{1}{75}movie info: 25.0fps| {250}{310}In junior high school there were|days when you felt like... {311}{367}nothing was worth|getting out of bed for. {415}{478}But then, you remembered... {525}{572}you were going to see her. {630}{700}Your day was gonna have|all these moments. {825}{907}Moments that were full of|possibility. {918}{960}When you were sure|that something, {963}{1020}something|was going to happen. {1035}{1060}And then, {1078}{1180}there were the moments|that made you really, really... {1228}{1253}nervous. {1265}{1388}- Hell hath no fury|like a woman scorned. {1393}{1440}What do you think the poet|is trying to say? {1445}{1515}I don't know why, but|ever since I'd broken up... {1516}{1582}with Becky Slater,|I felt uneasy whenever... {1583}{1625}I saw her and Winnie together. {1638}{1712}Throughout literature,|we see images of women... {1713}{1823}as avenging harpies driven by|mad fits of jealous rage. {1827}{1900}In Greek mythology,|there's Aphrodite, {1910}{1988}whose insane jealousy of|Helen of Troy triggered... {1988}{2073}a war which led|thousands of men to... {2073}{2143}gruesome, agonizing deaths. {2190}{2227}I started to think: {2227}{2310}a dumpee could really do|a lot of damage to a dumpster. {2320}{2362}A girl like Becky Slater could. {2363}{2413}But is this a fair|portrayal of women? {2418}{2550}Or, does it say something about|men's fears and insecurities? {2605}{2649}I don't think women|are like that. {2650}{2707}I think most women,|when their feelings... {2708}{2750}are hurt,|just get really sad. {2765}{2857}God, she was beautiful.|And she was right. {2868}{2920}I wasn't being|fair to poor Becky. {2938}{3000}After all, I was the one|who had hurt her. {3023}{3080}And the sad thing was|I liked Becky. {3090}{3120}I really did. {3138}{3182}We'd really had some|laughs together. {3280}{3315}So we were|at the dance, right? {3320}{3364}And Paul,|you should see Paul, {3365}{3402}he's doing the swim with|Carla, you know? {3402}{3475}Only he's so nervous|he's swimming like a sea monkey. {3476}{3501}He's like... {3560}{3616}And then Carla? You know,|she's like standing there, {3617}{3672}like staring at him, and|she's dancing like one of... {3673}{3727}her feet has fallen asleep,|but she can't decide... {3728}{3757}which one,|so she's like... {3758}{3848}"well, is it this one or maybe|it's this one or this one" {3848}{3898}She's like dancing in Jell-O.|She's like... {3958}{4010}Kirk McCray, he's the best.|All right, here. {4055}{4132}"Hi. I'm Kirk McCray.|If I'm gonna dance, {4133}{4200}I have to be very, very careful.|'Cause if I move too fast, {4201}{4233}girls that we know|are gonna drop dead... {4233}{4265}right down|on our dance floor. {4317}{4370}There goes another one.|Sorry, pretty baby." {4398}{4423}Kevin! {4445}{4497}And then there's Winnie.|There's always Winnie, you know? {4498}{4567}She's like the ultimate Miss Priss.|She walks up to you like this. {4580}{4625}"Hi, Kevin. Hi, Paul." {4648}{4709}You wanna look at her and say,|"What's the matter Winnie, {4710}{4761}forget to take the hanger|out of your shirt?" {4778}{4809}Kevin! {4810}{4861}And then when|she dances, it's like, {4862}{4913}the Bride of the Mummy|does the pony. {4913}{4942}You know, she's all... {4960}{5002}Kevin, you're so mean! {5127}{5209}Whoo-boy,|I guess it was sort of mean. {5210}{5260}Some of those remarks|were the kind of things... {5261}{5323}that might look bad|out of context. {5327}{5384}Why do you think|the scorned lover... {5385}{5485}seeking revenge is such a|recurrent theme in literature? {5540}{5610}I think revenge|is just a natural part of life. {5623}{5679}When someone does|something bad to you, {5680}{5760}you feel like doing something|even worse back to them. {5770}{5802}That's just normal. {5855}{5902}Winnie was giving me|the cold shoulder. {5902}{5970}I had a bad feeling Becky|had told her somethin'. {5977}{6048}Winnie, did Becky|say anything about me? {6048}{6073}Like what? {6113}{6208}Nothing. I don't know...|Did she? {6215}{6240}No. {6260}{6308}- You sure?|- Yeah. {6323}{6373}Well, then,|what's the matter? {6417}{6445}Hold these! {6590}{6630}- Winnie? {6631}{6670}Winnie? {6803}{6847}I think I'm sick. {6860}{6894}You're sick! {6895}{6950}It was great!|She was sick! {6960}{7000}Becky hadn't told her anything! {7001}{7038}That's terrible. {7050}{7088}You should probably go. {7125}{7208}Do you need anything?|Do you want anything to eat? {7213}{7283}No! No, I'm not hungry. {7284}{7322}Well, your Mom's not here. {7333}{7375}Who's going to|take care of you? {7392}{7445}- Don't bounce!|- Sorry. {7470}{7620}AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back|Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday {7685}{7725}You got a fever all right. {7817}{7865}I'm gonna stay here until|your Mom gets back. {7866}{7917}C'mon, let's get you under|the covers. {7942}{7988}But I don't want you to get sick. {7997}{8063}Don't worry.|I never catch the flu. {8140}{8185}Ok, what else do you need? {8238}{8280}You want me to turn|the radio on or something? {8281}{8306}Yeah. {8397}{8447}- Kevin?|- Yeah? {8447}{8547}I have this... this quilt that,|you know, my grandma made... {8548}{8590}- when I was little...|- You have a blankie? {8591}{8655}It's not a blankie.|It's a quilt. {8665}{8742}It's very warm and I always|use it when I'm sick, and... {8743}{8800}Oh, I understand. These things|are very important. {8825}{8890}- So where is this blankie?|- In the closet. {8983}{9017}It's on the top shelf. {9297}{9322}Better? {9328}{9353}Better. {9375}{9450}Sitting there with Winnie|I felt: electrified. {9455}{9542}Something was about to|happen. Something big. {9578}{9604}Kevin. {9605}{9647}Wow! What a look! {9653}{9705}She was makin'|my knees sweat! {9706}{9748}Yeah? {9749}{9797}Kev... {9798}{9844}Yeah? {9845}{9920}I think... I think... {9921}{9964}Yeah? {9965}{10008}I'm gonna throw up! {10153}{10228}Yes! This was goin' great! {10275}{10325}It was a magnificent|stroke of luck. {10338}{10375}Winnie was sick for a week. {10383}{10435}I brought her|her homework assignments. {10460}{10492}I took care of her. {10572}{10605}I entertained her. {10810}{10855}We were closer than|we'd ever been. {10900}{10950}And I was happier than|I'd ever been. {10953}{11014}Chapters five and six, {11015}{11090}and answer the study questions|at the end of each chapter. {11097}{11128}How's Winnie doing? {11133}{11188}Well, she's nauseous,|she aches all over, {11188}{11242}and she's running|a temperature of a 101! {11292}{11329}Things were perfect. {11330}{11365}- Hi, Kirk!|- Hi. {11367}{11438}- Hi, Carla!|- Hi. {11470}{11495}Becky. {11500}{11552}I had to patch things up|with Becky. {11553}{11630}I wanted the whole world to be|as happy as I was. {11645}{11670}Hi, Becky! {11671}{11720}I just wanted to let you know|that I'm really sorry... {11721}{11764}things worked out|the way they did. {11765}{11808}But, I'm really glad|we're friends now. {11817}{11905}I really am. And, I just want|you to know that I, {11906}{11965}I think you're great.|Really great! {11978}{12008}Thanks! {12017}{12082}You know, Winnie wanted me|to say hi to you if I saw you. {12087}{12180}- She's still sick, you know.|- I know, the poor thing. {12181}{12238}I'm gonna stop by and|visit her on my way home... {12238}{12272}- from school today.|- Great! {12280}{12342}That's really great!|Maybe I'll see you there. {12343}{12368}Maybe. {12420}{12458}- See ya!|- See ya! {12458}{12492}What a girl! {12508}{12563}I'd completely misjudged her,|she wasn't holding... {12563}{12628}a grudge against me,|she was my friend. {12645}{12684}I had so many friends. {12685}{12742}Sea monkey? You think|I dance like a sea monkey? {12763}{12821}What's that supposed to mean,|I dance like a sea monkey? {12822}{12918}Paul, I didn't call you|a sea mon... well, ok, fine, {12918}{12968}I called you|a sea monkey, but I... {12969}{13018}Funny, Kevin,|you're a real laugh riot! {13020}{13094}Carla, you know how|sometimes you say silly things... {13095}{13140}- that you don't really mean.|- Like some people look like... {13141}{13175}they're dancing in Jell-O?! {13200}{13277}Yeah, that would be one.|Kirk-bo {13278}{13331}What's your point, Arnold?!|You think I'm stuck up? {13332}{13357}No, I mean, I... {13358}{13384}Let's just get out of here,|you guys! {13385}{13440}We don't need to hang around|somebody like this. {13475}{13520}C'mon, you guys!|You guys! {13543}{13607}You know maybe I'd been|wrong again about Becky Slater. {13608}{13647}Maybe she did hate me. {13647}{13732}Maybe my love for Winnie|had blinded... Oh, no, Winnie! {13755}{13793}Becky was on her way|over there! {13810}{13880}Hell hath no fury|like a woman scorned! {13915}{13962}- Sorry, Bobby.|- I walk like a duck?! {13963}{14088}No! I mean, could we talk|about this later? {14090}{14147}Boy, these people|were touchy! {14238}{14282}Donna Holton, did I, {14282}{14328}No, I never said|anything about her. {14328}{14368}I sing like a frog?! {14368}{14394}Except that. {14395}{14420}Of course not. {14421}{14463}You can't believe|everything you hear, Donna. {14463}{14525}- Sorry, I gotta run.|- Hey! {14563}{14620}I never realized|I'd slammed so many people. {14647}{14705}My locker smells|like a stockyard? {14710}{14755}I'm gonna miss my bus, so... {14765}{14807}Boy, you get on a roll and... {14965}{15020}I drive like an old woman, huh? {15132}{15190}Winnie, I don't know what|Becky told you, {15191}{15222}but whatever it is,|it is not true! {15223}{15252}Are you saying Becky's a liar? {15253}{15307}- Well, no, but...|- Because Becky's my friend! {15310}{15353}And I wouldn't want|anybody to say anything... {15353}{15385}bad about her if it weren't true! {15386}{15412}Well, no, it's just... {15413}{15463}You know, some people think|that if you can't say something... {15463}{15518}nice about someone,|you shouldn't say anything at all! {15518}{15547}Winnie, listen... {15547}{15594}You know, Kevin,|I just never would have... {15595}{15685}thought that you could be...|that kind of person! {15686}{15742}Ooh, not "that kind of person." {15743}{15835}Winnie, it was just a stupid joke.|I mean, I didn't even mean it. {15836}{15903}Really, I didn't. I mean,|you know me better than that. {15903}{15942}It was just to be funny. {15943}{15990}Haven't you ever said|something mean about... {15991}{16035}someone just to be funny? {16065}{16090}I guess not. {16113}{16179}Look, Winnie, I'm sorry. {16180}{16322}I'm really, really sorry.|I'm really... sorry. {16330}{16382}Well, don't tell me your sorry. {16383}{16435}Tell Paul and Carla and Kirk. {16460}{16518}I just know if you'd said|something like that about me, {16518}{16560}I'd be really mad at you. {16565}{16597}What did you say? {16597}{16653}I said, "if you'd said|something like that about me, {16653}{16688}I'd be really mad." {16830}{16857}This was weird. {16868}{16920}Becky had told Winnie|everything I'd said about... {16921}{16957}everybody except her. {16975}{17020}But I wasn't gonna spend|my teen years {17021}{17065}waiting for the|other shoe to drop. {17068}{17107}I was gonna have it out with her. {17115}{17197}Nothing was gonna|get in my way. Nothing. {17215}{17275}Certainly not my best friend|in the whole world... {17276}{17326}whom I'd ridiculed|and treated shabbily, {17335}{17384}who was sulking|around my locker trying... {17385}{17428}his hardest not to look like|he was giving me... {17428}{17468}the chance|to make it up to him. {17490}{17515}Paul? {17543}{17607}- I don't wanna talk to you!|- Paul, look... {17607}{17668}I know I hurt your feelings|and I'm really, really sorry. {17668}{17720}And I'm gonna make it up to|you really, really soon. {17721}{17767}I said I don't|want to talk to you! {17768}{17813}Anyone that could be|so mean that... {17813}{17850}Hey, where are you going? {17855}{17895}I'm gonna be right back,|and then you can be... {17896}{17935}- as mean to me as you want.|- Hey, wait a minute! {17980}{18015}Fine, go! {18113}{18228}All right.|C'mon, c'mon! Slam me. {18245}{18293}- Just forget it.|- No, c'mon, lay into me. {18293}{18319}No! {18320}{18378}Paul, I was mean to you,|now you be mean to me. {18395}{18440}Imitate me.|Make fun of me. {18441}{18485}Who wants to imitate you? {18495}{18550}All right, fine,|I'll imitate myself. Here. {18630}{18688}- Well?|- Well it's hard. {18715}{18757}Can't really think of|anything I do stupid. {18763}{18821}Oh, yeah, right!|Try the way you look, {18822}{18880}the way you talk,|the way you walk! {18895}{18938}You have those stupid|chipmunk cheeks! {18953}{18978}And your hair? {18988}{19040}You look like you're|wearing a cat on your head! {19055}{19090}See? That wasn't so hard. {19091}{19116}And let's face it, {19117}{19172}you're not exactly|Mister Coordination! {19182}{19247}You couldn't catch a football if|your life depended on it! {19248}{19300}- Great.|- And that stupid jacket! {19303}{19353}You've never been to a Jets|game in your life! {19390}{19435}- I hate the way you sing!|- All right, Paul... {19436}{19472}Let me tell you,|your breath is not... {19473}{19503}All right, Paul! {19607}{19668}So are we still friends? {19775}{19840}Well, why would I wanna be|friend with a guy... {19841}{19880}who wears a cat|on his head? {19938}{19963}I gotta go. {19972}{19997}Hey, wait! {20010}{20050}We haven't even|scratched the surface yet! {20055}{20103}We could spend the rest of|the day on your chin! {20343}{20375}Hey, Slater! {21335}{21380}As I approached my nemesis, {21390}{21455}a million thoughts raced|through my mind. {21468}{21560}Who was Becky Slater?|What did she want? {21568}{21635}Why did she have to have|such a good memory? {21672}{21763}I felt sort of like Clint Eastwood|confronting my mortal enemy. {21775}{21800}Becky. {21813}{21838}Kevin. {21915}{21985}Well, that was about the extent|of my Clint Eastwood. {21988}{22022}Let's face it,|if you're not gonna shoot... {22023}{22064}somebody in a|situation like this, {22064}{22117}all you can really do is:|complain. {22118}{22180}Why you spreadin' all those stories|about me all over school? {22181}{22269}I never said anything|that wasn't true! {22270}{22329}Well...you know...|some people think that... {22330}{22372}if you can't say something nice,|then you shouldn't... {22373}{22404}say anything at all. {22405}{22472}Oh, great, suddenly|you're Mr. Nice Guy. {22478}{22538}Well, excuse me|I didn't know. {22538}{22582}Look, Becky, I'm sorry. {22582}{22647}I'm sorry that we broke up,|I'm sorry about the whole thing. {22653}{22745}Yeah? Are you sorry you just|used me to get to Winnie? {22755}{22806}Are you sorry you just|pretended to like me... {22807}{22857}the whole time when you|really just liked her? {22870}{22909}'Cause, you know,|I really think... {22910}{22953}that's a terrible thing to do|to a person. {22988}{23113}Look. I really liked you.|I really liked you a lot. {23175}{23228}Well, whoop-tee-doo. {23243}{23282}Well, what do you|want me to say? {23288}{23350}Does it make you feel better|making my life miserable? {23351}{23388}Yes, it does. {23438}{23482}So, what are you gonna do? {23482}{23535}Go around and make|everyone hate me forever? {23545}{23603}No, if you got|some horrible disease, {23603}{23660}or got into a really|bad accident, {23661}{23703}I'd probably stop. {23707}{23775}Well, good.|Somethin' to look forward to. {23807}{23845}Look, just tell me one thing: {23868}{23918}why didn't you tell Winnie|what I said about her? {23930}{23975}Or are you just waiting|for the perfect moment to... {23976}{24013}completely ruin my life? {24040}{24103}What kind of person|do you think I am? {24113}{24220}A vengeful harpy driven by|mad fits of jealous rage. {24230}{24282}I mean, Winnie's my friend. {24293}{24347}I would never tell her|anything like that. {24357}{24395}It would hurt her too much. {24405}{24478}So, you mean you're,|not gonna tell her? {24488}{24522}'Course not! {24525}{24550}At that moment, {24555}{24632}I found myself wishing|it was possible to like... {24633}{24680}two girls at the same time. {24682}{24738}Winnie would always be|the love of my life, {24747}{24815}but that Becky|was really somethin'. {24820}{24870}Sure, she had her flaws,|but you know what? {24890}{24927}The girl had heart. {24928}{25007}Of course, I told Paul and Carla, {25018}{25062}and Kirk and Eric|and Wendy and Cindy, {25063}{25138}and Kathy, well, Kathy Bedlow|and Kathy Cianfuentes, {25138}{25189}and Tony and Bob|and Sheila, {25190}{25255}and Nancy and Tom and Beth|and that whole group, {25256}{25295}and Rodney the janitor, and... {25315}{25384}Mom, I feel terrible. {25385}{25425}I know you do, sweetheart. {25435}{25470}It's not the flu. {25507}{25572}I said some stuff about|some people at school. {25582}{25645}And then, they all found out|what I said, {25646}{25682}and now everyone hates me. {25695}{25745}Well, honey,|it can't be that bad. {25750}{25777}It is. {25777}{25805}What'd you say? {25832}{25948}Well, I said that Bobby Jensen|walks like a duck. {25952}{26010}Oh, well, c'mon,|that's not so terrible. {26013}{26085}And that, Paul dances|like a sea monkey. {26090}{26124}You said that? {26125}{26170}And, Winnie walks around|like she forgot to take... {26171}{26205}the hanger out of her shirt. {26220}{26245}That's not nice. {26288}{26335}Everybody's gonna hate me. {26385}{26455}I could see the thoughts|forming in my mother's mind. {26468}{26493}Things like: {26495}{26532}"Well, you made your bed|and now you're... {26533}{26565}gonna have to lie in it." {26580}{26673}Well, we all make mistakes. {26677}{26727}I think your friends'll|forgive you. {26735}{26775}You want me to bring you the TV? {26793}{26855}Ok. Thanks. {26873}{26943}I felt so much better,|I wanted to cry. {26948}{27025}How bad could I be?|My mother still loved me. {27035}{27086}But from now on,|I'd be a better person. {27087}{27138}If I didn't have|anything nice to say, {27138}{27190}I wouldn't say|anything at all. {27198}{27232}If only Winnie would... {27232}{27285}Kevin? There's someone|here to see you. {27405}{27430}Hi. {27460}{27485}Hi! {27530}{27580}I hope you didn't|catch the flu from me. {27588}{27627}Hey, I knew the risks. {27628}{27657}Very cool. {27663}{27720}Before you bend steel|with your bare hands... {27721}{27773}you might wanna lose|Mr. Snuffles there. {27810}{27863}Well, I'll leave you two alone. {27973}{28007}Miss Priss? {28023}{28075}- Bride of the Mummy?|- Winnie it was just a joke! {28076}{28145}A joke!|I'll show you a joke! {28198}{28252}"Hi, I'm Kevin Arnold. {28260}{28307}And I'm really nice to|people's faces, {28307}{28377}and then I cut them down|behind their backs!" {28382}{28463}Oh, are you sick?|Here, I'll take care of you! {28488}{28563}What's the matter? Stomach|feeling a little queasy is it? {28568}{28627}Feels like the least little|thing might set it off? {28630}{28657}Winnie, please. {28657}{28706}Maybe I should get you|something to eat! {28712}{28825}Have some, cole slaw,|liver, fried squid! {28826}{28851}Winnie... {28852}{28900}You poor thing,|you're not comfy! {28935}{28972}Let me fix your pillows! {28973}{29023}You have fever,|you're burning up! {29023}{29063}That's ok, I'll help you! {29113}{29182}Poor baby, now you're cold!|Well here's your blankie! {29365}{29402}I guess that's when it hit me. {29407}{29488}Winnie wasn't going to|forgive me for the things I'd said. {29507}{29557}It could only mean one thing: {29607}{29732}She wanted me bad! {30375}{30520}Subtitles by Taurus Mind {30520}{30620} {30645}{30795}Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/4bmc|Help other users to choose the best subtitles