1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:04,036 The Government of the United States of America... 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:08,098 has issued a pardon for Lieutenant Templeton Peck. 3 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:11,166 (Hannibal) Congratulations, Lieutenant. You're a free man. 4 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:12,939 Yeah, we really gonna miss you, Face. 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,072 Why can't I be the new scrounger? 6 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:18,243 Don't try and be me, Murdock. I mean, it'll just get you in trouble. 7 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,211 [yelling] 8 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:24,779 I think we've lost Face. 9 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:28,188 I have waited for this moment for 15 years. 10 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,188 Oh, boy. 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,468 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 12 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,196 was sent to prison by a military court... 13 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,795 for a crime they didn't commit. 14 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,101 These men promptly escaped... 15 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,732 from a maximum-security stockade... 16 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,503 to the Los Angeles underground. 17 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:45,135 Today, still wanted by the government... 18 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,145 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 19 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,807 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 20 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,146 and if you can find them... 21 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,481 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 22 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,782 [gun firing] 23 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,221 (male announcer) Please stand by. 24 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,322 We have an important announcement regarding the A-Team. 25 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,261 We switch you now to the briefing room at the Pentagon... 26 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,770 where Colonel Donald Davis... 27 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,135 is making an official announcement. 28 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:23,039 The Government of the United States of America... 29 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,907 has issued a pardon for Lieutenant Templeton Peck... 30 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,038 [people chattering] 31 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:30,583 Who was formerly sought in connection with war crimes... 32 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,812 against the Government of Vietnam. 33 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,080 Through testimony delivered by Colonel Harvey Miller... 34 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,854 an aide in the General Headquarters of the IOG Battalion... 35 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:42,289 it has been learned that Lieutenant Peck... 36 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,727 was not involved... 37 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:46,060 with the crimes committed by The A-Team. 38 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,066 (male announcer on radio) The surprise announcement... 39 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,000 was made at the Pentagon briefing room... 40 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:52,595 at 2:00 Eastern Standard Time. 41 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:55,140 Colonel Harvey Miller stated in sworn testimony... 42 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,540 before the Adjutant General in Los Angeles... 43 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:00,773 that he had witnessed the events surrounding the capture of the A-Team... 44 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,442 and that Lieutenant Peck had simply been a passenger on a transport plane... 45 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,781 that led the A-Team on their mission. 46 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,547 Colonel Miller will make a statement... 47 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,022 on Meet the Press later today. 48 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:12,816 [exclaiming] 49 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:16,887 What can I say, guys? 50 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,828 [Face exclaiming] 51 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,232 (Sever) Why now, Colonel? 52 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,703 Why wait until now to release the information? 53 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,739 There were circumstances surrounding that mission... 54 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:29,332 that were highly confidential... 55 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:32,276 and have just recently been de-classified. 56 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,074 (Face) I like this guy. 57 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,670 Don't remember him, but I like him. 58 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:38,513 You don't remember Harvey Miller, that skinny little loot from GHQ... 59 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:39,950 who used to sell the black market video tapes? 60 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,987 No, Murdoch. That was a little red-headed guy. 61 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,218 Does it bother anybody that this bald-headed bird Colonel... 62 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,759 is flat lying? 63 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,225 Face was assigned to us. 64 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:50,695 He was second in command and Supply Officer. 65 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,664 You know, I think that's subject to interpretation, you know? 66 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,828 I mean, okay, sure, I was a passenger on that plane. 67 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,962 But you was assigned to us, Face. 68 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:01,302 Well, technically maybe. 69 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,900 Face, you scammed the rocket launchers. 70 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,376 The important thing here is... 71 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:08,779 that Colonel Miller thinks I was there by mistake. 72 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,440 The important thing is, guys... 73 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,075 that I am getting pardoned. 74 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:13,141 Or set up. 75 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,881 Come on, this is my chance to go out into the world... 76 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:18,253 and use my heaven-sent gift of gab... 77 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,418 to accumulate all these... 78 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:24,425 shallow, purposeless toys that mankind lusts for. 79 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:27,330 All right. I'll call my lawyer, Jerry Eckworth. 80 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,729 He's one of the great legal snakes in entertainment law. 81 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,768 I mean... 82 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,900 I'll have him check into this pardon and make sure it's legit. 83 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:38,637 No, I'm sure it's legit. I'm due for a break. 84 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,435 Overdue, actually. 85 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,743 Mr. Eckworth, please. Hannibal Smith. 86 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:45,682 Come on, guys. Cheer up. 87 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,652 I mean, it's not like I'm leaving you. 88 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,119 Okay, sure... 89 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:51,782 I won't have the fun of galloping through mud holes... 90 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,257 and getting shot at... 91 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:55,420 but I'll be with you in spirit. 92 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,088 Yeah, we really gonna miss you, Face. 93 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,723 Face, who's gonna run our scamolas? 94 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,825 Who's gonna lie to the girl to get us the free airplane? 95 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:04,802 [Face laughing] Not that we ever used them, big guy... 96 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:07,033 but they were always there in case we needed them. 97 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:10,007 Face, if you've got a way out of this mess we're all in, I'm all for it. 98 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,771 But, I don't want anyone on this team... 99 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,006 getting suckered out into the open and then captured. 100 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,640 You know, Hannibal, if Faceman does leave-- 101 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,115 I'm not leaving, Murdock. 102 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:20,482 I'm just gonna be our agent on the surface, that's all. 103 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:22,851 As I was saying, if Faceman does leave... 104 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,856 why can't I be the new scrounger? 105 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:28,258 You know, new hair, swank new threads. I could drive the Vette-- 106 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,127 Excuse me, Murdock, the Vette goes with me. 107 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,221 Oh, Hannibal. 108 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:33,857 Hello, Jerry. This is Hannibal. 109 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,368 Yeah, we just heard. 110 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,897 Would you check this deal out for us? 111 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:44,635 How can they pardon that lying, stealing, piece of spit? 112 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,546 He shoots at my men... 113 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,342 robs our ordnance... 114 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:50,075 and now he's gonna be laughing in our faces! 115 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,878 (Case) What're you gonna do, General Fulbright? 116 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:54,283 Decker tried for two years and couldn't catch them. 117 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:55,852 Decker was soft. 118 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,353 Decker was never fully committed... 119 00:05:58,424 --> 00:05:59,892 to the capture of these men! 120 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:04,560 That's why Decker is now on his rusty-dusty in Bangor in Maine. 121 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,397 There's a big difference between me and him, Sergeant. 122 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,237 And you and the other men in this outfit... 123 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,399 are gonna find it out very quickly. 124 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,971 Fix the emblem on your collar. And then you listen up. 125 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,838 When Peck hits the streets... 126 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,852 I'm gonna be on him like stink on a boot. 127 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,542 Where he goes, I go. 128 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,188 What he does, I do. 129 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,953 And if the A-Team tries to make contact with him... 130 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,619 we're gonna take them all. 131 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:38,425 Fulbright's law, Sergeant... 132 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,136 never wait. 133 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,030 Attack. 134 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,065 ♪♪[Face scatting] 135 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,475 (Face) Well, I'm ready. 136 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,309 Faceman emerges to face... 137 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,007 an unsuspecting world. 138 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,949 Face, we all know there's something wrong here. No. 139 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:01,885 There's a reason all this is happening that we don't know. 140 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,854 We gotta be careful. Now take it slow. 141 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,721 No, I don't want you guys following me. Okay? 142 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,157 I can take care of myself. 143 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:09,285 Besides, that's just what Decker would expect. 144 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,625 It'd be dangerous. 145 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:11,788 Faceman... 146 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:14,526 you have any last minute words of advice for me... 147 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,592 before I fill your able but slimy shoes? 148 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:18,660 Slimy shoes? 149 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,571 For I will steal. I will lie. 150 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,837 I will seduce my way down the path... 151 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,844 that you have shown me. 152 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,778 He couldn't scam yesterday's garbage. 153 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,407 Oh, yeah? Well, you just watch. 154 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,177 With my new clothes... 155 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:34,151 and my HEW manners... 156 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,712 and especially... 157 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:39,621 my new hair! 158 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,693 I will thrill and amaze us all. 159 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:44,622 I don't like the sound of that. 160 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:47,159 [sighing] 161 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:51,232 Gee, I feel like I'm running out on you guys. Yeah? 162 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,769 But you have to understand. This is a pardon. 163 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:57,140 It's my chance to start a new life. 164 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,506 Face... 165 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,910 any of us would grab the chance. 166 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:04,345 B.A... 167 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,514 you take care of these bums, huh? 168 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:09,747 [groaning] 169 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,322 I'll do it, man. 170 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,060 And you be careful. 171 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:15,419 All right, I will. 172 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:18,553 Well... 173 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:21,695 I'll see you, guy. 174 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,098 [mimicking Face] Well... 175 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:25,168 I'll see you, guy. 176 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,803 Don't try and be me, Murdock. I mean, it'll just get you in trouble. 177 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:33,437 Faceman, we all got to have our idols. 178 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,073 So, now it's just time for yours truly to step up... 179 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,544 and be initiated. 180 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:38,709 How about it? 181 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,688 Oh, it's nice, but I'd still prefer a tall blonde. 182 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,512 (Hannibal) Come on, Face. I'll drop you off. 183 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,184 Oh, I wouldn't do that, Hannibal. 184 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,319 See, I'm supposed to pick my pardon up... 185 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,329 at the government building. So... 186 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,764 And Decker'll probably be there and... 187 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,659 [sighing] Well, I called a cab. 188 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,568 So... 189 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:03,871 stay in touch. 190 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:09,606 [sighing] 191 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:12,447 He's walking into something. I know it. 192 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:19,852 Have you contacted our people on the street? 193 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,223 They have been alerted. 194 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,887 But it is our feeling that this man... 195 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,226 will be under constant government surveillance. 196 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,662 At first, then, he will be hard to locate. 197 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,758 He will be cautious, unsure of his freedom-- 198 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,132 You will find him. 199 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,368 No amount of money is too much. 200 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:38,304 He robbed me of my only real valuable possession in life. 201 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:41,108 You will find him and bring him to me. Do you understand? 202 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,984 Lieutenant Peck. 203 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,851 Charlene Cross, LA Dispatch. 204 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,447 Were you surprised by Colonel Miller's announcement? 205 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,515 [reporters chattering] Well, Charlie... 206 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,088 Well... 207 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,493 it's not Lieutenant anymore. 208 00:09:57,563 --> 00:10:00,430 You know, it's just plain, old Templeton Peck. 209 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:01,694 You know, private citizen. 210 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,933 Hi, there. 211 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,493 Are you with the peacock? 212 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,300 Toni Somerset, NBC News. 213 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:08,898 How do you feel about the allegations... 214 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:12,275 that you ran a large illegal club for officers and enlisted men... 215 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,973 called the DMZ Tennis and Racquetball Club? 216 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,051 I just felt that the fighting man... 217 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,745 needed some recreation. 218 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,679 So, I... 219 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,780 I poured a few tennis courts... 220 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,450 and put in some racquetball... 221 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:29,051 had the Seabees dig a swimming pool. 222 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,655 Yes, and, well, I... 223 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,029 It wasn't the Bel Air Sports Connection... 224 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,866 but it got us through some very tough times. 225 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:41,339 Well, look, I'd like to stand here and answer your questions... 226 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:45,241 but, well, I think there's an Adjutant General inside... 227 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,713 with a piece of paper that I've been looking for, for 12 years. 228 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,112 [all laughing] 229 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,741 Well, thank you all. 230 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,546 Look, I'll have a formal press conference... 231 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,678 later at the hotel and we'll do this right. 232 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,986 You know, champagne, finger sandwiches. The whole ball of wax. 233 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,890 All right? Ciao, thank you. 234 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,028 You having nice day, Peck. 235 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,026 Who are you? Fulbright... 236 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,534 General Harlan Fulbright. 237 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,072 "Bull" Fulbright. The... 238 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,334 The terror of Toledo. 239 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,206 Well, well, well... 240 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,400 and what are you doing here, General? 241 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,175 I'm here to squash you and all the slime you run around with. 242 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,080 You see, I know who you really are. 243 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,140 A war hero... 244 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:28,118 unjustly charged with crimes he didn't commit. 245 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,518 Not even close. 246 00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,523 You're garbage that got wrapped up in a nice package. 247 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,252 Get out of my way, General. 248 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:38,487 Or I will have a writ of harassment on your desk... 249 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,462 before the sun goes down. 250 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,208 Well, well. 251 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,775 E.G. Fowler, with Limelight Management Incorporated. 252 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,342 I'd like to represent you... (Carlton) Excuse me. 253 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,582 ...if you aren't already spoken for. Cary Carlton, Atlanta Affiliate. 254 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,681 Could we do a little standup piece right here? Come on, Cary. No. 255 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,624 We can't favor one affiliate. Just something short. 256 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,991 (Fowler) Don't worry, you'll get your chance. Call my office. 257 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,292 Oh, sorry, guys, you heard the lady... 258 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,230 and I take my orders like a man. 259 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,825 [reporters chattering] 260 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,360 Wow, you're pretty good. 261 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,429 Look, PR people are gonna be coming at you in assault waves. 262 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,134 Now, here is my deal. 263 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,973 $2,500 a week. Expenses are split. 264 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,445 I know you're probably short of cash now. 265 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:31,211 So I'll do the first week on account. 266 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,312 By then, if I've done my job... 267 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:38,152 you'll have book advances and TV appearance money... 268 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,084 and maybe even the film rights sold. 269 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:42,786 What did you say your name was, again? 270 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,057 E.G. Fowler. 271 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:47,361 Well, E.G., throw in a dinner for a hungry boy... 272 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,026 and you got yourself a deal. 273 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,296 (aide) Lieutenant Peck... 274 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,463 this way, please. The Governor is waiting. 275 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,503 [muttering] 276 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,841 (Hannibal) Listen to this. 277 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,906 "On his career in Vietnam... 278 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,009 "Lieutenant Peck stated... 279 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,248 "that his entrepreneurial interests... 280 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,983 "tended to overshadow his military accomplishments. 281 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:16,422 "He and the ordinary members of his team--" 282 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,623 That's us, his team. I love it. 283 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,959 "...took several enemy positions... 284 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,661 "deemed impossible to capture... 285 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,795 "by high-ranking brass. 286 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:29,569 "His sure-footed leadership under fire, Peck stated... 287 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,906 "helped to bring the team back alive." 288 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,775 Hey, Hannibal, what was you doing when all this was happening? 289 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,845 I guess I was having cocktails at Face's tennis club. 290 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:38,941 [Hannibal exclaiming] 291 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,076 Listen... 292 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,850 "Peck is currently negotiating with several publishers... 293 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,982 "and motion picture studios... 294 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,026 "for the rights to his new book... 295 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,891 ”Pecking Away at the System.” 296 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,191 Catchy title. 297 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,366 Gee, if they make a movie of it, I wonder who they'd get to play me. 298 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,698 You know, Hannibal, the way things are going... 299 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,932 you might not even be mentioned in the movie. 300 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,205 [car horn honking] 301 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,713 Is that Murdock? 302 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,863 [sighing] Gosh, Hannibal, I... 303 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:28,158 I was with this bilingual... 304 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,668 primo foxette. 305 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,499 We were making ten with a bullet... 306 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,766 and I had to drop everything! 307 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,898 Pile into the Vette and race across town. 308 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,534 I mean, couldn't it wait? 309 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:38,701 Oh, brother. 310 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,610 Brothers are your bag, not me. 311 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,809 I'm into sisters and their mothers, if they're under 40. 312 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,716 Why don't you cut it out, fool. I've had enough of this. 313 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:49,618 My name is not fool. lam the Hunk Man. 314 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,121 You got it, boys and girls? 315 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,351 The Hunker. 316 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,654 Look at that Vette over there. Why, it fits me like... 317 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,819 [stuttering] 318 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,023 ...a pair of argyle socks. 319 00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,223 I mean, I love it. 320 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:02,165 This is what life is supposed to be about. 321 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,724 It's coming apart, Hannibal. 322 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,827 Yeah, I'm afraid so. 323 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,134 [Murdock sighing] 324 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:08,963 [mumbling] 325 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,636 [sighing] I don't know, E.G. It's... 326 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,716 It's like a whole new world opening up to me. 327 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:20,582 Well, if we do this right, it should only be the beginning. 328 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,486 You do seem to have a natural charm with the press. 329 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,521 But, Face, I really must-- 330 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,323 Let's drop that moniker. 331 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,296 Now Templeton is the name. 332 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,929 Actually... 333 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,593 your name originally was... 334 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,431 Alvin Brenner. 335 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,131 Then you had it legally changed to Al Brennan... 336 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,197 then to Al Peck. 337 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,968 Then to Holmes Morrison, then to Morrison Holmes... 338 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,140 and then to Templeton Peck. 339 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,549 Where did you get this? 340 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,414 From the writer I hired. 341 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,180 He did extensive background research. 342 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,116 He's waiting to hear from you. 343 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,019 He's got the first three chapters ready... 344 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,858 and they are going to be delivered tonight. 345 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:07,058 We promised the publisher we'd have the book done in two weeks... 346 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,032 to cash in on this peak publicity. 347 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,500 Look... 348 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,539 let's slough all this stuff about the aliases. 349 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,271 What's in a name? 350 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,972 Funny question coming from a guy... 351 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,944 who's had so many. 352 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:25,615 What do you want to do about this children's workshop booking? 353 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,345 Chuck-a-Luck the Chicken wants you as a guest on his show. 354 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,219 Barnyard Ballyhoo. 355 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,753 Let's book it. 356 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,190 I like the big chicken. He's got panache. 357 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,892 Besides, it'll be good for my two to eleven demographics. 358 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,395 You know, for a talker, you're remarkably sexy. 359 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,500 I generally find talkers very boring. 360 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,964 Well, I also have a quiet, thoughtful side. 361 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,701 I love poetry. 362 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,402 I'm a very good dancer and I can quote... 363 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,710 romantic passages from Shakespeare, Bacon... 364 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,413 Faulkner... 365 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,948 and Lord Byron. 366 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,290 (Murdock) Bet you're asking yourself right now... 367 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,326 who is this great looking guy? 368 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,088 And how can I talk him into taking me out? 369 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,893 [stuttering] Well, that's right. I'm the guy of your dreams. 370 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,956 I mean, I bet you noticed me... 371 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,004 getting out of that fancy new Vette over there. Right? 372 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,999 I mean, I love fish... 373 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,901 especially the whales. 374 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,705 I belong to Greenpeace... 375 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,641 the Cousteau Society, Save the Whales. 376 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,546 I mean, the ocean. 377 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,084 That's where it's happening. 378 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,485 So, how about an egg salad sandwich, two jellyrolls... 379 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,318 and a Twinkie six-pack to go? 380 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,886 Oh, you have to go. 381 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,282 I can dig it. 382 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,793 [stammering] Well, I... 383 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:46,364 Yeah, I'll catch you on the flip side. 384 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,802 Don't know what I did wrong. 385 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,040 Where's our breakfast, Hunk? 386 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,012 We were hitting it off... 387 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,276 but she got an emergency call. 388 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,783 You came on to her, and she took off with our breakfast. 389 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,942 That is a very narrow... 390 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,182 [car tires screeching] and selfish interpretation. 391 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,087 (Hannibal) Okay, let's go guys. There's Face. 392 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,921 I'll catch you on the... 393 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,619 No, I already said that. 394 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,925 This is getting to be tiresome. 395 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,436 Hey, Hannibal, you think somebody'll try to do something to Faceman? 396 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,278 We've got nothing else to do. 397 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,717 I wanna be sure he's gonna be okay. 398 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,250 Press breakfast. 399 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:43,849 Look... 400 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:47,722 I hope we're not fooling around with local press here. 401 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,427 No, no. I'd rather stick with the networks. 402 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,989 You know, A.P., UPI... 403 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,057 The Unified News Bureau. 404 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,469 You don't want to let this fame and celebrity go to your head, Templeton. 405 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,529 Me? Come on, E.G... 406 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,132 I'm just people. 407 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,206 I'm just plain folks. 408 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,640 You know, maybe we should duck Chuck-A-Luck. 409 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,173 I don't know. There's something about... 410 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,184 sitting around, talking with a chicken. 411 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:17,416 You know, it may not be the class image that we're going for. 412 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,929 Ranger One to Ranger Five. 413 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,064 They just passed us, heading east. 414 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,734 Black van with the red stripe is right on them. 415 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,072 No sign of the red Vette. 416 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,636 Okay, pick off the black van. 417 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,181 We doth want them. Got it. 418 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,647 Converge and apprehend. 419 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,891 (Hannibal) Don't let them get away, B.A. 420 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,399 City drivers. 421 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,138 It's frightening. 422 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:14,544 I could get killed just as I become a hot property. 423 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:16,710 I gotta be careful. 424 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,689 Come outwith your hands up... 425 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,460 or we'll open fire! 426 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,796 [guns cocking] 427 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,239 When your timing goes, seems like nothing goes right. 428 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,497 (B.A.) Yeah, I think they got us, Hannibal. 429 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,435 Wanna go see what they got for lunch. 430 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,420 Oh, we're in real trouble now, boys and girls. 431 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,112 Take off the blindfolds. 432 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,450 Piece of advice. 433 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,389 Don't mess around in something that isn't your business. 434 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,488 Now, that's great advice. I'll take it. 435 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:17,092 Is there anything else, or did you just kidnap us to be sure we'd listen up? 436 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,295 Sit on them. 437 00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,332 I don't want these two in the play. 438 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:31,049 [gun firing] 439 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,484 Let's use our little thumbs and our forefingers... 440 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,422 and get those weapons out now! 441 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:50,665 All right, you with the beard... 442 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,033 off with the cuffs. 443 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,298 Murdock, for the first time, I'm glad to see you. 444 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,104 That's Hunk or Hunk Man to you. 445 00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:59,233 Hannibal, there are still two guys outside. 446 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,507 I suggest, we depart quickly. 447 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:15,787 [guns firing] 448 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,246 (Hannibal) John Jones. 449 00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:40,444 Height, 5'11", 175 pounds. 450 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:43,681 Weight medium, complexion medium, everything medium. 451 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,948 Well, it's Mr. National Average. 452 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,460 You know, but I hate to state the obvious, Hannibal... 453 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,622 but you don't get haircuts like that... 454 00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:52,925 at Chez David. 455 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,397 Right, Murdock. 456 00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,958 They're government spooks, it's a fake John Jones. 457 00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:58,696 Nobody is called John Jones. 458 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,132 You know, that house we were at was for sale. 459 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,402 Limelight Homes. 460 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,379 We'll give them a ring. See if they gave the key to anybody. 461 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,245 Doesn't Face's PR lady work for a firm called... 462 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,113 Limelight Management? 463 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:15,316 Well, it could be a coincidence. 464 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:18,516 Just government economy. They may only have one stencil. 465 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:21,116 Let's give Limelight Management a ring... 466 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,661 and see what we come up with. 467 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,862 Yes, information. 468 00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,160 That's right. 469 00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,324 Yeah, I got it. 470 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,096 Say, information... 471 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,796 while I got you on the line here... 472 00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,839 I mean, you sound like a groovy chickla... 473 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:37,170 and I'm a six-foot, square-jawed bundle of fun. 474 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:39,609 I got a Vette, it's hot. I like to talk about... 475 00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:42,272 whales. I like sushi... 476 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:43,508 and sharing. 477 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:46,244 Perhaps, I could squeeze you... 478 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,377 into my date-filled calendar book. 479 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,149 Shall we say, Friday? Eight-- 480 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,349 [dial tone droning] 481 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:53,547 [sighing] 482 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,354 Must have got cut off. 483 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,828 She hung up on you. You insulting these women. 484 00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:58,920 Well... 485 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,023 as we say in the better health clubs of the West side... 486 00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:03,632 "Ask not, get not." 487 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,830 Murdock, better give me the number, I'll make the call. 488 00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,372 Hannibal, please. 489 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,162 I can do this. I really can. 490 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,403 You'd let Faceman do it, why not Hunk Man? 491 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:12,637 Because you will mess it up. 492 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:15,612 But I can do voices just like Faceman. 493 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,375 I can do Sylvester the Cat. 494 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,281 [mimicking Sylvester] Listen here, sweetheart... 495 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,752 this pussycat knows where his fur is parted. 496 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,879 I can do Bullwinkle. 497 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:27,848 [mimicking Bullwinkle] Oh, look, I'm knee-deep in pretzels, poopie. 498 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:29,925 I can do Henry Kissinger. 499 00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:34,020 [mimicking Henry Kissinger] Hello, this is Henry Kissinger. 500 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,360 That might work. Try it. 501 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:37,424 (Vaughn) Yeah? 502 00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:40,199 Sir, it's Henry Kissinger. 503 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,331 He wants to talk to Templeton Peck. 504 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:45,906 Yes, who is this please? 505 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:49,277 [mimicking Henry Kissinger] Well, I was just getting ready to ask you the same question. 506 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:52,578 However, this is Henry Kissinger. 507 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:56,315 Mr. Kissinger. Hi, this is David Vaughn. 508 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,913 I don't know if you remember me... 509 00:25:57,989 --> 00:26:01,857 but we met at the Central Intelligence Agency bomb briefings in '67. 510 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,156 Yes. David. 511 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:07,756 What a great pleasure it is to be speaking to you... 512 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:11,268 and I wonder if you could help me with a problem. 513 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:15,736 I have desperately been trying to locate Templeton Peck. 514 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:17,332 I would like to invite him... 515 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:21,539 to a Friars Club roast in his honor. 516 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:22,808 Well... 517 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:26,408 he's busy all afternoon doing political interviews. 518 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:27,781 Can't he call you? 519 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,353 [mumbling] 520 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:33,415 Well, I am at the VIP lounge at the... 521 00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:35,016 [mimicking sound of aircraft] 522 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:40,364 What was that? I'm sorry. 523 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,799 Excuse me, I didn't get that. 524 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:45,393 Well, you could try him at the Vine Street Studio. 525 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:47,336 He's has an interview there this afternoon. 526 00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:50,306 Oh, thank you very much, David... 527 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,639 for all of your courtesy. 528 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:56,648 So remember, Nancy Ramsey says hizy-wizy. 529 00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,980 Well, hi back to her. 530 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:02,918 Good. Good. Good. 531 00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:08,220 It's CIA. 532 00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:10,119 It figures. Where's Face? 533 00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:11,560 He's at the Vine Street Studio. 534 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,257 Some kind of big political interview. 535 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:16,096 (Face) That's right, Chuck-A-Luck, it was tough. 536 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,261 But, you know, when things are tough... 537 00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:20,100 sometimes it makes you a better man. 538 00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:23,368 [mimicking a chicken] Boy, that's really interesting, Faceman. 539 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,842 My barnyard friends... 540 00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:27,537 were telling me just the other day... 541 00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,172 that when they were accused of something they didn't do... 542 00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:33,980 it was really tough because they got very angry. 543 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:35,383 Thanks, Faceman. 544 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,347 We'll be right back. 545 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,151 [clucking] 546 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,688 [whispering] Face. Face. 547 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,889 Oh, hi. We're right in the middle of an interview. 548 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:46,522 That's it for me. 549 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,088 Thank you, very much. 550 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,157 [Chuck-a-Luck in man's voice] I'm out of here for lunch, cowboy. 551 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,361 Great guy, huh? 552 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:54,030 Or bird, or whatever. 553 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,212 [mimicking Face] 554 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,310 Yeah, he asked some very interesting questions. 555 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:09,319 You know, some of these interviewers, they're so boring. 556 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:13,589 All they wanna know about is all your heroic exploits. 557 00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:14,819 Face... 558 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:16,884 can you let the air out of your head for a minute... 559 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,157 and listen to us? Yeah. 560 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:22,427 We were just picked up by a squad of guys... 561 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,628 in gray civvies who took us... 562 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,797 to a garage in the valley. 563 00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:28,970 (Hannibal) Now, they didn't want to bust us. 564 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,633 They just wanted to keep us out of the way. 565 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:34,009 Something's going down and you are in the center of it. 566 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,843 I appreciate the concern. 567 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,508 You know, the CIA, they probably wanna keep an eye on me. 568 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,643 Why? Don't make no sense to me. 569 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,545 Yeah, well, none of this makes much sense, B.A... 570 00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:46,522 but sure is fun. 571 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:50,490 Gee, guys, things are going so great, I mean... 572 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,460 if you only knew what it was like. 573 00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:56,626 I mean, people want my autograph. 574 00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:59,693 Everywhere I go people, they wanna know... 575 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,398 what I think about stuff. 576 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,840 Like that big chicken there. 577 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,672 Right. Right, like him. 578 00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:07,503 Yeah. And, oh... 579 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,078 the women. 580 00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,139 The women! 581 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:12,642 See... 582 00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:15,482 E.G., she's winding up some stuff. 583 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,180 I'd be careful about her, Face. 584 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,279 Of E.G.? 585 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:20,848 Are you kidding? I mean, she set this all up. 586 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,359 We're gonna have to charter a jet. 587 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,054 Just to get to all the gigs. 588 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:26,063 "L knew my buddies wouldn't make it without me. 589 00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:27,929 "The Delta was clogged with VC... 590 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:31,128 "and, armed only with my knife and my wits, I went back--" 591 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:33,034 Yeah, that's right. Well, it's-- 592 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,230 (Hannibal) When was that, Face? 593 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,740 Oh, well, this... That's just the first draft, you see. 594 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:38,640 Yeah, I haven't had a chance to rewrite it yet. 595 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,906 I mean, things are happening so fast. 596 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,073 And this writer he exaggerates everything. 597 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:45,207 Of course, if we're going to get Bob to play me. 598 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,580 You know, we're gonna have to... 599 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,780 center it on the Faceman character slightly. 600 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:51,382 Bob who? 601 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:52,713 Redford. 602 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,157 And who plays me, Face? 603 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,588 You? Oh, well... 604 00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,927 your character's been scaled down slightly, Hannibal. 605 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,160 You're not in it, Hannibal. 606 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,099 (Face) Of course, he's in it, B.A. 607 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:07,434 He's just not what we call a focal character. See? 608 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,204 Now, look, guys... 609 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:12,674 my schedule is really pressing. So, if you'll just-- 610 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:13,973 Face. 611 00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:18,282 You've gotta get off this ego trip, Lieutenant. You're in danger. 612 00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:20,818 Right, I'm in danger of missing my 3:00. 613 00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:23,980 Oh, come on, guys, what could happen to me? 614 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:28,087 I mean, I have people around me every second of the day. 615 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:31,493 And believe me, Hannibal, I am very good at security. 616 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,189 All my antennae are out. 617 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,494 Now, look, guys, I gotta go. Really, gotta go. 618 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,057 Thanks for stopping by. Really. 619 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:38,398 Looking great, Murdock. 620 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,631 Oh, and I'll send you all autographed copies of the book. 621 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:44,039 You know, and don't worry about that little piece of nonsense that B.A. read. 622 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:47,009 I'll straighten that dippy writer out. Really. Trust me. 623 00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:48,442 Ciao. Ciao. 624 00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:53,549 [sighing] Boy, is he on an ego trip. 625 00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:58,689 But we're all gonna get autographed copies of his book, guys. 626 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,383 [guns firing] 627 00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:11,296 [screaming] 628 00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:13,994 [grunts] 629 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,231 [gun firing] 630 00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:22,212 [guns firing] 631 00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:39,594 [guns firing] 632 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,062 No numbers. 633 00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:48,902 We should have stayed closer to him whether he wanted us or not. 634 00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:08,721 I'd like to see your Chief Executive Officer, please. 635 00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,921 I'm interested in looking at all the parcels of land... 636 00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:13,726 you represent on the west side of town of $5 million and up. 637 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:16,324 You'd need to speak to Mr. Gilbert. Who should I say is calling? 638 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:17,596 Hugh Howland. 639 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,567 Hugh Howland Industries. 640 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:20,896 Thank you. 641 00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:25,899 (Hannibal) Well... 642 00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:29,211 you must be Mr. Gilbert. 643 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,248 That's right. How can I help you, Mr. Howland? 644 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:34,775 Well, I buy properties. Large parcels of property. 645 00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:36,342 Up to 100 acres. 646 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,617 We're the hotel people, you know. 647 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,749 Well, this is a nice, little shop you got here, Mr. Gilbert. 648 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:41,917 You got a first name? 649 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,223 Sir, I'm afraid we don't handle large tracts. 650 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,785 Oh. What do you handle? 651 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,888 Well, we work on a build-to-suit basis. 652 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,127 Working for-- Build-to-suit? 653 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,895 Working for clients who have special needs... 654 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,437 generally small manufacturing. 655 00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,537 Excuse me, sir. Wait a minute. Where you going? 656 00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:57,904 Is there something wrong? 657 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,206 Well, I was just trying to tell you that I think you should go... 658 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:02,042 to a traditional real estate company. 659 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:03,874 We just don't handle that kind of property. 660 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:05,643 Well, what do you handle? Maybe I could buy some. 661 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,846 You got any good residential? Always got my eye out for prime residential. 662 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,582 Look, Mr. Howland, we're not doing residential real estate, either. 663 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,522 It's factories built-to-suit. 664 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,858 Like I said, it's all very specialized. 665 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,725 Well, goodbye, son. 666 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:20,489 Good luck and cheer up. 667 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,133 This is the place. 668 00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:29,174 David Vaughn is in there along with a couple of others we know. 669 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,174 It is not a real estate office. 670 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:32,607 It is a front. 671 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,439 What do you want from the old Hunker? 672 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,741 Nothing right now. 673 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:39,611 We're gonna wait till Mr. Vaughn goes somewhere he won't be disturbed... 674 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,943 and then we're gonna pay him a visit. 675 00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:44,914 Yeah. 676 00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:56,597 Are we all set up out at this farm in Valencia? 677 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:59,364 Yeah. They've still got Peck out there but Chow hasn't shown up. 678 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:00,768 Keep a chopper ready. 679 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:04,039 If Chow dies in the shootout, it's not gonna break my heart. 680 00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:05,132 And what about Peck? 681 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,507 He's nothing but the cheese in the trap. 682 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,043 If the rat eats the cheese, what do we care... 683 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:12,048 so long as the trap gets sprung. 684 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,902 Well, it's done. They picked up your boy. 685 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,376 What's this, E.G.? Is this contempt or anger? 686 00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:44,743 Oh, don't tell me we're getting soft about targets. 687 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,680 Oh, shut up, David. 688 00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:50,386 Maybe you should go back to Operations... 689 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:52,617 if you can't take it out here in the field. 690 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:55,091 (E.G.) Sometimes I just don't like what we do. 691 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,794 If this guy is General Chow... 692 00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,887 we'll be bagging one of the biggest war criminals... 693 00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:01,022 in the last decade. 694 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,328 Well, what about Temp? 695 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:07,470 Oh, it's Temp now, is it? I thought he was just an expendable, wanted felon. 696 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,640 He got caught up in this mess. 697 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:13,208 I spent two days making him feel like Mick Jagger. 698 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,536 He's overloaded on helium. 699 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:19,608 I'd hate to see you under similar circumstances. 700 00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:21,713 Okay, that's your debriefing. 701 00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:24,488 Get lost. You're excused. Go. 702 00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:41,763 B.A. 703 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,042 (Vaughn) Hey. Hey! 704 00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:49,471 What are you-- Hey! 705 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:53,944 (Vaughn) Hey! What are you doing? 706 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:56,282 Hey, let me go! 707 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:58,884 [screaming] 708 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:00,782 What are you doing? 709 00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:01,848 Hey! Let me go! 710 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,652 I'll tell you anything. 711 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:08,332 Anything. I'll tell you anything. 712 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:13,999 [gasping] 713 00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:16,839 Are you guys crazy? I could have been killed! 714 00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:20,267 Well, let's put this thing back on the ground. 715 00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:22,646 (Hannibal) Right now. 716 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:25,079 You hijacked me. You shot at me. 717 00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:28,278 You were involved with kidnapping one of my team. 718 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,411 I'm not gonna play around with you, pal. 719 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,421 You come clean right now... 720 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:35,389 or you spend the rest of the afternoon counting your broken teeth. 721 00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:38,588 It's a secret unit known as The Shop. That's all I can tell you. 722 00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:41,155 Except you don't wanna mess with us. Oh yes, I do. 723 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,530 I'm a nutburger. I have no fear of death. 724 00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:46,002 I may be a homicidal maniac. 725 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:48,902 If I were you, pal, I'd come clean. 726 00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:50,701 I could charm it out of him. 727 00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:52,207 Or I could beat it out of him. 728 00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:56,076 Equally unappetizing notions, Mr. Vaughn, I assure you. 729 00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,249 Go ahead, B.A. No. 730 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:01,149 [stuttering] Just hold it. 731 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,613 During the war, there was a Vietcong general named Chow. 732 00:37:07,024 --> 00:37:08,389 We think he's in this country now... 733 00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:11,690 operating as the head of an Asian trading company. 734 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,821 So bust him. We can't prove it. 735 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:17,624 We don't have fingerprints, a detailed record, just some old photographs. 736 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:19,602 We're trying to lure him into the open. 737 00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,638 Get him to make a criminal movement. 738 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,002 What's this got to do with Face? 739 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,303 We have good intelligence... 740 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:28,107 that General Chow hated violently a man named Templeton Peck. 741 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:32,138 Some Cong general hated Peck? Why? 742 00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:33,873 Chow! 743 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,977 That is the name of the girl who ran the leather shop... 744 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:38,078 at Face's tennis club. 745 00:37:38,155 --> 00:37:41,352 She ran away from home. Peck shielded her and then he dishonored her. 746 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,723 Oh, hold it. I was there. He never touched her. 747 00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:45,057 She was just a sweet little kid. 748 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:47,223 Does it really matter what the facts are? 749 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:48,459 The whole thing is... 750 00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:52,264 we had to get Peck above ground so we could see what would happen. 751 00:37:52,336 --> 00:37:53,667 They picked him up this afternoon. 752 00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:56,230 Where is he? He's out at a ranch in Valencia. 753 00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:58,799 How do you know? We had a mini transmitter... 754 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:02,107 in the brads of the manuscript we gave Lieutenant Peck and then we followed him. 755 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,238 Pecking Away At The System. 756 00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:06,645 I had such high hopes for that book. 757 00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:09,150 (Hannibal) What's that? (Vaughn) That's CIA issue. 758 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,346 It's a jet pack. 759 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:12,753 I'm supposed to deliver it to my agents in the field. 760 00:38:12,823 --> 00:38:17,260 Colonel, I think we should take this with us. 761 00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:18,859 Good idea, Captain. 762 00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:21,557 What about you, Miss Fowler? 763 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:25,432 I want to help. I know it's hard to believe but I really like your friend. 764 00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:27,963 I just hope he's safe. 765 00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:33,671 If you guys could just tell me what you want, okay? 766 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:38,242 Oh, come on, deals can be struck on anything. 767 00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:40,206 Really. 768 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:43,719 Yeah, you see, the whole art of negotiation... 769 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:47,816 is the realization that no position is unattainable. 770 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:51,417 You know any good jokes? 771 00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:54,031 You wanna sing some songs? 772 00:38:56,534 --> 00:39:00,528 Well, maybe I'll just hold it down for a little while. 773 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:11,538 Okay... 774 00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:14,078 time for a little military strategy. 775 00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,346 Now, who said... 776 00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:18,821 "Only use the air to create areas of opportunity on the ground"? 777 00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:20,414 Patton, General George. 778 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,085 That was football coach Woody Hayes, fool. 779 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,150 Right, B.A. 780 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:25,959 Now, Murdock... 781 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,489 take your little gas machine and this bag of grenades... 782 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:31,427 and when that chopper comes in... 783 00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:32,936 give them something else to think about. 784 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:35,904 I'll drop those pineapples... 785 00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:39,671 like a crazed pigeon hovering over a mounted statue. 786 00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,306 Okay. Let's go. 787 00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:55,087 Everything's cool down there. House is quiet. 788 00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,312 (Don) Okay, let's go. 789 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,434 (Chow) So we finally meet. 790 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:44,440 I have waited for this moment for 15 years. 791 00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:47,504 I have savored the thought of meeting you. 792 00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:51,139 I hate to appear rude, but who the hell are you, sport? 793 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,809 My daughter was Lin Chow. 794 00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:54,874 Wait a minute. 795 00:40:56,153 --> 00:40:59,248 Her father was General Chow... 796 00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:01,587 the Butcher of Mekong. 797 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,890 I go by the name of Byron Fung now. 798 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,824 You have dishonored my daughter. 799 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:09,365 And I have a responsibility of honor... 800 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,364 to punish you for your transgression. 801 00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:13,733 I never did anything to your daughter. She was a friend of mine. 802 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,932 I would never take advantage of that. 803 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:19,633 Besides, even if I did, which I didn't... 804 00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:21,438 you know, but even if I did... 805 00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:24,845 I'm sure that even you must know that love is a gift... 806 00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:27,213 it's freely given and freely accepted... 807 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:30,777 and a true gift can't be forced on anyone. 808 00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:34,052 Further, I think I should point out... 809 00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:37,321 that this sort of old world behavior of yours... 810 00:41:37,394 --> 00:41:39,453 you know, it's very unhip... 811 00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:42,894 Oh, boy. 812 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:51,135 [whooping] 813 00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,180 [grenade exploding] 814 00:42:08,392 --> 00:42:09,587 [guns firing] 815 00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:20,570 [guns firing] 816 00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:43,516 [grunts] 817 00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:45,789 (Face) Murdock, what about the grenade? 818 00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:48,161 (Murdock) I didn't pull the pin, sweet cheeks. 819 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:51,395 Murdock, listen, I never touched his daughter. Really. 820 00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:54,403 Put it in the book, Templeton. 821 00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:21,828 Let's go, Murdock. 822 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,163 [grunting] 823 00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:56,060 (man on TV) In testimony from E.G. Fowler... 824 00:43:56,133 --> 00:44:00,263 formerly an operations officer attached to a renegade unit known as The Shop... 825 00:44:00,337 --> 00:44:03,238 David Vaughn has been charged with crimes against the government... 826 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:04,900 and attempted murder. 827 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,342 Sources in the CIA state that David Vaughn... 828 00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:09,846 was not operating with Agency authority... 829 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,848 and had taken on the operation without sanction. 830 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,645 Which leads us to the last chapter of this story... 831 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:17,548 what of Templeton Peck? 832 00:44:17,888 --> 00:44:20,323 It appears that his pardon was not signed... 833 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,587 by the correct agency in Washington... 834 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,357 and that he was being used as a tool by Vaughn... 835 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:27,056 to capture General Chow... 836 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:30,828 known in Vietnam as The Red Death or The Red Butcher. 837 00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:33,632 Templeton Peck has disappeared into the underground... 838 00:44:33,704 --> 00:44:35,934 where he has been forced to live for so long. 839 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,804 Well, there goes Face's pardon. 840 00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:40,534 I never missed Face so much up until now. 841 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,636 Having to put up with that fool Murdock... 842 00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:44,272 going around insulting women... 843 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:47,045 saying he's sexy. He's driving me crazy, Hannibal. 844 00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:50,584 Oh, Hannibal, did you see the news? 845 00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:51,815 My pardon went poof! 846 00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:55,086 I'm so sorry, Face. I don't know how to make it up to you. 847 00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:56,556 But I'd like to try. 848 00:44:56,627 --> 00:44:59,756 Sweetness, I've got a program of my own going on. 849 00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:02,524 You don't want to forget about the man of your dreams, do you? 850 00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:05,569 (Hannibal) Uh-oh. That's all right, Hannibal, I can handle it. 851 00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:08,637 You see, there's more to life than feeling guilty. 852 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,038 As Old Blue Eyes used to sing... 853 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,698 ♪ Fly me to the moon ♪♪ Murdock. 854 00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:15,802 Murdock, please. Back off. I'm in the midst of closing a deal here. 855 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,007 Back off? Face... 856 00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:21,880 I've developed a whole line of primo rap unto myself. 857 00:45:21,952 --> 00:45:23,920 I can talk intelligently about the whales. 858 00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:26,149 I can do the "I'm okay, you're okay" thing. 859 00:45:26,423 --> 00:45:27,822 I can share my feelings. 860 00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:31,293 I've got the whole line of patter down. 861 00:45:31,428 --> 00:45:34,193 And with my basket of social goodies full... 862 00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:37,700 I would like to ask E.G. out... 863 00:45:37,768 --> 00:45:40,237 for an evening of sushi... 864 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,338 and slow dancing. 865 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,807 Well, you see, that was about to be my next question. 866 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,344 How about some sushi and the movies? 867 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:48,708 The theater. Opera? 868 00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:49,769 The ballet. 869 00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:51,911 I love the ballet. 870 00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,682 Look, Murdock, I want you to stop being me. 871 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,312 No way, José. 872 00:45:57,387 --> 00:45:59,754 Not on your monogrammed tie. 873 00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:02,425 How would you like it if I took your personality? 874 00:46:02,526 --> 00:46:06,019 How would you like it if I became you? lf I become "Howling Mad" Murdock? 875 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:07,291 You couldn't. 876 00:46:07,397 --> 00:46:09,263 I couldn't? I'm too complex. 877 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,863 Too layered... 878 00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,698 too fruitcake. 879 00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:16,070 Too whiskey, too rye. 880 00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:20,799 [mimicking Murdock] Come on, guys... 881 00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:23,245 let me fly you to the moon. 882 00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:25,338 [imitating Murdock] Can't you see? 883 00:46:25,482 --> 00:46:27,917 I'm "Howling Mad" Murdock who drives you... 884 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,214 wildly insane. 885 00:46:29,319 --> 00:46:32,050 (paramedic on radio) V.A. dispatch, this is Mobile Three, we're at the motel... 886 00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:33,783 and going in for Murdock now. 887 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,260 (dispatcher) Roger. 888 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:40,856 [imitating a monkey] 889 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,192 Let's take him. 890 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,867 No, you got the wrong-- That's Murdock. Hey, Hannibal, say something. 891 00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:50,407 (Face) You've got the wrong guy. 892 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,033 I was just pretending to be Murdock. 893 00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:53,975 I was assuming his personality. 894 00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:56,877 (Murdock) And quite convincingly, too, I might add.