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This movie baffles me
every time we watch it.
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What do you mean?
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The instructions are very clear.
Don't feed the gremlins after midnight.
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Don't get the gremlins wet.
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How hard is that?
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Hi, guys.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hey.
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Oh, we're "honey" now, are we?
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Yes. Since their relationship
became carnal...
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...Penny has upgraded
his designated term of endearment...
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...distinguishing him
from those she calls "sweetie"...
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...in an attempt to soften
a thinly veiled insult.
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You're boring people, sweetie.
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Although sometimes
she omits the veil entirely.
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- So, what are you guys doing?
- Celebrating Columbus Day.
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We're watching Goonies, Gremlins
and Young Sherlock Holmes.
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They're all written by Chris Columbus.
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Okay. What do you watch
on Thanksgiving?
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The parade.
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That reminds me. I usually go back
to Nebraska for Thanksgiving.
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This year, they're calling it off
on account of my brother's trial.
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- What's he on trial for?
- Oh, just a big misunderstanding.
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You know, you'd like my brother.
He's kind of a chemist.
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I was thinking
I'd have Thanksgiving here.
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- And you are all invited.
- Oh, I'll be there.
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Will you be serving cranberry jelly
or cranberry sauce?
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I guess I could serve both.
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You guess? You don't seem
to have much of a handle on this.
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Yeah, I really wish I could,
Penny, but every year...
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...my mother has all the relatives over
and cooks up her famous tur-briska-fil.
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Tur-briska-fil?
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A turkey stuffed with a brisket
stuffed with gefilte fish.
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It's not as good as it sounds.
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Raj, what about you?
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Oh, he usually comes
to my house. Right, pal?
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Uh, all right. This year,
you don't have to eat the tur-briska-fil.
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I don't even chew it.
I swallow it like pills.
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So, what's going on with Raj?
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Well, the good news
is he has no problem...
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...with my mother's tur-briska-fil.
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Hard to believe, but go on.
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The bad news
is he says he's getting deported.
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What do you mean
he's getting deported?
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I believe it means the U.S. government
is going to expel him from the country.
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He could return to India, immigrate to
another country willing to accept him...
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...or wander the high seas
as a stateless pirate.
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Personally, I'd choose pirate.
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Penny, would you mind stepping outside
so we can speak to him?
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Ugh. Fine, but the man really needs to work
on his girl issues.
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Another reason
to consider a life of piracy.
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Even today, I understand
that's an all-male profession.
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Okay, she's gone.
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Sorry I lost my cool.
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So, what's going on?
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Okay, here's the deal.
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Six months ago, my research
testing the predicted composition...
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...of trans-Neptunian objects
ran into a dead end.
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So?
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My visa is only good as long
as I'm employed at the university.
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When they find out I've got squat,
they're gonna cut me off.
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By the way, when I say "squat,"
I mean "diddlysquat."
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I wish I had squat.
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Wait. What have you been doing
for the past six months?
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You know, checking e-mail...
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...updating my Facebook status...
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...messing up Wikipedia entries.
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Did you know Netflix lets you
stream movies on your computer now?
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You've continued to take the university's
money under false pretenses?
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Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.
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Although, practically mandatory
for a pirate.
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I don't wanna go back to India.
It's hot and loud.
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And there's so many people.
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You have no idea. They're everywhere.
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Okay, guys, think.
How do we keep Raj in the country?
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Why doesn't he just get another job?
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What are you asking me for?
I don't know if you can talk now or not.
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Oh, beef.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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Did you know at the Mumbai McDonald's,
you can't get a Big Mac?
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All you can get
is a Chicken Maharaja Mac.
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And the special sauce?
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Curry. Which in India,
believe you me, is really not that special.
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- Don't worry. You'll find another job.
- Yeah, let me start practicing for it.
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"Do you want fries
with that Maharaja Mac?"
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Hi, Leonard. Hello, Raj.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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Forgive me.
I'm not adept at reading facial cues.
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But I'm going to take a stab here.
You're either sad or nauseated.
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- I'm sad.
- I was going to say sad.
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I don't know why I hedged.
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What are you eating?
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Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger
and tomato sauce.
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Oh, beefaroni.
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I think I'll miss you most of all.
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I've always been a little confused
about this. Why don't Hindus eat beef?
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- We believe cows are gods.
- Not technically.
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In Hinduism,
cattle are thought to be like God.
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Do not tell me about my culture.
I'll take you out, I swear to cow.
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I'm sorry.
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Me too. I'm just... I'm a little on edge.
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Mm, understandable. Your life seems
to be crumbling around you...
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...and your future appears bleak at best.
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Thank you.
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And you're wrong
about Hinduism and cows.
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Hey, Raj, Professor Laughlin
is looking for someone to join...
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- ...the stellar evolution research team.
- You're kidding. That's fantastic.
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- Call him and set up an interview.
- I'm on it.
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- That's happy, right?
- Yeah.
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Nailed it.
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Dr. Koothrappali, come on in.
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I was surprised to hear you're interested
in joining our team.
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Giving up on those
trans-Neptunian objects, are we?
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No, no. It's a very promising area.
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In a perfect world,
I'd spend several more years on it.
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I couldn't pass up the opportunity
to work with you...
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...on your tremendously exciting and
not yet conclusively disproved hypothesis.
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Splendid. Please sit down.
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Can I offer you a sherry?
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It's a little early, isn't it?
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Not on Proxima Centauri. Ha, ha.
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Oh, that's very good.
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Jolly amusing. But if you don't mind,
I'll hold off until sunset on Titan.
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Ha, ha. Well done. I have a feeling
you're going to fit in fine, Dr. Koothrappali.
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Thank you, sir.
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I'm sorry. Am I late?
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No, no. Right on time.
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Dr. Koothrappali,
may I present Dr. Millstone from MIT.
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She'll be heading up
our data analysis team.
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It's nice to meet you, Dr. Koothrappali.
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I read your paper on Kuiper Belt
object-size distribution.
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I really enjoyed it.
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How did you correct
for the selection bias?
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Well, I ran a simulation.
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Allowed me to correct
for the observational efficiency.
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- Oh. That's just fascinating.
- Thank you.
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Would you like to hear more about it
at my hot tub?
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So when do I start?
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You didn't get the job?
How could you not get it?
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You know, he's British, I'm Indian.
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Ever since Gandhi,
they haven't liked us very much.
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Are you saying that he discriminated
against you? We should file a complaint.
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That's okay. Complaint's been filed.
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So that's it.
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That was my last hope.
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I'm gonna be deported.
Sent home in disgrace.
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Exposed to the sardonic barbs
of my cousin Sanjay.
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Or as you may know him,
Dave from AT&T Customer Service.
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- I'm really gonna miss you.
- Will you come visit me in India?
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Gee, that's like a 17-hour flight.
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How about I meet you halfway?
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Halfway is 600 miles
off the coast of Japan.
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Tell you what, we'll Skype.
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- Gentlemen.
- Hey.
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Raj, did you get the job
with Professor Laughlin?
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- No.
- I assumed as much, but never fear.
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Like the subordinate male protagonist
in action movies who disappears...
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...halfway through the second reel,
I have returned to save the day.
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Odd. Usually he's met by cheers.
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Anyway, I was thinking about exploring
the string theory implications...
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...of gamma rays
from dark-matter annihilations.
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- It occurred to me that I could...
- Excuse me.
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How many reels before the subordinate
male protagonist gets to his point?
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If you didn't cheer at my entrance,
it's too late to buy into the premise.
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Anyway, I got some extra money
from the head of the department...
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...and Raj can come work for me.
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You want me to work with you?
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For me.
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You're going to have to listen
more carefully when you're on the job.
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Okay. Please don't take this
the wrong way...
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...but I'd rather swim buck naked
across the Ganges...
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...with a paper cut on my nipple...
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...and die a slow, agonizing death
from a viral infection...
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...than work with you.
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For me.
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Sheldon, are you busy?
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Of course I'm busy.
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- Shall I wait?
- Yes, please.
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How may I help you?
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I've reconsidered your offer
to let me work with you.
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For me.
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Yes, for you.
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I do, however, have a few conditions.
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First, at all times, I am to be treated
as a colleague and an equal.
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Second, my contributions shall be noted
in published materials.
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Third, you are never allowed to lecture me
on Hinduism or my Indian culture.
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I'm impressed, Raj.
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Those are very cogent
and reasonable conditions.
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- Thank you.
- I reject them all.
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Then you leave me no choice.
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I accept the job.
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I'm sorry.
I believe you've misunderstood.
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I'm not giving you the job.
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I'm simply affording you the opportunity
to apply for it.
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Have a seat.
We'll get started with the interview.
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You're kidding.
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Please.
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All right.
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So...
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That's what you wear to an interview?
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Come on, we've been friends for years.
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Oh, pulling strings, are we?
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Sheldon, for God's sakes,
don't make me beg.
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Buzzinga.
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You've fallen victim to another one
of my classic practical jokes.
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I'm your boss now.
You may wanna laugh at that.
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Ah. This is nice,
having the place to ourselves, isn't it?
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Uh-huh.
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Now that Raj is working for Sheldon,
I don't have to chauffeur him around.
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Plus, yeah, with them working late
so much, we get some privacy.
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Mm-hm.
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Hey.
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Wanna get a little crazy?
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What are you thinking?
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Let's slide over to Sheldon's spot
and make out.
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You are a dirty girl.
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Oh, God, how did he know?
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Hello?
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- Hi, Howard.
- Heh.
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Am I interrupting?
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Little bit, yeah.
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Guess I should've called.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Tonight's the night I usually go
line dancing with Raj at the Palomino.
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Uh-huh.
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But he's working with Sheldon.
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- Yes. We know.
- Hoo.
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Want me to leave?
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You know, whatever.
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I guess I can hang for a little while.
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So, what are we watching?
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Sex and the City, yikes.
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Hey, I happen to love this movie.
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Fine. Let's watch it.
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Maybe all our periods will synchronize.
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We're going to be
designing an experiment...
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...to look for the annihilation spectrum
resulting from dark-matter collisions.
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Ooh, dark matter.
We better bring a flashlight, ha, ha.
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I was making a joke.
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I'm the boss. I make the jokes.
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Sorry. Go ahead and make your joke.
242
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,241
This is not the time for joking.
243
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:15,481
We're doing serious research
which requires complete and utter focus.
244
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,749
All right. Let's buckle down and work.
245
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- Sheldon.
- What?
246
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,618
- I need an aspirin.
- Top desk drawer.
247
00:14:58,931 --> 00:14:59,955
- Thank you.
- All right?
248
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,192
- Yes.
- Good.
249
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,035
That was fun, ha, ha.
250
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,235
Thank you.
251
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,540
Leonard, you don't have to say
thank you every time we have sex.
252
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,445
Oh, okay.
253
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:22,910
Tomorrow, you're gonna get a card
in the mail. Just throw it away.
254
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,227
Top of the morning to you.
255
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,424
What are you doing here?
256
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,327
Well, usually on Sundays...
257
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:38,095
...I go with Raj to scam on hippie chicks
at the farmer's market...
258
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,102
...but he's still working with Sheldon.
259
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,834
So I thought I'd come over here
and make scrambled eggs and salami.
260
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,777
It's the perfect meal for après I'amour.
261
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,076
Kill me.
262
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:57,188
By the way, I couldn't help overhearing
your big finish. Bravo, Leonard.
263
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,792
See, if you had killed me
when I said "kill me"..
264
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,690
...I wouldn't have had to hear that.
265
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,957
What do you guys think?
Wanna take in a matinée? Go rollerblading?
266
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,964
Catch a step class?
267
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,299
- Do something.
- Yeah. Okay. Um...
268
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,270
Howard, we need to talk.
269
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,534
Sure. What's up, homes?
270
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,645
Please understand that it's not
that we don't want you around.
271
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:27,377
But Penny and I
occasionally need some alone time.
272
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:29,946
Oh.
273
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,316
I get it. I'm the third wheel. Heh.
274
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,826
Sorry, I should've seen that.
275
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,827
I'll get out of your way.
276
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,294
Uh, you're gonna wanna eat those eggs
while they're still hot.
277
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,663
Thank you.
278
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,967
And there's lox and cream cheese
in the fridge.
279
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,577
The bagels are in the oven.
I was warming them up.
280
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,342
That's great.
281
00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,015
I'm just gonna hang out with my mom.
That's always fun.
282
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,678
Good.
283
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,854
- Are we terrible people?
- I don't know.
284
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,363
What do you want me to do?
285
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,163
Ahh. Get him. Bring him back.
286
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,869
You sure?
287
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,506
Yeah.
288
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,369
Okay. Howard, come back.
289
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,771
Oh, you guys had me scared
for a minute.
290
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,878
No, no. That rate is much too low from
what we'd expect from this collision.
291
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:36,882
Do you understand we're talking about
dark matter colliding in outer space?
292
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,684
Of course I understand. And who
are you to tell me about outer space?
293
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,385
Well, I'm the astrophysicist.
"Astro" means "space."
294
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,592
"Astro" means "star."
295
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,962
Let me just tell you,
if we were having this argument...
296
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,196
...in my native language,
I'd be kicking your butt.
297
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,700
English is your native language.
298
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,210
Okay, you got me there.
But you're wrong about this.
299
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,644
There's a fine line
between wrong and visionary.
300
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,751
Unfortunately,
you have to be a visionary to see it.
301
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:11,253
God, you think that every thought that
comes out of your head is pure gold.
302
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,154
Let me tell you,
some of those thoughts are pure caca.
303
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,919
Caca?
304
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,926
- It means "doo-doo."
- All right.
305
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,261
First of all, Dr. Koothrappali, when I first
proposed that you work with me...
306
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,266
Aha! So I am working with you?
307
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,132
In this context,
"with me" means "for me."
308
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,500
Oh. Yeah, well, in this context:
309
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,501
All right.
310
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,406
If I'm wrong, prove it.
311
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:34,603
Okay.
312
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,614
Here's where we derived the mass
of the dark-matter particle.
313
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,911
- You've misstated the weight.
- Let me finish.
314
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,920
- You're defacing my work.
- I'm not. I'm fixing it.
315
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,682
- Give me the eraser.
- No.
316
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,086
I said give it to me.
317
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,460
Come and get it.
318
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,126
Fine.
319
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,428
Oh, Lord.
320
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:02,472
Dr. Koothrappali, as your superior,
I forbid you from writing on my board.
321
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,304
- You are not my superior.
- I am in every way.
322
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,447
Oh, yeah? Can you do this?
323
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,645
Nice working with you.
324
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,887
I'm sorry. "For you."
325
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,504
Argh!
326
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,877
Raj?
327
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,142
Raj?
328
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,178
I'm busy.
329
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,378
Doing what?
330
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,486
- You've made your point.
- What do you want, Sheldon?
331
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,858
I looked over the board,
and it turns out you were right.
332
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,658
- You were wrong?
- I didn't say that.
333
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,825
- That's the only logical inference.
- I didn't say it.
334
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,836
Anyway, I would like you to come back
and work for me.
335
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,870
For you or with you?
336
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,209
In this context,
"for me" could mean "with me."
337
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,211
- I have conditions.
- I reject them all.
338
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,111
I'll take the job.
339
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,878
See you Monday.
340
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,715
- Wait. You have to drive me home.
- How did you get here?
341
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,379
- I walked.
- So walk home.
342
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,890
I can't. There's a big dog outside.
343
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,394
We can start thinking about methods
of optimizing the detector...
344
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,231
- ...for 500 GeV particles.
- All right.
345
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:46,301
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