1 00:00:02,286 --> 00:00:04,286 - ♪ Look up there ♪ - ♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,396 --> 00:00:05,983 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,267 - ♪ Like a rock ♪ - ♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:09,900 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:13,495 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:14,905 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,965 --> 00:00:16,493 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,517 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:21,239 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,429 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,581 --> 00:00:24,097 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,577 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:29,528 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,485 (grunts) All right, I've chopped this month's wood, 15 00:00:38,563 --> 00:00:41,259 mended the fishing nets, canned a batch of pepper jelly, 16 00:00:41,283 --> 00:00:43,061 brainstormed my Halloween costume. 17 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,526 I think people are gonna love me 18 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,694 as Sully from Monsters University. 19 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,047 And it's... 5:00 a.m.? 20 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,934 Kids'll be up soon. 21 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,903 Ooh, I almost forgot to stare with wild wonder 22 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:55,888 at Alaska's majesty while whispering "Hot dog." 23 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:58,265 (whispers): Hot dog. 24 00:00:59,060 --> 00:00:59,966 - Dad. - Moon. 25 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:01,141 Drinking coffee again? 26 00:01:01,178 --> 00:01:02,873 Yes. I am ten. 27 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,541 Besides, I was up all night tracking a red squirrel 28 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,710 I believe ate some bologna I was drying on the roof. 29 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,545 - You mean this guy? - (chittering) 30 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,121 - You got him. - I'll set him free 31 00:01:10,145 --> 00:01:11,606 once I've had a few words with him 32 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:13,258 about whose bologna is whose around here. 33 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,626 Thank you, Father. 34 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:15,960 Good morning, Ham. How'd you sleep? 35 00:01:15,984 --> 00:01:17,596 (exhales) Spectacularly. 36 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:20,153 I dreamt I tasted an ice cream flavor called "buffet," 37 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,133 and I awoke feeling complete. 38 00:01:22,157 --> 00:01:24,474 And then I took a glorious dump. 39 00:01:24,535 --> 00:01:26,335 WOLF: Sup, chumps? (chuckles) 40 00:01:26,403 --> 00:01:27,731 I'm just kidding. Just fooling around. 41 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,733 Good morning, brother, brother, Father. 42 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,234 Ah, the fiancés are up. 43 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,778 I've been thinking about your wedding, 44 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:35,072 and I have some... one idea. 45 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,837 We do it on the family boat! 46 00:01:36,989 --> 00:01:39,431 No. Mm-mm. I picked out our wedding theme a few months ago 47 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:41,244 on my drive, when I moved here from Fresno. 48 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:44,252 I want to base the wedding on my favorite romantic movie, 49 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:45,938 Brokeback Mountain. 50 00:01:46,131 --> 00:01:47,492 It'll be in a giant tent. 51 00:01:47,516 --> 00:01:49,160 Everyone's wearing jean jacket. 52 00:01:49,184 --> 00:01:51,351 There'll be a lot of loose sheep everywhere. 53 00:01:51,503 --> 00:01:53,447 But no one will be quitting anyone. 54 00:01:53,471 --> 00:01:54,354 And I'm inviting Jake Gyllenhaal. 55 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:55,667 But if he can't make it, 56 00:01:55,691 --> 00:01:56,760 hopefully Maggie Gyllenhaal. 57 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,433 And if she can't make it, 58 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:00,263 then hopefully her husband, Peter Sarsgaard. 59 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,407 And if he can't make it, 60 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,196 then Alexander Skarsgard. 61 00:02:03,349 --> 00:02:04,469 It was a very long drive. 62 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,366 Well, speaking of celebrations, 63 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,294 as you all know, it's your sister Judy's sweet 16 today, 64 00:02:09,487 --> 00:02:10,687 and I planned a celebration 65 00:02:10,747 --> 00:02:13,023 that's every teenage girl's dream, 66 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:16,020 a full day out on the fishing boat with her brothers and dad. 67 00:02:16,044 --> 00:02:17,785 No frills, no thrills... 68 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:20,806 Just hard work and the feeling of a birthday job well done. 69 00:02:20,957 --> 00:02:23,311 Uh, should we at least look into a clown who's afraid of water? 70 00:02:23,335 --> 00:02:25,104 That could be fun. He'd be all nervous. 71 00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:26,794 Where is Judy anyways? 72 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,075 She said she wanted to have a luxurious birthday morning 73 00:02:29,099 --> 00:02:30,798 and sleep in till 5:45. 74 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:31,962 How decadent. 75 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,872 - (alarm beeping) - (gasps) 76 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:35,320 Good morning, Judy! 77 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,584 You are finally 16 today, you beautiful beast. 78 00:02:37,608 --> 00:02:39,889 I went to sleep a child, and I woke up a sophisticated 79 00:02:39,976 --> 00:02:41,546 and artistic woman. 80 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:44,163 This is the year I trade in my barrettes for berets. 81 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:45,164 But not literally, because I need 82 00:02:45,315 --> 00:02:46,810 to keep my hair off my face. 83 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,910 Ah, good morning, imaginary best friend/inspiration 84 00:02:50,062 --> 00:02:51,486 Alanis Morissette. 85 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,747 And good morning to my best friend/inspiration 86 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,601 - Judy Tobin. - Aw. Really? 87 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,362 Or are you just saying that because it's my birthday? 88 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,252 - Yes. Happy birthday! - Oh. 89 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,847 Well, I have a big birthday announcement. 90 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,407 (mimics fanfare) 91 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:05,662 - (mimics fanfare) - I got the job! 92 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,372 Well, Judy, I have one hand in my pocket, 93 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,855 and the other one is very proud of you. 94 00:03:10,006 --> 00:03:13,358 You are looking at the newest associ-ette photograph-ette 95 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,005 at the Point & Shoot Photo Studio, 96 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:18,088 conveniently located at the most inspiring place 97 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,198 in all of Alaska! 98 00:03:19,391 --> 00:03:20,886 - The mall. - The mall. 99 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:24,611 Oh, the bouquet of perfume samples at La Smell Hut. 100 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,373 The weird empty area between the fountain and the directory. 101 00:03:28,566 --> 00:03:31,376 The cute, slightly older boy who works at Smoothie Boss. 102 00:03:31,569 --> 00:03:33,581 The way his semi-tight pants highlight his, 103 00:03:33,605 --> 00:03:35,363 um, downstairs situation. 104 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,085 Yeah, you get it. You specifically get it. 105 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:39,125 But, Judy, did you tell your dad yet? 106 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,055 No. You know how he is with change. 107 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:42,741 I mean, when Mom ran off to Pennsylvania 108 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:44,297 to be with her lover Marcus, 109 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,277 my dad told us all that she got eaten by a bear 110 00:03:46,301 --> 00:03:47,559 in the Val-U-Buy parking lot. 111 00:03:47,752 --> 00:03:49,656 But she's alive, and we all know that. 112 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,824 (groans) And ever since then, he just wants the whole family 113 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:53,376 to be together all the time. 114 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,119 It'll break his heart if I can't be on the boat 115 00:03:55,143 --> 00:03:57,461 from 3:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 116 00:03:57,521 --> 00:03:59,463 But... (scoffs) Judy, get real. 117 00:03:59,523 --> 00:04:01,426 You-you don't want to spend your life catching fish 118 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,133 after fish after fish 119 00:04:03,193 --> 00:04:04,892 after fish after fish 120 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,130 after fish. 121 00:04:06,154 --> 00:04:07,782 - I know, but... - After fish. 122 00:04:07,806 --> 00:04:09,559 Oh, sorry. I thought you were done. Are you done? 123 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,749 Look, there comes a time 124 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,270 in every young artistic woman's life 125 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,327 when she must put aside her barrettes, 126 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,565 put on her berets... 127 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,922 I was just saying that earlier. 128 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:18,735 ...and grab life by the ass. 129 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:22,319 Yes. I just need to take one butt cheek of life in each hand, 130 00:04:22,379 --> 00:04:24,078 spread 'em apart, and dive... 131 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,672 Oh! (screaming) 132 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,526 Calm down, Judy! Oh, God! 133 00:04:27,659 --> 00:04:30,160 I got to calm down! I have to calm down. 134 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:31,252 For safety. 135 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,699 (announcer voice): And now, 136 00:04:32,723 --> 00:04:35,085 entering the kitchen, 137 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,834 16-year-old Judy Tobin! 138 00:04:37,894 --> 00:04:39,647 (normal voice): It's me. Hi. 139 00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:41,855 I made 16 pancakes for the birthday girl. 140 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:43,615 And I made a portrait 141 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:45,428 of the whole family's inner yearnings out of yarn, 142 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,527 and it's called Inner Yarnings. 143 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:49,432 (chuckles): Oh. That's going right up on the fridge. 144 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,843 Everybody stuff up with carbs and meats, 145 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,812 'cause it's gonna be a real Nippy Nora 146 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,513 for the birthday boat party. 147 00:04:55,537 --> 00:04:56,962 Just how we Tobins like it. 148 00:04:57,155 --> 00:04:58,188 That's right, son. 149 00:04:58,248 --> 00:04:59,517 From the day we chew ourselves 150 00:04:59,541 --> 00:05:01,374 off our mother's umbilical cord 151 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,855 to the day a wild animal eats us, 152 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:05,286 we are fighters, 153 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,450 born to wrestle nature itself into submission 154 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,533 year after glorious year. 155 00:05:09,593 --> 00:05:12,030 My God, this man can give a toast. 156 00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:13,498 Now let's take a moment of silence 157 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,293 for someone who can't celebrate with us today, 158 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,542 your dear departed mother Kathleen. 159 00:05:18,602 --> 00:05:21,061 Is that the same fur bikini your dad has in the guest cabin 160 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,299 with all the candles around it? 161 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,229 (whispers): It is. 162 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:24,924 - (clattering) - Hark, 163 00:05:24,974 --> 00:05:26,469 some sort of beast has entered our abode. 164 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,119 Line up behind me in order of bravery. 165 00:05:30,947 --> 00:05:32,072 (screams) 166 00:05:32,224 --> 00:05:33,593 - Moose! - BEEF: Everyone stay back. 167 00:05:33,617 --> 00:05:35,470 Let me try to get him out of here. Easy. 168 00:05:35,494 --> 00:05:37,480 Does that moose have "sexin" balloons in his antlers? 169 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,264 - Easy. - Is that a sex moose? 170 00:05:39,364 --> 00:05:40,984 That's not what... The balloons spelled out "sixteen." 171 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,569 And they weren't supposed to be on a moose! 172 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,212 How did a moose even get in here? 173 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:45,493 Oh, moose can get in anywhere. 174 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,348 Last fall, one got into the school gym 175 00:05:47,372 --> 00:05:49,159 during a basketball game. 176 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,827 He made the winning basket and then nearly killed the coach. 177 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,926 Yeah, moose are super dangerous, my love. 178 00:05:53,078 --> 00:05:54,873 But they're so big and cute, like Jason Momoa. 179 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,500 I find him more brutally handsome than cute, but... 180 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,210 Guys, please! I'm trying to focus. 181 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,693 Dad, hold the moose. I'll ride it out of here. 182 00:06:01,845 --> 00:06:03,498 Moon, for the hundredth time, you can't ride a moose. 183 00:06:03,522 --> 00:06:05,655 - You can't ride a moose. - (snorts) 184 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,180 -(bellowing) -You ruined Judy's birthday balloons, 185 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,848 - you friggin' jerk! - Wolf, no! 186 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,205 Just let him go! 187 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,785 Oh, no! The moose got Mom's pageant bikini! 188 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,287 And her gorgeous hair extensions! 189 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,193 JUDY: No! Sexi! Stop! 190 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,716 (sighs) 191 00:06:24,909 --> 00:06:27,368 Those were the last things we had of your mom's. 192 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,112 No, Dad, we still have... 193 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,555 uh, our memories. 194 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,982 Like the day she left for Pennsyl... 195 00:06:33,051 --> 00:06:34,284 Uh, Pennsyl... heaven. 196 00:06:34,386 --> 00:06:35,710 Uh, penc... uh, pencil heaven. 197 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:36,895 To be with the angels. 198 00:06:37,088 --> 00:06:38,783 And the pencils. 199 00:06:38,807 --> 00:06:40,827 Uh, because she was a saint who is definitely dead. 200 00:06:40,851 --> 00:06:42,379 Mm-hmm. End of discussion. 201 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,439 If only being a saint was enough to stop her 202 00:06:44,463 --> 00:06:46,049 from being eaten to death by a bear 203 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,890 on her way to buy medicine for the children's hospital. 204 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,054 The children's hospital accepts donated medicine? 205 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,246 Well, as much as I'd like to track that moose down... 206 00:06:54,397 --> 00:06:55,967 For the sport of it, 207 00:06:55,991 --> 00:06:57,394 not because I'm obsessed with your mother's things 208 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,895 that still smell a little bit like her 209 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,397 and that I sometimes like to smell... 210 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:02,381 We can't let this ruin Judy's big day. 211 00:07:02,405 --> 00:07:03,588 Let's load up for the boat. 212 00:07:03,781 --> 00:07:06,258 (whistling, crying) 213 00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:07,946 (whispering): Psst, everyone, 214 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,836 family meeting right now. 215 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,010 Why are we whispering? 216 00:07:11,156 --> 00:07:12,283 Because I don't want Dad to hear. 217 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,323 And it's fun. 218 00:07:13,383 --> 00:07:14,744 Yes. Moon gets it. 219 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,604 So, has the meeting started yet, or...? 220 00:07:16,628 --> 00:07:19,086 No, I think this is just sort of pre-meeting chitchat. 221 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,083 It is. Good eye. 222 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,514 Meeting starts... now. 223 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,586 (normal volume): So, uh, Dad seems pretty upset 224 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,480 about that moose taking Mom's stuff. 225 00:07:25,504 --> 00:07:28,447 Therefore, Judy, you cannot tell him about your new job today. 226 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,910 I mean, we could be headed for a full-scale Beef-Melt. 227 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:33,343 What's a Beef-Melt? That sounds delicious. 228 00:07:33,403 --> 00:07:35,528 It's not. It's when our dad has a freak-out. 229 00:07:35,681 --> 00:07:37,030 He closes himself in his room, 230 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:38,823 he only eats icicles 231 00:07:39,017 --> 00:07:41,293 and watches every season of Gilmore Girls on a loop. 232 00:07:41,486 --> 00:07:44,204 Yeah, we avoid Beef-Melts at all costs. 233 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,133 He had his first one when our mom left. 234 00:07:46,157 --> 00:07:47,685 Even though she was a really bad mom, okay? 235 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:49,395 And it was actually better when she left. 236 00:07:49,419 --> 00:07:52,449 Yeah. She named our dog Grandma so she wouldn't be lying 237 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,789 when she said we were with Grandma when people asked. 238 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,291 Oh. Remember when Grandma got into the trash 239 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,886 and ate all those squeezable yogurt wrappers? 240 00:08:00,038 --> 00:08:01,199 She was the best. 241 00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:02,483 So your dad pretends your mom's dead, 242 00:08:02,507 --> 00:08:04,149 and you pretend to believe him? 243 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,484 And we never talk about it, 244 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:07,464 - and we never will. - Perfect system. 245 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:10,133 So, should I just never tell Dad about my job? 246 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,876 I guess I could say I have diarrhea 247 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,718 every Tuesday and Thursday from 3:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. 248 00:08:14,778 --> 00:08:16,547 for the rest of my life. 249 00:08:16,571 --> 00:08:18,905 Good plan. Uh, great plan, 'kay? 250 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,573 Okay, let's move out. 251 00:08:20,726 --> 00:08:23,150 Judy, I'm really sorry about your diarrhea. 252 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,093 - I just found out. - Oh, it's... 253 00:08:25,154 --> 00:08:26,579 Thank you. Thanks, Ham. 254 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,300 So, I guess if Judy isn't gonna tell your dad 255 00:08:28,324 --> 00:08:29,582 about her mall job yet, 256 00:08:29,735 --> 00:08:31,154 you don't want to tell him we want to move 257 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,458 into the guesthouse either, huh? 258 00:08:32,571 --> 00:08:34,904 This is no time for me to be moving away 259 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:36,256 from my family, Honeybee. 260 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,036 If I moved here all the way from Fresno, 261 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:39,162 you can move into your backyard. 262 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,497 Okay. Fair point. 263 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,595 I'll talk to him as soon as he's stable. 264 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,501 -(crying) -Never gonna talk to him, are you? 265 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,169 (chuckles nervously) I totally am. 266 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,417 Uh, uh, well, no. Yes. 267 00:08:47,519 --> 00:08:49,005 BEEF: Okay, birthday girl. 268 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,331 Which one of our cassettes do you want, 269 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,197 Madonna's Bedtime Stories 270 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:54,510 or songs from the TV show She's the Sheriff? 271 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:56,554 I'll take those sweet sheriff serenades, sir. 272 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,036 Hey, uh, Dad, 273 00:08:58,187 --> 00:08:59,924 didn't you just miss the turnoff for the marina? 274 00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:03,099 First, we got to make a quick birthday detour to the mall. 275 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:04,395 - The mall?! - Yep! 276 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,286 It's a big birthday surprise! 277 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,307 Hey, isn't the mall where Judy got that job 278 00:09:08,331 --> 00:09:09,714 we can't let Dad find out about? 279 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:11,528 - Or no? - (whispers): Yes. 280 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:14,030 Now would be a great time for you to get diarrhea, Judy. 281 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,032 - (whispers): For real. - I'll do what I can. 282 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,441 (grunts, squeaks, exhales) 283 00:09:17,465 --> 00:09:19,599 Just coming up farts over here. 284 00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:24,198 BEEF: Come on, everyone, keep up. I want you to see the look 285 00:09:24,222 --> 00:09:26,182 on Judy's face when she gets her gift. 286 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:27,882 Elevator in progress? 287 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,551 Well, we're all in progress till we die, elevator. 288 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,549 What would Dad get me at the mall anyway? 289 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,533 I mean, the only thing he likes here are those cinnamon buns 290 00:09:34,557 --> 00:09:35,943 that he gets at the food court and then he unravels 291 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,262 and pretends like it's a little snake. 292 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,818 That's not... I don't want that. 293 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,265 Well, he told me how proud he was 294 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,724 when Judy caught that giant salmon 295 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,226 and that he wanted to commemorate it 296 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,752 with a framed photograph from that... 297 00:09:44,776 --> 00:09:47,085 What is it... Uh, Point & Shoot, I think? 298 00:09:47,236 --> 00:09:48,636 ALL: What? 299 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:52,073 You mean the location of Judy's secret job? 300 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,259 ♪ ♪ 301 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:55,855 Son of a beaver. I'll slow him down. 302 00:09:55,879 --> 00:09:57,598 And I'll run ahead and I'll try to, uh, 303 00:09:57,622 --> 00:10:00,340 go back in time and, uh, kill... this mall! 304 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,675 Hey, Dad! Did you see this indoor plant?! 305 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,269 That is an abomination. 306 00:10:04,462 --> 00:10:06,521 We are gonna get you out of here, buddy. 307 00:10:08,466 --> 00:10:10,516 ♪ Crispin. ♪ 308 00:10:10,852 --> 00:10:12,277 Whoa, hey, Crispin... 309 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,299 - Oh. Hey, Rudy. - Oh. It's, uh... 310 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,263 It's stupid, but it's actually Judy. 311 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,432 Judy is my name. (chuckles): Yeah. Anyway, 312 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,119 it must be really fun making... smoothies. 313 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,748 - It's terrible. - WOLF: Judy, 314 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,550 get your rear in gear! Trouble's a-near! 315 00:10:24,574 --> 00:10:26,516 Stay smooth! I mean, stay cool. 316 00:10:26,618 --> 00:10:28,868 (chuckles) Sincerely, comma, 317 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,682 - Judy. - All right, my birthday bundle. 318 00:10:31,706 --> 00:10:33,184 Are you ready for your big surprise? 319 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,024 (quietly): Oh, God. 320 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:38,211 - ♪ Alyson ♪ - ♪ Ooh, that's right ♪ 321 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,454 - ♪ Yeah. ♪ - Hot dog. 322 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,549 - Hello, Miss Lefebvrere. - Oh, hello again, Beef. 323 00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:45,997 I hope you don't mind, I took the liberty of throwing in 324 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,222 a bow for an extra $3.68. 325 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,182 (chuckles): Oh, I'm sorry. 326 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:53,818 - Make that... 69. - (Beef coughs) 327 00:10:54,011 --> 00:10:55,211 Did you say "69"? 328 00:10:55,271 --> 00:10:58,305 I clearly said... 69. 329 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,367 Oh, wait, it's 70. 330 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,217 Good Lord, that's a huge relief. 331 00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:02,810 Oh, wait. No. 332 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,807 It was... 69. 333 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,498 (groans) Damn it. 334 00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:09,091 Wow, something is not right about the price of that bow. 335 00:11:09,119 --> 00:11:10,818 How much is it? Tell me again. 336 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,837 Was it 68? Or 70? 337 00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:14,600 They keep going back between the numbers. 338 00:11:14,624 --> 00:11:16,841 It was 69 on the dot, and you know it. 339 00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:19,493 - God help me. - Okay, here we go. This is done. 340 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,013 Just moving our legs towards the exit. 341 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:23,589 And we're walking. 342 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,536 - Walking. Walking. - Well, great to see you all. 343 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,872 -And Judy? -(all gasp) -Yeah? 344 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:28,998 Happy birthday. 345 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,500 - Oh, thanks. - (all exhale) 346 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,410 -Oh, and Judy? -(all gasp) -Yeah? 347 00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:34,662 -Oh! I forgot what I was gonna say. -(all exhale) 348 00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:36,747 Oh, now I remember. I'll see you back here on Tuesday 349 00:11:36,771 --> 00:11:39,255 for your shift from 3:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. 350 00:11:39,357 --> 00:11:40,534 - Damn it! - Shift? 351 00:11:40,558 --> 00:11:42,108 What's she talking about, Judy? 352 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,763 Say she's talking about your shift in perspective 353 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,020 and newfound positive outlook on life. 354 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,205 Say it, Judy. Say it. 355 00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:49,708 Dad, it's time for me to... 356 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:52,285 grab life's butt cheeks by the hands and... 357 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,529 and, uh, take kind of a deep dive into, uh... 358 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,601 What do you mean, Judy? Is this another one 359 00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,126 of your performance pieces? One of your Improv Everywheres? 360 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,100 I have a job at the mall now, Dad. 361 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,963 You what? You where? 362 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,799 Judy's our newest associ-ette photograph-ette here. 363 00:12:06,952 --> 00:12:08,468 She's got an amazing eye 364 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,531 for photos and a head for light cash register work. 365 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:13,806 Well, congratulations, Judy. 366 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,066 (grunts) 367 00:12:17,094 --> 00:12:19,790 -Kathleen. Bikini. -JUDY: I have a job at the mall now, Dad. 368 00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:21,384 BEEF: Smoothie. (grunts) 369 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,202 WOLF: The moose got Mom's pageant bikini! 370 00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:26,222 HAM: And her gorgeous hair extensions. 371 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,653 Dad, no! It's still in progress! 372 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,230 (elevator bell chimes) 373 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,416 Uh, Rudy? Your dad's stuck in the elevator. 374 00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:38,256 Well, it's a beautiful day to go out on the boat. (chuckles) 375 00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:40,403 - BEEF: Mm-hmm. - Man, it doesn't, uh, matter 376 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,904 how much water you put that thing in. 377 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,948 - It just floats, right? - Say, if that picture's 378 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,156 taking up too much room, we can just throw it into the ocean 379 00:12:47,258 --> 00:12:48,538 like we do so many other things 380 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,522 that are valuable to us as a family. 381 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,914 It's fine. 382 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,587 Oh, hey, did you hear 383 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,585 about the new generator model coming out next week? 384 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,518 Should be... Should generate a lot. (chuckles) 385 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,256 Don't you have thoughts about that, Dad? 386 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,649 BEEF: Not this minute, I don't. 387 00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:03,856 (gasps) Dad's gone mute on generators? 388 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,191 Oh, this is bad. 389 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,010 I know, let's list crustaceans. 390 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,765 - Honeybee, you go first. - I don't know. 391 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,955 Crab? Crab dip? Squidward? 392 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,417 - Hiya, Beef! - BEEF: Mm-hmm. 393 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:13,770 - Oh, hiya, Tobins. - Hello. 394 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,462 -Hello. -Hi, Londra. -Nice fish. 395 00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:17,687 No pressure, but you still haven't RSVP'd 396 00:13:17,789 --> 00:13:19,631 for my Tupperware party. 397 00:13:19,782 --> 00:13:22,153 If I don't sell enough, I'll owe thousands to my mentor Sheryl. 398 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,359 Not now, Londra! 399 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,194 HAM: All right, Dad. 400 00:13:25,255 --> 00:13:27,255 Ready to get a handle on these candles? 401 00:13:27,331 --> 00:13:29,390 By lighting them? 402 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,868 Hmm. 403 00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:33,036 (grunts) 404 00:13:33,096 --> 00:13:34,720 You got this, Dad. You got this! 405 00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:36,667 Should we just do virtual candles? I have an app. 406 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,410 You can get 'em to look like the Minions. 407 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:39,892 Dad's got it under control. 408 00:13:40,045 --> 00:13:42,006 Yeah. We're gonna light the candles with a match 409 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,466 just like we always do. 410 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,490 Aren't we, Dad? Aren't we? 411 00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:48,718 (grunts) You know, I was counting on these matches 412 00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:51,307 to do the one thing they said they were gonna do, 413 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,831 and now they're just... 414 00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,477 they're just getting a job at the Point & Shoot. 415 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,341 - That's it. I'm quitting. - What? 416 00:13:56,485 --> 00:13:58,430 I'm quitting the job that I haven't even started yet 417 00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:00,224 so that everything can just go back to normal. 418 00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:01,901 -What? -No! -No, Judy. 419 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,228 You can't give up on something so important to you. 420 00:14:04,252 --> 00:14:05,863 Just like moving into Mom's old guest cabin 421 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,473 - is important to me and Honeybee. - What?! 422 00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:09,992 Well, you got to know sometime, Dad. 423 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,850 Also, I am gay. 424 00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:15,520 Ham, we know. You've come out to us a bunch of times. 425 00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,074 - I have? - Yes! 426 00:14:17,098 --> 00:14:18,692 And we love you just the way you are, damn it! 427 00:14:18,716 --> 00:14:21,192 Well, thank you for being an ally! 428 00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:22,585 Why are we yelling? 429 00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:24,674 Because I'm upset about other stuff! 430 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,618 Namely that Judy's got another job 431 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,586 and Wolf wants to move across town. 432 00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,555 - It's the backyard, Dad. - And all your mom's stuff 433 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,860 got stolen by a moose and these matches won't light. 434 00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,851 Moon, you got any secrets to share? 435 00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:38,042 - Well, I know Mom's not really dea... - No? Okay, great. 436 00:14:38,235 --> 00:14:40,119 I need to, to use the restroom. 437 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:41,713 The toilet's still there, right? 438 00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:43,526 Or did that change on me, too? Is it a fridge now? 439 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,903 - Well, then, I'll poop in the fridge. - Dad, no. 440 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,126 It'll be so cold. 441 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,939 - No. Let him. - Ooh! 442 00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:51,280 For 99 cents, we can get little cat candles 443 00:14:51,341 --> 00:14:52,891 that say "happy purr-thday." 444 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,079 That'll cheer your dad up when he gets back. 445 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,395 He's not coming back. 446 00:14:58,456 --> 00:14:59,789 I guess we're orphans now. 447 00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:01,544 Maybe we can stop by the animal shelter 448 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,902 on the way home and get a new Grandma. 449 00:15:04,095 --> 00:15:05,497 LONDRA: Huh. 450 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:07,313 That was a quick birthday party. 451 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,793 Yeah. Dad got mad and ran away. Did you see him? 452 00:15:09,817 --> 00:15:11,596 Yeah, I saw him pull up in the rowboat. 453 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,986 He was muttering, but I didn't think much of it. 454 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,562 Everyone around here mutters. 455 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,323 (all muttering) 456 00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:18,895 All right. Well, we got to go find him. 457 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,160 Okay. By the way, there will be lemon squares 458 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,479 - at the Tupperware party. - Not now, Londra. 459 00:15:23,539 --> 00:15:24,664 You got it. 460 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,591 Okay, so it looks like Dad 461 00:15:26,784 --> 00:15:28,595 went after that moose that snatched Mom's bikini. 462 00:15:28,619 --> 00:15:30,670 We've got snow machine tracks, 463 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,338 footprints, snowshoe prints, 464 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,991 and what looks like waffle maker prints. 465 00:15:35,093 --> 00:15:38,581 Oh, that clever son of a bitch does not want to be found. 466 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,416 All right, let's all split up and look for him. 467 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,234 Here's a flare gun for each of you. 468 00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:43,458 Send one up if you find him. 469 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,610 Okay, Ham's works. Great test. 470 00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:47,706 Uh, try to save your flares for when you need them, bud. 471 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,615 (chuckles): I'll try, but they're so beautiful. 472 00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,261 Good luck out there, dear siblings. 473 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,118 Let's go trap a dad. 474 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,830 Sorry. Look how she shines. 475 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,166 ♪ ♪ 476 00:16:05,123 --> 00:16:06,517 Headed right for the river. 477 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:10,134 You may be "sexi," but you're not smart. 478 00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:13,012 - (wind whistling) - Kathleen. 479 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,456 (screams) 480 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,475 Aah! Oh, my God! Broken foot. 481 00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:20,127 That's okay. I can push through this. 482 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,055 (screams) Nope. No, that is Alaska broken. 483 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,502 (grunts) Well, 484 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,318 time to sit down and await my death. 485 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,590 (sighs) Damn it, Kathleen. I've got to know. 486 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,714 Are you ever coming back to me? 487 00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:33,658 Just-just give me a sign. 488 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,326 Okay. 489 00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:37,720 That was definitely a sign. But was it a yes or no? 490 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:40,981 Let's do this. If I should keep hoping you'll come back, 491 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,816 then send up another flare. 492 00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:47,046 Uh, I'll-I'll just wait a little bit longer. 493 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,915 Okay. There's my dad's 494 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,327 signature super long stride, and he was probably following 495 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,825 these moose... (gasps) Oh, my God! Dad! 496 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,529 - Judy? - Are you hurt? 497 00:16:57,575 --> 00:17:00,663 Yep, I'm hurt, and I'm stuck. So just get out of here 498 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,241 and go and live a full and productive life without me. 499 00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:05,931 What? No, Dad. I'm just going 500 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,420 to shoot off this flare to get help. 501 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,693 Then I'm going to go live 502 00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:10,497 a full and productive life with you. 503 00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:12,583 (screams) Sorry. Lost focus. 504 00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:14,991 Man, this family is not good at flares. 505 00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,946 Just leave me here, Judy. I have a broken foot 506 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,876 and a broken heart, and my one job 507 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:26,044 was to keep my family together, and I couldn't even do it. 508 00:17:26,237 --> 00:17:27,712 I lost your mom, and then I lost 509 00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:29,905 her hair extensions and her fur bikini. 510 00:17:29,941 --> 00:17:33,551 So, go and tell everyone I died doing what I loved: 511 00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:34,938 being your dad. 512 00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:36,866 No, the others will be here any minute. 513 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,556 I'm not leaving you. 514 00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:41,208 Oh, please. You'll all leave me sooner or later. 515 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,039 Dad. (screams) 516 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,874 -(grunts) -Damn it, Judy. What have I told you 517 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:48,140 about getting into a steeply embanked ice chasm voluntarily? 518 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,378 - Not to do it. - Right. 519 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,235 Dad, we know Mom's not dead. 520 00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:52,962 But you didn't lose her. 521 00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:55,907 She left, and it's not because of something you did 522 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:56,982 or something we did. 523 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,129 She just... wanted to leave. 524 00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:01,487 I don't... I don't know what you're talking about. 525 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,083 She's in Pennsyl... Pennsylvania. 526 00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:06,659 There is no Pencil Heaven. 527 00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:08,680 But if there was, do you think they would be 528 00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:10,733 in their little stub version or their full form? 529 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,148 Full form. No question. 530 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,519 - (crying) - Dad, listen. 531 00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:15,167 We don't want to run away. 532 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,743 We love being on the boat. 533 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,005 We just love other places, too, and other things, 534 00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:21,432 and that's normal. You don't have to let us go. 535 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:24,622 - I just have to let you pursue outside interests. - Grow. 536 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,179 Oh, I-I went for the rhyme there. 537 00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:28,417 - But... (chuckles) Yeah. - WOLF: Dad! 538 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,281 - Judy! - Dad's foot is broken! 539 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,017 Regular broken or Alaska broken? 540 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,330 Alaska broken. 541 00:18:33,354 --> 00:18:35,115 - We got to boost him up. - Copy that. 542 00:18:35,139 --> 00:18:37,857 Ham, you stay up here and pull. Honeybee, you're with me. 543 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:38,951 You bet I am, babe. 544 00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:40,100 Okay, everybody. 545 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,786 Let's hoist this beefy boy. 546 00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,766 - (all grunting) - BEEF: Steady. 547 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,976 -(grunts) -WOLF: Moose! -(all scream) 548 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,937 My beautiful pants! 549 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,611 Okay, don't worry, everybody. A moose isn't gonna charge 550 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,942 into a steeply embanked ice chasm voluntarily. 551 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,434 - Oh, my God! - (bellows) 552 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,019 (grunts) Remember your training, Moon. 553 00:18:56,043 --> 00:19:00,190 Oh, I hope I'm not making a huge "moose-stake." 554 00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:01,508 What is it with this guy? (grunts) 555 00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:03,457 He's like my-my Moby Dick or... Ow! 556 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,534 I'm-I'm his Moby Dick? I'm realizing 557 00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:09,147 - I never actually read it. - (shouts) 558 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,892 I got Mom's bikini! 559 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,968 (chuckles): Moon! You saved us! 560 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,374 I told you I could ride a moose. 561 00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:18,801 BEEF: Children, 562 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,384 I, uh, I'm sorry I spent so many years 563 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,644 pretending your mother was eaten by a bear. 564 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:27,556 I guess in retrospect, I was going through something. 565 00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:30,220 - It's okay, Dad. - Hey, it was fun while it lasted. 566 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:31,814 This was your mom's goodbye letter. 567 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,397 I never read it because I didn't want it to be real, 568 00:19:34,457 --> 00:19:36,174 but I'm gonna read it now. 569 00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,509 Oh. It just says, "Smell you later." 570 00:19:38,702 --> 00:19:41,012 And there's a drawing of either a middle finger 571 00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:42,496 or a penis under it. 572 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,568 I think it's a hand with penis fingers. 573 00:19:44,592 --> 00:19:45,683 Hey, you're right. 574 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:48,352 And, so, we are gathered here today 575 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,430 to consecrate this goodbye note and fur bikini. 576 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,417 - And may Kathleen and her lover... - Marcus. 577 00:19:54,477 --> 00:19:56,622 Sorry. I only know his name because they keep a blog. 578 00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:59,088 It's about stores that won't chase you if you shoplift. 579 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,459 It's called Pittsburgh Stealers. 580 00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:04,610 Well, may she and Marcus be happy... ish. 581 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,111 I guess. Or whatever. 582 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,725 - Please come back, Kathy. - Dad. 583 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,134 - Kidding. - Were you? 584 00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:11,434 No. But I'll get there. Maybe. 585 00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:14,598 So, if you're okay with Mom being in Pennsylvania, 586 00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:16,400 does that mean you're okay with me and Honeybee 587 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,123 moving into the guest cabin? 588 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,051 You have my blessing. 589 00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:23,370 I just hope a mysterious ghost doesn't show up 590 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,448 and scare you back into the house. 591 00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:27,560 Dad, please don't dress up like a ghost 592 00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:29,321 to try to scare us back into the house. 593 00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:30,873 (chuckles): I'll try my best. 594 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,305 Now, should we all go in and finally celebrate 595 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,066 our special girl's birthday? 596 00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:36,712 - Dad? - Yeah, Jude? 597 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,478 Um, what about me and-and the mall? 598 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,741 Of course I want you to work at the mall, Judy. 599 00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:44,300 I know you've got your mother's creative side. 600 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,059 She loved Color Me Mine. 601 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,894 She robbed one once. 602 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,321 Thanks, Dad. I love you. 603 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,156 I love you, too, Judy. 604 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,751 Now, let's go eat some cake. 605 00:20:53,944 --> 00:20:55,564 (sighs) 606 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,997 Now, that's what I call diving into life's butthole. 607 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:01,241 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 608 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,409 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 609 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,406 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 610 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,430 ♪ Wow ♪ 611 00:21:05,622 --> 00:21:08,340 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 612 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,250 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 613 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,011 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 614 00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:13,415 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 615 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,158 ♪ In the Great North ♪ 616 00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:17,382 HAM: Ooh, I like the part where we say "Hup." 617 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,352 ♪ The Great North ♪ 618 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,280 ♪ Oh, yeah, hut, whoo ♪ 619 00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:23,948 ♪ Hup, oh ♪ 620 00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:25,427 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ 621 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,451 ♪ Oh ♪ 622 00:21:26,643 --> 00:21:28,619 ♪ The Great North. ♪ 623 00:21:30,681 --> 00:21:35,378 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org