1 00:00:01,836 --> 00:00:04,556 - ♪ Look up there ♪ - ♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,580 --> 00:00:06,246 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,526 - ♪ Like a rock ♪ - ♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,820 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:13,178 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,371 --> 00:00:14,371 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,539 --> 00:00:16,015 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:17,327 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,905 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:22,095 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,248 --> 00:00:23,764 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,410 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,434 --> 00:00:29,319 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:33,592 --> 00:00:35,462 BEEF: In honor of the six-month anniversary 15 00:00:35,486 --> 00:00:37,852 of Wolf and Honeybee's meeting, everyone gets 16 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,182 six eggs, six pancakes, 17 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,855 six glasses of orange juice, 18 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,784 - and six cups of coffee. - Looks great, Dad. Very normal. 19 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,931 Since Wolf and Honeybee meeting was a dream come true for them, 20 00:00:46,955 --> 00:00:50,027 maybe we should go around the table and all share our dreams. 21 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:51,216 Well, I'm living my dreams. 22 00:00:51,368 --> 00:00:53,104 My sleep is purely for recuperating. 23 00:00:53,128 --> 00:00:55,407 I had a dream I was Eleanor Roosevelt's personal assistant 24 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:58,610 and I just kept saying, "You go, girl!" 25 00:00:58,634 --> 00:01:00,412 I dreamt that I was being chased by a bear. 26 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:03,120 But then I was the bear, and the bear had to poop, so I did. 27 00:01:03,222 --> 00:01:04,788 And then I woke up... 28 00:01:04,848 --> 00:01:06,139 and I had. 29 00:01:06,292 --> 00:01:07,936 I dreamt that I was in a giant pool, 30 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,629 but instead of water, it was filled with guacamole. 31 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,573 And I was floating on a big chip. 32 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:14,626 Baby, that's the third guacamole dream this week. 33 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:16,408 Ooh! This is great stuff. 34 00:01:16,601 --> 00:01:19,152 Recurring guacamole dreams are exactly the kind of human color 35 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,563 I need for my Moose Droppings profile. 36 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,560 Whenever a new resident arrives in Lone Moose, 37 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,586 I write an article about them for the school newspaper. 38 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:27,970 Honeybee, should we retire to my office for our interview? 39 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:31,309 We're on record starting... now. 40 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,070 Okay. But I don't want some puff piece. 41 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,836 I don't want to sue you, but I want to want to sue you. 42 00:01:35,988 --> 00:01:37,245 Oh, no, no, no! 43 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,651 I really milked the elk on this one, guys. 44 00:01:39,675 --> 00:01:41,174 What's the problem, son? 45 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,062 I wanted me and Honeybee's six-month anniversary 46 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:44,322 to be extra special. 47 00:01:44,346 --> 00:01:45,974 Tonight, as you know, I've decided on 48 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:48,335 a romantic dinner party where we can celebrate our cool, 49 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:50,770 sexy relationship... Just me, my fiancée 50 00:01:50,794 --> 00:01:52,352 and my entire family. 51 00:01:52,504 --> 00:01:54,165 And the party will be based around the movie Shrek, 52 00:01:54,189 --> 00:01:57,116 which we both love and which played a big part in us meeting. 53 00:01:57,309 --> 00:01:59,389 - So what's the problem? - The problem is that 54 00:01:59,511 --> 00:02:01,954 the gift I got her is just a ding-dang certificate 55 00:02:02,147 --> 00:02:03,675 for a couples massage. 56 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:06,125 Son, I want to feel upset and anxious for you, 57 00:02:06,318 --> 00:02:08,271 but give me something to work with here. 58 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,278 A gift certificate is so obvious. 59 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,706 You guys heard her talking about her guacamole dreams. 60 00:02:12,858 --> 00:02:14,282 She's friggin' obsessed. 61 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,468 Oh, if I could get my hands on some avocados... 62 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:18,740 Now, that would be a good anniversary present. 63 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:21,214 Avocados are not gonna be easy to find in Lone Moose 64 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,695 at this time of year, or in Lone Moose, period. 65 00:02:23,719 --> 00:02:25,956 We don't have avocados, is my point. 66 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,791 Well, I got to get 'em. 67 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,626 I-I don't want her to break up with me like Lara Silverblatt. 68 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,870 And everybody else I've ever dated. 69 00:02:31,894 --> 00:02:33,059 Who is Lara Silverblatt? 70 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,965 Wolf's most recent ex-girlfriend. 71 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,633 She used to babysit you. 72 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,585 She was your karate teacher, Sensei Silverblatt. 73 00:02:38,609 --> 00:02:41,976 Not ringing a bell, but I have face blindness, so... 74 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,236 Moon, we've been over this. 75 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,975 You do not have face blindness. 76 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,224 And even if you did, these are facts about her. 77 00:02:47,326 --> 00:02:48,834 You don't have fact blindness. 78 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:50,838 Honeybee is the one. I-I can't lose her. 79 00:02:50,862 --> 00:02:53,413 And that's why everything today has to be perfect. 80 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:56,008 But I can't track down avocados if I also have to make 81 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:57,751 these goshdang Shrek decorations 82 00:02:57,903 --> 00:02:59,403 for the party tonight. 83 00:02:59,463 --> 00:03:01,566 What do you think the Tobin Party Posse is for? 84 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:03,493 Your brother Ham, your sister Judy and I 85 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,518 have been known to throw quite a soiree on a moment's notice. 86 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,908 But, Dad, Judy's gonna be interviewing Honeybee all day. 87 00:03:09,932 --> 00:03:12,632 Son, just because your sister has all the ideas, 88 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,010 buys all the materials, and then hand-makes each decoration 89 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,899 before telling us where to put 'em 90 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:19,700 doesn't mean we can't do this without her. 91 00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:22,128 -Uh... -We shall make the Shrok decorations 92 00:03:22,152 --> 00:03:23,702 while you try to find avocados. 93 00:03:23,895 --> 00:03:26,038 Thank you, Father. Did you say Shrok? 94 00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:28,018 - I'm coming with you. - Great! 95 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,449 If anybody can track an avocado 96 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:31,396 through the Alaskan wilderness, it's you. 97 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,954 I just hope your face blindness doesn't slow us down. 98 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,440 Avocados don't have faces. 99 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,533 Great! Let's guac and roll. 100 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,363 It's not every day I get to interview 101 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,128 a sophisticated, big-city woman. 102 00:03:42,281 --> 00:03:44,205 I guess my first question is... 103 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,799 tell me everything. 104 00:03:45,951 --> 00:03:48,785 Well, Judypie, I'm a Fresno native, as you know, 105 00:03:48,887 --> 00:03:51,063 and everything was blazin' in the Big Raisin. 106 00:03:51,256 --> 00:03:52,450 I'd just gotten my business degree 107 00:03:52,474 --> 00:03:53,952 from Fresno City College, 108 00:03:53,976 --> 00:03:55,736 and Fresno had everything a hungry, 109 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,547 young entrepreneur could want... Valet parking 110 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,758 at many of our mid-range restaurants and hotels, 111 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,627 multiple loosely-Italian- inspired coffee shops, 112 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:04,578 and a beautiful office supply store. 113 00:04:04,602 --> 00:04:05,889 The only problem was my parent. 114 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,061 (Judy gasps) 115 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,972 - Were they cursed? - What? No. 116 00:04:09,032 --> 00:04:11,157 They're people, not ancient artifacts. 117 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:14,327 Right. So not... cursed. 118 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,313 WOLF: Hey, Old Jody Jr. 119 00:04:16,373 --> 00:04:18,401 How's it hangin', my main man? 120 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,219 I got a few things hanging currently, 121 00:04:20,243 --> 00:04:22,647 so you'll have to be more... (hawks, clears throat) specific. 122 00:04:22,671 --> 00:04:25,264 Wonderful. Look, I'm wondering if you can get something for... 123 00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:26,968 - Yup. - Y-You didn't even hear what it was. 124 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:28,828 If it exists, I can get it. Name something. 125 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,622 - Name something? - Name something that exists, 126 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,749 I'll tell you if I can get it. - Uh, the master tapes 127 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,107 - from Def Leppard's Pyromania. - Yup, I can get 'em. 128 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:36,424 Might take a few days. 129 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:38,204 You could really get the master tapes 130 00:04:38,228 --> 00:04:40,348 from Def Leppard's Pyromania in a few days? 131 00:04:40,397 --> 00:04:42,300 - Yup. - Okay. Well, today I just need 132 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,094 some avocados for someone special. 133 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,453 (whistles) Green gold? 134 00:04:45,477 --> 00:04:46,638 (chuckles) That's gonna cost you. 135 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,953 Oh, of course. How much? 136 00:04:48,104 --> 00:04:49,808 Uh, now, bear in mind, I don't have any money. 137 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:52,102 - Uh, got anything to trade? - Got a gift certificate 138 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,518 - for a couples massage. - Meet me back here in an hour. 139 00:04:54,619 --> 00:04:56,389 - Well, that was easy. - MOON: If you say so. 140 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,855 Old Jody Jr.'s always ripping everybody off, 141 00:04:58,957 --> 00:05:01,525 because he thinks he's the only game in town, 142 00:05:01,585 --> 00:05:04,377 and that's just because he's the only game in town. 143 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,391 (sighs) Everything's gonna be fine. 144 00:05:06,498 --> 00:05:08,476 Hey, you want to go to Maude's All Day, 145 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,550 get an ice cream sundae while we wait? 146 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,885 Don't patronize me. 147 00:05:12,037 --> 00:05:13,887 And yes, I do. 148 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,850 JUDY: Wow, that was a very thorough description 149 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:17,891 of your parents' faces and bodies. 150 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,226 Now, uh, take me to personality town. 151 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:22,507 What are they like? I mean, amazing, like you, obviously, 152 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,656 of course, but what else, what else? 153 00:05:24,808 --> 00:05:26,586 - What else can you tell me? - Louis and Ruth Shaw 154 00:05:26,610 --> 00:05:28,713 are the Curtain King and Queen of Fresno. 155 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:30,664 The problem was, they wanted me to sell all that stuff, too, 156 00:05:30,688 --> 00:05:32,831 but hawking curtains wasn't my calling. 157 00:05:32,982 --> 00:05:34,719 We got some beautiful denim curtains 158 00:05:34,743 --> 00:05:36,980 from the Brian Williams "Off the Record" collection today. 159 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,982 Honeybee, maybe you'd like to handle the launch. 160 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,489 It's good practice for when you take over the store. 161 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,790 I've told you, I don't want to take over the store. 162 00:05:43,868 --> 00:05:46,397 - Can't Jerry do it? - Leave him out of it. 163 00:05:46,421 --> 00:05:48,015 Guys, please don't make me take sides. 164 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:50,401 Except a side of these delicious mashed potatoes. Mmm. 165 00:05:50,425 --> 00:05:51,850 Honeybee, you're the oldest. 166 00:05:52,043 --> 00:05:54,335 Besides, Jerrybee doesn't have a business degree. 167 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,538 And he doesn't need one to sell blinds. 168 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,910 Wow. So that's all you think your mother and I do, 169 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:00,417 "sell blinds"? 170 00:06:00,519 --> 00:06:02,080 Dad, how many times have you told us the story 171 00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:04,754 about how you moved to Fresno with $30 in your pocket 172 00:06:04,815 --> 00:06:07,014 and a bolt of "uncut velvet drapery"? 173 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,868 You followed your dreams. All I want is to follow mine. 174 00:06:10,061 --> 00:06:11,094 (doorbell rings) 175 00:06:11,154 --> 00:06:12,537 Oh, I wonder who that could be. 176 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:14,609 Let me guess: It's Calvin Prescott, 177 00:06:14,732 --> 00:06:17,283 the Linoleum Prince of Fresno, pretending like he just happened 178 00:06:17,436 --> 00:06:19,213 to be in the neighborhood again, isn't it? 179 00:06:19,237 --> 00:06:20,437 It's Calvin Prescott! 180 00:06:20,497 --> 00:06:22,214 The Linoleum Prince of Fresno. 181 00:06:22,365 --> 00:06:24,549 He just happened to be in the neighborhood. 182 00:06:24,742 --> 00:06:27,052 Hello, Mr. Shaw. Jerry. Hey, Honeybee. 183 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,341 Honeybee, maybe you two should go for a drive 184 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,470 so you can get to know each other better. 185 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:33,708 We've known each other since we were 12! 186 00:06:34,344 --> 00:06:35,560 Fine. Come on, Calvin, 187 00:06:35,753 --> 00:06:37,673 let's get this sham setup over with. 188 00:06:37,755 --> 00:06:39,700 This isn't a "sham setup," young lady. 189 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,711 It's a normal, regular, very real setup. 190 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,885 Now, go fall in love with Calvin. 191 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,882 - As promised. - Uh, uh, wai... 192 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,717 wait-wait-wait... These are frigging pears. 193 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,799 Hot damn! Big Jeff must've ripped me off. 194 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:51,820 Well, you just can't trust Big Jeff. 195 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:54,132 But don't you worry, I'm going over there 196 00:06:54,156 --> 00:06:55,392 to give him a what for. 197 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:56,806 Good, but at the very least, 198 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:58,786 I'm gonna need that gift certificate back. 199 00:06:58,810 --> 00:07:01,068 Would if I could, but that sucker is long gone. 200 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,565 I-It's been an hour. 201 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,234 You already went and got a couples massage? 202 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,425 I traded it for seven cartons of printer toner. 203 00:07:06,576 --> 00:07:08,238 Old Jody Jr. has still got it. 204 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,622 Well, what am I supposed to do with these stupid pears?! 205 00:07:10,747 --> 00:07:14,157 Hey, when life gives you pears, make pear milk! 206 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:16,083 - MOON: I... - Don't. 207 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,936 - Told... - Moon. 208 00:07:18,129 --> 00:07:19,440 - You... - Stop. 209 00:07:19,464 --> 00:07:21,189 - So. - Dang it! 210 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,281 Welp, great news. The second round of ice cream sundaes 211 00:07:27,305 --> 00:07:28,925 in an hour has given me a pretty good idea. 212 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,951 What if we just make guacamole out of these pears? 213 00:07:30,975 --> 00:07:33,118 And then we say, "Yum! This guac is good." 214 00:07:33,311 --> 00:07:34,953 Hopefully, she won't notice. 215 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,362 I think she'll notice. 216 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:37,657 Yeah, she notices everything. 217 00:07:37,815 --> 00:07:39,602 And that's what I love about her. 218 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,186 Just the other day she noticed I had spaghetti all over my shirt. 219 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,703 I mean, just everywhere. 220 00:07:43,855 --> 00:07:45,775 Dang it! Well, now I don't have avocados 221 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,133 or a gift certificate for a couples massage! 222 00:07:48,284 --> 00:07:50,363 - I think I can help you. - Oh, thank you, Moon, 223 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,363 but it would be weird, not to mention inappropriate, 224 00:07:53,423 --> 00:07:55,476 for you to give me and my fiancée massages. 225 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,383 No, Wolf, I'm in fifth grade. 226 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,219 Yeah, that's kind of my point. 227 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,538 Listen: our grade's entire economy 228 00:08:01,598 --> 00:08:03,556 is a lawless barter operation. 229 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,462 We need to go see my friend Henry. 230 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,172 If we're making Shrek decorations, 231 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:09,303 the Party Posse's first order of business 232 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,231 is to watch some Shrek. 233 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,044 - We can stream it. - Hmm, good idea. 234 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:15,218 I'll get my waders. (chuckles) 235 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,308 - Because of the stream. - Very good one, Dad. 236 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,809 - Uh-oh. Is the Wi-Fi down? - Ah. Yes. 237 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,002 The falcons are using the dish as a nest again. 238 00:08:22,026 --> 00:08:24,527 In 30 days, the circle of life will be complete, 239 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,224 and we'll have the Wi-Fi back. 240 00:08:26,248 --> 00:08:27,747 Okay. No big deal. 241 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,727 I saw ten minutes of Shrek at a slumber party 242 00:08:29,751 --> 00:08:31,512 eight years ago before I fell asleep, 243 00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:33,823 - so I think I got the gist. - Great. Where do we begin? 244 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,700 So, the first thing you need to know 245 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:39,667 is that Shrek is dark gray and he loves the beach. 246 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,331 JUDY: Wow! The view of Fresno 247 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,580 at night sounds so romantic. 248 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,576 Being there with Calvin was not romantic. 249 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,361 We're more like brother and sister. 250 00:08:47,385 --> 00:08:49,188 A brother and sister whose parents desperately wanted them 251 00:08:49,212 --> 00:08:50,603 to marry each other. 252 00:08:50,756 --> 00:08:52,217 Don't get me wrong... Calvin was a good guy. 253 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,993 He just wasn't for me. For example, 254 00:08:54,017 --> 00:08:56,442 I love watching movies, and Calvin loves... 255 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:57,595 Fresno. 256 00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:59,432 - Isn't it Fres-taking? - Mm. 257 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,816 Uh, sorry I came over tonight... Pretending to take you out 258 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:04,450 is just easier than telling my parents how we really feel. 259 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,672 Why can't they understand that we want to build 260 00:09:06,696 --> 00:09:08,399 our own businesses one day, and travel. 261 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,009 - Nobody puts baby in a corner. - What? 262 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,195 - Dirty Dancing? - Not tonight. I'm pretty beat. 263 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,531 I mean, Fresno's great... The Island Water Park, 264 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,866 Little Sweden... but what if I want to see big Sweden? 265 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,035 What do you want out of life, Calvin? 266 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,861 I'll probably just sell linoleum and get old and die 267 00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:23,114 and be buried at Fresno Memorial Gardens. 268 00:09:23,138 --> 00:09:25,208 My parents actually picked out a gravesite for me. 269 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,359 It's already paid for, which is really nice. 270 00:09:27,383 --> 00:09:28,792 They bought the headstone, too. 271 00:09:28,893 --> 00:09:31,552 Pretty much all I have left to do is die. 272 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:34,055 You make it sound great, but I feel the need, 273 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,965 - the need for speed! - Okay. 274 00:09:36,026 --> 00:09:38,462 I mean, it's a Prius, but let's see what she can do. 275 00:09:38,486 --> 00:09:40,281 HONEYBEE: So, that night, 276 00:09:40,305 --> 00:09:42,082 like most nights, I cheered myself up by logging on 277 00:09:42,106 --> 00:09:44,324 to the Famous Movie Quotes Online Message Board 278 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,750 and that's when I met him. 279 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,805 - (gasps) Who? - Wolf. 280 00:09:47,829 --> 00:09:50,108 Honk. Of course! I honestly forgot he was in this story. 281 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,642 WOLF: Ogres are like onions. 282 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,333 They have layers. 283 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,002 - And this ogre is named Wolf. - You had me at onions. 284 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,987 MOON: And the party's tonight. 285 00:09:58,048 --> 00:09:59,817 So you can see the problem. 286 00:09:59,841 --> 00:10:01,491 I told him you could help. 287 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:04,327 Avocados are going to be tough to find in Lone Moose 288 00:10:04,387 --> 00:10:05,770 at this time of year. 289 00:10:05,963 --> 00:10:07,917 But I can take that box of pears 290 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,021 and turn it into, like, 300 baseball cards. 291 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:13,278 - Does Honeybee like baseball cards? - I don't know, but... 292 00:10:13,471 --> 00:10:16,356 Now, each pack of baseball cards has a stick of gum in it, 293 00:10:16,508 --> 00:10:18,548 so you'd also be giving her a lot of gum. 294 00:10:18,643 --> 00:10:20,504 - That is nice, but... - MRS. TUNTLEY: I thought 295 00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:22,640 you boys might be hungry for some pizza Lunchables. 296 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,750 - Thank you, Mrs. Tuntley. - Thank you, Henry's mom. 297 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:26,934 I put them together myself. I could not resist. 298 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:28,679 Mom! That's half the fun! 299 00:10:28,703 --> 00:10:30,203 Don't I know it! 300 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,942 I couldn't help but overhear you talking about avocados. 301 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,944 Have you tried calling your Uncle Mike in Anchorage? 302 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,929 He works at the Kleiman's Quality Center up there. 303 00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:38,197 You want me to give him a call? 304 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,472 - Would you, Mrs. T? - I'm on it. 305 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:42,123 Hi, Mike. Henry's adult friend 306 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:45,385 needs to get his hands on some avocados. 307 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,698 Yeah, today. You have any money? 308 00:10:47,722 --> 00:10:50,223 Nope. I think we're looking at a barter here, Mike. 309 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,817 Okay, so he's got a few, and he's willing to trade 310 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,894 for a Suzuki motorcycle seat. 311 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,299 - Great. - He's in. 312 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,656 So, did you get the video I sent 313 00:10:57,807 --> 00:10:59,752 of that rat singing the national anthem? 314 00:10:59,776 --> 00:11:01,471 Well, then, why didn't you call me back? 315 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,219 Ugh, now we have avocados, 316 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:05,664 but we don't have a Suzuki motorcycle seat. 317 00:11:05,857 --> 00:11:07,644 But you've got a box of pears, don't you? 318 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,909 - You can do a barter chain. - Barter chain? 319 00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:12,486 See that hilarious lampshade that looks like a hula skirt? 320 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,174 I traded my way up to that lampshade 321 00:11:14,198 --> 00:11:17,153 starting with a single dead AAA battery. 322 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,584 Oh, oh, yeah, wow. 323 00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:21,346 Now, who do we know that might like pears? 324 00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:23,589 ♪ ♪ 325 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,725 ♪ Wigs ♪ 326 00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:30,313 ♪ Bait ♪ 327 00:11:32,308 --> 00:11:34,317 ♪ Fish ♪ 328 00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:37,487 ♪ Sign ♪ 329 00:11:38,857 --> 00:11:41,241 ♪ Magazines ♪ 330 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,244 ♪ Chair ♪ 331 00:11:45,396 --> 00:11:46,788 ♪ Defibrillator ♪ 332 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,541 ♪ Seat, high five. ♪ 333 00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:51,396 Ooh, I can feel those ocean breezes. 334 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:55,271 It's like Shrek always says, get my ass to Kokomo. 335 00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:57,623 Mm. Bang-up job on that sign, son. 336 00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:01,035 And the way you arranged those chairs? Aloha. 337 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,555 At the risk of sounding incredibly arrogant, 338 00:12:03,748 --> 00:12:05,702 I feel like we're doing a decent job. 339 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,634 Oh, super dece. So, let's talk menu. 340 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,879 From what I recall, Shrek loves two things: 341 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,232 savory desserts and tapas. 342 00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:16,087 WOLF: We did it. Barter chain. 343 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,218 Who knew? 344 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,145 - I knew. - Thank you, Moon. 345 00:12:19,297 --> 00:12:21,592 All I ask is that next time you listen to me from the beginning. 346 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:24,170 Well, you're still ten, so we'll take it on a case-by-case basis. 347 00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:26,393 Okay, now we have to get to Anchorage. 348 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,305 If we take the ferry to Chiku, we can hop a bus to Talkeetna, 349 00:12:29,365 --> 00:12:31,302 and then we just hitchhike to, like... 350 00:12:31,326 --> 00:12:32,937 Can we do all that in three hours? 351 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:36,162 According to the website, the next ferry comes at... 352 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,089 tomorrow morning... Crap! 353 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,349 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 354 00:12:40,418 --> 00:12:42,594 Maybe someone on that plane has avocados. 355 00:12:42,787 --> 00:12:45,746 Or we could see if they'll take us to Anchorage. 356 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,340 Oh, sure, sure. 357 00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:49,692 But if they happen to have avocados, also good. 358 00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:54,959 Ahoy, captain. My brother and I need to take 359 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,002 a quick round trip to Anchorage. 360 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,925 Wolf Tobin? 361 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,111 - Lara Silverblatt. - Do we know you? 362 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:03,926 Hello, Moon. Still pretending to have face blindness, I see. 363 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,191 What are you doing here? 364 00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:06,578 I-I thought you were in Moose Pass 365 00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:07,713 getting your bush pilot's license. 366 00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:09,579 - I was. - What happened? 367 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,268 Oh, wow. You got it? 368 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,699 Congrats. 369 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,462 Well, I know this was awkward for both of us, 370 00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:17,556 but, uh, we just wanted to come say congrats. 371 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,299 So, congrats and bye-bye. (laughs) 372 00:13:19,323 --> 00:13:21,800 We need to get to Anchorage ASAP to trade 373 00:13:21,993 --> 00:13:25,286 this Suzuki motorcycle seat for a box of avocados. 374 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,621 Okay, I'll take you, but no backseat flying. 375 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,285 Unless I die mid-flight. 376 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,953 Then you can just reach over me and take the controls. 377 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,197 So your brother and I got serious pretty quickly. 378 00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:34,813 As serious as two people 379 00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:36,851 who had only communicated via an online message board 380 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,869 dedicated to famous movie quotes can get. 381 00:13:38,893 --> 00:13:41,205 WOLF: Hey, sorry, I got your message pretty late last night, 382 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:44,155 but I agree, Multiplicity is Michael Keaton's best work. 383 00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:46,302 Those extra Keatons only sweetens. 384 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,471 HONEYBEE: I got that Swimfan DVD you sent me. 385 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,139 If we press play at the same time, 386 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,474 we could watch it together tonight. 387 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,338 WOLF: See you online at 11:00? 388 00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,069 HONEYBEE: Okay, so in this imaginary scenario 389 00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:56,595 where we're business partners on Shark Tank, 390 00:13:56,619 --> 00:13:57,855 let's pitch our five best business ideas 391 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,039 off the top of our heads. 392 00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:00,483 WOLF: Oh, okay. Clock Box. 393 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,915 Each month we send you six clocks, 394 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:05,212 -you pick your favorite clocks and send the rest back. -(Honeybee laughs) 395 00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:08,181 HONEYBEE: Okay, banana-flavored saltines. Bananaltines. 396 00:14:08,205 --> 00:14:10,923 - Or Saltnanas. - (Wolf laughs) 397 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,350 I love you. 398 00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:14,330 (stammers) I mean, I love it. 399 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,503 (laughs) Dang autocorrect. 400 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,582 A million kiss emojis isn't cool. You know what's cool? 401 00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:22,026 A billion kisses in real life. 402 00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:24,362 Do you ever think about coming to Alaska? 403 00:14:24,555 --> 00:14:27,198 ♪ Here I am in the snow with Shrek ♪ 404 00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:29,095 ♪ Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek. ♪ 405 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,513 LOUIS: Honeybee, 406 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,431 get off the phone, we have customers. 407 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,425 I don't see you yelling at Jerry, and he's on his phone. 408 00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:36,168 Wrong. I'm just pretending to look at my phone 409 00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:38,552 because I hate it when you guys all fight with each other, 410 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,306 and I don't want to get involved. 411 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,732 RUTH: Look who stopped by, 412 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,198 in a tuxedo. 413 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,776 (gasps) Oh, my God. Was he there to... 414 00:14:46,836 --> 00:14:47,960 Propose? Yes. 415 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,221 (gasps) Dun, dun, dun! 416 00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:51,723 What did you say? 417 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,411 Calvin, we don't like each other like that. 418 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,560 No, I know. But I thought, I don't know, 419 00:14:55,753 --> 00:14:57,364 I mean, maybe we should just spend 420 00:14:57,388 --> 00:14:59,305 the rest of our lives together. 421 00:14:59,457 --> 00:15:01,327 - What's the worst that could happen? - Thank you, Calvin. 422 00:15:01,351 --> 00:15:03,234 You're very welcome. For what? 423 00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:05,047 For making me realize I have to go. 424 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,572 Don't be ridiculous. This is your family's store. 425 00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:10,123 I-I should go. I only rented the tux for an hour anyway. 426 00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:12,151 I mean I'm going to Alaska. 427 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,724 (gasps) Alaska? Louis, what is she talking about? 428 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,058 She's in love with a guy from there. 429 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,882 - What?! - You pick up on a lot 430 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,729 when you're pretending to look at your phone all the time. 431 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,593 WOLF: Thanks for doing this 432 00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:23,996 - on such short notice. - No problem. 433 00:15:24,149 --> 00:15:28,593 So, did your fiancée ask you to get her avocados? 434 00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:30,261 Well, not in so many words. 435 00:15:30,454 --> 00:15:33,322 I mean, not in any words, but, wait-wait-wait, why? 436 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:36,153 Nothing. I-It's just, remember how you spent 437 00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:38,197 my entire birthday in line at Sam Goody 438 00:15:38,221 --> 00:15:40,329 waiting to buy us Michael Bublé tickets? 439 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:42,256 Yeah, and goody thing I did. 440 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,199 - He's your favorite singer. - No. 441 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:45,685 Seal is my favorite singer. 442 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,831 I put "Haven't Met You Yet" on one workout mix, 443 00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:50,448 and all of a sudden you had me drowning in the Bube. 444 00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:53,342 I just think sometimes you like to do these grandiose 445 00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:56,006 romantic gestures that are more about you proving something 446 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:58,864 to yourself than what your partner actually wants. 447 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,792 Oh, man, am I messing this up? 448 00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:03,186 What if Honeybee keeps dreaming about guacamole 449 00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:05,090 because she hates it and I just didn't ask 450 00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:06,355 enough follow-up questions? 451 00:16:06,457 --> 00:16:08,110 Do you think I'm making a mistake? 452 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,359 I don't know. I'm ten. 453 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,378 BEEF: Son, that cake looks 454 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:15,198 just like Shrek's best friend Captain Cow, 455 00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:17,475 as you've described him to me. 456 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,980 -Thank you, Father. -And I'm not saying that we don't need 457 00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:21,462 your sister in the Party Posse, 458 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,815 I'm just saying that the proof is in the pudding: 459 00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,892 Shrek's favorite, savory Cool Ranch pudding, 460 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,539 - which is almost ready. - Mmm. 461 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:31,305 It really transports me to Shrek's cabana. 462 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,194 - You guys made it. - WOLF (whispers): We've got 463 00:16:33,218 --> 00:16:34,900 the Suzuki motorcycle seat. 464 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,035 - You got the good stuff? - The avocados? 465 00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:38,346 Yeah. Why are you whispering? 466 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,300 It's just a trade, of normal stuff. 467 00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:42,469 We're not... it's not a drug deal or something bad. 468 00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:46,078 I'm gonna make my fiancée some sweet, sweet guac with these. 469 00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:49,393 Oh, what the heck? Oh, no, no, no, no, these are all bad. 470 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,083 Oh. Oh, well, that's all we had. 471 00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:52,697 If you're upset, we can trade back. 472 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,732 You, uh, you can give her a motorcycle seat. 473 00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:56,088 I'm not giving my fiancée 474 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,143 a detached motorcycle seat, Uncle Mike. 475 00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,333 She's a friggin' queen, 476 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,519 not some frang dang motocross dork. 477 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:04,171 Okay, suit yourself. Hey, maybe if you just say, 478 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,502 "Yum, this guac is good," 479 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,726 -she won't notice. -She'll definitely notice. -She's gonna notice. 480 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,885 Great. So, I'll just barely make it to my anniversary party 481 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,610 in time to disappoint the love of my life. 482 00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,019 Hey, when we land, 483 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,100 you want to get one more ice cream sundae? 484 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,044 - Always cheers me up. - Thanks, Moon, 485 00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:24,836 but I don't think I can have any more dairy. 486 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:27,620 I kind of had diarrhea at the grocery store. (sighs) 487 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:29,955 I wish I had some Bananaltines right now. 488 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,028 Or some Saltnanas. 489 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,459 So, just like that, 490 00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:35,347 you marched out of the store, got in your car 491 00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:36,757 - and drove straight to Alaska to meet Wolf? - Yes. 492 00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,409 Well, sort of. I still had to go home, 493 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,037 pack up everything I owned and load it into my car, 494 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,112 but then, yeah. 495 00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:43,728 Jerrybee, what are you doing? 496 00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:47,548 Ma, Honeybee is right. She needs to follow her own dreams. 497 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,293 Also, nobody needs to take over the store anytime soon. 498 00:17:50,353 --> 00:17:53,071 You guys are in your early 50s and in amazing shape. 499 00:17:53,264 --> 00:17:54,550 Honeybee, of course we don't want 500 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,460 to stand in the way of your dreams. 501 00:17:56,484 --> 00:17:58,554 I guess we just always thought your dreams 502 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,487 would be here with us. Please be careful. 503 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,989 Don't worry, Mom. I'm meeting him halfway 504 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,561 at the Coffee Beanery in Vancouver 505 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,346 where Terry dies in Final Destination. 506 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,381 And if he's not my Shrek, I'll come home, 507 00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,049 and I'll sell blackout curtains to Draculas 508 00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:13,143 and venetian blinds to nosy neighbors with binoculars 509 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,742 - if that's what you want. - That is what I want. 510 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,314 - Mom. - Sorry. 511 00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:18,449 JUDY: Oh, my God. This is so romanti, 512 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,656 I'm going to scream. Get ready. 513 00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:21,933 (screams) 514 00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:23,603 (clears throat) And then what happened? 515 00:18:23,627 --> 00:18:25,397 HONEYBEE: I drove for 17 hours straight, 516 00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:27,179 Fresno to Vancouver. 517 00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:28,417 WOLF: Did I ever tell you about the first time 518 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,252 I saw Honeybee? I took the bus 519 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,903 down to Vancouver to meet her at the Coffee Beanery 520 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:33,967 where Terry dies in Final Destination. 521 00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:35,499 HONEYBEE: I pulled up to the Coffee Beanery 522 00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:37,835 where Terry dies in Final Destination. 523 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:39,804 WOLF: I bought a scone for confidence and waited. 524 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:43,679 And then there she was. Oh, it was like... 525 00:18:43,739 --> 00:18:47,107 JUDY: What was it like when you finally saw him? 526 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,961 WOLF and HONEYBEE: Fireworks. 527 00:18:50,154 --> 00:18:52,355 It was perfect. 528 00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:55,616 I'm crying. I'm shaking. This story is alive, 529 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,711 and it is alive inside of me right now through journalism. 530 00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,879 (knock on door) 531 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,197 Ugh! Who is it? 532 00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:02,974 We're doing journalism in here. 533 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:06,477 Can I speak with Honeybee for a moment? In private? 534 00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:08,749 Here. No one will bother us in the panic room. 535 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,390 - This is a panic room? - Yeah, it's a work in progress. 536 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,726 So, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 537 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,247 (chuckles): For what, baby? 538 00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:17,082 I wanted to prove to you how much 539 00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:19,323 - I love... - Hey. What's up, gang? 540 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,217 Just need some Sterno canisters. 541 00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:23,327 Let me get through there. Thank you. 542 00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:25,257 - You guys going to the party? - Uh, yes, Ham. 543 00:19:25,281 --> 00:19:27,498 We will see you at our anniversary party. 544 00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:30,075 Cool, cool. Yeah, I think you're gonna lo... 545 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,039 Uh, okay, yeah. See you down there. 546 00:19:32,063 --> 00:19:34,730 Uh, we really need to get a lock for the panic room door. Look, 547 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:37,233 you've been dreaming about guacamole so much, 548 00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:39,155 I wanted to make you some. So I spent 549 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,805 all day on this crazy barter chain 550 00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:42,700 to Anchorage and back to get you these avocados 551 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,068 for our anniversary, and they suck. 552 00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:46,612 And you didn't even ask for them. 553 00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:48,614 My ex-girlfriend Lara Silverblatt was right. 554 00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:50,666 I'm always doing these grand romantic gestures 555 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,691 - that no one wants. - Wolf, babe, you need to chill. 556 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,838 Well, it's very hard to chill in the panic room. 557 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,673 - I-It's right there in the name. - I love you. 558 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,084 You're not gonna drive me away with a box of mushy avocados. 559 00:20:01,108 --> 00:20:02,425 Things didn't work out with Lara 560 00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:04,685 because she wasn't your Fiona. I am. 561 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,758 Besides, I love grand romantic gestures. 562 00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:09,782 The grander and romantic-er the better. 563 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,543 I can't believe you went to so much trouble for my gift. 564 00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:15,529 Some gift. All I got you was a box of rotten garbage. 565 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,607 No. Inside these avocados are avocado pits. 566 00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,529 And do you know what happens to avocado pits 567 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,406 - when you plant them? - They explode? 568 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,463 They grow into avocado trees, 569 00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:27,225 which means avocados all the time. 570 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,655 -Mwah. -You know, Lara didn't even recognize 571 00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:32,063 any famous quotes from There Will Be Blood. 572 00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:34,790 BOTH: "I drink your milkshake. 573 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,125 I drink it up." 574 00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:38,978 Welcome to Shrek's Miami. 575 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,382 (both giggle) 576 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,125 Good God. 577 00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:44,430 We decorated it just like Shrek's beachside bungalow. 578 00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:46,577 And I'm Shrek's nemesis, the Babadook. 579 00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:49,299 (laughs, clears throat) It's beautiful. 580 00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:50,915 I would like to propose a toast. 581 00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:53,642 Webster's dictionary defines "wolf" as a carnivorous... 582 00:20:53,703 --> 00:20:55,347 You put the lotion in my heart basket. 583 00:20:55,371 --> 00:20:58,405 "That'll do, pig. That'll do." 584 00:20:59,116 --> 00:21:01,237 ♪ Billy lost his head, Terry got hit by a bus ♪ 585 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,836 ♪ But our final destination turned out to be us ♪ 586 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,075 ♪ I wasn't crushed by landing gear ♪ 587 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,266 ♪ But I'll always crush on you, my dear ♪ 588 00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:10,137 ♪ Dance as we fall through ceilings ♪ 589 00:21:10,161 --> 00:21:12,041 ♪ A flagpole through your heart ♪ 590 00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:14,475 ♪ Those unlucky teens all died, but we will never part ♪ 591 00:21:14,499 --> 00:21:15,918 ♪ Dying in a NASCAR smash would sure be such a bummer ♪ 592 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,828 ♪ But when I'm with you, my dear ♪ 593 00:21:17,852 --> 00:21:19,663 ♪ I know what we did last summer ♪ 594 00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:21,665 - ♪ Wrong movie, babe ♪ - ♪ Whoops ♪ 595 00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:23,467 ♪ My organs weren't sucked out by a pool ♪ 596 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,449 ♪ But I'll always be your fool ♪ 597 00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:27,952 ♪ 'Cause I am your Terry, and I am your bus ♪ 598 00:21:28,145 --> 00:21:30,454 ♪ And our final destination was us. ♪