1 00:00:02,527 --> 00:00:04,481 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,213 Ho, ho, ho! 3 00:00:27,186 --> 00:00:28,694 Merry Christmas! 4 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,514 Oh, stupid Flanders. 5 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:39,914 D'oh! 6 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,435 Oh, thanks for bringing me up here, Dad. 7 00:00:50,459 --> 00:00:52,109 It's magnificent. 8 00:00:52,169 --> 00:00:54,553 Ugh, I could really use it after what happened today. 9 00:00:54,746 --> 00:00:56,463 Aw, sweetie, are you still mad 10 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,782 about that big dumb jerk at school? 11 00:00:58,842 --> 00:01:00,225 She's my teacher. 12 00:01:00,418 --> 00:01:02,280 And her name is Miss Hoover. 13 00:01:02,304 --> 00:01:03,954 It's unforgivable what she did. 14 00:01:04,014 --> 00:01:05,305 What was it again? 15 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,796 Breakfast! 16 00:01:12,856 --> 00:01:14,823 Here you go. 17 00:01:15,859 --> 00:01:17,317 Melon?! Ugh. 18 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,222 Marge, no one dreams of waking up 19 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,154 to the sounds of frying melon. 20 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,226 - Yeah, Marge. - See? 21 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,918 Your fruit breakfast has turned him into a first name user. 22 00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:28,253 For once, could this family start the day 23 00:01:28,446 --> 00:01:31,090 with fruit instead of greasy animal fat? 24 00:01:31,283 --> 00:01:32,649 Even the dog is sweating grease. 25 00:01:37,214 --> 00:01:40,415 He'll be back for breakfast and... Oh, God! 26 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:41,850 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:43,795 --> 00:01:45,595 We got her! 28 00:01:49,059 --> 00:01:52,093 I think I've got the answer. 29 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,262 Mm-hmm. Gravy up your fruit, boy? 30 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,264 Look at me. I'm eating healthy. 31 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:00,119 You win. 32 00:02:00,312 --> 00:02:01,453 I'll make bacon. 33 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:03,174 Put away the gravy boat. 34 00:02:03,198 --> 00:02:05,940 They say the best days of a gravy boat owner's life 35 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,943 are the day you get it and the day you get rid of it. 36 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,114 No, Bart, stop! 37 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:16,688 This is my mobile for my "Who Inspires You?" project. 38 00:02:16,712 --> 00:02:20,305 It's gravity. The ultimate suck-up. 39 00:02:20,457 --> 00:02:24,287 Can't spell "gravity" without "gravy." 40 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,219 Have some more. 41 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,966 The subject I have chosen for my mobile is this lady. 42 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,043 Ta-da! 43 00:02:33,103 --> 00:02:36,321 Of course. Yes. Her. Absolutely. 44 00:02:36,473 --> 00:02:40,934 The woman who lives at the center of the Earth. 45 00:02:41,086 --> 00:02:42,997 It's Gladys West, the mathematician 46 00:02:43,021 --> 00:02:47,073 whose work in satellite geodesy helped create GPS. 47 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:51,077 GPS. The invention that killed the "I got lost" excuse. 48 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,839 Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Marge. 49 00:02:54,032 --> 00:02:57,729 I just can't find the restaurant for your sisters' birthday. 50 00:02:57,753 --> 00:03:00,995 Your destination is 60 feet ahead. 51 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,163 Shut up. 52 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,548 40 feet ahead. 53 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,995 Shut up! 54 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,518 20 feet ahead. 55 00:03:06,711 --> 00:03:09,095 Another woman who's always right. 56 00:03:09,248 --> 00:03:12,916 You have now arrived at Lovely Ladies Cigar Lounge. 57 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,604 You'll be cutting and serving the us-shaped cake. 58 00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:19,847 Who wants a thigh? 59 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:23,443 Curse you, Gladys West! 60 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,217 Dad, please! 61 00:03:25,355 --> 00:03:27,855 This mobile could be my ticket into Yale. 62 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,950 Another Bush kid. Another Bush kid. 63 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,118 How about this girl? 64 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,287 Her grades and test scores are superb. 65 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,106 She's got boola. 66 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:38,625 But does she have "Boola Boola"? 67 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,720 What about this mobile she did in the second grade? 68 00:03:41,871 --> 00:03:43,889 Accept. Full ride. 69 00:03:44,082 --> 00:03:47,300 ♪ Boola Boola, Boola Boola... ♪ 70 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,562 Ah, wha... how did I get here? 71 00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:52,806 They say it's dangerous to wake up someone 72 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,045 who's dreaming of Yale. 73 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:58,048 Well, just so I'm covered, let me dream of a safety school. 74 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:00,647 UMass Amherst. 75 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,890 UMass Amherst. 76 00:04:06,472 --> 00:04:08,247 Is Miss Hoover out sick? 77 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,802 No, I'm in sick. 78 00:04:10,826 --> 00:04:12,642 I sprained a disc in my back. 79 00:04:12,703 --> 00:04:14,456 It feels like I'm passing a kidney stone 80 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,921 while giving birth. 81 00:04:16,114 --> 00:04:18,498 I say "excuse me" when I give burps. 82 00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:20,144 Not the same, Ralph. 83 00:04:20,168 --> 00:04:22,328 Fortunately, my new Teaching With Stylus tablet 84 00:04:22,454 --> 00:04:25,264 lets me run the classroom from any position. 85 00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:28,100 Let's get inspired. 86 00:04:28,293 --> 00:04:30,163 You might think "German chocolate cake" 87 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,996 originated in Germany, but nein. 88 00:04:33,056 --> 00:04:36,500 Actually, it was invented by an American mill worker 89 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,830 named Samuel German. 90 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:43,501 I'm from America but my measles are German. 91 00:04:43,525 --> 00:04:46,526 I'm inspired by The Masked Singer and... 92 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,454 It doesn't come off. Help! 93 00:04:49,647 --> 00:04:54,334 Help! Help...! 94 00:04:56,246 --> 00:04:58,355 I know these presentations are boring 95 00:04:58,415 --> 00:05:00,357 and everyone hates them, so... 96 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:01,728 - You're gonna stop? - Better. 97 00:05:01,752 --> 00:05:03,242 I'm gonna rap. 98 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:12,289 ♪ ♪ 99 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,888 ♪ Ah-ha-ha-ha, Gladys West, Gladys West ♪ 100 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,717 ♪ If you don't know where you're goin' ♪ 101 00:05:16,741 --> 00:05:18,219 ♪ She'll make sure your car don't get a towin' ♪ 102 00:05:18,243 --> 00:05:19,796 ♪ Satellite telemetry, should've been in ebony ♪ 103 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,739 ♪ When it comes to geodesy, she's got mad skills ♪ 104 00:05:21,763 --> 00:05:24,064 - ♪ Like Yeezy ♪ - ♪ We're giving props to ♪ 105 00:05:24,216 --> 00:05:25,398 ♪ Gladys West ♪ 106 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,400 ♪ We're giving props ♪ 107 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,053 ♪ 'Cause she's the best ♪ 108 00:05:30,113 --> 00:05:31,832 - Lisa. - ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 109 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:33,143 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 110 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,207 Lisa, you're over your two-minute limit. 111 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,577 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪ 112 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,339 That's enough. Ralph, you're up. 113 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,507 My hero is my thumb. 114 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:45,655 It has its own room in my mittens. Thank you. 115 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,179 Okay. That's it. 116 00:05:47,372 --> 00:05:49,723 Now put the supplements to your reports on my desk. 117 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,980 Give me a sec to post the grades. 118 00:06:00,218 --> 00:06:02,527 A B-minus? No, no. 119 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:06,031 This can't be right. This can't be right. 120 00:06:06,182 --> 00:06:09,109 The same grade as Ralph?! Sorry, Ralph, no offense. 121 00:06:09,261 --> 00:06:11,444 There's "a fence" around my bed 122 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,926 so I don't steal things from Daddy's squad car again. 123 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:17,745 Chief, did you tell Snake he could have jail outside today? 124 00:06:17,769 --> 00:06:18,763 'Cause that's what he's saying. 125 00:06:18,787 --> 00:06:20,398 Leave me alone. 126 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,550 Listen, Miss "took too long on her presentation," 127 00:06:22,574 --> 00:06:24,958 it's not only right, it's easy 128 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,961 with my "Select All" B-minus option. 129 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,964 Miss Hoover, this is so unfair. 130 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:34,059 I come here every day eager to learn 131 00:06:34,252 --> 00:06:37,137 and you just put me down 132 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:39,231 and complain about your job. 133 00:06:39,424 --> 00:06:41,141 In the end, what are you? 134 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,384 You're just somebody who works off a formula 135 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,404 that leaves no room for passion, 136 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,572 individual effort, 137 00:06:47,765 --> 00:06:50,053 or the process of learning itself. 138 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,429 - Mm. - In other words, 139 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,036 you're an uninspiring hack! 140 00:06:54,139 --> 00:06:57,140 Apologize immediately. 141 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,918 No. I told the truth. 142 00:07:00,111 --> 00:07:02,979 The truth has no place in this classroom. 143 00:07:03,039 --> 00:07:05,315 Lisa, go to detention. 144 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,801 Detention. Detention. Detention. 145 00:07:16,628 --> 00:07:19,824 One pencil with nervous teeth marks. 146 00:07:19,848 --> 00:07:23,420 One spelling bee winner's ribbon, faded. 147 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:26,111 One quarter ounce of marijuana. 148 00:07:26,304 --> 00:07:28,188 Those are pencil shavings. 149 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:31,007 Willie's water pipe will be the judge of that. 150 00:07:31,067 --> 00:07:33,577 ♪ ♪ 151 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,424 ♪ ♪ 152 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,817 Look at those arms. 153 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,820 Blank canvas for a Sharpie tattoo. 154 00:08:10,607 --> 00:08:13,044 Um, I'm actually a vegetarian. 155 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:15,552 Okay, how do you feel about beets? 156 00:08:15,612 --> 00:08:18,497 Ooh, is this one of those questions that sets me up 157 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:19,723 to get punched? 158 00:08:19,783 --> 00:08:21,649 Only one way to find out. 159 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,835 Yeah, tell us your opinion of beets. 160 00:08:24,028 --> 00:08:25,948 Leave her alone, you jackals. 161 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:28,155 ♪ ♪ 162 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,675 This is the largest stink bomb they make. 163 00:08:30,868 --> 00:08:33,178 So powerful it could only be developed by a scientist 164 00:08:33,371 --> 00:08:35,329 without a nose. 165 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,401 How did he know it worked? 166 00:08:37,425 --> 00:08:39,684 He smelled it... with his ears. 167 00:08:39,877 --> 00:08:42,095 -Whoa. -Uh-oh. -Oh. 168 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,189 And that girl's with me. 169 00:08:44,382 --> 00:08:45,506 Whoa! 170 00:08:46,184 --> 00:08:48,360 Well, well, well. Together at last. 171 00:08:48,553 --> 00:08:50,344 I didn't do anything wrong. 172 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,584 Miss Hoover should be in detention, not me. 173 00:08:53,608 --> 00:08:55,369 There is a detention for teachers. 174 00:08:55,393 --> 00:08:56,760 It's called being a teacher. 175 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:58,778 Now, let me show you my world. 176 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,539 Lots of gangs will recruit you: 177 00:09:00,732 --> 00:09:02,448 The Magnificent Seven-Year-Olds. 178 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,522 Tardy Incorporated. Hell's Angles. 179 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:13,626 My greatest weapon is inside my head. My mucus. 180 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:15,554 Ms. Timberwood! 181 00:09:15,747 --> 00:09:17,700 In here, she doesn't know you. 182 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,558 She used to call me Sunshine. 183 00:09:19,751 --> 00:09:21,393 I call all the girls Sunshine. 184 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,970 I call all the boys Joe Cool. 185 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,623 Oh, you said I was the only Joe Cool! 186 00:09:28,518 --> 00:09:31,978 That's actually lavender, so, thank you. 187 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,672 ! Ay caramba! 188 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,491 No...! 189 00:09:41,105 --> 00:09:43,248 No dinner for me. 190 00:09:43,441 --> 00:09:45,250 I'm too miserable to eat again. 191 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,586 This is pretty rough on me, too. 192 00:09:53,918 --> 00:09:56,319 Please pull the covers off. 193 00:09:56,421 --> 00:10:00,448 No, I don't want to live in the world above the covers. 194 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,329 I worked so hard on my mobile. 195 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:09,608 I know. And Miss Hoover wasn't very nice. 196 00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:11,684 Thank you, Mom. 197 00:10:11,837 --> 00:10:13,464 But you weren't very nice, either. 198 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,488 What?! 199 00:10:14,639 --> 00:10:16,189 Hey, are we camping out here? 200 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,508 Because I have a great campfire story. 201 00:10:18,568 --> 00:10:21,694 About a man betrayed by his own hand. 202 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,438 What the...? Oh, oh, my God, it's you! 203 00:10:27,443 --> 00:10:29,443 - Homer. - Yes, Marge. 204 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:33,189 I was going to encourage Lisa to apologize. 205 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:34,615 But I shouldn't have to. 206 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,043 Women say "I'm sorry" constantly 207 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,324 because men make us feel like we have to apologize 208 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,621 for existing 209 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,032 while they do whatever they like. 210 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:44,701 Yo. Milhouse is sleepin' over. 211 00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:46,386 - Awesome. - Huh? 212 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:50,890 Wah! 213 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,042 Ready to apologize, Lisa? 214 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,986 We both know what's at stake here. 215 00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:00,659 Not so fast, Lisa. 216 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:03,477 You didn't apologize to your second grade teacher, 217 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,389 and all we do at Yale is apologize. 218 00:11:06,449 --> 00:11:09,483 ♪ Sorry, sorry, sorry ♪ 219 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,723 ♪ Please excuse our quirks ♪ 220 00:11:12,747 --> 00:11:14,580 ♪ Quirks, quirks, quirks ♪ 221 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,583 ♪ Won't you kindly listen ♪ 222 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:21,254 ♪ To us rich male jerks? ♪ 223 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:25,517 ♪ We sing for free. ♪ 224 00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:34,526 Okay, Lisa, your future is in my hands. 225 00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:37,862 I'm-I'm... not sorry! 226 00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:39,676 I'm just glad I won't have you next year 227 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,107 as a teacher. 228 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:44,185 I might just move to third grade to torment you. 229 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:47,280 That would be a real hack move. 230 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,781 Ugh! 231 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,834 Freshen it up. 232 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,545 Love it. 233 00:11:58,334 --> 00:12:00,626 Personally, I never say I'm sorry. 234 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,221 I say "I'm soggy." Teachers hear what they want. 235 00:12:03,414 --> 00:12:06,444 Bart Simpson, did you glue these recorders together? 236 00:12:06,468 --> 00:12:07,633 Soggy. 237 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,969 - Forgiven. - And Willie can use it 238 00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:11,896 to whack the hornets' nests. 239 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,476 Yeah, come on and fight me like a man. 240 00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:20,646 Uh, which one of you does the negotiating? 241 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,407 Miss Hoover? 242 00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:24,336 In reference to our 243 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,078 recent difficulty, I would just like to say 244 00:12:27,271 --> 00:12:28,638 I'm soggy. 245 00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:31,324 Did you just say "I'm soggy"? 246 00:12:31,476 --> 00:12:33,752 In addition to a hack, you must think I'm a fool. 247 00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:36,145 Double detention. 248 00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:39,482 ♪ Who's soggy now? ♪ 249 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,228 And that counts as your music education 250 00:12:41,252 --> 00:12:43,072 for the semester. 251 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,488 Feels kind of funny driving you home from detention. 252 00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:49,102 Yeah, well, it's gonna take me a few minutes 253 00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:51,414 to get used to being on the outside. 254 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,163 Honey, play the ad I forwarded you. 255 00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:55,943 Having trouble with a relationship? 256 00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:58,259 Come to the Springfield Education Annex. 257 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,670 We'll teach you how to communicate honestly, 258 00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,338 how to lie convincingly, 259 00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:04,932 and how to apologize and mostly mean it. 260 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,509 Apologize? 261 00:13:06,569 --> 00:13:08,361 Springfield Education Annex, 262 00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:10,475 located in the third abandoned mall on Route One. 263 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,343 Don't park at the Greek church across the street. 264 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,033 We're in a feud with them. 265 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,869 There's nothing orthodox about how fast they tow. 266 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,442 So, when apologizing from your heart, 267 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,117 saying sorry allows the healing process to begin. 268 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,323 -Sorry I'm late. -What?! -She's sorry? 269 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,329 Yeah, I've heard that one a lot. 270 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,068 Well, I don't mind saying I'm sorry 271 00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:30,383 when it's appropriate. 272 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:33,036 Appropriate. Never heard of that word. 273 00:13:33,096 --> 00:13:35,054 I know "inappropriate." 274 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,990 - True. So true. - Oh, yes, yes. 275 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,059 Now, to truly apologize, I find it helps 276 00:13:40,211 --> 00:13:43,470 to look at the world from the other person's perspective. 277 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,989 Now, repeat after me. 278 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,325 I will not judge someone until I walk a mile 279 00:13:47,518 --> 00:13:49,218 in their shoes. 280 00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:51,496 I will not judge someone until 281 00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:55,408 I walk a mile in their shoes. 282 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,836 Well, what's the matter with the rest of you? 283 00:13:58,029 --> 00:13:59,912 Walk a mile? Please. 284 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,048 Like, over how many years? 285 00:14:06,203 --> 00:14:07,679 Huh? 286 00:14:07,872 --> 00:14:10,089 Miss Hoover takes the bus. I didn't know that. 287 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,016 Actually, she takes two buses. 288 00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:14,330 Then she walks half a mile down a train track, 289 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,187 swings across a drainage ditch 290 00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:19,248 and rides a piece of cardboard down a hill to help her back. 291 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:22,418 - Oh, that's terrible. - I guess. 292 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,922 You learn a lot of sad things when you sell weed to teachers. 293 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:27,757 Make it a double. 294 00:14:27,859 --> 00:14:29,659 I'll be in the ball shed. 295 00:14:41,623 --> 00:14:44,957 - Excuse me, are you Jennifer Aniston? - No. 296 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:48,720 That's exactly what Jennifer Aniston would say. 297 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:52,181 ♪ ♪ 298 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,403 Oh... Dear Lord, 299 00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,146 please grant me this winner. 300 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,816 I lost. And my quarter broke. 301 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,468 Gee. 302 00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:15,079 ♪ ♪ 303 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,419 Aw. 304 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,158 Yeah, I'm the super. What are you doing here? 305 00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:37,121 Uh, I'm one of Miss Hoover's students, 306 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,345 and I just want to understand her life. 307 00:15:39,497 --> 00:15:40,830 All right, come on in. 308 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:43,499 How can I say no to a sweet face like yours, huh? 309 00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:47,019 Yeah, um, I have some business in 12-A. 310 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:51,157 Yeah, how can I say no to a sweet face like yours? 311 00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:54,786 Here, Hemsworth, come cuddle. 312 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,790 I'm so alone. 313 00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:01,033 Just don't eat me when I die. 314 00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:05,688 Is someone at the door? 315 00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:07,523 I-I can't turn my head. 316 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,452 There's a great blues song in here, 317 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,696 but I don't know what it is. 318 00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:17,558 - Don't you drag us into your problems. 319 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,348 Dad, I'm ready to say I'm sorry, 320 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,058 but now it's not enough. 321 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,044 Lisa, you just gotta be sincere. 322 00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:30,304 If you have a disagreement with another driver, 323 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,549 you simply say, "I'm sorry. Please go ahead." 324 00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:36,569 Then you follow 'em home and you pee in their gas tank. 325 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,070 You pee in there! 326 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,164 Just can't say "I'm sorry." 327 00:16:40,357 --> 00:16:42,483 Does that remind you of anyone, Carl? 328 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,318 Oh, God, not this again. 329 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,504 I have nothing to apologize for. 330 00:16:46,697 --> 00:16:49,173 You had 20 years to watch The Sixth Sense. 331 00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:51,246 That's beyond the spoiler window. 332 00:16:51,368 --> 00:16:53,511 Oh, so it's okay for me to tell you 333 00:16:53,704 --> 00:16:56,014 that the Lady Gaga Star is Born is exactly the same 334 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:57,445 as all the other Star is Borns? 335 00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,501 I'll kill you. I'll kill you! 336 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,311 Goodbye, college fund. 337 00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:11,529 You were gonna pay for my mini fridge. 338 00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,461 I need to put a down payment on something for someone 339 00:17:15,485 --> 00:17:17,760 I really owe an apology to. 340 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,705 A framed movie poster for The Three Amigos? 341 00:17:20,856 --> 00:17:22,598 It's better than you remember. 342 00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:25,451 - No. - All right, how about school supplies? 343 00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:28,838 I got a Scottish guy who sells 'em to me every week. 344 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,440 Hi, Willie. 345 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:34,627 Uh, uh, yo no hablo English. 346 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,462 Ach, the English. 347 00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:38,848 How I hate those wankers. 348 00:17:43,254 --> 00:17:45,563 Shh, shh, shh. She's coming. She's coming. 349 00:17:47,424 --> 00:17:50,401 - Have a seat. Top of the line. - Oh... 350 00:17:50,594 --> 00:17:52,612 I can see your faces again. 351 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,147 And now my favorite. The ceiling. 352 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:59,410 Miss Hoover, I'm sorry I made your life harder, 353 00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:02,488 and I hope this chair makes it easier. 354 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,394 Well, I don't accept your apology. 355 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,258 - What? - What am I supposed to do 356 00:18:07,444 --> 00:18:09,069 after you called me a hack? 357 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,405 In retrospect, I might have been wrong. 358 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,666 The sad truth is apologies can come too late 359 00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:15,409 to do any good. 360 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,746 Congratulations, you just learned something from my class. 361 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,324 I guess what you've learned is 362 00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,750 teachers shouldn't get tenure. 363 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,329 There has to be a better lesson from this. 364 00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:27,830 There has to. 365 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:30,182 You've planted a seed, sweetie. 366 00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:32,835 - The seed will grow. - Amen. 367 00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:35,338 Why is everyone on the roof? 368 00:18:37,141 --> 00:18:40,343 I know you're in there. I'm old, but I'm not dead. 369 00:18:40,403 --> 00:18:42,194 Or is it the other way around? 370 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,769 What does this do? 371 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,109 Oh, that's a surprise. 372 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,037 Really quite nice. 373 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,689 Oh, yeah. 374 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,041 Miss Hoover, I've been thinking, 375 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,781 and no offense, but I bought you a chair. 376 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,197 And that's really hard for an eight-year-old. 377 00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:03,549 - All is forgiven. - How forgiven? 378 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,050 B-plus. 379 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,202 I'll take it. 380 00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:08,037 Can I get a B-plus, too? 381 00:19:08,097 --> 00:19:09,617 - Sure. - D'oh. 382 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,225 - I'm soggy. - Listen, boy. 383 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,561 I'm on to you. I know you're saying "soggy," 384 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,655 not "sorry." Mm. 385 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,322 You're right, you're right. 386 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,549 I completely apolo-cheese. 387 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,410 - What? - I beg your par-ton. 388 00:19:22,519 --> 00:19:25,054 - Come again? - Guilty as Marged. 389 00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:27,331 I'll accept that. 390 00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:29,458 - Soggy. - Enough already. 391 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,043 ♪ Lisa's at Yale ♪ 392 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:39,177 ♪ She'll never fail ♪ 393 00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:43,681 ♪ She's got a huge college debt ♪ 394 00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:46,425 ♪ Debt, debt ♪ 395 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,336 Please, I'm trying to study! 396 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:53,649 ♪ Then go to Brown. ♪ 397 00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:57,753 Um, can I have the book back? 398 00:19:57,855 --> 00:19:59,906 It cost $200. 399 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:13,189 Now to dream of being a World War I flying ace. 400 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,855 Shh! 401 00:21:14,879 --> 00:21:16,879 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org