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1x06 Aunt Irma Visits
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I know you won a party!
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But I have to say thank you
to a few people
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after what has been
a momentous week for this company.
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Project Iccarus has increased
our productivity... 10 folds.
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Every department is working
at three times usual speed...
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due to the increased interconnectivity
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of our...
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computer system!
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Computers! Computers!
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How could I talk about
all that computer stuff,
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all... of that computer gobbledegook,
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without... saying a word about...
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the lawyers!
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They cut the red tape!
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They cut the red tape!
They cut the red tape!
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- Come on!
- Yes!
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That's enough!
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And when you're talking about computers,
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how can you fail to mention...
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Accounts!
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He's building up to us!
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He must be!
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And finally, last but not least...
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Champagne...
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These three people proved,
time and again,
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that they have...
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the right stuff!
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The toilet cleaners!
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They said we couldn't do it!
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They said outsourcing
our toilet cleaning
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would be inefficient!
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Derk, Banhead and Doodles
proved them wrong!
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Toilets!
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That's right Doodles!
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Where are you going?
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They do this every time.
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They never remember us!
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But... you did the work!
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You did all the work!
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So does this mean we're not going
to the "thank you" party?
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Of course we're not going
to the "thank you" party!
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Why would we go?
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We weren't thanked!
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Hello? I.T.,
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have you tried turning it off
and on again?
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Have you tried
sticking it up your arse?
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I just realised that was my mother.
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God! I was really looking forward
to that, you know.
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Fancy to dance.
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I'm glad the toilet guys
got the note, though.
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They do good work.
Have you been to the toilets on 12th?
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It's like going on holiday!
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I now try not to go at home, now.
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I save it up!
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Oh Jesus! Will you please
do something about that poster?
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What poster?
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Bloody drawer!
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That one! The one with the monkey!
It's horrible!
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The monkey?
What's wrong with that monkey?
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He's not horrible, he's lovely!
He's a lovely little monkey!
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What's he doing! A goal!
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Not that monkey!
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That monkey...
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Oh right. That is a bit frightening!
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Anyway! I'd better fix this drawer.
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Moss! Do you have the hammer?
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You're not listening to me!
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I hate it when people
don't listen to me!
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- Oh God!
- Hey, that much!
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Hyena screeching!
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It's like someone's killing a cat
in here!
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Some kind of shouty cat!
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- What's going on?
- God!
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Bring it down! Just bring it down.
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I'm so, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm just...
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I'm just a little bit...
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You know...
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- You know...
- What?
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- What?
- Well, I've got...
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- ...you know... at the moment so...
- What?
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I've got Aunt Irma visiting.
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I Do not like aunt Irma... I've got...
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I've got an aunt like that!
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It's my term for...
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my time of the month...
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What time of the month?
The week end?
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No.
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Does Aunt Irma visit on the week end?
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- Moss!
- You know, it...
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it's high tide...
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- But we're not on the coast.
- Moss!
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I'm closed for maintenance.
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- Closed for maintenance?
- Moss!
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I've fallen to the Communists!
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Well, they do have
some strong arguments.
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"Carrie", Moss,
first scene in "Carrie".
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Yeah. You know, I...
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People tell me I'm not great
during this time, so...
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I felt I should warn you.
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Right. "Not great" what way?
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Just... I'm really...
not great to be around, so
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- try not to get on my nerves.
- Oh yeah.
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Hey, I've had a few girlfriends.
I'm not completely oblivious!
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- You won't even know I'm here.
- Okay.
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Oh! This is working right...
The afternoon is so great!
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Look at that! So smooth!
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Stop doing that!
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Oh my God!
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Sorry! Sorry, but you see what I mean!
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You have to be careful.
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Yeah! I'll be careful!
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- Has she gone yet?
- Yeah.
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What was all that about?
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Goddamme! Ladies!
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God bless them!
What would we do without though?
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With their ways...
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Their mysterious seasons!
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The moon!
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Glenn Close! Sheila Riston!
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All the different kinds of women.
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Smashing!
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Oh my appointment.
I've got to go and see the psychiatrist.
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I can't believe there's a psychiatrist
in the building.
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All because those two from accounts
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just had enough of everything
and wanted to go to the seaside.
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The seaside?
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They committed suicide, Roy!
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That's right! Yes, of course.
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Why do you have to go and see her?
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Because I said Jen was dead, that time.
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Oh yeah. Yeah. That'll be it.
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She said it was something only
a severely disturbed person would do.
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And that now, I have to spend
a lot of time in therapy.
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Isn't that great?
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Oh well, yes, that's...
That's clearly terrific.
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No! No, that's bad!
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Why do you think that's great?
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The psychiatrist is a very...
attractive lady?
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- I see... She's of the female...
- Genre? Yes.
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A Dr. Melfi to your Tony Soprano?
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She's a glamorous old woman.
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Oh, the things you could learn
from her...
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Or from any woman.
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Is Jen is her office?
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- I need to get her to sign something.
- Yeah.
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Don't get on her nerves.
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How would I get on her nerves?
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Hello!
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Shouldn't I be on the couch?
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No, Maurice. Not today.
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I've got some good news.
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I think you've downed the corner.
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I'm not going on the couch?
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You don't need me any more, Moss.
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What?
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Well, there's obviously
nothing wrong with you.
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And I think you're ready now
to do without our sessions.
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But I've been feeling depressed!
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Oh really? Why?
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Because I'm pregnant.
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What?
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I mean...
I had a dream that I was pregnant.
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Well...
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There's nothing unusual about that.
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But when I have the baby,
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I looked down
and saw that it was my father!
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- That's normal, Moss.
- Really?
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That's the maddest thing
I could think of!
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My mother? What if it had two heads?
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Moss! Listen, I think you're fine
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and there are other people here
who need me more.
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But...
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I've been having dark thoughts.
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Dark thoughts?
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Yes. Thoughts about dark things...
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What sort of dark things?
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Things that are dark...
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Like what?
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Darkness... night...
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Things of the night...
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Dracula...
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You haven't been thinking
about self-harm?
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Self-harm, yes! Harm!
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Harm with the self.
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Suicide...
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For starters, yes.
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Moss,
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I do not think that you are suicidal.
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Why? Why not? I tell you,
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I'm at the end of my flipping tether!
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Moss! It's not like you
to use that sort of language!
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- Flip off!
- Moss!
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For God's sake!
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- Yes!
- Roy!
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Sorry Roy! I may be speaking louder
at the moment
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because I'm wearing ear-plugs.
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Why are you wearing ear-plugs?
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That's right!
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- What?
- What's this contraption?
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I'm... I'm stealing food
from this machine.
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- Yeah!
- You know I do!
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Oh, by the way, Roy, your work
on Project Iccarus was very good.
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Well done, you did a great job! Thanks!
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Yep? I can't hear you!
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What's wrong with you?
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Oh my God, you're crying?
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I'm not crying! You're crying!
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong!
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I'm fine! Will you stop getting at me?
You're always getting at me!
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I'm not getting at you!
Stop shouting at me!
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Why are these things
always so hard to open?!
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Oh my God!
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Wow, calm down, everybody!
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What on Earth is going on?!
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I don't know, I feel weird.
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I've... I've been swearing
like a flipping docker!
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Denholm's just thanked me
for Project Iccarus
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and I started crying like an actress!
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What's going on?!
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Maybe it's all this stuff
that you both eat.
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- Oh will you get off that?
- No, honestly, it's true!
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Okay, Moss, what did you have
for breakfast this morning?
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- Smarties cereals.
- Oh my God!
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I didn't even know
Smarties made a cereal.
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They don't.
It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.
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Case closed!
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It's too much sugar, that's all!
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No no! Hold on now!
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I basically live on sugar
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and we've never had
these problems before.
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The only other explanation is...
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No, no. It's silly.
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What?
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Well...
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I feel ridiculous even saying it but...
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Where I worked before,
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there was me and a few other girls,
Liz and Susan and
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whenever Aunt Irma was visiting me,
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we all kind of...
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synchronized.
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What's that got to do with us?
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Well...
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- You think...
- Well maybe...
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- You're not saying...
- I know it sounds crazy.
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Wow! You don't think
that Aunt Irma is visiting us?
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The symptoms, Roy!
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I am a man! He's a man! We're men!
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Okay, okay! Tell me how you're feeling?
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I feel delicate.
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And... annoyed...
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And...
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I think I'm ugly.
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That's her!
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This is ridiculous!
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I've never heard anything so...
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bizarre in my life!
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Oh stop shouting at her!
You're always shouting at her
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and it's not fair! It's not fair!
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00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:54,656
You don't believe this theory, do you?
264
00:12:54,742 --> 00:12:56,401
- No!
- No.
265
00:12:56,802 --> 00:12:59,275
- It's non sense, isn't it?
- She's so silly!
266
00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:01,346
- Sugar!
- Yeah...
267
00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:04,181
What?
268
00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:05,746
That's not what's causing it.
269
00:13:05,842 --> 00:13:07,135
You think it's Irma?
270
00:13:07,481 --> 00:13:08,641
Yes. Don't you?
271
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:09,792
No!
272
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,325
I'm a man! We're men!
273
00:13:12,476 --> 00:13:13,297
Well, if it's true,
274
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,389
it's the scientific breakthrough
of the afternoon.
275
00:13:16,521 --> 00:13:17,680
It's not true!
276
00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:19,418
Don't worry,
I wasn't about to look foolish
277
00:13:19,446 --> 00:13:21,633
by jumping to conclusions,
so I've sent an e-mail out
278
00:13:21,654 --> 00:13:22,999
asking everyone's opinions.
279
00:13:23,847 --> 00:13:25,478
Right. Well, that's a good idea.
280
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,395
No, sorry.
Could you run that part to me again?
281
00:13:29,138 --> 00:13:30,906
I've sent it to everyone
in my address book.
282
00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:32,046
You should have one.
283
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:33,286
What?
284
00:13:34,341 --> 00:13:36,525
Do we have PMT?
285
00:13:37,465 --> 00:13:39,055
You sent this out?!
286
00:13:39,116 --> 00:13:40,539
Oh you signed it from both of us!
287
00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:42,188
You signed it from both of us!
288
00:13:43,802 --> 00:13:46,025
Yes. Along with a list of symptoms.
289
00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:47,990
"Headachy", "Weakened",
290
00:13:48,002 --> 00:13:49,854
"Irritability, anxiety!"
291
00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:51,765
"Breast tenderness!"
292
00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:53,343
I get that, don't you?
293
00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:54,337
Yes!
294
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,060
But you cannot tell
the entire I.T. community
295
00:13:57,081 --> 00:13:58,511
that we have PMT!
296
00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:01,321
Come on! No one would use
that sort of information against us.
297
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,599
Now, wait a second!
They would, wouldn't they? Oh no!
298
00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:07,903
There's probably a whole website
devoted to us already!
299
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,729
Oh I only posted it about an hour ago.
300
00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:10,958
Google our names!
301
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,810
Oh no!
302
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,743
What do we gotta do?
303
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:19,019
I don't know!
304
00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:22,163
Come on! It's my turn with the bottle.
305
00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:34,143
God, sorry Richmond, sorry.
I always forget you work here.
306
00:14:35,169 --> 00:14:38,034
Yeah. I seldom normally come out
this far, only
307
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,961
could you have a word with Moss and Roy?
308
00:14:40,222 --> 00:14:43,008
Ever since they got famous,
they've been at each other's throats.
309
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:46,100
- Famous?
- Yes. Google their names.
310
00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:52,171
Oh my God!
How many entries do they have?
311
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,478
Thousands...
312
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,123
Mosse's e-mail's spreading
like a virus!
313
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,065
You've unleashed a monster
with that aunt Irma business.
314
00:14:59,154 --> 00:15:03,641
Yes Richmond. Tell me,
how come Aunt Irma isn't affecting you?
315
00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:06,674
Of course it is!
I've been feeling very gloomy all day!
316
00:15:08,189 --> 00:15:10,754
Not my usual cheery self at all!
317
00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:12,604
Yeah. I guess it's
just difficult to tell
318
00:15:12,605 --> 00:15:13,800
underneath all that make-up.
319
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:16,055
I'm not wearing make-up!
320
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,099
Could you have a word?
321
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,618
They're driving me out
of my tiny little mind.
322
00:15:26,463 --> 00:15:28,147
Guys! You gonna have to...
323
00:15:28,186 --> 00:15:30,323
Oh my goodness!
What happened to your face?
324
00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:33,182
We had an argument.
325
00:15:37,676 --> 00:15:39,993
Oh God, have you seen this?
What's happening?
326
00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:41,878
The rioting has been going
327
00:15:41,879 --> 00:15:43,183
on all night.
328
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:46,158
The men involved are young, angry and
329
00:15:46,173 --> 00:15:48,916
almost all of them work with computers.
330
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,911
This is insane! What's going on?!
331
00:15:52,975 --> 00:15:55,641
In Tokyo, two games designers
332
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,184
went on the rampage in a shopping centre
333
00:15:58,197 --> 00:16:00,004
and frightened a dog!
334
00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:03,465
In Hamburg, a group
of software developers
335
00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:05,100
shouted at a bus.
336
00:16:05,712 --> 00:16:08,698
The situation is completely
out of cont...
337
00:16:09,021 --> 00:16:11,092
And it's all because of Aunt Irma.
338
00:16:11,162 --> 00:16:12,200
But how?
339
00:16:12,351 --> 00:16:15,473
You shouldn't have sent out this e-mail
detailing the symptoms.
340
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,550
You know how suggestible
and easily swayed I.T. people are...
341
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,425
- That's not true!
- Yes it is!
342
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,896
No you're right. Of course it is.
343
00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:24,484
You shouldn't have sent that e-mail,
Moss!
344
00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:25,511
Oh don't blame me!
345
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,613
- It's your fault!
- Guys!
346
00:16:27,784 --> 00:16:29,661
Guys, come on! You're fighting!
347
00:16:29,694 --> 00:16:31,342
It's like you're in a trance!
348
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,139
No, you're right!
We shouldn't be doing this!
349
00:16:33,148 --> 00:16:34,733
This is enough! We never fight!
350
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:36,684
We have to do something.
351
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:37,962
Yeah, whatever.
352
00:16:41,465 --> 00:16:42,547
I'm going in.
353
00:16:42,629 --> 00:16:45,031
Damn it Roy! I never thought
it would come to this!
354
00:16:45,115 --> 00:16:46,539
The hell it has!
355
00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:49,102
She's the only one that's had
direct contact with Irma.
356
00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:50,986
If we can just calm her down then...
357
00:16:51,461 --> 00:16:54,089
We can hope and pray
that everybody else calms down too.
358
00:16:54,818 --> 00:16:56,311
You've got big balls, Roy!
359
00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:00,967
Thanks.
360
00:17:02,196 --> 00:17:03,303
You're very welcome.
361
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:07,926
Hiya!
362
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:10,632
Can't even find a bloody pen in here!
363
00:17:11,506 --> 00:17:13,008
How is my soldier?
364
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:14,361
What do you want?!
365
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,227
I just came in for a little chat.
366
00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:18,744
You are looking good today!
367
00:17:18,824 --> 00:17:20,771
- Ah, thank you.
- So slim!
368
00:17:21,002 --> 00:17:22,853
Yeah, I'm trying to stay in shape,
you know...
369
00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,700
Oh your hair looks great!
370
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,039
Yeah. Hair conditioner.
371
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,955
The action on this is great!
372
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:33,575
Hello!
373
00:17:34,296 --> 00:17:35,463
Hello Maurice.
374
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,377
I have to tell you
I've a little confession to make.
375
00:17:38,819 --> 00:17:41,447
As you may or may not know,
for ethical reasons,
376
00:17:41,489 --> 00:17:43,218
I'm required not to have any...
377
00:17:43,383 --> 00:17:45,955
relations with any of my patients.
378
00:17:49,929 --> 00:17:51,572
But for the last few months,
379
00:17:52,189 --> 00:17:54,131
I've been developing some
380
00:17:55,101 --> 00:17:56,183
warm...
381
00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:58,022
feelings towards you.
382
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,488
And the real reason
I terminated your therapy
383
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:04,246
was so that I could explore...
384
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,900
some of these feelings...
385
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,535
I see...
386
00:18:15,884 --> 00:18:16,861
Jen,
387
00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:18,727
I was just wondering,
388
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,875
when you were working
in your old job, with the girls,
389
00:18:21,989 --> 00:18:24,343
if things ever got on top of you,
390
00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:26,979
what would you do to...
391
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,327
relax?
392
00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:33,545
We'd have a big girls' night out.
393
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:36,053
I'd love that actually.
394
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,645
A big girly night out!
395
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:41,185
There aren't chances of that round here.
396
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,540
Not necessarily.
397
00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:49,178
Mom?!
398
00:18:55,442 --> 00:18:57,238
This is my psychiatrist.
399
00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:59,124
Oh! No. No, I'm... I'm sorry.
400
00:18:59,142 --> 00:19:00,443
It's just that you...
401
00:19:00,485 --> 00:19:03,338
You look exactly like my mother.
402
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,986
No, no! But that... that...
don't be offended by that.
403
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:08,529
She's... she's a very sexy woman.
404
00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:12,865
Not not... not that I would want
to have sex with her...
405
00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:16,787
I know that that's what
you psychiatrists think!
406
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:20,946
But I swear to God
that there's nothing to it in my case!
407
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:26,238
You know my mother wouldn't stand
for any of that kind of nonsense!
408
00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,343
I can just hear her now...
409
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,611
"What are you doing Roy?"
410
00:19:31,911 --> 00:19:33,257
"What are you doing?!"
411
00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:38,741
You handled that well!
412
00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:41,864
That's the psychiatrist!
413
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:43,165
Yes, I...
414
00:19:43,204 --> 00:19:45,169
I think she's my girlfriend now.
415
00:19:45,912 --> 00:19:47,517
No, Moss! Listen to me.
416
00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:49,320
You can never see that woman again.
417
00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:51,080
She looks exactly like my mother.
418
00:19:51,104 --> 00:19:52,605
Oh stop it. You're exaggerating.
419
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,896
She's the spit of her!
420
00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,684
Oh come on. What went on in there?
421
00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:57,547
All right. Okay.
422
00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:00,085
What would you say...
423
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,111
to a big girls' night out?
424
00:20:03,889 --> 00:20:05,174
How big are the girls?
425
00:20:18,577 --> 00:20:22,008
I can't believe I'd never seen
"Steel Magnolias"!
426
00:20:23,752 --> 00:20:25,240
Oh my God! It's good, isn't it?
427
00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:29,485
- I know what we could watch next!
- Yeah!
428
00:20:29,945 --> 00:20:32,723
- Your really liked that film?
- Yes. Didn't you?
429
00:20:32,789 --> 00:20:34,968
No! It was heart-warming!
430
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,070
Well I feel like a princess, Roy!
431
00:20:37,098 --> 00:20:39,152
And don't tell me
you don't feel the same!
432
00:20:41,649 --> 00:20:43,394
Well, my breast-tenderness has gone.
433
00:20:44,822 --> 00:20:47,255
No! What am I talking about?!
I'm a man! We're men!
434
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,644
It's the worst night of my life!
435
00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:49,990
Hiya!
436
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,127
Okay!
437
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:55,116
Beaches... or... Dirty Dancing!
438
00:20:55,163 --> 00:20:57,307
Oh, Beaches! No! Dirty Dancing!
439
00:20:57,351 --> 00:20:58,896
- Oh I can't decide!
- Do!
440
00:20:58,922 --> 00:21:00,458
God! Dear God!
441
00:21:00,477 --> 00:21:02,317
I don't know which one to watch either!
442
00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:05,018
Oh hey! But you know what we should do?
443
00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:07,118
- What?
- Something else!
444
00:21:08,189 --> 00:21:09,450
Oh! I know!
445
00:21:09,504 --> 00:21:12,053
Why don't we go to the thank you party?
446
00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:13,712
But I thought you didn't want to go.
447
00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:15,284
Well, you know...
448
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:17,796
Everybody else is there,
and they did nothing
449
00:21:17,852 --> 00:21:20,082
- and we did all the work!
- Yeah...
450
00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:22,682
- Screw them!
- Yeah! Screw them!
451
00:21:23,373 --> 00:21:25,440
- Ok, come on! Let's go girls!
- Yeah!
452
00:21:26,065 --> 00:21:27,077
Ok but first,
453
00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,468
10 minutes of Beaches!
454
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,319
www.ladiesproblem.com
455
00:22:07,071 --> 00:22:08,271
Oh Lord!
456
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:13,604
Oh yes, I suggest
I ask Dr. Mendall to join us.
457
00:22:13,943 --> 00:22:14,926
What?
458
00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:16,888
Moss! Over here!
459
00:22:22,394 --> 00:22:23,603
What shall we do?
460
00:22:26,076 --> 00:22:27,080
Nothing...
461
00:22:27,378 --> 00:22:29,272
I just... I really need to get drunk.
462
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,363
Yeah, I'd like to get drunk.
463
00:22:33,795 --> 00:22:36,210
- We should get drunk together then.
- Okay, yeah.
464
00:22:37,911 --> 00:22:40,975
We should get so drunk
that we don't know what's going on.
465
00:22:42,232 --> 00:22:43,272
All right.
466
00:22:48,469 --> 00:22:52,874
...and, turned out,
4 dead cyclists on my fault!
467
00:22:54,222 --> 00:22:55,675
Brilliant! Same thing I...
468
00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:57,665
I.T. guys! Can we?!
469
00:23:37,829 --> 00:23:39,057
Oh dear.
470
00:23:47,203 --> 00:23:49,830
Oh my God! I didn't!
471
00:23:50,854 --> 00:23:52,614
I didn't!
472
00:23:55,546 --> 00:23:56,976
Good morning!
473
00:24:05,949 --> 00:24:07,661
I've made you a cup of tea.
474
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,584
Ah, thanks mom.
475
00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:10,954
Mom?
476
00:24:11,543 --> 00:24:13,010
That's interesting!
477
00:24:18,251 --> 00:24:21,591
To be continued.
478
00:24:22,305 --> 00:25:22,400
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