lives. 241 00:13:00,773 --> 00:13:03,640 A wise decision. Throw him out, Murdock. 242 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:12,081 Now, the tenants' meeting is reconvened. 243 00:13:12,985 --> 00:13:14,782 Where's Rico and Little Tommy? 244 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:17,253 l don't know. l haven't seen them since last night. 245 00:13:17,322 --> 00:13:19,256 They were supposed to break up that meeting last night. 246 00:13:19,324 --> 00:13:21,656 Excuse me, l'm coming through. 247 00:13:21,727 --> 00:13:23,524 l need some space here. 248 00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:36,600 The Sleeper followed by Walking the Dog. 249 00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,275 No applause, please. 250 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,713 Hey, geeko, go yo-yo somewhere else. 251 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:43,805 l can't. 252 00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:47,648 My mommy told me not to stray too far from the building. 253 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,915 She might want to send me to the store or something. 254 00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:51,785 l never see you around here before. 255 00:13:51,857 --> 00:13:56,260 [clicking tongue] We just moved into Mrs. Baracus' apartment. 256 00:13:56,328 --> 00:13:58,296 We sublet around the world. 257 00:13:58,363 --> 00:14:00,490 Hey, you can't do that, you can't sublet! 258 00:14:01,366 --> 00:14:02,390 Why can't we? 259 00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:04,498 Because l'm the super, that's why. 260 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:07,300 Mr. Alvarez, l'm pleased to meet you. 261 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:10,603 My mom is the new head of the Tenants' Association Committee... 262 00:14:10,676 --> 00:14:14,168 and she gave me this little list of things that need to be fixed around the building. 263 00:14:14,246 --> 00:14:16,771 You ain't listening, kid. l said you can't live here! 264 00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:18,339 They told us we could. 265 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:20,715 You see, we have to live here. 266 00:14:20,786 --> 00:14:23,380 You see, we were living out in Evanston... 267 00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:26,288 which made me inadmissible for the City Championships... 268 00:14:26,358 --> 00:14:29,794 which were to be held in the beautiful Aragon Ballroom. 269 00:14:32,464 --> 00:14:33,988 Oh, my goodness! 270 00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:36,466 You had a complaint about the lock? 271 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,498 This is the head of the Tenants' Committee? 272 00:14:40,973 --> 00:14:43,066 You got a problem with the heat? 273 00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:45,938 My handyman will make all the necessary repairs. 274 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,569 What's he going to do? 275 00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:50,447 [glass shattering] Oh! 276 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:55,210 Now you'll get a nice little cross breeze. 277 00:14:58,657 --> 00:15:02,093 He's so clumsy. Please, stop. 278 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,662 We haven't done anything to you. 279 00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:09,930 l'm gonna have to ask you fellows to leave. 280 00:15:10,002 --> 00:15:14,371 You know, l've always wondered if the light was on when the door was closed. 281 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,398 Let's find out. 282 00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:23,147 The answer to an age-old question. 283 00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:28,074 Oh! 284 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,193 You forgot to break this. 285 00:15:36,261 --> 00:15:38,161 Very funny, yo-yo man. 286 00:15:43,268 --> 00:15:44,292 [Murdock grunting] 287 00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:47,429 Please, not his yo-yo hand. 288 00:15:47,506 --> 00:15:50,998 l think it's time we had a little talk with the head of the Tenants' Committee. 289 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:54,239 You see, lady, you cannot sublet this apartment. 290 00:15:54,313 --> 00:15:57,612 And you certainly cannot come into this building and tell us how to run it. 291 00:15:57,683 --> 00:16:01,346 Now, we know you may have some inconvenience in your moving... 292 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,514 so we're willing to pay you... 293 00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:08,322 $25 for your expenses. 294 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:12,424 And you have 24 hours to pack your bags. 295 00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:21,832 Oh, H.M., H.M. 296 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:28,145 Don't worry, Mom, we'll find us another place to live. 297 00:17:02,547 --> 00:17:05,038 (Face) You know, B.A., l think we're moving up in the world. 298 00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:14,650 Just give me five minutes. 299 00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:28,163 Trouble? Piece of cake. 300 00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:30,764 l didn't tell you could sit down. 301 00:17:32,945 --> 00:17:34,537 Yes, sir, Mr. Plout. 302 00:17:42,254 --> 00:17:43,380 Here's your $250. 303 00:17:43,755 --> 00:17:45,313 How soon can you clear the joint? 304 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:48,257 After tonight, they'll all march in a straight line. 305 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:49,516 Good. 306 00:17:49,928 --> 00:17:52,260 Couple of days, l got a place for you on Addison. 307 00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:53,320 Yeah? 308 00:17:54,099 --> 00:17:57,091 Maybe, after we move down on the place in Addison... 309 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,192 l charge three-- 310 00:17:59,271 --> 00:18:01,262 Maybe, after you move into that place on Addison... 311 00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,069 l break every bone in your body. 312 00:18:03,141 --> 00:18:06,372 l can get anybody to drink beer and get sick on people's shoes. 313 00:18:06,445 --> 00:18:07,844 Always a pleasure. 314 00:18:19,658 --> 00:18:21,353 Harrington Management. 315 00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:24,795 Now what would a slob like Alvarez be doing... 316 00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:27,127 reporting to a high-priced management company? 317 00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:29,292 And not using the phone to do it. 318 00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:34,563 You know, l have gone through all these rental records... 319 00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:37,870 and there is no mention of a management company to run this building. 320 00:18:37,943 --> 00:18:41,071 So, that's it. l knew something big was going on. 321 00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:43,910 Come on, Scooter, let's go down and turn them guys upside down... 322 00:18:43,982 --> 00:18:45,210 and see what falls out of their pockets. 323 00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:48,116 Take it easy, Mama. Now where did you learn to talk like that from? 324 00:18:48,186 --> 00:18:49,517 Don't you ''take it easy'' me. 325 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:52,421 Where do you think you got your fighting stock from to become the head of the A-Team? 326 00:18:52,491 --> 00:18:53,719 Mrs. Baracus... 327 00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:57,395 l think we should let the head of the Tenants' Committee handle this. 328 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,126 l tried to stop them, Mr. Plout. 329 00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,293 Who the hell are you? 330 00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:07,827 No, that's all right, you don't have to stand up. 331 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,137 l am Mrs. Murdock. 332 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:13,407 l'm chairwoman of the Tenants' Committee... 333 00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:16,914 for 700 Foster Avenue. Yeah? 334 00:19:16,982 --> 00:19:19,507 Well, turn that dune buggy around and roll on out of here. 335 00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:23,042 Not until l read my list of complaints, young man. 336 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,422 Show him, H.M. 337 00:19:27,993 --> 00:19:30,985 Here's one for you... 338 00:19:31,596 --> 00:19:35,191 and there's one for us. Yes. 339 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:40,597 H.M. typed two copies. He's such a clever boy. 340 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,198 Did you know... 341 00:19:43,508 --> 00:19:47,501 he won the Regional Hula-Hoop Championship... 342 00:19:47,612 --> 00:19:49,603 when he was only eight years old? 343 00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:53,276 But my real ambition is the yo-yo. 344 00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:54,648 Shut up, kid. 345 00:19:54,719 --> 00:19:57,279 Look, lady, somebody's obviously mistaken. 346 00:19:57,355 --> 00:19:59,585 l don't have anything to do with 700, Foster. 347 00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:03,253 But Mr. Alvarez pointed us in this direction. 348 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,761 Mr. Alvarez did? 349 00:20:05,797 --> 00:20:08,595 Well, your Mr. Alvarez must've had a few too many beers. 350 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,431 Ah, you know him, because that's all he does... 351 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,731 all day long. 352 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,205 Rock the cat in the cradle. 353 00:20:20,378 --> 00:20:21,538 You see? 354 00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:23,403 Now... 355 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:28,144 apartment 31 2 needs a new refrigerator... 356 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,983 and the wiring on the fourth floor... 357 00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:32,683 is, you'll pardon the expression, exposed. 358 00:20:34,092 --> 00:20:37,061 The fire escape on the east side is rusted... 359 00:20:37,129 --> 00:20:38,596 and it won't.... 360 00:20:38,763 --> 00:20:41,664 Well, it won't go down properly at all. 361 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:45,258 And we were promised... 362 00:20:46,471 --> 00:20:48,336 skylights in the lobby. 363 00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:49,964 Hey! Enough! 364 00:20:50,142 --> 00:20:54,340 Now you and the space cadet hit the streets before l throw you out the window. 365 00:20:54,412 --> 00:20:56,676 You can't be that nasty. 366 00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:59,681 Even you must have a mother. 367 00:20:59,751 --> 00:21:01,309 Around the World. 368 00:21:02,988 --> 00:21:04,615 Get them out of my sight! 369 00:21:05,457 --> 00:21:07,391 Thanks for coming by. Meeting's over. 370 00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:09,086 Oh, not quite. 371 00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:35,483 Now, son. 372 00:21:35,554 --> 00:21:37,385 Look, The Sleeper, Mom. 373 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,280 [chuckling] Oh, H.M. 374 00:21:42,994 --> 00:21:46,987 Now, l urge you to heed the list. 375 00:21:47,465 --> 00:21:49,797 You have until 5:00 tonight. 376 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:53,036 lf you do not take appropriate action... 377 00:21:53,205 --> 00:21:54,695 we will be forced... 378 00:21:55,974 --> 00:21:59,102 to mail our list to the Housing Commission. 379 00:22:00,145 --> 00:22:03,205 Thank you for taking the time to see us. 380 00:22:11,756 --> 00:22:13,451 [crashing] 381 00:22:18,396 --> 00:22:20,557 (Plout) Yeah, same problem, Mr. Chadway. 382 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,964 l told you not to use the telephone. 383 00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:24,399 We got a big problem. 384 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,369 lf you wish to meet with me... 385 00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,236 you can set up an appointment and come by my office. 386 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:32,071 Hey! 700 Foster Avenue, okay? 387 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,440 You ain't gonna get it. 388 00:22:33,511 --> 00:22:35,672 l'll make some time for you. Good. 389 00:22:43,588 --> 00:22:45,385 He's on the move. Slide over. 390 00:23:39,911 --> 00:23:41,276 Do you mind if l do the honors? 391 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,379 Okay, be my guest. 392 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,025 Somebody hit your car. What? 393 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,159 This isn't my day. 394 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,286 Maybe it was an old lady in a wheelchair. 395 00:23:59,364 --> 00:24:00,831 Please send him in. 396 00:24:07,038 --> 00:24:09,472 My, what a lovely office it is. 397 00:24:09,808 --> 00:24:11,332 A priest hit my car? 398 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:14,207 You must be Mr. Phillip Chadway. 399 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,939 l recognize you from your picture in the newspapers, you know. 400 00:24:18,016 --> 00:24:21,383 Yes, Father-- Shawn O'Herlihy. 401 00:24:21,619 --> 00:24:22,813 lt's a real pleasure. 402 00:24:22,887 --> 00:24:26,550 And l must say, l'm a great fan of the Titans, they're a great bunch of footballers. 403 00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:29,149 And l tell you, they're gonna be in the Super Bowl next year. 404 00:24:29,227 --> 00:24:31,092 From your mouth to God's ear, Father. 405 00:24:31,162 --> 00:24:32,823 How bad is the damage? 406 00:24:32,897 --> 00:24:35,263 Well, l'm afraid l whacked it a pretty good one. 407 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:38,063 l just got the thing last week and already it gets nailed? 408 00:24:38,136 --> 00:24:40,036 Take it easy, David. Actually you're very lucky. 409 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,732 A lot of people would have just driven away. 410 00:24:41,806 --> 00:24:44,775 Oh, my, no. l couldn't have that on my conscience, now, could l? 411 00:24:44,843 --> 00:24:47,539 No, Father, it shouldn't take a priest to find an honest man. 412 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,637 Oh, so right you are. 413 00:24:50,248 --> 00:24:52,045 So, here is my number. 414 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:55,280 Now you just give me a call and l'll send you a check. 415 00:24:55,353 --> 00:24:56,980 Yeah, right. Right. 416 00:24:57,055 --> 00:25:00,081 Well, it's been such a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Chadway. 417 00:25:00,158 --> 00:25:03,025 l wonder if you might accept this wee gift from the diocese. 418 00:25:03,094 --> 00:25:06,723 lt's the new edition of St. Patrick's Proverbs For The Good Life. 419 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,864 With a new larger type print. 420 00:25:10,935 --> 00:25:13,096 Well, thank you, Father, that's very kind of you. 421 00:25:13,171 --> 00:25:16,572 Well, l must be on my way. l've got a funeral at 4:00, you know. 422 00:25:16,674 --> 00:25:19,973 Well, good day, gentlemen and bless you all. 423 00:25:23,948 --> 00:25:25,176 (Chadway) You were saying? 424 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:28,151 (Plout) l never saw anything like it. They tore up the whole place. 425 00:25:28,219 --> 00:25:30,687 lf we lose that building, we could lose the whole project. 426 00:25:30,755 --> 00:25:32,848 Millions of dollars are at stake. (Plout) They ain't leaving. 427 00:25:32,924 --> 00:25:35,188 Then crank it up to 10. I want those people out of there. 428 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:37,558 l can't get the Mayor to support my redevelopment program... 429 00:25:37,629 --> 00:25:38,926 without those apartments being empty. 430 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,487 So, you do whatever you have to do... 431 00:25:40,565 --> 00:25:42,157 and they can't trace it back to me. 432 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:44,065 l don't own the building. 433 00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:47,263 Well, it doesn't take a genius to see what Chadway's up to. 434 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:50,739 There's been an awful lot of real estate activity lately in just one city block. 435 00:25:50,809 --> 00:25:53,573 Well, he must have something big in mind if he needs the entire block. 436 00:25:53,645 --> 00:25:55,203 Another one of his hotels from outer space. 437 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,646 He's got this building, this building and this building. 438 00:25:57,715 --> 00:25:59,649 And guess whose building is right in the middle? 439 00:25:59,717 --> 00:26:01,116 Mama's building. Right. 440 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:04,986 Well, he's probably buying them for a song by using phony buyers. 441 00:26:05,056 --> 00:26:07,650 Sure. lf they knew about his hotel, they'd charge him 10 times as much. 442 00:26:07,725 --> 00:26:09,090 (Hirsch) This is Team Three. 443 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,957 The rear of the building is clear. Out. 444 00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:13,927 lt's all clear on the roof. 445 00:26:13,998 --> 00:26:14,987 Headed down to Three. 446 00:26:15,066 --> 00:26:16,693 Team One, Team Two. 447 00:26:17,001 --> 00:26:18,161 Come in, please. 448 00:26:18,236 --> 00:26:19,430 (Mrs. Baracus) What is your location? 449 00:26:19,504 --> 00:26:21,199 l've just come from Two. 450 00:26:21,306 --> 00:26:23,536 We should have someone on every floor by now. 451 00:26:23,808 --> 00:26:25,105 l'm coming back up. 452 00:26:25,243 --> 00:26:26,767 (Lang) The basement seems quiet. 453 00:26:26,911 --> 00:26:28,538 No suspicious activity. 454 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:32,375 Team Two, will you please meet Mrs. Jackson on Four. 455 00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:34,816 l do not want her going into that basement alone. 456 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,284 Try to make it look like an accident. 457 00:26:44,362 --> 00:26:47,058 Hey, just too many appliances in one socket, huh? 458 00:26:53,605 --> 00:26:56,005 (Alvarez) Place needed redecorating anyway. 459 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,970 Face, we gotta find out... 460 00:26:58,042 --> 00:27:00,840 who is the legal owner of 700 Foster Avenue. 461 00:27:01,446 --> 00:27:04,006 Well, a little visit to the City Hall should do the trick. 462 00:27:06,818 --> 00:27:08,410 We got smoke on One! 463 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,517 Guys, get the building cleared. Come on. 464 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:12,920 Everybody, out! We got a fire on One! Let's go. 465 00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:40,312 Come on, let's go. There's a fire. 466 00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:42,876 Listen, Mama. Don't panic. Don't panic... 467 00:27:43,321 --> 00:27:44,754 till you're out the front door. 468 00:27:51,195 --> 00:27:52,287 B.A... 469 00:27:53,698 --> 00:27:55,461 see if you can get this open here. 470 00:28:00,605 --> 00:28:03,369 They trashed all the fire equipment but the building's clear. 471 00:28:03,441 --> 00:28:04,999 Give me that drain pipe. 472 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,146 l got it. 473 00:28:17,455 --> 00:28:18,717 l got it. 474 00:28:18,790 --> 00:28:20,587 [screaming] 475 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,090 Nice work, Murdock. 476 00:29:18,149 --> 00:29:20,083 Yeah. Yeah, baby. 477 00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:42,437 That's my son. 478 00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:47,973 The police are on the way. 479 00:29:48,046 --> 00:29:50,241 l'm placing you under citizen's arrest. 480 00:29:50,314 --> 00:29:53,010 You try to make a move and l'll slap you silly. 481 00:29:55,853 --> 00:29:58,754 And you can tell your friend, Mr. Chadway... 482 00:29:58,823 --> 00:30:01,621 that the Tenants' Committee is still in business. 483 00:30:01,726 --> 00:30:04,593 [siren wailing] Tell him that we love it here. 484 00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:13,233 (Plout) Thanks for bailing me out of jail, Mr. Chadway. 485 00:30:13,304 --> 00:30:16,205 Just find out who the hell those guys are, understand me? 486 00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:17,298 Yeah. 487 00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:18,637 And one more thing, Plout. 488 00:30:18,710 --> 00:30:21,372 No more visits. From now on, l'll call you. 489 00:30:27,185 --> 00:30:29,619 Dorothy, what's the verdict? 490 00:30:29,854 --> 00:30:32,652 lt's going to be another smashing success, Mr. Chadway. 491 00:30:32,724 --> 00:30:35,750 Your father would be very proud of you. Oh, thank you. 492 00:30:36,494 --> 00:30:37,483 [children chattering] 493 00:30:38,262 --> 00:30:40,059 l'm sorry, Mrs. B. 494 00:30:40,131 --> 00:30:42,565 That's all right, Murdock. lt's nice to have somebody... 495 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:45,033 under foot around the house, if you know what l mean. 496 00:30:45,103 --> 00:30:47,094 Baby, this one's yours. 497 00:30:47,705 --> 00:30:49,036 Thank you, Mama. 498 00:30:49,107 --> 00:30:50,369 Hey, Hannibal. 499 00:30:50,608 --> 00:30:51,802 This thing is dead. 500 00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:53,935 He must have found it and broken it. 501 00:30:54,078 --> 00:30:58,845 Okay. Face, find out who owns 700 Foster Avenue. 502 00:30:59,450 --> 00:31:01,077 Well, l'll need some help. 503 00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:04,618 Uh, Karen, why don't you and l pay a visit to City Hall? 504 00:31:05,456 --> 00:31:08,619 l tried that three times and l just keep getting stonewalled. 505 00:31:08,693 --> 00:31:11,924 Well, it's not who you ask, it's how you ask that counts. 506 00:31:12,563 --> 00:31:16,499 Murdock, you and B.A. get over to Chadway Plaza and keep an eye on that guy. 507 00:31:16,567 --> 00:31:18,865 Scooter and l are on our way, Colonel. 508 00:31:21,305 --> 00:31:24,035 Chicago. Summer. 1985. 509 00:31:24,142 --> 00:31:27,873 Little did Phillip Chadway, the Whiz of the Windy City realize... 510 00:31:27,945 --> 00:31:31,346 that he was soon to leave this world the way he came in, crying. 511 00:31:31,415 --> 00:31:35,511 For the Untouchables, led by the incorruptible Eliot ''Scooter'' Baracus... 512 00:31:35,586 --> 00:31:38,282 were about to rain on his corporate parade. 513 00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:40,517 l got to work with this crazy fool? 514 00:31:44,328 --> 00:31:45,317 [door opening] 515 00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:46,819 [door closing] 516 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,400 There it is again. What? 517 00:31:52,270 --> 00:31:53,362 The quiet. 518 00:31:54,172 --> 00:31:56,163 l never quite get used to it. 519 00:31:57,308 --> 00:31:59,469 Lot of memories in this old house. 520 00:32:00,978 --> 00:32:03,640 l remember the day that Scooter came and told me... 521 00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:05,875 that he had signed up for the Army. 522 00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:09,243 He was just a boy. 18. 523 00:32:10,521 --> 00:32:12,887 They told him they'd teach him a trade. 524 00:32:13,157 --> 00:32:15,148 He'd come home a trained mechanic... 525 00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:18,354 and maybe be able to have a shop of his own. 526 00:32:19,597 --> 00:32:22,566 l was just hoping and praying he'd come home at all. 527 00:32:25,436 --> 00:32:29,395 Circumstances sometimes change a man's destiny, Mrs. B. 528 00:32:29,507 --> 00:32:34,171 l'm not blaming anybody because Scooter turned out to be a fugitive. 529 00:32:34,946 --> 00:32:37,073 That's just the way that things happen. 530 00:32:37,782 --> 00:32:41,445 l did used to worry about him a lot, though, out there all alone... 531 00:32:41,519 --> 00:32:43,350 no family to go home to. 532 00:32:45,022 --> 00:32:47,422 Then, one Christmas, he sent me this card. 533 00:32:47,491 --> 00:32:49,618 Well, it wasn't really a card. 534 00:32:49,694 --> 00:32:54,131 lt was a photograph of the four of you, someplace in Texas. 535 00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:57,694 And he had tied a red and green ribbon on it. 536 00:32:58,269 --> 00:33:00,635 And on the back of it, he had written... 537 00:33:00,972 --> 00:33:05,136 ''Don't worry, Mama. l'm not alone for Christmas.'' 538 00:33:06,077 --> 00:33:08,204 He must've been reading my mind. 539 00:33:09,013 --> 00:33:12,881 l wish l could promise you that he'd come home for Christmas someday and stay. 540 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:16,852 l know you can't, and l accepted that a long time ago. 541 00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:19,120 But l tell you one thing, Hannibal... 542 00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:21,181 l sleep a whole lot better now... 543 00:33:21,659 --> 00:33:23,957 knowing that he's not out there alone. 544 00:33:24,462 --> 00:33:26,259 He's with his family. 545 00:33:31,302 --> 00:33:34,396 (Karen) But those documents are a matter of public record. 546 00:33:35,172 --> 00:33:36,639 They certainly are. 547 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,900 But you have to fill out these request forms... 548 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:42,002 and wait the required 48 hours. Good day, Miss. 549 00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:43,068 [sighing] 550 00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:48,917 Would $20 get me into the files a little quicker? 551 00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:50,977 The penalty for bribing a city official... 552 00:33:51,055 --> 00:33:54,081 is a $5,000 fine or 90 days in jail. 553 00:33:54,759 --> 00:33:56,989 Would you like to reconsider your last offer? 554 00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:01,726 Please, l absolutely must get into those records. You have no idea. 555 00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:03,426 Peddle it somewhere else, Miss. 556 00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:06,868 No one gets by Hildy Henderson without proper procedure. 557 00:34:07,104 --> 00:34:09,766 Miss Hildegard Henderson, clerk of deeds. 558 00:34:09,974 --> 00:34:12,738 Yes. l have a request from the Mayor's office. 559 00:34:13,978 --> 00:34:16,970 Wait a second, l know you. 560 00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,581 l can explain. l bet you can. 561 00:34:19,650 --> 00:34:22,881 l thought l told you to stay out of this building until after the election. 562 00:34:24,655 --> 00:34:27,021 Matt Peck, Mayor's Committee to Reelect. 563 00:34:27,224 --> 00:34:31,524 l trust this lady has been denied access to the tax rolls. 564 00:34:31,662 --> 00:34:33,357 She most certainly was, Mr. Peck. 565 00:34:33,431 --> 00:34:36,093 Very good. Just wanted to go in and have a little look around. 566 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:37,862 A quick peek. 567 00:34:38,069 --> 00:34:40,799 Just long enough to jot down the names of landlords... 568 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:42,736 willing to make campaign contributions. 569 00:34:42,807 --> 00:34:46,573 Contributions aimed at putting our Mayor out of office. 570 00:34:46,644 --> 00:34:48,544 l'm afraid l'm going to have to ask you to leave. 571 00:34:48,612 --> 00:34:51,581 Yes. lf l were you, l'd escort her outside right now. 572 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:53,650 l just don't trust these people. 573 00:34:53,718 --> 00:34:55,515 You're absolutely right, Mr. Peck. 574 00:34:55,586 --> 00:34:57,417 Yeah. Join the winning team. 575 00:34:58,422 --> 00:35:00,253 l hope he gets hit by a bus. 576 00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:02,655 Well done, Miss Henderson. 577 00:35:03,928 --> 00:35:05,520 We'll remember this come November. 578 00:35:29,053 --> 00:35:30,077 [birds chirping] 579 00:35:30,154 --> 00:35:33,021 (Karen) A little odd that a man who could own a building... 580 00:35:33,124 --> 00:35:34,955 the size of 700 Foster... 581 00:35:35,026 --> 00:35:38,257 would choose to spend his declining years in a place like this. 582 00:35:38,329 --> 00:35:41,264 Not when you consider who owns this lovely establishment. 583 00:35:41,332 --> 00:35:42,697 Phillip Chadway. 584 00:35:45,236 --> 00:35:46,430 He's scum. 585 00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:48,570 Well, do you know Phillip Chadway? 586 00:35:48,639 --> 00:35:49,799 Never met him. 587 00:35:49,874 --> 00:35:52,365 But he owns this dump, and half the city. 588 00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:54,337 Used to deliver mail to him... 589 00:35:54,412 --> 00:35:56,505 when l was working for the Post Office. 590 00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:58,741 Never once got a tip at Christmas. 591 00:35:59,383 --> 00:36:00,782 l don't want to be too personal... 592 00:36:00,851 --> 00:36:04,685 but how did you manage to buy a building on Foster Avenue... 593 00:36:04,922 --> 00:36:07,049 now that you're retired and on a government pension? 594 00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:08,648 Didn't. How could l do that? 595 00:36:08,726 --> 00:36:10,523 According to the city tax roll... 596 00:36:10,594 --> 00:36:14,257 Nicholas Perry purchased a building on the north side 6 months ago. 597 00:36:17,701 --> 00:36:20,329 That's my name, but that's not my signature. 598 00:36:20,404 --> 00:36:21,393 Forgery. 599 00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:24,941 lt makes sense now. 600 00:36:25,509 --> 00:36:27,875 All those solicitations we've been gettin'. 601 00:36:27,945 --> 00:36:29,674 Solicitations? Yeah. 602 00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:33,773 Me and Helen Bradshaw and old man Sonsky. 603 00:36:33,884 --> 00:36:36,717 These things have been coming in for the last few months. 604 00:36:36,787 --> 00:36:40,917 Roofers, fuel oil brochures, wiring contractors. 605 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:44,788 l got a whole shoebox full of third class junk mail. 606 00:36:44,995 --> 00:36:48,362 Chadway must be buying buildings in these people's names. 607 00:36:48,432 --> 00:36:51,196 Yeah. They own half the north side and don't even know it. 608 00:36:51,268 --> 00:36:52,428 Mr. Perry... 609 00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:55,237 l think you're a wealthy man. 610 00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:59,868 Could you draw up a power of attorney for me real quick? 611 00:37:00,411 --> 00:37:01,503 Sure. 612 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,616 Tell Mr. Chadway the new owner of 700, Foster Avenue is calling. 613 00:37:06,684 --> 00:37:07,742 Who is this? 614 00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:09,877 This is a close friend of Nicholas Perry. 615 00:37:09,954 --> 00:37:12,320 He signed the property over to me this afternoon. 616 00:37:12,389 --> 00:37:13,481 And what do you want? 617 00:37:13,557 --> 00:37:16,082 Well, l believe l have the missing piece to your puzzle... 618 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,627 and l'm in the mood to sell. 619 00:37:17,695 --> 00:37:20,823 l'd consider an offer starting at, say, $2 million. 620 00:37:20,898 --> 00:37:24,390 l believe Mr. Perry paid less than $200,000 for that building. 621 00:37:24,468 --> 00:37:26,231 That's true. He got it at bargain price... 622 00:37:26,303 --> 00:37:29,704 but since that time, there've been some unusual depreciations... 623 00:37:29,773 --> 00:37:32,367 not to mention a fire. You know all about that. 624 00:37:32,443 --> 00:37:33,933 Yes, but $2 million is too much. 625 00:37:34,011 --> 00:37:36,172 Mr. Perry and l think it's fair. 626 00:37:36,614 --> 00:37:38,104 But maybe you're right... 627 00:37:38,182 --> 00:37:42,118 maybe we should run it by the Mayor's Office or the Crime Commission... 628 00:37:42,186 --> 00:37:44,279 and see what kind of a figure they come up with. 629 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,150 [children chattering] 630 00:37:51,195 --> 00:37:53,425 l won't be long. 631 00:37:59,436 --> 00:38:00,801 Nice to see you. 632 00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:02,766 Right this way, Mr. Chadway. 633 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,240 Yes, Father.... O'Herlihy. 634 00:38:11,815 --> 00:38:12,941 Oh, please. 635 00:38:14,885 --> 00:38:16,443 Palatial office, huh? 636 00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:18,054 Alvarez said we could use it. 637 00:38:18,122 --> 00:38:20,716 He wouldn't be around for the next three to five years. 638 00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,315 Could we get this over with? 639 00:38:22,393 --> 00:38:23,382 Let's. 640 00:38:24,161 --> 00:38:26,789 l wasn't quite sure how to make out the check. 641 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,930 Don't worry about it. We'll fill it out. 642 00:38:33,237 --> 00:38:34,636 One question. 643 00:38:34,738 --> 00:38:37,605 How many places did you empty with Plout and his goons? 644 00:38:37,675 --> 00:38:38,767 l was 10-0. 645 00:38:39,510 --> 00:38:40,636 10-1 . 646 00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:44,609 You try to interfere with another one of my properties... 647 00:38:44,682 --> 00:38:47,412 and they won't be able to put you guys back together with Krazy Glue. 648 00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,990 No problems, Colonel. 649 00:39:05,035 --> 00:39:06,127 Drive on. 650 00:39:07,504 --> 00:39:09,438 We all set? You just give the signal. 651 00:39:09,506 --> 00:39:11,599 Five minutes and boom! 652 00:39:11,675 --> 00:39:13,199 The boiler explodes. 653 00:39:13,277 --> 00:39:14,710 An unfortunate accident. 654 00:39:14,778 --> 00:39:16,837 l don't want any of them to get out of this alive. 655 00:39:16,914 --> 00:39:19,212 You're kidding? The place will be a parking lot. 656 00:39:19,283 --> 00:39:21,683 Good, hit it. 657 00:39:35,699 --> 00:39:37,326 Team Two to Team One. 658 00:39:37,701 --> 00:39:39,464 l think l got something. 659 00:39:40,070 --> 00:39:41,094 Go ahead, Mama. 660 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,934 Some guy just came running out of the basement... 661 00:39:43,007 --> 00:39:45,305 and jumped into the limo with Chadway. 662 00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:49,707 l knew he couldn't leave well enough alone. 663 00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:54,073 A bomb. 664 00:39:54,685 --> 00:39:55,743 Let's go. 665 00:40:31,588 --> 00:40:33,249 Boiler room! 666 00:40:44,768 --> 00:40:47,601 Homemade, digital. Red, white and blue wires. 667 00:40:48,072 --> 00:40:51,599 l can't use the meter to find the hot boiler. Might set it off. 668 00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:53,470 Take your pick. 669 00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:24,334 [chuckling] 670 00:41:24,408 --> 00:41:26,706 Could you take a little longer next time, B.A.? 671 00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:30,338 That way l can die of a heart attack and not worry about being blown to smithereens. 672 00:41:30,414 --> 00:41:32,405 The next time, you pick the right one. 673 00:41:32,483 --> 00:41:34,417 No, thanks. Nice, B.A. 674 00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:44,189 Yeah. l think we ought to return this to the proper owner, don't you? 675 00:41:45,429 --> 00:41:47,294 [people chattering] 676 00:41:50,367 --> 00:41:52,028 Congratulations, Phillip. 677 00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:54,699 l believe you've done it again. Well, thank you, Mr. Mayor. 678 00:41:54,772 --> 00:41:56,603 And let me add that this hotel will be... 679 00:41:56,673 --> 00:41:58,903 a jewel in the crown of the great city of Chicago. 680 00:41:59,877 --> 00:42:02,368 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. 681 00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:05,774 We've prepared a short film for you... 682 00:42:05,849 --> 00:42:09,842 to show you exactly how this building will fit into Chicago's magnificent skyline. 683 00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:16,259 Hi, pal. You left this in our basement. 684 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,759 [people murmuring] 685 00:42:17,828 --> 00:42:18,988 How did you get in here? 686 00:42:19,062 --> 00:42:20,723 Oh, we had invitations. 687 00:42:21,498 --> 00:42:22,760 They can't be good. 688 00:42:24,268 --> 00:42:25,257 B.A.? 689 00:42:26,970 --> 00:42:27,994 [screaming] 690 00:42:28,071 --> 00:42:29,333 You like that better? 691 00:42:30,641 --> 00:42:32,336 We have a little story. 692 00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:36,544 Now Mr. Chadway has a slight problem with this development. 693 00:42:37,414 --> 00:42:39,905 ln that he doesn't own this slice... 694 00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:43,979 right here. 695 00:42:44,555 --> 00:42:48,116 The guests are gonna have a heck of a time getting from the lobby to the pool. 696 00:42:48,759 --> 00:42:50,351 l wouldn't stay there. 697 00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:53,129 Now you might think we're picky... 698 00:42:53,197 --> 00:42:58,032 but we felt you were dealing in bad faith when you put that bomb in our basement. 699 00:42:58,302 --> 00:42:59,667 We're returning your check. 700 00:43:02,206 --> 00:43:05,403 Now, we thought you folks might be curious... 701 00:43:05,476 --> 00:43:07,944 as to how this block was acquired. 702 00:43:08,178 --> 00:43:10,112 So we made a little film. 703 00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:12,876 You're gonna love this, Phil, you're one of the stars. 704 00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:17,315 l can assure you that every piece of property was acquired legally. 705 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:19,321 So that we could proceed with the development. 706 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:20,378 (Hannibal) Sure. 707 00:43:22,326 --> 00:43:24,191 (Murdock) Chicago. 1985. 708 00:43:24,261 --> 00:43:26,752 Phillip Chadway began a reign of terror designed... 709 00:43:26,830 --> 00:43:29,958 to clear a buildings that stood in the way of his latest hotel. 710 00:43:30,033 --> 00:43:32,797 (Hannibal) ...did you empty with Plout and his goon squad? 711 00:43:32,903 --> 00:43:34,097 I was 10-0. 712 00:43:34,171 --> 00:43:36,105 You try to interfere with another one of my properties... 713 00:43:36,173 --> 00:43:38,835 and they won't be able to put you guys back together with Krazy Glue. 714 00:43:38,909 --> 00:43:41,070 (Murdock) This is a story of educated men. 715 00:43:41,144 --> 00:43:42,873 From the best of families willing to-- 716 00:43:42,946 --> 00:43:44,504 Hey, you're gonna miss the end. 717 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:58,450 Let's go. We're out of here. 718 00:45:00,190 --> 00:45:04,752 Thank goodness you're here. We were really stuck for an ending. 719 00:45:15,305 --> 00:45:16,567 Nice, Murdock. 720 00:45:22,012 --> 00:45:24,572 To a lovely lady and a gracious hostess... 721 00:45:24,781 --> 00:45:27,579 who went out of her way to make Christmas in July. 722 00:45:28,018 --> 00:45:29,144 Hear, hear. Cheers. 723 00:45:29,219 --> 00:45:30,208 (Mrs. Baracus) Cheers. 724 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,612 Well, thank you. 725 00:45:32,055 --> 00:45:33,545 And let me say thank you... 726 00:45:33,624 --> 00:45:37,651 to everyone of you for coming all the way to Chicago to help me. 727 00:45:38,095 --> 00:45:40,188 And l want to add one more thing. 728 00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:42,692 Dig in. 729 00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:46,199 Okay. Thank you. 730 00:45:48,238 --> 00:45:50,866 So, what's the fate of 700 Foster? 731 00:45:51,274 --> 00:45:53,401 Mr. Perry is moving in next week. 732 00:45:53,477 --> 00:45:57,675 He has plans to restore the building, take it co-op, so everybody can own a piece. 733 00:45:58,615 --> 00:46:01,083 B.A., Scoot... 734 00:46:01,151 --> 00:46:03,244 you know, your mom was telling me about that time... 735 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,914 that you were kept after school... 736 00:46:05,989 --> 00:46:08,617 because you pulled Wanda Taylor's pig tails. 737 00:46:10,227 --> 00:46:11,660 Did Mama also tell you about the time... 738 00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:14,288 l threw Tommy Wilson out the window for calling me Scooter? 739 00:46:14,364 --> 00:46:16,332 Yeah. l think she did mention something about that. 740 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,925 Murdock, you are the craziest fella l've ever met. 741 00:46:19,002 --> 00:46:21,266 l think l want to adopt you. 742 00:46:21,471 --> 00:46:24,872 Oh, then maybe l could be the long lost brother he never had. 743 00:46:25,042 --> 00:46:28,273 Maybe you could be the ghost l never had if you don't shut up, fool. 744 00:46:28,345 --> 00:46:29,937 Now, that's enough, Scooter. 745 00:46:30,013 --> 00:46:32,038 l'm gonna have to send you to your room. 746 00:46:32,115 --> 00:46:35,175 You know, l wrote all the stories down right here in my pad here. 747 00:46:35,252 --> 00:46:37,311 You led a very colorful childhood, B.A. 748 00:46:39,556 --> 00:46:41,353 Scooter, will you behave. 749 00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:43,484 You're always threatenin' everybody. 750 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,323 He's a real pussy cat, though. 751 00:46:45,395 --> 00:46:47,090 You know, l knew he was gonna do that. 752 00:46:47,164 --> 00:46:49,530 l knew he was gonna take my pad, l knew he was gonna tear it up. 753 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:52,898 That's why l put all the real stories down in this pad. 754 00:46:52,969 --> 00:46:54,664 l'm gonna use them for my new book. 755 00:46:54,738 --> 00:46:58,037 Scooting On A Scoot Through Life With The Big Guy, Scooter.