{15}{28}The Wonder Years
{29}{55}Season 1 Episod 5
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{135}{199}There are very few things in life...
{200}{259}As purely terrifying...
{260}{360}As calling a twelve-year-old girl on the telephone.
{361}{426}KEVIN: Ugh!|Especially...
{427}{509}A really cute twelve-year-old girl.
{596}{852}NEWSCASTER #1 (on TV): We're at T minus nineteen and holding as the ground crew performs one last technical check before the historic Apollo 8 liftoff.
{895}{1058}She was in my home room in third period social studies class. I'll never forget that day.
{1066}{1159}Mrs. Ritvo let us watch the liftoff on TV.
{1221}{1346}Now, at the time, I'd just gotten over this whole thing with Winnie Cooper...
{1347}{1436}So I didn't really know I was ready for love.
{1437}{1557}I just knew that I'd lost all interest in the space program.
{1561}{1657}Blast off, splash down, blast off, splash down...
{1658}{1703}Who cared?
{1802}{1906}But then...|My gaze settled on...
{1929}{1972}On her...
{1991}{2096}On Lisa Berlini. Lisa Berlini was the kind of girl
{2117}{2252}You dreamed about... but who would probably never even know your name.
{2265}{2368}But then it happened.|CLASS: Five!
{2369}{2487}CLASS: Three...|CLASS: Two...|CLASS: One... blastoff!
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{2738}{2841}She looked at me - did you see that?|She looked right at me!
{2842}{2943}I don't know how to explain it.|Except to say that when you're twelve...
{2944}{3056}And a girl like that looks at you like that, even for an instant...
{3057}{3136}Everything else gets blasted out of your mind...
{3137}{3212}And into the upper atmosphere.
{3487}{3542}I... was in love.
{3577}{3628}NEWSCASTER #1 on TV (V/O): And if all goes well on this mission,
{3629}{3750}for the first time in human history, man will orbit the moon.
{3795}{3943}So now I was a man with a mission of my own. I had to find out if she liked me.
{3956}{4071}The only problem was I didn't really know Lisa all that well.
{4072}{4217}Oh, let's face it, I'd never actually heard her speak. Maybe the easiest thing would be...
{4218}{4293}To just call her on the phone.
{4320}{4528}KEVIN: Ugh!|On the other hand, maybe the easiest thing would be to just bump into Lisa somewhere.
{4568}{4632}Casually. Accidentally.
{4683}{4815}So I spent the next...|Three days tracking her every movement.
{4964}{5036}At eleven twenty one and fifteen seconds...
{5037}{5122}On Tuesday the eighth I made my move.
{5125}{5188}My plan was foolproof.
{5197}{5348}I could already see it happening. I'd look at her, she'd look at me... I'd say...
{6029}{6130}LISA: Oh.|KEVIN: Uh... uh...
{6246}{6309}LISA: Hi. How are you?
{6432}{6495}KEVIN: Fine... fine...
{6611}{6678}LISA: Well, bye. (Nods. )
{6905}{6988}KEVIN: Fine?|KEVIN: Fine?!
{6989}{7093}I realized then, that there were special things a man says to a woman.
{7094}{7143}KEVIN: Fine?!
{7323}{7369}KEVIN: Ugh!
{7391}{7508}I also realized that I had no idea what those things were.
{7538}{7649}But now, I was officially a goner. I couldn't sleep...
{7733}{7785}I couldn't eat.
{7932}{8010}MRS. RITVO (V/O): Mr. Arnold?|I couldn't learn.
{8011}{8116}MRS. RITVO (V/O): Mr. Arnold...|MRS. RITVO (V/O): I'm waiting.
{8122}{8168}KEVIN: Huh?
{8192}{8352}KEVIN: Oh, well.. uh... (frowns)... could... you... repeat the question, again. Please?
{8469}{8562}MRS. RITVO: I asked if you were present...
{9163}{9286}PAUL: Who are you looking for?|Kevin: I'm not looking for anybody!
{9732}{9813}PAUL: Why are you staring at Lisa Berlini?
{9814}{9913}KEVIN: What are you trying to do to me?! Are you crazy?! Alright,
{9914}{10019}if I let go will you promise to be quiet?|KEVIN: You swear?
{10081}{10159}PAUL: Did I say something wrong?
{10295}{10386}PAUL: What? Do you like her or something?
{10397}{10562}KEVIN: What? Are you crazy? (Frowns. )|KEVIN: Where do you get ideas like that? (Frowns. )
{10683}{10777}KEVIN: Well, sort of. (Frowns. )|PAUL (V/O): Wow!
{10778}{10842}PAUL: Really? (Smiles. ) Does she like you too?
{10843}{10934}KEVIN: Paul, I have no idea. (Gestures. )
{10953}{10992}PAUL: Do you know who'd know?
{10993}{11111}KEVIN: Paul, you've got to promise me this once, don't let anybody know. (Gestures. ) Ever!
{11112}{11161}PAUL: OK, OK.
{11302}{11429}KEVIN: Who?|And so began the great intermediary fiasco.
{11461}{11617}PAUL: Patty Galvin. She lives right next door to her, and she knows everything about her.
{11618}{11712}Do you want me to ask?|Torn between the forces of...
{11713}{11776}Torturous love... and the fear of...
{11777}{11833}Horrible humiliation...
{11834}{12009}I agreed on the sworn promise that not a word would ever be mentioned directly to Lisa Berlini...
{12025}{12095}To let Paul ask Patty Galvin...
{12096}{12169}Whether or not Lisa liked me.
{12175}{12276}After all, Patty did know everything...|About Lisa.
{12404}{12467}PAUL: She had no idea.
{12490}{12542}KEVIN: Well, what's she doing? (Gestures. )|KEVIN (V/O): Where's she going now?
{12543}{12618}PAUL (V/O): She's asking Tommy Rygot.
{12619}{12697}KEVIN: Oh God, it's going to be all over the school!
{12698}{12770}And Tommy Rygot of course...
{12778}{12920}Had absolutely no idea. But he was thoughtful enough to inquire of... of...
{13026}{13122}KEVIN: Who's she? (Gestures. )|PAUL: I've never seen her before in my life. (Frowns. )
{13123}{13223}Of someone we'd never seen before in our lives.
{13274}{13380}KEVIN: Oh my God! No!|KEVIN: What's she doing?!
{13381}{13457}KEVIN: Paul, what's she doing?!
{13852}{13963}After the great intermediary fiasco had... fiascoed...
{13974}{14080}It was clear I could never be seen by Lisa Berlini again.
{14081}{14181}There were certain places I felt I was unlikely to bump into her.
{14182}{14276}PAUL: I'm going to flush this tuna fish sandwich if you don't want it.
{14277}{14391}KEVIN: Paul... (gestures)... what did she do after the girl asked her if she liked me?
{14392}{14492}PAUL: I don't know, I was watching you run out.
{14583}{14645}PAUL: Well, I guess we've got to go to O'Brien's class.
{14646}{14737}KEVIN: Nuh-uh. (Gestures. ) I'm not going anywhere - she might see me.
{14738}{14811}PAUL: Well, you can't just stay here all day.
{14812}{14881}KEVIN: Why not? (Frowns. )
{14982}{15062}Indoor plumbing, tuna...|I could last weeks.
{15063}{15152}PAUL: You're going to see her on the bus anyway. (Frowns. )|KEVIN: Not if I walk home.
{15153}{15226}PAUL: Yeah, but what about tomorrow?
{15227}{15338}KEVIN: Mom... (sighs)... I have a sore throat.|NORMA (V/O): You do?
{15339}{15444}NORMA: Come here and lemme take a look. (Frowns. )
{15479}{15564}NORMA: Say "Ah".|KEVIN: Ahhhhh...
{15625}{15696}NORMA: Well, it is a little red.
{15697}{15786}Of course, the human throat is always red but fortunately my mother never looked at it...|KEVIN: Ahhhhh...
{15811}{15875}When I wasn't complaining.
{15876}{15949}NORMA: You'd better go back to bed. (Nods. )
{15950}{16129}KEVIN: Do I have to?|NORMA (V/O): No arguments. I'll bring you some cocoa and the TV.
{16142}{16191}NORMA: Go on!
{16480}{16585}After about two hours of steady bed rest and television...
{16586}{16674}The world always looks a little better.
{16747}{16852}After about ten hours it always looks a lot worse.
{16876}{17057}I started to feel disgusted with myself. I mean, what was I going to do? Spend the rest of my life...
{17070}{17136}Watching "Let's Make a Deal" because I was afraid of a...
{17137}{17200}Twelve- year-old girl?
{17268}{17292}NEWSCASTER FRANK (V/O on TV): As the astronauts...
{17293}{17354}NEWSCASTER FRANK (V/O on TV): Round the far side of the moon tonight,
{17355}{17449}for the first time since the days of Christopher Columbus...
{17450}{17546}FRANK: Mankind will truly see a new horizon.
{17547}{17692}WALTER CRONKITE: But the thing that amazes me most, Frank,|is the personal courage of those three men.
{17695}{17883}WALTER CRONKITE (V/O on TV): They are truly rising to the challenge set forth by President Kennedy in 1960.
{17884}{17963}KENNEDY (V/O on TV): Though while we cannot guarantee...
{17964}{18109}KENNEDY: That we shall one day be first, we can guarantee that any failure...
{18133}{18253}KENNEDY (V/O on TV): To make this effort, will make us last.
{18253}{18397}Suddenly I realized what I had to do. I couldn't run away from Lisa Berlini.
{18417}{18517}I had to take that brave leap into the unknown.
{18586}{18676}I had to pick up the phone and call her.
{18836}{18894}Right after dinner.
{19108}{19178}NEWSCASTER #1 (V/O on TV): And if the moon orbit is successful,
{19179}{19267}NASA officials hope to meet President Kennedy's challenge...
{19268}{19415}NEWSCASTER #1 (V/O on TV): To land a man on the moon some time in this decade.
{19435}{19555}Well, I had a challenge of my own. I would call Lisa Berlini...
{19556}{19647}By eight o'clock tonight - or die trying.
{19709}{19860}NORMA: Honey, you're looking a little pale. How's your throat feeling? (Frowns. )
{19888}{19948}KEVIN: Pretty bad...
{19965}{20112}KEVIN: Pretty painful.|NORMA: You know, maybe I should try looking at that throat when it's normal...
{20113}{20207}NORMA (V/O): You know, just for comparison.
{20225}{20299}KEVIN: Mom?|NORMA: Hmm?
{20313}{20442}KEVIN: Do you remember the first time Dad called you up on the phone?
{20443}{20491}NORMA: Um...
{20560}{20677}NORMA: I don't really remember.|KEVIN: Oh.
{20685}{20762}JACK (V/O): I think it was Macy's.
{20763}{20836}NORMA (V/O): Oh, that's right - Macy's.
{20837}{20896}NORMA: I was working at a tie counter at Macy's...
{20897}{21029}NORMA (V/O): And your father called to see if he could return a tie.
{21038}{21156}KEVIN: So you didn't even know him? (Frowns. )|NORMA: Well, yeah, I knew him.
{21157}{21238}NORMA (V/O): Well, I was the one who sold him the tie.
{21239}{21319}NORMA: I remember holding it up to him...
{21320}{21416}NORMA (V/O): To see if it matched his shirt.
{21558}{21638}KEVIN: So, were you hoping he'd call you?
{21639}{21723}NORMA: Hoping?|NORMA: No.
{21724}{21866}NORMA (V/O): I just sold him the tie and I figured that was pretty much it.
{21927}{21972}KEVIN: Oh.
{22036}{22103}Well, this was really it.
{22123}{22247}KEVIN: Hi, this is Kevin. Hi, this is Kevin. Hi, this is Kevin.
{22409}{22485}Just do it!|Do it now.
{22984}{23071}KEVIN: Hi, this is Kevin. How are you?
{23156}{23277}PAUL: Uh, fine. What's up?|KEVIN (V/O): Um, nothing.
{23285}{23371}KEVIN: I just wanted to see how your day was.
{23372}{23435}PAUL: Oh, it was fine.
{23473}{23566}KEVIN: So what happened in math? (Frowns. )
{23567}{23640}PAUL: Um, nothin'. (Shrugs. )
{23683}{23785}KEVIN: Did you do anything good in gym? (Nods. )
{23789}{23903}PAUL: Mmm, no, not really.|KEVIN: Nothing? (Frowns. )
{23904}{24118}PAUL: No, not really.|KEVIN: For God's sake, Paul! (Frowns. ) Your life is so boring! It's really depressing!
{24153}{24213}PAUL: Hello? Hello?!
{24361}{24420}Well, something deep inside me told me...
{24421}{24493}This was really, really, it.
{24502}{24596}It wasn't the way every muscle in my body tightened...
{24597}{24765}Although it did.|And it wasn't because every nerve ending in my body tingled...
{24827}{24854}Although it did.
{24855}{25059}No, it was because the way every piece of food I had eaten for dinner suddenly went into a spin-cycle in my stomach.
{25344}{25389}KEVIN: Ah!
{25455}{25524}KEVIN: H-hello? (Frowns. )
{25592}{25693}KEVIN: Yeah Jeff, just a minute.|KEVIN: Wayne!
{25704}{25753}KEVIN: Wayne!
{25775}{25857}KEVIN: It's Jeff, but, could you kinda keep it short?
{25858}{25932}KEVIN: Because I got to, you know, use the phone.
{25933}{26008}WAYNE: I'll be off when I'm off, scrote.
{26009}{26091}WAYNE: This happens to be a very important phone call.
{26092}{26144}WAYNE (To Jeff): Yo, buttface.
{26145}{26221}WAYNE (V/O): Yeah, how you doin'? Did you see the way I nailed Jimmy on the bus today?
{26222}{26287}Wayne's idea of an important call was obviously...
{26288}{26418}A little different from mine, or any human being's for that matter.
{26433}{26519}KEVIN: Wayne, can this wait? (Gestures. )|WAYNE (To Kevin): Nah, in a minute.
{26520}{26675}WAYNE: (To Jeff): Oh yeah. Oh god, he's a real weeder. You know, I feel we should all tie him up and uh...
{26676}{26770}WAYNE: Yeah, alright, talk to you tomorrow.
{26828}{26895}WAYNE: All yours, scrote.
{27039}{27102}Oh no, no, please, no.
{27106}{27181}Why didn't I call before? Why?
{27191}{27288}Maybe he was just going to ask if I wanted the door shut.
{27289}{27374}WAYNE: Who you callin', scrote?|KEVIN: No one. (Shrugs. )
{27375}{27456}WAYNE: Been waiting kind of a long time to be calling no one, pal.
{27457}{27565}KEVIN: Leave me alone, Wayne.|WAYNE: Could it be...
{27566}{27655}WAYNE: A girl?|KEVIN: Leave me alone!
{27656}{27737}WAYNE: Let's see, who could it be?|KEVIN: No one, now get out!
{27738}{27786}WAYNE: Could it be Debbie Ackerman?|KEVIN: Get out!
{27787}{27842}WAYNE: Katie Osborne? (Frowns. )|KEVIN: Quit it!
{27843}{27969}WAYNE: Well, the number's got to be here somewhere. (Gestures. )
{28099}{28169}WAYNE: Uh-uh-uh. Thank you.
{28200}{28286}WAYNE: Oh, Lisa. Do we know any Lisa's?
{28287}{28354}KEVIN: That's not even it.
{28355}{28483}WAYNE: Oh? (Frowns. ) I'm sure you won't mind if I...|WAYNE: Call her then, will you, pal, huh?
{28484}{28563}KEVIN: Not at all.|WAYNE: Alright.
{28838}{29013}KEVIN: No!|KEVIN: Give me it, please, Wayne, oh God, no! Please, please, oh please! Give...
{29023}{29112}WAYNE: It's ringing.|KEVIN: Oh god, no! Please!
{29113}{29192}JACK: (V/O, yelling): Hey, what the hell is going on in there?
{29193}{29254}WAYNE: Argh! Nothing.
{29312}{29386}JACK: Wayne, get out of here and leave him alone.
{29387}{29441}JACK (V/O): Now!
{29559}{29613}WAYNE: Butthead.
{29635}{29703}If I had a shred of manhood in me...
{29704}{29765}I would call her now.
{29816}{29906}T minus seven, six, five, four, three...
{30013}{30059}Two, one...
{30247}{30370}LISA: Hello. This is Lisa. Kevin who? Kevin Arnold? (Smiles. )
{30524}{30591}LISA: Who's Kevin Arnold?
{30651}{30711}LISA: Oh, hi, Kevin.
{30722}{30783}LISA: Hey, you guys. You've got to hear this.
{30784}{30889}LISA: I'm fine Kevin, how are you? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
{30960}{31020}LISA: You don't say.
{31346}{31502}NEWSCASTER FRANK: We're here live at the Lisa Berlini house where Lisa is talking to Kevin Arnold on the telephone.
{31503}{31588}NEWSCASTER FRANK: Jim, maybe you have an answer to the question we've been wondering about.
{31589}{31696}Why would Kevin call Lisa when it's so obvious she thinks he's a total jerk?
{31697}{31820}NEWSCASTER JIM: I really don't know Frank, but if we put our microphone up close to the phone,
{31821}{32034}we can actually listen in on the call, although I don't know if our audience will be able to hear above all this laughing.
{32396}{32490}Eight o'clock had come and gone. I guess...
{32526}{32589}I just couldn't do it.
{32630}{32801}NORMA (V/O): Kevin!|NORMA (V/O): Kevin, honey? You should be watching this.
{33259}{33332}NEWSCASTER FRANK (V/O on TV): For the first time ever seen by human eyes,
{33333}{33421}the planet Earth, rising over the moon.
{33500}{33580}WALTER CRONKITE (V/O): Sort of puts things in perspective, doesn't it Frank?
{33581}{33684}To think that there on that lovely glowing orb...
{33697}{33793}WALTER CRONKITE (V/O): Wars are being fought...|WALTER CRONKITE (V/O): Storms raging...
{33794}{33897}WALTER CRONKITE (V/O): People are being born, people dying...
{33898}{34027}WALTER CRONKITE (V/O): All our human conflict, our passion, our pain...
{34028}{34170}WALTER CRONKITE (V/O): Being carried on, beneath that veil of clouded blue.
{34276}{34447}And suddenly I got this funny feeling. Maybe I was blowing this whole thing out of proportion.
{34471}{34569}I mean, Lisa wasn't going to laugh at me. And anyway...
{34570}{34657}What if she did? Did it really matter?
{34779}{34866}ANNOUNCER (V/O on TV): And now this...
{34954}{35044}And that's when I knew what I had to do.
{35202}{35283}I just had to pick up the phone...
{35285}{35334}And call her.
{35695}{35743}KEVIN: Lisa?
{35780}{35871}KEVIN: Hi. This is Kevin, from home room.
{35901}{36046}KEVIN (V/O): Yeah, right, the little guy.... Oh, I had a sore throat.... Nah,
{36213}{36405}it's not too bad. I'll probably come back to school tomorrow...... Mrs. Ritvo? Yeah, she's so weird. Haha...
{36551}{36597}The Wonder Years
{36598}{36637}Season 1 Episod 5
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