1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:04,433 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:06,336 was sent to prison by a military court... 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:07,703 for a crime they didn't commit. 4 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:09,105 These men promptly escaped... 5 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,802 from a maximum-security stockade... 6 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,470 to the Los Angeles underground. 7 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:14,104 Today, still wanted by the government... 8 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,114 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 9 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,776 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 10 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,115 and if you can find them... 11 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,086 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 12 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,089 [gun firing] 13 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:42,995 [birds chirping] 14 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,561 ♪♪[country music playing on radio] 15 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,502 [man chattering on radio] 16 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:02,153 Yeah, you see this whole thing is just a simple matter of economics. 17 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:05,255 I took couple of night courses last semester. 18 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,056 Boy, I wanna tell you what a difference that has made. 19 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,493 See, Murdock... 20 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,593 Murdock. 21 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:17,234 Creative accounting is just like any other applied art form, see? 22 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,793 Understanding debits and credits. 23 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,136 Understanding where you can gain the edge... 24 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:25,235 by calling something an expense instead of a direct cost. 25 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,973 Now, this deal that I've set up at The Floor 'Em is a classic. 26 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,573 I mean, classic case in point. 27 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,652 Murdock, am I boring you, hmm? 28 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,846 'Cause I can stop, you know. 29 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,788 I'm just trying to tell you how you're gonna make a couple hundred grand. 30 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:38,881 That's all I'm trying to do. 31 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,983 Boy, I see what you mean, Face. Yeah. 32 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:43,495 You weren't even listening. You were sound asleep. 33 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,463 You just tried to explain to me... 34 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,523 how you was gonna cheat this guy at the roadhouse. 35 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,898 Not a roadhouse, Murdock. It's an auditorium. 36 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:52,563 I am an artists' booking agent, right? 37 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,233 Wrong. You're a scam agent booking artists. 38 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:56,503 Same thing. 39 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:59,245 Now, look, my buddy at Peach Pear Management... 40 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:02,077 has told me that if I can guarantee him a full house... 41 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:04,344 he is gonna send me... Ready? 42 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,317 Cowboy George... 43 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,048 for a weekend gig. Can you believe it? Cowboy George. 44 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,487 Who is Cowboy George? 45 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:13,049 Am I hearing this right? Don't you listen to the radio? 46 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,993 I don't need to. I already got lots of pretty music inside my head. 47 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,086 Yeah. 48 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:20,463 The song Three Blind Mice sung by the Lennon Sisters is going through my head. 49 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,968 I need a change. It's beginning to bug me. 50 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,629 Well, you're going to get your chance... 51 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,105 because tomorrow Cowboy George... 52 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,801 and the Range Rats are going to play at The Floor 'Em... 53 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:33,972 and they're going to make the A-Team $300,000 in profits. 54 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,972 Oh, we gonna cut a fat deal, huh, Face? 55 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:05,068 Right. Gonna guarantee the house, take 100% of the profits. 56 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:07,373 No house split. That's important, see... 57 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,711 'cause nightclub owner, they can beat you at the gate. 58 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,580 Boy, have I got this game down. 59 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,847 I'm so glad I took that night course. 60 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,822 [people chattering] 61 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:31,526 Excuse me, boys, I'm... 62 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,594 How you doing? 63 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,538 I'm looking for Chuck Danford. 64 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,836 We're closed. 65 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:38,701 Ah, listen, I'm Templeton Peck... 66 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,371 of Peach Pear Artists' Management. 67 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,108 Yeah, I believe I spoke with you the other day about my client. 68 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,617 It's Cowboy George and the Range Rats. 69 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:48,154 [exclaiming] No kiddin'. 70 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,315 How do, how do? How do? 71 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:53,257 Chuck Danford. Oh, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuckie. 72 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,318 Remmey St. Starland here. 73 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,521 [chuckling] 74 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:58,086 That's a funny name. 75 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:00,132 Thank you. Made it up myself. 76 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,966 Well, when's old Cowboy George gonna bust on in here? 77 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,770 Tomorrow. Yeah, we at Peach Pear Management... 78 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,673 I tell you, we're real glad to get your call. 79 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,370 Yes, and I'm telling you... 80 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:15,278 Cowboy George is gonna fill this place up. 81 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:16,972 He better. 82 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,848 Yeah, of course I'm four-walling this deal... 83 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,182 on a minimum guarantee of $25,000. 84 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,348 That's against a guaranteed 100% of the house. 85 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:27,690 Now, you keep the overrides on all concessions with a 20% kickback to us. 86 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,657 I don't rightly understand a word you're saying, mister. 87 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:34,998 We talkin' Hollywood talk, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuckie. 88 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,730 And he's using a stardust dialect. 89 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,294 What I'm saying here, Chuck... 90 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:43,104 is this is an envelope, see, with $20,000 in it. 91 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,666 That rents The Floor 'Em for a day. 92 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:48,146 I take the gate, and you get 80% of drinks and sandwiches. 93 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,278 Good. That was the deal. 94 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,781 Why didn't you just say that? 95 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:52,909 I did. 96 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:54,214 You guys work it out, okay? 97 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,686 I'll prep the docs... 98 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:59,157 then we'll ink the pad and skyrocket out of here. How about it? 99 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:04,323 What's he sayin'? 100 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:08,061 Oh, prepare the documents, sign the deal and leave. 101 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:09,463 Why didn't he say that? 102 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:10,559 He did. 103 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:12,627 Ah, just a minute. Yeah. 104 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,800 Uh, the boys on this pipeline are rough. Ah. 105 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,409 Now, you don't give 'em Cowboy George... 106 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:19,806 they'll kill you. 107 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:29,681 Just you watch, Murdock, timing, good business sense... 108 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:33,693 with a little tricky accounting is gonna make us rich. 109 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,195 What now? Pickup Cowboy George. 110 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:37,661 He's comin' out on the plane from Phoenix. 111 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,131 Should be into the Dry Creek Airport in about... 112 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,065 15 minutes? Right. 113 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,333 [birds chirping] 114 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,613 Well, I guess you're right, Face... 115 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:55,738 I mean, as long as we can get that Cowboy George. 116 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,977 What do you mean, "As long as we get Cowboy George"? 117 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,381 We got him, all right? 118 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:03,446 Listen, my very good friend Dashiel Goldman represents him, okay? 119 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:07,092 After all, I'm getting a 50-50 cut on this weekend gig. 120 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,054 You mean this guy... 121 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:12,496 is gonna give you this hot act just so that you can make all this money? 122 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:17,025 Yeah, see, I helped him out with a little scrape he had with his ex-wife last year. 123 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,470 Yeah, anyway, the deal is done. Don't worry. 124 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,507 Cowboy George is ours. 125 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,570 (Murdock) I don't see him. 126 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,479 Uh, Cowboy George? 127 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:31,374 Yo, Cowboy George? 128 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,747 Excuse me, I'm looking for Templeton Peck... 129 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,549 from Peach Pear Management. ls that you? 130 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,248 (Face) Uh, yeah, that's me. 131 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:38,950 I'm looking for Cowboy George. 132 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:40,754 Well, I'm almost him. I'm Boy George. Hi. 133 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,693 Dash Goldman sent me out to meet you here. 134 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:44,457 You picked up the guarantee on my contract. 135 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,658 We're heading for the last roundup. 136 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,264 What are you trying to say, man? 137 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:50,462 [stammering] Wait a minute, see, I agreed... 138 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,630 to book Cowboy George... 139 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,399 Well, I'm Boy George and I agreed to play the Arizona Forum. 140 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,465 Forum? 141 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,271 Oh, well, there is no Forum here. 142 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:01,803 I mean, this is a barn, it's a dance hall. It's called The Floor 'Em. 143 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,145 Guys with broken noses, they drink there... 144 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,208 hit each other over the head with table legs... 145 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:07,514 It's not your-- 146 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,715 But Dash Goldman told me you picked up my contract... 147 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,690 that you would guarantee me 60% of what I earned at my last gig... 148 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:14,453 which was at, you know, Madison Square Gardens. 149 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,926 Like $2 million, man. 150 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:19,056 Dash Goldman ducked and we took the bullet in the chest. 151 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:21,600 Uh, let me get this straight now. I... 152 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,364 owe you 60% of $2 million. 153 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:27,897 Uh, uh... 154 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,841 Yeah, well, let's see, now, that's $1.2 million. 155 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:33,436 That's right. I mean, pay or play, man. 156 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,413 [stammers] I tell you what, let's go look at the place. 157 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,849 Let's go and look at the hall 'cause I wouldn't mind seeing what it's like, you know. 158 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,545 Yeah, sure, sure, sure. 159 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,618 [people chattering] 160 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,721 You gotta be kiddin'. 161 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,929 They don't want no English rock star with eyeball glitter. 162 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,364 This is a tough crowd. 163 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:56,128 Look, I don't wanna hear from you, all right? 164 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,260 You got your $20,000. 165 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:58,326 You're out of it. 166 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,873 It's not your problem, Chuck. 167 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,869 Now, look... 168 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:07,139 I wanted Cowboy George. You said you'd deliver Cowboy George. 169 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,079 Now, I gotta fill this place, you understand? 170 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,411 What do you care? 171 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,178 I rented the hall. 172 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,083 Look, I got bigger problems, Chuck. Okay? 173 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,518 Now, get lost. 174 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,696 Okay, partner, let me say this so you hear... 175 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:27,426 [whimpering] I want Cowboy George. 176 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,761 I don't want no English glitter prince. 177 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,862 Now, Cowboy George shows up... 178 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:38,373 or you show up in a concrete bathrobe at the bottom of Frazier Dam. 179 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,176 Yeah, well, I... 180 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,005 Let him loose, Chuckie. 181 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,051 Besides inking pads and skying here and there... 182 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:48,585 I also like to blow holes in the heads of rednecks. 183 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,392 [chuckling] Excuse me. 184 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,588 I can't play this place because it's a certified toilet. 185 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,629 Toilet? Could we discuss this outside? 186 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:03,028 Actually, I don't think it's so bad... 187 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,365 [door closing] 188 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,303 We're in trouble. 189 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:10,567 Call Kurt in Twin Rivers and tell him we got a problem. 190 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,310 Kurt ain't gonna like it. 191 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,971 Armored car comes in tomorrow. 192 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,241 Look, it ain't my fault. 193 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,941 I called the management company... 194 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,450 I booked Cowboy George... 195 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,952 and some turkey in a sequined coat shows up. 196 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,613 Well, that's Boy George. 197 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,884 He's a big top 40 rock and roll star. 198 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,187 And he won't draw flies in this valley. 199 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,852 Now, get on the phone. 200 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:34,161 What do you mean, you've "got Boy George"? 201 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:37,294 Just what I told you. Dash Goldman stiffed me. 202 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:38,597 Well, he didn't stiff you. 203 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:42,005 Boy George is 100 times the act that Cowboy George is. 204 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:45,738 Yeah, well, let's just say that there are some contractual inadequacies... 205 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,075 that make this deal less than perfect, okay? 206 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,205 Besides... 207 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,041 well, there's... 208 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,143 I think there's something going on down here. 209 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,348 I told you, this guy threatened to kill me. 210 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:59,551 What for? You rented his joint, you gave him $20,000. 211 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,684 My point, exactly. 212 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,052 I got Murdock following one of his henchmen. 213 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,594 [people chattering] 214 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,843 Hey, Hannibal, why's Face out here spending our money? 215 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,308 It ain't right. 216 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:28,074 Ever since he took that show business accounting course... 217 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,514 he's been in the fiscal twilight zone. 218 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,051 That Dash Golden dude... 219 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,712 I wouldn't let him hold my wallet if I had a gun trained on him. 220 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:35,982 Yeah, he's pretty slippery. 221 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,319 Face is trying to get something going between jobs. 222 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,188 And we all got our outside interests. 223 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:44,389 You got your daycare center, Murdock's got his psychosis, I got my acting. 224 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:45,760 Hannibal, you ain't no actor. 225 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,163 You don't find actors dressing up like lizards. 226 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,703 That's a very narrow interpretation, B.A. 227 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,431 Boris Karloff wouldn't like it. 228 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,440 Now, imagine me with a wig and a hat. 229 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,434 How do I look? 230 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:58,869 Pretty good. 231 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,375 Chuck wagon chili on a honey roll, son. 232 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:05,406 That's the turn off up there. We got to meet Face at the Adobe Inn, Room 6. 233 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,715 ♪♪[car honking I've Been Working on the Railroad] 234 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,862 Oh, boy, am I glad you're here. 235 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,831 You look... Hey, that's terrific. 236 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,493 How you doing, B.A.? 237 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,870 Terrible, man. Hannibal tells me you're out here wasting our money. 238 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,500 Well, I'm... That's a very narrow interpretation of it. 239 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:31,873 Everybody keeps saying that... 240 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:35,244 but I'm still waiting for your explanation to what happened to our $20,000. 241 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,113 Well, let's not stand around outside. Come on in. 242 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,079 (Face) Uh, George... 243 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,215 George, I'd like to introduce you to some very good friends of mine. 244 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,417 This is Hannibal Smith. 245 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,459 How do you do? Hi, how are you doing? 246 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,824 And B.A. Baracus. Hi. 247 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,227 This place is really American. 248 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,824 But I think the people will like us once they hear the music. 249 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,664 Boy George. Wow. 250 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:57,930 How are you? 251 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,971 [Murdock groaning] 252 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,498 How you doing, Murdock? 253 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,100 These Lennon Sisters... 254 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,804 they just won't stop singing in my head. 255 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:11,116 Will you cut it out, girls, and give this mice song some time off? 256 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,818 What's he talking about, Face? 257 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:16,753 Yeah, well, he's got a song stuck in his head. 258 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,149 Murdock... 259 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,251 will you tell Hannibal about the building, the guys with the machine guns? 260 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:26,287 I followed this cowboy to a building about 10 miles out of town. 261 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,598 And they have M60s mounted on a jeep. 262 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,129 I couldn't overhear everything... 263 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,940 because these girls are making so much racket in my head. 264 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,669 Something's going on here, Hannibal. 265 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,734 I been running this thing around in my head and... 266 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,211 well, one thing's for sure. 267 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,544 They want Cowboy George to play at The Floor 'Em... 268 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,847 to draw in all those cowboys who've been out working on the pipeline. 269 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:50,514 You know, now for some reason, they don't think that Boy George here can draw... 270 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,251 the country-western audience. That's why they're trying to kill me. 271 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,692 Why they need to fill that auditorium, I don't know. 272 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:58,230 Why don't we go on down to The Floor 'Em and tell Chuck Danford... 273 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,288 that Cowboy George has arrived. 274 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,596 Well, that's great, you guys, but I came here to sing. 275 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,228 Oh, you'll sing. You'll be the opening act for me. 276 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,897 And while you're entertaining them... 277 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,339 we'll stick our nose into their business. 278 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,705 Whatever it is. 279 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,244 Yeah, well, I feel really bad about this... 280 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,405 because you guys have gotta give me $1.2 million. 281 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,914 And I've seen that hall. 282 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,109 Five quid a head, you ain't gonna make it. 283 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,049 This is a bad deal. 284 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,052 (Hannibal and B.A.) Face. 285 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,521 Yeah, that was the kicker. 286 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,148 Yeah, but I've been so busy... 287 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,353 I haven't had a chance to explain our little contractual divot here. 288 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,453 Face, $1.2 million is not a divot... 289 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,656 it is a crater. 290 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,563 All right, girls, girls, girls, be quiet. 291 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,601 The big kids are trying to talk here now. 292 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:40,003 See, he was so busy counting the money in his head... 293 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,200 he failed to read the fine print in the contract... 294 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,209 which said that acts could be substituted. 295 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,042 My copy of the contract was smudged. 296 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,075 Yeah, well, I just... 297 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,777 You know, when you do business with people... 298 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,980 there's a certain degree of trust that's involved in the deal. 299 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:59,889 Face, how could you trust a guy named Dash? 300 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,354 You see, he owes me a little favor... 301 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:05,056 'cause I helped him out with his ex-wife. 302 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,495 [growling] 303 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:07,555 Yeah. 304 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,830 Look, it just never occurred to me that he'd knife me in the back on this thing. 305 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,896 This is terrible. I mean, I hate to see you guys get stuck with this... 306 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,534 you know, but I think this Mr. Goldman's a bit of a pirate. 307 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,373 You know, maybe we can work something out. 308 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:20,913 Well, George, George... 309 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,244 George, you really are one of the great ones. 310 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,010 Well, I'll talk to the rest of the guys... 311 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,576 and maybe we can cut the guarantee in half... or something. 312 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,280 Half? Half. 313 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,785 $600,000? 314 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,952 Ah, gee, that's very generous of you, George. 315 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,087 But, you see, to be perfectly frank, I mean... 316 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,994 we're not gonna be able to come up with that. 317 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,624 You know, we'd need a huge auditorium. 318 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,601 We could do an outside concert, you know. We can advertise on the TV. 319 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,728 We can pull this off. 320 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,899 I can do the radio gig. I'm primed for the airwaves. I can do it, guys. 321 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:49,964 Really, I can. 322 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,009 I don't know. 323 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,910 This valley, you know, it may not be keyed to your audience demographics, George. 324 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,948 Nonsense. Everybody likes Culture Club. 325 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,212 Hey, Face, he's right. They're great. 326 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:03,245 Well, it's time to go down to The Floor 'Em... 327 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:07,156 and have Cowboy George lay his card on the bar. 328 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,855 [birds chirping] 329 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,660 Got some warm beer and some stale pretzels in this dump? 330 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,959 Son of a gun... 331 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,363 you did show. 332 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:23,068 I was beginnin' to believe that bookin' agent of yours was tryin' to pull a fast one. 333 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,043 Better put the amps and the heavy stuff on the stage. 334 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,474 Cowboy George in the flesh. 335 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,037 I just can't believe it. 336 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,379 You gonna get their blood pumpin'. 337 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,420 And you must be that scuzzbucket they call Chuck Danford. 338 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,884 Hey, now... 339 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,450 take it easy. Be nice. 340 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,553 Mighty tough on my man, Temp Peck. 341 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,157 Yeah, well... 342 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,766 I'll apologize, because of you. 343 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,362 Where is he? He's over at the radio station. 344 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,832 Getting the ad campaign ready. 345 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,637 (Herm) When we talked on the phone... 346 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,939 you said that there would be a guest DJ from Los Angeles. 347 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,810 N[music playing] Now I held the spot open... 348 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,848 because you said it would be somebody on this list. 349 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,146 (Face) Right. Right, I know. 350 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,745 I know. But, you see, that was before I was in Phoenix... 351 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:13,383 and I found out that Pecos Bob Steel was available. 352 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,918 That man has won the Country Mike Award, three years running. 353 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,862 Four. I was runner up in 1980. 354 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,333 But I lost to Spinnin' Jack Spiner on Country 109. 355 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,768 But I never should've lost to Spiner 'cause he's nothing... 356 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,464 but a Chiquita banana with a straw hat. 357 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:29,769 And I think he bought it. But then, hey, how could you ever prove it? 358 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,743 Yeah, right. So we're pretty lucky to get Pecos Bob here... 359 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,745 to do this little afternoon guest stint. 360 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,282 Uh, could you do a little fast rap for me, please? 361 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:40,216 Now you're cookin' the beef and rollin' the leaf with the real Bob Steel... 362 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,845 where yours truly, the caped crusader of sound, gonna make it all happen. 363 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,047 I wanna take it to the border... That's fine. 364 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,682 ...where Kenny and Dolly are gonna light up the night... 365 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,725 with their new country rendition of Badlands... 366 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,454 right here on the night beacon of sound... 367 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,394 K-GAB Radio. That's fine, Bobby. 368 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,433 The last stand for country music here in this country... 369 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,901 where the old sidewinder himself, Pecos Bob Steel... 370 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,233 ♪ Three blind mice ♪ ...is lookin' for a love song. 371 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,328 (both) ♪ See how they run ♪ 372 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:01,998 (both) ♪ They all ran after the farmer's wife ♪ 373 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,235 ♪ She cut off their tails with a carving knife ♪ 374 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,434 ♪ Never seen such a sight in your life ♪ 375 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,534 ♪ As three blind mice ♪♪ 376 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:06,601 I shouldn't have done this. 377 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,772 They're not going to stop now. They're not going to stop now. 378 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,212 Okay, just be quiet. 379 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,774 So, Herm... What do you say? When can he start? 380 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:16,344 Now he's gotta do a few promos for the Cowboy George concert down at The Floor 'Em. 381 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,617 Fine, the next shift is in four minutes. 382 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:22,422 Stop, girls. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 383 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,861 He's just fooling around. You know, don't worry, it's... 384 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:29,060 You know these DJs. They're just a bunch of crazy, funny guys. 385 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,895 This is Bill Sutter from Sutter Feed and Grain... 386 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:37,237 saying, "Thanks, neighbors and adios." 387 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,572 I gotta get back to the store. 388 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,046 Okay, well, see you tomorrow, Bill. 389 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,319 You got the drift of the board, Bob, there? 390 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,788 Uh, right, right. Uh, Herm... 391 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:54,484 Herm, there's a little gig I do... 392 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,961 with the Lennon Sisters. 393 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:01,693 You wouldn't, by any chance, have one of their albums round here, would you? 394 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,361 Oh, well, I got a copy of their... 395 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,803 Too Marvelous For Words album over there... 396 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,398 but I think you better stick with C & W Top 40-- 397 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,841 Oh, right, right. Herm, thanks, we're fine. I think we got it. 398 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,708 Everything's gonna turn out real good. 399 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,338 You're all right? Yeah. 400 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:23,744 Murdock, don't. I repeat, do not play the Lennon Sisters. 401 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,257 I'm in deep trouble here. You know, I got to fill that hall. 402 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,760 In fact, I got to overfill that hall. 403 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,353 See, I'm thinking if I can set up three or four shows... 404 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,864 maybe I can dig us out of this ditch. 405 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,831 Why don't you trust the old sidewinder here? 406 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,164 Turn on your radio and just get out of here. 407 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,467 Let the Prince of Platters do his tricks. Come on. Come on. 408 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,735 Don't forget the commercials, okay? Boy George followed by Cowboy George. 409 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,175 Get out of here. 410 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,846 [imitating gun firing] 411 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,687 Out of the west and into your living room... 412 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,386 this is the old sidewinder himself... 413 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,259 [smashing] Pecos Bob Steel... 414 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:08,357 ambushing you with the biggest hits on record. 415 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,265 Now, buckle your seatbelts... 416 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:13,862 'cause this stagecoach is a-rolling with your favorite sounds. 417 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,170 Out of the past, the Lennon Sisters... 418 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:20,644 singing the title song from their hit album... 419 00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,907 Too Marvelous For Words. 420 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:28,579 Too Marvelous For Words. 421 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:33,518 ♪ You're just too marvelous ♪ 422 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:35,691 ♪ Too marvelous ♪♪ 423 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:05,455 This is the old diamondback, Pecos Bob Steel... 424 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,993 laying the wax and spinning the sounds for you... 425 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,325 on KGAB, K-GAB radio. 426 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:13,421 Hey, how about a change of pace? 427 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,160 Something out of the past, an oldie but a goodie. 428 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:19,067 Something from the Lennon Sisters... 429 00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:22,300 and their hit album, Too Marvelous For Words... 430 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:23,739 this is... 431 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,034 Mr. Clarinet Man. 432 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,341 But... 433 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:30,381 before we travel down those tracks, partners... 434 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:33,885 let me remind you about the great double bill that we have tonight at The Floor 'Em. 435 00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:37,081 It's gonna be the two Georges in concert, mixing and matching their sounds. 436 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:39,385 First, it will be Boy George and the Culture Club... 437 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:43,156 and then it will be Cowboy George and the Range Rats. 438 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:47,529 So, y'all show up and tell them that Pecos Bob engraved your invitation right here... 439 00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:50,967 on KGAB, K-GAB radio. 440 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,026 Now... 441 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,468 oh, let's hear it, girls... 442 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,268 let's hear it. 443 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,411 ♪♪[Mr Clarinet Man playing] 444 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:28,869 [people chattering] 445 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,672 They're comin' in. Get rollin'. 446 00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,254 [phone ringing] 447 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:56,690 Floor 'Em. 448 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,702 Let me speak to Cowboy George. 449 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,172 Cowboy George. Telephone. 450 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:04,737 Thanks. 451 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,706 Howdy. This is Cowboy George. 452 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,210 Hey, man, it's going down. 453 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,749 They're headed toward Twin Rivers. 454 00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:12,011 Gotcha. 455 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:19,583 And now, straight from... 456 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:20,921 George... 457 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,352 you're gonna have to go on and stay on. 458 00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:24,418 I may not make it back. 459 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:26,362 You're supposed to be bailing me out of this. 460 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:27,956 I mean, this is not my kind of crowd. 461 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,364 And I will if I can. 462 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:30,595 [people cheering] 463 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,603 I'll give you a great intro. 464 00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:35,800 Well, I'll go on. But these people are in for a surprise. 465 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,469 [people whooping] 466 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:45,944 Really cool. 467 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:54,452 I hear you been out in the wilderness... 468 00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,324 for about three months laying a pipeline... 469 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:58,556 and we aim to entertain you. 470 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:05,302 So, you just sit back and relax. 471 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,336 'Cause opening for me tonight... 472 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:10,170 is one of the great acts, not just in show business... 473 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:11,232 but of the world. 474 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:14,142 Boy George and the Culture Club! 475 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,839 [crowd booing] 476 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,016 Well, all yours. 477 00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:29,527 You could always throw them some raw meat. 478 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:30,618 [chuckling] 479 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,060 Good luck. 480 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,596 ♪♪[band playing] 481 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:41,537 ♪ Woman, thank you, thank you ♪ 482 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,269 ♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you ♪ 483 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,943 [crowd booing] 484 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:57,750 ♪ What we have is something special ♪ 485 00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,921 ♪ Something quite unique ♪ 486 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:06,353 ♪ What we have should last forever ♪ 487 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,695 ♪ Heaven at my feet ♪ 488 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,968 ♪ I would give the world to you, girl ♪ 489 00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:18,502 ♪ Or anything you need ♪ 490 00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:23,545 ♪ There is nothing I won't do ♪ 491 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,844 ♪ Just promise that you'll never leave ♪ 492 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:32,583 ♪ God thank you, woman ♪ 493 00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:33,749 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 494 00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:36,487 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 495 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:40,293 ♪ God thank you, woman ♪ 496 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:42,394 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 497 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,562 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 498 00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:54,101 (Boy George) ♪ In this world you are my pleasure ♪ 499 00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:57,137 ♪ No one can compete ♪ 500 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,815 ♪ Happiness is hard to measure ♪ 501 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,750 ♪ Woman, you're so sweet ♪ 502 00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:09,924 ♪ I would give my heart to you ♪ 503 00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:11,554 Open the door! 504 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,258 ♪ You're the air I breathe ♪ This is a country-western station. 505 00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:16,198 I'm gonna call the police! 506 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:19,237 ♪ There is nothing I won't do ♪ 507 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:24,007 ♪ Just promise that you'll never leave ♪ 508 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:28,308 ♪ God thank you, woman ♪ 509 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,848 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 510 00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:32,679 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 511 00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:36,949 ♪ God thank you, woman ♪ 512 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,512 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 513 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:42,254 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 514 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,125 (Boy George) I' When I'm alone at night I' 515 00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,220 Okay, we're in position, B.A. 516 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:47,594 ♪ I think of love ♪ What's going on? 517 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,828 It's a bank, Hannibal. The armored car is there. 518 00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:52,268 They got the guards tied up in the back. 519 00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:54,667 They wanted those cowboys out of town... 520 00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:56,833 so they could rob the oil company payroll. 521 00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:59,468 And I don't blame them. Those are tough guys. 522 00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:01,575 ♪ Won't you call me ♪ 523 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,214 ♪ If you need me ♪ Okay. 524 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:05,249 ♪ Won't you call me ♪ Mind your end of the street. 525 00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:07,148 ♪ If you need me ♪ When they come down this way... 526 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:08,515 we'll catch them in the crossfire. 527 00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:09,712 ♪ Won't you call me ♪ Got it? 528 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:10,914 (B.A.) Got it, Hannibal. 529 00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:12,184 ♪ If you need me ♪ 530 00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:15,352 ♪ I have loved ♪ 531 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:20,160 ♪ God thank you, woman ♪ 532 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,696 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 533 00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:24,463 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 534 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:28,268 ♪ God thank you, woman ♪ 535 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:33,609 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 536 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,413 ♪ I would give the world to you, girl ♪ 537 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:39,308 [yelling] 538 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,250 ♪ Or anything you need ♪ 539 00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:45,449 ♪ Oh, God thank you, woman ♪ 540 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:51,854 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 541 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:55,161 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 542 00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:00,629 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 543 00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:03,470 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 544 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:06,806 ♪ God thank you, woman ♪ 545 00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:09,210 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 546 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,011 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 547 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:15,986 ♪ God thank you, woman ♪ 548 00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:17,816 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 549 00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:20,859 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪ 550 00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:22,521 We give up! We give up! 551 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,961 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 552 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:30,260 You got a light, Butch? 553 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,665 I get cranky when my cigar ain't lit. 554 00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:35,131 ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ 555 00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:38,540 ♪ For the joy that you give to me ♪♪ 556 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:44,109 These boys are gonna need a little bit of a checkup. 557 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:46,173 Been hit on the head is all. 558 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:51,451 Okay, roll them out. 559 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,551 What are you gonna do with all the money? 560 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,924 Well, won't you come on inside with me? 561 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,431 [engine starts] 562 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,265 (Murdock) That was the Lennon Sisters singing Fool for Love. 563 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:06,997 (Herm) Open the door! Open the door! 564 00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:10,132 Just want y'all to know that the switchboard here has been fighting up... 565 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,369 [radio switches off] 566 00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:12,841 Got couple deputies in back... 567 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,003 can help us with all this. 568 00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:16,445 Hey, boys, y'all wanna come on out here? 569 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,915 [guns cocking] Oh. 570 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,350 Y'all are under arrest for attempted bank robbery. 571 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:23,888 Get them up high. Book these outlaws. 572 00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:26,185 I hate it when I don't spot a phony. 573 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:28,116 [chuckling] Butch, show these men... 574 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:30,127 the nice rooms we got for them. 575 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,304 Now, don't get cocky, Butch. 576 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:42,032 We could chew a hole in the wall and come get you. 577 00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:43,767 I won't hold my breath. 578 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:48,473 What's going on, Hannibal? 579 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:49,809 One thing's for sure. 580 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,781 That sheriff is not a real sheriff. 581 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,045 So, where's the real sheriff? 582 00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:54,448 That's a good question. 583 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,918 I got another one. 584 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:57,947 What next? 585 00:30:58,256 --> 00:30:59,917 [people cheering] 586 00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:03,224 ♪♪[band playing] 587 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,856 ♪♪[humming] 588 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,235 ♪ Spirit changed the conversation ♪ 589 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:22,842 ♪ Stepping stones across the land ♪ 590 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:26,282 ♪ I never wanted to be a hero ♪ 591 00:31:26,784 --> 00:31:30,220 ♪ I never wanted to be a man ♪ 592 00:31:31,189 --> 00:31:33,817 ♪ I hurt you, darling ♪ 593 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,151 ♪ I made you cry ♪ 594 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:40,764 ♪ I hurt you, darling ♪ 595 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:44,664 ♪ Don't ask me why ♪ 596 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:49,936 ♪ Move, move, move away from me, darling ♪ 597 00:31:50,441 --> 00:31:53,672 ♪ I never said I'd hold your hand ♪ 598 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:57,443 ♪ Move, move, move away from me, darling ♪ 599 00:31:57,548 --> 00:32:00,540 ♪ I never said I'd understand ♪ 600 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:04,014 ♪ If I could say this was judgment day ♪' 601 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:07,086 ♪ You know I'd be a millionaire ♪ 602 00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:13,691 ♪ I'm prepared to wear my sorrow ♪ 603 00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:17,294 ♪ Everywhere we go in town ♪ 604 00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,736 ♪ Ain't no need to beg or borrow ♪ 605 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:24,670 ♪ While you're there to drag me down ♪ 606 00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:28,237 ♪ I hurt you, darling ♪ 607 00:32:29,314 --> 00:32:32,306 ♪ I made you cry ♪ 608 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:35,352 ♪ I hurt you, darling ♪ 609 00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:40,381 ♪ Don't ask me why Oh, yeah ♪ 610 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:44,386 ♪ Move, move, move away from me, darling ♪ 611 00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:47,899 ♪ I never said I'd hold your hand ♪ 612 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:51,664 ♪ Move, move, move away from me, darling ♪ 613 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,971 ♪ I never said I'd understand ♪ 614 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,570 ♪ If I could say this was judgment day ♪ 615 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:02,477 ♪ You know I'd be a millionaire ♪ 616 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,213 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 617 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,184 [whispers] Justice right. 618 00:33:07,251 --> 00:33:09,345 ♪ Move away ♪ 619 00:33:09,687 --> 00:33:12,179 ♪ I need you so ♪ 620 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:16,056 ♪ I can't let go ♪ 621 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,131 Gotta go on stage and make an announcement. 622 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:29,332 What's up? 623 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:32,104 I got the money. Now we gotta buy a little time. 624 00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:37,171 ♪ I hurt you, darling ♪ 625 00:33:38,249 --> 00:33:41,241 ♪ I made you cry ♪ 626 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:42,343 Hold it, hold it! Hold it, now. 627 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,946 ♪ I hurt you, darling ♪♪ 628 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:46,915 [all yelling] 629 00:33:46,991 --> 00:33:48,755 (Kurt) May I have your attention, please? 630 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:51,591 I'm temporary Sheriff Miller, from down at Twin Rivers. 631 00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:52,686 Now, I know most of you men... 632 00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:54,289 have been working on the pipeline... 633 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,129 and you're waiting around for your pay. 634 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,793 [all cheering] 635 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,894 I got some bad news for you. 636 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,406 The armored car was hit and they got your payroll. 637 00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:03,998 [all shouting] 638 00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:07,006 Wait, wait, wait a minute. Whoa, no violence. 639 00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:09,410 I'm just filling in for Sheriff Leland who took sick. 640 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,574 I got the one's that did it locked up in my jail... 641 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:13,344 but the trouble is-- What about our money? 642 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:16,251 I don't know. Those guys must have hid it. 643 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,312 But I get back to my jail, we're gonna see if we can't find out. 644 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,789 I just thought I'd let you know. 645 00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:22,417 [men clamoring] 646 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,289 I think these cowboys need our help. 647 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:29,060 I'm gonna go down to the radio station. 648 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:30,601 All right. Go ahead. 649 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:35,604 ♪ To tell you that you're marvelous ♪ 650 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:39,906 ♪ Too marvelous for words ♪ 651 00:34:39,977 --> 00:34:42,537 ♪ You're much ♪ 652 00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:44,604 ♪ Too much ♪ This is the old sidewinder saying... 653 00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:46,377 don't sit side saddle unless you had that operation. 654 00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:48,385 It's been a real pleasure sittin' a spell with y'all... 655 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,649 and talking to you. Remember, Lennon Sisters is where it's at! 656 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:51,847 Adios, amigos. 657 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:52,913 What are you trying to do? 658 00:34:52,990 --> 00:34:54,719 We're gonna have to rebate all the advertisers. 659 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,260 I thought it was a real stunning gig. 660 00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:57,385 ♪ ...in Webster's Dictionary S' 661 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:58,861 Hey, man, your friends are in trouble. 662 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,261 I think you should go and help them. 663 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:01,992 Wait a minute. Pecos Bob Steel is history. 664 00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:05,127 ♪ And so we're borrowing a love N' 665 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:14,702 Hey. 666 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,779 Does this jail sound empty or am I nuts? Face? 667 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,944 Why would they lock us up and then take off? 668 00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,009 Well, if I were them... 669 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:24,989 I'd go back over to The Floor 'Em... 670 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,150 and tell those guys that we stole their money. 671 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:28,420 It'd be a great diversion... 672 00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:30,928 I mean, the Sheriff and the bad guys get away. 673 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:34,295 And we'd be faced with a mob of angry cowboys... 674 00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:37,800 looking at us and throwing ropes over tree limbs. 675 00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:39,060 Makes sense. 676 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,698 Yeah. I think we better figure a way out of this jail, guys. 677 00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:44,537 That's why we brought you along, Hannibal. 678 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:45,701 That's supposed be your job. 679 00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:46,834 Ideas. Okay. 680 00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:48,504 The Hannibal Smith Idea Department... 681 00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,172 is now open for suggestions. 682 00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:51,977 That's not an idea, Hannibal. 683 00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:53,949 [sighing] Well, guys... 684 00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:55,643 I have an idea. 685 00:35:57,722 --> 00:35:59,554 Set of lock picks. Mmm-hmm. 686 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:01,023 Face. 687 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:03,322 Sometimes your sense of larceny... 688 00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:05,385 is your most attractive trait. 689 00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:06,658 I know. 690 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:09,191 [lock clicking] 691 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,666 [men clamoring] 692 00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:23,840 Hey, open the door! Open the door! 693 00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:26,139 Doesn't sound like our fan club. 694 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:29,649 Come on, guys. 695 00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:33,121 Face, see if there's a back door out of this joint. 696 00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:48,770 Okay, boys, get that bench. 697 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,968 (Hannibal) Find anything? 698 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,809 Oh, yeah, I found the real sheriff. 699 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:57,738 Dead. 700 00:36:57,815 --> 00:36:59,874 Oh, man, they gonna think we killed him. 701 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:00,941 [sighing] 702 00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:03,944 This situation has some ragged edges. 703 00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:06,456 Yeah. Well, you'll come up with something. 704 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,985 I can't think with all this noise. 705 00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:28,908 I think that we need a little diversion here. 706 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,414 Why don't we do something to help with it? 707 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:31,573 Come on. 708 00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:34,508 [men yelling] 709 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:35,984 £J“[humming] 710 00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:40,490 Face usually does this. It looks easy but... 711 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:41,923 Hold on, hold on. 712 00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:43,683 I got a bobby. 713 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,092 A... Oh. 714 00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:48,957 [lock clicking] 715 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,559 [grunts] 716 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,570 See, a really honest man doesn't have an appetite for this sort of thing. 717 00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:56,437 Yeah, but who needs honesty? 718 00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:05,308 [door creaking] 719 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,882 Get a idea. 720 00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:12,547 Idea. Idea. 721 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:17,484 What do you think? 722 00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:20,792 [laughing] Not if you wanna get past those cowboys. No way. 723 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:23,558 How about this? 724 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:25,896 Mmm, it loses your eyes. 725 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:29,365 This is it. Perfect fit, too. 726 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,805 Really? 727 00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:32,805 A bonnet! 728 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:44,378 [men clamoring] 729 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:48,619 Please, please. 730 00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:54,520 One of the men inside is the father of my unborn child. 731 00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:56,662 [sobbing] 732 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,996 Look, lady, they stole our money and knocked over the bank. 733 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:04,200 And we're gonna hang them. 734 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:06,903 Oh, no, please, please, please. 735 00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:12,709 He only stole the money because of the baby. 736 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:16,814 We had such wonderful plans... 737 00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:18,477 for the child. 738 00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:22,082 Because we all must learn to appreciate the Lennon Sisters. 739 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,527 I know, I know it's not right... 740 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:27,587 that he stole your money. 741 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:32,060 But I also know that if you allow me to go into the jail... 742 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,470 untouched, unharmed... 743 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,265 that I can convince him... 744 00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:39,805 to give you back your money. 745 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,345 What if they won't? 746 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,172 Well, if you hang them... 747 00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:46,114 you'll never get your money back. 748 00:39:46,183 --> 00:39:48,914 Oh, please, if you won't do it for me... 749 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:52,183 [sobbing] do it for my baby. 750 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:56,090 Okay, lady, you got five minutes. 751 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,691 Thank you. 752 00:40:05,369 --> 00:40:08,395 Herbert. Herbert, it's Cynthia. 753 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,607 Open up, darling. We've got to talk. 754 00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:14,137 Cynthia? Go away. 755 00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:15,774 I can't. 756 00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:19,106 Herbert, oh, Herbert, we've got to talk... 757 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:20,514 for the baby. 758 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,484 Baby? What that fool talking about? 759 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:24,920 I don't know. Let's open up and find out. 760 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,928 Oh, you handsome pile of trouble. 761 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:37,024 I didn't realize all that you did for little Herbert. 762 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,865 Man, are you the ugliest woman I ever seen! 763 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,370 I think I'm gonna like the baby though. 764 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,805 I chose the Lamaze method of delivery. 765 00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:45,103 Hold your breath and remember your exercises. 766 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,234 [gasps] 767 00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:48,039 Explosives. Oh. 768 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,204 Uh-huh. 769 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,139 Great, Murdock. 770 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:53,677 Great. 771 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,786 You know, Murdock, you look better to me as a woman... 772 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:57,844 than you do as a man. 773 00:40:57,922 --> 00:40:59,788 Face, I don't have time for that sort of thing now. 774 00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:02,189 Boy George is waiting behind the Sheriff's office. We've gotta go. 775 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:04,455 Come on, man, let's mine these walls. 776 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:24,608 Watch. 777 00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:26,608 Time's up! 778 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:41,291 Come on, guys, let's go after them. 779 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:48,063 Tell me about that building you saw. 780 00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:49,128 No, forget about that. 781 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:50,503 They said something about the airport. 782 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:52,201 B.A., hit it right on the next dirt road. 783 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:53,334 This is great. 784 00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:54,502 [chuckles] 785 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,148 [alarm beeping] 786 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,367 Totally awesome, Hannibal. 787 00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:09,144 Hey, what's going on here? 788 00:44:09,213 --> 00:44:10,612 Here's your money. 789 00:44:11,048 --> 00:44:12,345 These are the guys who took it. 790 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,440 Yeah, but I thought that-- 791 00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:15,508 Now, they killed the sheriff over at Twin Rivers. 792 00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:16,883 This guy's no sheriff. 793 00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:19,946 Run a make on him, you'll get a book and sheet 10 feet long. 794 00:44:20,024 --> 00:44:21,856 I guess we owe you guys an apology, huh? 795 00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:23,654 What about me? I'm the one who lost the baby. 796 00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:25,058 Oh-oh, they're at it again, Colonel. 797 00:44:25,129 --> 00:44:26,961 Only this time they're singing No Place Like Home. 798 00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,931 Great idea, Murdock. Let's go. 799 00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:37,232 Hey. Hey, who are you guys? 800 00:44:37,307 --> 00:44:38,433 We're the A-Team. 801 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,341 Son of a gun. So there. 802 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:47,811 [people cheering] 803 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:52,447 (men) We want George! We want George! 804 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,423 Neat crowd, huh. Music lovers, all. 805 00:44:54,491 --> 00:44:56,323 Reminds me of a lynch crowd I once saw. 806 00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:57,861 [stammers] Now, Face, this is one... 807 00:44:57,928 --> 00:44:59,259 you gonna have to explain to me. 808 00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:02,196 I mean, you been trying to teach me how to be a rocko-socko agent... 809 00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:04,428 but you haven't given me any inkling, not an inkling... 810 00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:05,798 as to how you pulled this off. 811 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,169 Yeah, man, how come you don't owe Boy George his couple of million dollars? 812 00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:10,297 Yeah. Yeah. 813 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:11,432 Yeah. 814 00:45:11,508 --> 00:45:14,341 Anyone can get Boy George to play a large auditorium. 815 00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:17,972 How many guys do you know can get him to play to a crowd like this? 816 00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:22,512 (men) We want George! We want George! 817 00:45:27,191 --> 00:45:29,819 If I can have your attention here. Please. 818 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,695 Let's have a big, warm welcome... 819 00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:34,561 for the Culture Club. 820 00:45:34,631 --> 00:45:36,156 [all cheering] 821 00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:39,329 [people whistling] 822 00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:49,312 And now, without further ado, the roughest, toughest... 823 00:45:49,379 --> 00:45:52,371 cowpoke to ever ride the range... 824 00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:55,384 Boy George! 825 00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,382 ♪♪[band playing] 826 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:06,321 ♪ Desert loving in your eyes all the way ♪ 827 00:46:06,897 --> 00:46:11,300 ♪ If I listen to your lies, would you say ♪ 828 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:16,972 ♪ I'm a man without conviction ♪ 829 00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:21,802 ♪ I'm a man who doesn't know ♪ 830 00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:27,383 ♪ How to sell a contradiction ♪ 831 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:29,647 ♪ You come and go ♪ 832 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,049 ♪ You come and go ♪ 833 00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:37,721 ♪ Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon ♪ 834 00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:40,621 ♪ You come and go ♪ 835 00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:43,758 ♪ You come and go ♪ 836 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,324 ♪ Loving would be easy ♪ 837 00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:48,099 ♪ If your colors were like my dream ♪ 838 00:46:48,438 --> 00:46:50,930 ♪ Red, gold and green ♪ 839 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:53,500 ♪ Red, gold and green ♪ 840 00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:58,240 ♪ Didn't hear your wicked words every day ♪ 841 00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:03,485 ♪ And you used to be so sweet I heard you say ♪ 842 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:08,990 ♪ That my love was an addiction ♪ 843 00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:13,757 ♪ When we cling our love is strong ♪ 844 00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:19,601 ♪ When you go you're gone forever ♪ 845 00:47:19,736 --> 00:47:22,034 ♪ You string along ♪ 846 00:47:22,372 --> 00:47:25,239 ♪ You string along ♪ 847 00:47:25,876 --> 00:47:29,904 ♪ Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon ♪ 848 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:32,745 ♪ You come and go ♪ 849 00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:35,214 [crowd applauding] ♪ You come and go ♪♪ 850 00:47:37,087 --> 00:47:40,523 ♪♪[Karma Chameleon by Culture Club playing]