1 00:00:02,244 --> 00:00:04,324 - ♪ Look up there ♪ - ♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,396 --> 00:00:05,838 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,989 --> 00:00:07,225 - ♪ Like a rock ♪ - ♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,249 --> 00:00:10,009 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,661 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,756 --> 00:00:14,829 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,923 --> 00:00:16,493 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,665 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,239 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,407 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,431 --> 00:00:24,075 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,099 --> 00:00:25,669 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:29,486 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:36,013 Bigfoot Brigade roll call. 15 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,369 Moon? Present. 16 00:00:37,596 --> 00:00:38,262 Bigfoot? 17 00:00:38,355 --> 00:00:39,687 If you're in the trap, 18 00:00:39,782 --> 00:00:41,409 you're supposed to say "present." 19 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:45,544 Hey. This is a Bigfoot trap, not a squirrel buffet, ya mooch. 20 00:00:45,771 --> 00:00:46,453 (groans) 21 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,213 Now I've got to get more bait. 22 00:00:48,365 --> 00:00:50,716 (gasps) Something dug up my bait box. 23 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,937 A squirrel couldn't have done that. 24 00:00:52,961 --> 00:00:54,536 Large tracks. 25 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:55,710 Aggressive bait theft. 26 00:00:55,781 --> 00:00:57,200 (gasps) Curious fur. 27 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,869 It's finally happening! 28 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,037 Bigfoot was here! 29 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:01,181 Bigfoot. It's happening. 30 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:02,469 (grunts) I fell over. 31 00:01:02,621 --> 00:01:03,689 Okay, getting back up now. Here we go. 32 00:01:03,713 --> 00:01:06,548 Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot! 33 00:01:06,642 --> 00:01:08,119 There's a chocolate mummy hidden inside, 34 00:01:08,143 --> 00:01:10,552 and it releases a flood of dangerously delicious 35 00:01:10,646 --> 00:01:12,966 caramel pudding if you don't slice it exactly right. 36 00:01:13,132 --> 00:01:16,133 I call it the Pharaoh's Curse-tard Cake. 37 00:01:16,226 --> 00:01:18,969 There's only one way to describe a curse like that: 38 00:01:19,062 --> 00:01:20,465 flan-derful. (chuckles) 39 00:01:20,489 --> 00:01:22,467 I came up with it in my thinking hole. 40 00:01:22,491 --> 00:01:23,952 That's the hole I dug to think in. 41 00:01:23,976 --> 00:01:25,878 Sadly, I kind of misplaced my hole. 42 00:01:25,902 --> 00:01:29,254 - How do you misplace a hole? - How do we do anything? 43 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:31,142 Oh, it keeps me up at night, 44 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:32,794 - this human experiment. - (phone chimes) 45 00:01:32,818 --> 00:01:35,072 Huh. My brother just texted me, asking for the address here. 46 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,722 Oh, he must be sending me a package. 47 00:01:36,746 --> 00:01:39,317 Jerry loves sending gifts out of the blue and spreading joy. 48 00:01:39,341 --> 00:01:40,819 When I was sad about Lost ending, 49 00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:42,175 he gave me four hermit crabs. 50 00:01:42,328 --> 00:01:43,580 I named them Sawyer, Kate, 51 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,156 - Hurley and The Hatch. - (door opens, closes) 52 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:46,308 MOON: Bigfoot encountered! 53 00:01:46,332 --> 00:01:48,498 Bigfoot... (gasps) encountered. 54 00:01:48,592 --> 00:01:50,420 Whoa! For real? Uh, male or female? 55 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,996 The females have very large breasts. 56 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,757 I've read a lot of, uh, scientific websites. 57 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,259 - Those aren't science sites, babe. - Uh, no, they are. 58 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,169 Yeah. One of them's even run by a doctor. 59 00:01:58,193 --> 00:02:00,004 Dr. Stroke Masterson, DDS. 60 00:02:00,028 --> 00:02:02,955 - What did you see, Moon? - Very large footprints. 61 00:02:03,106 --> 00:02:04,434 And I found this fur! 62 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,867 It was stuck on a branch, which was near my bait box, 63 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:08,127 which was broken into. 64 00:02:08,354 --> 00:02:10,014 I knew Bigfoot would like crackers. 65 00:02:10,038 --> 00:02:12,539 Oh, Bigfoot's palate is remarkably diverse. 66 00:02:12,691 --> 00:02:14,778 He'll eat the hair off your head if it has enough sauce on it. 67 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,838 Uh, why would your hair have any sauce on it, Ham? 68 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:19,529 Everyone's hair naturally has a little sauce on it. 69 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:20,951 Can someone please add my sighting 70 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,861 to the family Bigfoot Sighting board? 71 00:02:22,885 --> 00:02:24,437 I got to get my plaster of Paris. 72 00:02:24,461 --> 00:02:26,014 I need that footprint for evidence! 73 00:02:26,038 --> 00:02:28,555 I didn't know you guys were a bunch of Bigfoot believers. 74 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,685 Oh, sure. I used to spend hours in the woods 75 00:02:30,709 --> 00:02:32,749 waiting for Bigfoot when I was little. 76 00:02:32,878 --> 00:02:35,562 So it makes me very happy that Moon's still a true believer. 77 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,063 And I enjoy the "what if," 78 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,566 the possibility that there might be something out there 79 00:02:39,718 --> 00:02:41,062 that we can't explain. 80 00:02:41,086 --> 00:02:43,122 Like that thing that happens when I eat asparagus? 81 00:02:43,146 --> 00:02:44,641 Son, that's very common. 82 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,072 Farting through my penis? 83 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,535 - Oh. No. - Bye! 84 00:02:47,559 --> 00:02:49,668 You get that Sasquatch footprint, Moon! 85 00:02:49,819 --> 00:02:51,148 I prefer to call it "Bigfoot." 86 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,965 It sounds less like "ass crotch." 87 00:02:52,989 --> 00:02:54,381 But thanks! 88 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:57,545 - So, check this out. - Is that brie cheese? 89 00:02:57,569 --> 00:03:00,179 My mom's boyfriend Jamie always brings her brie cheese. 90 00:03:00,406 --> 00:03:03,256 Sometimes I find it in front of the fireplace in the morning. 91 00:03:03,409 --> 00:03:06,092 It's Bigfoot's footprint. I found it in the woods. 92 00:03:06,245 --> 00:03:08,565 I'm a little skeptical. I mean, where are the toes? 93 00:03:08,747 --> 00:03:09,908 On his feet, Henry. 94 00:03:09,932 --> 00:03:12,357 When I trap him, you can come see them in person. 95 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:15,194 (patronizing): Sure, Moon. We'll see your Bigfoot. 96 00:03:15,345 --> 00:03:16,915 Wait, are you guys having doubts about... 97 00:03:16,939 --> 00:03:19,176 Uh-oh, Henry, here comes your crush. 98 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,607 She's everyone's crush. 99 00:03:20,759 --> 00:03:22,754 She's the most talented and beautiful girl at school. 100 00:03:22,778 --> 00:03:24,870 - And the meanest. - So mean. 101 00:03:25,021 --> 00:03:26,112 So, so mean. 102 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:28,243 Hi, Debbie. I see you got your skates on. 103 00:03:28,267 --> 00:03:30,503 Wow. Great sleuthing, Detective Ice Skate Idiot. 104 00:03:30,527 --> 00:03:32,096 They're new. That's how you break them in 105 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,401 if you're the All-Region Junior Ice Girls Champion. 106 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,956 What's that, a big wet cookie? 107 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:38,195 It's a plaster cast of Bigfoot's foot. 108 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,197 - Where'd you get it? - I made it. 109 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,847 I found his tracks near my house. 110 00:03:41,871 --> 00:03:44,223 Okay. Well, there's no such thing as Bigfoot. 111 00:03:44,374 --> 00:03:46,778 So, wh-where'd you get your ice skates? 112 00:03:46,802 --> 00:03:49,061 The, uh, ice skate... shop? 113 00:03:49,212 --> 00:03:51,208 Russell, if you ask me about my ice skates one more time, 114 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,376 I'm gonna tell everyone how you tucked in your Beanie Babies 115 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,136 during the multi-family camping trip. 116 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,736 Believing in Bigfoot is for little kids, Moon. 117 00:03:57,963 --> 00:03:59,382 You know what? When I trap Bigfoot 118 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,960 and become the most famous person in town, 119 00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:03,224 I'll accept your apology. 120 00:04:03,318 --> 00:04:05,296 I'll apologize now. Sorry your head is so round 121 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,540 that I'm worried I'm going to end up bowling you. 122 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:09,122 Ugh, she's an angel. 123 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,135 - Hey, buddy. - Hi. 124 00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:12,659 Ooh, is that your handiwork? 125 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:13,939 Yes. I made it this morning 126 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,899 to show everyone that Bigfoot is real, 127 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,550 but no one at school believes me. 128 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:19,644 You know, Moon, I've noticed that, sometimes, 129 00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:21,788 people get a kick out of being skeptical. 130 00:04:21,987 --> 00:04:23,406 Case in point: the time I brought a photo 131 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,838 of Drew Barrymore to school 132 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:26,651 that I had taken with my very own camera at the mall. 133 00:04:26,675 --> 00:04:28,578 And not a single soul believed that it was her. 134 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,010 Yes, she was wearing a hat. 135 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:32,415 But what am I gonna do, ask her to take her hat off? 136 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,847 "Excuse me, Ms. Drew Barrymore, 137 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:35,568 would you please remove your hat?" 138 00:04:35,592 --> 00:04:37,403 Would you ask the sun to remove her hat? 139 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:39,669 Would you ask the rain to remove her hat? 140 00:04:39,763 --> 00:04:42,524 JUDY: But then when the movie Big Miracle, 141 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:44,577 uh, the one about the whales that, oh, hey, 142 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:46,596 was filmed here in Alaska, came out, 143 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,599 there was a picture of Drew Barrymore in Us Weekly 144 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,014 wearing the very same hat. 145 00:04:51,107 --> 00:04:52,994 Basically, what I'm trying to say is trust your gut 146 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:54,846 and don't worry about the haters. 147 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,589 Yep. Let your haters be your alligators. 148 00:04:56,613 --> 00:05:00,148 I think the saying is "Let your haters be your motivators." 149 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,353 Right, because if alligators were chasing you, 150 00:05:02,377 --> 00:05:04,761 you'd be pretty motivated. 151 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:11,868 Bigfoot, meet big trap. 152 00:05:12,704 --> 00:05:15,814 ♪ Everyone doubted me, but I stuck to my goal ♪ 153 00:05:15,965 --> 00:05:19,370 ♪ And now I've got Bigfoot trapped in a hole ♪ 154 00:05:19,394 --> 00:05:22,874 ♪ Take my hand, hairy friend, and I'll pull you out ♪ 155 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:26,992 ♪ Then we'll go show the haters and erase all the doubt ♪ 156 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:29,903 ♪ I can't talk, but I love to sing ♪ 157 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,383 ♪ When it comes to Bigfoot traps ♪ 158 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:33,907 ♪ Moon is the king ♪ 159 00:05:34,059 --> 00:05:35,461 ♪ At the risk of sounding boastful ♪ 160 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:37,318 ♪ I must admit he's right ♪ 161 00:05:37,412 --> 00:05:39,079 ♪ I've been perfecting traps ♪ 162 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:40,839 ♪ In my dreams every night ♪ 163 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:42,657 ♪ We go everywhere together ♪ 164 00:05:42,751 --> 00:05:44,843 ♪ I even come to school ♪ 165 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:49,993 ♪ All those nonbelievers now think I'm really cool ♪ 166 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,569 ♪ What up, y'all? ♪ 167 00:05:51,593 --> 00:05:53,496 ♪ Moon's really cool and I like him a lot ♪ 168 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,390 ♪ I can't believe I doubted him, he's superhot ♪ 169 00:05:55,414 --> 00:05:58,431 ♪ I set out to trap Bigfoot but I learned in the end ♪ 170 00:05:58,584 --> 00:06:00,319 ♪ That I trapped more than Bigfoot ♪ 171 00:06:00,343 --> 00:06:02,252 ♪ I trapped a best friend ♪ 172 00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:06,009 ♪ You're about to wake up now, as we soar in the air ♪ 173 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,418 ♪ So go check your trap ♪ 174 00:06:07,442 --> 00:06:09,776 ♪ There might be something there. ♪ 175 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:11,848 (bells tinkling, bell clanging) 176 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,017 My trap. He's here. 177 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,098 Everybody up! 178 00:06:15,191 --> 00:06:16,783 This is not a drill! 179 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:17,784 I got him! 180 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,103 The foot is in the sock! 181 00:06:20,196 --> 00:06:22,007 I put on lipstick. Is that weird? 182 00:06:22,031 --> 00:06:23,342 - Bigfoot's gonna love it. - JUDY: Oh. 183 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:24,752 I shouldn't have shaved my legs this week. 184 00:06:24,776 --> 00:06:26,863 I really want to show that I'm hair-positive. 185 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:27,939 (groaning sounds) 186 00:06:27,963 --> 00:06:30,055 Something is definitely in there. 187 00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:31,776 Sorry about the trap, bud! 188 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,617 We'll have you out in no time! 189 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:35,430 - (groan) - (Judy gasps) 190 00:06:35,454 --> 00:06:36,136 Oh, no. 191 00:06:36,288 --> 00:06:38,088 - It sounds hurt. - Or angry. 192 00:06:38,214 --> 00:06:40,357 Guys, it's horny. 193 00:06:44,463 --> 00:06:45,698 Let me try a few phrases of Bigfoot Speak. 194 00:06:45,722 --> 00:06:47,647 Boo-shy-ah! Moe-kee-dew?! 195 00:06:47,799 --> 00:06:49,052 MAN: A little help, please? 196 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,467 Wait, I know that voice. 197 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,243 Careful, Honeybee! 198 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:53,297 Jerrybee! Guys, it's my brother! 199 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:54,137 Oh. Huh. 200 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:55,747 Hey, sis. Surprise! 201 00:06:55,974 --> 00:06:56,748 I fell in a hole. 202 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,210 (chuckles): Hey! I'm Wolf! 203 00:06:58,234 --> 00:06:59,971 Give your future brother-in-law a hug. 204 00:06:59,995 --> 00:07:02,537 Oh, I would love to, Wolf, but I'm in a hole. 205 00:07:02,648 --> 00:07:04,626 - Let me help you out of there. - (grunts) 206 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:06,477 Thank you. For a moment there, I really thought 207 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:08,479 this hole was all I was gonna see of Alaska. 208 00:07:08,503 --> 00:07:11,263 So I guess my Bigfoot sighting was your brother 209 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,243 and the fur I found was just a coat. 210 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,819 What are you doing here, baby brother? 211 00:07:14,843 --> 00:07:17,580 Well, I wanted to come see you and meet my future in-laws. 212 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,938 And... (sniffles) I couldn't resist trying to do 213 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:21,289 the ultimate Pizza Surprise. 214 00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:23,608 Oh, my gosh. I forgot about Pizza Surprise! 215 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,571 Jerry has this prank called Pizza Surprise, 216 00:07:25,595 --> 00:07:27,665 where he just shows up with a pizza out of the blue. 217 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:29,500 Yeah, I thought for sure I'd get you this time. 218 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:31,428 I mean, Alaska? Middle of the night? 219 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,412 Ultimate Pizza Surprise. (giggles) 220 00:07:33,436 --> 00:07:34,672 I'm Beef Tobin. 221 00:07:34,696 --> 00:07:36,599 Let me introduce you to the rest of the family. 222 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,031 That's Ham and Judy. 223 00:07:38,183 --> 00:07:39,532 And the little guy's Moon. 224 00:07:39,685 --> 00:07:40,828 This is his Bigfoot trap. 225 00:07:40,852 --> 00:07:42,272 How long it take you to dig that? 226 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,187 - It-It's deep! - Ham dug it. 227 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,608 Then he forgot where it was. 228 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,466 Hey. It's my thinking hole! 229 00:07:47,659 --> 00:07:50,210 What a relief. I can start thinking again. 230 00:07:50,362 --> 00:07:51,522 HONEYBEE: Well, here it is. 231 00:07:51,546 --> 00:07:53,191 It may be small, but... (stammers) 232 00:07:53,215 --> 00:07:54,364 Well, it's small. 233 00:07:54,457 --> 00:07:55,860 I-I'll run and get the guest bed. 234 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:57,512 You're gonna love it. Dad made it out of an old canoe. 235 00:07:57,536 --> 00:07:58,938 (chuckles) I'm actually kind of jealous. 236 00:07:58,962 --> 00:08:01,002 Uh, maybe I should take the canoe bed 237 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:02,775 and you can sleep with Honeybee. (chuckles) 238 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,224 Wait, no, no. Never mind. 239 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:05,611 So how long you gonna be here, Jerry? 240 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:06,893 Well, actually, 241 00:08:07,062 --> 00:08:09,422 I've been googling Alaska a lot since you moved here. 242 00:08:09,472 --> 00:08:10,972 And every time I do, I think, 243 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:13,303 "Well, that sure looks like a pretty place." 244 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,120 And, well, I know you like it here. 245 00:08:15,144 --> 00:08:16,995 So... this isn't just a visit. 246 00:08:17,146 --> 00:08:18,533 - I'm moving to Alaska! - (door opens) 247 00:08:18,557 --> 00:08:20,218 - (door closes) - Oh, wow. I'm really happy 248 00:08:20,242 --> 00:08:21,362 to have you here, but... 249 00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:23,146 Is it just me or do I look like 250 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,223 an absolute gladiator carrying this? 251 00:08:25,247 --> 00:08:27,150 Guess who's moving to Alaska! 252 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,743 What?! Amazing! 253 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:31,234 (chuckling): We're gonna need a bigger boat! You get it? 254 00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:33,753 Because the bed is a boat. (chuckles) 255 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,329 (snoring) 256 00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:37,068 - (quietly): Wolf. - Uh, was I farting? 257 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:39,053 W-Was it one of my farts that smells like toffee? 258 00:08:39,077 --> 00:08:40,830 None of your farts smell like toffee. 259 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,557 - Uh, disagree. - Listen, I'm worried 260 00:08:42,581 --> 00:08:44,000 Jerry hasn't thought this through. 261 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,431 This is totally Jerry's M.O. 262 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,228 Every time I do something that makes me happy, 263 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:50,270 he copies it because he thinks it'll make him happy, too. 264 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:52,008 It wasn't that big of a deal when we were kids. 265 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,676 Sure, he didn't like rhythmic gymnastics, 266 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,419 but now that we're older, it's different. 267 00:08:55,443 --> 00:08:57,572 I mean, he followed me to Fresno Community College 268 00:08:57,596 --> 00:08:59,407 and majored in business and then hated it 269 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:01,075 and dropped out after a year and a half. 270 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:02,519 I'm afraid this will be the same thing. 271 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,187 Yikes. Have you brought this up with him? 272 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,377 I don't know how to. 273 00:09:05,486 --> 00:09:06,931 Also, I'd really love for him to stay. 274 00:09:06,955 --> 00:09:08,674 I mean, even though I love your family, 275 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:11,085 it'd be great to have someone from my family around. (sighs) 276 00:09:11,109 --> 00:09:12,344 But it would be selfish of me 277 00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:14,013 to let him go down the wrong path again. 278 00:09:14,037 --> 00:09:15,365 Well, what if we test it out? Huh? 279 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,182 We could show Jerry a typical day in Alaska 280 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,631 and see how he likes it. 281 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,595 Yeah! If he enjoys a rigorous Alaskan workday, 282 00:09:20,619 --> 00:09:22,354 then maybe this is the place for him. 283 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:24,374 Totally. Hey, we really need to get our heads out of here now 284 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,267 because I am definitely about to fart 285 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,377 and it's not gonna smell like toffee. 286 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,936 - Ditto, babe. - (passing gas) 287 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,000 Was that me or you? 288 00:09:30,094 --> 00:09:31,903 It was us, my love. 289 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,383 Good morning, Moon. 290 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,367 I'm guessing I don't owe you an apology. (chuckles) 291 00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:36,631 I still think Bigfoot is real, 292 00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:38,704 and I'm probably going to catch him tonight. 293 00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:40,372 Or you're just gonna catch your own butt, 294 00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:43,748 because Bigfoot isn't real and only little kids think he is. 295 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,300 (scoffs) I'm not the only one that believes in Bigfoot. 296 00:09:46,402 --> 00:09:48,639 These guys do, too. Right, guys? 297 00:09:48,663 --> 00:09:50,308 I mean... not really. 298 00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:52,740 But what about our Bigfoot Adventurers Club? 299 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:55,194 (scoffs) Moon, we were nine when we started that club. 300 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,761 Most of us are ten now. 301 00:09:56,988 --> 00:09:58,096 (laughing) 302 00:09:58,247 --> 00:10:00,006 Smell you later, Bigfoot Hunter. 303 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,321 Okay, well, as long as we're being honest with each other, 304 00:10:03,345 --> 00:10:04,914 Henry, WWE is absolutely fake, 305 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,273 and, Russell, we know Fred Savage isn't your first cousin! 306 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:11,329 He is! He sent me his headshot. 307 00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:13,594 HONEYBEE (singsongy): Jerrybee. 308 00:10:13,688 --> 00:10:14,688 What's happening? 309 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,484 Ooh, did they announce the new Bachelor? 310 00:10:16,508 --> 00:10:19,150 Come on. We're going to show you a day in Alaska. 311 00:10:19,302 --> 00:10:21,611 ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chop ♪ 312 00:10:22,514 --> 00:10:25,343 ♪ Ski, ski, ski, ski, ski ♪ 313 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:28,168 ♪ F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Fish ♪ 314 00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:30,037 ♪ Barf ♪ 315 00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:31,704 ♪ Oh! Snowmobile ♪ 316 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,373 ♪ Snowmobile ♪ 317 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,615 ♪ Whoops! ♪ 318 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,709 That's an awful long face, son. 319 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,361 You sure you're not part horse? 320 00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:40,116 Sorry, I promise you're not part horse. 321 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,456 That's a terrible seed to plant in a child's mind. 322 00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:45,459 Dad, I really thought I had Bigfoot this time. 323 00:10:45,553 --> 00:10:48,554 I mean, the crackers, the footprints, the fur. 324 00:10:48,707 --> 00:10:50,776 But then it occurred to me that I've thought 325 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,984 I had Bigfoot many times before. 326 00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:56,374 I'm starting to think that Bigfoot truly doesn't exist. 327 00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:57,730 I see. 328 00:10:57,899 --> 00:11:01,217 Also, Debbie Gladu says that Bigfoot is for little kids. 329 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,364 Little kids? Well, sure it's for little kids. 330 00:11:03,388 --> 00:11:04,641 Bigfoot is for all ages, 331 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,625 from the elderly all the way down to babies. 332 00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:08,908 Uh-oh. You two talking birds and bees? 333 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,480 Here's a tip. There aren't as many 334 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,540 actual birds involved as one might think. 335 00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:14,542 No. Moon received my straightforward, 336 00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:16,819 handwritten birds and bees pamphlet when he turned eight, 337 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,321 just like all Tobin children. 338 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,827 Your brother was just telling me 339 00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:21,883 he's having some doubts about Bigfoot. 340 00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:23,493 You mean like whether or not the snow-colored Sasquatch 341 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,403 and his brown-haired Bigfoot brethren 342 00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:27,071 are the exact same species? 343 00:11:27,095 --> 00:11:28,502 Personally, I think they are. 344 00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:31,167 I'm going to my room to stare out the window. 345 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,965 Okay, son. Have fun. 346 00:11:33,117 --> 00:11:35,268 Wow. He's even more serious than usual. 347 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,507 He's wrestling with that existential question 348 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,089 that plagues every adolescent Alaskan kid: 349 00:11:40,183 --> 00:11:41,441 Does Bigfoot really exist? 350 00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:43,846 Oh, yeah. I mean, I know realistically 351 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,424 Bigfoot probably doesn't exist, but... 352 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:49,374 What if? It's very hard to discount the "what if." 353 00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:52,689 Dad, what if we took Moon to the VFW Lodge this evening 354 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,213 and introduced him to some of the Old Faithfuls? 355 00:11:55,364 --> 00:11:57,424 We'll try it, and if all else fails, 356 00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,460 they do have Sprite and Windows 95 at the lodge. 357 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,946 We can watch the star travel screensaver. 358 00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,781 It's very inspiring. 359 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:08,634 -How you doing, Jer? Great job today. -Yeah, bud. 360 00:12:08,787 --> 00:12:10,373 - (snoring) - Oh, man. 361 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,157 - What time is it? - 6:30. 362 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,790 Alaska one, Jerry zero. 363 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:17,627 Yeah, looks like Mother Alaska really trampled his tater tots. 364 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,071 - I'd love him to live here. - Yeah, me, too. 365 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,384 But I'm afraid he's not cut out for it. 366 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,982 Well, you're doing him a favor 367 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,612 letting him figure this out on his own. 368 00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:27,320 Let's untangle him and get him off to dreamland. 369 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,632 BEEF: Look around, son. 370 00:12:28,656 --> 00:12:30,198 This is a group of folks 371 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,877 who are true believers in Bigfoot. 372 00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:35,161 See how the Sasquatch is blurry but the tree remains clear? 373 00:12:35,313 --> 00:12:37,049 That means he is traveling anywhere 374 00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:38,982 between 20 to 100 miles an hour. 375 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:40,570 And that's just based on estimates. 376 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:44,073 Whose estimates? Mr. Make Believe P. Lies A Lot? 377 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,076 And now Glynis will demonstrate the peculiar gait 378 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,826 of the Sasquatch she spotted near Roberta Lake 379 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,822 using a marionette she built by hand. 380 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:54,347 Handmade puppets?! Oh! Come on, let's get closer. 381 00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:57,495 - Hmm. - That's a Sasquatch. 382 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:58,519 Interesting. 383 00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:00,612 Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing. 384 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:02,763 Sturdy frame, glint in the eye. 385 00:13:02,857 --> 00:13:03,764 What is happening? 386 00:13:03,858 --> 00:13:05,653 Ah, my apologies. I'm Hayward Melm, 387 00:13:05,677 --> 00:13:07,746 interim vice-secretary of the Old Faithfuls. 388 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,340 We're looking for someone to don our Bigfoot costume 389 00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:11,531 for the upcoming SquatchCon. 390 00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:13,585 It was donated to us by a minor league hockey team, 391 00:13:13,609 --> 00:13:16,202 so it's not quite as realistic-looking as we'd like. 392 00:13:16,354 --> 00:13:18,608 We need someone with great gusto to really sell it. 393 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,684 Are you interested? 394 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,279 I would absolutely be not interested in doing that. 395 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,339 Some folks get carsick. I get costume sick. 396 00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:28,214 I wore one once and threw up so much in a Yogi Bear head 397 00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:30,049 that I almost drowned. 398 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,543 Here's my card since it sounds like you're on the fence. 399 00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,198 Um, Dad, there's a thing happening. 400 00:13:34,222 --> 00:13:35,625 But we've all seen it! 401 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:36,981 You don't need a photo 402 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,462 when you have multiple eyewitness testimonies! 403 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,446 On the contrary, eyewitness testimony 404 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,510 has been scientifically proven unsound. 405 00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:46,210 But you can't argue with the eyes! 406 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:47,970 (scoffs) Human memory and perception 407 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,327 are consistently unreliable. 408 00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:51,474 Please, Beef, you really must remove Moon from here. 409 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,779 He's debunking every Bigfoot theory we throw at him 410 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,703 with his calm, fact-based arguments. 411 00:13:55,727 --> 00:13:57,001 My apologies, Santiago. 412 00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:58,503 Come on, Moon. Time to go. 413 00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:01,339 If you look closely, you can tell this carving is modeled 414 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,749 on Brendan Fraser during his arc on Scrubs. 415 00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:05,655 How dare you! 416 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,254 My late husband carved that after a campsite encounter! 417 00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:10,309 Let's go get some ice cream, kids. 418 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,926 I hereby declare Bigfoot nonexistent! A hoax! 419 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,100 - Moon, no! - I used to be like all of you. 420 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:18,356 But not anymore. I know the truth! 421 00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:21,342 - Wake up, sheeple! - Judy, Ham, time to go. 422 00:14:21,436 --> 00:14:22,861 Good sir, it's been a pleasure. 423 00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:24,340 And by the way, 424 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,698 "Sasquatch" rhymes with "ass crotch." 425 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,664 Hey, Moon, quick pop quiz for ya. 426 00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,592 Do you believe in Bigfoot? It's multiple choice. 427 00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:36,018 "Goo-goo" or "gah-gah" or 428 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,003 (baby voice): "I'm a little baby Bigfoot boy." 429 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,210 Which one? 430 00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,023 I let go of all that Bigfoot stuff, Debbie. 431 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,750 So you'll just have to pick something else 432 00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:43,882 to make fun of me for. 433 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,695 Have we covered your weird teeth yet? 434 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,089 Your mouth looks like it's all molars. Should I keep going? 435 00:14:48,113 --> 00:14:49,348 - Yes. - Russell! 436 00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:51,092 Sorry, Moon. I just like to hear her talk. 437 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:53,540 - With those ears? - What's wrong with my ears? 438 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,969 Nothing. Some people love one gigantic ear and one tiny one. 439 00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,804 Moon, are you okay? 440 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,307 Yes, I'm just thinking about things that aren't made up. 441 00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:05,570 Like bread and bulldozers and sharks. 442 00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:13,578 ♪ ♪ 443 00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:24,475 ♪ Bigfoots and aliens, sea monsters and ghosts ♪ 444 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:28,000 ♪ These were my childhood friends ♪ 445 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:32,746 ♪ Imaginary and gross, I believed in them ♪ 446 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,583 ♪ But one day I woke up and I couldn't see ♪ 447 00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:40,179 ♪ The monsters and mysteries so close to me ♪ 448 00:15:40,331 --> 00:15:44,328 ♪ The blob under my bed that I called Ramone ♪ 449 00:15:44,352 --> 00:15:47,353 ♪ I lost him when I fell into ♪ 450 00:15:47,505 --> 00:15:50,490 BOTH: ♪ The Grown Up Zone ♪ 451 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,603 ♪ Getting divorced, take a night school course ♪ 452 00:15:56,698 --> 00:16:00,625 ♪ Where are those childhood friends? ♪ 453 00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:04,445 ♪ Children grow up, then they turn into teens ♪ 454 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:08,282 ♪ Then grow into adults, no time in between ♪ 455 00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:12,114 ♪ We're here in your heart, you're never alone ♪ 456 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:19,051 ♪ That childhood magic is lost into ♪ 457 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,888 ♪ The Grown Up Zone. ♪ 458 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,632 (plays warbling note) 459 00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:28,319 - (thudding) - JERRY: Help! 460 00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:30,321 Help! 461 00:16:30,548 --> 00:16:31,731 Oh, my God. Jerry! 462 00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:33,307 I'm okay. I just can't move. 463 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:35,234 Because of all the wood on me. 464 00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:37,139 Whatever you do, Jerry, do not wiggle. 465 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,479 With your current state, 466 00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:40,832 the opportunity for splinters is immense. 467 00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:42,979 Sorry about that. I just wanted to bring in some firewood 468 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,244 to say thanks for your hospitality this week. 469 00:16:45,396 --> 00:16:46,746 But I'm beginning to notice 470 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,007 that I'm not very good at Alaska stuff. 471 00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:50,894 Alaska isn't for everyone, Jer. 472 00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,251 But you're so happy here! 473 00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:54,156 I am, but we're not the same person. 474 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,217 You know you've been doing this our whole lives, right? 475 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:58,477 I do a thing, it makes me happy, then you copy that thing 476 00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:00,404 because you think it'll make you happy. 477 00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:02,573 And it rarely works out. Remember rhythmic gymnastics? 478 00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:04,408 We had to take you to the emergency room 479 00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:06,002 to get the ribbon off of you. 480 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,434 Yeah, I never really thought about it before, 481 00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:09,861 but you're right. 482 00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:11,288 I follow you because, well, 483 00:17:11,347 --> 00:17:13,325 I know I love making other people happy, 484 00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:15,419 with Pizza Surprises and hermit crabs, 485 00:17:15,443 --> 00:17:18,427 but I don't exactly know how to make old Jerry happy. 486 00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:21,614 Also, honestly, I thought Alaska would be mostly hot chocolate 487 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,115 and panning for gold. 488 00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:24,928 Maybe I wasn't looking at the most current websites. 489 00:17:24,952 --> 00:17:28,379 Anyway, I guess I can't keep following in your footsteps. 490 00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:30,359 Our feet are different sizes, little brother. 491 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,269 You got to go find your own Alaska. 492 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:34,938 I guess I got some soul-searching to do. 493 00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:37,129 Maybe my Alaska is South Carolina. 494 00:17:37,282 --> 00:17:39,057 Or rhythmic gymnastics. 495 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:40,852 You know I look good in a leotard. 496 00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,705 - Jerry, no. - I'm just playing. 497 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,045 Do they have hot chocolate in South Carolina? 498 00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:47,043 Morning, everyone. Where's Moon? 499 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,286 Oh, he's upstairs listening to an audiobook called 500 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:52,403 The Giraffe and the Octopus: Real Animals That Look Made-up. 501 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:55,109 - What's up, Dad? - I'm calling an emergency family meeting. 502 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,891 I'm afraid Moon is losing his sense of wonder. 503 00:17:57,985 --> 00:17:59,871 There are certain things that, if held onto, 504 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,557 ward off those little parts of life 505 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,701 that chip away at us and harden our souls. 506 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:06,136 Like how we all kind of believe the outhouse is haunted. 507 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,569 Kind of? Dad, it's definitely haunted. 508 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:09,783 A ghost grabbed my butt! 509 00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:11,383 I believe dolphins are just humans 510 00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:13,051 who stayed in the water too long. 511 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:14,978 And those little yellow dudes, the Minions... 512 00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:17,481 I know they're not real, but... are they? 513 00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:20,172 Yes, all these things, all fine examples 514 00:18:20,325 --> 00:18:22,842 of what I'd like to help Moon hold onto 515 00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:24,822 to remind him that magic still exists. 516 00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:27,605 And I think I have a plan, but it's something I can't do 517 00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:30,113 unless I want to throw up a bunch, which I don't, 518 00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:32,288 so I need a volunteer to help me bring joy 519 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,112 to Moon with a little surprise. 520 00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:36,817 - You just said my favorite words. - "Throw up a bunch"? 521 00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:41,077 No. "Joy" and "surprise." Beef, I think I'm your guy. 522 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,677 Are you going to Russell's after school? 523 00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,420 His big brother is letting us play D&D with him. 524 00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:50,272 Dungeons & Dragons? I only do real stuff now. 525 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,441 Let me know when it's just called "Dungeons." 526 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,133 - Oh, wha... what is that? - It's Bigfoot! Come quick! 527 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,042 Yeah, right. Not interested. 528 00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,012 Actually, Moon, you better take a look at this. 529 00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:04,142 That thing's hairier than my Uncle Bunston. 530 00:19:05,036 --> 00:19:07,370 - Oh, wow! - MOON: It's him! 531 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:10,648 I probably owe you an apology. 532 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:12,208 So, sorry. 533 00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:14,371 Also, your hands are dumb, you smell like chili, 534 00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:16,523 and your name sounds like somebody stepped on a cow. 535 00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:19,267 MOON: There he goes back into the woods. 536 00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:22,471 See you, big guy. Thanks for showing up. 537 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:26,313 - What a rush! - Great job, bro-in-law-to-be. 538 00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:28,144 I helped keep Moon's sense of wonder alive, 539 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,576 - and that made me really happy. - Hey, look at you. 540 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:33,315 You're happy, and you didn't copy me to get there. 541 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,376 Jerry, I happen to know that the folks 542 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,986 who loaned us this costume are looking 543 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,637 for someone to do this part-time. 544 00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:39,919 Dress up as Bigfoot 545 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:43,014 for conventions and maybe the odd funeral or wedding. 546 00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:45,183 Ah, I wish I could, but I got 547 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:47,070 to go figure out something that makes me happy. 548 00:19:47,094 --> 00:19:49,239 Jerry, I think you just did. 549 00:19:49,263 --> 00:19:50,908 Oh, wow! You're right! 550 00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:53,599 Helping others be happy makes me happy. 551 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,654 It's like when I do the Pizza Surprise. 552 00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:56,861 It's silly and stupid, 553 00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:59,530 but it always makes folks smile, and I love that. 554 00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:03,108 Dressing up as Bigfoot is like a hundred Pizza Surprises. 555 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:04,738 If you call the number on this card, 556 00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:07,371 the same overly-enthusiastic interim vice-secretary 557 00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:11,042 that lent us the costume will fill you in on the details. 558 00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:12,877 Wow. Thanks, Beef. 559 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,286 Honeybee, is it okay 560 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,881 if Alaska turns out to be my Alaska after all? 561 00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:18,457 It's more than okay. 562 00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:20,771 - Good morning, Moon. - No time to talk. 563 00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:22,553 Going to leave Bigfoot a snack. 564 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:25,201 Jerry, don't eat the crackers this time, okay? 565 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,110 Crackers? I never mess with crackers. 566 00:20:27,134 --> 00:20:30,135 Crunchy and bland? My mouth never been so confused. 567 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,783 You didn't eat Moon's Bigfoot bait the other morning? 568 00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:34,618 Morning? What are you talking about? 569 00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:36,437 It's a thing we have here in Alaska. 570 00:20:36,461 --> 00:20:38,121 The sun comes up. It's a whole deal. 571 00:20:38,145 --> 00:20:39,790 Oh, no, no, no, no, my plane got in at night, 572 00:20:39,814 --> 00:20:42,965 and I picked up a pizza and came right here and fell in a hole. 573 00:20:43,058 --> 00:20:46,222 (gasps) We have a mystery on our hands! 574 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,282 So that means there really might be... 575 00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:50,284 - Minions. - I was gonna say "Bigfoot," 576 00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:52,043 - but, uh, why not? - BEEF: Hmm. 577 00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:54,063 Perhaps I'll go help Moon with those crackers. 578 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,564 Looks nice outside. 579 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,049 WOLF: Front page of StrokeMasterson. biz, 580 00:20:58,073 --> 00:20:59,331 here we come. 581 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:03,319 ♪ Pizza Surprise, Pizza Surprise ♪ 582 00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:07,932 ♪ I jump out from the bushes with pizza pies ♪ 583 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:12,103 ♪ Pizza Surprise, Pizza Surprise ♪ 584 00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:15,922 ♪ First comes the fear, then the joy in your eyes ♪ 585 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:18,501 ♪ Pizza Surprise, Pizza Surprise ♪ 586 00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:20,923 ♪ Pepperoni aroma's my only disguise ♪ 587 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,947 ♪ Pizza Surprise, Pizza Surprise ♪ 588 00:21:23,174 --> 00:21:25,669 ♪ Pepperoni aroma's my only disguise ♪ 589 00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:30,288 ♪ Ah! 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