1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:04,676 - ♪ Look up there ♪ - ♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:05,812 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,879 --> 00:00:07,314 ♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,381 --> 00:00:10,187 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,254 --> 00:00:13,828 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,895 --> 00:00:14,963 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,030 --> 00:00:16,634 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,836 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,903 --> 00:00:21,209 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:22,546 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,612 --> 00:00:24,215 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:25,818 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,885 --> 00:00:29,760 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,805 Well, Wolf and Honeybee 15 00:00:35,872 --> 00:00:38,243 should be heading over soon for Tobin family game night. 16 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:41,282 Whoa. Judy, Ham, Moon, you have got to get over here 17 00:00:41,349 --> 00:00:43,186 and see this crazy snowflake. 18 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:44,556 It's got stellar dendrites. 19 00:00:44,623 --> 00:00:47,194 - Dendrites for days. - Am I crazy 20 00:00:47,261 --> 00:00:50,267 or does that other one have hollow columns? 21 00:00:50,334 --> 00:00:52,104 Ugh, I wish Wolf was here already. 22 00:00:52,171 --> 00:00:53,373 He loves dendrites. 23 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,643 (grunts) Where are they? 24 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:56,245 Maybe I ought to give him a call. Ha. 25 00:00:56,312 --> 00:00:58,249 - (line ringing) - WOLF (over phone): Hello. 26 00:00:58,316 --> 00:00:59,753 Hey, Wolf. It's your dad Beef. 27 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:01,566 You and Honeybee were supposed to be here for game night 28 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,493 in ten minutes and you're not early, 29 00:01:03,561 --> 00:01:04,973 so I'm just checking to make sure you're okay. 30 00:01:04,997 --> 00:01:07,535 Everything's fine. We're just getting ourselves together. 31 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:09,806 I'm making Wolf's Wolfies, and pretty soon, 32 00:01:09,873 --> 00:01:11,275 we'll all be making memories. 33 00:01:11,342 --> 00:01:12,979 Great. I'll... (sneezes) 34 00:01:13,046 --> 00:01:14,606 Wait, was that a sneeze? A-Are you sick? 35 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:17,021 - Are... Should we reschedule? - Absolutely not. 36 00:01:17,087 --> 00:01:18,591 I'll just take some cold medicine. 37 00:01:18,658 --> 00:01:20,303 Dad, you haven't had any medicine since you took 38 00:01:20,327 --> 00:01:22,565 half a Tylenol after you shattered your pelvis. 39 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:24,068 Y-You must be feeling pretty bad. 40 00:01:24,135 --> 00:01:26,139 The only thing that would make me feel bad 41 00:01:26,205 --> 00:01:27,909 is if we weren't all together tonight. 42 00:01:27,976 --> 00:01:29,613 - (stammers) Got to go, Dad. - Huh. 43 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,884 - Uh-oh. What's going on, Dad? - Wolf usually says 44 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:33,186 "I love you" when we hang up. 45 00:01:33,253 --> 00:01:35,591 And then he sings it and then he whispers it. 46 00:01:35,658 --> 00:01:37,996 This time, he just said, "Got to go, Dad." 47 00:01:38,063 --> 00:01:40,267 Well, maybe... he got to go. 48 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,605 Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Wolf and Honeybee 49 00:01:42,672 --> 00:01:44,408 haven't been around as much lately. 50 00:01:44,475 --> 00:01:47,549 Last week, they only came to four out of seven breakfasts, 51 00:01:47,615 --> 00:01:49,452 and Wolf missed wood-piling day 52 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:52,157 because they had to, quote, "get their marriage license." 53 00:01:52,224 --> 00:01:54,295 They didn't even come over to watch that other 54 00:01:54,361 --> 00:01:56,667 unrelated Tobin family on Family Feud. 55 00:01:56,734 --> 00:02:00,440 Their performance was... Survey says... disgraceful. 56 00:02:00,508 --> 00:02:03,379 I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word, but... 57 00:02:03,446 --> 00:02:05,685 (gasps) Dracula disorder? 58 00:02:05,752 --> 00:02:08,289 Drifting, as in we're all drifting apart. 59 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:10,995 This was my worry when they moved out to the guesthouse, 60 00:02:11,062 --> 00:02:12,665 that we'd see them less and less. 61 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,645 And then from there, who knows what would happen? 62 00:02:14,669 --> 00:02:16,673 Oh, my God. Is it me driving them away? 63 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:18,520 I'm always pestering Honeybee with annoying questions 64 00:02:18,544 --> 00:02:20,256 like: "How much do you think your arms weigh?" 65 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,817 "Like, if you took them off your body 66 00:02:21,884 --> 00:02:22,928 and weighed them separately?" 67 00:02:22,952 --> 00:02:24,321 (gasps) It could be my fault. 68 00:02:24,388 --> 00:02:25,868 The other day, when Wolf and I went to the movies, 69 00:02:25,892 --> 00:02:27,605 I got a small popcorn to share, and he said, 70 00:02:27,629 --> 00:02:29,498 "I wish you'd gotten a medium." 71 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:33,239 Well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing. 72 00:02:33,306 --> 00:02:35,110 You're gonna love game night. 73 00:02:35,177 --> 00:02:36,823 Everyone's got their game night personality. 74 00:02:36,847 --> 00:02:38,884 Moon always claims he's not gonna cheat, 75 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,120 then he cheats like crazy, 76 00:02:40,187 --> 00:02:42,191 Judy eats so many snacks she almost barfs, 77 00:02:42,257 --> 00:02:44,261 oh, a-and Ham roots for everyone, 78 00:02:44,328 --> 00:02:45,607 especially the people he's playing against, 79 00:02:45,631 --> 00:02:47,034 and Dad just keeps saying, 80 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,671 (imitates Beef): "Isn't this fun?" 81 00:02:48,737 --> 00:02:50,808 - And what about you? - Oh, I'm kind of like 82 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:53,948 a cool guy high roller, but mostly I just get very drunk. 83 00:02:54,014 --> 00:02:56,820 Uh, speaking of cool guys, is your brother Jerrybee coming? 84 00:02:56,887 --> 00:02:58,724 He said he'll try. He's getting headshots done 85 00:02:58,791 --> 00:03:00,561 in his Bigfoot costume for his website. 86 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:02,197 He's really blowing up on the Lone Moose 87 00:03:02,264 --> 00:03:03,466 birthday party circuit. 88 00:03:03,534 --> 00:03:05,046 Oh, can you see if he'll sign one for me? 89 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:07,374 I want it to say "Never stop dreaming." 90 00:03:07,441 --> 00:03:09,144 All right, let me just transfer 91 00:03:09,211 --> 00:03:11,282 the Wolf's Wolfies into my chug jug. 92 00:03:11,349 --> 00:03:13,654 And let me just grab my famous Fresno 14-layer dip. 93 00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:15,958 I leave out the 13th layer because everyone knows 94 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:17,629 (spooky voice): It's haunted. 95 00:03:17,695 --> 00:03:19,231 - (camera clicks) - ALYSON: Well, 96 00:03:19,298 --> 00:03:20,844 - that ought to do it. - Great. I got to get going 97 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,828 - to my sister's game night. - PAM: Hey, you guys. 98 00:03:22,872 --> 00:03:23,807 Sorry to interrupt. 99 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:25,319 I'm just going around telling everyone 100 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,114 that the snow outside is really bad. 101 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:30,420 If you want to leave, you should have done that 20 minutes ago. 102 00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:31,690 No one's going anywhere now. 103 00:03:31,757 --> 00:03:33,326 Sorry I didn't get to warn you sooner. 104 00:03:33,393 --> 00:03:34,729 I have a short gait. 105 00:03:34,796 --> 00:03:37,000 Oh, you're perfect the way you are, Security Pam. 106 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:38,269 So we're stuck in the mall? 107 00:03:38,336 --> 00:03:40,106 I guess I can't make it to game night. 108 00:03:40,173 --> 00:03:42,912 Oh, well. Maybe I'll just go down and smell the food court. 109 00:03:42,979 --> 00:03:45,083 Actually, Jerry, as long as we're stuck here, 110 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:46,954 there's a little project that I have 111 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,299 that I've been dying to work on. 112 00:03:48,323 --> 00:03:49,726 And if you wanted to be involved, 113 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:51,663 I could pay you a small modeling fee. 114 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:52,865 I booked a gig! 115 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:55,805 Jerry, I'm going to show you something very horrific, 116 00:03:55,871 --> 00:03:56,974 but very intimate. 117 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,777 I did some photographs when I was younger. 118 00:03:58,844 --> 00:04:01,616 Photos I'm not proud of. My 2003 bang photos. 119 00:04:01,683 --> 00:04:03,554 I don't know if I should see those, Alyson. 120 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,758 - Look, Jerry. - Oh, but that's just a photo 121 00:04:05,825 --> 00:04:07,695 of you getting a Christmas gift. (Gasps) 122 00:04:07,762 --> 00:04:09,632 And here you are at a café in Italy! 123 00:04:09,699 --> 00:04:11,737 ALYSON: But look at my hair, Jerry. 124 00:04:11,803 --> 00:04:13,540 JERRYBEE: Yeah, the front part's cut off. 125 00:04:13,607 --> 00:04:15,243 ALYSON: Those are bangs, Jerry. 126 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:17,749 Horrible bangs that have haunted me for years. 127 00:04:17,815 --> 00:04:20,353 I want to erase my memories of being in the bang gang. 128 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:23,192 Alyson, you need to work on how you using that word. 129 00:04:23,259 --> 00:04:25,631 No. I want to recreate these photos 130 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:27,267 with my current, very amazing hair. 131 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,913 See this other person in all these pictures? 132 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:31,843 That was my roommate Anthony, and he moved away. 133 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:34,749 - So I need you to be my Anthony. - Hey, I'll try it. 134 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:37,822 I'm an Anthony, not a Can't-hony. 135 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:40,493 Ah, shoot. It's expired. 136 00:04:40,561 --> 00:04:43,967 Nonsense. That's just a trick to get you to buy more medicine. 137 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,606 (sneezes) Oh, maybe I should take two doses. 138 00:04:46,673 --> 00:04:48,577 I refuse to be a Sickly Stuart. 139 00:04:48,644 --> 00:04:51,015 You know what the best part of tonight's game night will be? 140 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,322 Watching all of your fellow family members do their best? 141 00:04:53,386 --> 00:04:56,492 Dipping a cookie into the cheese log just to see how it feels? 142 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,262 Mmm! Oh, it's wonderful! 143 00:04:58,329 --> 00:04:59,164 It's like I'm kissing a prince whose mouth is full of cheese. 144 00:04:59,231 --> 00:05:04,041 No, the best part of game night will be me 145 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:06,980 giving up my old, cheating ways. 146 00:05:08,316 --> 00:05:10,921 Uh, I was just keeping the pieces warm. 147 00:05:10,988 --> 00:05:13,326 Diondra Tundra here with a weather update. 148 00:05:13,392 --> 00:05:15,163 While we were predicting just a light squall, 149 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:18,136 looks like it's actually going to be squall to squall snow, 150 00:05:18,202 --> 00:05:19,639 for what some people are squalling 151 00:05:19,706 --> 00:05:21,342 "the storm of the century." 152 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,346 Uh-oh. Wolf. 153 00:05:23,412 --> 00:05:26,418 Wow, it's a lot snowier than they predicted! 154 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:28,857 All I see is white. It's like when I met your family! 155 00:05:28,924 --> 00:05:30,961 Uh, we should probably turn around and go home. 156 00:05:31,028 --> 00:05:32,832 Uh, I can't see our house. 157 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,434 Wait, wait, I can't see it, either. 158 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:38,176 Holy freakin' lizard! We're stuck in a blizzard! 159 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,622 Okay, so don't freak out, but we are a little lost. 160 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:47,227 Well, we know the main house is 300 steps from our house, 161 00:05:47,294 --> 00:05:49,064 and we've already gone 142 steps. 162 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,001 How do you know how many steps we've taken? 163 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:53,907 Why spend money on a Fitbit when I can count all my own steps? 164 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:55,878 Oh, you're so sensible, my steppie pie. 165 00:05:55,945 --> 00:05:57,548 But we shouldn't step anywhere now. 166 00:05:57,615 --> 00:06:00,053 It's only 158 steps. I'll give you a piggyback ride. 167 00:06:00,119 --> 00:06:03,326 You know how much I love PBRs, but we're already disoriented. 168 00:06:03,392 --> 00:06:05,096 We should just sit tight, snuggle up 169 00:06:05,163 --> 00:06:07,902 and wait for conditions to clear or-or Dad to find us. 170 00:06:07,969 --> 00:06:09,438 Uh-uh. I've seen the movie Everest. 171 00:06:09,505 --> 00:06:11,509 You stop, you get cold but you think you're hot, 172 00:06:11,576 --> 00:06:12,821 so you take off all your clothes. 173 00:06:12,845 --> 00:06:14,290 And then you die. All the other hikers 174 00:06:14,314 --> 00:06:15,827 just hike all over your nude, dead body 175 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:17,521 with your boobs just flapping in the wind 176 00:06:17,588 --> 00:06:19,091 until they freeze mid-flap. 177 00:06:19,157 --> 00:06:21,104 And then you're just a couple of boobsicles staring at God. 178 00:06:21,128 --> 00:06:22,888 Perfect movie. And I hear what you're saying, 179 00:06:22,932 --> 00:06:24,936 but I'm sure my dad will come looking for us. 180 00:06:25,003 --> 00:06:27,575 Trust me, my dad has a sixth sense about where I am. 181 00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:28,877 When we played hide-and-seek, 182 00:06:28,944 --> 00:06:31,015 he found me behind the couch every time. 183 00:06:31,081 --> 00:06:33,419 So let's just sit down and hug for warmth. 184 00:06:33,486 --> 00:06:34,789 Mmm. This isn't bad. 185 00:06:34,856 --> 00:06:35,967 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 186 00:06:35,991 --> 00:06:37,962 We are not fooling around out here. 187 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:40,366 Didn't you hear my Everest story? The frozen boobs? 188 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,070 Uh, what I meant was, let's have a sip 189 00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:43,573 of Wolf's Wolfies to stay warm. 190 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,445 Just a tiny little sip. Got to keep our wits about us. 191 00:06:46,513 --> 00:06:47,915 Mmm. That's warming. 192 00:06:47,982 --> 00:06:50,854 Yeah. See, what I do is I melt a gallon of ice cream, 193 00:06:50,921 --> 00:06:53,426 add a flat Coke, add two cups of sugar, 194 00:06:53,492 --> 00:06:54,996 three bags of melted chocolate chips, 195 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:58,169 and then a pinch... and I mean just a pinch... of honey. 196 00:06:58,235 --> 00:06:59,371 Otherwise it gets too sweet. 197 00:06:59,438 --> 00:07:01,108 Oh, and of course the whiskey and the rum. 198 00:07:01,175 --> 00:07:04,549 - Let's have a tiny bit more. - Uh, just a hair more. 199 00:07:04,615 --> 00:07:06,118 One more sip. 200 00:07:06,185 --> 00:07:07,087 Ooh. 201 00:07:07,153 --> 00:07:08,890 Are you sure your dad's gonna come find us? 202 00:07:08,957 --> 00:07:10,594 Are you kidding? Dad's favorite thing 203 00:07:10,661 --> 00:07:11,963 is search and rescue. 204 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:13,676 I know he'll never say it, but I think he was 205 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,740 kind of disappointed that none of us ever fell in a well. 206 00:07:16,806 --> 00:07:18,810 Ah, they're lost in that snow. 207 00:07:18,877 --> 00:07:20,757 - I need to go look for 'em. - I don't know, Dad. 208 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:22,016 It's really coming down. 209 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:24,321 Judy, no one knows this land like me. 210 00:07:24,388 --> 00:07:25,958 I was born in the bushes out there. 211 00:07:26,024 --> 00:07:28,028 My mom didn't make it to the hospital. 212 00:07:28,095 --> 00:07:29,398 By a lot. (Sneezing) 213 00:07:29,464 --> 00:07:32,137 Dad, since you're sick, should we all go out there with you? 214 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:34,976 - Safety in numbers? - Or one big sacrifice. 215 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:36,646 No, I'll be fine. Whoa. 216 00:07:36,713 --> 00:07:39,384 - What, Dad? - Nothing. I just thought I saw something. 217 00:07:39,451 --> 00:07:41,155 - Never mind. - SNOWFLAKE: Hello, Beef. 218 00:07:41,221 --> 00:07:43,292 It's me from before. The dendrite snowflake. 219 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:46,165 - Call me Denny. - BEEF: Nope. Snowflakes don't talk. 220 00:07:46,231 --> 00:07:49,539 - Did you just say something, Dad? - Uh... No. No. 221 00:07:49,605 --> 00:07:50,908 Beef, let's go. I'm late. 222 00:07:50,974 --> 00:07:54,181 Sit tight. I'll be back soon. 223 00:07:54,247 --> 00:07:55,818 JUDY: I do not feel good 224 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:57,697 - about letting him go out there. - But he's Dad. 225 00:07:57,721 --> 00:08:00,059 And nothing bad ever happens to dads, right? 226 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:01,830 Henry's dad chopped off his own finger 227 00:08:01,896 --> 00:08:04,100 when he was putting cream cheese on a bagel, 228 00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:06,940 but he's probably the exception. 229 00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:08,342 Hey, Beef, wait up. 230 00:08:08,409 --> 00:08:10,547 Where are we heading, Beef? Should we go grab a bite? 231 00:08:10,614 --> 00:08:12,885 Look, I know I'm probably hallucinating you, 232 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:15,223 but have you seen my son and his fiancée out here? 233 00:08:15,289 --> 00:08:18,162 Hallucinating me? Well, maybe I'm hallucinating you, Beef. 234 00:08:18,229 --> 00:08:21,368 Look, let's not worry about who's hallucinating who. 235 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:23,205 Let's just enjoy being lost in the snow. 236 00:08:23,272 --> 00:08:25,811 I'm not lost. I've lived here my whole life. 237 00:08:25,878 --> 00:08:27,515 I've named every tree out here. 238 00:08:27,581 --> 00:08:30,019 Like this tree. This is Chris Pine. 239 00:08:30,086 --> 00:08:32,090 Oh, I loved him in Hell or High Water. 240 00:08:32,156 --> 00:08:34,294 He's so handsome. I'd love to whiten his branches. 241 00:08:34,361 --> 00:08:37,635 The tree was here first, way before that guy got famous. 242 00:08:37,701 --> 00:08:39,271 - And who's this? - Who's who? 243 00:08:39,337 --> 00:08:41,008 This hill we're falling down. 244 00:08:41,074 --> 00:08:43,078 - Whee! - (screams) 245 00:08:43,145 --> 00:08:45,216 Hon, I think I have to ride the yellow rainbow, 246 00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:46,553 if you know what I mean. 247 00:08:46,619 --> 00:08:47,931 I-I'm just gonna step right over there to pee. 248 00:08:47,955 --> 00:08:49,155 - I'll be right back. - (gasps) 249 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:50,637 I don't think you should step anywhere. 250 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:52,139 - We got to stay together. - Wait, you know 251 00:08:52,163 --> 00:08:53,900 I can't pee if I know someone's watching. 252 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,571 That's why I can't use public bathrooms. 253 00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:56,949 Or private ones if there's a picture 254 00:08:56,973 --> 00:08:58,175 of a person hanging in them. 255 00:08:58,242 --> 00:08:59,545 Or an expressive bird. 256 00:08:59,612 --> 00:09:02,050 Let's just hold hands, and you take a tiny step away and pee, 257 00:09:02,116 --> 00:09:04,522 and that way we won't get separated from each other. 258 00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:05,791 Okay. Here I go. 259 00:09:05,857 --> 00:09:07,327 - (screams) - Are you okay? 260 00:09:07,393 --> 00:09:09,799 Yeah. Just screamed because the wind hit my penis, 261 00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:11,401 and my penis did not like it. 262 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,506 - Okay. Did you go? - No, I can't. 263 00:09:13,573 --> 00:09:15,185 I think it's because you're holding my hand 264 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:16,512 so I know you're there. 265 00:09:16,579 --> 00:09:18,349 Uh, I'm just gonna drop it for one second. 266 00:09:18,415 --> 00:09:20,954 - Wolf, no! - Don't worry, I won't move an inch. 267 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,392 Oh, turduck-it! Damn it, the Wolfies! 268 00:09:23,459 --> 00:09:24,962 Wolf? Are you there? Can you hear me? 269 00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:27,433 Yeah, just rescuing the Wolfies. Oh, got them. 270 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,371 Okay. Now walk toward my voice. 271 00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:32,678 Yep, hold on. I just need to put my penis back in my pants. 272 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:34,047 Wait. You sound farther away. 273 00:09:34,114 --> 00:09:35,784 Oh, no, my zipper is frozen open. 274 00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:37,688 Wait, there it goes. Uh, Honeybee? 275 00:09:37,755 --> 00:09:39,491 Honeybee? Oh, no, I lost her. 276 00:09:39,558 --> 00:09:42,798 - Damn it. I forgot to pee. - Wolf? Wolf? 277 00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:45,278 - Get up, Beef. This is no time for a layabout. - (Beef groans) 278 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:47,273 - Where are we? - We walked around for a while 279 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:49,879 after we fell down the hill, Beef. You don't remember? 280 00:09:49,945 --> 00:09:51,190 We were walking. We were singing. 281 00:09:51,214 --> 00:09:52,794 You told me you felt an existential dread 282 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:54,531 when you pictured all of your children leaving home. 283 00:09:54,555 --> 00:09:56,115 And then you laid face down in the snow. 284 00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:59,097 - And now we're here. - Oh, man. This is bad. 285 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:00,810 I was really looking forward to having the whole family 286 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,472 together tonight, and now half of us are lost in the snow. 287 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:05,476 Ha! You think you have it bad? 288 00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:07,146 - I'm all alone out here. - Come on. 289 00:10:07,213 --> 00:10:09,885 - There's snowflakes all over. - I don't know them. 290 00:10:09,952 --> 00:10:11,556 You think all snowflakes know each other? 291 00:10:11,622 --> 00:10:13,358 - Ha. Typical flesh man. - I'm sorry. 292 00:10:13,425 --> 00:10:17,166 Yeah, you should be sorry. You're lucky we're best friends. 293 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,204 Wolf! Wolf! 294 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,945 (exhales) Okay. Gonna start getting dark soon, 295 00:10:23,011 --> 00:10:24,558 and Wolf just said to stay where you are, 296 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,351 but no offense to Wolf, that seems dumb. 297 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,431 Okay. I think the tool shed is the closest building. 298 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:30,727 If I point my body toward where I think it is, 299 00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:32,564 I can make it there. (shivering exhale) 300 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,367 I am a self-sufficient woman who is not 301 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,670 going to die in the snow. 302 00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:37,182 I know this because I believe in myself 303 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,710 and because a mall psychic told me 304 00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:40,379 it was gonna be a zip-lining accident. 305 00:10:40,446 --> 00:10:43,820 With the pizza on the table, this really feels like Italy. 306 00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:45,824 Thank you for holding the poster, Santiago. 307 00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:47,493 Thank you for trusting me. 308 00:10:47,561 --> 00:10:49,832 Anthony and I had such a wonderful time in Italy. 309 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,336 Luckily, the year before, he fell off a log flume ride 310 00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:54,107 and legally drowned for three minutes. 311 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:56,344 He used the settlement money to pay for our trip. 312 00:10:56,411 --> 00:10:57,748 He was always so generous. 313 00:10:57,815 --> 00:10:59,852 And so bad at staying seated throughout the ride. 314 00:10:59,919 --> 00:11:02,691 - To Anthony. - To Anthony. - SANTIAGO: To Anthony. 315 00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:04,562 ♪ Girl, you got it going on ♪ 316 00:11:04,628 --> 00:11:06,398 ♪ The picture on the shelf ♪ 317 00:11:06,464 --> 00:11:09,337 ♪ Takes me back to all the memories of myself. ♪ 318 00:11:09,404 --> 00:11:11,909 Guys, this is bad. Dad should be back by now. 319 00:11:11,976 --> 00:11:13,378 There's snow out there and holes, 320 00:11:13,445 --> 00:11:15,382 and the kind of snow-covered holes that Dad might 321 00:11:15,449 --> 00:11:17,621 fall into when he's hopped up on expired cold medicine. 322 00:11:17,688 --> 00:11:19,324 I think one of us should go after him. 323 00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:22,096 I'll go. I won MVP, most valuable prepper, 324 00:11:22,163 --> 00:11:23,700 of my Lil' Preppers survivalist troop. 325 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,539 You could say I've been prepping for this moment my whole life. 326 00:11:26,606 --> 00:11:28,108 Guys, no, I'm going. I need you two 327 00:11:28,175 --> 00:11:29,745 to stay here in case anyone comes back. 328 00:11:29,812 --> 00:11:31,190 Moon, you can treat frostbite injuries 329 00:11:31,214 --> 00:11:32,618 and suck the venom from their legs 330 00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:34,354 in case they encountered any snow snakes. 331 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,525 Uh, first of all, snow snakes aren't real. 332 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:39,197 And second, if they were, you wouldn't suck their venom, Judy. 333 00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:41,034 You would drain it with a small blade. 334 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,346 See, that's why we need you here. 335 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:45,744 And, Ham, I'll need you to be my anchor. 336 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:46,913 Here's my lantern. 337 00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:48,282 And take half the cheese log. 338 00:11:48,348 --> 00:11:49,518 We'll keep the other. 339 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,154 Gouda-bye, and gouda luck. 340 00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:53,492 If I don't make it back, tell my family I love them. 341 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:55,262 But we are your family. 342 00:11:55,329 --> 00:11:57,266 Tell them. 343 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,538 ♪ ♪ 344 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:07,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 345 00:12:08,155 --> 00:12:10,961 Dad! Wolf! 346 00:12:11,027 --> 00:12:12,864 (shivering): Honeybee! 347 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,668 This storm is insane. 348 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,104 (screams) Ouch. 349 00:12:16,171 --> 00:12:18,141 What in the world? The old outhouse. 350 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,645 Oh, maybe I'll just go in here 351 00:12:19,712 --> 00:12:22,283 and take a little bitty storm siesta. 352 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:25,189 (yelps) Holy guaca-snow-ly, that wind is poppin'. 353 00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:27,193 I don't think that's the right word, but, ooh, 354 00:12:27,259 --> 00:12:28,930 all my other words are frozen. 355 00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:31,067 So I'm just gonna take a little rest in here, 356 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,537 and then I'm gonna follow the rope 357 00:12:32,604 --> 00:12:34,073 back to the house... (screams) 358 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:36,444 Oh, sorry. Were you using the bathroom? 359 00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:38,458 - We can come back. - What are you guys doing here? 360 00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:40,386 You're supposed to be back at the house 361 00:12:40,452 --> 00:12:41,589 with the rope tied to you. 362 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:43,559 Dad was just saying earlier that he was worried 363 00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:44,728 we were all drifting apart. 364 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:46,231 And then after you left, we realized 365 00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:48,468 this is exactly what he was talking about. 366 00:12:48,536 --> 00:12:50,507 Dad went out all alone and got lost in the snow, 367 00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:53,245 and then you went out all alone and got lost in the snow. 368 00:12:53,311 --> 00:12:55,984 But now we're all out here alone getting lost in the snow. 369 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:57,420 We've literally drifted apart. 370 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:01,094 Okay, but from now on, we're drifting together 371 00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:02,731 because I tied my rope to Moon. 372 00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:05,169 And I tied my rope to the outdoor barbecue, 373 00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:06,839 which is still back at the house. 374 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:08,408 Uh, that barbecue? 375 00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:11,114 (laughs) That's the one. 376 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,584 201, 202. 377 00:13:12,651 --> 00:13:14,822 (sighs) Should be right there. 378 00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:17,093 (grunts) Not there. 379 00:13:17,159 --> 00:13:17,994 (grunts) 380 00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:19,798 - (thud) - Ha! Toolshed. 381 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:21,301 Alaska's not so hard. 382 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,971 (wind whistling) 383 00:13:23,038 --> 00:13:24,508 The power in here seems to be out, 384 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,712 but, oh, a generator. 385 00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:29,250 Ah, some food. Oh, an old TV Guide 386 00:13:29,317 --> 00:13:31,755 with the cast of 90210 on the cover? 387 00:13:31,822 --> 00:13:33,526 This place rules. 388 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:35,830 Oh, man. I lost Honeybee. 389 00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:37,834 But hopefully she's doing what I'm doing 390 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,571 just sitting tight, waiting for Dad. 391 00:13:39,638 --> 00:13:43,445 We'll all be together soon, and then I'll never pee again. 392 00:13:43,513 --> 00:13:45,650 - What's he pouting about? - Who are you? 393 00:13:45,717 --> 00:13:47,888 Beef, this is my new wife Tanya. 394 00:13:47,954 --> 00:13:49,157 When did you get married? 395 00:13:49,223 --> 00:13:50,693 Just now, when I met Tanya. 396 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,431 And, Tanya, Beef's upset because he lost his son in the snow 397 00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:55,904 and he's generally worried about his family drifting apart. 398 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:57,507 That happens to everybody. 399 00:13:57,574 --> 00:13:58,776 You're not special. 400 00:13:58,843 --> 00:14:00,445 Kids grow up, and then they blow away. 401 00:14:00,513 --> 00:14:02,473 Beef, have you tried talking to your son about it? 402 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,353 - I know when our son... - You have a son? 403 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,892 Yeah. Yeah, we had him just now. Little Remy. 404 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,237 I talk to Remy about everything. 405 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,332 But what if I talk to Wolf and it turns out 406 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:12,236 he doesn't want to hang out with me anymore? 407 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:14,473 And what if Ham goes off to culinary school 408 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:15,610 in Phoenix, Arizona? 409 00:14:15,677 --> 00:14:17,213 And what if Judy moves to France 410 00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:19,050 and falls in with a bunch of rude puppeteers 411 00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:21,522 and she only talks to me through some bored-looking puppet? 412 00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:24,160 And what if Moon grows up to be a reclusive mountain man 413 00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:26,164 and doesn't let me visit his mountain? 414 00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:28,134 What if I end up alone, Denny? 415 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,605 - Is that your son? - Who? 416 00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:31,140 That hunk with a mustache 417 00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:32,687 who's sitting over there with a thermos. 418 00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:34,380 I'd like to whiten his branches. 419 00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:35,550 - Wolf! - Dad! 420 00:14:35,617 --> 00:14:38,054 Oh, thank God! Ha-Have you seen Honeybee? 421 00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:39,791 Uh, no, I haven't, but... 422 00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:41,862 Oh, I'm sorry. These are my friends 423 00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:44,333 Denny, Tanya, and their son Remy. 424 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,072 Uh, Dad, are-are you feeling okay? 425 00:14:47,139 --> 00:14:49,210 Oh, yeah. I feel great. (shivers) 426 00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:51,180 I took three large doses of Sneeze Police, 427 00:14:51,247 --> 00:14:52,917 and then I came out here to find you, 428 00:14:52,984 --> 00:14:55,088 and then I met these talking snowflakes. 429 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,825 Okay, uh, big fella. 430 00:14:56,892 --> 00:14:58,963 Yeah, uh, they sound like cool guys. 431 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,499 I'm not a guy. I'm a lady. 432 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,771 Go on, Beef. Ask him about the drifting-apart business. 433 00:15:02,837 --> 00:15:04,073 Not now, Denny. 434 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,610 No, you don't bring that up. 435 00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:07,179 I'll bring it up when I'm ready! 436 00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:08,649 Okay, so Dad's losing it 437 00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:11,287 and I'm a little bit drunk and my fiancée is lost. 438 00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:13,626 The sun's down, and the temperature is dropping. 439 00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:15,095 Okay, Dad, we're moving out. 440 00:15:15,162 --> 00:15:17,166 We're going to rescue Honeybee, and then we're all 441 00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:18,312 going to rescue game night. 442 00:15:18,368 --> 00:15:19,938 Wait for us, Beef. Here we come. 443 00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:21,341 Yeah, Barf, slow down. 444 00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:23,154 - Keep up, Remy. - (deep voice): Coming, Mommy. 445 00:15:23,178 --> 00:15:26,084 Anthony used to love to decorate our Christmas tree 446 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,419 with chili pepper lights. 447 00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:29,357 He was super into Arizona culture. 448 00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:31,327 The Grand Canyon, the ice tea brand, 449 00:15:31,394 --> 00:15:33,231 bolo ties with a splash of turquoise, 450 00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:35,068 Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. 451 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,471 Not her ideas but her fashion. 452 00:15:36,538 --> 00:15:38,241 He loved it so much that he moved there. 453 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,646 It is tough when you can't be with your closest friends. 454 00:15:40,713 --> 00:15:43,151 I know I'm really missing my best friend Kooky Kelly 455 00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:45,556 and all the crazy stuff we used to do together, 456 00:15:45,623 --> 00:15:47,660 like go for walks or get a cup of coffee. 457 00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:49,931 It must have been hard for you when Anthony left. 458 00:15:49,998 --> 00:15:51,635 No, I never even really think about him 459 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,939 except for when I decorate Christmas trees or travel 460 00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:57,379 or eat or see someone plummet off an amusement park ride. 461 00:15:57,446 --> 00:15:59,651 Oh, my God, I do miss Anthony. 462 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:01,722 I thought looking at those pictures made me sad 463 00:16:01,789 --> 00:16:03,091 because of my unsightly bangs, 464 00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:04,628 but really I just missed my friend. 465 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:05,930 Well, it's his loss, 466 00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,543 because you're pretty fun to hang out with. 467 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,437 Well, you're pretty fun to hang out with, too. 468 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,374 Actually, you kind of remind me of him. 469 00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:13,445 Hey, you can be my new Anthony. 470 00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:15,315 And you can be my new Kooky Kelly. 471 00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:17,987 One time, we switched meals at a restaurant. 472 00:16:18,054 --> 00:16:19,524 It was insane. 473 00:16:19,591 --> 00:16:21,461 I'm really glad we found each other, Jerry. 474 00:16:21,528 --> 00:16:23,642 And you know what this means? (heavy, excited breathing) 475 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:24,935 I can get bangs again. 476 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,481 - (scissors snipping) - Oh, no. I mean, 477 00:16:26,505 --> 00:16:28,274 maybe take the week and think about it. 478 00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:29,978 Oh, you did it already. 479 00:16:30,045 --> 00:16:32,115 ♪ 99 flakes of snow in the air ♪ 480 00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:33,752 ♪ 99 flakes of snow ♪ 481 00:16:33,819 --> 00:16:35,723 ♪ They spin around, they fall on the ground ♪ 482 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:37,594 ♪ 98 flakes of snow in the air. ♪ 483 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:40,633 Oh, man, we've been walking for 30 minutes, 484 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,202 and we're still lost. 485 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,442 (sighs) I have no idea where the house is at this point. 486 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:48,549 I'm sorry, Dad. I feel like an absolute Dumbledork. 487 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:49,951 Oh, that's okay. 488 00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:52,055 I'm happy just to spend some time with you. 489 00:16:52,122 --> 00:16:56,330 Uh, you know, sometimes, lately, I feel like... 490 00:16:56,397 --> 00:16:57,901 That's right, Beef. Tell him. 491 00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:00,873 Yeah, sometimes, ever since you moved out to the guesthouse, 492 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:04,246 breakfast, wood-piling day, those other Tobins... 493 00:17:04,313 --> 00:17:05,592 Uh, what I'm trying to say is... 494 00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:07,052 Oh, my gosh! The woodpile! Firewood! 495 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,321 Dad, do you have your lighter? 496 00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:09,925 It's too wet out here to start a fire. 497 00:17:09,991 --> 00:17:12,797 You're right, Dad, but I think I actually have a very good 498 00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:15,001 or possibly very terrible idea. 499 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,404 All right, w-w-wait. Okay. 500 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,183 I'm gonna soak my hankie in some Wolf's Wolfies 501 00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:20,580 and then kind of stick it back in the top of the jug 502 00:17:20,646 --> 00:17:22,366 and light it like a beautiful Molotov candle 503 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,852 and see if all the booze burns 504 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,322 brightly enough to signal Honeybee. 505 00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:27,594 Aah! No, fire! We'll melt! 506 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,163 Remy, run! 507 00:17:29,229 --> 00:17:31,602 I'll see you in hell, Barf! 508 00:17:33,806 --> 00:17:35,610 Okay, let's try this whole 509 00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:38,281 rescuing Dad, Wolf and Honeybee thing one more time, 510 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,318 no more drifting away of any kind. 511 00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:42,255 Okay, so we'll walk in a big circle 512 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,993 and then a bunch of smaller circles 513 00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:45,963 until we hopefully find somebody. 514 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,834 And after that, we should go see who set 515 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,305 - that fire over there. - Dad? 516 00:17:54,514 --> 00:17:56,083 What are you guys all doing out here? 517 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:57,830 - We're on a rescue mission. - Rescue mission? 518 00:17:57,854 --> 00:17:59,456 But I just left a half hour ago. 519 00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:02,062 Uh, you've been out here for three hours, Dad. 520 00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:03,498 Oh, no. Really? 521 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,503 Yeah, Dad's been having a bit of a rough one. 522 00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:07,507 He's been hallucinating some talking snowflakes. 523 00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:10,412 Yeah, he did take a lot of expired cold medicine. 524 00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:11,682 Oh, my God. 525 00:18:11,748 --> 00:18:14,521 I've been acting like a real irresponsible Ichabod. 526 00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:16,424 I got so worried about Wolf and Honeybee 527 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:18,261 not wanting to hang out with us anymore 528 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,966 that I almost made us all hang out together forever in heaven. 529 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,433 You think me and Honeybee don't want 530 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,872 to hang out with you guys anymore? 531 00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:25,442 Well, earlier, you hung up on me 532 00:18:25,509 --> 00:18:27,613 without singing or whispering your goodbye. 533 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,517 And you didn't come to watch that other 534 00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:31,320 terrible Tobin family on Family Feud. 535 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:32,657 Stop saying their name. 536 00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,928 And I'm sorry about the medium popcorn. 537 00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:37,132 Must you punish me forever?! 538 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,702 Guys, just because I get busy 539 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,840 doesn't mean I don't love the stuffing out of you. 540 00:18:40,906 --> 00:18:44,681 So you aren't slowly but surely drifting away from this family, 541 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,818 setting in motion a cascade of farewells 542 00:18:46,885 --> 00:18:49,490 that will forever fracture our close family bonds? 543 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:51,160 No, Dad. When we talked earlier, 544 00:18:51,227 --> 00:18:52,764 the Wolf's Wolfies were boiling over, 545 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,199 so I had to hang up. 546 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,503 Oh. That makes sense. 547 00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,105 I'll always be a part of the family, 548 00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:59,376 but now I have my own smaller family, too. 549 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,113 I'm a little branch off the main tree 550 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:04,253 that sometimes needs some time alone in his little branch house 551 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:05,790 that has a little tiny stove 552 00:19:05,856 --> 00:19:08,461 and a very little bathroom with a very small shower. 553 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,265 We're gonna have to do something about that. 554 00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:11,500 Yeah, 'cause I have to choose 555 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,237 which side of me I'm gonna wash each day. 556 00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:15,676 (sighs) I'm so glad you're not avoiding us. 557 00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:18,849 Yeah, I don't want to be weird, but I like you guys. 558 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:22,055 Well, if we can find each other in a storm like this, 559 00:19:22,122 --> 00:19:24,059 we'll always be able to find each other. 560 00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:26,230 Hey, family, the only place I'm drifting 561 00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:28,234 is right into your arms. 562 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,671 (chuckles) 563 00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:31,808 You know I'm the last person to break up a hug, 564 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:34,446 but I lost my fiancée out here, and I'd kind of like 565 00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:36,450 to get married before death does us part. 566 00:19:36,518 --> 00:19:39,724 Okay, if you're not tied to the rope, grab somebody's hand. 567 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:41,126 No more getting lost. 568 00:19:41,193 --> 00:19:43,197 No Tobin left behind! 569 00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:44,534 Except the barbecue. 570 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,671 MOON: May she rest in grease. 571 00:19:46,738 --> 00:19:48,341 Okay, step one: Fill you with gasoline. 572 00:19:48,407 --> 00:19:49,611 I already did that. 573 00:19:49,677 --> 00:19:51,380 Next, I wheel you outside so you don't... 574 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:53,785 ♪ Fill the toolshed with fumes and kill me. ♪ 575 00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:55,556 And then I put this little tent around you 576 00:19:55,623 --> 00:19:57,034 so you don't get snow in your private areas. 577 00:19:57,058 --> 00:19:58,905 - And I just pull this cord. - (generator starts) 578 00:19:58,929 --> 00:19:59,998 (laughs) I did it. 579 00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:02,335 As the scientists say, bazinga. 580 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,639 If this shed's a-rockin', 581 00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:05,174 hopefully Wolf will come a-knockin'. 582 00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:07,012 ("Hold On Loosely" by 38 Special playing) 583 00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:09,550 ♪ Just hold on loosely ♪ 584 00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:12,022 ♪ But don't let go ♪ 585 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,297 ♪ If you cling too tightly... ♪ 586 00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:19,336 Hey, guys! You're just in time for my Shed Talk. 587 00:20:19,403 --> 00:20:20,806 Honeybee, I'm very impressed 588 00:20:20,873 --> 00:20:23,545 you found the toolshed in this insane blizzard. 589 00:20:23,612 --> 00:20:25,415 You are quite the survivalist. 590 00:20:25,481 --> 00:20:27,452 Yeah, maybe I'm a little bit of a Honeybeef. 591 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,726 (chuckles) I know you're gonna take great care of my Wolf. 592 00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:31,861 Yeah, she is! 593 00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:33,675 I never would have thought that refried beans 594 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:36,136 and salsa, mayonnaise, scallops and cashews 595 00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:37,640 would all go so well together. 596 00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:40,311 Oh, you should try it when you're drunk. 597 00:20:40,378 --> 00:20:41,815 Okay, it's your team's turn, 598 00:20:41,881 --> 00:20:44,386 and I'm really, really rooting for you guys to beat us. 599 00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,958 Moon, are you reading all the clues in the bowl? 600 00:20:47,025 --> 00:20:49,998 I thought these were chips. 601 00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:51,601 (Beef giggles) 602 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,106 Gosh, isn't this fun? 603 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,110 ♪ ♪ 604 00:20:58,682 --> 00:21:00,619 ♪ Hello, everyone, and don't be frightened ♪ 605 00:21:00,686 --> 00:21:02,699 ♪ Come on over here and get your branches whitened ♪ 606 00:21:02,723 --> 00:21:04,961 ♪ I'm ready to fall on Steve Buscemi's toes ♪ 607 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:06,908 ♪ Or take a one-way trip up Jeff Bridges' nose ♪ 608 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,069 - ♪ Celine Dion ♪ - ♪ Captain Ron ♪ 609 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,674 ♪ Those are some branches I'd love to be on ♪ 610 00:21:11,741 --> 00:21:13,477 ♪ Plato, Sandra Oh, Bell Biv DeVoe ♪ 611 00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:15,516 ♪ Put your arms out, I'll cover 'em in snow ♪ 612 00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:17,987 ♪ Hello, everyone, and don't be frightened ♪ 613 00:21:18,054 --> 00:21:20,014 ♪ Frightened, frightened, frightened, frightened ♪ 614 00:21:20,058 --> 00:21:22,663 ♪ Come on over here and get your branches whitened ♪ 615 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,634 ♪ Whitened, whitened, whitened ♪ 616 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,571 ♪ Andie MacDowell ♪ -♪ Colin Powell ♪ 617 00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:28,742 ♪ Tammy Wynette and Mr. Keith Sweat. ♪ 618 00:21:29,305 --> 00:22:29,469 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? 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