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And when he comes to, he's starts raving
about how his shrink has been kidnapped.
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Where did you
take my father?
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Well, if we're gonna talk to this guy
Stoddard, we've got quite a trip.
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El Presidente's daughter?
You expect me to believe that?
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I mean, if she says she's Richter's
daughter, then she's Richter's daughter.
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My real name is Marisa.
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I just don't know
what to believe anymore.
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I'm with the CIA.
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We're on our way out.
We're just kidding around.
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I was just remembering the first
time lever tortured a guy.
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Hey, sucker,
you gonna pay.
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(male narrator) In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime
they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles
underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire
the A-Team.
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[gun firing]
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(Murdock) Running,
running, running...
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but this thing keeps chomping
right at my butt every night.
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And no matter how hard I squeeze Mr.
Pillow...
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I'm still afraid
to go to sleep.
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My problem is that everything
I dream comes true.
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Now, if you were me,
wouldn't you be terrified...
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to put your head down?
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Yes, but only if it was
a bad dream.
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Bad?
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Bad? You wanna talk bad?
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Well, let's talk
last night.
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I had a nightmare.
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See, Springsteen was sick.
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I was on stage...
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the band was ready.
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Clarence was
out there cooking...
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and I was the only one who
could fill The Boss' boots.
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Sol put on my T-shirt, I put on
my jeans, I walk out there...
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I open my mouth,
and all I can do is...
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[mooing]
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Just like a cow.
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[mooing]
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And the audience is saying...
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"Sing Born in the USA.
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"Born in the USA."
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And I'm going...
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[mooing]
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And I fall down
on all fours...
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and I start grazing on the
amp cords and salivating...
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and the audience is singing
Jungle/and, Jungle/and.
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And then I exploded.
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What do you think?
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I think, Murdock,
it's your same old...
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anxiety-frustration problems.
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If you have any
anxiety-frustration problems.
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You really think that I
even know what reality is?
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You know everything
about reality, Murdock.
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Everything.
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But you choose to live
in a fantasy world.
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And you build this fantasy
world for everybody to see...
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including me.
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I said it again
and again and again.
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It's time that you deal
with reality.
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And I think we ought
to start with the A-Team.
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(both) I don't know what
you're talking about.
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You know, I can do
these sessions by myself.
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Do you hear that?
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[helicopter whirring]
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Yes, I hear it.
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It's real.
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I'd be very, very, very upset
with you, Murdock...
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if you're so good at this
that you're a fraud.
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I'd hate to lose you
as a patient.
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I mean, you're the
best patient I've got.
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In fact...
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you could be
a professional patient.
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Oh, Doc, I think you're
trying to trip me up here.
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I respect the fact that you
want to protect your friends.
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But I happen to be
a friend, remember?
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All right,
I'll tell you what.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb...
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00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:07,965
because I think...
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that we're close
to a breakthrough.
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You've been
pressing me like crazy.
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If I get one more breakthrough
before the month is over...
89
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I win a trip to Hawaii.
90
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Oh, by all means,
give it your best shot, Doc.
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I'm about to tell you something
that nobody else knows.
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I'm gonna trust you.
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You sure you wanna do this?
Absolutely.
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I'm telling you this because
I want to prove to you...
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that you can trust me.
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I'm not a doctor.
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[laughing]
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No, I mean, I'm a doctor in the
sense that I'm a psychologist...
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I have a PhD,
but I'm not a medical doctor.
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I mean, I can't practice
as a psychiatrist.
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But the army--
Thinks that I'm an MD.
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But I lied.
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Because the pay rates
in those days weren't fair.
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Do you know that MDs got twice
as much as psychologists?
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But you're so well-known.
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I know. That's the problem.
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I'm so successful
as a psychiatrist...
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that I can't go back
and set the record straight.
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Is that really the truth?
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Are you really
part of the A-Team?
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[grunts]
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Mommy, Daddy...
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what are you
doing home early?
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You promised that I could stay
up late and watch Johnny.
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Who the hell
is this guy?
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He's a patient. He's had a mental
breakdown. Please don't hurt him.
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Uncle Pete...
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what are you doing back
from Toronto?
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Knock him out.
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(Murdock)
Oh, Richie...
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you always get
to play doctor.
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Why don't I ever get
to play doctor?
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(Phillips)
We are out of here.
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[sighs]
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Hello, emergency?
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There has been
a terrible accident.
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I think you better come.
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What do you mean where?
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1347, Old Malibu Road.
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My wife fell off
the deck into the ocean.
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I'm crying.
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00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,571
No, no,
we have not been drinking.
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00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:08,276
Why, thank you.
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00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:09,871
Hurry UP-
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[siren wailing]
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(Face) Now, you see, Wendy,
what is happening here, see...
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is the vampire
has you trapped.
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00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:56,428
And you, you are gazing
into his eyes.
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See, gazing.
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That's it. That's it.
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00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:02,964
And then you say...
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Bite me, please.
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00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:07,829
Perfect.
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Perfect.
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00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,835
Really?
Really.
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00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,302
Oh, yes, yes, really.
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00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,611
Oh, Wendy,
I think that you are...
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00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,552
this far from...
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00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,345
nailing down this part.
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00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:23,582
[doorbell rings]
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00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,220
[sighing]
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Excuse me.
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[doorbell continues ringing]
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00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,317
Wonder who that could be?
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00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,393
The director, maybe.
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00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,022
Oh, no, no, the...
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00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,124
The director's in Europe
scouting locations.
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00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,602
Now, you just keep rehearsing.
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[sighs]
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Bite me.
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00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:47,836
Yes.
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00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,472
You phoned in
the emergency?
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00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,812
Something about a woman
falling off a balcony?
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00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,547
Oh, well, maybe things
have been taken care of.
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Bite me!
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00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,117
What about the lady?
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Lady?
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00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,249
Oh! Well,
she's fully recovered...
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00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,352
as you can see.
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00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,586
Bite me!
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00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:05,954
Please!
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00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,189
Bite me!
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00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,258
Please.
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00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:11,695
Bite me.
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00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,568
Sorry for the inconvenience.
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00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,199
No problem.
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00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,174
Bite me, please.
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00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,445
[screaming]
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00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,454
He comes staggering in...
180
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,287
just as I'm about
to give her...
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00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,919
the lead in
Rock 'N' Roll Vampire.
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00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,724
Then when he comes to,
he starts raving about...
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00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:42,098
how his shrink has been
kidnapped in broad daylight...
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00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,068
by American soldiers.
185
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,365
How'd he know
you were out here?
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00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,997
It was not a dream.
187
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,302
It was real.
188
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,635
The man was so loose,
he looked like a pretzel.
189
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,438
But they hit me
with something.
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00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:54,135
[stammering]
A drug.
191
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,781
That's why I was loose.
That's why I was acting crazy.
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00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,374
Yeah, sure,
blame it on the medicine.
193
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,647
Oh, that's right, B.A.,
just jump on the bandwagon...
194
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,087
ball up our friendship
like junk mail. Go ahead.
195
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:06,225
I checked all the newspapers this morning.
Television.
196
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,886
Not a thing about
a kidnapping at the VA.
197
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:09,928
(B.A.)
More nightmares.
198
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,521
You've got all the demons in the book
chasing after you in your sleep.
199
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,862
They were not demons.
They were men.
200
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,426
They snatched my shrink,
and I want him back.
201
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,529
Murdock, why would someone want
to kidnap your psychiatrist?
202
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,432
I don't know.
I mean, all I know is...
203
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,941
they were big...
204
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,636
and they had a chopper.
205
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,441
Sounded like a 500D.
206
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,312
And he was
a military doctor.
207
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,511
They burned some files
or something.
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00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,782
He was privy to
a lot of secret stuff.
209
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:40,190
I mean, the wrong guy could've said the
wrong thing on the couch. I don't know.
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00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,351
Okay, Face.
211
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,453
You go to the hospital and check
out the whereabouts of the doctor.
212
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,895
We'll go to his home.
213
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,024
See if someone could
give us some information.
214
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,693
I really appreciate this,
Hannibal.
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00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,759
Thanks, guys.
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00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,066
Anything to keep you
as an adult.
217
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,952
[doorbell ringing]
218
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,457
Miss Richter?
219
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,555
Can I help you?
220
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,033
I'm Colonel Brown,
the United States Air Force.
221
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,795
Used to run
with your daddy...
222
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,067
back in med school days.
223
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,367
It was a long time ago.
224
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,965
We went our separate ways,
and he went into psychiatry...
225
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,271
and I went into brain surgery.
226
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,608
Anyhow, I was in town, I
thought for old times' sake...
227
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,977
I'd stop by...
228
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,510
and see if he was around.
229
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,608
Well, I'm sure he's gonna be
sorry that he missed you...
230
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,211
but he's gone up to San Francisco
for a few days to a seminar.
231
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,278
That's a shame.
232
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,414
Maybe we could
sit down and chat.
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00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,492
I could tell you stories
about your daddy--
234
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,188
I'd love to do that, but I'm
afraid I'm just on my way out.
235
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:52,663
I've got to go to work.
Well, some other time.
236
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,132
I'm in town, and if your dad
would like to get together...
237
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,965
you have him call me
over at the Plaza Hotel.
238
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,595
I'll do that.
Thank you for stopping by.
239
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,661
Bye-bye.
240
00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:07,468
You're a regular Sally Field.
241
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,036
Where did you
take my father?
242
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,008
ETA's
two and a half minutes.
243
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,613
ETA of what?
244
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,620
What do you think, Colonel?
245
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,815
I think she's turned
privacy into an art.
246
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,186
We'll check her out.
247
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,192
Could be hiding somewhere
behind the door.
248
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:25,287
People with melted faces
and bellies like balloons.
249
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,399
[sighing] Well, according
to the hospital...
250
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:36,100
Richter called in this
morning asking for a leave.
251
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,140
Seems his mother's dying
down in Phoenix.
252
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,372
Well, that doesn't add up.
253
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,845
What about the fire
in the office?
254
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,609
Well, apparently,
there was a fire.
255
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,810
The VA thinks it was
just a case of vandalism.
256
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,375
You know,
kids looking for drugs.
257
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,820
We'll go around the backyard.
If there's anybody in there...
258
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,879
we'll find him.
259
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,212
I've got one,
and he's heavily armed.
260
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,210
Yeah, we've got one
in the den.
261
00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,514
Drop the girl!
262
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,067
I didn't think you were
a brain surgeon.
263
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,110
Colonel Mack Stoddard.
Ring any bells?
264
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,371
No idea.
265
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:33,248
They just came bursting into the house
and went straight for my father's study.
266
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:36,319
Which way to the freeway
is it from here?
267
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,213
Next street, take a left.
268
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,325
The question is who is
Colonel Mack Stoddard...
269
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,452
and why is he so hot to get
his hands on my shrink?
270
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,226
My shrink. Nobody else's shrink.
My shrink.
271
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,790
Your father was
like a father to me.
272
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,763
Most of his patients
feel that way.
273
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,326
Yes, but I'm different.
I'm special.
274
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,133
I'm not like
all the others.
275
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,004
Yeah, well,
they all say that.
276
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,634
Yeah, but I'm different.
I'm special.
277
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,201
Ditto, ditto,
infinity, infinity.
278
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:04,044
Face, looks like you better find out all
you can about Stoddard, Colonel Mack.
279
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:07,278
Oh! You know that means hitting
a military base, don't you?
280
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,751
If we didn't throw
these challenges your way...
281
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,620
every now and then,
life would be--
282
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,714
Normal?
283
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:13,781
Normal.
284
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,762
Excuse me.
285
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,963
Excuse me!
286
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,438
Where is
General Fullbright?
287
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,137
He's at lunch.
Try back in an hour.
288
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,112
I would, but I can't.
289
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,577
I have to return to
my assembly point by 2:00.
290
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,777
You see, my troop is leaving
for a two-day jamboree...
291
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:40,944
and I don't want
to miss the bus.
292
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,817
Jamboree? What are you
talking about, soldier?
293
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,357
Please, I would like
to drop off this prisoner...
294
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,619
and collect my reward.
295
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,023
You're one of the A-Team.
296
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,593
You're Templeton Peck.
297
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,686
[chuckles]
I know.
298
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:54,391
Yes, I captured him. Right
there on the post office.
299
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,299
You see, I was sending a birthday
card to my grandmother...
300
00:18:57,369 --> 00:19:00,771
and I was looking up her ZIP code in
the book when I saw his mug shot.
301
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,274
The guy was standing
right next to me.
302
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,936
Yeah, I should have used
the drive-through window.
303
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:07,679
Good job.
304
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,908
Yes, it's a square knot
with a half-tied brace.
305
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,541
Look, I better notify
the General, huh?
306
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,778
But what about my reward?
307
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:13,943
I don't know
if you're eligible.
308
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,783
It's for the capture of the
entire A-Team. All three.
309
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,220
Yes, well,
$10,000 divided by three--
310
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,792
You stay right here.
311
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:21,883
I will.
312
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,121
Don't move.
I won't.
313
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,991
Well, that wasn't too tough.
314
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,630
[clears throat]
315
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,816
(Face)
"Colonel Mack Stoddard.
316
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,615
"Military advisor with the federales
against revolutionary forces...
317
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,917
"in Curaguay, South America.
318
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,390
"Review pending,
disciplinary."
319
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,222
Wonder where he keeps
the voodoo dolls.
320
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,669
Well, if we're gonna talk
to this guy Stoddard...
321
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:08,900
we've got quite a trip.
322
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,772
Curaguay, South America?
323
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,503
Small republic
off the Pacific coast.
324
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,307
Revolutions average
one every 18 months.
325
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,813
That's what I learned
in history class.
326
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,474
How long will it
take us to get there?
327
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,176
Oh, don't worry.
You can stay here.
328
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,147
Owners won't be back
for two weeks.
329
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,710
No way! I'm going.
330
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,882
Look, this is my father
we're talking about.
331
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,857
Hey, man, she can have
my seat on the plane.
332
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:29,292
Murdock, is your Dr. Richter
a physical man?
333
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:30,487
Could he escape
from Stoddard?
334
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,052
Negative, Colonel.
Strictly non-com.
335
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,654
Well, this review pending...
336
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,633
looks like the doctor was just about
to make a report on Stoddard.
337
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:39,467
Probably saying he should share
a cell with Charlie Manson.
338
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,473
So Stoddard destroys
all the reports on file...
339
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,600
then grabs the doc
in hopes of...
340
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,769
changing his review pending.
341
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,335
(Hannibal) I guess we
better pack our bags.
342
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,211
Forget it.
I got a new policy.
343
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,273
I ain't going no further
south than San Diego.
344
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,651
B.A., I have invested 10 years
of therapy in this man.
345
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,383
He's the fourth most
important person in my life.
346
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,884
Besides that,
if you help me...
347
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,519
I promise I'll make you a blood brother.
You can eat all my jujubes.
348
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,721
You can count me out.
349
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,757
You gotta help me, pal.
Don't go. Pal!
350
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,233
You're my buddy. Pal, pal,
you've got to help me out here!
351
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,462
No! Forget it!
I'm out of here!
352
00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:11,696
Don't go, please!
353
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,238
Don't go! You can't go!
354
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,531
No! I ain't staying!
355
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:19,009
I ain't gonna give you guys a chance
to drug me and throw me on a plane.
356
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,067
[gasping]
357
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,139
B.A.! B.A.!
358
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,548
[gasping]
359
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,522
Let him down easy.
360
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,220
What's wrong with him?
361
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,595
(Hannibal)
Anxiety attack.
362
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,496
Oh, please.
363
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:42,857
[mumbling]
364
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,265
(Face)
Relax, Murdock.
365
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:51,672
[birds chirping]
366
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:13,095
I was just remembering the first
time I ever tortured a guy.
367
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,260
I was just a shavetail.
It was my first trip overseas.
368
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,761
We were really having a pretty
bodacious time of it, too.
369
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,533
I had this prisoner
who wouldn't talk.
370
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:24,337
Trashed a whole pack
of cigarettes on the dude.
371
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:26,771
Nothing.
372
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,913
Then I discovered alligators.
373
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:36,314
I told you,
I filed nothing.
374
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,081
Not even about
my God complex?
375
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,586
About the lunatic who wants to rule
the world with extreme prejudice?
376
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,357
Come on, Doc.
377
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,888
What did you tell 'em?
378
00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,194
Nothing.
379
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,097
Whatever.
380
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,805
What about those four guys
that were at your house?
381
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:55,764
I don't know
what you're talking about.
382
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:59,004
Military types. They were
helping out your daughter.
383
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:02,675
Yeah. We know about her.
384
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:07,314
Cute. I wouldn't mind
a little spin with her myself.
385
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,117
Look, for the last time...
386
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,723
I talked to no one.
I did not file the report.
387
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,124
I hope not, for your sake.
388
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:19,061
I'm going to let you hang
around here for a little while.
389
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:23,568
If you decide to change your report, I might
consider letting you go in one piece.
390
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,234
Think about it.
391
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,029
Go to hell, Stoddard.
392
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,570
You first.
393
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:32,966
[hens clucking]
394
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,146
(Face) Well, I think
maybe we gave him...
395
00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:37,409
a little too much
of that stuff.
396
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,813
(Murdock) He's going
to be real mad...
397
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,010
when he finds out
I tricked him.
398
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,610
You know,
our appearances are similar.
399
00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:44,018
Why don't you just tell him
you hit the wrong arm?
400
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:47,317
You're awfully good at this. Did
you go camping with your father?
401
00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:48,587
He hates camping.
402
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,856
He told me he went camping with
his daughter all the time.
403
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,897
That's my sister Janet
that he's talking about.
404
00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:55,899
You also didn't know the way from
your father's house to the freeway.
405
00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,901
It's his house, not mine.
406
00:23:57,969 --> 00:24:00,199
I always knew the way
to my folks house.
407
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,706
Look, guys...
408
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:05,732
Don't "look, guys" me, lady. Tell me who
you are, or you're in deep trouble.
409
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,304
I told you who I am.
410
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:10,610
Now wait a minute, Hannibal. I think
you owe this lady an apology.
411
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,309
I would if there was
just one of her.
412
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,910
The girl is trying
to find her father.
413
00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:18,613
Now you're quizzing her like
she's some chameleon con man.
414
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,654
I mean, look at that face.
415
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,284
Don't you believe her?
I mean, I believe her.
416
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,330
If she says she's Richter's daughter,
then she's Richter's daughter.
417
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,559
I'm a journalist.
She's a journalist.
418
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,793
I write for Transworld Press.
419
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,926
Well, anybody can
make a mistake.
420
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,663
I'm an international stringer.
421
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:35,001
Everything from bullfights
to revolutions.
422
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:36,870
Did you ever do anything
on regressions?
423
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,070
You need
professional help.
424
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,669
Yes, that's what I came
down here to get.
425
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:43,271
You can never travel
too far to get the best.
426
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,611
I'm doing a piece
on Dr. Richter.
427
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:48,016
It actually started because
he was treating Mr. Murdock...
428
00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,952
who was rumored to be
connected to the A-Team.
429
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:52,422
And now Richter's missing,
that's news.
430
00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:55,959
Hey, you guys are helping me. I
wouldn't think of doing you any harm.
431
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:58,928
Besides, if you were
so suspicious of me...
432
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,795
Why'd you bring me along
in the first place?
433
00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:03,836
Because I didn't know who you'd
notify of our destination.
434
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,729
This way,
you didn't have the chance.
435
00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:15,839
We're looking for
Colonel Mack Stoddard.
436
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:17,973
They said to ask
in this bar.
437
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:33,055
Señores, you've come to a place
where Yankees are not welcome.
438
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,368
We do not know this man you talk about.
Now get out!
439
00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:38,596
(Hannibal) No, it's nice here.
We're staying.
440
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,399
Bad odds, my friend.
441
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,839
Yeah, you don't wanna
wake up el tigre.
442
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:45,702
We'll take our chances.
443
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:49,412
Well, there's always
a time you got to say...
444
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,149
what the heck? What the hey?
445
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,206
[grunting]
446
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:54,747
Hey, B.A.!
447
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,579
Wake up, B.A.
B.A., wake up!
448
00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:06,754
Wake up, B.A.!
449
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,333
B.A., wake up!
450
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:20,634
[grunts]
451
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,480
[groans]
452
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:25,906
[gun cocks]
453
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:34,151
I ain't getting on no plane!
454
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,582
(Phillips)
Everybody out!
455
00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:13,965
Hold it right there.
456
00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:17,464
Sorry, your visit to
our country must be cut short.
457
00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:20,300
Well, we've seen most
of the sights anyway.
458
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,640
You guys really make me mad. You
wake me up so I can get killed!
459
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:27,042
Hey, you may want to kill them, but you
don't want to kill Stoddard's daughter.
460
00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:28,409
Stoddard's daughter?
461
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,471
Welcome to the house
of mirrors, Face.
462
00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:33,711
What're you trying to pull? The colonel
didn't say his daughter was coming.
463
00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:36,880
Listen, my father doesn't tell flunkies
like you who's coming and going.
464
00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:38,980
That's why he's
Colonel Mack Stoddard.
465
00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:41,759
That's why he was able to win
three bronze stars in the war...
466
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,921
to rout an enemy outpost with only a
hunting knife and a broken pistol.
467
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,691
I've heard about that,
Phillips.
468
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,067
Then you know all about when he
served with the 82nd Airborne?
469
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:51,603
Oh, nice try, Phillips.
470
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,002
He was never with the 82nd.
He was with the First Army.
471
00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:57,007
He rotated out twice and did a third
stint during the fall of Saigon.
472
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:59,407
I just don't know
what to believe anymore.
473
00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:01,946
This is a very
special person.
474
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,482
She just might be
out of your class.
475
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:07,018
I also know about a two-bit
lieutenant named Phillips...
476
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:09,645
that my dad met on have
'm Beta Beta.
477
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:11,812
Cover 'em.
478
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,430
Now, these guys have the rest of the
files my father's been waiting for.
479
00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:21,830
That's the reason I've come all the way
down here. Well, that's what we need.
480
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,228
[guns cocking]
481
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:31,509
Freeze!
482
00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:38,639
[grunting]
483
00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:51,159
[grunting]
484
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,111
B.A., get some rope
and tie 'em up.
485
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:11,581
Lady, you are
full of surprises.
486
00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:13,511
Stoddard's daughter.
487
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,844
Oh, I just said that.
488
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:16,944
I realize that.
489
00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:19,987
[sighing] I've lost it. I
mean, the magic is gone.
490
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:24,460
I, of all people, should be able to
see through a con artist. No more.
491
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:28,932
You guys, you may as well just put me up
on blocks, let kids throw rocks at me.
492
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,492
No, take it easy, Face.
It's just that she's good.
493
00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:33,970
What are you giving him sympathy for?
One problem at a time.
494
00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:36,803
He can go back to LA and brush
up with extension courses.
495
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,536
I'm the one
with trauma here.
496
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,702
Ready, Hannibal.
497
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,303
Okay, let's move out.
498
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:44,448
I'd ask you to join us...
499
00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:47,549
but I'm not sure
which side you're on.
500
00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:51,953
See, you're a busload of people, and
we don't feel like playing driver.
501
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:57,456
All right,
I'm gonna come clean.
502
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:58,826
Well, this should be good.
503
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:00,191
I'm with the CIA.
504
00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:02,890
[stuttering] I'm losing it.
I'm just losing it because--
505
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:06,494
You hold on, I'll hold on. We'll get to
Richter. He'll take care of this whole thing.
506
00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:08,699
Look, how do you think I knew
all about Stoddard's campaigns?
507
00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,673
How do you think I knew
how he met Phillips?
508
00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,643
What do you think I was doing at
Richter's house when you guys arrived?
509
00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:15,805
These guys busted in, I said
I was Richter's daughter.
510
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,144
When you knocked on the door,
I had to stay in character.
511
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,842
I went the journalist route when
you cracked my daughter rap.
512
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:24,981
Lady, even if I bought the idea you
were with the CIA, we'd still pass.
513
00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:27,218
See, we don't do business
with the company.
514
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:30,091
They've got this strange idea
that we're not the good guys.
515
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:32,528
Well, look, I know you're the good guys.
You've proven that to me.
516
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:35,589
And what I need you to do
is help me get through this.
517
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:40,038
Look, what else
would I be doing down here?
518
00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,300
Beats me. Tie her up.
519
00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:45,675
Do you know what you're doing?
520
00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:49,077
Look, you know who I am! I'm with the CIA!
This is ridiculous!
521
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:53,139
Oh, come on! Look,
I helped you guys escape!
522
00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:54,885
And we can't
thank you enough, ma'am.
523
00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:58,617
Now you just relax, and we'll be
back and get you in a little while.
524
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,381
Let's mount up, guys.
525
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,257
(Betty) I'm an agent, I
have been sent down here.
526
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:08,231
You let me go.
You guys are in big trouble!
527
00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:11,731
[animal calling]
528
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:17,107
[vehicle approaching]
529
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,850
Tell me about it.
530
00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:36,490
El Presidente's
called a cease fire.
531
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:37,920
Damn.
532
00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:40,390
He's ready to form
a coalition government...
533
00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:43,298
and get rid
of all the US forces.
534
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,664
Not in this lifetime,
he won't.
535
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,265
He gets away with this...
536
00:31:47,338 --> 00:31:49,773
then guys like you and me
haven't got a lot to do, do we?
537
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,166
[sighs]
538
00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:56,374
We go after El Presidente.
539
00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:00,579
We break the cease fire
ourselves.
540
00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:06,549
We'll snuff that dude. There's
still plenty of war left.
541
00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:18,593
(Murdock)
That's him, that is him!
542
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,536
(Hannibal) Stoddard's got
about a dozen men with him.
543
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,976
I'm just so glad
he's alive.
544
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:30,810
Okay.
545
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,204
[birds chirping]
546
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:25,559
[grunts]
547
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,498
Oh, God! How could I
have been so stupid?
548
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,208
[snickering]
549
00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:36,278
[Murdock groaning]
550
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:37,671
[grunts]
551
00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,235
Intruders!
552
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,071
Far enough!
553
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,279
[guns cocking]
554
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,791
Just like you said, baby.
555
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,451
They found us about
a half-hour after you left.
556
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:02,152
They were gonna kill me,
so I gave up you guys.
557
00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,591
I told them about the attack.
558
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,527
Save it for your book.
559
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,189
(Murdock)
Doc, wake up, Doc.
560
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:09,825
[Richter groans]
Wake up!
561
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:11,829
Is that you, Murdock?
562
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,167
I'm not late for
my weekly session, am I?
563
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:18,603
You were just about
to answer the question.
564
00:36:18,943 --> 00:36:21,844
Boy, you never
stop pressing, do you?
565
00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:25,910
My God, that's Sarah.
Sarah Teesdale.
566
00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:28,315
Sarah? Lied to again.
567
00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:29,820
You know this woman?
568
00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,182
She's my client.
569
00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:32,950
Client? A client?
570
00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,886
You trying to tell me a client
goes to all the trouble...
571
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,224
to come down here
to try to find a psychiatrist?
572
00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:42,824
She came to me for help. Though I
have my doubts about her motives.
573
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,265
Join the club.
574
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,496
(Stoddard)
Visiting time at the zoo.
575
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,401
(Hannibal) Stoddard,
you're quite a character.
576
00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:51,498
Regular recruiting poster.
577
00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:56,536
Hiding out here in the bushes playing
Bomba, the Jungle Boy, acting like God.
578
00:36:56,614 --> 00:37:00,448
Doesn't your ego get a little
squeezed in these wide open spaces?
579
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,546
Hey, sucker,
you gonna pay.
580
00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:04,782
I'm shaking.
581
00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:06,823
Stoddard, there's something
I wanna tell you.
582
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:10,657
Careful. She does impressions.
She's got more faces than a crowd.
583
00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:12,690
My real name is Marisa.
584
00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:14,730
I lied to them
to protect my mission.
585
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:17,962
I was born in this country, but I went
to live in America with my mother...
586
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:20,595
after my father ordered her
killed if she didn't leave.
587
00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:23,100
They murdered her brother,
my Uncle Thomas.
588
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:26,474
They didn't approve of his politics.
I've never forgotten.
589
00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:29,939
Now I've come back to see
that he's overthrown.
590
00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:33,581
El Presidente's daughter?
You expect me to believe that?
591
00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:35,483
You should've heard
what we had to believe.
592
00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:38,989
El Presidente has a brother,
never heard from in the media.
593
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:41,184
What's his name,
where does he live...
594
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,920
and how old is
his oldest daughter?
595
00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:44,462
This is
a bonus question, Sarah.
596
00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:46,428
His brother Ernesto
died last year.
597
00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:49,467
Only three sons survive him.
Mario, Luis and Manuel.
598
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:51,627
His wife Marguerita bore him
no daughters.
599
00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:53,227
Anything else?
600
00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:57,973
No, that's fine.
We have a new recruit.
601
00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:03,572
I cannot believe
you used us this way!
602
00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:07,574
[groans]
603
00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:11,954
Later. When we come back,
you can waste him yourself.
604
00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:16,125
I'll tell you this, she's not
El Presidente's daughter.
605
00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:17,892
You're sure this time?
606
00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:20,060
Oh, yeah.
607
00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:21,688
[grunts]
608
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:27,096
I knew there was something groovy
deep down inside that girl.
609
00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:30,607
Doc, if she's your patient,
answer one question for me.
610
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:31,869
Who is she?
611
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:35,572
From time to time, everybody.
612
00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:51,084
[grunts]
613
00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:06,338
Get out!
614
00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:22,549
We have to search the camp
for ammunition and arms.
615
00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:24,321
Anything, we can
use anything.
616
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:25,658
Man's talking like
he's got a plan.
617
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,061
You sure we can do this?
618
00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,759
No, but I got great instincts.
Come on, Doc.
619
00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:51,380
Look at this.
620
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:53,717
Look at this!
621
00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:38,934
(Richter)
Rockets.
622
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,169
How would we launch them?
623
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:45,569
We'll find a way, Doc.
624
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:49,032
They gotta stop in town
for reinforcements.
625
00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:51,541
If we leave now,
we're in business.
626
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,174
[whirring]
You know, Murdock...
627
00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:01,209
I have always had
complete trust in you.
628
00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:04,411
I don't believe a word
you're saying.
629
00:42:09,226 --> 00:42:10,216
[chuckling]
630
00:42:30,848 --> 00:42:32,009
Tell me when.
631
00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:34,841
Now!
632
00:43:02,179 --> 00:43:03,305
[bullets ricocheting]
633
00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:07,845
[both grunting]
634
00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:10,777
[grunts]
635
00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:02,996
[guns firing]
636
00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:19,656
Now who's
in the basket, Stoddard?
637
00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:22,019
Throw down your weapons!
638
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,230
There's no percentage. Let's see
you kick up some dust, Stoddard.
639
00:44:39,643 --> 00:44:43,807
You know, Murdock, I'm glad
I'm not the only fraud.
640
00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:46,273
Are you a doctor,
or aren't you a doctor?
641
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:49,717
I'll see you
at the next session.
642
00:44:54,291 --> 00:44:56,123
(Murdock) Well, guys, I just
don't know what to say.
643
00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:58,423
(B.A.) Good. Then maybe
I'll enjoy my meal.
644
00:44:58,762 --> 00:45:02,790
[sighing] Since this is the
last day in the house...
645
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,960
the owner being due back
from Paris and all...
646
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:08,665
I figured, why not take full
advantage of the facility?
647
00:45:08,772 --> 00:45:11,207
A gourmet luncheon. Couldn't
be a better way to say thanks.
648
00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:12,367
How about money?
649
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,777
Well, I thought about that, B.A.,
but it struck me as crass.
650
00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:20,477
You know, considering that you guys
risked your lives to save my shrink...
651
00:45:20,784 --> 00:45:24,015
and get my emotional
shock absorbers back.
652
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,990
So all that I can give you...
653
00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:30,289
is my heartfelt thanks.
How about money?
654
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,729
I can't help but wonder, was
Betty an agent of the CIA...
655
00:45:35,432 --> 00:45:38,299
a journalist,
Stoddard's daughter...
656
00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,393
Richter's patient,
Richter's daughter...
657
00:45:40,537 --> 00:45:42,665
El Presidente's daughter?
Did I leave anything out?
658
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:46,699
Well, only that Stoddard's got a long time
in a cell to work on that one himself.
659
00:45:46,777 --> 00:45:50,270
I think she's a nut. Pure and simple.
And out to drive everyone else nuts.
660
00:45:50,347 --> 00:45:54,580
No, she was a woman with a highly
developed sense of adventure.
661
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:58,380
She was a gourmet
of the grandiose...
662
00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:00,150
a belle of the bizarre.
663
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:02,352
In other words, she was
a woman worthy of my respect.
664
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:07,125
Whoever she was, I'd say she was just
a very insecure, frightened girl...
665
00:46:07,197 --> 00:46:09,325
and I for one
feel very bad for her.
666
00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:10,423
I think so.
667
00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:11,730
[laughing]
Okay.
668
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:17,799
So if your bosses at the studio
approve this $12 million budget...
669
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:19,775
I think we can nail down Burt.
670
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:22,244
Anything to get
your picture going, darling.
671
00:46:22,312 --> 00:46:23,245
(Face)
Betty?
672
00:46:23,413 --> 00:46:24,505
Marisa?
673
00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:25,571
Sarah?
674
00:46:27,217 --> 00:46:29,515
Betty? Marisa? Sarah?
675
00:46:29,586 --> 00:46:31,748
I just have
one of those faces, hmm?