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Where is the crazy fool?

2
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[audience applauding]

3
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$700.

4
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They'll do anything to keep me from
getting back on the Wheel <i>of</i> Fortune.

5
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You guys are in big trouble
with the government.

6
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Yeah, yeah, we know.

7
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Relax and enjoy
your last hours.

8
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Do you mind if I drive? No,
as long as you're careful.

9
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I'm looking
for a Mr. Murdock.

10
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What have you been doing with
yourself the past few days?

11
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Actually, it's been very
quiet, uneventful, really.

12
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Probably nothing as exciting
as around here.

13
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<i>(male narrator) In 1972,
a crack commando unit...</i>

14
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<i>was sent to prison
by a military court...</i>

15
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<i>for a crime
they didn't commit.</i>

16
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<i>These men promptly escaped...</i>

17
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<i>from a maximum-security
stockade...</i>

18
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<i>to the Los Angeles
underground.</i>

19
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<i>Today, still wanted
by the government...</i>

20
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<i>they survive
as soldiers of fortune.</i>

21
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<i>If you have</i> a <i>problem,
if no one else can</i> help...

22
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<i>and if you can find them...</i>

23
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<i>maybe you can hire
the A-Team.</i>

24
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[gun firing]

25
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[audience applauding]

26
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[people whistling]

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$700.

28
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Can I have an "L", please?

29
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(Pat)
There are three L's. Yeah.

30
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[audience cheering]

31
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(Pat)
$2,100.

32
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All right, H.M.,
this is a phrase.

33
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You want to try to solve it
or spin again?

34
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Spin, baby, spin.

35
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<i>(Murdock)
I'll spin.</i>

36
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<i>(Pat)
All right.</i>

37
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<i>[audience cheering]</i>

38
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<i>$700 again.</i>

39
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Come on. Ask for an

40
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Come on, Murdock. The frequency
of "R" is 58 out of 100.

41
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<i>Can I have an ”R,” please?</i>

42
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<i>(Pat)
Yes. There are two R's.</i>

43
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<i>You're up to $3,500.</i>

44
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<i>You wanna take a wild guess,
or you wanna spin that wheel?</i>

45
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<i>(Murdock)
One more time.</i>

46
00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:03,910
<i>Good decision.
Okay. Go ahead.</i>

47
00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,145
No, no, no! You know it!
You know what it is.

48
00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,881
Tell him what it is, Murdock!
Don't... Don't...

49
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<i>And look at this. $1,500.</i>

50
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<i>[audience cheering]</i>

51
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<i>Can I have an ”N,” please? You've
done it again. Two N's. Yes.</i>

52
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(Pat) $6,500. What do
you want to do now?

53
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I'm gonna solve the puzzle, Pat.
You won the first two games.

54
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So, if you solve this puzzle,
you are our champion.

55
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If you guess wrong,
we move to the next player.

56
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I'm gonna solve it, Pat.
All right.

57
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"All's fair in love and war."

58
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<i>(Pat) That's absolutely right!
Yes! Wow!</i>

59
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[audience cheering]

60
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Thank you.
Terrific.

61
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(Pat)
"All's fair in love and war."

62
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What an amazing victory.

63
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We've never had anyone quite like
you on this show, Mr. Murdock.

64
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I tell you, folks,
this helicopter pilot from...

65
00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:02,900
Westwood.
...Westwood...

66
00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:07,072
has $28,000 in prizes
for his three days with us.

67
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[audience cheering]

68
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How do you account for all the
success you've had out here?

69
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Clean living,
plenty of exercise...

70
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and a complete familiarity
with the...

71
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frequency tables
of the alphabet.

72
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Well, anyway,
you have $6,500 to spend...

73
00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,323
and we'll do that right now.
What would you like?

74
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For $150, I would like
the humidor and the cigars.

75
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(Pat) All right, you
have $6,350 left.

76
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For $250, I would
like the auto buffer...

77
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and the year's supply
of Reptile Car Wax.

78
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Mmm. $6,100 to go.

79
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For $1,800,
I would like...

80
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the four-buoy waterbed.

81
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Okay. Now you're
down to $4,300.

82
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And for $4,250, I would like
the trip for two to Hawaii.

83
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I was wondering when you'd
get around to that.

84
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And you still have $50 to go.
How do you want that?

85
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Gift certificate, Pat.
All right.

86
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Gift certificate it is. Jack
Clark, he really wiped us out.

87
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Tell him about all the great things
he's gonna be carrying home with him.

88
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<i>(Jack) I sure will, Pat.
Well, H.</i> M...

89
00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,939
<i>first, it's the President's
Humidor from Humidors-R-Us.</i>

90
00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:10,704
<i>It holds up to 50 cigars, guarantees
to keep them fresh for over a year.</i>

91
00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,643
<i>And to fill that box
to the brim...</i>

92
00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,238
<i>50 El Capitans
from Carlos y Carlos...</i>

93
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<i>the finest
in smooth tobaccos...</i>

94
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<i>retail value $150.</i>

95
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<i>And then, it's a year's supply
of Reptile Wax...</i>

96
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<i>along with the new Sol Buff...</i>

97
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<i>the solar-powered buffer
of the '80s...</i>

98
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<i>to keep that reflection
on your car year after year.</i>

99
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<i>Total value
of car-care products: $250.</i>

100
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<i>And, for the ultimate
in sleeping comfort...</i>

101
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<i>it's the four-buoy waterbed
from Bed Shed.</i>

102
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<i>Ride the waves or float in comfort
on queen-size adventure in sleeping.</i>

103
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<i>Retail value: $1,800.
And finally...</i>

104
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<i>we'll fly you and a guest to the
beautiful Kona Lua Hotel in Waikiki.</i>

105
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<i>There, you'll stay for 14 days
in the King Kamehameha Suite...</i>

106
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<i>overlooking
the deep Hawaiian sea...</i>

107
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<i>a casual yet elegant atmosphere in the
paradise capital of the world, Hawaii.</i>

108
00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:09,034
<i>Airfare, hotel, meals, and
$500 in spending money...</i>

109
00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:12,834
<i>are all there to make your fun in
the sun a vacation to remember.</i>

110
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<i>Retail value of your trip:
$4,250.</i>

111
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[audience cheering]
That's terrific!

112
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Not bad for a couple of
days' work, huh? No, sir.

113
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Of course, we're going to see you in two
weeks for our Super Challenge Match.

114
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You'll be playing for prizes
valued at from $12,000 up.

115
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I want a shot at that Mazda.
All right.

116
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Listen, we'll see you back here. We'll
be back with more Wheel <i>of</i> Fortune.

117
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Nice going.
Thanks.

118
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[audience cheering]

119
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<i>N'[music playing]</i>

120
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Mmm?

121
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Mmm.

122
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You did it.
You did it.

123
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(both)
We did it.

124
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We did it.

125
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[both whooping]

126
00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,752
We did it!
Holy...

127
00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,621
[both laughing]

128
00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:08,422
Was I right about those
frequency tables or what?

129
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Absolutely!
And it is amazing.

130
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I just have this ability to flash
right on a word with only one or...

131
00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:17,031
two letters exposed,
and the entire phrase...

132
00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,764
it just comes
right into my mind.

133
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You know, I told you, as soon
as you know the puzzle...

134
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solve it, because, one bad
spin of that wheel and...

135
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[exclaims]

136
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But that's what we were watching
the show for all those weeks.

137
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I mean, I knew exactly how to
spin that wheel... You did, yeah!

138
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...to miss the bad spots.

139
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And I'm telling you, when I got in here
this morning and I spun that wheel...

140
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it felt exactly
as I imagined it.

141
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Hawaii, Murdock. Hawaii.

142
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How are you gonna
get me out of the Vet?

143
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I don't think
it'll be a problem.

144
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I mean, we've run out
of diseases, pal, you know?

145
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I got two weeks to come up
with something good.

146
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Believe me,
when that day comes...

147
00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:51,468
we are going
to be on that plane.

148
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We? What do you mean, "we"?

149
00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,469
We. Yeah. You and me, pal.

150
00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,010
Faceman...

151
00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,976
you know how I'm kind of
smitten on Jeni Beth...

152
00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,481
and I kind of...

153
00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,482
In my mind's eye,
I kind of saw...

154
00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:08,418
the two of us floating in the waters
of the deep blue Hawaiian sea.

155
00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,923
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute here.

156
00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,857
What about the old Faceman?

157
00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:16,623
I'm your constant companion!
Coach of the Year?

158
00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:19,563
Jeni Beth
is the most productive...

159
00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,499
dental hygienist
I've ever met.

160
00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:23,831
Sorry, Murdock, but...

161
00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:24,926
[chuckles]

162
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,268
No ticket, no scam.

163
00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,233
Hi.

164
00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:38,140
May I help you?

165
00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:41,612
Yes, I think you can,
Miss Pearlson.

166
00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,214
I'm looking
for a Mr. Murdock.

167
00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:46,081
Why aren't you
looking for me?

168
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,646
Well, see,
I'm in kind of a rush.

169
00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,852
See, I really
need Mr. Murdock.

170
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,622
He's due to show up at a
two-week research project...

171
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,789
at Point Dume
on delayed stress.

172
00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,331
It happens twice a year.

173
00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:01,765
Okay, let me check
the transfer forms.

174
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,268
Okay....

175
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:13,273
Ah, yes, here it is.
Can you believe it?

176
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:17,408
The paperwork is actually in sync.
Okay. Just a minute, please.

177
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:21,586
A gentleman is here
to pick up Mr. Murdock.

178
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,650
I'll take care of it.

179
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,522
So...

180
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:31,029
This is Nurse Dodd at the VA.

181
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,832
<i>You asked me to call if anyone
inquired about Mr. Murdock.</i>

182
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,335
Yes, yes. Thank you
for following up.

183
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:41,340
Another gentleman is here trying to
check Mr. Murdock out of the facility.

184
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,466
Thanks again for calling us.

185
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,509
You've done your country
a great service.

186
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,508
Can't you people
get coordinated?

187
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,610
An officer came by and
picked him up this morning.

188
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,246
This morning?
Of course.

189
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,814
They took him up to Harristown
where that general needs a kidney.

190
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,451
The general
who needs a kidney, huh?

191
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,454
Did the officer say...

192
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,795
how long it would take to put Mr.
Murdock's kidney into the general?

193
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,198
Two weeks.

194
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,567
He went without me!

195
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,119
(Lazarus) That's him. Let's
see where the rabbit runs.

196
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,925
(B.A.) Come on, come on, Walter.
Man, run!

197
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,621
Come on, Walter, run!

198
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,164
<i>(commentator)
...going the other way.</i>

199
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,857
<i>He changed directions
to the right side...</i>

200
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,196
Keep moving, Walter.
Run! Run!

201
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,862
Step on her! Move! Dodge!

202
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:48,840
<i>...turning back towards the middle, and
he's finally brought down for 85 yards.</i>

203
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:52,139
Whoa, whoa.
It's just me. Okay?

204
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,407
What're you doing sneaking up
on me, man, without knocking?

205
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,141
I live here, remember?

206
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,741
Where did Hannibal go?

207
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,618
He's gone. He told me to watch the
place while you were in Hawaii.

208
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:05,521
Great, I loan the apartment
to him, he loans it to you.

209
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:06,614
[TV stops blaring]
There.

210
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:07,784
I love your TV, Faceman.

211
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:08,884
[TV resumes blaring]

212
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,451
Uh-huh. You also love
my refrigerator.

213
00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:14,056
You owe me $400 for the groceries
you ate last time you were here.

214
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,965
That reminds me, man.
You're out of milk.

215
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,834
You never have enough milk.
Who drinks milk?

216
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,929
Where exactly did Hannibal go?

217
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:23,100
I don't know, man.
He left with these two chicks.

218
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,507
[hesitatingly]
Margie, Maggie, Linda...

219
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,205
Maggie and Lori?
Yeah, that's them.

220
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,304
The twins from 12?
The stewardesses?

221
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,849
So that's why
they was in uniform.

222
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,611
Oh, no. Well, when
will they be back?

223
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,780
Not for two weeks. He
went to Rio, man. Rio?

224
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,253
They went to...

225
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,813
Oh, great. That's just...

226
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,757
Well, did he leave
a telephone number?

227
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,693
I don't know.
Check by the telephone, man.

228
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,726
Oh, boy, I tell you,
if it's...

229
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:53,531
<i>[dial</i> tone humming]
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

230
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:57,001
He used my
Double Breath Gum stationary!

231
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,669
And I just had it made up.

232
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,940
Yeah, well, you see, I met
the twins in the elevator...

233
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,744
and I told them I was head
of an advertising company...

234
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,979
and we were looking for twins
for our commercials.

235
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,987
That means you be working for Hannibal,
'cause he already told them...

236
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,853
that he was the president
of the company.

237
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,859
Yes, <i>Hannibal Smith, please.
(female operator) Please wait.</i>

238
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:17,123
[stammering]
Yeah, yeah, I'll hold.

239
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,560
Boy, this is just peachy!
Murdock's missing...

240
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,364
Hannibal's 7,000 miles away
in Rio...

241
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,062
auditioning twins
for a gum commercial...

242
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,902
Hey, man, why ain't you in Hawaii? This
supposed to be your vacation week.

243
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,037
<i>Hello? (Face) Hannibal?</i>

244
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,013
Face! How's Hawaii?

245
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,175
I have no idea.
I'm standing right here...

246
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,912
<i>in my very own apartment.
What's the matter?</i>

247
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,513
See, I was supposed to check Murdock
out of the VA Hospital this morning...

248
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,354
so that we could go to Hawaii.

249
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,190
<i>When I got there,
he'd already gone.</i>

250
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,821
Maybe he double-crossed you and
went to Hawaii without you.

251
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,867
Well, nice talking to you. I'll talk
to you in a couple of weeks, Face.

252
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,527
No, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't hang up!

253
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,434
See, I'm a little confused
here, Hannibal.

254
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,939
You see, I thought it was you
that had sprung him out.

255
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,498
And, well, then I called
this girl Jeni Beth, and...

256
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,170
<i>Well, she's Murdock's
first choice for the trip.</i>

257
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:09,112
<i>The point is,
Jeni Beth was still at work.</i>

258
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:13,641
<i>Okay? Hannibal, I think
something is very wrong here.</i>

259
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:14,913
Perfect.

260
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,716
<i>What'?
Not you, Face, the twins.</i>

261
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,519
The twins are perfect.

262
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,492
Oh. Yeah, they'll be great
in the commercial.

263
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,426
Where does the hospital say
Murdock's gone?

264
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,725
Well, this battle-ax nurse
told me that...

265
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,098
<i>Murdock was donating a kidney
to a general in Harristown.</i>

266
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:32,798
Only, I called Harristown, and they
haven't even located a donor yet.

267
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:36,235
Well, maybe he redug the tunnel
and went under the wall.

268
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,106
<i>No, I don't think so.</i> I...

269
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:42,204
Look, I'm gonna run down all the airlines
and I'll call over at the game show.

270
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,808
Yeah, well, have B.A. call the hotel
that comps the Wheel <i>of</i> Fortune...

271
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,910
and see if he's checked in.
Yeah, good idea.

272
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,388
But if he doesn't show up, call me.
Sure.

273
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,585
You can always hurry back
for that big board meeting.

274
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:56,651
I'm Chairman of the board, remember?
I don't have to hurry back.

275
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,254
<i>Who could possibly forget?</i>

276
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,163
Hannibal, you are going
to pay for this one.

277
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,133
Oh, cheer up, Lieutenant.

278
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,630
<i>[commentator
continues chattering]</i>

279
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,273
B.A., do you...

280
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,571
think you could possibly get the
pigskins out of your head long enough...

281
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,806
to help me try
and locate Murdock?

282
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:16,314
If he didn't get on a plane
for Hawaii...

283
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,476
then where is the crazy fool?

284
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,486
I think he's coming to.

285
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,081
[sighing]

286
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,418
Welcome to Baraq, my friend.

287
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,122
Who are you? What's going on?

288
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,597
Call me Joshua.
Joshua what?

289
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,499
Just Joshua. That's all
you need to know.

290
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:45,041
This is Jeremy Woods.
Just out of chopper school.

291
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,512
You two share a common interest.
Did you kidnap him, too?

292
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,015
Hardly. Glad to meet
you, Captain Murdock.

293
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,552
We've been admiring your
flight record for some time.

294
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,111
Particularly your escape
flight from Hanoi in '69.

295
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,885
Who's been admiring my flight records?
We have.

296
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,393
The guys who pulled you out of
bed at 6:00 this morning...

297
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,919
and put you on a plane to South America
before the hospital staff could blink.

298
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,522
What are you gonna do?
Shoot me?

299
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,000
You know the CIA doesn't shoot anyone...
officially.

300
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,833
Listen, friend...

301
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,406
I know how the CIA works.

302
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:18,074
They have a more formal calling
card and introduction...

303
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,544
than "drug and run."

304
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,346
I used to work
for those dudes.

305
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,646
Once in December of 1967...

306
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,017
and again in the spring
of '72.

307
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,552
Agent Chaney
sends his regards.

308
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,824
Yeah? Well,
how is old Tim?

309
00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:39,091
You know he isn't named Tim.

310
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,968
Your country needs
your help, Mr. Murdock...

311
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,970
for a special assault team.

312
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,437
All-civilian operation.

313
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,498
So in case we're caught or killed, the
United States won't be accused...

314
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,943
of intervening in
the internal affairs of...

315
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,173
Baraq.

316
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,807
What do you know about the Hind A-10?
You mean that...

317
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,153
cast-iron Russian
bag of bolts...

318
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,781
that has,
or has reported to have...

319
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,985
the most sophisticated radar
in the world?

320
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:11,155
I told you he kept up on these things.
What's it doing in Baraq?

321
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,491
Apparently, the Russians have brought
two into the Western Hemisphere.

322
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:18,537
Our boys captured one in
Curaguay about a month ago...

323
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,403
and this is the other one. This
is all very educational...

324
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:22,702
but what do you want me for?

325
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,335
You're gonna teach Jeremy here
how to fly it.

326
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,440
Welcome back to the service,
Captain Murdock.

327
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,382
Sorry we couldn't be more formal,
give you time to pack and all that.

328
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:35,477
You're gonna have a little bit more
trouble than finding me new clothes.

329
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,615
Oh, don't worry about the hospital.
That's all taken care of.

330
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:42,354
Well, it's not the hospital people
you're gonna have to worry about.

331
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:46,797
Listen, B.A., the airline has no record
of Murdock getting on a flight to Hawaii.

332
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,894
Yeah, so I'm heading your way.
Right.

333
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,076
[tires screeching]

334
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,398
You want directions
to the freeway, right?

335
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:32,967
(B.A.)
Excuse me.

336
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,207
Do you have a patient here
by the name of H.M. Murdock?

337
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,044
Yes. What do you want?

338
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,050
<i>I'm from the Wheel of Fortune.
Oh, yes.</i>

339
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,553
We heard about his little
television appearance.

340
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,918
What do you want with him now?
I'm one of his prizes.

341
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,081
Excuse me?

342
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,286
I'm part of his fantasy weekend.
Just what exactly do you do?

343
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,795
It's my hands.
lam Mr. Masseuse...

344
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,127
and this guy Murdock,
he won a deluxe massage...

345
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,996
for himself
and six of his best friends.

346
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,126
He's not here and he won't
be back for two weeks.

347
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:59,261
How about you, mama? Your
neck looks a little stiff.

348
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,807
No, thank you. Now, good day.

349
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,575
[clattering]

350
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,684
<i>(Lazarus)</i> Bach's Stereo.
This is Nurse Dodd again.

351
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,783
Another man came in
looking for Mr. Murdock.

352
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,055
<i>He was from that game show.</i>

353
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:26,826
<i>Thanks again for calling us, Nurse Dodd.
Glad to</i> do <i>my duty.</i>

354
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,524
Bach's Stereo.

355
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,050
Henderson.

356
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,786
[horn blaring]

357
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:16,611
I had a feeling
that was you at the door.

358
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,140
(B.A.)
Hey, Face, where's Murdock?

359
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,310
I have no idea.

360
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,444
You guys are in big trouble
with the government.

361
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,785
Yeah, yeah, we know.
Now, where's our other friend?

362
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:50,140
Just beyond that gate, behind
those rocks, is the target.

363
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:53,716
Camouflaged facility
for the Hind Mil A-10.

364
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,946
Let me make this
as clear as possible.

365
00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,652
Once we get in there, the only
way out alive is to fly out.

366
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,991
[chuckling] And to think
I could be in Hawaii.

367
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,523
We go as soon as I change.

368
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,013
How good's his Russian?

369
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,279
He's a man of many talents.

370
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,444
[grunts]

371
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,113
[in English]
Matches?

372
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:04,055
[guns firing]

373
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:54,628
[grunts]

374
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,261
Come on.

375
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,171
Totally awesome.
Look at this radio.

376
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,480
Wonder which one of these switches
turns on the windshield wipers, huh?

377
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,077
Let's move it.

378
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,979
[engine whirring]

379
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:03,905
I'm telling you
something, man...

380
00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:06,410
this baby's got about a
5,000-foot-per-minute climb on it.

381
00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:07,570
Amazing.

382
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:10,741
And this stick! She feels like she's
stuck in jelly, she's so smooth.

383
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,353
Can I give it a try?
Soon, soon.

384
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:19,421
You know, he's a quick study here. I
think about an hour of instruction...

385
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:22,586
this boy here is going to
be able to fly this sucker.

386
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:23,787
Very good, Captain.

387
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:26,388
You know, if we were aboveground,
I'd put you in for a medal.

388
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,958
Yeah, well, I'll settle for a
lift to Waikiki. How's that?

389
00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:32,299
How about the firepower?
Go for it.

390
00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:33,599
All right.

391
00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,002
All right.
I've got a target in sight.

392
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:46,142
Heat sensors, audio indicators
tell me that it's unoccupied.

393
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,545
Give it a shot.

394
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,100
Off course, sir, headed
toward restricted area.

395
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,007
Veer back to course, Captain. We
don't want to stray over the border.

396
00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:18,182
Back to course, Captain.

397
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,155
(Joshua)
Back to course. Now!

398
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:31,118
Baraq, huh?

399
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,354
Looks like Las Vegas to me.

400
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,295
(Murdock) So you think
you're gonna knock over...

401
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,807
a casino with that thing?

402
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:46,333
The world's going to think that you
knocked over a casino with that thing.

403
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:52,012
They meet at 10:00. Are we
ready to roll? All set.

404
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,676
You think you can
control that thing?

405
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:55,777
Hey, I can get us to the
Silver Horse Hotel and back.

406
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:57,288
I'm already
as good as this guy.

407
00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:59,551
In your dreams, rookie.

408
00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,622
We don't need this clown. Let's
just waste him right here.

409
00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:05,754
You better be looking after
that tail rotor, boy.

410
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:08,060
You remember what the Russian label
is for "crosswind indicator"...

411
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,123
boy?

412
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,259
Easy, kid, he's just
trying to psyche you out.

413
00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:13,369
It's a lot of car, boy.

414
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,099
Yeah, but I know
what I'm doing.

415
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,608
[laughing]
My best student.

416
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,507
Too bad
his teacher's gonna die.

417
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,343
You see, after we get the
cash, you crash and burn.

418
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,973
That's why
I don't want to shoot you.

419
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:27,451
The scenario works better without
any bullets in your body.

420
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:30,887
"Crazed Vet Cops
Commie Chopper, Conks Casino."

421
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:33,591
[chuckling] That's gonna
look great in the tabloids.

422
00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:37,123
That's too much alliteration. You know,
you begin to give me a headache.

423
00:26:37,195 --> 00:26:38,822
It'll play great in print.
See...

424
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:41,127
the government captures this
chopper down in Curaguay...

425
00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:43,224
and they bring it here
to the Nevada desert...

426
00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:46,566
and you come along and steal it from the
Americans and use it for a casino heist.

427
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:49,164
You know, I was actually
assigned to guard the thing.

428
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:53,143
That's how I gained computer access to
your previous adventures with the CIA.

429
00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:56,078
You got all your bases
covered, right, Josh?

430
00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:57,546
You know it.

431
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,020
We'll be back to get you
for the big party.

432
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:07,451
Relax and enjoy
your last hours.

433
00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:24,439
[gasping]

434
00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:29,937
[inhaling]

435
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,372
[grunts]

436
00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:37,320
[helicopter engine starting]

437
00:27:53,905 --> 00:27:56,033
Burn, you sucker! Burn.

438
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:02,473
[grunting]

439
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:06,540
[exclaims]

440
00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:22,065
Mr. Stein, good morning, Sir. Here
are the figures for the drop.

441
00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:24,727
<i>(Avery) Up 12% from the
same week last year.</i>

442
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,168
<i>(Stein)
You would never think...</i>

443
00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,103
that a man who makes
lions disappear...

444
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,937
could fill a showroom like
that night after night.

445
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:31,032
This is great,
really great.

446
00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,669
I think that the new sports book
is raising the average, too.

447
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,908
Yeah. Now, if they could
only play football year round.

448
00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:39,674
Security's got another
rumbling about a heist.

449
00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:42,186
<i>Do you know when that transfer's due today?
(Stein) At 4:40.</i>

450
00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,312
Floating a rumor
about a heist was brilliant.

451
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,653
...and the Air Express
is ready to go on, then?

452
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,592
It's gonna take off right on
schedule with a dummy load. Okay.

453
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,288
Oh, the armored car.

454
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,297
Armored car and two sedans
will form a convoy.

455
00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:56,527
<i>(Avery) They'll take the money
straight from our cages...</i>

456
00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:58,695
<i>to the Federal Reserve in Los
Angeles without stopping.</i>

457
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,169
How much is the drop?

458
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,672
$2.2 million.

459
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,337
That's not bad.

460
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:06,275
Not bad at all for a kid from
Fairfax Avenue. Thank you, Howard.

461
00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:07,641
Yes, sir.

462
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,516
I knew they'd
change their plans.

463
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:15,147
This thing
against an armored car?

464
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:16,210
[laughing]

465
00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:59,756
I think it's about
three miles from here.

466
00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:02,391
We gotta pray that Murdock
finds a way to contact us.

467
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,525
Yeah.

468
00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:08,061
Boy, I should be sitting on a beach
in Hawaii sucking on a Mai Tai.

469
00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,369
[exclaiming]

470
00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:45,406
Thank you so much.

471
00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:48,070
I can't tell you
what this means to me.

472
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:50,873
Sorry, I don't pick up
hitchhikers.

473
00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:53,350
This is a matter
of life and death.

474
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,011
I've got to get to a phone.
Really.

475
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:57,054
I don't think
we're going anywhere.

476
00:30:57,121 --> 00:30:58,350
What the...
Oh...

477
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,423
Where's your...
Right here.

478
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:02,483
[steam hissing]

479
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,584
[woman exclaims]

480
00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:04,719
Look, I'll tell you what.

481
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,286
You give me a crack
at this baby...

482
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,731
and if I get it rolling again,
you just take me to a phone.

483
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,995
How about it?
Well...

484
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:11,433
Please.

485
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:15,202
Well, okay.
Murdock. H.M. Murdock.

486
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,207
Jody Joy.
Jody... Jody Joy?

487
00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:19,573
You like it?
I'm on my way to Vegas.

488
00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,806
I got a job in the line
at the Tropicana.

489
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,575
You're gonna be a chorus girl?
Yes.

490
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,379
It's like the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.

491
00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:28,977
Well, congratulations, baby.
Thanks.

492
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,254
You know, you look familiar.

493
00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:34,815
I've seen you somewhere before.
No, I don't think so.

494
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,657
Did you ever work
at the Magic Castle?

495
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,026
Nope. But I think
I found our problem.

496
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,456
It's a broken fan belt.

497
00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:43,061
I know.

498
00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:45,163
If I could...

499
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:47,068
No, that's not
going to work.

500
00:31:47,138 --> 00:31:48,902
Give me your stockings.

501
00:31:49,874 --> 00:31:53,674
Oh, the elasticity. They have
an elasticity to it. I can...

502
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,043
Police do it all the time.
You tie...

503
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:57,604
Okay.
See, I...

504
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,608
I feel really silly.
I mean, I know I...

505
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:03,154
[stammering]
You meet a strange man...

506
00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,918
That sounds terrible. You meet
a strange man in the desert...

507
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:08,960
and the first thing he does is ask
you to give him your stockings.

508
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:12,361
But I'm telling you, I wouldn't be asking
you if this wasn't the only way...

509
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,194
to get this car moving again.
I mean...

510
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:17,963
when you're in situations like this, you
have to come up with bizarre and creative--

511
00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:19,265
Oh, thank you.

512
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,100
I know.
I know where I saw you.

513
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,232
You were on the Wheel <i>of</i>
Fortune the other day!

514
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:26,801
Did you see that?
You won the trip to Hawaii.

515
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,308
You should be in Hawaii.
I know. Tell me about it.

516
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:33,078
It was amazing. I've never seen
anybody solve the puzzles so quick.

517
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,817
It was nothing, really.

518
00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:38,077
Meeting you...

519
00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:41,023
is like the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.

520
00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:42,321
[laughs]

521
00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,059
All right.

522
00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:58,036
He's gone!
Keep the radio open.

523
00:32:58,109 --> 00:33:00,203
(Jeremy) He'd have to cross all
the way to the highway on foot.

524
00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:02,269
If he caught a ride,
where's the nearest phone?

525
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:05,339
The only place for 30 miles is
that dive at Cross Creek Road.

526
00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:10,879
[helicopter engine whining]

527
00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,958
My real name
is Jody Kleinman...

528
00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:18,962
but I changed it
when I went to work for Morty.

529
00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:20,794
The magician?
Yeah.

530
00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:23,061
Morty the Magnificent.

531
00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:25,024
Ah! Civilization.

532
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,405
Well, thanks for giving me
a lift, honey.

533
00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:40,543
Does this mean you're saying good bye?
I'm afraid so.

534
00:33:40,618 --> 00:33:42,245
Well, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

535
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,381
I could give you
a lift into Vegas.

536
00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:48,225
Just let me go in and fix my face.
Listen...

537
00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:52,123
thanks, honey, but I might be meeting some
people here that you're not going to like.

538
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,960
Well, good luck.

539
00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:57,994
Good luck to you, too.
And break a leg and all that.

540
00:33:58,136 --> 00:33:59,570
Thanks. But...

541
00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:07,067
<i>[phone ringing]</i>

542
00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:09,572
Lou's Delivery.

543
00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:11,511
Faceman, it's me.
Where's Hannibal?

544
00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:13,641
Never mind that. Where are you?
Are you all right?

545
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,550
Not so good.
I need to see you real quick.

546
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:19,318
I'm at a roadside diner called
Jeffrey's Jamboree on...

547
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:21,049
Cross Creek Road.
It's about...

548
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,992
12 miles outside of Vegas
on the California side.

549
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,430
Yeah, we just passed it. We're about
10 minutes away. We'll be there.

550
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,720
[people chattering]

551
00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:08,464
[door closing]

552
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,765
[door creaking]

553
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:45,105
I'm so glad you're back.

554
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:47,338
This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.

555
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,017
Do you mind if I drive? No,
as long as you're careful.

556
00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:57,985
[powerful engine revving]

557
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,349
[Jody exclaiming]

558
00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:30,818
[tires screeching]

559
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:38,886
[gun firing]

560
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,001
Get down!

561
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:50,836
What's going on?

562
00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:53,969
They'll do anything to keep me from
getting back on the Wheel <i>of</i> Fortune.

563
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,308
Now watch out!

564
00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:06,946
That was great!
I mean, that was amazing!

565
00:37:07,024 --> 00:37:09,789
The most exciting thing that
ever happened to you, huh?

566
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,055
Yeah!

567
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,695
[helicopter whirring]

568
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,488
He sure is a popular fellow.

569
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:41,389
They been people in here
looking for him all day.

570
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:44,588
Last we seen him was back
there in the ladies' room.

571
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,695
Thank you, Amelia.
Okay.

572
00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:13,080
Mirror signal.
Mmm-hmm.

573
00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:15,592
I haven't seen that
since Saigon.

574
00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:17,857
Well. Shall we?

575
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:45,687
Do we really have to make this trip?
Of course.

576
00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:48,623
After we get the cash, the chopper,
the money, and the lunatic...

577
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,889
that's you,
have to crash and burn.

578
00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:52,960
Dead crime,
dead criminal, right?

579
00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:56,693
That's the beauty of it. Nobody
will be looking for the money.

580
00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:59,099
They'll think
it all burned up.

581
00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:04,138
Miss Joy, I'm sorry
you had to be a part of this.

582
00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:07,907
But you shouldn't pick up
hitchhikers.

583
00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:12,549
I want you to know one thing. I
don't blame you at all for this.

584
00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:16,051
You're some kind of girl,
Jody Joy. Some kind of girl.

585
00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:22,090
(Face)
Jack Stein?

586
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,995
What are you guys doing? What are
you barging in here like this?

587
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:27,190
Your drop's
about to be hit.

588
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,761
You guys are making
a big mistake here.

589
00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:31,199
We telling you
the truth, Jack.

590
00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:35,068
Well, if they want to hit the
plane, I say, you know, let them.

591
00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:37,574
But you boys are the ones
in real trouble here.

592
00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:39,003
[cocking gun]

593
00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:43,903
Huh.

594
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,681
Right on schedule.

595
00:39:58,129 --> 00:39:59,927
This is gonna be fun.

596
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:37,190
[machine gun firing]

597
00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:42,670
[machine gun firing]

598
00:41:30,888 --> 00:41:33,186
They say this thing can pull
a tank out of a mud hole.

599
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:35,521
They should thank us
for field-testing it.

600
00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:01,277
Jack Stein sends his best.

601
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,147
Ta-da!
How did you do that?

602
00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:08,207
We used to do it all the time when I
worked for Morty the Magnificent.

603
00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:12,051
The trick is in flexing your wrists while
the guy from the audience is tying you up.

604
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:15,720
We used to practice it all the time.
Morty loved to tie me up.

605
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:17,386
I bet he did.

606
00:43:23,634 --> 00:43:26,160
Murdock, are you all right?
Oh.

607
00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:29,799
I guess you are.

608
00:43:32,843 --> 00:43:34,208
You know what?

609
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,679
That's the most exciting thing
that ever happened to me.

610
00:43:41,318 --> 00:43:43,150
[audience applauding]

611
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,184
(Pat) All right, H.M., you're
playing for the truck.

612
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,521
We need five consonants
and one vowel.

613
00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,687
T.
That's one.

614
00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:54,424
S.
Two.

615
00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:56,259
L.
Three.

616
00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,335
C.
Four.

617
00:43:58,402 --> 00:44:00,234
And D.
And a vowel, please?

618
00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:02,599
Give me an E, please.
All right.

619
00:44:02,673 --> 00:44:05,699
Vanna White will turn the
letters you have found now.

620
00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:08,143
This is a place.

621
00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:09,976
It's for the truck.

622
00:44:10,881 --> 00:44:13,350
You have 15 seconds.
Good luck.

623
00:44:14,718 --> 00:44:19,622
[timer beeping]

624
00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:28,931
"South America."
That's it! Yes!

625
00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:31,497
[audience cheering]

626
00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:32,558
That's amazing!

627
00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:35,869
"South America."
Congratulations. Wow!

628
00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:37,733
That's wonderful.

629
00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:40,607
You know, there was some talk that you
might not even be able to make it back...

630
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,375
for our Championship playoffs. No, no
way, I wasn't going to miss this one.

631
00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:45,313
Yeah. What have you been doing
with yourself the past few days?

632
00:44:45,382 --> 00:44:47,077
Actually, it's been very
quiet, uneventful, really.

633
00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:48,983
Probably nothing as exciting
as around here, huh?

634
00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:50,543
No way.
You've been a super player.

635
00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:54,216
How in the world did you get South
America with just four letters up there?

636
00:44:54,291 --> 00:44:56,851
I always wanted to go there.
Well, congratulations again.

637
00:44:56,927 --> 00:45:00,830
Let me get this mike off and we'll go look
at your truck. Nice going, H.M. Over you go.

638
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,797
[audience cheering]

639
00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:17,906
Oh, my God!
Hawaii, Murdock!

640
00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:20,544
Hawaii!
Yeah, Hawaii.

641
00:45:20,617 --> 00:45:22,312
I wanted to talk to you
about Hawaii.

642
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:25,083
You're not gonna start with that
Jeni Beth stuff again, are you?

643
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:27,681
No, no. I'm not taking
Jeni Beth. I'm taking--

644
00:45:27,758 --> 00:45:30,159
That was pretty exciting!
What did you think?

645
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,753
Nothing compared
to you and me in Hawaii!

646
00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:35,731
Hawaii! I have never been to Hawaii.
I've dreamed about it.

647
00:45:35,799 --> 00:45:37,699
Me, too! Scuba diving.... You're
gonna teach me to scuba dive?

648
00:45:37,768 --> 00:45:39,031
Scuba diving,
and Mai Tais. Hula!

649
00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:41,367
Abalone? You gonna teach me
to get abalone off the rocks?

650
00:45:41,438 --> 00:45:43,270
We can go helicopter riding.

651
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:44,865
[both chattering]