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Oh.

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Thank you.

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There we go.

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Do it properly.

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Cheers.

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Bill.

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Mick Hucknall.

8
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- Oh, dear.
- Oh, man.

9
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Hey, this is fun.
It's been a good night so far.

10
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Yeah, it's been really good, yeah.

11
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Yeah, I'll be honest, when Julie suggested
we get together I was like, "No."

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You know, I get set up a lot by friends,
and it never works out.

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- Tell me about it. Me too.
- I hate dates, usually.

14
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They should call dates
"spend some time with a big fat loser".

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- But this has been brilliant.
- Hey, um...

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I was thinking, afterwards,
maybe you'd like to come back to my place?

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- We could listen to the Jamie Cullum album.
- Maybe, yeah.

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Yeah, that'd be really nice, actually.

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Great.

20
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Let me guess. Um...

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You're a red wine person.

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- Yes. Yes, I am.
- Oh! I would be too,

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if we could get
some service round here! Yeah, you, Hucknall.

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When you're Simply Ready.

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Unbelievable.

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Oh, I should say,
I don't really like sharing.

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So you get what you want,
I'll get what I want, we'll leave it at that.

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I just think it's a lot less confusing.

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- Sure, sure. Did you say Jamie Cullum?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I hate Jamie Cullum.

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"Oh, and just to say,
I don't really like sharing."

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With the rising inflection and everything.
In a tapas restaurant, he doesn't like sharing.

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- What the heck is tapas?
- You know tapas. Tiny food from Spain.

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- Oh, yes. Tay-pas.
- Yeah, that's not how you say it.

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Yes, it is.

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You're a tape-ass.

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What else? What else?

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What else? Oh, God,
you should have seen him with the waiters.

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- Rude?
- Unbelievable!

40
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Oh, yeah.
I used to work as a waiter.

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If anyone was ever rude to me, I used
to carry their food around in my trousers.

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Oh, my God.
Before you brought it to their table?

43
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No, after.

44
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Of course, before.
Why would I do it after?

45
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Well, do you think they did that to him?

46
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OK. Well, while he was eating,
did you hear anyone laughing?

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Like, in the kitchen area?

48
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Yes! Yes, I did, actually.
Yes, I did.

49
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- That'll be trouser food.
- Oh, God!

50
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- Probably a good thing you weren't sharing.
- Ugh! My God!

51
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I could have saved you the trouble.
That guy's famous. He's a mouth.

52
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They call him "The News", cos he's
always talking about who he slept with.

53
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Well, I would honestly
rather sleep with a rat. Literally.

54
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You know,
the thing I cannot understand, yeah?

55
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This is a man Julie on fifth thinks is perfect
for me. I mean, what was she thinking?

56
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- Wait a second. Who do you know on fifth?
- Why?

57
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- What was the name? Was it Judy or Julie?
- Why do you need to know?

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No reason.

59
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Lots of nice-looking girls on fifth.
Looking for an in, are we?

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An in?
No, thank you. No.

61
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Don't use my name
to start leching around on fifth.

62
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For your information, I do not lech.

63
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I have a little more class than that,
thank you very much.

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- Post.
- Thank you.

65
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Oh, no, this is wrong. A lingerie catalogue
for a Cathy Morganforman.

66
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Um, I'll make sure that Cathy gets it.

67
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I don't know any Cathy Morganforman.
Who's Cathy Morganforman?

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Uh, Cathy works in, uh... Cathy works in
the department of, uh, shaloopest.

69
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- Department of what?
- Excuse me. That's my phone ringing.

70
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- I didn't hear anything.
- It's on vibrate.

71
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Hello? Hello, Cathy.

72
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Yes, your parcel did arrive.
I'm keeping it here safe for you.

73
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No problem at all, Cathy Morganforman.

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- If he comes by...
- Right, if who comes by?

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- The News.
- Yes, right.

76
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If he calls, just tell him something.

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- Leave it with me.
- Great.

78
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Although I should say,
I'm not very good at lying.

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- I'm very good at lying.
- I thought you were on the phone.

80
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Yeah, I am.

81
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Yes, I'm fine...

82
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Hello?

83
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Listen, Moss, you're not going to court, yeah?
Just tell him something.

84
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Yeah, it's just I've never been very good
at judging the scale of the lie.

85
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- Stop overthinking.
- I'm not good at it.

86
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- You're getting in a tizz.
- When I was a child, I told a whopper...

87
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Just tell him I'm busy!

88
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You're busy.

89
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That's brilliant.

90
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Just don't let him in here
under any circumstances.

91
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No. You're busy.

92
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What was the name of that girl
that Jen knows? Was it Julie or Judy?

93
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Yes. One of those.

94
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OK. I'm just going to go for a lech on fifth.

95
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Yeah.

96
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Look, I told you, she's busy.

97
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Hey, back off, buster.
This lady's busy.

98
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Too busy for you.

99
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Busy. Brilliant.

100
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- Hello?
- Hello.

101
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I'm just looking for Jen.

102
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I'm afraid Jen can't see you at the moment,
she's very busy.

103
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- Is she?
- She's a busy Miss Lizzie.

104
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Goodbye.

105
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- What's she doing?
- She's doing fine.

106
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Not "how's she doing?",
what's she doing?

107
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Uh...

108
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- Is she in here?
- No.

109
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- I'll just give her these.
- Don't give her them. She won't like them.

110
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- She won't mind. It's not a problem.
- She will. It is.

111
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- Look, why can't I go in?
- Because she's dead.

112
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- What?
- Yeah, she's dead.

113
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She... She... She died.

114
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She died last night.

115
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She died?

116
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Yeah. Completely.

117
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Oh, God!

118
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I... I just can't believe it.

119
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Well, I'd hardly make up
something like that, would I?

120
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No. No, of course not.

121
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Oh, God.

122
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Well, she was a bit off
at the restaurant.

123
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I mean, was it the food?
The tapas? Do they know?

124
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Tay-pas. I don't know.

125
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Yes, it was. Why not?
Yeah.

126
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Oh, Jesus.

127
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Oh, I know it's terrible,
but thank God we weren't sharing.

128
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- I just can't get over it.
- Yeah, well, we all have to go sometime.

129
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It's terrible,
it's just terrible.

130
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It's bloody awful.

131
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I mean, she was so beautiful.

132
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She was some piece of ass.

133
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Anywho, can't mourn
all the ruddy day, so...

134
00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,965
You know...

135
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I was the last person to sleep with her.

136
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Really? She said that...

137
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What?

138
00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,481
She said she was looking forward
to sleeping with you.

139
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I can't believe he lied like that.

140
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Doesn't he realise that lying
can lead to very serious ramifications?

141
00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:02,881
Hello?

142
00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,365
Hello.

143
00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,210
I'm Roy.

144
00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,810
IT.

145
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My boss has assigned me to take on
any work that you might want done,

146
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personay-ly.

147
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Personal... personally.

148
00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,169
Basically, if you want to...

149
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just take my card.

150
00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,048
And, um...

151
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,323
if you need anything done, to your computer,

152
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,284
just give me a buzz, on the phone.

153
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It's my mobile phone, so you won't have
to go through all that call-waiting palaver.

154
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- OK. Thank you, Roy.
- You're weloome, Judy.

155
00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,448
Oh, I'm not Judy, I'm Julie.

156
00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,085
Judy?

157
00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,962
Someone to see you.

158
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This man says you're to take his card.

159
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:08,282
- The girl from IT? That's terrible.
- I know. Terrible. Terrible thing.

160
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:13,008
You know, I was
actually the last person to sleep with her.

161
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,250
- Very sudden, yes.
- I hear it was some bad tapas.

162
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,408
Tay-pas. Yes.

163
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,841
- You must be stunned.
- I'm flabbergasted.

164
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,928
Well, you know where we are
if you need us.

165
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,361
Sure. I... I'll be fine, thanks.

166
00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:31,362
Just sort of stay away from this whole area
while we come to terms with the loss.

167
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,370
Leave me now.
I would be alone.

168
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,204
Oh, God!

169
00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,050
Oh, my... Oh!

170
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,124
Good lech?

171
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,561
No!

172
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,524
The girl... Oh, my God.
The girl, Judy?

173
00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,769
She's, um...
Have you seen this girl?

174
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,406
- What's she like?
- Well, she has hair on her eyes.

175
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,887
- Who has hair on their eyes?
- Not you.

176
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,081
No.

177
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,328
I'm going for coffee.
Anyone want anything?

178
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,169
- Yeah, I'd like a...
- No? OK. Bye.

179
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,046
- Hello?
-  Hello?

180
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:42,529
Um... Hello, Judy.
What can I do for you?

181
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,247
- Computer's broken.
- Is it a PC or a Mac?

182
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,646
Yes.

183
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,730
- Well, what's wrong with it?
- Broken down.

184
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,047
Yeah, broken down how, Judy?

185
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,561
- Bing-bong noise.
- Bing-bong noise.

186
00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,887
What's the precise nature of the problem?

187
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,327
Email.

188
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,364
Judy, the battery on my phone is...

189
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,130
- Look at this.
- What?

190
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,971
How nice is this?

191
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:20,005
I just got a big load of flowers
and a big card,

192
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:23,806
and everyone has signed it.

193
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,491
"You will always be in our hearts."

194
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,683
My God, and you said
they weren't nice here?

195
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:30,961
Yeah.

196
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,970
I don't understand why they've done this.

197
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,481
Why?
I'll tell you for why.

198
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:41,082
It's because everyone thinks you're brilliant.

199
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,565
- Really?
- Yeah.

200
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:47,402
And in fact, everyone thinks you're so brilliant,
they've just made you employee of the month.

201
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,726
- No!
- Yes.

202
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:49,847
- No!
- Yes!

203
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,371
- No!
- Yuh-huh.

204
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,131
- I don't believe it.
- Please believe it.

205
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,322
Oh, my God! Oh!

206
00:12:56,440 --> 00:13:00,331
I didn't even know they had
employee of the month here.

207
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:04,047
- No, they brought it in just for you.
- Wow!

208
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,242
I'm gonna go up
and thank everybody right now.

209
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,967
- No, don't do that.
- What? Why not?

210
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,048
They'll be embarrassed.

211
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,686
It's embarrassing being thanked.

212
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,528
Don't be silly.

213
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,124
Events seem to be taking
a downward turn.

214
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,683
I told you, stop calling me at work!

215
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,641
- Oh, it's the beautiful Jen.
- Hello, Small Paul.

216
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,491
Didn't I hear you...?
I thought you were sick, or something.

217
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,570
Sick? Me? No.
I couldn't be better.

218
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,648
I've just won employee of the month.

219
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,570
So, uh... You going my way?

220
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,768
Don't you dare go too fast.
No. No!

221
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,362
Not that fast!

222
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,803
Just hard to get your head round, you know?

223
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:14,881
One minute she's there, and next minute...
she's gone.

224
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:19,005
You know, um... I was the last person
that slept with her, actually.

225
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:25,881
She held on so tightly, you know. It was like...
It was scary.

226
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,607
But sexy scary, you know?
It was just like...

227
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,964
Jen?

228
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,287
Was that...?

229
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:47,010
What are you still doing here, Bill?
For God's sake, go home.

230
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,566
- He was the last person to sleep with her.
- I know.

231
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,729
Apparently she was pretty hot stuff.

232
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,527
- Bye, Small Paul.
- Bye, Jen. See you.

233
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,130
Ooh.

234
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,720
Oh, dear. Oh, lor.

235
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,285
Oh!

236
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:12,091
At this dreadful hour, we're all reminded
how brief our time is here on Earth.

237
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,522
- Sorry, who was it who died?
- I don't know.

238
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,564
I believe Mr Reynholm has a few words.

239
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,760
There's one more angel in heaven.

240
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,484
Ahh!

241
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,682
God, I miss Jen.

242
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,168
She reminded me of me at her age.

243
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:38,560
I mean, when I was her age,
she reminded me of her age.

244
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She reminded me of my age at her age.

245
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When I was her age,
she was reminded of me...?

246
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I grew to like Jen.

247
00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,607
And that enlikening of her
became a friendship.

248
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A friendship which ended so suddenly,
just 12 hours ago.

249
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After what I gather was a rather
sensational evening with Bill Crouse.

250
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Bill, you dog! Mm!

251
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,164
Where is he?
Still cleaning himself off.

252
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,168
She was special.

253
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So special, in fact, that when I called
my close personal friend, Elton John,

254
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,250
and told him about her,

255
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:31,445
he dropped everything
and offered to come here and perform for us.

256
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,324
You heard me.
He's in the building.

257
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:38,571
Elton John is going to sing
a beautiful song about death.

258
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,162
Oh, my God.
This is so... so lovely.

259
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:59,009
Thank you so, so much.
Thank you.

260
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,646
Thank you.
Oh, God!

261
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,526
Could I say a few words?

262
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,291
Oh, my God!

263
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,127
Thank you so, so much.

264
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:25,485
I would... I would not be standing up here
today if it wasn't for so many people.

265
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:29,525
Not least my dad.
Without him...

266
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,722
- Hey, she isn't dead!
- Yeah.

267
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,002
Boo! Hiss!

268
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,521
You lying cow!

269
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Boo!

270
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We want Elton.

271
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,165
We want Elton!

272
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,765
We want Elton!

273
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,411
We want Elton!

274
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,645
OK. If that Judy woman comes down,
I don't work here, you've never seen me,

275
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,364
just make up something,
just get rid of her.

276
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,960
She's easy to spot.
She has three rows of teeth.

277
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,562
Listen, if I needed to get out
of the country very, very cheaply,

278
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how would I go about doing that?

279
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Hiya.

280
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What did you say about me?

281
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,448
Hello there, Jen.
I would love to stay and chat,

282
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:18,202
but I've just received a telephone call saying
that my father has just killed someone,

283
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,369
which I need to attend to.

284
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,571
Did you tell everyone I was dead?

285
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,731
Maybe.

286
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,162
Because they all thought I was dead.

287
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,850
Uh...

288
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,491
- Don't kill me! I know something!
- What? What do you know?

289
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,683
- Bill Crouse. He's saying you slept with him.
- He's saying what?

290
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,406
He thinks you're dead,
so he's telling everybody you slept with him.

291
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:53,445
He's the one you should be angry at, not me.
I'm insignificant.

292
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,608
Bastard!

293
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:02,887
Voicemail.

294
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,930
Hey. It's Jen.

295
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:12,204
Stop telling everyone I slept with you,
you bastard!

296
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,327
Must have gone home.

297
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,602
Oh, God, my throat hurts.

298
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,810
Well. It's probably all that shouting.

299
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,009
I'm talking, aren't I?

300
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,443
Can you get me his address?

301
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:34,805
Um, yes. It might be a bit difficult, I have
to hack into his private company account.

302
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,002
It might take some time.

303
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,441
There we go.

304
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,287
Oh...

305
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,687
Oh, I really don't feel very well.

306
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,531
Well, you look terrible.

307
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,080
I'm still talking, aren't I?

308
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,767
You have one new message.

309
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,326
Hey. It's Jen.

310
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:08,968
Stop telling people I slept with you,
you bastard!

311
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,489
Where Roy?

312
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,805
Roy's dead.

313
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:43,562
No. No! Don't break down.
Don't break down! You bitch!

314
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,967
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!

315
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,688
Bloody hell.

316
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:03,680
I don't even know what any of this does.
Oh, my God, it's bloody hopeless!

317
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,962
I don't know what it means!

318
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:12,641
Come on, come on.
Ritchley Street, Ritchley Street.

319
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,086
Thank God. OK. Um...

320
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,611
Right.

321
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,369
It was, uh, probably the guys.
Probably the guys.

322
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,644
Leaving a message, funny message.
Probably Bob.

323
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,684
It's Bob, leaving funny messages.
And, uh...

324
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,768
And a floating head.

325
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,402
It's just stress.
I'm a bit stressed, is all.

326
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,081
And just fun and games, and...

327
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,847
Oh, God!

328
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,731
- Let me in. Let me in, Bill!
- No!

329
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,640
It's raining.
Please, let me in.

330
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,924
- You're never coming in.
- Stop telling people I slept with you.

331
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,407
I will! I will! I'm sorry.

332
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,364
You bastard!

333
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,562
You bastard!

334
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,523
Oh, God, I'm sorry!

335
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,211
You bastard!

336
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:43,364
# Small Paul, you're gone now

337
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:47,371
# You pushed that trolley a little too hard

338
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,927
# You felt the twinge,
it was your heart

339
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,725
# And you're dead now

340
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,285
# Dead now

341
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,962
# And though you were only four feet eleven

342
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,970
- Did you know him?
- No.

343
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,249
# You're no longer around

344
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,762
I don't think that's Elton John.

345
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,007
# We're all the same height

346
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,806
# When we're lying down

347
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,810
Paul Burns