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I must say, Penny, this is great fun.

2
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Glad you're enjoying yourself.

3
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Until I met you,
my trips to the bathroom...

4
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...had been entirely focused
on elimination.

5
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Now they have
a delightful social aspect.

6
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Amy, you must've been in the bathroom
with other women before.

7
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Of course I have.

8
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They were strangers
and seemed off-put...

9
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...when I engaged
in friendly stall-to-stall chitchat.

10
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Some women don't like to get chummy
when their panties are down.

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You okay in there, bestie?

12
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I'm fine.

13
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Many people
experience bladder shyness...

14
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...the inability to pass uri...

15
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Yeah, I said I'm fine. Stop talking to me.

16
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She always this crabby
when she urinates?

17
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We're really not that close.

18
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Screw it. I'll go later.

19
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And I'll be right by your side.

20
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Did I tell you Priya invited
me and Howard...

21
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...to have dinner with her and Leonard?
- Oh, that's nice.

22
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No, it's not.

23
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It's a strategic maneuver.

24
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Leonard's new girlfriend is testing
Bernadette's loyalty to you and the group.

25
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That bitch is crafty.

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- You think?
- Of course.

27
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How does the cheetah attack
a herd of wildebeests?

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By going after its weakest member.

29
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Well, what makes me
the weakest member?

30
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Your trusting nature
coupled with your teeny-tiny body.

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You wouldn't last a minute
on the Serengeti.

32
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Okay, Amy, you're being silly.

33
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I'm not concerned about
who hangs out with who.

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I don't have a problem with Leonard's
girlfriend who wears too much makeup.

35
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Oh, these are cute.
Of course, if I buy them...

36
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...l'll have to rent my womb out
to a gay couple.

37
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I'm gonna tell her we can't make it.

38
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Oh, no. You have to go.

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I don't understand.
I thought I was a teeny-tiny wildebeest.

40
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You are, with hair
that smells like strawberries.

41
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We're gonna use that
to our advantage.

42
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What are you talking about?

43
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By accepting the invitation...

44
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...Bernadette becomes a double agent
in the enemy camp.

45
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Ferret out Priya's tactics,
identify her weaknesses...

46
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...and feed her false information
such as:

47
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Leonard's no stranger
to back-alley cockfights.

48
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I don't know. I'm not a very good liar.

49
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They kind of whup that out of you
in Catholic school.

50
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Don't worry. I'll teach you.

51
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I did two years of Cub Scouts
before they found out I was a girl.

52
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Okay, I don't know you people.

53
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I'm just an innocent woman...

54
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...wondering if this shoe store
will take my Texaco card.

55
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How about concealing
a recording device...

56
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...in the cleavage
of your ample bosom?

57
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I don't want anything
in my ample bosom.

58
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Come on, Strawberries.
Take one for the team.

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60
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- Okay, see you later.
- Good news.

61
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I finally have a handle on my idea
for three-person chess.

62
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That is good news. Bye.

63
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Do you know how I solved the
balanced center combat-area problem?

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Five words:

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Transitional quadrilateral
to triangular tessellation.

66
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That... That's brilliant.

67
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It's what I do.

68
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But wait, there's more.

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I also invented two new chess pieces.

70
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The serpent and the old woman.

71
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Okay, now I have to ask.
What do they do?

72
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When the serpent slithers
to an opposing player's piece...

73
00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:06,919
...that piece is considered poisoned
and will die after two more moves.

74
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All right.

75
00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:14,153
Unless it gets
to the old woman in time...

76
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...in which case she
sucks out the poison...

77
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...turning her into the grand empress.

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A piece combining the power
of the knight, queen and serpent.

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- Elegant.
- That's because it's simple.

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I look forward to playing with you.

81
00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:38,442
- And?
- And what?

82
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And a third person.
It's three-person chess.

83
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I must say, ever since you started
having regular intercourse...

84
00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,589
...your mind has lost its keen edge.

85
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You should reflect on that.

86
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Excuse me, but Einstein had
a pretty busy sex life.

87
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Yes, and he never unified gravity
with the other forces.

88
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If he hadn't been such a hound dog,
we'd all have time machines.

89
00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,612
Got it. Bye.

90
00:05:06,781 --> 00:05:08,271
You know I'm right.

91
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I think he's getting worse.

92
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Oh, my metatarsals are barking.

93
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- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

94
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I'm just breaking in some new shoes.

95
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- Very pretty.
- Thank you.

96
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Did you know women wear high heels to
make the buttocks and breasts prominent?

97
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- Hadn't really thought about it.
- Look.

98
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Uh, sure. Very, uh, prominent.

99
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Please, Leonard, don't leer,
you have a girlfriend.

100
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Sorry.

101
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Off to dinner with
Priya, Howard and Bernadette?

102
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- Yeah. How did you know?
- Heard it at the mall with my girlfriends...

103
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...because, you know,
that's kind of my life now.

104
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Have a good night.

105
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Try not to ogle my caboose
as I walk away.

106
00:06:10,044 --> 00:06:12,171
- Hey, you.
- Hi.

107
00:06:12,714 --> 00:06:14,875
Hey, Raj. Will you be joining us
for dinner?

108
00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:17,574
The lonely guy
and the two happy couples?

109
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I'd rather get a prostate exam from a
leper who walks away with nine fingers.

110
00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:26,416
Oh, would you please stop
feeling sorry for yourself?

111
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I have to feel sorry for myself.
I'm the only one who cares.

112
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Just like I'm the only one
who'll have sex with me.

113
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Really? In front of your sister?

114
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We shared a room growing up.
This is not news to me.

115
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Excuse me. I'm gonna go
wander the streets alone.

116
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Invisible, unwanted and unloved...

117
00:06:44,545 --> 00:06:48,037
...a pathetic shadow
in a city with no heart.

118
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I forgot my windbreaker. It's chilly.

119
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I don't understand.
Is this a way to break in new shoes?

120
00:07:00,094 --> 00:07:04,053
No. Once these puppies touch the ground,
they're mine and I'll have to wear them...

121
00:07:04,232 --> 00:07:08,100
...walking up and down Hollywood
Boulevard in order to pay them off.

122
00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,098
Pretty, pretty, pretty.

123
00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:15,932
The wildebeest is in the curry.

124
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The what?

125
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Bernadette is with Priya and Leonard.

126
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Message received.

127
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Commence operation
"Priya, Wouldn't Wanna Be You."

128
00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:30,118
Hey. Seriously?

129
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Didn't you get enough of this
cliquey crap in high school?

130
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I wish. A clique requires friends.
I didn't have any.

131
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None?

132
00:07:37,799 --> 00:07:40,029
I used to take my lunch
to the maintenance room...

133
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...and eat with the janitor.

134
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It was nice until his wife called me
a puta and made me stop.

135
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Hang on. It's the wildebeest.

136
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Priya just made a snide comment
about your acting career.

137
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What the hell did she say?

138
00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:02,619
She thinks it's cool you're following
your dream no matter what.

139
00:08:03,925 --> 00:08:06,120
That bitch!

140
00:08:07,829 --> 00:08:09,820
How do you wanna handle it?

141
00:08:09,997 --> 00:08:13,899
Um, okay. Tell Bernadette to tell Priya
that I'm on my way to Prague...

142
00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:16,127
...to shoot a movie
with Angelina Jolie.

143
00:08:16,637 --> 00:08:18,195
Got it.

144
00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,567
Is it gonna be in 3-D?

145
00:08:21,175 --> 00:08:23,006
What? I don't know. It doesn't matter.

146
00:08:23,177 --> 00:08:26,544
I'm gonna say 3-D. That'll let her know
the studio has faith in it.

147
00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,980
You're kidding. 3-D?

148
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That's what I hear.

149
00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,248
Then the studio
must have real faith in it.

150
00:08:40,161 --> 00:08:41,594
Wonder why she didn't tell me.

151
00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:44,026
You been spending time
with your ex-girlfriend?

152
00:08:44,198 --> 00:08:45,688
No.

153
00:08:47,101 --> 00:08:49,365
Then why are you surprised
she didn't tell you?

154
00:08:49,537 --> 00:08:53,200
Well, it's not as much surprised as...

155
00:08:53,374 --> 00:08:56,969
...uh, you know, uh, the other thing.

156
00:08:58,379 --> 00:08:59,710
What other thing?

157
00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:01,348
Well, if you...

158
00:09:04,352 --> 00:09:07,685
I don't... Oh, what's the word
I'm looking for?

159
00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:11,757
I'm not gonna help you.
This is hilarious. Heh.

160
00:09:13,494 --> 00:09:15,689
She's also dating an astronaut.

161
00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,391
Wow, that's very impressive.

162
00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:20,625
Yeah.

163
00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:22,860
But Leonard's impressive too.

164
00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:29,240
Thank you.

165
00:09:30,211 --> 00:09:31,235
"Befuddled."

166
00:09:31,412 --> 00:09:34,609
The word I was looking for was
"befuddled."

167
00:09:41,155 --> 00:09:44,056
Knight to old woman...

168
00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:49,228
...six-and-a-third.

169
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,298
Brilliant move.

170
00:10:03,244 --> 00:10:04,905
Thank you.

171
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,977
Will the two of you excuse me?

172
00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:18,316
I need a hug.

173
00:10:20,127 --> 00:10:21,151
Sorry, I have company.

174
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,268
Come on, Sheldon, open the door.

175
00:10:30,271 --> 00:10:32,637
I don't want to hug you.

176
00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:35,799
I don't want to hug you either.
I was just feeling blue.

177
00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:38,241
Blue, as in depressed.

178
00:10:38,412 --> 00:10:40,312
Well, not so much depressed
as lonely.

179
00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:43,340
I don't know what color lonely is.

180
00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:45,815
- What?
- Red is angry...

181
00:10:45,987 --> 00:10:47,249
...yellow is frightened...

182
00:10:47,421 --> 00:10:50,481
...green is jealous
and blue is depressed.

183
00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:53,286
Perhaps we can assign
a color to lonely.

184
00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:57,154
Nothing rhymes with orange.
It's probably lonely.

185
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:02,829
All right. Come in. You look
positively orange with loneliness.

186
00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:07,836
No, I don't see that catching on at all.

187
00:11:08,009 --> 00:11:09,033
What are you doing?

188
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,007
Working on my three-person
chess game.

189
00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:12,338
Oh, cool. Can I play?

190
00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:18,174
It's three-person chess.

191
00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:20,616
- Did you bring a friend?
- No.

192
00:11:20,788 --> 00:11:23,985
Then as a mental exercise,
I invite you to figure out...

193
00:11:24,158 --> 00:11:28,219
...why the two of us
can't play three-person chess.

194
00:11:30,531 --> 00:11:32,658
Can you believe this guy?

195
00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:36,359
Social protocol does, however...

196
00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:39,404
...require me to bring you
a hot beverage in time of need.

197
00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:42,201
- No, thank you. I'm fine.
- No, it's not optional.

198
00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:46,876
We're out of tea.
I hope you like bouillon.

199
00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:50,210
I guess you're probably wondering
what's got me down.

200
00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:52,045
Actually, I was wondering...

201
00:11:52,219 --> 00:11:54,813
...if I could add a third
new chess piece.

202
00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:57,890
How do you think people
would feel about Prince Joey...

203
00:11:58,059 --> 00:12:02,052
...the king's feeble-minded
but well-meaning cousin?

204
00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:06,393
I'm gonna be 30 years old
and I have no one in my life to love me.

205
00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,091
I can't even talk to a woman...

206
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,737
...without having alcohol in my body.

207
00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:13,066
The fun thing about Prince Joey...

208
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,902
...is every time he moves...

209
00:12:16,077 --> 00:12:18,705
...there's a 1-in-5 chance
he'll kill himself.

210
00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:22,442
Sheldon, listen to me.

211
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,914
I have a big decision to make,
and I'm scared.

212
00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:27,953
Yellow. Go ahead.

213
00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:30,749
A friend gave me
these new pills they're testing.

214
00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:33,894
He says it's the next big thing
for social anxiety disorder.

215
00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:36,154
Fascinating. What's in it?

216
00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:39,758
I'm not sure. Some sort of beta-blocker
attached to a molecule...

217
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:42,801
...extracted from the urine of cows.

218
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,938
I like cows.

219
00:12:45,106 --> 00:12:46,130
That's not the point.

220
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,935
It was its own point. Go on.

221
00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:50,202
I'm a scientist.

222
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,642
My ability to think
is my bread and butter.

223
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,441
I'm afraid if I take this,
I might lose that special...

224
00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:56,640
...unique something...

225
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:59,650
...that makes me so successful
in my field.

226
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,288
Rajesh, I've had the privilege...

227
00:13:02,456 --> 00:13:05,289
...of working alongside you
for many years.

228
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:09,225
My recommendation is that
you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.

229
00:13:16,237 --> 00:13:18,228
Okay, I'm still trying to work this out.

230
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,170
How did Penny meet an astronaut?

231
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:25,608
I don't know. The regular way
people meet astronauts.

232
00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:30,907
- Most of those guys live in Texas.
- Obviously, this one doesn't.

233
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,478
Okay.

234
00:13:33,654 --> 00:13:37,750
Leonard lives here. Priya's from India.
People meet, Howard. God!

235
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,017
- Fine.
- You've met lots of astronauts...

236
00:13:41,228 --> 00:13:43,287
...and I've never grilled you
about that.

237
00:13:43,464 --> 00:13:46,092
I'd thank you to extend me
the same courtesy.

238
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,963
I'm not grilling you,
I was just curious.

239
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,201
I can't get over the fact
that she got a big movie part.

240
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,208
Not that I care
what my ex-girlfriend's up to...

241
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,437
...because I don't.

242
00:13:59,647 --> 00:14:02,946
Maybe that's where
she met the astronaut, all right?

243
00:14:03,117 --> 00:14:06,484
I'm sorry. What would an astronaut
be doing working on a movie?

244
00:14:07,321 --> 00:14:09,448
He's a consultant.

245
00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:13,259
I thought the movie was about
18th-century Vienna.

246
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,994
He can't have a hobby?

247
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:20,126
Excuse me, I have to pee.

248
00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:22,531
Or is that implausible as well?

249
00:14:26,841 --> 00:14:30,140
It's nice to have
another couple to hang with, isn't it?

250
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,508
All right, guys, you have to go back.
I can't afford you.

251
00:14:35,683 --> 00:14:38,117
"No, don't
send us away. We love you."

252
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,980
I love you too,
but you cost more than my rent.

253
00:14:44,859 --> 00:14:47,794
"But, Penny, you look so good in us."

254
00:14:48,229 --> 00:14:50,493
Damn it, the shoes are right.

255
00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:53,565
Good golly, Penny,
your whimsy is boundless.

256
00:14:58,038 --> 00:14:59,733
What do you got for me, wildebeest?

257
00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:02,002
I think they're onto me.

258
00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:04,167
The story's starting to fall apart.

259
00:15:04,345 --> 00:15:06,108
Calm down.
Everything's gonna be okay.

260
00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:08,543
We may have to kill her.

261
00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,879
Bernadette, I'm putting you
on speakerphone.

262
00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:13,952
- Where are you now?
- In the bathroom.

263
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,579
Oh, look at this, another one
of our classic bathroom gabfests.

264
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,354
What's the problem?

265
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,224
They're asking me
all sorts of questions I can't answer.

266
00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:24,762
Just change the subject.

267
00:15:24,932 --> 00:15:27,093
I could get them back
to talking about Leonard...

268
00:15:27,268 --> 00:15:29,634
...going to India
to meet Priya's parents.

269
00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,031
What?

270
00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:33,605
They said something
about going there this summer.

271
00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:36,265
- What, are they getting engaged?
- I don't know.

272
00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:40,539
I was too busy covering my heinie
on Amy's stupid astronaut story.

273
00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:42,947
What astronaut story?

274
00:15:43,117 --> 00:15:45,483
You texted me,
"Penny's dating an astronaut."

275
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,711
I texted "architect."

276
00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:49,720
That's amusing.
Autocorrect must've changed it.

277
00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:53,658
Yeah, it's hysterical.

278
00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:56,726
Look, just forget about the astronaut.

279
00:15:56,897 --> 00:15:59,457
Architect. Where would you
have met an astronaut?

280
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:03,768
Just find out
what's up with this trip to India.

281
00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:06,566
- I don't wanna do this anymore.
- Don't you quit on us.

282
00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:09,306
Bernie, you okay?

283
00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:12,172
It was an architect!

284
00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:17,114
Thanks for coming, Sheldon.
You're a good friend.

285
00:16:17,284 --> 00:16:20,811
I'm glad you think so.
That's what I strive to emulate.

286
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,981
Okay, let's see if this drug works.

287
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,762
Can I help you?

288
00:16:41,842 --> 00:16:44,310
Forgive me for staring,
but you're very beautiful.

289
00:16:51,485 --> 00:16:52,509
Thank you.

290
00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:54,677
That's a great accent.
Where are you from?

291
00:16:54,855 --> 00:16:57,483
- India.
- Oh, cool. I've always wanted to go there.

292
00:16:57,658 --> 00:17:00,650
It's a beautiful country. You'd love it.
May I join you?

293
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,822
Uh, okay, sure. Why not?

294
00:17:03,998 --> 00:17:05,659
My name is Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali.

295
00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:07,925
- This is my friend, Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
- Hi.

296
00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:12,061
There's no need to interact with me.
I'm just here to observe.

297
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,632
What's he observing?

298
00:17:14,808 --> 00:17:18,744
We're scientists. We observe everything.
Here, go buy yourself a scone.

299
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,141
All right.

300
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,175
- And what is your name?
- Angela.

301
00:17:24,351 --> 00:17:27,184
Oh, derived from the word "angel."
Appropriate.

302
00:17:27,621 --> 00:17:29,521
Ha. You're cute.

303
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,419
I'd like to buy a scone.

304
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,924
Oh, I'm sorry, we're out.
We have muffins.

305
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,254
They sound delicious...

306
00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:38,761
...but this money is earmarked
for scones.

307
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:42,094
- What are you doing?
- Oh, just getting comfortable.

308
00:17:44,238 --> 00:17:46,263
So how long have
you lived in Los Angeles?

309
00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:48,441
- L...
- They were out of scones.

310
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,702
I'm talking to someone.
You're being rude.

311
00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:52,368
I'll bet you're an actress.

312
00:17:52,546 --> 00:17:56,243
If not, you should be.
You have a very expressive face.

313
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,708
Oh, my God!

314
00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:01,382
Wait, where are you going?
We were doing so well.

315
00:18:01,555 --> 00:18:04,581
She never even got to see my penis.

316
00:18:07,261 --> 00:18:08,353
Ta-da!

317
00:18:16,437 --> 00:18:17,768
Who wants some more coffee?

318
00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:19,371
- Thanks, yeah.
- Sure.

319
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,939
Let me help you.

320
00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:25,709
Nice to see that the gals
are getting along.

321
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,945
"Gals"?
Who are you, Fred Flintstone?

322
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,780
- This trip to India sounds fun.
- Yeah, I think it will be.

323
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,291
Are you concerned your parents
might not approve of Leonard?

324
00:18:38,459 --> 00:18:40,620
A little. They're very old-fashioned.

325
00:18:40,794 --> 00:18:42,386
Well, I wouldn't worry about it.

326
00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:45,930
It's not like you guys
are getting engaged, right?

327
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,326
Oh, my God, no. We're not there yet.

328
00:18:50,537 --> 00:18:54,473
Not engaged. Very interesting.
I have to tinkle.

329
00:18:54,641 --> 00:18:56,472
You've been in there a lot. You okay?

330
00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:59,544
Yes. Are you writing a book?

331
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,110
Why are you getting upset?

332
00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:04,648
I'm not upset. Maybe you're upset.

333
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,846
What's up with you?

334
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,248
Bernadette?

335
00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:14,654
I can't do this anymore!

336
00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:19,065
I'm a good girl.
I went to Catholic school.

337
00:19:21,301 --> 00:19:25,169
Okay, well, it's getting late.
This was terrific.

338
00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:27,307
You win. Ha, ha.

339
00:19:27,841 --> 00:19:29,069
Bernie?

340
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,007
I think the word
you're looking for is "befuddled."

341
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:44,121
My catapult flings my bishop...

342
00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:48,826
...to Howard's queen's gorilla two.

343
00:19:50,597 --> 00:19:56,035
Nice. Okay, rook to transporter pad.

344
00:19:56,470 --> 00:20:00,236
And he comes out at...

345
00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:04,274
...Leonard's queen's bishop
five-and-a-third.

346
00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:06,469
Check on Leonard.

347
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,606
Hang on.

348
00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:13,344
When is my pawn allowed
to use the golf cart?

349
00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:15,583
When it's done charging.

350
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,519
Or you land on the time machine.

351
00:20:17,691 --> 00:20:19,591
Obviously.

352
00:20:21,328 --> 00:20:23,125
Oh, oh...

353
00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:26,824
Beekeeper to king 12.

354
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,699
I capture your pope
and release the swarm.

355
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,365
Checkmate on Sheldon.

356
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,379
I knew I should've given my pope
the jet pack.

357
00:20:40,347 --> 00:20:42,645
Hey, I've got winners.

358
00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:49,722
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