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(male narrator) In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime
they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles
underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire
the A-Team.
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[gun firing]
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(Hannibal)
This is the big surprise?
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(Face)
Isn't it fantastic?
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Lunch at
the Beverly Bay Club.
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It's Friday, Face.
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Fridays I sneak into Paramount
and try to hustle...
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a job out of
a casting director or two.
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Yeah, well, your sneaking
days are over, Hannibal.
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'Cause Templeton Peck
is moving up in society.
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[sighing]
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Here you go.
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Well, I'll just leave
the keys in the car.
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I still don't see how this is going
to turn my acting career around.
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Hannibal, you can meet
more producers here...
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at one lunch than you can in a whole
year of sneaking onto studio lots.
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This is the lunch spot
in Beverly Hills, you know.
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For instance, Jeff Sikorsky...
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Head of Bi-Star Productions?
...has lunch here every Friday.
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Just like clockwork. Always
orders tuna fish and milk.
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Now wait a minute, this is a
very exclusive club, Face.
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What are you?
Their token fugitive?
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Look, I always wanted
to be a member of this place.
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Well, I started putting in
applications before I went to Nam.
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In fact, I patterned the DMZ
Racquet Club after this place.
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Yes, right down to the sauna
and the men's locker room.
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(Face)
Ah, Mr. LeCraw.
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Listen, I want you to meet a very
good friend of mine, Hannibal Smith.
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How do you do?
How do you do?
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Listen, Chuck,
I want to thank you...
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and the membership committee
again for all you've done.
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Well, it was a very close vote, Mr.
Hemmings, but you are in.
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And I couldn't be
more pleased.
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[chuckling]
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There is still the two-month
trial period, you understand.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes,
I'm behind you 100% on that.
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We can't be too careful over who we
grant membership into a club like this.
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Although, personally, I don't
even see why we need two months.
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I mean, I can spot the riffraff
in two days, for crying out loud.
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[laughing]
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Goodbye.
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[sighing] Mr. Hemmings, this club
is going to cost you a fortune.
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Yes, well, obviously,
my background wouldn't fly.
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Ashley Hemmings, on the other
hand, prepped at Westminster...
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yes, and then went on to Yale.
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Yes, captain
of the rowing team.
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[sighing] Center-midfielder on
the lacrosse team, you know.
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Corporate attorney in Century City,
with a second house in Newport Beach.
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Can't wait to see his yacht.
Plane. He flies a plane.
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Took me two months
to create this guy.
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You know, bank records, credit
ratings, driver's license--
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Madras shirt,
argyle socks.
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Ha-ha!
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[birds chirping]
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[golf club swishing]
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Two for lunch, Mr...
Hemmings.
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This way.
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Face, are you sure you're
gonna be comfortable...
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being a member
of this club?
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Hannibal, this is my chance
to be part of the upper crust.
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[people chattering]
Thank you.
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Which, of course,
is where I belong.
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But it's Ashley Hemmings
who's being...
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part of the upper crust,
not Templeton Peck.
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Well, look, I just wanna
go legit, Hannibal.
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Now, I don't want
to end up in prison.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Jeff Sikorsky,
last table on the left.
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One of the key movers and
shakers in Hollywood.
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Of course, here, he's just
another member of the club.
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I'm not sure about this, Face.
Ashley. I'm Ashley Hemmings.
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Funny, you're a dead ringer
for Templeton Peck.
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What are you doing at my club?
I'm a guest of Dr. Richter.
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Your psychiatrist brings you
to his country club?
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Every Friday.
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Yes, doubles in the morning,
and a session at lunch.
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You see, exercise, it frees up
those associative blockers.
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Well, do me a favor, Murdock.
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I'm Ashley Hemmings,
and you don't know me.
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Oh, what a shame.
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I mean, the value of a place like this
is getting to know the right people.
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Oh, the doctor's in the locker room.
I'll sign the check.
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That's fine, Mr. Murdock.
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The man is signing checks.
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(Murdock) There you go.
See you next Friday.
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I'll be here.
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[giggling]
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I can't even sign checks
for two more months.
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You know, Hannibal, you really
should try the hot pecan pie.
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(Murdock)
Simply scrumptious.
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[groans]
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(Face)
Oh, here he comes.
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Keep ii LIP-
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[chuckling]
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Jeff, how's the fish?
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Hey, how's the backhand?
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[laughing]
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Jeff, Jeff Sikorsky, I'd like you to
meet a dear, dear friend of mine.
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Hannibal Smith. Jeff Sikorsky.
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How do you do, Mr. Sikorsky?
Oh, please, Jeff.
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"Hannibal Smith."
What a great name.
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Hannibal is a very fine actor.
He's just in from New York.
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Really? You should shoot
your résumé over to my office.
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Mark it personal and confidential.
I'll do that, Jeff.
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Does that put me in
for the 10%, Jeff?
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[laughs raucously]
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Means that you can add it
to my tennis losses, H.M.
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Listen, I've gotta run. It's
nice meeting you, Hannibal.
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Same, Jeff. Take care.
Bye.
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[sighing]
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Well, thanks
for the intro.
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You told him not to
know you, remember?
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You're palling around
with Jeff Sikorsky?
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Great exec,
lousy tennis player.
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Dr. Richter and I are cleaning
his clock at doubles.
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Oh, I don't
believe this.
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(Mrs. Prescott) There you are, Ashley.
Oh, no.
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I just had to stop by and tell you
that my daughter Adrian is here today.
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Really?
Oh, really.
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She's playing
the front nine.
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She'll probably be making the
clubhouse turn at any minute.
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So, why don't we go down there and
I will finally introduce you?
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Well, see, I'm sort of
busy here, Mrs. Prescott.
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Oh, that's okay, Ash,
you go ahead. I'll be fine.
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Oh.
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Then it's all settled.
See you down there.
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[sighing]
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Thanks. Boy, is this lunch
turning south.
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Oh, Face, the real benefit of a club like
this is getting to know the right people.
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Oh, Hannibal, please, this
daughter's gotta be a real woofer.
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[birds chirping]
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Well, you're the caddy, it's
your job to mark the lie.
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Okay.
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I found it.
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(Adrian)
Give it to me.
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[giggling]
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[laughing]
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What the heck is this?
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It's a golf bag. Who would put
a golf bag in the middle of--
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Forget the bag.
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Adrian.
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Adrian, we can't keep
sneaking around like this.
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Don't you think we should
tell your mother about us?
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No. Absolutely not.
She'd never understand.
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Now shut up
and kiss me.
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Adrian is always off in the rough.
She has a terrible slice.
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And maybe
you could correct that.
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Yeah, look, maybe we should do this
another time. Oh, don't be silly. Adrian!
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Oh, my gosh. It's my mother.
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Where are you, dear?
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Mother, what are you
doing here?
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So, this is your-- You were
due back 20 minutes ago.
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Now, I could see
your bag from the patio.
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So I just decided
that we would surprise you.
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I hate surprises.
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This is Ashley Hemmings.
Ashley is an attorney.
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Another surprise?
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Yes, how do you do?
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Excuse me,
mind if we play through?
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Go ahead! Come on, Mother,
I'm through for the day.
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[leaves rustling]
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There's a slice
worse than yours, dear.
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Oh, Adrian, perhaps we should
give the gentleman a ride.
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We don't pick up
hitchhikers.
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[exclaims]
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I thought you two
should meet.
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You know, we have an extra
ticket to the roast tomorrow.
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Mother, I told you, I'm busy tomorrow.
Don't be rude, dear.
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Rude is trying to marry me
off on the ninth fairway.
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Hey, he found our bag.
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Hey, you, with the bag!
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Keep driving, girls.
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Tennis courts are nightlit. There's
an extra putting green there.
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That's the front nine, and that's
Faceman chasing someone into the rough.
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No shooting
in the rough.
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[gun firing]
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Let's get out of here.
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Wait for me, guys!
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[gun firing]
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(Face) Try to stay off
the fairway, okay,guys?
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Move it out of here!
Come on!
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(Face)
Oh, no.
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(Face)
Fore!
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(Face)
Playing through!
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(Face)
Oh, no, not on the green!
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Well...
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Chuck LeCraw
is gonna love this.
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(Chuck) You have been a
member for a week...
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and we find your golf cart
upside down on the eighth green.
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On a green, yet!
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Chuck, listen, I'm really
very sorry about all this...
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but those two players
were shooting at that caddy.
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What two players? The two players
that jumped over the wall.
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Mr. Hemmings, our members usually
leave the club through the lobby.
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Well, I don't think these guys
were members. See, they had guns.
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Oh.
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Well, Andy Brumby, who was
crouched for a putt on seven...
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says you
had the gun.
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Me? A gun?
Mmm.
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Look, according to
the starter's sheet...
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those players were signed in as
guests of a Mr. Bob McKeever.
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(Chuck) He claims these
men were brought...
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into the club by you,
Mr. McKeever.
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Chuck, I didn't have any guests today.
Somebody must have signed my name.
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And I thought
we had a rule...
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about guests signing in with
members present and all that.
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You're absolutely
right, Bob.
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Besides, my guests keep their
firearms mounted on the wall.
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[all laughing]
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Gin.
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Super.
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Well, boys, that's it.
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62, 25 for gin is 87.
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Plus the four that you lost
when he knocked.
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Well, let's see,
that makes $10 a point and--
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$1,862.
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How did you do that? Oh, well,
it's just a talent I have.
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Well, sorry
to bother you, Bob.
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(McKeever)
No bother.
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I'm on probation.
Can you believe that?
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(Hannibal)
I'm sorry, Face.
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Face?
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Hannibal? Ash.
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Look, who are you?
What's going on?
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We're the guys who know what
you were doing in the rough...
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with a caddy
named Frank Pallotta.
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So?
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So? Honey, the guys
with the guns...
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were trying to kill
that caddy friend of yours.
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00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,271
We can't have things like that going
on at the country club, now, can we?
241
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,035
If I were you,
I'd tell us where he is.
242
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:13,568
Otherwise you may wind up explaining
that to your mother at his funeral.
243
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,344
All right, let's go.
244
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,575
[snorts]
Attorney, huh?
245
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,243
(Landrum)
For you, Bob.
246
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:24,953
Excuse me.
247
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,048
Yeah.
248
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,593
Any luck?
Yeah, we got an address...
249
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,025
on that caddy
that grabbed the bag.
250
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,421
Good.
251
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:34,023
Now you go over there
and terminate the deal.
252
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,430
You sure?
Absolutely.
253
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,671
But make sure you get a refund first.
Yes, sir.
254
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,233
Oh, and there's a new member
here named Ashley Hemmings.
255
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,107
I think you may have run
into him on the golf course.
256
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,872
I think that you may wanna
take the time to meet him.
257
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,937
Yes, sir.
258
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,375
Right.
259
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,516
Vice presidents.
260
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,680
You gotta remind them every
day how to conduct business.
261
00:15:58,557 --> 00:15:58,853
[knocking at door]
262
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,656
(Adrian)
Frank, are you home?
263
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,735
(Hannibal) Looks like we're not
the only ones on his trail.
264
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,303
Face, you and Adrian
check the bedroom.
265
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,445
[birds chirping]
266
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,217
Hold it, kid!
267
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,286
I don't have it. Look, I'm
telling you, I don't have it!
268
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,593
Relax, man, your
girlfriend wanna see you.
269
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,866
A golf bag filled with money?
270
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,099
That must have been the reason
they were chasing me.
271
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:52,443
This bag was packed solid
full of cash, $100 bills.
272
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,774
The golf bag.
273
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,003
What do you think, Face?
What would it hold?
274
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,181
Well, a golf bag's
about three feet high...
275
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:02,050
and let's say, oh,
16 inches in diameter...
276
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:05,284
and then there's those little side pockets
where you keep the balls and tees, and...
277
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,689
Yeah, see, each packet
is $10,000..
278
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,730
So, I'd say you could stuff
about $2 million in there...
279
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,855
and still have room
for a couple of golf clubs.
280
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,324
Where's the bag?
281
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,165
Well, I stashed it in the rough
when I jumped over the wall.
282
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,068
The thing was really
slowing me down.
283
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,232
You left $2 million
in the woods?
284
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,637
Money isn't everything,
Adrian.
285
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,609
But it ain't nothing. Let's get
that bag before somebody else does.
286
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,105
You locate that caddy?
287
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,214
We tore his place up.
No bag, no caddy--
288
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,246
Find the caddy and make him
take you to the bag.
289
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,385
That means coming
back to the club.
290
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,285
You come on back,
I'll arrange cover for you.
291
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,559
Tell Yelvington to go back to the airport.
We don't want to raise any eyebrows.
292
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:41,955
Yes, sir.
293
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,361
(Frank)
I think I ran over that way.
294
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,500
Bingo.
295
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,211
Oh, yes.
296
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,285
Take a look.
297
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:13,815
[chuckles]
298
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,326
Funny money.
299
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,619
It's counterfeit?
Just paper.
300
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:21,756
So, we got a bag
full of counterfeit dough...
301
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,826
and two hook-nosed golfers
trying to pick it up.
302
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,735
Those thugs were signed in
with McKeever...
303
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,933
whose guests
don't carry guns...
304
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,738
but nonetheless were shooting
at our boy Frank here.
305
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,369
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
306
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,142
You just can't waltz
into the Beverly Bay...
307
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,240
and sign in
as a guest of a member.
308
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,342
Nay, they watch this place
pretty close.
309
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,648
Good point, Murdock.
310
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,380
What does this guy McKeever
do for a living?
311
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,288
He's the president
of Merchant Security Bank.
312
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,417
I love it.
313
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:52,089
I knew it, I knew it. All
these rich folks are crooks.
314
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:55,130
That is a gross
generalization...
315
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,760
when applied to an entire
sociological target group.
316
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:58,997
Yeah, but it's true.
317
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,061
[scoffs]
318
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,732
Come on,
I wanna meet this guy.
319
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,911
Why do we have to
hide it here?
320
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,314
Because we have to
get to it quickly.
321
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,018
This is just temporary.
322
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,112
I'm doomed. I'll never
get off probation now.
323
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,288
I can say I "was" a member
of Beverly Bay Club.
324
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:21,682
Yeah, for a week.
325
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,557
All right, we got a bag of
funny money and a banker.
326
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,326
Now, what else do we know
about McKeever?
327
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,369
He plays gin for $10 a point.
Golf, too.
328
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,931
I've heard talk around the club
about his game. It's high stakes.
329
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,066
I think McKeever's handicap
is about an eight.
330
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,300
Hmm.
331
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:41,813
A gambler. I bet the guy
just hates to lose. Okay.
332
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,577
We'll get him
in a golf game.
333
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,585
Face, you and Murdock get rid of whomever
he's supposed to play with today.
334
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:51,021
Well, how do you propose
to meet McKeever?
335
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,621
Well, we're all members of
the same club, right, Face?
336
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,183
[stammering]
337
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,358
No! We're...
338
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,571
How you doing,
sweetheart?
339
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,041
Nice to see you all.
340
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:14,602
Well, my goodness, you really
like those walnuts, don't you?
341
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,409
[laughing]
Oh, I love them.
342
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,950
They're full of vitamins,
minerals, linoleic acid.
343
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,050
That's what I keep
telling the little missus.
344
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,848
Bob McKeever.
Hannibal Smith.
345
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,754
You know, I found a great way
to get rid of the shells.
346
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:29,852
Yeah? What's that?
I just started tossing them.
347
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:35,196
I can sit on my back porch and
throw them 30 yards into my lake.
348
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:39,500
Impossible. Too light. No, all you
have to do is work on your throw.
349
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,366
See, you start
with a whole nut.
350
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,399
Then you get down, you can
pitch those shells a mile.
351
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:47,002
It's like working out
with a medicine ball.
352
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:50,038
How far would you say it is
to the ninth tee over there?
353
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,144
Fifty, sixty yards.
354
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:55,810
I can toss a walnut over that tee.
Impossible. Too light.
355
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:56,945
For $100?
356
00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,515
Are you trying to hustle me, Mr.
Smith? No.
357
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,855
For nothing. Gentlemen's bet.
What do you say, Bob?
358
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,057
$500 says you can't pitch it
over the ninth tee.
359
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,498
$500? That's kind of steep.
360
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,593
Come on, it's action. No fun
if there's no risk, hmm?
361
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:15,832
Okay.
362
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,153
You play golf?
Sure.
363
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,392
Want a chance to win your money back?
You bet I do.
364
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,987
Yep, we've got to
play someday.
365
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:42,190
It's too bad that
I've got a partner today.
366
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,793
There you are.
Five Ben Franklins.
367
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,204
I'll see you.
You bet.
368
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:55,040
Gluing that ball bearing in
that walnut shell was perfect.
369
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,205
Go to work
on the golf balls.
370
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,949
It's gonna be good,
Hannibal.
371
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:01,415
[chortling]
372
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:06,582
Pretty good,
pretty good.
373
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,593
All right, once again, now. Don't break
the wrist. Keep it down like this.
374
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,993
Nice and tight.
Jimmy, listen...
375
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,959
My favorite grip.
376
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:17,701
All right, listen, I'm looking
for Bob McKeever's golf partner.
377
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,100
Yeah, I just
met the gentleman.
378
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,265
He's over there, putting
his clubs in the cart.
379
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,830
Thanks.
You got it.
380
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,340
Unbelievable.
381
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:33,444
Of all the country clubs
in Los Angeles...
382
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,284
General Fulbright has to be
a member of my club.
383
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,916
Face, you're gonna to have to get
plastic surgery. No, I'm not.
384
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:42,358
Face, we got to dangle the fox in
front of the hounds. No, we don't.
385
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,054
Face, it's got to be you.
It can't be me, because--
386
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:45,756
No! No! Listen, you
have got to be a caddy.
387
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:46,923
You've got to be kidding.
388
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:49,228
No. Oh, and have my car brought
around front. I will not!
389
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:50,996
Tip the guy a buck.
No!
390
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,172
[clears throat]
391
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:56,904
Ashley, I've been looking
all over for you.
392
00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:59,603
Mrs. Prescott, listen, I really
can't stop and chat right now.
393
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,840
I just wanted to apologize
for Adrian's behavior.
394
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:04,245
All is forgiven,
now if you'll excuse me, I--
395
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,340
[groaning]
396
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,441
Peck!
397
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,220
Excuse me, ladies.
398
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,130
[tires screeching]
399
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,412
What is going on here?
400
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:43,586
That's it! He's history!
401
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,052
[tires screeching]
402
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:06,838
What do you mean, he's
called away on business?
403
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:09,438
He's a general.
What are we, at war?
404
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,642
The general, he sends
his regrets, sir.
405
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,212
Great. Now who the hell
am I supposed to play?
406
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,324
[birds chirping]
407
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,794
Mr. Smith.
408
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,163
Well, Mr. McKeever.
409
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,600
Yeah.
The walnut pitcher.
410
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,697
How'd you like to play nine?
Sure. What are the stakes?
411
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:37,274
$500 a hole too rich
for your blood?
412
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,742
No, $500 would be
just about right.
413
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,171
Great.
414
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:43,037
It's gonna be fun.
415
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,104
You betcha.
416
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,788
Nice shot.
417
00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:19,881
That is quite a hook.
418
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:23,487
Yeah, I can never tell where
the heck it's gonna land.
419
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,548
What did you say that
you did for a living?
420
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:29,424
Well, I recover valuable
objects for people.
421
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,902
I always thought this green
broke the other way.
422
00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:48,104
Must be all the rain.
423
00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:51,672
You're quite a player,
Mr. Smith. You're up $500.
424
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,115
Your honor.
425
00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:53,167
Hello, this is Ashley Hemmings.
I'd like an outside line, please.
426
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,376
[enunciating]
Hemmings.
427
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,987
You got a real
soft touch, boss.
428
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,050
Mmm.
429
00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:18,697
Yeah, Trans Allied Express?
430
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:22,172
This is Bob McKeever,
Merchant Security Bank...
431
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,039
and, well, there's something
I need to check.
432
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,100
[door opening]
433
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,502
[door closing]
434
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:30,913
(Fulbright) I lost them. I
can't believe they got away.
435
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,178
But at least they'll be back.
436
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,252
(Case)
Seems unlikely, sir.
437
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,448
Believe me, Sergeant,
they'll be back.
438
00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:40,514
They're here.
I can smell them.
439
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,997
Run me a shower,
Sergeant. Hot.
440
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,297
[door sliding]
441
00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:04,711
Pressure's on, Bob.
442
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:23,863
Well, you got to hit it.
443
00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:51,254
Chuck!
444
00:28:51,329 --> 00:28:52,455
I was just
looking for you.
445
00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:55,864
Listen,
about those statues...
446
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:59,065
I'm sorry.
447
00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:09,909
A double bogey. Another
hole for me, Bob.
448
00:29:09,981 --> 00:29:12,245
Yes, I'm down
six holes to two.
449
00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:16,551
That's $2,000. What do you say we play
for double or nothing on the ninth hole?
450
00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:18,555
Well, I haven't been completely
straight with you, Bob.
451
00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:19,954
Remember what I do
for a living?
452
00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:21,185
You're some kind
of a locator.
453
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,523
Right, and I've located
something you want.
454
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,256
Maybe we could
play for that.
455
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:27,697
What could you possibly
have that I want?
456
00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:31,964
It's our stuff, boss.
457
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,431
Who the hell are you?
458
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,740
We're the A-Team...
459
00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:42,345
and we've got your $2 million
of funny money.
460
00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,780
But I'm willing
to let it ride...
461
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:46,374
on the last hole.
462
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,477
What's my side? You win,
you get the money, I walk.
463
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:53,013
I win, you still get the
money, but you give us 50%.
464
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:56,084
We're getting a real criminal
element in this club.
465
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,493
We'll have to speak to the
membership committee about it.
466
00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:00,354
You're on.
467
00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:16,436
[device short-circuiting]
468
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,561
Well, it looks like
your luck is changing.
469
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,242
No, no, I insist, Bob.
470
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:23,710
You go ahead,
it'll add to the suspense.
471
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,442
You asked for it.
472
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,228
That's a gimme.
473
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,157
[ball clattering in cup]
474
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,365
Well, you'll have to
sink that to win.
475
00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:49,499
Are you ready
to concede?
476
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,271
Are you kidding? This is
the best part of my game.
477
00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:09,550
Ha!
478
00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:10,719
Game.
479
00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,327
Not quite.
480
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,359
[gun cocking]
I'll have my money.
481
00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:18,626
Are you gonna pull guns right
here on the golf course?
482
00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:19,727
You've got it.
483
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:21,395
Okay.
484
00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:24,168
[gun cocking]
485
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:27,735
Why are you sticking
your noses into all this?
486
00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:30,838
'Cause you stink up
the entire country club...
487
00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:35,409
and you got
my favorite caddy fired.
488
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:37,682
We caddies
are a rough bunch.
489
00:32:37,822 --> 00:32:38,812
[grunting]
490
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,124
[groaning]
491
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,897
What would the A-Team
be doing at Beverly Bay?
492
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,490
Doesn't make sense,
General.
493
00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:50,025
[machine guns firing]
494
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,774
No, not in my club,
they don't. Come on.
495
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,248
Nice shot, Colonel.
496
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:16,316
[exclaims]
497
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,591
Look at that.
498
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:20,688
Come on, let's go.
499
00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:27,294
Fulbright!
500
00:33:39,617 --> 00:33:40,607
[gun firing]
501
00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:46,923
I'm out.
I can't believe I'm out.
502
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,119
Months of hard work
down the drain.
503
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,252
Just because
of a few...
504
00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:52,686
indiscretions.
505
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:56,166
Just because I shower fully
dressed-- Face. Face.
506
00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:57,724
What?
What did you find out?
507
00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:00,703
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Trans Allied Express.
508
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,935
Yeah, they transport
cash for banks.
509
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:06,475
And guess who one
of their biggest clients is?
510
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:10,344
Merchant Security Bank.
Bob McKeever. Bingo.
511
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,149
And did they throw him
out of the club?
512
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,776
No, no, no,
he's still a member.
513
00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:18,652
Yeah, well, anyway, they've got a
huge load going out later today.
514
00:34:19,924 --> 00:34:22,256
Does the club own that
wooded area back there?
515
00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:23,452
Yeah.
516
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:29,832
I think they're storing the counterfeit
money somewhere in those woods.
517
00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:33,999
You stumbled on a pick-up point when
you found that golf bag in the rough.
518
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,837
I don't understand. What's it
got to do with the airport?
519
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:40,902
McKeever's bank ships cash cross-country
using Trans Allied Express.
520
00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:44,846
Now, I think McKeever intends
to take the bank's cash...
521
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,351
and switch it
for the counterfeit money.
522
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,352
But just to have
the right kind of ashes...
523
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,445
'cause I'll bet
right after the switch...
524
00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:52,614
the plane blows up.
525
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:55,591
Then the pilot
just bails on out.
526
00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:57,622
And the counterfeit
money burns...
527
00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:02,360
and McKeever winds up with $2
million, real money, in cash.
528
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,923
Which no one is looking for...
529
00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:07,232
because it supposedly
burned up in the crash.
530
00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:09,603
That's a pretty good plan, Hannibal.
Yeah.
531
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,436
Is there a shack
or something back in there?
532
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:15,377
Oh, yeah, there's this old boarded-up
building that Adrian and I...
533
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:16,736
ran across.
534
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:21,379
Face, you and Frank, go back, get
into the club, and find that shack.
535
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,484
Keep your eye on it. When they're
ready to move, let us know.
536
00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:26,683
Take a walkie-talkie.
we'll get ready for them here.
537
00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:28,851
Colonel, there's just
one little problem:
538
00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:30,592
I'm no longer a member.
539
00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:32,089
Oh, I can sneak you in.
540
00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:33,220
You can?
541
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,321
Sure, I do it
all the time.
542
00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:36,730
You would be surprised how many
people out there on the course...
543
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:37,927
aren't even members.
544
00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:41,802
No security. No respect for new members.
Criminals playing gin.
545
00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:44,638
You know something? I'm glad
I'm not a member of this club.
546
00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:46,973
So are we, Face.
Yeah, who needs it?
547
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:21,769
Mr. Hemmings.
Chuck!
548
00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:23,945
What are you doing here?
549
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,712
Trying to sneak into
Beverly Bay now, are we?
550
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:29,776
Well, look, Chuck, I know
haven't been a model member...
551
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,721
but we've discovered something
you are not gonna believe.
552
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:36,021
Mr. Hemmings, I am not interested
in anything you have to say.
553
00:36:36,093 --> 00:36:38,858
Now, will you please leave the
property before I call the police?
554
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:39,954
And you too, son.
555
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,625
There's a major counterfeiting
operation going on at this club.
556
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,863
Right. You see, there's a shed
back there-- Wait a minute.
557
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,871
What were you doing
back there?
558
00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:50,237
Well, that's a long story.
559
00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:54,575
But that shed is being used to
store some very funny money.
560
00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:56,836
And Bob McKeever's
behind the whole thing.
561
00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,040
Bob McKeever, huh?
Mmm-hmm.
562
00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:00,209
Well, that's quite
an accusation.
563
00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:03,515
But even if it is true, you
won't live to tell about it.
564
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:07,188
Oh, Chuck,
not you, too.
565
00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:08,851
I'm afraid so.
566
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:13,227
Yeah, well, actually, it restores
my faith in human nature.
567
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,049
[people chattering]
568
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:36,109
Excuse me.
569
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,518
[tapping over PA]
570
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:46,655
Please take your seats now.
Thank you very much.
571
00:37:49,634 --> 00:37:50,726
Hi.
572
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,265
(Greene) As General
Fulbright once told me...
573
00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:56,898
”If you have
an intellectual problem...
574
00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,403
"ask an officer.
575
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,741
”He'll know a sergeant
who knows the answer."
576
00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,540
[all laughing]
577
00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:06,112
You know, when I went into the Army...
That waiter.
578
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:07,344
...they asked me my religion.
579
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:08,681
That's Peck.
Hold him I was a devout...
580
00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:10,653
I need you to help out on the dais.
But--
581
00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,849
Just do it, please.
Right.
582
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,491
[all laughing] I'm telling
you, that waiter's Peck.
583
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:16,822
Begging the General's
pardon, sir...
584
00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:19,056
but I think you've got
A-Team on the brain.
585
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,125
(Greene) You know something?
This stuff kills me...
586
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,997
and I wish it'd kill you.
587
00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:25,536
[all laughing]
588
00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:27,970
General Fulbright
confided in me...
589
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,736
he said, ”Shecky,
in 30 years in the Army...
590
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:34,572
"I only had one disappointment:
I never once...
591
00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:36,207
”saw Bob Hope.”
592
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,907
[all laughing]
593
00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:40,980
Let me tell you something else
about this wonderful man.
594
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,043
He's a soldier's general.
595
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,249
He once said to me, ”Shecky,
I slept in a pup tent."
596
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,689
Peck!
Who?
597
00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:51,118
[groaning]
598
00:38:51,195 --> 00:38:52,822
(Greene)
What's happening?
599
00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,794
Could you give me a hand, Mr.
Greene? Thank you.
600
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:55,855
[exclaiming]
601
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,502
Stop him! Stop that man!
He's one of the A-Team!
602
00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:07,711
[waiters groaning]
603
00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:14,416
Ashley, you're a waiter.
Oh, no, it's a smoking jacket.
604
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:24,751
[exclaiming]
605
00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:34,327
[tires screeching]
606
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,162
(Face) These guys are
armed to the teeth.
607
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,730
Got you, Lieutenant. Out.
608
00:39:39,176 --> 00:39:41,611
We're gonna need
something outrageous.
609
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:45,783
The A-Team, huh?
610
00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:47,213
They've got another
thought coming...
611
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:49,082
if they think they're
gonna stop this load.
612
00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:50,245
All right.
613
00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:35,731
Pretty quiet.
I like it.
614
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,359
Well, set the timer
and you're off.
615
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,425
See you in a few days.
616
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,879
[beeping]
617
00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:03,392
Hey, is this the flight
to Cucamonga?
618
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,896
We're all fueled up.
You've got the wrong plane.
619
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,397
I don't think so, sucker!
620
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:49,936
Hey, Hannibal, we got big trouble.
Fulbright's right on my tail.
621
00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:51,701
[tires screeching]
622
00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:56,636
There's a bomb in that plane that's
set to go off in three minutes.
623
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,375
Murdock, get this
plane in the air.
624
00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,111
(Hannibal)
B.A., get the van.
625
00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:21,094
[beeping]
626
00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:25,542
[gun firing]
627
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,909
[steam hissing]
628
00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:35,180
[beeping]
629
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,641
Do you mind
if I play through?
630
00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:45,553
Well, this is typical.
631
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,887
One minute, you're the member
of an exclusive club...
632
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,757
the next minute, you're a waiter.
A fake waiter.
633
00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:53,195
I'm sorry about you
losing your membership.
634
00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:54,321
[sighing]
635
00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:56,526
Why don't you become
one of Dr. Richter's patients?
636
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,262
Then maybe he can bring
you here as a guest.
637
00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,370
(Hannibal) Yeah, look on
the bright side, Face.
638
00:44:01,538 --> 00:44:04,439
Chuck LeCraw and Bob McKeever
lost their memberships, too.
639
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:07,374
Yeah, they'll probably start
their own club in prison.
640
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,572
Well, we did gain
one new member.
641
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,114
Frank and I
are getting married.
642
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,246
Congratulations.
643
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:17,219
I really wanna thank you guys
for giving me the arrest...
644
00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:19,312
and letting me collect
the insurance company reward.
645
00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:20,858
(Frank) I guess I'm
finally one of them.
646
00:44:20,924 --> 00:44:21,982
Too bad.
647
00:44:22,059 --> 00:44:23,049
What about your mother?
648
00:44:23,127 --> 00:44:25,186
Frank insists we invite
her to the wedding.
649
00:44:26,897 --> 00:44:28,126
It's time.
650
00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:32,633
Hannibal, are you sure you
wanna go through with this?
651
00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:37,072
Face, this is the
opportunity of a lifetime.
652
00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:39,743
[people laughing]
He will never forget it.
653
00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:43,971
And besides, it took them two
days to put this roast together.
654
00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:45,777
It's the least
we can do.
655
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:46,941
Okay.
656
00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:51,114
I was in the Army two days when
General Fulbright stopped me...
657
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:55,091
and he said, "What's the matter, soldier?
Don't you see this uniform?"
658
00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:58,595
I said, ”What are you complaining about?
Take a look at the rag they gave me."
659
00:44:58,662 --> 00:44:59,686
[all laughing]
660
00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:01,754
But you wanna know
something, General?
661
00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:05,325
I was a good soldier.
I saved 280 men.
662
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:07,164
I shot the cook.
663
00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:08,500
[all laughing]
664
00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:13,906
What's this?
665
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:21,241
[cocks gun]
666
00:45:21,318 --> 00:45:23,013
You're gonna
love this, General.
667
00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:28,914
We got a critic in the room.
668
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,661
I understand we have
a very special friend...
669
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,390
of the General's
here with us tonight.
670
00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:35,296
He'd like to pay his respects.
671
00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:37,857
Ladies and gentlemen, let's
have a nice, warm welcome...
672
00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:39,903
for Colonel
John "Hannibal" Smith.
673
00:45:39,970 --> 00:45:41,438
[all cheering]
674
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:46,342
Shecky,
ladies and gentlemen...
675
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:50,311
I'd like to say a few words
about General "Bull" Fulbright.
676
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,549
A man I've known all my life.
677
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:56,747
Needless to say, we don't
call him "Bull" for nothing.
678
00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:57,878
[exclaiming]