{14}{53}The Wonder Years|Season 2 Episod 4|borys12@2com. pl
{54}{141}Synchronization for TV-RIP from forum. sharereactor. com|Once upon a time...
{142}{244}A boy's popularity was based on kickball abilities...
{245}{415}Pea- shooting range...|And how much of the alphabet he could squeeze off with one burp.
{451}{608}For the same boy to acquire a comparable level of popularity in junior high school...
{617}{681}He's gonna need a girl.
{745}{833}The ceremony rarely strays from tradition.
{834}{1006}Fully unprepared...|For his certain someone to be surrounded by three giggling friends...
{1030}{1128}Boy grows thirsty...|And proceeds to drink.
{1129}{1240}He will continue to drink until the gaggle disperses...
{1241}{1343}Or his stomach explodes - whichever comes first.
{1375}{1474}Girl...|Acutely aware of boy's presence...
{1475}{1614}Warns her friends that she...|Will, in fact, die... if they abandon her.
{1615}{1756}To no avail.|She is forsaken, left to yell a meaningless...
{1756}{1818}GIRL: Uh, you guys!|After them...
{1819}{1925}And tend to the business of rearranging her locker.
{1958}{2089}Seeing his opportunity...|Boy prepares for final approach.
{2135}{2231}He takes one last breath and lunges forward.
{2297}{2413}Girl feigns surprise.|GIRL: Oh, God - you scared me!
{2414}{2511}And they engage in small talk.|BOY: Hi.
{2512}{2555}GIRL: Hi.
{2576}{2647}Feeling the full weight of the moment...
{2648}{2727}Boy realizes that those three gallons of fountain water...
{2728}{2848}Have just funneled directly to his palms, armpits, and feet.
{2856}{2975}BOY: So, uh... how's it going?|GIRL: Fine. How are you?
{3032}{3128}BOY: Pretty good.|GIRL: That's... good.
{3129}{3213}Down to his final wisps of saliva...
{3225}{3366}Boy decides that the time has come to quote-unquote... "pop the big one. "
{3389}{3505}BOY: You wanna go steady?|GIRL: Sure!
{3506}{3615}And just like that...|The ceremony is complete...
{3620}{3722}BOY: Good.|GIRL: Good.
{3723}{3868}Leaving the newly-formed couple with...|Absolutely nothing left to say to each other.
{3870}{4030}PAUL: Man, he looks like he's ready to barf. Why would anyone want to go steady anyway?
{4034}{4094}KEVIN: Don't ask me.
{4101}{4251}PAUL: What's so great about going steady? Personally, I'd rather play the field.
{4258}{4339}KEVIN: Yeah, I know what you mean.
{4350}{4465}Paul was right. You didn't want to get tied down too early in life.
{4466}{4538}I mean, look at Kirk McCray.
{4539}{4628}Winnie Cooper had him wrapped around her little finger.
{4629}{4745}Thank God I was a free man.|PAUL (V/O): Kevin?!|KEVIN: Huh?
{4746}{4849}PAUL: I said, did you hear about Kirk and Winnie?
{4866}{4975}KEVIN: No.|PAUL (V/O): Well supposedly...
{4976}{5099}PAUL (V/O): They might break up. I heard it from Becky Slater.
{5117}{5178}KEVIN: So, who cares?
{5198}{5294}PAUL: I hear Kirk thinks Winnie likes someone else.
{5295}{5349}KEVIN: Big deal.
{5391}{5538}Oh, great.|Now he clams up. What was he gonna make me do? Ask him?
{5556}{5629}KEVIN: So? Who does she like?
{5661}{5788}PAUL: I don't know. But whoever it is, it'll be a big step down from Kirk McCray,
{5789}{5896}I can tell you that. I mean, he's like the coolest guy in the whole school.
{5897}{6045}I don't know who she thinks she's gonna get even half as good as he is, because he's like the... top of the -
{6046}{6076}KEVIN: You should really stop worrying about Winnie Cooper's love life.|KEVIN: Paul...
{6111}{6206}KEVIN: I mean, it's kinda pathetic.|PAUL: I was just saying.
{6207}{6276}I'd been toyed with too many times to get excited about...
{6277}{6334}One measley rumor.
{6434}{6499}Besides, Paul and I had plenty to do...
{6500}{6570}Without girls getting in the way.
{6571}{6661}KEVIN: It's good.|PAUL: No.
{6662}{6743}KEVIN: No way! Your finger's crooked!
{6744}{6815}PAUL: I'm going straight!|KEVIN: Not that I don't......
{6816}{6894}KEVIN (V/O): Trust you, or anything.|PAUL: These surfaces are too slick.
{6895}{7011}KEVIN: Are you kidding? These are the best in the school.|Competition.
{7012}{7084}Accusations. Common cruelty.
{7094}{7172}These were things we understood.
{7225}{7301}Why did it ever have to change?
{7331}{7410}BECKY (V/O): Hi, Paul. Hi, Kevin.
{7412}{7466}KEVIN: Oh. Hi, Becky.|PAUL: Hi, Becky.
{7467}{7520}BECKY: You want to hear something?|PAUL: I don't care.
{7521}{7627}BECKY: I know someone who likes you.|PAUL: Big deal. Well...
{7628}{7784}PAUL: Who is it?|BECKY: Well, I can't tell you her name. But her initials are C. H.
{7785}{7853}PAUL: "C. H. "|PAUL: "C. H. "
{7868}{7919}PAUL: "C. H. "
{7994}{8070}Big mystery here. Carla Healey.
{8090}{8214}She was the only female in Paul's life who wasn't a blood relative.
{8215}{8339}PAUL: "C. H. "?|BECKY: If you're interested, she'll be at the skating rink tonight.
{8340}{8422}PAUL: Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.
{8437}{8506}BECKY: See you guys later.
{8547}{8658}PAUL: "C. H. "|PAUL: I wonder who that is?
{8659}{8722}PAUL: Who cares?|KEVIN: Yeah.
{8723}{8829}KEVIN: Who cares?|PAUL: Yeah. Who cares?
{8924}{9045}PAUL: So...|PAUL: You feel like going skating tonight?
{9145}{9228}PAUL: Alls I'm saying is that I think it would be fun to go skating.
{9229}{9337}KEVIN: I hate skating. Why don't we just go bowling?
{9348}{9471}PAUL: I'm sick of bowling. All we ever do is bowl, bowl, bowl.
{9484}{9639}KEVIN: Do not.|PAUL: I'd rather get some exercise, some fresh air.
{9641}{9743}KEVIN: It's an indoor rink, Paul.|PAUL: Come on, Kevin.
{9744}{9806}Alright. This had gone far enough.
{9807}{9921}It was time to do what any red-blooded twelve year old would do when his buddy's
{9922}{10011}about to dump him for a girl - torture him for it.
{10012}{10137}KEVIN: Well, uh, what's the matter, Paul? Wanna skate with Carla Healey?
{10138}{10220}PAUL: No!|KEVIN: Well, I thought you didn't like her anymore.
{10221}{10272}PAUL: I don't!
{10272}{10407}KEVIN: Oh. Well, you know, I think you two would look very cute skating across the ice, hand in -
{10408}{10474}PAUL: I'm not gonna skate with Carla Healey.
{10475}{10590}PAUL: I just think it's gonna be fun. We'll go skating. That's all.
{10591}{10654}It was hopeless. He was a goner.
{10655}{10797}One lousy "I-know-someone-who-likes-you, " and he's ready to sell out our -
{10828}{10880}Hold the phone.
{10895}{11013}What have we here?|That was no "I'm-glad... "
{11014}{11084}"We're- still-friends" look.
{11085}{11179}That was "Tony, Tony! Take me, I'm yours! "
{11198}{11264}My God, it was a moment.
{11360}{11466}Maybe those rumors about Winnie and Kirk were true.
{11559}{11733}WINNIE (Singing, with V/O of Maria from West Side Story): Hold my hand, and I'll take you there!
{11744}{11796}KEVIN: Somehow!
{11839}{11893}WINNIE: Someday!
{11946}{12001}KEVIN: Somewhere!
{12162}{12232}WINNIE and KEVIN Somewhere!
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{12719}{12785}PAUL: What'd I tell you?
{13026}{13140}Well, one minute you're up, the next minute you're down.
{13176}{13317}PAUL: How's it goin'?|KEVIN: Just wonderful. The time of my life.
{13348}{13468}PAUL: She's all over me.|KEVIN: Paul... she doesn't know how to skate.
{13469}{13553}PAUL: Well, what should I do?|KEVIN: I don't care.
{13554}{13666}KEVIN: Why don't you just ask her?|You could say that I was being unfair.
{13667}{13752}But there were two hours until Mom came back to pick us up...
{13753}{13842}And I was losing the best friend I ever had.
{13843}{13906}PAUL: You're not mad at me, are you?
{13907}{13985}KEVIN: Mad? Why should I be mad?
{14062}{14141}KEVIN: Look let's just skate, OK?
{14198}{14274}RINK ANNOUNCER (Over speaker): Next song will be couples only.|RINK ANNOUNCER (Over speaker): Couples only.
{14275}{14399}RINK ANNOUNCER (Over speaker): All others please clear the ice.
{14558}{14638}PAUL: We'll do some tag team later, OK?
{14639}{14755}Well, that was the end of that.|I'd lost him...
{14756}{14959}To a woman.|Whatever happened to the pristine days of baseball cards and loogie contests?
{14980}{15066}Since when did women start to rule our lives?
{15067}{15175}WINNIE: Hi, Kevin.|Huh- muh-nuh, huh-muh-nuh, huh-muh-nuh.
{15176}{15299}KEVIN: Hi.|WINNIE: How come you haven't been skating?
{15300}{15375}KEVIN: Oh, I, uh, I hurt my...
{15413}{15492}KEVIN: Ankle.|WINNIE: That's too bad.
{15493}{15593}God, she looked beautiful.|KEVIN: Where's McCray?
{15594}{15685}WINNIE: Who knows?|What was this tone?
{15686}{15746}Trouble in paradise?
{15754}{15818}KEVIN: Something wrong?
{15838}{15985}WINNIE: No. Well, I was going to ask you something, but I didn't know you were hurt.
{15986}{16080}KEVIN: Uh, no, it-it's, uh... not that bad.
{16102}{16211}It's feeling better already.|Breathe deep, little man.
{16212}{16274}Here come's the big one.
{16275}{16345}WINNIE: This is really embarrassing.
{16346}{16454}KEVIN: Don't be embarrassed.|Come to Papa...
{16474}{16526}WINNIE: Well...
{16542}{16596}KEVIN: Go ahead.
{16609}{16679}WINNIE: D-do you want to...
{16762}{16843}WINNIE: Do you want to... skate...
{16875}{16986}WINNIE: With Becky Slater?|KEVIN: What?!
{16987}{17139}WINNIE: This is so embarrassing.|WINNIE: Becky Slater? She kind of asked me if I'd ask you.
{17140}{17231}WINNIE (V/O): Kirk! Wait, I'm gonna fall!
{17270}{17415}It's hard to describe what I was feeling at that moment in time. Humiliation?
{17456}{17572}Sorrow?|Or was it more...
{17622}{17732}Intense hostility!?|Becky Slater!? Weeks of waiting in the wings...
{17733}{17851}And all I get is Becky Slater!?|I'll give you...
{17852}{17921}KEVIN: Becky Slater!|BECKY: Yes?
{17922}{18039}KEVIN: You wanna go steady?|BECKY: Sure!
{18042}{18100}KEVIN: Let's skate!
{18215}{18285}My first steady girlfriend.
{18527}{18617}WAYNE: Hello?......... Kevin? Kevin who?
{18690}{18804}KEVIN: Gimme it, Wayne.|WAYNE: Oh, you mean little Kevin Arnold?
{18805}{18866}WAYNE: Just one moment, please.
{18867}{18937}WAYNE: Kevin, it's for you.
{18939}{18988}KEVIN: Wayne!
{19025}{19140}WAYNE (On the phone): Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to ask who's calling. May I ask who's calling?.......
{19141}{19201}WAYNE: Becky Slater?
{19217}{19334}WAYNE (V/O): Oh, just one moment - let me see if he'll take your call.|WAYNE: Kev-in...
{19335}{19407}KEVIN: Wayne!|WAYNE: It's your girlfriend.
{19408}{19465}KAREN: Girlfriend?
{19499}{19653}KEVIN (On the phone, quietly): Hello?....... Yeah, yeah.......... Look, I gotta go.
{19664}{19764}KEVIN (V/O): We're eating dinner.|KEVIN (V/O, annoyed): Yes! Bye.
{19765}{19858}NORMA: Becky Slater?|NORMA: Is that the Slater family on Elm Street?
{19859}{19931}Here we go.|Serve up my love life...
{19932}{20012}For a little dinner conversation.|NORMA: Honey, remember the Slater's?
{20013}{20126}NORMA: We met 'em last fall at the PTA fair.|NORMA: Uh, Barney Slater?
{20127}{20254}JACK: Oh. Tire business, right?|NORMA: Yeah. Little Becky Slater, huh?
{20271}{20380}NORMA: She's a cute one, Kevin.|Why do mothers always feel at liberty...
{20381}{20497}To discuss your love life at the dinner table?|Probably the same reason...
{20498}{20569}They feel it their business to check the crotch of your pants...
{20570}{20687}In the middle of a crowded clothing store...|And say, "Plenty of room in there! "
{20688}{20760}KAREN (V/O): Maybe he doesn't want to talk about it, Mom.
{20761}{20849}KEVIN: It's no big deal.|WAYNE: Now, Kevin...
{20850}{20951}WAYNE: I wouldn't call going steady...|WAYNE (V/O): "No big deal. "
{20952}{21088}NORMA: Going steady?|KEVIN: Mom!|JACK: Do kids still give each other ID bracelets?
{21089}{21155}KEVIN: No. No, we don't.
{21194}{21285}KEVIN: Any other questions?|NORMA: Whatever happened to Winnie Cooper?
{21286}{21386}NORMA (V/O): I thought you were -|KEVIN: Look, I said it was no big deal!
{21387}{21468}KEVIN: She's just a stupid girl that I met at the skating rink.
{21469}{21605}And I didn't even know her. OK?|KEVIN: She's just one of Winnie Cooper's... stupid little friends...
{21606}{21711}KEVIN: And I'm gonna break up with her...|KEVIN: As soon as I get the chance!
{21712}{21799}KEVIN: OK?! Are you all satisfied now?
{21919}{22018}JACK: Um, would you pass the potatoes, please?
{22034}{22083}KAREN: Kevin!
{22108}{22180}WAYNE: Nya-na na-ni neee-ni.
{22382}{22472}Well, it seemed simple enough in theory.
{22508}{22629}I'd just kill off the relationship before it got out of hand.
{22783}{22946}And yet I couldn't seem to find the appropriate time. It was always one thing or another.
{23868}{23950}Before I knew it...|"And you'll be sorry some day"
{23951}{24096}Becky and I had been going steady for a whole week.|That's nearly six months in adult years.
{24138}{24224}WAITRESS: What'll it be, kids?|KEVIN: I'll have a Coke...
{24225}{24316}KEVIN (V/O): And some fries.|BECKY: I'll just have some of his.
{24317}{24391}Woof! This chick was gettin' in deep.
{24392}{24460}First she splits your fries. Next thing you know...
{24461}{24539}She'll be moving her textbooks into your locker.
{24540}{24598}BECKY (V/O): Kevin?
{24601}{24670}BECKY: Is something wrong?
{24682}{24823}KEVIN: What do you mean?|BECKY: I don't know. It's like we don't talk anymore.
{24824}{24930}"Anymore"? This was the first conversation we'd ever had.
{24931}{25046}BECKY: Are you mad at me or something?|KEVIN: No. Not really.
{25139}{25226}KEVIN: I don't know.|Don't be a coward.
{25227}{25323}Break it off clean. One shot behind the ear.
{25341}{25474}She won't feel a thing.|BECKY: I'm really glad we're going steady.
{25543}{25669}KEVIN: Look, Becky, we have to talk.|BECKY (Not hearing Kevin): Winnie! Over here!
{25670}{25778}WINNIE (V/O): Hi, you guys.|WINNIE: Have you seen Kirk around?
{25779}{25941}WINNIE: I was supposed to meet him here.|BECKY: I don't think he's here. Why don't you sit with us?
{25969}{26144}WINNIE: I don't know...|Hey, hey. What's this? The physical contact too much to take?
{26169}{26340}WINNIE: I don't think I should. But if you guys see Kirk, will you tell him that I'm looking for him?
{26341}{26416}KEVIN: No sweat. Right, Becky?
{26445}{26586}BECKY: Sure.|KEVIN: Sure you don't want some fries?
{26587}{26700}WINNIE: No, thanks. I'm not hungry.|Well, take this.
{26830}{26873}And this.
{27029}{27123}WINNIE: You guys make a really cute couple.
{27196}{27257}Boy, was she steamed.
{27258}{27402}It's not the same without little Kevin Arnold to kick around anymore, is it?
{27491}{27610}BECKY: Anybody home?|KEVIN: What?
{27643}{27749}BECKY: I asked if you like ketchup on your fries.|KEVIN: Sure.
{27750}{27817}KEVIN: Whatever you like.
{27830}{27909}BECKY: You're so weird sometimes.
{27917}{28057}I knew it was despicable...|But I couldn't stop thinking about all the possibilities...
{28058}{28154}Becky and I sharing a carton of milk in front of Winnie.
{28155}{28267}Walking past her locker with our hands in each other's back pockets.
{28268}{28368}Maybe even a well-timed smooch out by the busses.
{28369}{28423}KEVIN: Hi, guys!
{28466}{28542}CARLA: I'm really sorry, Kevin.
{28548}{28596}KEVIN: What?
{28636}{28717}CARLA: You must feel so terrible about it.|(CARLA V/O): It's just so...
{28718}{28766}KEVIN: What?
{28784}{28860}CARLA: You mean you don't know?
{28873}{28932}KEVIN: What?|CARLA: Oh, God.
{28933}{29013}CARLA: Me and my big mouth.|KEVIN: What?!
{29034}{29099}CARLA: Paul? You'd better tell him.|PAUL: Me?
{29100}{29157}KEVIN (V/O): Paul!
{29313}{29412}PAUL: Becky Slater... is breaking up with you.
{29429}{29477}KEVIN: What?
{29505}{29601}KEVIN: She's breaking up with me?|CARLA (V/O): Oh, God.
{29602}{29707}CARLA: We didn't mean to tell you.|CARLA (V/O): We thought everybody knew.
{29708}{29794}RANDY: Hey, Arnold. Tough luck about Slater.
{29795}{29877}KEVIN: Hey, I didn't even like her!
{29884}{30033}KEVIN: Who was that guy?|PAUL: Kev, look. There's other fish in the sea.
{30058}{30128}KEVIN: I can't believe this.
{30129}{30202}KEVIN: How could she break up with me?
{30203}{30325}CARLA: Kevin, you really can't blame her. I mean, it's so obvious.
{30326}{30431}KEVIN: What?|CARLA: That you still like Winnie Cooper.
{30432}{30502}KEVIN: What?!|Well, that did it. I'd had it up to here...
{30503}{30630}With Winnie Cooper.|It was time to lay it on the line, to force her hand.
{30631}{30824}I was just going to walk right up to her and ask her once and for all what was going on with her and Kirk Mc-
{31056}{31125}And so it finally happened.
{31126}{31289}My poor twelve-year-old heart finally crumbled into a little pile of dust, and blew away.
{31339}{31461}It was over. I was never gonna to get her back. It was time for a little self-respect.
{31462}{31550}It was time to let go. Time to move on.
{31640}{31742}After all, who needed women? Who needed friends?
{31751}{31895}I'd just walk alone from now on. Yep, that was me, Kevin Arnold - lone wolf.
{32110}{32207}There was just one loose end I had to tie up.
{32311}{32416}KEVIN: For your information...|KEVIN: I don't like Winnie Cooper!
{32439}{32499}BECKY: Tell me about it.|KEVIN: Alright...
{32500}{32600}KEVIN: I used to like her. But I don't anymore.
{32613}{32714}BECKY: Ya, sure!|KEVIN: I don't!
{32948}{33011}BECKY: Do you like me?
{33160}{33244}KEVIN: I don't even really know you.
{33249}{33348}BECKY: Well, I don't know you, and I like you!
{33419}{33530}KEVIN: It was just this...|KEVIN: Whole stupid...
{33531}{33603}KEVIN: "Going-steady" thing.
{33603}{33678}KEVIN: I didn't even want to go steady.
{33679}{33793}BECKY: Well then, why did you ask me in the first place?
{33832}{33927}KEVIN: I don't know, it -|BECKY: Wait!
{33936}{34006}BECKY: Great.|BECKY: There goes my bus.
{34007}{34118}Standing there... alone with Becky, I felt a warmth...
{34136}{34298}An attraction, a tenderness - for another girl for the first time since I'd lost Winnie Cooper.
{34299}{34390}BECKY: You're such a jerk!|BECKY (V/O): Thanks...
{34391}{34449}BECKY: For nothing!
{34503}{34551}KEVIN: Wait.
{34586}{34708}KEVIN: How are you gonna get home? (Gestures. )|BECKY: How do you think?
{34752}{34849}KEVIN: Well, do you want me to walk with you?
{34853}{34940}KEVIN: It - it's on the way and stuff.
{35008}{35110}BECKY: Don't do me any favors! (Frowns. )|KEVIN: No!
{35171}{35226}KEVIN: I want to.
{36131}{36215}The Wonder Years|Season 2 Episod 4
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