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The Government of the
United States of America...
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has issued a pardon
for Lieutenant Templeton Peck.
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(Hannibal) Congratulations, Lieutenant.
You're a free man.
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Yeah, we really
gonna miss you, Face.
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Why can't I be
the new scrounger?
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Don't try and be me, Murdock. I mean,
it'll just get you in trouble.
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[yelling]
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I think we've lost Face.
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I have waited
for this moment for 15 years.
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Oh, boy.
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(male narrator) In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime
they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles
underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire
the A-Team.
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[gun firing]
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(male announcer)
Please stand by.
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We have an important announcement
regarding the A-Team.
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We switch you now to the
briefing room at the Pentagon...
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where Colonel Donald Davis...
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is making
an official announcement.
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The Government of the
United States of America...
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has issued a pardon for
Lieutenant Templeton Peck...
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[people chattering]
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Who was formerly sought in
connection with war crimes...
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against the Government
of Vietnam.
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Through testimony delivered
by Colonel Harvey Miller...
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an aide in the General Headquarters
of the IOG Battalion...
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it has been learned
that Lieutenant Peck...
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was not involved...
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with the crimes committed
by The A-Team.
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(male announcer on radio)
The surprise announcement...
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was made at the Pentagon
briefing room...
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at 2:00 Eastern Standard Time.
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Colonel Harvey Miller
stated in sworn testimony...
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before the Adjutant General
in Los Angeles...
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that he had witnessed the events
surrounding the capture of the A-Team...
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and that Lieutenant Peck had simply been
a passenger on a transport plane...
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that led the A-Team
on their mission.
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Colonel Miller
will make a statement...
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on Meet the Press later today.
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[exclaiming]
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What can I say, guys?
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[Face exclaiming]
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(Sever)
Why now, Colonel?
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Why wait until now
to release the information?
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There were circumstances
surrounding that mission...
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that were
highly confidential...
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and have just recently
been de-classified.
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(Face)
I like this guy.
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Don't remember him,
but I like him.
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You don't remember Harvey Miller,
that skinny little loot from GHQ...
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who used to sell
the black market video tapes?
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No, Murdoch. That was
a little red-headed guy.
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Does it bother anybody that this
bald-headed bird Colonel...
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is flat lying?
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Face was assigned to us.
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He was second in command
and Supply Officer.
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You know, I think that's subject
to interpretation, you know?
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I mean, okay, sure, I was a
passenger on that plane.
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But you was assigned
to us, Face.
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Well, technically maybe.
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Face, you scammed
the rocket launchers.
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The important thing here is...
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that Colonel Miller thinks
I was there by mistake.
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The important thing
is, guys...
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that I am getting pardoned.
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Or set up.
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Come on, this is my chance
to go out into the world...
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and use my heaven-sent
gift of gab...
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to accumulate all these...
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shallow, purposeless toys
that mankind lusts for.
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All right. I'll call
my lawyer, Jerry Eckworth.
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He's one of the great legal
snakes in entertainment law.
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I mean...
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I'll have him check into this
pardon and make sure it's legit.
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No, I'm sure it's legit.
I'm due for a break.
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Overdue, actually.
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Mr. Eckworth, please.
Hannibal Smith.
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Come on, guys. Cheer up.
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I mean, it's not like
I'm leaving you.
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Okay, sure...
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I won't have the fun of
galloping through mud holes...
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and getting shot at...
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but I'll be with you
in spirit.
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Yeah, we really
gonna miss you, Face.
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Face, who's gonna
run our scamolas?
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Who's gonna lie to the girl
to get us the free airplane?
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[Face laughing] Not that we
ever used them, big guy...
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but they were always there
in case we needed them.
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Face, if you've got a way out of this
mess we're all in, I'm all for it.
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But, I don't want
anyone on this team...
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getting suckered out into
the open and then captured.
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You know, Hannibal,
if Faceman does leave--
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I'm not leaving, Murdock.
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I'm just gonna be our agent
on the surface, that's all.
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As I was saying,
if Faceman does leave...
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why can't I be
the new scrounger?
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You know, new hair, swank new threads.
I could drive the Vette--
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Excuse me, Murdock,
the Vette goes with me.
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Oh, Hannibal.
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Hello, Jerry.
This is Hannibal.
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Yeah, we just heard.
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Would you check
this deal out for us?
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How can they pardon that lying,
stealing, piece of spit?
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He shoots at my men...
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robs our ordnance...
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and now he's gonna be
laughing in our faces!
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(Case) What're you gonna
do, General Fulbright?
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Decker tried for two years
and couldn't catch them.
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Decker was soft.
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Decker was never
fully committed...
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to the capture of these men!
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That's why Decker is now on his
rusty-dusty in Bangor in Maine.
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There's a big difference
between me and him, Sergeant.
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And you and the other men
in this outfit...
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are gonna find it out
very quickly.
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Fix the emblem on your collar.
And then you listen up.
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When Peck hits the streets...
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I'm gonna be on him
like stink on a boot.
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Where he goes, I go.
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What he does, I do.
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And if the A-Team tries
to make contact with him...
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we're gonna take them all.
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Fulbright's law, Sergeant...
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never wait.
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Attack.
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♪♪[Face scatting]
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(Face)
Well, I'm ready.
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Faceman emerges to face...
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an unsuspecting world.
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Face, we all know there's
something wrong here. No.
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There's a reason all this is
happening that we don't know.
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We gotta be careful.
Now take it slow.
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No, I don't want you guys
following me. Okay?
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I can take care of myself.
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Besides, that's just
what Decker would expect.
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It'd be dangerous.
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Faceman...
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you have any last minute
words of advice for me...
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before I fill your able
but slimy shoes?
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Slimy shoes?
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For I will steal. I will lie.
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I will seduce my way
down the path...
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that you have shown me.
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He couldn't scam
yesterday's garbage.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, you just watch.
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With my new clothes...
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and my HEW manners...
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and especially...
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my new hair!
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I will thrill
and amaze us all.
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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[sighing]
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Gee, I feel like I'm
running out on you guys. Yeah?
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But you have to understand.
This is a pardon.
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It's my chance
to start a new life.
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Face...
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any of us
would grab the chance.
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B.A...
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you take care
of these bums, huh?
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[groaning]
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I'll do it, man.
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And you be careful.
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All right, I will.
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Well...
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I'll see you, guy.
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[mimicking Face]
Well...
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I'll see you, guy.
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Don't try and be me, Murdock. I mean,
it'll just get you in trouble.
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Faceman, we all
got to have our idols.
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So, now it's just time for
yours truly to step up...
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and be initiated.
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How about it?
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Oh, it's nice, but I'd still
prefer a tall blonde.
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(Hannibal) Come on, Face.
I'll drop you off.
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Oh, I wouldn't
do that, Hannibal.
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See, I'm supposed to
pick my pardon up...
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at the government
building. So...
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And Decker'll probably
be there and...
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[sighing]
Well, I called a cab.
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So...
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stay in touch.
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[sighing]
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He's walking
into something. I know it.
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Have you contacted
our people on the street?
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They have
been alerted.
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But it is our feeling
that this man...
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will be under constant
government surveillance.
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At first, then,
he will be hard to locate.
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He will be cautious,
unsure of his freedom--
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You will find him.
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No amount of money
is too much.
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He robbed me of my only real
valuable possession in life.
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You will find him and bring him to me.
Do you understand?
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Lieutenant Peck.
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Charlene Cross,
LA Dispatch.
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Were you surprised by Colonel
Miller's announcement?
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[reporters chattering]
Well, Charlie...
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Well...
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it's not Lieutenant anymore.
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You know, it's just plain,
old Templeton Peck.
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You know, private citizen.
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Hi, there.
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Are you with the peacock?
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Toni Somerset,
NBC News.
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How do you feel
about the allegations...
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that you ran a large illegal club
for officers and enlisted men...
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called the DMZ Tennis
and Racquetball Club?
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I just felt
that the fighting man...
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needed some recreation.
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So, I...
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I poured
a few tennis courts...
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and put in some racquetball...
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had the Seabees
dig a swimming pool.
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Yes, and, well, I...
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It wasn't the Bel Air
Sports Connection...
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but it got us through
some very tough times.
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Well, look, I'd like to stand
here and answer your questions...
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but, well, I think there's
an Adjutant General inside...
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with a piece of paper that I've
been looking for, for 12 years.
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[all laughing]
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Well, thank you all.
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Look, I'll have a formal
press conference...
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later at the hotel
and we'll do this right.
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You know, champagne, finger sandwiches.
The whole ball of wax.
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All right? Ciao, thank you.
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You having nice day, Peck.
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Who are you?
Fulbright...
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General Harlan Fulbright.
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"Bull" Fulbright. The...
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The terror of Toledo.
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Well, well, well...
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and what are you doing
here, General?
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I'm here to squash you and all
the slime you run around with.
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You see, I know
who you really are.
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A war hero...
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unjustly charged
with crimes he didn't commit.
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Not even close.
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You're garbage that got
wrapped up in a nice package.
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Get out of my way, General.
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Or I will have a writ of
harassment on your desk...
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before the sun goes down.
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Well, well.
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E.G. Fowler, with Limelight
Management Incorporated.
252
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,342
I'd like to represent you...
(Carlton) Excuse me.
253
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,582
...if you aren't already spoken for.
Cary Carlton, Atlanta Affiliate.
254
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,681
Could we do a little standup piece
right here? Come on, Cary. No.
255
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,624
We can't favor one affiliate.
Just something short.
256
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,991
(Fowler) Don't worry, you'll get
your chance. Call my office.
257
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,292
Oh, sorry, guys,
you heard the lady...
258
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,230
and I take
my orders like a man.
259
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,825
[reporters chattering]
260
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,360
Wow, you're pretty good.
261
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,429
Look, PR people are gonna be
coming at you in assault waves.
262
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,134
Now, here is my deal.
263
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,973
$2,500 a week.
Expenses are split.
264
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,445
I know you're probably
short of cash now.
265
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:31,211
So I'll do
the first week on account.
266
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,312
By then, if I've
done my job...
267
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:38,152
you'll have book advances
and TV appearance money...
268
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,084
and maybe even
the film rights sold.
269
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:42,786
What did you say
your name was, again?
270
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,057
E.G. Fowler.
271
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:47,361
Well, E.G., throw in
a dinner for a hungry boy...
272
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,026
and you got yourself a deal.
273
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,296
(aide)
Lieutenant Peck...
274
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,463
this way, please.
The Governor is waiting.
275
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,503
[muttering]
276
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,841
(Hannibal)
Listen to this.
277
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,906
"On his career in Vietnam...
278
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,009
"Lieutenant Peck stated...
279
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,248
"that his
entrepreneurial interests...
280
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,983
"tended to overshadow
his military accomplishments.
281
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:16,422
"He and the ordinary members
of his team--"
282
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,623
That's us, his team.
I love it.
283
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,959
"...took several
enemy positions...
284
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,661
"deemed impossible
to capture...
285
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,795
"by high-ranking brass.
286
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:29,569
"His sure-footed leadership
under fire, Peck stated...
287
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,906
"helped to bring
the team back alive."
288
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,775
Hey, Hannibal, what was you doing
when all this was happening?
289
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,845
I guess I was having cocktails
at Face's tennis club.
290
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:38,941
[Hannibal exclaiming]
291
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,076
Listen...
292
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,850
"Peck is currently negotiating
with several publishers...
293
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,982
"and motion picture studios...
294
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,026
"for the rights
to his new book...
295
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,891
”Pecking Away at the System.”
296
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,191
Catchy title.
297
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,366
Gee, if they make a movie of it, I
wonder who they'd get to play me.
298
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,698
You know, Hannibal,
the way things are going...
299
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,932
you might not even be
mentioned in the movie.
300
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,205
[car horn honking]
301
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,713
Is that Murdock?
302
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,863
[sighing]
Gosh, Hannibal, I...
303
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:28,158
I was with this bilingual...
304
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,668
primo foxette.
305
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,499
We were making ten
with a bullet...
306
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,766
and I had to drop
everything!
307
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,898
Pile into the Vette
and race across town.
308
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,534
I mean, couldn't it wait?
309
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:38,701
Oh, brother.
310
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,610
Brothers are your bag,
not me.
311
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,809
I'm into sisters and their
mothers, if they're under 40.
312
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,716
Why don't you cut it out,
fool. I've had enough of this.
313
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:49,618
My name is not fool.
lam the Hunk Man.
314
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,121
You got it, boys and girls?
315
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,351
The Hunker.
316
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,654
Look at that Vette over there.
Why, it fits me like...
317
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,819
[stuttering]
318
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,023
...a pair of argyle socks.
319
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,223
I mean, I love it.
320
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:02,165
This is what life
is supposed to be about.
321
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,724
It's coming apart, Hannibal.
322
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,827
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
323
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,134
[Murdock sighing]
324
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:08,963
[mumbling]
325
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,636
[sighing]
I don't know, E.G. It's...
326
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,716
It's like a whole new
world opening up to me.
327
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:20,582
Well, if we do this right, it
should only be the beginning.
328
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,486
You do seem to have a natural
charm with the press.
329
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,521
But, Face, I really must--
330
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,323
Let's drop that moniker.
331
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,296
Now Templeton is the name.
332
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,929
Actually...
333
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,593
your name originally was...
334
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,431
Alvin Brenner.
335
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,131
Then you had it legally
changed to Al Brennan...
336
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,197
then to Al Peck.
337
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,968
Then to Holmes Morrison,
then to Morrison Holmes...
338
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,140
and then to Templeton Peck.
339
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,549
Where did you get this?
340
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,414
From the writer I hired.
341
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,180
He did extensive
background research.
342
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,116
He's waiting to hear from you.
343
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,019
He's got the first
three chapters ready...
344
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,858
and they are going
to be delivered tonight.
345
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:07,058
We promised the publisher we'd
have the book done in two weeks...
346
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,032
to cash in
on this peak publicity.
347
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,500
Look...
348
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,539
let's slough all this stuff
about the aliases.
349
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,271
What's in a name?
350
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,972
Funny question
coming from a guy...
351
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,944
who's had so many.
352
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:25,615
What do you want to do about this
children's workshop booking?
353
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,345
Chuck-a-Luck the Chicken wants
you as a guest on his show.
354
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,219
Barnyard Ballyhoo.
355
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,753
Let's book it.
356
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,190
I like the big chicken.
He's got panache.
357
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,892
Besides, it'll be good for my
two to eleven demographics.
358
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,395
You know, for a talker,
you're remarkably sexy.
359
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,500
I generally find
talkers very boring.
360
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,964
Well, I also have a quiet,
thoughtful side.
361
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,701
I love poetry.
362
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,402
I'm a very good dancer
and I can quote...
363
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,710
romantic passages
from Shakespeare, Bacon...
364
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,413
Faulkner...
365
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,948
and Lord Byron.
366
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,290
(Murdock) Bet you're asking
yourself right now...
367
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,326
who is this
great looking guy?
368
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,088
And how can I talk him
into taking me out?
369
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,893
[stuttering] Well, that's right.
I'm the guy of your dreams.
370
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,956
I mean, I bet
you noticed me...
371
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,004
getting out of that fancy new
Vette over there. Right?
372
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,999
I mean, I love fish...
373
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,901
especially the whales.
374
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,705
I belong to Greenpeace...
375
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,641
the Cousteau Society,
Save the Whales.
376
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,546
I mean, the ocean.
377
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,084
That's where it's happening.
378
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,485
So, how about an egg salad
sandwich, two jellyrolls...
379
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,318
and a Twinkie six-pack to go?
380
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,886
Oh, you have to go.
381
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,282
I can dig it.
382
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,793
[stammering]
Well, I...
383
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:46,364
Yeah, I'll catch you
on the flip side.
384
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,802
Don't know what I did wrong.
385
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,040
Where's our breakfast, Hunk?
386
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,012
We were hitting it off...
387
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,276
but she got
an emergency call.
388
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,783
You came on to her, and she
took off with our breakfast.
389
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,942
That is a very narrow...
390
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,182
[car tires screeching]
and selfish interpretation.
391
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,087
(Hannibal) Okay, let's go guys.
There's Face.
392
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,921
I'll catch you on the...
393
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,619
No, I already said that.
394
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,925
This is getting
to be tiresome.
395
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,436
Hey, Hannibal, you think somebody'll
try to do something to Faceman?
396
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,278
We've got nothing else to do.
397
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,717
I wanna be sure
he's gonna be okay.
398
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,250
Press breakfast.
399
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:43,849
Look...
400
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:47,722
I hope we're not fooling
around with local press here.
401
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,427
No, no. I'd rather stick
with the networks.
402
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,989
You know, A.P., UPI...
403
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,057
The Unified News Bureau.
404
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,469
You don't want to let this fame and
celebrity go to your head, Templeton.
405
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,529
Me? Come on, E.G...
406
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,132
I'm just people.
407
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,206
I'm just plain folks.
408
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,640
You know, maybe we should
duck Chuck-A-Luck.
409
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,173
I don't know.
There's something about...
410
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,184
sitting around,
talking with a chicken.
411
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:17,416
You know, it may not be the class
image that we're going for.
412
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,929
Ranger One
to Ranger Five.
413
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,064
They just passed us,
heading east.
414
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,734
Black van with the red
stripe is right on them.
415
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,072
No sign
of the red Vette.
416
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,636
Okay, pick off the black van.
417
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,181
We doth want them.
Got it.
418
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,647
Converge and apprehend.
419
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,891
(Hannibal)
Don't let them get away, B.A.
420
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,399
City drivers.
421
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,138
It's frightening.
422
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:14,544
I could get killed just as
I become a hot property.
423
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:16,710
I gotta be careful.
424
00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,689
Come outwith your hands up...
425
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,460
or we'll open fire!
426
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,796
[guns cocking]
427
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,239
When your timing goes,
seems like nothing goes right.
428
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,497
(B.A.) Yeah, I think
they got us, Hannibal.
429
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,435
Wanna go see
what they got for lunch.
430
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,420
Oh, we're in real trouble now,
boys and girls.
431
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,112
Take off the blindfolds.
432
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,450
Piece of advice.
433
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,389
Don't mess around in something
that isn't your business.
434
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,488
Now, that's great advice.
I'll take it.
435
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:17,092
Is there anything else, or did you just
kidnap us to be sure we'd listen up?
436
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,295
Sit on them.
437
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,332
I don't want these two
in the play.
438
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:31,049
[gun firing]
439
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,484
Let's use our little thumbs
and our forefingers...
440
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,422
and get those weapons
out now!
441
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:50,665
All right,
you with the beard...
442
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,033
off with the cuffs.
443
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,298
Murdock, for the first time,
I'm glad to see you.
444
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,104
That's Hunk
or Hunk Man to you.
445
00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:59,233
Hannibal, there are still
two guys outside.
446
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,507
I suggest, we depart quickly.
447
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:15,787
[guns firing]
448
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,246
(Hannibal)
John Jones.
449
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:40,444
Height, 5'11", 175 pounds.
450
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:43,681
Weight medium, complexion
medium, everything medium.
451
00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,948
Well, it's
Mr. National Average.
452
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,460
You know, but I hate to state
the obvious, Hannibal...
453
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,622
but you don't get
haircuts like that...
454
00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:52,925
at Chez David.
455
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,397
Right, Murdock.
456
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,958
They're government spooks,
it's a fake John Jones.
457
00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:58,696
Nobody is called John Jones.
458
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,132
You know, that house we
were at was for sale.
459
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,402
Limelight Homes.
460
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,379
We'll give them a ring. See if
they gave the key to anybody.
461
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,245
Doesn't Face's PR lady
work for a firm called...
462
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,113
Limelight Management?
463
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:15,316
Well, it could be
a coincidence.
464
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:18,516
Just government economy. They
may only have one stencil.
465
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:21,116
Let's give
Limelight Management a ring...
466
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,661
and see what we come up with.
467
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,862
Yes, information.
468
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,160
That's right.
469
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,324
Yeah, I got it.
470
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,096
Say, information...
471
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,796
while I got you
on the line here...
472
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,839
I mean, you sound like
a groovy chickla...
473
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:37,170
and I'm a six-foot,
square-jawed bundle of fun.
474
00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:39,609
I got a Vette, it's hot.
I like to talk about...
475
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:42,272
whales. I like sushi...
476
00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:43,508
and sharing.
477
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:46,244
Perhaps, I could
squeeze you...
478
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,377
into my date-filled
calendar book.
479
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,149
Shall we say, Friday? Eight--
480
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,349
[dial tone droning]
481
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:53,547
[sighing]
482
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,354
Must have got cut off.
483
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,828
She hung up on you. You
insulting these women.
484
00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:58,920
Well...
485
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,023
as we say in the better health
clubs of the West side...
486
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:03,632
"Ask not, get not."
487
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,830
Murdock, better give me the
number, I'll make the call.
488
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,372
Hannibal, please.
489
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,162
I can do this.
I really can.
490
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,403
You'd let Faceman do it,
why not Hunk Man?
491
00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:12,637
Because you
will mess it up.
492
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:15,612
But I can do voices
just like Faceman.
493
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,375
I can do Sylvester the Cat.
494
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,281
[mimicking Sylvester]
Listen here, sweetheart...
495
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,752
this pussycat knows
where his fur is parted.
496
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,879
I can do Bullwinkle.
497
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:27,848
[mimicking Bullwinkle] Oh, look,
I'm knee-deep in pretzels, poopie.
498
00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:29,925
I can do Henry Kissinger.
499
00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:34,020
[mimicking Henry Kissinger]
Hello, this is Henry Kissinger.
500
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,360
That might work. Try it.
501
00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:37,424
(Vaughn)
Yeah?
502
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:40,199
Sir, it's Henry Kissinger.
503
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,331
He wants to talk
to Templeton Peck.
504
00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:45,906
Yes, who is this please?
505
00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:49,277
[mimicking Henry Kissinger] Well, I was just
getting ready to ask you the same question.
506
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:52,578
However,
this is Henry Kissinger.
507
00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:56,315
Mr. Kissinger.
Hi, this is David Vaughn.
508
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,913
I don't know
if you remember me...
509
00:25:57,989 --> 00:26:01,857
but we met at the Central Intelligence
Agency bomb briefings in '67.
510
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,156
Yes. David.
511
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:07,756
What a great pleasure it is
to be speaking to you...
512
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:11,268
and I wonder if you could
help me with a problem.
513
00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:15,736
I have desperately been trying
to locate Templeton Peck.
514
00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:17,332
I would like to invite him...
515
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:21,539
to a Friars Club
roast in his honor.
516
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:22,808
Well...
517
00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:26,408
he's busy all afternoon
doing political interviews.
518
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:27,781
Can't he call you?
519
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,353
[mumbling]
520
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:33,415
Well, I am at the VIP lounge
at the...
521
00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:35,016
[mimicking sound of aircraft]
522
00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:40,364
What was that? I'm sorry.
523
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,799
Excuse me, I didn't get that.
524
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:45,393
Well, you could try him
at the Vine Street Studio.
525
00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:47,336
He's has an interview there
this afternoon.
526
00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:50,306
Oh, thank you
very much, David...
527
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,639
for all of your courtesy.
528
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:56,648
So remember,
Nancy Ramsey says hizy-wizy.
529
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,980
Well, hi back to her.
530
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:02,918
Good. Good. Good.
531
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:08,220
It's CIA.
532
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:10,119
It figures.
Where's Face?
533
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:11,560
He's at the Vine
Street Studio.
534
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,257
Some kind of big
political interview.
535
00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:16,096
(Face) That's right,
Chuck-A-Luck, it was tough.
536
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,261
But, you know,
when things are tough...
537
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:20,100
sometimes it makes you
a better man.
538
00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:23,368
[mimicking a chicken] Boy, that's
really interesting, Faceman.
539
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,842
My barnyard friends...
540
00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:27,537
were telling me
just the other day...
541
00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,172
that when they were accused
of something they didn't do...
542
00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:33,980
it was really tough
because they got very angry.
543
00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:35,383
Thanks, Faceman.
544
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,347
We'll be right back.
545
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,151
[clucking]
546
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,688
[whispering]
Face. Face.
547
00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,889
Oh, hi. We're right in the
middle of an interview.
548
00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:46,522
That's it for me.
549
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,088
Thank you, very much.
550
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,157
[Chuck-a-Luck in man's voice] I'm
out of here for lunch, cowboy.
551
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,361
Great guy, huh?
552
00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:54,030
Or bird, or whatever.
553
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,212
[mimicking Face]
554
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,310
Yeah, he asked some very
interesting questions.
555
00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:09,319
You know, some of these
interviewers, they're so boring.
556
00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:13,589
All they wanna know about
is all your heroic exploits.
557
00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:14,819
Face...
558
00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:16,884
can you let the air out of
your head for a minute...
559
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,157
and listen to us?
Yeah.
560
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:22,427
We were just picked up
by a squad of guys...
561
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,628
in gray civvies who took us...
562
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,797
to a garage in the valley.
563
00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:28,970
(Hannibal) Now, they
didn't want to bust us.
564
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,633
They just wanted
to keep us out of the way.
565
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:34,009
Something's going down and
you are in the center of it.
566
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,843
I appreciate the concern.
567
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,508
You know, the CIA, they probably
wanna keep an eye on me.
568
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,643
Why? Don't make
no sense to me.
569
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,545
Yeah, well, none of this
makes much sense, B.A...
570
00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:46,522
but sure is fun.
571
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:50,490
Gee, guys, things are going
so great, I mean...
572
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,460
if you only knew
what it was like.
573
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:56,626
I mean,
people want my autograph.
574
00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:59,693
Everywhere I go people,
they wanna know...
575
00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,398
what I think about stuff.
576
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,840
Like that big chicken there.
577
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,672
Right. Right, like him.
578
00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:07,503
Yeah. And, oh...
579
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,078
the women.
580
00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,139
The women!
581
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:12,642
See...
582
00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:15,482
E.G., she's winding up
some stuff.
583
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,180
I'd be careful
about her, Face.
584
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,279
Of E.G.?
585
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:20,848
Are you kidding?
I mean, she set this all up.
586
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,359
We're gonna
have to charter a jet.
587
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,054
Just to get
to all the gigs.
588
00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:26,063
"L knew my buddies
wouldn't make it without me.
589
00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:27,929
"The Delta was
clogged with VC...
590
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:31,128
"and, armed only with my knife
and my wits, I went back--"
591
00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:33,034
Yeah, that's right.
Well, it's--
592
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,230
(Hannibal)
When was that, Face?
593
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,740
Oh, well, this... That's just
the first draft, you see.
594
00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:38,640
Yeah, I haven't had a chance
to rewrite it yet.
595
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,906
I mean, things
are happening so fast.
596
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,073
And this writer
he exaggerates everything.
597
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:45,207
Of course, if we're going
to get Bob to play me.
598
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,580
You know, we're gonna
have to...
599
00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,780
center it on the Faceman
character slightly.
600
00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:51,382
Bob who?
601
00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:52,713
Redford.
602
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,157
And who plays me, Face?
603
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,588
You? Oh, well...
604
00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,927
your character's been scaled
down slightly, Hannibal.
605
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,160
You're not in it, Hannibal.
606
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,099
(Face)
Of course, he's in it, B.A.
607
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:07,434
He's just not what we call
a focal character. See?
608
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,204
Now, look, guys...
609
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:12,674
my schedule is really pressing.
So, if you'll just--
610
00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:13,973
Face.
611
00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:18,282
You've gotta get off this ego trip,
Lieutenant. You're in danger.
612
00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:20,818
Right, I'm in danger
of missing my 3:00.
613
00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:23,980
Oh, come on, guys,
what could happen to me?
614
00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:28,087
I mean, I have people around
me every second of the day.
615
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:31,493
And believe me, Hannibal,
I am very good at security.
616
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,189
All my antennae are out.
617
00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,494
Now, look, guys,
I gotta go. Really, gotta go.
618
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,057
Thanks for
stopping by. Really.
619
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:38,398
Looking great, Murdock.
620
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,631
Oh, and I'll send you all
autographed copies of the book.
621
00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:44,039
You know, and don't worry about that
little piece of nonsense that B.A. read.
622
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:47,009
I'll straighten that dippy writer out.
Really. Trust me.
623
00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:48,442
Ciao.
Ciao.
624
00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:53,549
[sighing]
Boy, is he on an ego trip.
625
00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:58,689
But we're all gonna get autographed
copies of his book, guys.
626
00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,383
[guns firing]
627
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:11,296
[screaming]
628
00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:13,994
[grunts]
629
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,231
[gun firing]
630
00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:22,212
[guns firing]
631
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:39,594
[guns firing]
632
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,062
No numbers.
633
00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:48,902
We should have stayed closer to
him whether he wanted us or not.
634
00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:08,721
I'd like to see your Chief
Executive Officer, please.
635
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,921
I'm interested in looking
at all the parcels of land...
636
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:13,726
you represent on the west side
of town of $5 million and up.
637
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:16,324
You'd need to speak to Mr. Gilbert.
Who should I say is calling?
638
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:17,596
Hugh Howland.
639
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,567
Hugh Howland Industries.
640
00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:20,896
Thank you.
641
00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:25,899
(Hannibal)
Well...
642
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:29,211
you must be Mr. Gilbert.
643
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,248
That's right. How can I help you, Mr.
Howland?
644
00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:34,775
Well, I buy properties.
Large parcels of property.
645
00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:36,342
Up to 100 acres.
646
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,617
We're the hotel people,
you know.
647
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,749
Well, this is a nice, little
shop you got here, Mr. Gilbert.
648
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:41,917
You got a first name?
649
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,223
Sir, I'm afraid we don't
handle large tracts.
650
00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,785
Oh. What do you handle?
651
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,888
Well, we work
on a build-to-suit basis.
652
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,127
Working for--
Build-to-suit?
653
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,895
Working for clients
who have special needs...
654
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,437
generally
small manufacturing.
655
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,537
Excuse me, sir. Wait a minute.
Where you going?
656
00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:57,904
Is there something wrong?
657
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,206
Well, I was just trying to tell
you that I think you should go...
658
00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:02,042
to a traditional
real estate company.
659
00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:03,874
We just don't handle
that kind of property.
660
00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:05,643
Well, what do you handle?
Maybe I could buy some.
661
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,846
You got any good residential? Always
got my eye out for prime residential.
662
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,582
Look, Mr. Howland, we're not doing
residential real estate, either.
663
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,522
It's factories
built-to-suit.
664
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,858
Like I said,
it's all very specialized.
665
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,725
Well, goodbye, son.
666
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:20,489
Good luck and cheer up.
667
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,133
This is the place.
668
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:29,174
David Vaughn is in there along
with a couple of others we know.
669
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,174
It is not
a real estate office.
670
00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:32,607
It is a front.
671
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,439
What do you want
from the old Hunker?
672
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,741
Nothing right now.
673
00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:39,611
We're gonna wait till Mr. Vaughn goes
somewhere he won't be disturbed...
674
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,943
and then we're gonna
pay him a visit.
675
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:44,914
Yeah.
676
00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:56,597
Are we all set up out at
this farm in Valencia?
677
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:59,364
Yeah. They've still got Peck out
there but Chow hasn't shown up.
678
00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:00,768
Keep a chopper ready.
679
00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:04,039
If Chow dies in the shootout,
it's not gonna break my heart.
680
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:05,132
And what about Peck?
681
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,507
He's nothing
but the cheese in the trap.
682
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,043
If the rat eats the cheese,
what do we care...
683
00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:12,048
so long as the trap
gets sprung.
684
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,902
Well, it's done.
They picked up your boy.
685
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,376
What's this, E.G.?
Is this contempt or anger?
686
00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:44,743
Oh, don't tell me we're
getting soft about targets.
687
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,680
Oh, shut up, David.
688
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:50,386
Maybe you should
go back to Operations...
689
00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:52,617
if you can't take it
out here in the field.
690
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:55,091
(E.G.) Sometimes I just
don't like what we do.
691
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,794
If this guy is General Chow...
692
00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,887
we'll be bagging one of the
biggest war criminals...
693
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:01,022
in the last decade.
694
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,328
Well, what about Temp?
695
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:07,470
Oh, it's Temp now, is it? I thought he
was just an expendable, wanted felon.
696
00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,640
He got caught up
in this mess.
697
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:13,208
I spent two days making him
feel like Mick Jagger.
698
00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,536
He's overloaded on helium.
699
00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:19,608
I'd hate to see you
under similar circumstances.
700
00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:21,713
Okay, that's
your debriefing.
701
00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:24,488
Get lost.
You're excused. Go.
702
00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:41,763
B.A.
703
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,042
(Vaughn)
Hey. Hey!
704
00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:49,471
What are you--
Hey!
705
00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:53,944
(Vaughn)
Hey! What are you doing?
706
00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:56,282
Hey, let me go!
707
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:58,884
[screaming]
708
00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:00,782
What are you doing?
709
00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:01,848
Hey! Let me go!
710
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,652
I'll tell you anything.
711
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:08,332
Anything.
I'll tell you anything.
712
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:13,999
[gasping]
713
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:16,839
Are you guys crazy?
I could have been killed!
714
00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:20,267
Well, let's put this thing
back on the ground.
715
00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:22,646
(Hannibal)
Right now.
716
00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:25,079
You hijacked me.
You shot at me.
717
00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:28,278
You were involved with
kidnapping one of my team.
718
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,411
I'm not gonna play around
with you, pal.
719
00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,421
You come clean right now...
720
00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:35,389
or you spend the rest of the afternoon
counting your broken teeth.
721
00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:38,588
It's a secret unit known as The Shop.
That's all I can tell you.
722
00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:41,155
Except you don't wanna mess with us.
Oh yes, I do.
723
00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,530
I'm a nutburger.
I have no fear of death.
724
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:46,002
I may be a homicidal maniac.
725
00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:48,902
If I were you, pal,
I'd come clean.
726
00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:50,701
I could charm it out of him.
727
00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:52,207
Or I could beat it out of him.
728
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:56,076
Equally unappetizing notions,
Mr. Vaughn, I assure you.
729
00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,249
Go ahead, B.A.
No.
730
00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:01,149
[stuttering]
Just hold it.
731
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,613
During the war, there was a
Vietcong general named Chow.
732
00:37:07,024 --> 00:37:08,389
We think
he's in this country now...
733
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:11,690
operating as the head
of an Asian trading company.
734
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,821
So bust him.
We can't prove it.
735
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:17,624
We don't have fingerprints, a detailed
record, just some old photographs.
736
00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:19,602
We're trying to lure him
into the open.
737
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,638
Get him to make
a criminal movement.
738
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,002
What's this got
to do with Face?
739
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,303
We have good intelligence...
740
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:28,107
that General Chow hated violently
a man named Templeton Peck.
741
00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:32,138
Some Cong general
hated Peck? Why?
742
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:33,873
Chow!
743
00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,977
That is the name of the girl
who ran the leather shop...
744
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:38,078
at Face's tennis club.
745
00:37:38,155 --> 00:37:41,352
She ran away from home. Peck shielded
her and then he dishonored her.
746
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,723
Oh, hold it. I was there.
He never touched her.
747
00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:45,057
She was
just a sweet little kid.
748
00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:47,223
Does it really matter
what the facts are?
749
00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:48,459
The whole thing is...
750
00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:52,264
we had to get Peck above ground so
we could see what would happen.
751
00:37:52,336 --> 00:37:53,667
They picked him up
this afternoon.
752
00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:56,230
Where is he? He's out
at a ranch in Valencia.
753
00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:58,799
How do you know?
We had a mini transmitter...
754
00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:02,107
in the brads of the manuscript we gave
Lieutenant Peck and then we followed him.
755
00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,238
Pecking Away At The System.
756
00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:06,645
I had such high hopes
for that book.
757
00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:09,150
(Hannibal) What's that?
(Vaughn) That's CIA issue.
758
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,346
It's a jet pack.
759
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:12,753
I'm supposed to deliver it
to my agents in the field.
760
00:38:12,823 --> 00:38:17,260
Colonel, I think we should
take this with us.
761
00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:18,859
Good idea, Captain.
762
00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:21,557
What about you, Miss Fowler?
763
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:25,432
I want to help. I know it's hard to
believe but I really like your friend.
764
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:27,963
I just hope he's safe.
765
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:33,671
If you guys could just tell me
what you want, okay?
766
00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:38,242
Oh, come on, deals can
be struck on anything.
767
00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:40,206
Really.
768
00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:43,719
Yeah, you see, the whole art
of negotiation...
769
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:47,816
is the realization that no
position is unattainable.
770
00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:51,417
You know any good jokes?
771
00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:54,031
You wanna sing some songs?
772
00:38:56,534 --> 00:39:00,528
Well, maybe I'll just hold it
down for a little while.
773
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:11,538
Okay...
774
00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:14,078
time for
a little military strategy.
775
00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,346
Now, who said...
776
00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:18,821
"Only use the air to create areas
of opportunity on the ground"?
777
00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:20,414
Patton, General George.
778
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,085
That was football coach
Woody Hayes, fool.
779
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,150
Right, B.A.
780
00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:25,959
Now, Murdock...
781
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,489
take your little gas machine
and this bag of grenades...
782
00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:31,427
and when that chopper
comes in...
783
00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:32,936
give them something else
to think about.
784
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:35,904
I'll drop those pineapples...
785
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:39,671
like a crazed pigeon hovering
over a mounted statue.
786
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,306
Okay. Let's go.
787
00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:55,087
Everything's cool down there.
House is quiet.
788
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,312
(Don)
Okay, let's go.
789
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,434
(Chow)
So we finally meet.
790
00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:44,440
I have waited for this moment
for 15 years.
791
00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:47,504
I have savored the thought
of meeting you.
792
00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:51,139
I hate to appear rude, but
who the hell are you, sport?
793
00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,809
My daughter was Lin Chow.
794
00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:54,874
Wait a minute.
795
00:40:56,153 --> 00:40:59,248
Her father was General Chow...
796
00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:01,587
the Butcher of Mekong.
797
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,890
I go by the name
of Byron Fung now.
798
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,824
You have dishonored
my daughter.
799
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:09,365
And I have a responsibility
of honor...
800
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,364
to punish you
for your transgression.
801
00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:13,733
I never did anything to your daughter.
She was a friend of mine.
802
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,932
I would never take
advantage of that.
803
00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:19,633
Besides, even if I did,
which I didn't...
804
00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:21,438
you know, but even if I did...
805
00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:24,845
I'm sure that even you must
know that love is a gift...
806
00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:27,213
it's freely given
and freely accepted...
807
00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:30,777
and a true gift can't be
forced on anyone.
808
00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:34,052
Further, I think
I should point out...
809
00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:37,321
that this sort of old world
behavior of yours...
810
00:41:37,394 --> 00:41:39,453
you know, it's very unhip...
811
00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:42,894
Oh, boy.
812
00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:51,135
[whooping]
813
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,180
[grenade exploding]
814
00:42:08,392 --> 00:42:09,587
[guns firing]
815
00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:20,570
[guns firing]
816
00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:43,516
[grunts]
817
00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:45,789
(Face) Murdock, what
about the grenade?
818
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:48,161
(Murdock) I didn't pull
the pin, sweet cheeks.
819
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:51,395
Murdock, listen, I never
touched his daughter. Really.
820
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:54,403
Put it in the book,
Templeton.
821
00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:21,828
Let's go, Murdock.
822
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,163
[grunting]
823
00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:56,060
(man on TV) In testimony from E.G.
Fowler...
824
00:43:56,133 --> 00:44:00,263
formerly an operations officer attached
to a renegade unit known as The Shop...
825
00:44:00,337 --> 00:44:03,238
David Vaughn has been charged with
crimes against the government...
826
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:04,900
and attempted murder.
827
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,342
Sources in the CIA
state that David Vaughn...
828
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:09,846
was not operating
with Agency authority...
829
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,848
and had taken on the operation
without sanction.
830
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,645
Which leads us to the last
chapter of this story...
831
00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:17,548
what of Templeton Peck?
832
00:44:17,888 --> 00:44:20,323
It appears that his pardon
was not signed...
833
00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,587
by the correct agency
in Washington...
834
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,357
and that he was being used
as a tool by Vaughn...
835
00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:27,056
to capture General Chow...
836
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:30,828
known in Vietnam as The Red
Death or The Red Butcher.
837
00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:33,632
Templeton Peck has disappeared
into the underground...
838
00:44:33,704 --> 00:44:35,934
where he has been
forced to live for so long.
839
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,804
Well, there goes
Face's pardon.
840
00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:40,534
I never missed Face so much
up until now.
841
00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,636
Having to put up
with that fool Murdock...
842
00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:44,272
going around
insulting women...
843
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:47,045
saying he's sexy. He's
driving me crazy, Hannibal.
844
00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:50,584
Oh, Hannibal,
did you see the news?
845
00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:51,815
My pardon went poof!
846
00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:55,086
I'm so sorry, Face. I don't
know how to make it up to you.
847
00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:56,556
But I'd like to try.
848
00:44:56,627 --> 00:44:59,756
Sweetness, I've got a
program of my own going on.
849
00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:02,524
You don't want to forget about
the man of your dreams, do you?
850
00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:05,569
(Hannibal) Uh-oh. That's all
right, Hannibal, I can handle it.
851
00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:08,637
You see, there's more to life
than feeling guilty.
852
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,038
As Old Blue Eyes
used to sing...
853
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,698
♪ Fly me to the moon ♪♪
Murdock.
854
00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:15,802
Murdock, please. Back off. I'm in
the midst of closing a deal here.
855
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,007
Back off? Face...
856
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:21,880
I've developed a whole line
of primo rap unto myself.
857
00:45:21,952 --> 00:45:23,920
I can talk intelligently
about the whales.
858
00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:26,149
I can do the "I'm okay,
you're okay" thing.
859
00:45:26,423 --> 00:45:27,822
I can share my feelings.
860
00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:31,293
I've got the whole line
of patter down.
861
00:45:31,428 --> 00:45:34,193
And with my basket
of social goodies full...
862
00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:37,700
I would like
to ask E.G. out...
863
00:45:37,768 --> 00:45:40,237
for an evening of sushi...
864
00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,338
and slow dancing.
865
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,807
Well, you see, that was about
to be my next question.
866
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,344
How about some sushi
and the movies?
867
00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:48,708
The theater.
Opera?
868
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:49,769
The ballet.
869
00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:51,911
I love the ballet.
870
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,682
Look, Murdock,
I want you to stop being me.
871
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,312
No way, José.
872
00:45:57,387 --> 00:45:59,754
Not on your monogrammed tie.
873
00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:02,425
How would you like it
if I took your personality?
874
00:46:02,526 --> 00:46:06,019
How would you like it if I became you?
lf I become "Howling Mad" Murdock?
875
00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:07,291
You couldn't.
876
00:46:07,397 --> 00:46:09,263
I couldn't?
I'm too complex.
877
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,863
Too layered...
878
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,698
too fruitcake.
879
00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:16,070
Too whiskey, too rye.
880
00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:20,799
[mimicking Murdock]
Come on, guys...
881
00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:23,245
let me fly you to the moon.
882
00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:25,338
[imitating Murdock]
Can't you see?
883
00:46:25,482 --> 00:46:27,917
I'm "Howling Mad" Murdock
who drives you...
884
00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,214
wildly insane.
885
00:46:29,319 --> 00:46:32,050
(paramedic on radio) V.A. dispatch, this
is Mobile Three, we're at the motel...
886
00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:33,783
and going in for Murdock now.
887
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,260
(dispatcher)
Roger.
888
00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:40,856
[imitating a monkey]
889
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,192
Let's take him.
890
00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,867
No, you got the wrong-- That's Murdock.
Hey, Hannibal, say something.
891
00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:50,407
(Face)
You've got the wrong guy.
892
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,033
I was just pretending
to be Murdock.
893
00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:53,975
I was assuming
his personality.
894
00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:56,877
(Murdock) And quite
convincingly, too, I might add.