1
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screams)

2
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(panting sharply)

3
00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,046
(groans)

4
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Come on. One more long one
and we can get this thing done.

5
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(laughs)

6
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(pained grunting)

7
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Congratulations! It's a boy.

8
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What?

9
00:00:18,507 --> 00:00:20,925
Another boy? Plus Bart?

10
00:00:20,926 --> 00:00:23,845
That's like introducing
Frankenstein to Dracula.

11
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Or Cheney to Bush.

12
00:00:25,139 --> 00:00:26,848
Or Ben Affleck to anybody.

13
00:00:26,849 --> 00:00:29,684
Hmm. Well, this is
unorthodox, but, uh,

14
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what would you think about
taking a cute baby girl instead?

15
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<i>(ominous music playing)</i>

16
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Her mother died in childbirth.

17
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The, uh, father is listed
as 10,000 lunatics,

18
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but, uh, none of them
has shown up yet.

19
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- Sold.
- I should warn you, however.

20
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We ran the standard
newborn screen on her,

21
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and, uh, she tested positive

22
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- for evil.
- (thunder crashes)

23
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(laughs)

24
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- (grunting)
- (machine beeping)

25
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Still better than a boy.

26
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Maggie darling,

27
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these stuffed animals
are your fuzzy new friends.

28
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And here's
baby's first music box.

29
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(music box chiming a lullaby)

30
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<i>(ominous music playing)</i>

31
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<i>(kind male voice):</i>
<i>The cow says...</i>

32
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<i>(demonic voice): your mother</i>
<i>dates jocks in hell.</i>

33
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(baby talk):
Aw, Nemo's just like you.

34
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His mommy died
at the beginning, too.

35
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Yes, she did.

36
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<i>(ominous music playing)</i>

37
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(shrieks) "Omen"!

38
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(shrieks) Palindrome!

39
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(shrieks) Callback!

40
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I'm beginning to wonder
if trading for this baby

41
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of unknown origin
was the right thing to do.

42
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Marge, I fed the baby!

43
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♪ ♪

44
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(sucks on pacifier)

45
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(sucks on pacifier)

46
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The baby is making us
kill ourselves.

47
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I thought this suicide
was just gonna be the two of us.

48
00:02:00,359 --> 00:02:02,944
We'll figure it out in hell!

49
00:02:02,945 --> 00:02:04,655
(moaning)

50
00:02:07,407 --> 00:02:09,242
Oh, I must stop
this spawn of Satan.

51
00:02:09,243 --> 00:02:11,703
But can I really find it
in my heart to kill a child?

52
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I like Morrissey.

53
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Reality bites.

54
00:02:18,502 --> 00:02:21,754
Looks like I'll be digging
three graves.

55
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<i>(ominous music playing)</i>

56
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Ned, stop!

57
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It must be killed.
It bears the mark of the beast.

58
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(both gasp)

59
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Sorry, not that one.

60
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What do we do? What do we do?

61
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(thunder crashes)

62
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Still better than a boy.

63
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(groaning)

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

67
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(eerie synthesizer music
playing)

68
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(8-bit video game music
and sound effects playing)

69
00:03:22,149 --> 00:03:23,817
They'll never improve
on this game.

70
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My mom won't let me
see the movie

71
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'cause she thinks
the scientists will scare me.

72
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(game over music plays)

73
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(8-bit video game music playing)

74
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(all sigh happily)

75
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We'd better go.

76
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Parachute pants, activate.

77
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- (grunts)
- (wind whistles)

78
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NELSON:
Smell ya later.

79
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♪ <i>Riding all alone</i> ♪

80
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♪ <i>Riding</i>
<i>all alone</i> ♪

81
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♪ <i>I shall get back safely...</i> ♪

82
00:04:02,647 --> 00:04:04,774
(snarling nearby)

83
00:04:04,775 --> 00:04:07,860
Dang. I never get to finish
my "Safely" song.

84
00:04:07,861 --> 00:04:08,862
(snarling)

85
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86
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(wheel squeaking)

87
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♪ ♪

88
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Luann! I need extra cards
for my Rolodex!

89
00:04:24,169 --> 00:04:27,713
(chuckles) As a yuppie,
I'm making lots more friends.

90
00:04:27,714 --> 00:04:29,423
Milhouse still isn't home.

91
00:04:29,424 --> 00:04:31,300
And it's 2:00 in the morning.

92
00:04:31,301 --> 00:04:33,386
My Swatch watch says 7:30.

93
00:04:33,387 --> 00:04:36,889
Uh, see? Squiggle hand
is just past the kissy lips.

94
00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:38,933
Wait, no,
that's the zigzag hand.

95
00:04:38,934 --> 00:04:41,310
The zig-- the zigzag hand?!

96
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Milhouse, where are you?

97
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(grunting)

98
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Oh, come on.

99
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(grunts)
Maybe he's in this wall.

100
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- (grunts)
- Kirk, you're going crazy.

101
00:04:53,699 --> 00:04:56,033
Crazy?! Am I?!

102
00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:57,952
Does this look crazy
to you, Luann?

103
00:04:57,953 --> 00:04:58,994
(grunts)

104
00:04:58,995 --> 00:05:00,371
Does<i> this?</i>

105
00:05:00,372 --> 00:05:02,749
(grunting)

106
00:05:04,376 --> 00:05:06,377
Your friend's bike crashed here.

107
00:05:06,378 --> 00:05:08,712
We found his inhaler here.

108
00:05:08,713 --> 00:05:11,258
And over here
is his final pee stain.

109
00:05:12,717 --> 00:05:14,927
He did drink a lot
of New Cokes last night.

110
00:05:14,928 --> 00:05:16,846
Look, what the hell year
is this anyway?

111
00:05:16,847 --> 00:05:19,223
I'm really getting confused.

112
00:05:19,224 --> 00:05:21,475
If Milhouse<i> is</i>
in another dimension,

113
00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:24,854
he can communicate with us
by blinking these lights.

114
00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:27,064
Come on, Milhouse.
You can do it.

115
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Admit it. Our son is gone.

116
00:05:29,109 --> 00:05:31,026
So, I can tell you.

117
00:05:31,027 --> 00:05:32,736
I've been having an affair.

118
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(groans) Is it
Milhouse's break dancing tutor?

119
00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:37,825
Did you tell him yet?

120
00:05:37,826 --> 00:05:39,744
Uh... (clicks tongue)
Hold your horses.

121
00:05:40,787 --> 00:05:42,788
(lights buzzing)

122
00:05:42,789 --> 00:05:44,498
Not now, Milhouse!

123
00:05:44,499 --> 00:05:46,834
Mommy and Daddy
are loud talking!

124
00:05:46,835 --> 00:05:48,211
Why don't you go
to your room, sweetie?

125
00:05:51,923 --> 00:05:55,134
Whoa, whoa. Easy on
the electric bill there, son.

126
00:05:55,135 --> 00:05:57,678
(phone ringing)

127
00:05:57,679 --> 00:05:59,138
Hello? Hello?

128
00:05:59,139 --> 00:06:00,890
<i>(static crackles)</i>

129
00:06:00,891 --> 00:06:02,641
<i>MILHOUSE:</i>
<i>Uh, i-is Lisa there?</i>

130
00:06:02,642 --> 00:06:04,185
(gasps) Milhouse?

131
00:06:04,186 --> 00:06:05,769
Uh, that depends.

132
00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:07,980
Do you like Milhouse?

133
00:06:07,981 --> 00:06:11,692
I like Milhouse,
but I don't<i> like</i> like Milhouse.

134
00:06:11,693 --> 00:06:13,777
<i>- Wrong number!</i>
<i>- (dial tone hums)</i>

135
00:06:13,778 --> 00:06:15,197
(rats squeaking)

136
00:06:18,366 --> 00:06:19,950
(video game sound effects
playing)

137
00:06:19,951 --> 00:06:22,578
Milhouse is alive.
I just talked to him!

138
00:06:22,579 --> 00:06:25,164
I think he's in
another dimension.

139
00:06:25,165 --> 00:06:28,209
This is my best game ever.
I'm not leaving till it's done.

140
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<i>MILHOUSE:</i>
<i>Come on, Bart!</i>

141
00:06:30,086 --> 00:06:31,795
Fine.

142
00:06:31,796 --> 00:06:33,923
You can reach
the parallel dimension

143
00:06:33,924 --> 00:06:36,592
via this
sensory deprivation tank.

144
00:06:36,593 --> 00:06:39,762
It requires somebody with
an extraordinary power of mind.

145
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Glavin.

146
00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:42,890
Why did you shave your head?

147
00:06:42,891 --> 00:06:44,767
Was it to increase conductivity?

148
00:06:44,768 --> 00:06:47,061
No, I was trying
to give myself bangs

149
00:06:47,062 --> 00:06:48,896
and it got away from me.

150
00:06:48,897 --> 00:06:51,107
Now let's do this thing.

151
00:06:55,737 --> 00:06:57,989
(breathing echoes)

152
00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,409
I made it.

153
00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:04,745
I'm in the Over Under.

154
00:07:04,746 --> 00:07:06,373
Yo.

155
00:07:07,499 --> 00:07:09,041
Milhouse!

156
00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:10,292
(crackling)

157
00:07:10,293 --> 00:07:12,836
You could've escaped anytime!

158
00:07:12,837 --> 00:07:15,422
It felt nice to be embraced.

159
00:07:15,423 --> 00:07:17,049
(snarling)

160
00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,842
Okay, here's the secret.

161
00:07:18,843 --> 00:07:20,803
Just hold still
and they can't see you.

162
00:07:20,804 --> 00:07:22,179
- See?
- (sniffing)

163
00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,472
We are perfectly, perfectly...

164
00:07:23,473 --> 00:07:25,808
- (snarls)
- Oh.

165
00:07:25,809 --> 00:07:28,270
I forgot we're not
supposed to talk either.

166
00:07:29,354 --> 00:07:31,272
Tough luck, dude.

167
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♪ ♪

168
00:07:35,694 --> 00:07:37,903
Oh, my God!

169
00:07:37,904 --> 00:07:40,365
It's a twisted version
of reality.

170
00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:46,996
It seems like someone hasn't
seen very much of season three.

171
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(slurps)

172
00:07:48,039 --> 00:07:49,666
(grunting)

173
00:07:57,465 --> 00:07:59,342
How ya doin'?
Say hi to your mom.

174
00:08:06,808 --> 00:08:08,642
I'd better use
my psychic powers.

175
00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:10,769
I didn't know
you had psychic powers.

176
00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:12,438
Girls are afraid to use them,

177
00:08:12,439 --> 00:08:14,148
because then
we're called unfeminine.

178
00:08:14,149 --> 00:08:17,235
We needlessly lost a lot
of good witches at Salem.

179
00:08:21,364 --> 00:08:23,907
Now I have the power
to skip gym!

180
00:08:23,908 --> 00:08:25,410
Boo-yeah!

181
00:08:27,162 --> 00:08:28,371
(roaring)

182
00:08:29,414 --> 00:08:30,706
- Dad?
- Quiet, sweetie.

183
00:08:30,707 --> 00:08:32,916
Daddy's at work.

184
00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,835
(roaring)

185
00:08:34,836 --> 00:08:37,880
Mr. Burns opened a portal
to another dimension

186
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that released a<i> lot</i> of monsters.

187
00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:42,343
What was he looking for?

188
00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:45,387
It's all part of
a secret government program

189
00:08:45,388 --> 00:08:47,514
to find monsters.

190
00:08:47,515 --> 00:08:50,184
A monster ate Carl,
but because Carl's inside him,

191
00:08:50,185 --> 00:08:51,518
the monster's my friend.

192
00:08:51,519 --> 00:08:53,228
(snarls)

193
00:08:53,229 --> 00:08:54,688
(chuckles)
He remembers when we were kids

194
00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:56,732
and we used to go down to...

195
00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:58,901
- (shouts)
- (chomping, roaring)

196
00:08:58,902 --> 00:09:01,570
Well, they won't
bother us anymore.

197
00:09:01,571 --> 00:09:02,780
You kids are safe.

198
00:09:02,781 --> 00:09:05,115
But we are trapped
in this dimension forever.

199
00:09:05,116 --> 00:09:06,700
Who wants a piggyback ride?

200
00:09:06,701 --> 00:09:08,285
Trapped forever?

201
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,204
It's not so bad here.

202
00:09:10,205 --> 00:09:12,998
Boy, these vines sure are good
at finding all the holes.

203
00:09:12,999 --> 00:09:14,291
(groans)

204
00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:16,669
In the Over Under,
housing is affordable,

205
00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,462
schools are excellent,

206
00:09:18,463 --> 00:09:20,631
and you can walk to shops
and restaurants.

207
00:09:20,632 --> 00:09:22,841
Does Amazon deliver here?

208
00:09:22,842 --> 00:09:26,762
They have a fleet
of flying monsters.

209
00:09:26,763 --> 00:09:28,555
(snarling)

210
00:09:28,556 --> 00:09:30,557
Well, there is<i> one</i> thing
that's better.

211
00:09:30,558 --> 00:09:31,892
At least there's no stupid...

212
00:09:31,893 --> 00:09:33,852
Howdily-doodily, neighborino!

213
00:09:33,853 --> 00:09:35,021
- (shrieks)
- (roaring)

214
00:09:39,651 --> 00:09:41,653
♪ ♪

215
00:09:45,824 --> 00:09:47,700
(crowd cheering)

216
00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:49,827
<i>ANNOUNCER: Well, sir, it's</i>
<i>fourth down and goal to go.</i>

217
00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:52,454
<i>Quarterback Case Diggs</i>
<i>takes the ball.</i>

218
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,968
<i>Hickory dickory dock,</i>
<i>three ticks left on the clock.</i>

219
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,804
<i>He looks. He throws.</i>

220
00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,139
<i>- Intercepted!</i>
- (crowd groans)

221
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,474
The quarterback choked.

222
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,476
(chanting):
Choke, choke, choke!

223
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,561
ALL (chanting):
Choke, choke, choke!

224
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,188
Hot dog!

225
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,106
- Uh... (choking)
- Choke!

226
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,524
(choking)

227
00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,777
(chanting):
Choke, choke, choke,

228
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,070
choke, choke...!

229
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,905
Choke, choke, choke!

230
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,281
Uh-oh.

231
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,910
♪ ♪

232
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,540
Homer Simpson,
welcome to Heaven.

233
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,284
Are you Saint Peter?

234
00:10:28,286 --> 00:10:32,706
No, I'm Saint Greeter,
if you'll forgive the pun.

235
00:10:32,707 --> 00:10:34,124
I don't forgive it.

236
00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,252
Damn you...!

237
00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:41,757
Hmm. Heaven doesn't look
like I expected.

238
00:10:41,758 --> 00:10:44,218
Yeah. God sold out to Google.

239
00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:46,846
I really wonder
if I did the right thing.

240
00:10:48,056 --> 00:10:49,640
(alarm beeping over TV)

241
00:10:49,641 --> 00:10:51,976
Maybe global warming<i> is</i> real.

242
00:10:51,977 --> 00:10:54,269
- (phone chimes)
- Oh, my. This is not good.

243
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,313
<i>Not</i> good!
Okay, according to this,

244
00:10:56,314 --> 00:10:58,107
you're not supposed
to be here yet.

245
00:10:58,108 --> 00:10:59,566
We have to send you back.

246
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,360
I get to see Marge again?

247
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,196
And eat that tub of lasagna
I have in the refrigerator?

248
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,864
It better still be there.

249
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,116
Send me back now!

250
00:11:07,117 --> 00:11:08,701
Look, I would love to, okay?

251
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,327
But the paramedics
couldn't lift your corpse,

252
00:11:10,328 --> 00:11:11,996
so they rolled it into a lake.

253
00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:13,330
Pretty bloated.

254
00:11:13,331 --> 00:11:14,832
Ah. Wait.
That's the before picture.

255
00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,667
Here's the after picture.

256
00:11:16,668 --> 00:11:19,962
And here's the<i> way</i>
after picture.

257
00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:21,964
It's, uh, pretty disgusting.

258
00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:24,091
You've got to get me
back to Marge.

259
00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:25,175
Yeah, okay, got it, got it.

260
00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:26,844
We'll disrupt the paradigm.

261
00:11:26,845 --> 00:11:29,096
Homer, we're gonna put you
in the body of someone

262
00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:32,057
who's supposed to die today,
and you can live as them.

263
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,018
Ooh. Can I live
in the body of a pig?

264
00:11:34,019 --> 00:11:36,228
I like the freedom
of not wearing pants.

265
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,564
Oh, there's a six-month
waiting list to be a pig.

266
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,441
I'm so sorry.

267
00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:42,317
(imitating Porky Pig):
E-be-de-be-de-be-de. That's all?

268
00:11:42,318 --> 00:11:44,486
Look, just choose
one of these, okay?

269
00:11:44,487 --> 00:11:45,779
HOMER:
Hmm. No.

270
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,156
No.

271
00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:49,700
Tempting, but no.

272
00:11:49,701 --> 00:11:50,868
No.

273
00:11:50,869 --> 00:11:52,786
Forget it. Mm.

274
00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:54,706
(gasps)
That's the one!

275
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,879
Hey, man, I've been
waiting here a long time.

276
00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:03,923
- (doorbell rings)
- Hmm?

277
00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,176
Hello?

278
00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:08,886
(Homer's voice):
Hello, Marge.

279
00:12:08,887 --> 00:12:10,429
How do you know my name?

280
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,390
Now, don't freak out,
but it's me, your husband Homer.

281
00:12:13,391 --> 00:12:16,852
I died, and I'm inside the body
of this football player.

282
00:12:16,853 --> 00:12:19,605
How could I possibly
believe that?

283
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:23,275
Because I know something about
you that no one else knows.

284
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,569
- What's that?
- I forget.

285
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,906
(gasps)
It's you!

286
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:33,827
Fat, fit.

287
00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:35,079
Portly, sportly.

288
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,498
Jell-O? Hello!

289
00:12:37,499 --> 00:12:41,877
Mm, whatever body you're in,
I love the guy inside.

290
00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:44,254
(gasps)
Oh, my God, I touched an ab.

291
00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:46,715
I didn't think abs were real.

292
00:12:46,716 --> 00:12:47,842
(both moaning)

293
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,222
It's really weird snuggling
with the body of a man

294
00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:55,224
who's married to someone else.

295
00:12:55,225 --> 00:12:57,643
Not just someone,
Miss Nude Texas.

296
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,019
(Marge grumbles)

297
00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,438
All right, Marge.
I'll find someone else's body.

298
00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:02,940
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

299
00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:04,108
Mmm.

300
00:13:04,109 --> 00:13:06,736
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

301
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,531
(both giggling)

302
00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:11,865
HOMER:
Oh, yeah.

303
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,951
♪ ♪

304
00:13:13,952 --> 00:13:15,870
(birds chirping)

305
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,915
Homie? Homie?

306
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,333
(groans):
Oh!

307
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,545
You ruined that body
in one night?

308
00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:27,257
The funeral leftovers
were so good.

309
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,343
This is too creepy.
I want something else.

310
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,470
- (phone whooshing)
- Hmm.

311
00:13:33,471 --> 00:13:36,265
It's a real tragedy
more young people don't die.

312
00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:38,934
Dad! You could be
Superintendent Chalmers,

313
00:13:38,935 --> 00:13:40,602
my principal's boss.

314
00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:42,146
Marge, what do you say?

315
00:13:42,147 --> 00:13:44,898
I would like
to see Chalmers with somebody.

316
00:13:44,899 --> 00:13:46,650
He's so lonely.

317
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,069
Boom. He's dead.

318
00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:52,865
You-you wanted to see me, sir?

319
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,075
Skinner!

320
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:58,495
Because of new school rules,
from now on, Bart gets all A's.

321
00:13:58,496 --> 00:14:00,455
(whispering)

322
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:02,583
Give yourself a purple nurple.

323
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:05,919
- (squeaking)
- Purpler. Purpler.

324
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,588
This is pure indigo.

325
00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:09,214
He said, "Purpler."

326
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,092
- Yes, sir. (grunts)
- (squeaking)

327
00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:13,760
A toast to my new life

328
00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:16,180
as public school administrator.

329
00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:19,267
And now to open my paycheck
and see what I make.

330
00:14:20,518 --> 00:14:22,019
(gasps)

331
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,604
Next.

332
00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:27,107
(snoring)

333
00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:28,943
(Marge grunting)

334
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:31,987
This has gotten out of hand.

335
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,614
You're changing bodies so much,

336
00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:36,617
I don't even know
who I'm married to anymore.

337
00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:38,952
Oh, so that's why

338
00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:41,121
I'm rooting for the apes
in<i> Planet of the Apes.</i>

339
00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:43,624
Oh, please, just pick one man

340
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,751
I can be with
for the rest of my life.

341
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,794
He doesn't have to be perfect.

342
00:14:47,795 --> 00:14:50,672
He just has to love me
like you do.

343
00:14:50,673 --> 00:14:53,759
Hmm. I know just the guy.

344
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,304
Well, I had my doubts,
but this works.

345
00:14:57,305 --> 00:15:01,516
This is great.
My brain in Moe's body.

346
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:03,018
(Moe's voice):
Yeah, and I'm in here.

347
00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:05,520
And, uh, Midge, I'm, uh...

348
00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:07,899
- I'm very thirsty.
- Ew.

349
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,280
♪ ♪

350
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,495
(bird caws)

351
00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:24,039
So, I'm the first person
to ever be fired

352
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,000
by the DMV for a bad attitude.

353
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:28,794
Isn't that something?

354
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,421
Huh? Isn't it?

355
00:15:34,384 --> 00:15:35,843
I need to sneak a smoke.

356
00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:41,181
♪ ♪

357
00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:42,976
(squawking)

358
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,856
(high-pitched screams)

359
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,484
(tapping on glass)

360
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,611
I am Kang the Conqueror.

361
00:15:54,612 --> 00:15:56,489
I am Selma the available.

362
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,950
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

363
00:15:59,951 --> 00:16:02,077
This is so romantic.

364
00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:03,453
Let me get a look at you.

365
00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:04,746
Aah!

366
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:06,915
Oh, you don't like what you see.

367
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:08,166
Quite the contrary.

368
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,585
"Aah" is our word
for "beautiful."

369
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,755
Oh. (laughing)

370
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,592
♪ ♪

371
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,936
(heavy, raspy breathing)

372
00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:29,563
Freak.

373
00:16:29,564 --> 00:16:30,564
(smacking lips)

374
00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:32,065
Can you turn yourself?

375
00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:33,400
We're gonna make out.

376
00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:35,068
Just kill me now.

377
00:16:35,069 --> 00:16:37,571
(both moaning)

378
00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:39,698
What's wrong, my darling?

379
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:43,327
My sister says you just want
to eat me, or for a green card.

380
00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:44,995
Or a human zoo.

381
00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:47,622
Two of those are ridiculous.

382
00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:50,125
Quick! Hide!

383
00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:51,960
Hello. Just want you to know

384
00:16:51,961 --> 00:16:53,879
we'll be dissecting you
tomorrow.

385
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,049
But I could teach you the secret
of clean, natural energy.

386
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,010
Then I'll dissect you tonight.

387
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,971
- (door closes)
- We have to save you!

388
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:05,265
<i>What do you want?</i>

389
00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:08,977
How'd you like me to go to a
distant galaxy and never return?

390
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:11,438
You rang?

391
00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:13,024
(bird caws)

392
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,491
We've come
to get you out, my love.

393
00:17:22,492 --> 00:17:24,785
Oh, we're using
the "L" word, huh?

394
00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:27,121
Should've been a conversation,
but okay.

395
00:17:28,706 --> 00:17:30,791
- This thing is full of rats.
- (rats squeaking)

396
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,376
Very thoughtful.

397
00:17:32,377 --> 00:17:34,003
(makes munching sounds)

398
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,131
Hold it right there, Simpson.
What are you up to?

399
00:17:38,132 --> 00:17:41,134
Um, I am, uh, you know,

400
00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:43,387
uh, cover story,
stalling for time,

401
00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:46,515
cover story, hemming, hawing,
excuse, alibi.

402
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,726
Promotion?

403
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,899
- (gunfire)
- (tires squealing)

404
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,277
Don't shoot at the van.
Shoot at the driver.

405
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,613
(tires squealing)

406
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,824
Not my driver.

407
00:18:03,825 --> 00:18:06,910
My partner Kodos will meet us
at the top of Mount Springfield.

408
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,870
- Partner?
- Writing partner.

409
00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:11,581
They told us, if you want
to make it in showbiz,

410
00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:13,543
you have to be on Earth.

411
00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:17,546
(whirring)

412
00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:18,797
Sorry I'm late.

413
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,966
By mistake,
I went to that other Earth

414
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,843
where the South
won the Civil War.

415
00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:24,761
Far fewer Confederate monuments.

416
00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:26,346
(gunfire)

417
00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:28,473
- (bullets ricocheting)
- SELMA: Kang.

418
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,351
I've been hit.

419
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:36,189
One moment, my love.

420
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:37,775
(whirring)

421
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:40,819
(singsongy):
Nah! Nah! Missed me!

422
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,779
(groans)

423
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,489
Fear not, my sultry smokestack.

424
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,116
I can heal you.

425
00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:47,951
- (whirring)
- (Selma grunts)

426
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,705
(laughing)

427
00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:54,040
(coughing)

428
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,168
Maybe you should cut down
a little, dear.

429
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,086
For the baby.

430
00:18:58,087 --> 00:19:00,088
- You mean...?
- That's right.

431
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:01,966
I'm pregnant. Mmm.

432
00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:04,926
- (tires screech)
- Selma, no!

433
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:07,137
You two are too different.

434
00:19:07,138 --> 00:19:09,389
You're a Leo,
and he's a Sagittarius.

435
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:11,266
I'm from Sagittarius.

436
00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:14,686
(crying):
Oh, don't go, Selma.

437
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:18,024
Please.
I can't live without you.

438
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:20,984
Oh...

439
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,944
(chuckling)

440
00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:24,863
I have to warn you-- I'm gay.

441
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,406
That's all right.

442
00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:28,909
I have 32 sexual identities.

443
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,952
I'm Klingon curious,

444
00:19:30,953 --> 00:19:32,787
always up
for some Wookiee nookie

445
00:19:32,788 --> 00:19:34,706
or an R2 threesome,

446
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,292
not to mention
some Deep Space Nine,

447
00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:39,420
or possibly Jabba the Butt.

448
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,512
♪ ♪

449
00:19:57,855 --> 00:20:00,565
Are you enjoying
the honeymoon planet?

450
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,859
Why didn't we come here
in the cool season?

451
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,486
This is the cool season.

452
00:20:04,487 --> 00:20:06,947
Shall I get a sweater
for you, dear?

453
00:20:06,948 --> 00:20:08,907
It's 4,000 degrees.

454
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,035
Nag, nag, nag.

455
00:20:20,711 --> 00:20:23,965
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456
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,925
(woman screams)

456
00:21:08,305 --> 00:21:14,757
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